#GOD what a good fuckin game
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
#mouthwashing#mouthwashing game#captain curly#curly#curly mouthwashing#mouthwashing fanart#art#illustration#ikanebula art#i hope this hurts.#GOD what a good fuckin game
814 notes
·
View notes
Text
"Battle of Alberta, right? It was my first game: Calgary, Edmonton. We would play them in the preseason, and you know—trying to make the team I'd always be asking him to fight in preseason, always. I'd be runnin' my mouth—like, tryna fight the biggest, baddest guys, tryna make an impression.
And he would never fight me. He'd always tell me, like If you make the team, I'll fight ya. You don't have to worry about that, but I'm not fightin' ya preseason. And I totally respect it, I'm not gonna chase him down. It is what it is. He's established—I'm looking for my chance.
So I get called up, we're playing Edmonton in Edmonton: Battle of Alberta. [He's] over there on the other side, and it's like the coolest thing ever... you know, the buildup was crazy 'cuz I knew if the opportunity presented itself—if the game went the way I hoped it would, I would get an opportunity to fight him.
I remembered in warmups tryna skate by the redline initially just kind-of gettin' a feel for it—to see if I have to say something or whatever... He's got no bucket on, his big, bald head is glarin' around, he skates by the redline with the biggest smile on his face, and just gives me the biggest wink...
At that moment I knew Okay, he remembers. It's gonna happen at some point.
We were up 1, I think it was 2-1 going into intermission or whatever—Oh, no, I think it was 1-1 and we had just scored so the position I'm like Yeah, I don't know if I can fight him now because we have the momentum and we're winning the game. I don't want to lose a fight, then we lose a game and now I'm, like, never getting a chance again.
You kind-of gotta play the game within the game like [...] there's an opportunity to fight, and there's an opportunities where you shouldn't fight. Things weren't looking good, then they score and now we need a spark. I'm like Fucking perfect.
I just skate by their bench and I'm like It's time, big boy! He jumps out, we line up, and he goes We squarin' up or we goin' right away?
I'm like I'm not fuckin' squarin' up with you right now! We're goin' right away!
Drop em, we go right away, grab each other. I know he's a lefty so he's gonna let go—let's go of my right arm before he throws one. I threw one. Big boy went down, he jumped back up pretty quick. I don't know, I tell people all the time, I'm like I would've been in the league fuckin' 2 years earlier if there was good footage of this fuckin' fight!
For some reason—For some reason, the cameras cut out. I don't know if [he] had his cousins working the cameras or something that night, or if they're in the video room or what happened.
That was my first NHL game.
It's funny 'cuz Chucky was there—Chucky's there and he knows, he saw, he always laugh when I say that I would've been in the league earlier 'cuz he knows how things like that go. You get a little bit of energy and buzz around ya, and then kind-of momentum takes you a little bit further but unfortunate[ly], I missed that opportunity but I don't regret a thing.
[...]
The opportunity was there, I just—unfortunately, for whatever reason, the Hockey Gods said not yet." (Ryan Lomberg reminiscing over his first NHL game/fight) (x)(x) (please go watch the second link to see lombos giant smile as he tells this story jfc)
and other genuinely bonkers things to say about a hockey player in your first fight... like why did this need to be said like that...what
#ryan lomberg#lombo what the fuck#for the sake of clarity lombo does refer em by name but i think its funnier to obscure it in this case for people who dont know who it is#im sure edm and the bald description gave it away of who it is#but youll never fucking guess who this bitch is waxing poetic about#the wha the huh#HIM??????#WE'RE ROMANTICISNG THAT FUCKIN GUY??? REALLY????#i hate it here#this just in the guy you adore just said the horniest shit about the worst person you know#completely forgot they both were on the flames at the same time its been erased from my memory#(guy who does not pay attention to anything that is not pantr related)#but also matthew giggling about lombos little I WOULDVE BEEN HERE EARLIER IF THE CAMERAS WORKED RIGHT#how dare we lose him to calgary again HOW DARE#hello special little matthew cameo#the homoeroticism of it all#the inherent homoeroticism of hockey fights#why did he describe it like that#do you know what “scrappy ahler tries to make it big by fighting everyone in sight to impress staff and even challenges the enforcer vet#knowing itll make him look good if he does and said enforcer vet does not give him the time of day and goes i promise ill fight you when yo#get called up during the regular season not now and to which said scrappy ahler gets called up during the regular season and doesnt expect#much but gets completely surprised when the vet 1. remembers who he is 2. the promise he made and 3. even gives him a cheeky wink about it.#and the game is chippy from the start the ahler isnt sure theyll be able to fight hin but low and behold the hockey gods bless him#and he does he even gets to decide the rules AND wins it in one punch. the downside? none of it was filmed.#but the memory of that vets wink rings clear“ does to me man?#also. a classic case of hockey gods giveth. hockey gods taketh away.#sweetheart you can be gay AND also want your cool fight filmed honey youre asking for too much#yeah lombo does like calling men bigboy yeah that's a thing
16 notes
·
View notes
Text
dav update: ok I think my brainworms are safe. It sucks.
#texted post#it just doesnt feel like a dragon age idk...and also dear god WHY ARE THERE SO MANY CUTSCENES AND TINY AREAS#LET ME PLAY!!!!#almost feels like one of those video games for people who dont play video games. where its. just a movie. it wants to be a movie so badly#tho they did completely rehaul the combat to be more like the soulsborne esques n shit#so thats actually making it more engaging#except its not really what traditionally made DAs combat unique...#character creators pretty good I guess lmao#I could make my square(ka)#maybe Im just outgrowing the standard fantasy rpg idk I got bored w bg3 as well even tho I liked divinity II when it came out#I THINK it was probably bcus of how very dnd the mechanics were but. writing was also kinda whatever#N ANOTHER THING the characters keep fucking repeating the same obvious shit thats just been stated#im not 4 I can read the room guys#actually not done yet ALSO ITS SO CLEARLY MADE W CONSOLES IN MIND UGH#fuckin hold down buttons to confirm things and JUMP IS F........... cmon
7 notes
·
View notes
Text
Me remembering that my like two fave fictional guys have so little known about them (except for the basics) in their canon, and that almost everything I love about them comes from fan works and headcanons I and other people have made up (and im having the time of my life with it don’t get me wrong!)
#my ass wants to know so much LOL I’m so new here#Fnaf game lore wise#What was Will’s motive for murder? who was he before the murders?#what was Henry Emily like before everything went down?#Like I’ve gathered that Henry is remorseful and feels guilty and sad and wants justice and revenge#which is SO COOL!!!! but dude!! who were ya before?#and WILLIAM. my god dude who were YOU before???#I wanna know what their bond was like :( girl what am I yapping about#Fnaf#William Afton#Henry Emily#like. I imagine Henry and William had a lot in common but they balance each other out in different ways :)#I just. I love a good contrasting duo I guess#just two guys who fuckin love robots. eccentric in different ways#ahhhh. ahhhh I could yap. and I have
12 notes
·
View notes
Note
gotta ask bout jakehal just gotta ahdjjf
oooh oh you've stepped on the Words Button right there
boutta infodump the shit outta this one buckle up mothers and fuckers
love jakehal. top 10 ships that would obliterate dirk strider. concept of them makes me want to stick my head in a microwave. in a good way!! in canon, it's an Oh Man This Will Not End Well to me; jake spends a lot of the plot seeing hal as an annoyance, something dirk uses to blow people off, then as an emotional crutch, and like man that post you made about them? im not sure if i reblogged it yet but i screamed. because yeah. id go fucking apeshit too if i got treated like that. even if hal loves jake, it's kinda fucking hard to just forgive and forget 3 years of belittlement y'know. i think the worst part is he just might.
also a cup and a half of crack is mandatory. i cannot explain why. you cannot take them completely seriously. ever. it's part of what makes them work
if jake for some reason ever pursued hal, a lot of the time it hits me as being a bad attempt at coping. or a rebound situation, which is even worse because haha used like a tool. hah. they need Specific Circumstances to make them end in anything but a pile of burning scrap, the kind that forces them to confront their treatment of each other, and that's 1) hard 2) the first of many, many steps, for both of them. it's not a pretty sight. but it's one i love to see, in either direction [:
and then, turnabout jakehal. now that changes the fucking game.
i needed to make a bingo specifically for them because hoooh man turnabout jakehal. ho man. y'know there just something about being stuck on a ship for 3 years with the autoresponder of your best friend who you've recently been forced to acknowledge is a person that originated from said best friend, one that you may have been treating pretty shittily. and you can't run away from that. im aware im mostly focusing on jake's pov here but that's because i genuinely sobbed the last time i tried to think too hard about hal and im trying to stay coherent here
i keep a very specific scene of them in my head: sitting on top of the ship, looking at the infinite timelines whizzing by, and just. talking. about this. about hal being dirk's autoresponder. about whether jake just sees him as a shittier, less real version of dirk. about what hal's deal with jake is in the first place. i think about them. awkward kids working it out. they drive me nuts. i love this au, i love them :DD
#choc talks#ask game#jakehal#homestuck#canon jake and hal have a History that complicates them. even though they have good chemistry and banter#and i can see many sweet silly scenarios with it#there's so much there man that's gonna hurt. fuckin great ship#importantly: tb hal gets a (somewhat) humanoid form. it takes away a big part of what made jake disregard him so much#by making it much more obvious that he's a person. fucking unfair that getting a body's what it took for jake to fully notice it but#hell#it's what he got and it worked#actually really fucking nervous posting this why did i rb an ask game that relies on my personal evaluations of things oh god
91 notes
·
View notes
Text
just finished playing mad rat dead
#mad rat dead#mrd#my god that was AMAZING#I fuckin love this game#its immediately up there with my all time favorite games now#aaaghgf IT WAS SO GOOD#I’m sad it ended#and THAT ENDING#please please I hope mad rat and heart just like#left that laboratory and went and lived their lives together peacefully as best friends#I need them to be happy and safe and at peace#in my mind that’s what happened
46 notes
·
View notes
Text
jesus christ episode 5 of arcane was so fucking good
#i am gonna finally finish watching it#do not ask me why i havent finished it yet i dont fucking know#its so god damn good im just fucking terrible at watching things if i have free time i play video games lol#kara stop blogging#arcane#but it was so many banger scenes!!!!! SO MANY BANGER SCENES#the scene where vi spots caitlin in the brothel fuckin rizzing up a woman and vi just gives a little shocked 0_0 :)#the whole dynamic flashing back and forth of jayce being on a fucking HIGH while Viktor is sinking lower and lower into his work and illnes#the badass shots while enemy plays of the underground selling its grit#then the upbrupt stop of the music when it suddenly jumps to jayce sitting in viktors hospital room#viktor asks how long they thing he has and before jayce can answer it JUMPS IMMEDIATELY BACK INTO THE UNDERGROUND WITH THE SONG STARTING-#LIKE IT NEVER FUCKING STOPPED#AUGH#THATS GOOD FUCKING SHIT DUDE!!! THATS CINEMATIC AS HELL!!!#oh the way they portray powder/jinx's flashbacks are so fucking good. so expressive in just how much shes haunted by what happened#how her guilt manifests into ghosts that she cant escape from#genuinely incredible. what a show.#i want to watch another episode but its 3 am
17 notes
·
View notes
Text
man 2000a era Star Wars gaming was craaaaazy. My 3 favorite Star Wars games are from then and I still play them to this day (Battlefront II, Empire at War, and Knights of the Old Republic I & II). The newer ones are fun for a while but they just don't have the same staying power
#atlas entry#the new Battlefront sucks cos of microtransactions and also to be completely honest some pretty god-awful game design#oh and EA pulled a Netflix and dropped it the second it started getting mild criticism#oh and then you had Squadrons which I still play while listening to podcasts. I actually like it more than most people did I think#so of course EA had to drop it#Fallen Order is good. I still haven't gotten to play Survivor cos I don't have the new Xbox#idk if Outlaws is out yet but I don't think I'll be able to play it either. unless they can put it on Cloud Gaming#what else. we had SWTOR (swamped with microtransactions). the KOTOR remake (canceled). Star Wars 1313 (canceled)#that Darth Maul game (canceled)#ngl it's pretty fuckin dire out there folks
2 notes
·
View notes
Text
sometimes i think about the type of media i was into from 2017 to like mid 2020 & i genuinely want to throw up
#& it’s not even like ‘noooo cringe past me’ type shit#bc i also found out about gunnm at the time which is still one of the main universes i go to#also i still love stuff that i loved when i was like 9 (aka. hunchback of notre dame) so yea#but jesus christ what the fuck was i on otherwise#at least i had the mental capacity to stop watching game of thrones 2 episodes into season 8#like wow congratulations u realized that hate watching stuff is a complete waste of time!! cool!!!#but ig sorry 2 scott pilgrim & half of the dc universe i can’t fuckin stand this shit at this point#((partially sparing teen titans here bc they actually had some good concepts in the show))#& alien was actually always the best movie in the series & if u say ‘WELL ACTUALLY ALIENS IS OBJECTIVELY BETTER🤓’#ok????? go & suck james cameron’s dick some more or sth fuck off!????#((like most 80s action movies r so cringe to me like shut the fuck up predator is genuinely ass & there’s not a single enjoyable moment))#+ marvel was always mid & i don’t understand how i manipulated my brain into liking any of the shit they made#also not even gonna talk about music here oh my god dude
8 notes
·
View notes
Note
What’s a moment from Jo that gives you emotional damage?
all two scenes he's alone with aoki like bruh i feeeeeel the kicked puppy energy practically oozing off of him
#snap chats#HE'S SOOOOO MISERABLE IN THOSE SCENES LOOOLLLL#THEYRE SO FUNNY <- depressing in retrospect#getting bitched at by his son like god.#and when aoki was like 'between me and my dad who are you ultimately loyal to'#AND SAWASHIRO WITH HIS AVOID-THE-QUESTION-ASS ANSWER I SWEEAAARRRRR TO GOD........ IT FUCKS ME UP SO BAD#rgg knew if they showed us the scene of aoki telling jo to kill arakawa itd be so fuckin joever bro#i think of it every day i already made TWO comics about it but god.........#jo being so sad puppy around aoki is so funny#its just suuuuch a hard contrast to how see him The Rest Of The Game where he's a scary motherfucker#cocky even at times And Then With Aoki He's Just 🧍♂️#its what makes me love him so much like UGH.... so good.. he's so pathetic...
7 notes
·
View notes
Text
Is it a hot take to say re7 is the scariest resident evil game …
#I genuinely have no idea what people think the scariest rezi game is?#if I had rezi followers I’d do a poll but I’m so deathly curious#re7 and 8 are the most .. hm#controversial maybe? minus the re3make#because of the swap to first person but that was the point#the perspective swap was to make ‘em scarier and I think they did a good job#re7 at least#I don’t rhink re8 is very scary sorry😭#re7 just has a better premise#all the Mia cutscenes are fuckin. crazy. to me at least bc one of my biggest fears is getting stabbed with a huge kitchen knife like that#plus the baker house setting is purrfect imo#re8 is very much fairy tail vibes. not too spooky#the vampires aren’t scary theyre hot idk what you want from me. it was hot when ethan got his hand cut off by lady d ok.#I’m not scared of dolls or that ugly ass fish man neither so#not factories neither#just yeah. fairy tail. not scary#tbf I’m not scared of bugs so the whole bug part of re7 admittedly does nothing for me#which is a shame because it’s AMAZING#but no yeah re7 is so good and so so fucking scary LMFAO#god I need to peer pressure some of my friends into getting into the rezi series I need to be insane w someone abt it#unfortunately it’s a little hard to get into admittedly but once you’re in you’re IN
3 notes
·
View notes
Text
I changed my mind. Hater behavior is undeserved, when it comes to works, & idgaf about holding creators accountable when their games are mid, anymore.
#em.txt#now i only care about how you treat your workers tbh#so there are still series i hate. but now I don't want to be mean to people who put time & effort into making shit#this is about post shift 2. people were too fuckin mean to Rjac for a game he made for free#& as a bitch who loves that game a lot i see your criticisms i understand. but you're not gonna be mean to him abt this#that fucking teen that held that interview & told him he needed to be held accountable for his mistakes. god#he made this shit for free across four years. what can happen in four years? what did he work through?#to deliver you a free game. even if you don't fucking like the game if you invite a creator on to talk about their works#you don't fucking talk to them the way uyeah did. shit was cruel & uncalled for.#this game is fucking good but it's forever going to be burried as a game that's complicated with weird tutorials#ps2 is fun. you should try it. if you don't get it -- ask. I'll answer any question at any time#i will vc you i will write a text doc -- whatever you want. more people need to experience this fucking game#it's compelling in a way few games are to me.#i can homestly only compare it to rain world but not for a reason that's overt & easy to explain. more in how it feels to play#rather than what you do.#man. idk. i gotta learn how to talk about shit i love without being mean now#this started because i was talking mad shit to my friends & it asked me to stop because i was downtalking something she loved a lot#& i realized this isn't fun for people. i thought we were having fun but tbh? I'm just a mean negative bitch#& that's not fun. that's mean.#i have to redo this character arc from when i was 13 because i guess I didn't learn it the first time around#cynicism doesn't make you funny or cool. it makes you mean & unfun to be around. finding kind things to say is tougher.#if you can present your criticism nicely then maybe you can criticize too#but that alone does not a good critique make & it definitely don't make you fun at parties#listen. i am still gonna be a bitch. but i am going to be less of one.
3 notes
·
View notes
Text
they gotta put some sort of enrichment in my cave man i just spent 3 hours placing cubes
#picked up 76 to round out the end of the season and oh my god base building has me by the brainstem#the worst part i think is that theres no way for me to show a non-player what i do without it losing a degree of its impressiveness#like dgmw objectively my builds look nice and a viewer would be like [wow! that looks great]#but they would lack the necessary knowledge to know why its great beyond the aesthetic sense like.#the insane fuckin exploits i have to pull off in order to make shit look good#for anyone still reading this: my favorite technique for punching up an area is merging and merging;#there's certain terrain features and items in game that#when under specific conditions#allow you to merge two objects together. but it gets more complex: some objects require support.#so you have to sandwich in either a conduit or a floor mat.#but then it gets more complex: even if you merge objects together; the architecture of your structure may prohibit placing it.#so you pull out a flame thrower trap. intentionally break the architecture (only possible across some varieties of wall and floor btw)#at a penalty. and then you place your shit. and then you repair it. and then: most vitally of all: you do not fuck with it.#a misclick can undo hours of work#AND FOR WHAT: BTW: I ENJOY THE PROCESS BUT OBJECTIVELY THERE ARE BETTER WAYS I COULD SPEND MY TIME!!!!!#anyway once i finish this latest build i think ill do a walkthrough of it or smthn to post here. im very happy with it =:]#daily h
2 notes
·
View notes
Note
You and tales of crestoria 🤝 me and final fantasy record keeper
I think they killed mine bc it was unprofitable (it was so so so ineffective to put real money into <3<3<3) and unpopular, but they really should've considered that i, the most important bird in the world, enjoyed it. Or some other reason that i could probably google *shrug
I miss it every day 💔💔💔🐦
Duuuuude, I played Record Keeper for a bit when it was new!!!!! I heard it was just the global version that shut down but the JP version is still going, so yeah, global probably just wasn't making enough money to be worth running. So, ya know. RK's still kinda alive but ToC is dead and buried. Lmao, not to diminish the RK situation cuz I'm sure restarting on JP would just absolutely not be worth the hassle so definitely still kind of a Lost Lenore.
I kinda wish Opera Omnia would consider adding characters from the other FF mobile games cuz there's untapped potential there. Like add Tyro at least for RK rep. And Wol from Mobius FF, which I also miss a lot!!!! I don't want Mobius to ever be forgotten. Plus the BE crew, but that's the only one that's shockingly still going strong. Meanwhile Square's adding TikTok influencers to Be:WotV, so :/
Man this sent me down a rabbit hole of other Square mobile games. I played both Valkyrie Anatomia: The Origin and Star Ocean: Anamnesis without knowing anything about the original series but I loved those games and they didn't really last longer than 2-3 years. Plus the global server for SINoALICE either shutdown within the last week or is shutting down real soon. Even the JP server is being rumored to shut down relatively soon, but idk if that's willingly or not cuz they're supposedly taking their time to wrap up the story at least.
Both Square and Bamco just seem so bad at keeping most of their gachas alive. And years of constantly having good gachas I like getting shutting down has really given me a fear for all of them that I play. I genuinely don't believe Ever Crisis is gonna last more than a year and everyday I play Star Rail I'm afraid it's suddenly gonna bomb suddenly and get shut down. Tho Hoyoverse seems real good about that not happening with their games, but still when I see people say HSR is dipping it makes me a little paranoid and I gotta remind myself they just got bored and wanna find a reason to justify it.
Like honestly, I know mobile games get a lot of shit for how many of them are low quality and the massive amount of gachas that want your money from your gambling addiction, but I love the genre so much. I've found so many good games that are gachas and it sucks that the state/economy/whatever of the genre is so so fragile that the slightest dip in sales means it's existence has to be ripped out of the universe regardless of how good it may be. It's not like they stop selling it but you still have your copy like it's a console game or you can just emulate it once it closes. When it's gone, it's gone. People can record cutscenes and rip models and assets, but you can never play it again. At least thank god for those one-in-a-million games that leave up offline versions when they shutdown, but in all my life of mobile gaming I've only seen two, KHUX and Tokimeki Idol.
Anyway sorry to ramble on about the topic, I'm just feeling mega sad now about it all and I don't know what could possibly be done to like, make the mobile game scene better? At least about this issue. But I doubt anything ever would be done in terms of not losing games forever anyway.
#i miss priconne too. i saved up so much in that game. barely ever pulled.#i had thousands saved. most ive ever saved in a gacha. i wanted beach mimi and vampy and other costumes. and then it just quietly shut down.#none of that currency ever used. jp's still going tho but i think last i heard its not doing the best so whats the point in playing jp#the first gacha i ever played got shut down i think earlier this year#i just found out a couple days ago that exos heroes shutdown a couple months ago#idek what the state of brave nine is after the second game got released and im afraid to find out#like yeah yeah i know gambling practices whatever. but have you considered some of them are genuinely good games so much love crafted#into them and the creators just wanted to make something beautiful like many other console and pc games out there?#it fuckin sucks man. i fucking hate capitalism.#im sure im derailing! sorry bird! just. god. video games ya know#ask#personal
4 notes
·
View notes
Text
im going to sleep here in a bit but i just like. started thinking about outer wilds
#wind howls#you dont understand the grip this game has on me. it has all the very specific bits that i adore in a video game#the lore ? phenomenal. the gameplay ? fucking fantastic. it has 6 directional movement what with the spaceship but#it doesnt have any like. actual frame perfect timing necessities at all#no quick time event. it is a breeze to play through and doesnt require needing to be precise down to a milimeter#the art and design and everything ? wonderful. it goes against so many regular 3d video game rules in order to work#but it DOES. and it has a team of such loving devs who put in their absolute everything into this game#and probably some of the most kind and fun fans ive ever seen. since its a game that you advance by learning abt the world-#spoilers can completely ruin everything. but ive very rarely if at all seen fans try to ruin the experience for anyone else#its a game that is asking you to fall in love with the world its set in and my god does it do such a good job of doing that#sorry . i remembered that my boyfriend said he might play it this summer while i watch him nd it is one of the things i look forward 2 most#im not fuckin kidding when i say that it my favourite game in the whole wide world. if anyone reading this plays it please talk 2 me abt it#(or maybe dont. im so so insane about this game but i promise its for a reason i promise its good)
4 notes
·
View notes
Text
i hate fictional characters I see a mf I have gender envy for wearing something and my materialistic ass is like . well now I NEED knee high gaiters for fashion reasons. like are you crazy wtf are u talking abt what century is this. calm down 🔫
#gaiters and spats are just legwarmers for drama mascs send tweet#or theater/reenactment nerds i guess but i am NOT one of those btw im just Stylin#i havent been lately ive been living in pjs for months. i ...have not been on my Stylin Game oof :/#also the only webbedsite that has gaiters that long in the style i want charge 60$ for them LOL#n the buttons arent cute so id have to put in the effort to REPLACE those and that would be ANNOYING#dear gods please give me a sewing machine and supplies . or a sugar mama. ive been so good (lie) i deserve it (true)#im tired of being POOR i miss BUYING RANDOM SHIT FOR MYSELF can one of the jobs i appied for EMAIL ME BACK......#i need to pay my debt so i can . save money up. then perhaps. get gaiters (normal thing to want)#KJSDHFKHJK#NOT sports or nature hiking gaiters. the fuckin....historical ones. NOT CAMO...#SIGH#sanchoyorambles#i need little treats i NEED THEM#im like one breakdown away from saying fuck it im in debt already anyway whats a couple hundo more on my credy card 🤪 JKSHDJK
2 notes
·
View notes