#GOD I FUCKIGN LOVE WOMEN

[bluebipples]

loving women is so funny bc sometimes it's like 'omg she's so pretty do i want her or do i want to BE her' and other times it's like 'i'm going complete feral i need her on levels that are concerning to gay rights'

[karmaphone]

I can see some of y'all are deep in the colonial romance fantasies re silna 😒😒😒

[maddzroks]

there should be an app or extension that fucking filters out misogynistic content from your entire internet experience like idk how that would work but i would pay for it

[hexados-on-a-string]

I JUST FUCKIN REALIZED ITS FEBRUARY. FEMSLASH FEBRUARY. bakugan sapphics i have failed you... i will make content to feed myself (a lesbian) tomorrow maybe...

[sethdomain]

i somethime forhtot hoe sexfist this countray is lol

[real-fire-emblem-takes]

i fuckign love creidne i would die for her i have never married ayra to anyone because i love her so much. people used to call her badney? naga forbid women have hobbies. like going out and taking down an empire with literal gods on their side. and winning. did I mention how cool she is

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[fereldanwench]

i woke up with a serious case of GOD I FUCKIGN LOVE WOMEN this morning dfgjhdfjghdfj;gkdfgfdg

[dollivication]

Yan Dante with a housewife/husband :3

You really don't wanna be there, but better spend all day cooking and cleaning not thinking than chained up in his smelly ass room or some secret basement he magically has

Dante loves pizza, but he hasn't felt the warmth of a home cooked meal in decades. The feeling he gets from seeing a clean shop, hot food on the table, and the love of his life waiting for him just makes him overwhelmingly happy. After week long missions hearing you welcome him home, albeit he had to beat it into you to get you finally say it, is one of the best things of his life. He knows what his father felt like with Eva, and now he can't help but want a few kids of his own...

Let him misgender me tbh I can't lie....... IM SO DOWN BAD FOR HIM

Also this scenario with vergil mueheheheeh..... while Dante would be accepting of any kind of partner as long as u never leave him and love him eternally, I think vergil would yearn for something more traditional. More maternal (mommy kink Vergil peak......) wants you to wear a pretty dress and always look pretty for him when he comes home.

(he probably doesn't even have a home he stays at Dantes shop FREAK!!!)

He's very 1950s stereotypical in my opinion IN SOME WAYS I don't think he would like beat women or hate gay people or something..

wants to bend you over the counter and breed you while your still in your apron but Dante lives there too and you always cook enough for the both of them on total accident!!! (Ur hoping Dante realizes it a cry for help)

Woah this is very long um idk I think cooking and cleaning for Yan!Dante and Vergil would be nice yay yipeee 🌀

oh this is splendid… it is ROCK HARD RIGHT NOW i would not mind cooking and cleaning if it meant getting half demon dick errynight 💯💯💯

OHHHHMYGOGJFGdfhh i want dante to hit me .,,,.he’d probably knock me oyut but it’d be worth it!!! this fucker INSISTS on having yu wear an apron because it hugs yur curves laik vro just. EAT your fuckign food… it is NOT that deep STOP IT FIEND!!! never fails to be a perv even in the most normal situations…

you’re scrubbing the floor on all fours??? DOGGY STYLE!! washing dishes?? nice thighs! fucks them!! cooking?? it’d taste better with yur cum!! kill him PLEASE god….. and dante isn’t afraid to slap you around! maybe cups your jaw and forces kisses too if you’re being especially pissy :3

he can’t put a ring on it just YET!! he’s a bit broke 4 that but if you can get pregnant, he will most certainly knock you up…… he probably thinks pregnancy = marriage,, laik mm not quite vro! Execution 🩷

TITTERED AT VERGIL’S BIT I WONT FRONT!!!! i DO agree that he leans more for a traditional spouse.. he’s so old fashioned i hate that Strange creachure..;;

what a mommy kink does to a mf!!! god forbid he catches you acting all nurturing for a kid because it’ll activate something in him!!! (◞‸◟) he’ll be motivated for the wrong reasons and probably stop caring about decency in dante’s house.,,, PUT it DOWN!!!! FUCK!!!

dante is probably too fuckign stupid to think outside of “oh yumy Food..,,🤤” and consider that “oh! vergil is probably forcing them to stay with him here….”

& you’re absolutely cooked if the fiend nature runs in every sparda,,, because if dante DOES realize you’re being kept there against your own will,, he probably will just shrug it off because nobody else will keep his place clean + he gets free food + he can jork it to the sounds of you guys fucking (free porn!!) :3 big and Greedyh….

[yallemagne]

I want to write a Lucy-Jonathan parallels post but have no gothlit followers, hope someone makes one hint hint

jipoawgrji ARE YOU COMMISSIONING ME TO MAKE A POST??

Also, never be scared to make a post that's sort of out of your usual wheelhouse. But I'm guessing you're simply baiting me but by god, I love talking about my girlies, so I'm taking the bait.

So, Lucy and Jonathan :))). This is fun because I don't really see people comparing them by themselves, always throwing Mina in and/or excluding Jonathan for being male.

Spoilers for like the entire beginning of the book.

Let's go over differences first, right?

So, Jonathan is poor and an orphan with a father figure who gave everything to him in death. Lucy is upper class and has her mother who (if Lucy ever changed her mind) effectively wrote Lucy out of her will. Jonathan is sent away for work alone. Lucy is on vacation with her mother and best friend. Jonathan and Mina have been together since before the start of the book. Lucy and Arthur seem to, at most, only been going steady before Arthur proposes during the events of the book. Jonathan is completely alone in a castle bereft of human life yet still lives, but Lucy is surrounded by life and still dies. There are probably more, but I would be here all day.

And then the similarities.

They had such bright futures ahead of them. Jonathan finally had a career that would allow him to marry Mina, and Lucy had found a man who could not only provide for her but who she loved and who loved her back with all his heart. But they were both in the wrong places at the wrong time. Factors outside of their control led to their victimization, and they were powerless to take action to prevent their abuse or call attention to it for fear of repercussions.

They are both victimized because they went somewhere that was meant to be welcoming (for Jonathan, the Weird Sisters' room and for Lucy, the churchyard). They are both assaulted in their sleep and an outside force is there to interfere. Jonathan could write about the women, but not what happened with the Count afterwards (whether nothing actually happened or he had forgotten/blocked it out, we can't be certain). Lucy could speak about her "strange dream" but only in the context of it being a dream, and only to Mina. Both of them can only truly confide in Mina, and even then, they keep pertinent information to themselves so as to not burden her and so they can continue living in denial, because facing the abuse head-on is terrifying, especially since their reputations could be destroyed if anyone ever even suspected. But when Jonathan's trauma is validated by Van Helsing, he gets better. Meanwhile, Van Helsing suspects the cause of Lucy's trauma but chooses to keep quiet, and she dies.

Jonathan's only protector for two months was his abuser. He had to comply with his wishes or else be thrown to the wolves. And even then, when the Count was done with him, he decided to throw him to the wolves anyway, and it was only by Jonathan's tenacity that he wasn't killed and turned. Jonathan leaves the castle having left a permanent scar on the Count's forehead. Then, his protectors are the nuns and then Mina herself. Lucy's protector was Mina until she was called away to save Jonathan. Then Lucy's protectors are Dr. Seward and Dr. Van Helsing. One is completely ignorant of vampires but willing to call for help, and one knows of them but is unwilling to share life-saving information (yes, I am still mad). Lucy leaves this world having written a diary entry confirming the Professor's suspicions.

They both do what they can for themselves and for others, but they are both placed at a disadvantage. They both love and are loved by Mina. They both have a trio vying for their attention, but while Lucy's suitors respect her choice, and she happily chooses to marry Arthur, the Weird Sisters see Jonathan as nothing but a meal, and they pick who gets to have him first. There's also the fuckign wolves. The Count uses wolves to torment them both, killing the grieving mother and Lucy's mother right in front of them, breaking them down further.

These babies got me fucked up. They're both conditioned to be submissive, Jonathan being poor and forced to depend on the goodwill of richer people like his boss and his client, and Lucy being of a higher class but being a woman and having no property of her own, forced to depend on men and even her friend who is a career woman. And, this is personal headcanon, but I headcanon them both to be the youngest in the cast, Lucy at 19 and Jonathan at 21 (EDIT: lol, Lucy being 19 is literally just book canon).

I could say so much about them. Honestly, next time, say something specific to target, because there's just so much you could compare between the two.

LIKE JONATHAN COMPARES HIMSELF TO HAMLET AND LUCY COMPARES HERSELF TO OPHELIA. THEY LITERALLY?? THEY HAVE THE SAME FAVOURITE PLAY??!!

[angeliicon]

HSR and idv ? :3c

SEND ME A FANDOM: HSR (i did answer this on my multi but also im answering again maybe answers changed!!!)

I’ll tell you:

The first character I first fell in love with: Kafka I'm weak for women. If you're a woman in a hoyoverse game I love you when the entire fanbase won't.

The character I never expected to love as much as I do now: Ooh uhh Gepard definitely snuck on me. During the Belobog story I was very neutral and then one day I was like NO, LOVE. LOVE THAT BOI.

The character everyone else loves that I don’t: Aventurine. And this is absolutely zero hate towards anyone who writes him and I can say more about it but then it feels like shitting on someone's fave character cuz I have several Aventurine mutuals and know that I care you.

The character I love that everyone else hates: See I don't know who is HATED but my instinct is to say March 7th. Queen, I love you.

The character I used to love but don’t any longer: I don't love Tingyun as much as I used to but I still love her better than most <3

The character I would totally smooch: Kafka. Take me Kafka. Robin. Take me Robin. Gepard, Stelle, Jingliu-*i get dragged off stage*

The character I’d want to be like: Kafka cuz I wanna be a dashing coat thief with a hot voice yeah

The character I’d slap: Aventurine.

A pairing that I love: Robinhill save me. Save me, Barbenheimer. Also ofc LiuBai. Oh my god why can't I think of any other pairings.

A pairing that I despise: Me x My No Robin Guarantee.

IDV (im gonna admit this might be more vague answers because i barely know anyone outside of my immediate faves and i have not played for a while-)

The first character I first fell in love with:  Freddy... Listen LISTEN I WAS GOOD AT USING HIM OKAY LISTEN I KNOW HES QUESTIONABLE HEY-

The character I never expected to love as much as I do now:  CHARLES UHH AEROPLANIST. His silly mechanics have enchanted me.

The character everyone else loves that I don’t:  I literally have no idea about this fandom :')))

The character I love that everyone else hates:  Do people hate Freddy? They SHOULD he's AWFUL but buckteeth,,,,

The character I used to love but don’t any longer: I was a big Gardener fan back in the day but it just lessened, ya know? Time thing, not a character thing.

The character I would totally smooch:  Ganji. My son. Baby boy. Mwah mwah.

The character I’d want to be like:  Emil. I'm not explaining.

The character I’d slap: Kreacher. Reasons.

A pairing that I love: Emil and Ada bye they're so crazy but. Listen I know so few ships here my knowledge is so thin.

A pairing that I despise: me x the time i wasn't planning and missed tHE FUCKIGN LINK CLICK COLLAB

[cyberdragoninfinity]

I would love to hear your Indigo Disk thoughts

YES!!!!!!! 💎🐢💥 full disclosure I only just finished Indigo Disk's main storyline like....less than 24 hours ago so I am still RIDING HIGH FROM THE RUSH OF IT ALL. will probably be spoilers ahead, as a head's up:

first off I love that like. right off the bat youre getting hit with cyrano and cavell old man yaoi. busting out the cute little nicknames like HELLO!!! AND then you have geeta showing up and rika is there for no reason whatsoever and it's like. well ok i think they were having lesbian activities on the plane over you love to see it!

anyway setting wise, the Big Ol Blueberry is pretty fun! I love running around and the Synchro Machine is SUCH a ridiculously fun feature (FINALLY, TRUE GAMING: Dana can run around as a Ninetales and smack a big ball around.) I love all the Unova callbacks and I LOVE THE DIFFERENT CLUB ROOM LAYOUTS!! The monochrome one made me tear up and SEEING THE FUCKIGN. POKESTAR STUDIOS ENEMIES. IN THE FUTURISTIC ONE. MADE ME FEEL SOMETHING. pokestar studios my beloved i miss it sooo much 😭 My buddy Snap was talkin about how the Terarium really kind of lacks... yknow, landmarks and points of interest, though, and god I agree so hard. I love that Kitakami had its own little set of interesting features and places to go and use as landmarks and the Terariuam kind of. Doesn't really have those. It's a bit of a pain in the ass to navigate and easy to get lost but not in a fun way.... even though you have these little neat natural features like The Pride Rock and Chargestone Caves, I wish we coulda had a little bit more :( For such a widely used part of the school it doesn't feel very 'lived' in by the students there. It would've been fun to see more gathering places aside from the Very Sterile Outside Classrooms.....

The Area Zero Underdepths, though...hooouughhHHHhhh. I just. I really have to admire the fact that Indigo Disk said "ohhh you want answers?? you wanna know what's going on in this place? fuck you, youre gonna have MORE questions after this, and theyre gonna be even CRAZIER ones." YOU GO IN THAT HOLE AND LEARN NOTHING AND IM NOT EVEN MAD ABOUT IT. GO LOOK AT THE CRYSTAL TREE DOWN THIS RANDOM PATHWAY. i neeeed to make a terapagos post sometime and talk more about it i cannot stop thinking about this little freak. POKEMON THAT SCARE ME A LITTLE I MUST SAY. POKEMON I DO NOT FEEL IN CONTROL OF. i Know they didnt make its charged terastal form look like a dream catcher for no reason. I Know its Stellar Form Looking Like That isnt for no reason. I know its borderline dangerous power and THAT LITTLE STUNT IT PULLS. AT THE CRYSTAL POOL. THAT'S INDICATIVE OF SOMETHING I THINK. >when Terapagos's cry was the sound Terastalizing has been making all fucking game. SCREAMS.

also again oh my god if you beat the main indigo disk storyline go to the crystal pool right now GO. GO FEEL SOMETHING. GO!!!!

ok well that's. less about setting and more about story though huh. well!! story wise, absolutely loved it! I know there was a lot of apprehension when the DLCs got more properly announced and we found out they didnt really center on Our Dear Paldea Friends as scarvio proper did, and yeah I definitely can see why that's a frustration and a deterrent for some (and I'm soo so excited to hang out with Nemona and Arven and Penny in the epilogue next month....peach time (: ) but for me in the end I'm really just so enamored and delighted with all the new friends you get to make in the DLC and they more than carry that little narrative's arc on its own. The Elite 4 of the BB League are all GREAT, they got nonstop autistic girls out here in gen 9 (nemona, amarys, briar ?!??!) and it ROCKS. and i LOVE Carmine so much, everyone always wants mean rivals and mean women and folks cant even handle Carmine 🙄 you can tell she genuinely has such a big heart and cares about her friends and her brother!!! and Kieran wahhh wahh kieran my newest Little Guy ;____;.... he is SO fourteen and I did not expect to go into the DLC getting really invested in a new character's arc but it's just GOOD. He REALLY feels like a loose yugioh character in Indigo Disk, he's so angry and obsessed with victory and ultimately under it all still capable of so much kindness and regret and he's just GOOD. And his champion battle was terrifying and a BLAST!! THE MUSIC RULES. HE EVEN HAD INCINEROAR.

god and all the music in Indigo Disk was a banger. gen 9 music save me. gen 9 music. save me gen 9 music.

i'm SUPER hyped to do more BBQs with my bestie and do more postgame stuff with the "hanging out with Gym Leaders" thing and the Legendary hunting and such... lots more to roll around in and have a good time with. All in all had just a great time with it, I genuinely might put Violet as my favorite Pokemon game of all time at this point! I do grow very sad thinking about just how even more fantastic this game couldve been if it had 1-3 more years to cook properly though, like..god damn. I was getting some LAG on those cutscenes, and I know I made out pretty alright in the bugs department!!

but for now i'll just be thinking about the shit that happens at the crystal pool for the rest of my life. also Indigo Disk gave me the best possible trainer ID photo i never need to change it again

[stuck-in-the-ghost-zone]

"send me asks about blood and gore and freak shit" OK!!!! god i wish i've watched bitb already bc i have heard there is some GOOD gore and blood in there. i am very excited 2 watch it tho, i think i'm gonna listen 2 it after pd :3 it's the other charlie gm campaign right?? what's it like what's the premise what's the general plot 👀 am curious.....

hmmm what else. OMG hey do u ever think about viv weylin and arthur bennett. i think she should be allowed to vivisect him weird style <3 do you think he goes back to the weylins to get his face fixed again bc it started melting off in the cullen games (also. an insane body horror visual there. i love a guy who has body parts that are literally melting off him im insane about u arthur bennett <3) ik there's a fic of viv vivisecting arthur out there already but i just love thinking about it <3 she should cut his back open and try to figure out how his wings function i think. also they should drink each other's blood freaky style. sry i cannot stop talking about my wife arthur bennett and my other wife viv weylin. this too is yuri <3

dude bitb makes me so crazy I don't even know if I could give you a rundown of the plot without major spoilers. it's only 4 eps!!!! u should watch the trailer though that's pretty good. uhhhhh. 3 best friends who grew up in the same small louisiana backwoods town are separated by adult life but come together for a reunion only for everything to go to shit!!! there's blood in that bayou!!! and also so many bugs. bugs in the bayou would be an equally appropriate name. it's sooooo fucking good. charlie slimecicle horror mind . call of cthulu ruleset.

I think viv can do whatever she wants forever <3 I support women's wrongs. she SHOULD vivisect arthur weird crazy style and fix his fuckign. melty dracula face. there's some maddddd intimacy there but I don't have the words to talk abt that right now. I am Thinking about it though . this too is yuri!!!!

[spannardnation]

when the fuck oh when are ppl going to realise that everything can and should b scrutinised to make sure its healthy EVEN IF that thing makes u sexually aroused?

im sick of this narrative of "it's free from criticism if it gets u off" like no honey no its fucking not, some things have harmful roots and being sex positive isnt about letting anybody do anything regardless of the fucking harm it causes GOD

this is just like how ppl turned feminism into "women can be tradwives actually" like ok yeah women should be given choices but if they choose things that feed into the patriarchy that needs to be fucking addressed, same with if things that get u off feed into rape culture or ur trauma or something fucking amoral

like 'kink is free game its ALL fine' IS NOT TRUE it requires fucking nuance this is how fucking ppl started normalising child porn far and wide online again just bc its abt fictional characters IM PLEADING FOR A CRUMB OF FUCKING CRITICAL THINKING DEAR FUCKING LORD JESUS UR SCARING THE HOES

"no kinshaming" WRONG!!!!!!!! IF U START TALKING ABT WANTING TO FUCK A 14 YR OLD CHARACTER IM GOING TO HIT U IN THE TEETH WITH A BASEBALL BAT U FUCKING FREAK if u start being like "oooh i love reading noncon [thats just RAPE] its so sexy" IM GOING TO GUT U WITH A RUSTY SPOON

EVERYYYYYYYTHING requires fuckign nuance and people shutting down legit discussions bc they heard "no kinkshaming" be touted by honest to god rape and pedo apologists until it became like fandom law and RAN WITH IT piss me the fuck off i go thru this crisis like once a fucking week bc i see some fuckshit on here start engaging ur fucking brains i stg

sex positivity is about things being safe sane and consensual and that means it HAS TO BE SCRUTINISED to make sure it is those things, and if the things people are engaging in are harmful they they shouldnt be encouraged WHICH INCLUDES ppl getting into shit like rape, incest and pedo bullshit. they all come from places of abuse and are therefore not fucking safe or sane thanks for coming to my fucking TED talk and stop excusing freak behaviour just bc it gets someone off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ofdusk]

Celebrating TOA and the people who contribute to make our group what it is.

Repost, don't reblog. Only fill in what you feel comfortable sharing!

Happy anniversary, TOA! Here's to many more years spent together.

tagging: you.

Name: alina

Pronouns: they/she/he

Birthday (no year): octrober 4th

Where are you from? What is your time zone? georgia, EST !

Roleplay experience: since i was like? nine?

Got any pets? two dogs & my cat, melon!

Favorite time of year: spring or autumn

Some interests and things you like: cosplay, sleeping

Some funfacts & trivia about you: ive been wearing glasses since i was three :'D (my prescription is a +7.5 for those who Know)

What non-Fire Emblem games do you play? league of legends (sigh), devil may cry, hsr and (formerly) genshin, nier -- i've dabbled in a little bit of everything

Favorite Pokemon type & Pokemon: big flying enjoyer, but i like a lot of them. i also have a number of favs but my horsegirl years have left ponyta & rapidash with a very special place in my heart

How did you get into Fire Emblem? watched over someone's shoulder when i was an young child (i think they were playing POR..?) and now. well.

What Fire Emblem games have you played? i've played every game post awakening (+ sacstones), though i've read the scripts & watched playthroughs for fe4, 5, 6, 7, 11, & 12

First Fire Emblem game: that i played? honest to god i do not remember (probably awakening)

Favorite Fire Emblem game: narratively, genealogy, but my heart belongs to conquest

Any Fire Emblem crushes? girl i do Not want to talk about it we will be here all day

If you’ve played the following games, who was your first S support? - Awakening: chrom- Fates: azura...leo every time after tho- Three Houses: dimitri- Engage: diamant

Favorite Fire Emblem class: I FUCKIGN LOVE PEGASUS KNIGHTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you were a Fire Emblem character, what would be your class? probably a bow knight... low stat growth archer that everyone benches by chpt 3

If you were a Three Houses character, what would be your affiliation? i live and die blue lions godbless

If you were an Engage character, which Emblem would you Engage with? take a guess man (corrin)

How did you find TOA? i was going through it and reaaaaaally missed rping so i just. took to twitter in search of fire emblem rp groups and... at six am.... i sent in a reserve......

Current TOA muses: f!corrin, lucina, and priscilla

Who was your first TOA muse? If you don’t have them anymore, could you see yourself picking them up again? probably the greatest outlier in all of my toa muse history, my first muse was sylvain! honest to god if i picked him up again i pray somebody would call in a wellness check for me LMFAO

Have you had any other TOA muses? i have written sylvain, rinea, eirika, ash, erinys, nyna, and tailtiu within toa so far (sobs)

Do you think you have a type of character you gravitate towards? women.

What do you believe you enjoy writing the most? i really enjoy writing complex relationship dynamics, and find i have the most fun picking apart the way a character's experiences shape their view and approach of other people

Favorite TOA-related memory: if i'm being completely honest, i don't think i could pick one. perhaps my very first arena when my team discussed a hypothetical grocery store trip between our muses for some reason (team ralf i love you)

Got any delusions that didn’t see the light of day in TOA that you’d like to share? :3

[katierosefun]

god i love taylor jenkin reid’s books in that so many of her protags are all so. fuckign unhinged and focused on doing what they want to do, watching how all their dreams slowly but steadily blossom and watching them be absolutely insane in how they get to that point is so. god i love u complicated women i love u flawed women i love u women who are a touch selfish and a lot insecure but trying their goddamn best to live the life they want

[eyes-of-nine]

rant time bc I fuckign hate how men love to make women's sex life their only interesting trait. historians will see a woman who fucks and immediately she gets labeled a slut and whore and every article has to mention the fact she fucked sometimes.... but if God forbid a woman doesn't fuck the same historians make a big deal about her being a virgin and how pure she was and other bullshiet. if by some unfortunate circumstances I ever end up in a history book and start discussing if I fucked or not I will fuCKIGN CRAWL OUT OF MY GRAVE AND BITE THEIR KNEES