#GOD FEARS IT

[mutualcombat]

*bites ur scruff*

[full on twitter]

[gabagels]

if tumblr is the place for weird people with weird hyperfixation CAN I GET A SHOUTOUT FOR THE COMERCIAL FOR THE MAGIC BULLET AOSIFNIOADFJNSADOFJN IT MAKES IT ALL OH MY GOD ITS PERFECT I ANSOCIODIAMSOIKKM MAKES JUICE MAKES OMELLETS GROUNDS COFFEE MAKES MUFFINS MAKES CHICKEN SALAD MAKES CREAMS CHOPS GRALIC ASODINASODIASDSAD I WILL DIE FOR IT IT FITS EVERYWHERE IT DOES EVERYTHING IN THE KITCHEN YOU FUKINDS PEICE OF CHIT WHY DONT YOU HAVE A MAGIC BULLET GET IT NOW NOWNOWNOWNONWNOWO PLEAEASEASEAESASEASEASE OH MY GOD

[pacipinka]

*taps mic* is this thing on? Yeah okay so every vampire in the vampire chronicles is turned at critical a moment in their lives and beyond just the body they are in when they are turned, their mentality stays at that standstill for their entire immortality, Lestat was turned against his will, he was clinging onto Magnus begging him to be freed, so he’s constantly seeking freedom and only finding loneliness and thus turning back to people again and again, however he can’t STAND being told what to do, since he desires agency in his life so desperately, Armand was turned after years and years of abuse and lack of control but such a desire for genuine love, by a man he ‘loved’ so wholly who he felt was barring his love from him, he needs control in his life, he needs a ‘master’ but he does not desire it, it does not fulfill him, he is trapped in a room but the door is unlocked! Louis was mourning his brother, he felt like an utter failure and so he’s always seeking family, seeking people he can care for, he can coddle, he can prove he is good too, but he loves people who either cannot stand coddeling and need a sense of looseness to live (Lestat) or people who grow out of coddling who prove to Louis he will always fail the people he loves (Claudia), Claudias turning, in many MANY ways mirrors lestats in that it was against her will, she was stolen from her home, and in her immortality she desires freedom but unlike Lestat does not have the agency/ form to get it, she will always be small, she will always be looked down on, even by Lestat who cannot deny how much she is just like him *taps mic* ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME!! NONE OF THEM CAN BREAK THE CYCLE!!! TO BREAK IT WOULD BE TO UNDO THE VERY FIBER OF THEIR IMMORTAL SELVES!! THE CYCLE IS THE BLOOD THEY DRINK IT IS THE HEART IN THEIR CHEST AND IT ROLLS AND ROLLS DOWN THE MOUNTAINS AND VALLEYS OF THEIR LOVE FOR EACH OTHER AND IT CAN NEVER BE STOPPED BECAUSE THEY WILL NEVER STOP LOVING EACH OTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!

[wszczebrzyszynie]

the god of fear and hunger acknowledges your suffering

[mejkosmos]

why has 2024 literally been THE summer of toxic old man yaoi i'm genuinely tweaking rn

[corn-cardigan]

yall i dont think they wouldve been so fearful and hungry if they just went to jollibee

[s-exy-sapphillean]

All the shit going on is already upsetting enough but it rly is devastating to keep seeing posts bashing trans men for asking to be included in conversations about reproductive healthcare, trans safety and hrt right now, at a time where solidarity and community is so fucking important

And unironic posts along the lines of "don't forget to include trans men in your no-dating-men practice".

And a post about how trans men aren't safe to date either because they're rapists too with replies full of this

Gender essentialism will doom us all. The fascists don't even need to "divide and conquer" anymore because y'all are just doing that shit for them for free.

[ruporas]

kiss of the divine

[miaiminnis]

and the old dalish curse means something new to me: take me as well, o fen’harel, like my hand and vallaslin 🐺🌿🌊

[strawlessandbraless]

*shouting and shaking fist at the sky* what have I done

[muffinlovingbirb]

Tales of Dungeons and Starvation

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

...Turns out gay sex actually was the solution.

(This is basically a redraw, come read the real deal over at Tiger Tiger)

[hinamie]

i don't normally participate in these redraw challenges but it's megumi so i'll make an exception

[kerpwow]

been working on thsi nonstop all day my neck hurts

the gayest straight couple to ever exist tbh

[moonmarbled]

Puppy

[lotus-pear]

saw the labru trend and IMMEDIATELY thought of them