#GIRL GELP

[walnutcookie]

they call me . the anxiety

[fabledgalaxies]

stuck on tbe wyvern in grimoire of souls hgelb me

[robinzombiezz]

Gelp I literally drew this on my way back from a cross country meet

This is a redraw of one of the doodles I posted the other day

[ricecat63]

so i custom coded a program to make splatoon dialogue boxes that i can green screen into things and..

[snailblob05]

fighting tthe feminine urge to just say "okie dokie" when I get my data bill message.

[links2ndbrain]

Help

[thesoundofmadness]

oh I get it now

[yamada-ryo]

Girl gelp i got my Thang stufk in a train

Say goodbye to your thang...

[sweetzscore]

What if I fakeposted about my ocs. What then

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🛸 ang3l-baby follow

Me: [after talking about aliens n space for 3 hours] I dunno I just think they’re kinda neat

🌌 cosmicgirlthing follow

Your record is actually four hours

🛸 ang3l-baby

Sometimes I just black out and talk about doctor who a lot too

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💣 emooooeeeekid follow

Ive had girlfriends before which is really weird because I am the most idiotic loser ever. Bitch what do you see in me

🌌 cosmicgirlthing follow

This is true you are very much a loser

🎬 samthehotdog follow

I second this

💣 emooooeeeekid

Listen here you little shits

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🎬 samthehotdog follow

I’m very publicly intersex and my favourite thing about this is that I am a high schooler and my classmates get rlly confused all the time and its so funny

🎬 samthehotdog

I like to ask them why they’re so interested in my dick (or lack thereof) and they usually just combust or something

💣 emooooeeeekid follow

high schoolers are very invasive an insensitive so I like to give them the funniest answers possible

I once told a kid that when I was born they asked me if I wanted a dick or a vag and I couldn’t decide so they gave me one of those multicolour pens where you click down the things to get the new colour

🎬 samthehotdog

That. Is the best thing I have ever heard

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🍊 bowser-jrjrjrjr follow

Theres so many fucking fags at my school I hate this stupid place

🌌 cosmicgirlthing follow

What are you doing on this website

🍊 bowser-jrjrjrjr

Stfu tranny

🛸 ang3l-baby follow

I go to OP’s school and I can confirm he is very stupid and mean and nobody with any sense actually likes him

🎬 samthehotdog follow

Lmaooo

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💣 emooooeeeekid follow

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💣 emooooeeeekid

Fuckin got you didn’t I

🌌 cosmicgirlthing follow

Go fuck yourself

💣 emooooeeeekid

Don’t mind if I do

🧢 jord-the-trans follow

There’s something wrong with both of you

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💣 emooooeeeekid follow

>be me

>have a crush on a guy

>guy likes someone else

>other guy is homophobic, used to be my friend but dropped me when I came out

>dont have the heart to tell my crush

Hes gonna get his heart broken either way and like :((( UGHH i just want him to like me

🎬 samthehotdog follow

Oof thats rough pal

🧢 jord-the-trans follow

Yeah Im real sorry abt that Val :(

A little off topic but I didn’t know you had a crush?

💣 emooooeeeekid

Haha nope. No crush here. I dont have any crushes nosireee

🌌 cosmicgirlthing follow

Real subtle mate

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🛸 ang3l-baby follow

Im just gonna make it clear right now if you don’t think that straight aces are lgbt i need you to get the fuck off my blog right now

🌌 cosmicgirlthing follow

are you vagueposting abt your boyfriend’s haters

🛸 ang3l-baby

Die mad

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anonymous asked: wait you have a boyfriend ???

🛸 ang3l-baby follow

Actually @:reedinthemarsh isn’t my boyfriend he’s my wife

🍬 reedinthemarsh follow

When did we get married also when did I transition???

🛸 ang3l-baby

It’s only a matter of time

💣 emooooeeeekid follow

GELP???

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💣 emooooeeeekid follow

My parents think that me being non-binary might be confusing for my little brothers but I explained it to them once and they immediately understood, said “okay” and then asked me what my 2nd favourite colour was

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🌌 cosmicgirlthing follow

URL check

Cosmic: nope

Girl: nope

Thing: sure why not

[oscconfessions]

gelp. what the fuck is with the fatphobic anons.

maybe shut the fuck up about fat people and draw your stupid skinny twinks while i draw my very based fat girls with huge boobs

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[lunxribuh]

WHAT THE SKIB 😭🙏

This was my second pressure run AND I DIED TO THE GREEN THING 😭🙏

BUT I did survive pinkie bc I’m a pro epic gaymer

I did make it way further than my last run though 🤑🤑🤑

also there was just. A music track playing in the background at the start of the run???? Like a guitar???? Is that normal 😭🙏 I was WILDLY confused this entire run

highlights of this run were accidentally opening a fake door and getting FUCKING JUMPED and p.ai.nter just appearing like “oh okay you’re still alive😜😜😜” LIKE GELP????

getting imaginary friend and FREAKING TF OUT BC OF HER like GIRL WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME

as well as Sebastian yoinking 2 classified files from me

[rikaspotting]

I am in need of help.

My sibling defies the fact that Rika is a girl despite me showing them MULTIPLE proofs from the pokemon fandom wiki, bulbapedia, and even that Rika is a feminine Japanese name.

Please gelp.

To be fair, Rika could be considered androgynous or non-binary. Maybe meet them down the middle and agree she's an enby icon.

[ablatheringblatherskite]

As 2023 comes to an end...

I just wanted to take a moment to thank everyone on Tumblr who helped make this year.

This was my first year ever joining Tumblr, and I was really nervous about it tbh LOL. Because this was the first social media I was joining for the actual social part LMAO. And I'd already seen for years beforehand how awful the internet can be. But I decided to give it a try anyway because Tumblr was literally the social media I was looking for for ages HAHAHA.

Anyway I'm not gonna make this long. Thank you to @the-old-fashioned-girl for helping me get settled into the world of Tumblr (and just, being the best best friend i could've ever asked for. I'm blessed every day just for knowing you), as well as @oatzams. Ty also to my friends @last-aid-kit, @conazpi, @titusthetraveler, and @amadeuslefay! And obviously @gangst3rswife too even if u don't use Tumblr much lol.

As for the amazing people I met on here, there's so many that I'm afraid I'll miss some of y'all 😭. But a few notable ones are: @wednesdayandherhyde, @lady-murderess, @darling-gemini, and a handful of the rest of the Wyler community, @offendedteaspoon, @clawedandcute, @rainintheevening, @mialicassi, @rhysthomas02, @sliverswords, @ronon-dex, @catkin-morgs-kookaburralover, @youjustfeelthemforever, @choasuqeen, @rose-red-ink, @dont-do-rice-babes, @ladyphlogiston, @theragamuffininitiative, @get-loved-nerd, @the-kirbe-anon, @mrgartist, @lady-merian, and the rest of the Chrumblr discord server, the Writey Encourager Squad (y'all really gelped me so much with my writing this year!!), @raouls-fine-horses/@its-a-hare-pom-pom, @nerdywriter36, and @brendadaaedestler! Thank you you guys so much. Also @madlybattymontague , @fairytale-lights, @dedepiggy, @o-lei-o-lai-o-lord, @faded-florals, and my newest mutual @angel-with-paper-wings!

And if I forgot anyone, just know that I promise I'm thinking of you and love you and an grateful for you I just have a hard time doing lists like this I promise it's not you. If you wish you were on this list for any reason, consider yourself a part of it!!! I love you all and I'm so grateful for you and I thank you for everything. I can't wait to experience 2024 with you all!!

[kaz-playz]

happy arospec week :3 are there any cities you hc as arospec?

Texarkana is aro. She would deffo have a qpr one day but i dont see her as a romance girly.

Wichita (that girl in kansas) fs is lithromantic

Salem MA is Demiromamtic

My girl malibu is cupioromantic

Miami is grayromantic because i said so.

Beverly Hills is Aegororomantic

Hollywood (idc if shes like a neighborhood shes special) is aroace and romance/sex repulsed. Those movies did not make the dating scene fun and gelped her realize she really DIDNT wanna do that

[bizlybebo]

girl gelp phone on 12% i need to pee so bad this flight is only 93 miles cause i habe a layover so tjeres no bathroom on tjis plane. theres a bath room 30 feet away cause itd closed for cleanjng whag if i became the joker

[fallowfield]

girl gelp i literally woke up thinking about dwarven anatomy and specifically about sand and beach dwarves..... i am so autistic about this....