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Beautiful risings Zelda.
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Y’all got the @, pull up and I��ll show you how I handled your leader😹👎
Why is the yiga trying to recruit me
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Me and wifey hit up Gerudo Town for drinks, got white girl wasted, I threw up all over Riju’s floor and my lap, Zelda took me home and I fell asleep on the floor. I think it was a good ‘fuck the calamity’ festival.
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Zelda when I was first appointed as her knight:
#limksthoughts#link#zelda breath of the wild#zelink#lgbt?#lgbt#is yo gun pink??#gas station weed#made me post this#breath of the wild#gay?#bisexas
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Ma’am yo bob is fye ‼️
#limksthoughts#link#tears of the kingdom#princess zelda#legend of zelda#zelda totk#my bitch bob NASTY >w<
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I DONT JUST SUPPORT ZELDA’S RIGHTS I SUPPORT HER WRONGS TOO🗣️🗣️
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Been awhile since ive checked in on this blog.
How ya farin, link?
Bro there’s this thing called mortgage that I apparently haven’t payed for 8 months⁉️⁉️ how tf was I supposed to know that I had to pay for my house after I bought it like wtf.
Anyway they said that they’re going to do this thing called eviction if I don’t pay them back by next month? BUT I JUST BOUGHT A GRILL WTF
#limksthoughts#link#honestly wtf are they going to do⁉️#I don’t know what eviction means⁉️#I have to consult with the counsel about this😭#Zelda handles the bills wtf do I do😭
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This is a real conversation I had with Hudson’s daughter 💀💀
Lil girl: Are you gay😱⁉️⁉️🤨
Me: 👍
Lil girl: you’re married to Mrs. Zelda, Mrs. Zelda is a girl 🤨⁉️⁉️🤔🤔🤨🤔🤨🤔🤨🤔🤨🤔🤨🤔🤨🤨🤨🤨🤔🤔🤔🤔🤓🤓🧐🧐🧐🤓🧐🤓🧐
Me:🤷🤞🙌🤙✌️🤙✌️🤚😅🫵🫵☝️✋☝️👊👇🤚👉🤜🤛✍️👐🖖🫱🤨😁‼️
Lil girl: Oh you one of them…😳🗣️👁️👁️😦😑🫤😁
Me:🤨⁉️
Lil girl: You bisexas🤫
Me:🤷👍
Lil girl: ok bye!😁😁🏃🏾♀️🏃🏾♀️🏃🏾♀️🏃🏾♀️🏃🏾♀️🏃🏾♀️🏃🏾♀️🏃🏾♀️🏃🏾♀️💨💨💨💨💨💨💨
#limksthoughts#link#zelink#tears of the kingdom#ask#does this count#storytime#kid say the darnsest things
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I almost folded so bad😭😭
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A lot of y’all wonder how I get money??? Like I’m not a full time housewife 😭‼️
Zelda makes the money, my job is to sit there and look pretty🗣️🤭
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My temple is calling for its Zelda.
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Zelda I need to see you today.
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I miss my wife, I miss her a lot.
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