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max-headroomfiles · 12 days ago

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ELMER FUCKING WALTER WILLIAMS WHEN I FUCKING CATCH YOU I WILL CRUSH YOUR FUCKING BONES INTO FUCKING GLUE YOU LONG FACED PIECE OF SHIT

#watcher #watcher entertainment #puppet history #sunny.txt #HES TRYING TO DRUG UP THE PROFESSOR AND RYAN SO THEY DONT STOP ELMER #HES TRYING TO POISON THEIR BRAINS SO THAT THEY FORGET #HE IS TRYING TO MAKE THEM ADDICTED TO THOSE FUCKING FORGET-IT-ALL PILLS SO THAT THEY WILL LITERALLY FORGET IT ALL #DINOSIR DINOSARA NOOOOOOOO #ON MY HANDS AND KNEES SHANE MADEJ PLEASE. PLEASE I SWEAR TO GOD LET THIS SEASON HAVE A HAPPY ENDING WHERE THE PUPPETS ARE SAVED AND ELMER #GETS TURNED INTO GLUE

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furutetalks · 1 year ago

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this freaking dude man

#he is pained #constant state of internal agony #he exists to suffer #why did they make him shirtless #why did they not give him a shirt #he is probably very cold #i do not want to draw a bare chested troll pleas give him a shirt #he went theough agony slowly getting turned to transperent elmers glitter glue and they didnt even give him a shirt #floyd trolls #trolls floyd #trolls fandom #trolls 3 #trolls dreamworks #trolls band together #trolls

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maria-ruta · 1 year ago

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alright but jokes aside, wanna guess my favorite spiderverse character? X'D

doodled a bunch of stuff in my sketchbook, I do not have that many colors tho hahaha so it's all pretty limitted X)

#spiderverse #Across the spider verse #hobie brown #spider punk #meows morales #im obsessseddd with meows morales too hahaha hes kittyyyyyyy #art suplies used uuuh regular pencil/blue+red pencil/very oily yellow pencil(this bitch gets everything dirty tho ToT)#black ball pen/blue ball pen/red ball pen/green ball pen #also glue and some magazines and pieces of things i cut letters from #and a lil bit of sai2 to turn up the brightness of colors X) bc they look shit on photo :'0 #that hobie with many arms in typical reigen style lol #i love drawing hands UwU #pavitr prabhakar #spider gwen #peter b parker #spot #my art

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sylvhen · 5 months ago

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just having a normal one thinking about how badly Armand wants to be loved but every time he gets close to it, he self sabotages and ruins it. almost as if. he subconsciously doesn't think he deserves it.

#I'm fine I'm good I'm so normal about him #he does it with EVERY romantic relationship we see him have it's insane #first with lestat and their whole Thing. especially the nicki stuff we haven't seen yet.#then louis. like he lets himself have it and then realizes it's possible for it to work and IMMEDIATELY blows it #by you know. trying to kill him. actually succeeding in killing his daughter.#making sure there's no possible way louis will ever forgive him even as he plots and manipulates to underplay his role in it #they loved each other but armand made sure it would never be in the way he craved the most and then punished himself for it #by strong manning the relationship together with hot glue and stickers even if it was hurting them both #AND THEN with daniel too ffs #DOUBLE of it with daniel if past-devil minion happened too fuck #turning him and then leaving him bc daniel SEES him for who he is and he's not afraid (I mean he is but YOU GET WHAT I MEAN)#possibly erasing his memories of him from the 70's & 80's as both a fucked up attempt to keep daniel alive #(which tbf it works but is STILL a fucked up thing to do)#and to get himself out of a situation in which someone finally started to love him unconditionally the way he wants so badly #but he can't let himself have that can he #I AM SO NORMAL ABOUT THE VAMPIRE ARMAND GUYS #I might be wrong idk I have yet to rewatch s2 but #BUT IT HURTS ANYWAY DONT IT #iwtv #armand #iwtv amc #the vampire armand #interview with the vampire #iwtv s2 #armandposting #robin going insane about armand again #iwtv armand

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r3dblccd · 1 month ago

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I can't wait to use my new bullet journal 🥰

Bonus: My first bullet journal that I've been using for this a d last year. I named it CHONKY (ignore the bottom left sticker, a friend gave it to me. Probably for a reason but ain't gonna talk about that fjgfjffif)

#misc; ooc #//don't ask me how it turned looking like one of those scrapbooks on tik tok I don't have the amswer to that lmao #//but it's been great in terms of learning what works for me and not #//i'd say for me I mostly focus on the drawing aspect of it more than the actual journaling tbh I just love drawing #//while i have a separate planner notebook for my schedule and tasks and shit like that #//i'm just a lil worried about the new notebook pages bc I just realized thjs week they are thinner than my previous journal #//and if i put a bit too much glue to stick the pages together #//(bc i do stick them together bc the colors bleed through the pages so I leave the back of the pages I've drawn on untouched)#//--- the colors bleed through a lil bit from the glue (I use liquid glue) bc they get a bit wet and again these lages are VERY thin #//so I think instead of using glue I might stick the lages together with tape #//so that the colors don't bleed through the pages and also to avoid the pages getting crinkled #//if ya know what i mean #//and yeah I COULD do my spreads on a separate sheet and then stick it in the journal #//i've seen a lot of artists actually do that on those Create This Book series on YT #//but I don't think I want to make the new journal as CHONKY or even CHONKIER than the last one #//and if I stick a bunch on seperate pages i to it it would surely get very chonky #//(believe me I've seen how these Create This Book challenge books on YT have turned into after rhe artist(s) have done half of the prompts #//also if you're curious most of my spreads from the last two years were recreations and inspired by Amanda Rach Lee's spreads on YT #//I just love her art style it's so cute and how she isn't afraid change things up and also allow mistakes to happen #//if you do bullet journals as well and need inspiration I def recommend her channel

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pigeonedlilac · 6 months ago

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I’m looking to hire a hitman to kill this thing if you have any information dm me

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eonars · 24 days ago

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my friend was like it's so funny how you look so spooky and kinda rough around the edges and then when you talk you're just like :) i love my family:) i love working with fishies at my job and i have a great relationship with my dad:) i had a super fun childhood:) and then our other pal is the most normal looking woman ever and as soon as she reveals anything about her personal life we're like wait what the HELL

#its so funny cause so many of my friends are incredibly normal looking women and they come out with things like #oh ive never been IDed for cold medicine or spray paint primer or alcohol markers or glue #oh i cant remember the last time someone made a comment on my appearance thats such a middle school thing that never happens #oh ive never had to unzip my bag and turn out my pockets on my way out of the airport. how many times do you get pulled aside at airports?#and im like girl. every time.#bestie was like wow people really stare more on the west coast and i had to be like beloved its not coasts #its that youre being tailed by a 9 foot tall death note demon when normally that doesnt happen to you #anyway in the last couple days ive gotten to show people a whole different world #where michaels employees dont trust you to not huff a marker #and somehow also at the same time youre a full time research scientist #through it all im just a cigarette butt personified

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midnightn0ir · 1 month ago

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HORSE.

#claire.....i love you claire...#in my au she gets turned into glue sorry/j #IDK THIS IS A CONCEPT I JUST FELT LIKE POSTING FILLER #pony claires name in this au is uhhhhhhhh... claire clear heart. yeah. sure. that.

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sparklehoard · 1 year ago

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elf, star!!!!

Elf: what kind of witch are you?

No idea. Future fortune telling? Dreams? It's whatever. I have enough rocks and candles to multiclass.

Star: currently manifesting anything?

My 2024 visionboard/ bucketlist.

Travel!! Money!!! Getting smarter!!! Working on myself!!!! And having some new fun experiences this year after 11 years of being limited away from opportunities to do things like these list items!

#ask #sundrenchedsmilez #look at my visionboard boy #everyone will see the fruit of my labours that took 32+ magazines and 2 whole glue sticks #im actually really proud of how it turned out i organized it so well and stuck flowers and fruits to fill in the gaps to make it look better #lots of the items in this list are easy peasy fun things. ill get some crossed out no problem

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riosnecktattoo · 2 years ago

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this 2x06 still always makes me insane hEigHt diFFeRenCe

#they look so insanely good squished together side by side #she really turned around and stepped in to him #hotttt #mom and dad 5eva #i go crazy when she isnt wearing heels around him like she really tucks under his chin aaayfeubcihbhvoo #they didnt need to squish together like this especially in this moment you get me like they're trying to appear normal and they're choice #as professional actors #was to glue their bodies together and stand united looking sexy #this reeks of **** ******* ** **** ****#beth x rio #brio #nbc good girls #like these stills come from rehearsal shots too like for the most part #its blocking scenes when they take promo shots #and they were like JUST GONNA STAND LIKE DIS

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dishesoap · 10 months ago

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does anyone have recommendations for fictional media that has like. actual lesbians in it. not like supergirl Two White Skinny Girls, One Blonde and One Brunette Kiss media, or "its implied lesbianism!!!" but just regular fucking lesbians

#i say lesbians but i guess i mean sapphic #im just like. tired of gnawing #and of men also. sorry men in my life i love you but on god if i have to pretend one more man is butch just to get #content that isnt m/m or m/f im going to turn into a horse and run into the wilderness until im saved from the glue factory by a plucky #young woman except instead of letting her have her formative summer where she trains me and bonds w me and wins a competition w me #im going to commit horse suicide in front of her & change her life forever. just because im so tired of bland CW-marketable women kissing &#digging for scraps in a refuse bin while brushing aside 7002993829292929939292929399394 gay and het romances #m text #i will also take nonfictional lesbians if its like a story #not to be whiny on main but one of the hardest hurdles i had to jump wasnt realizing i was a lesbian. i came out to myself and to friends a #lesbian multiple times. but i would always walk it back when a friend would express doubt or a male friend would ask me out #bc i dont and especially then didnt know very many lesbians in person. and so i had to turn to examples #and all i fucking had were fictional women who liked men. or fictional lesbians who were so cleaned and sanitized and prettified #(you all know what i mean right. the 2 skinny white girls one blonde one brunette. im not crazy right)#and i would be like. i dont feel things when i look at these fictional lesbians so i guess i belong back here #(this is also bc my gender ended up being fuckier than i realized but shhhhh)#I WAS GOING SOMEWHERE WITH THESE TAGS but theyre too long and im lost.#anyway the point is if people werent so fucking weird abt fictional or onscreen lesbians maybe thered be a lot more people comfortable bein #out as lesbian #like sorry but this awful ouroboros of 'all lesbians onscreen have to be cute and sanitized' meaning that people write and believe wlw has #to be cute and pure and sanitized (OR a 'badge of honor' bc good for u u doodled two women together or had it as a background in ur fic)#meaning that therefore all portrayals of lesbianism continue to be like this. is just #and im also gonna be honest theres probably a lot of good sapphic media im just in the wrong circles to have stumbled into lol. so #yknow. personal viewer bias here #but i still like swing wildly between overly brandishing my dykeness as a badge to feel like im proving im lesbian #and like. backing up under a blanket bc i dont wanna be weird or annoying or freak people out #but if people just Saw Normal Ass Lesbians. aough.#im going to watch revolutionary girl utena one of these days even if i struggled w the writing style the first few episodes #I JUST WANNA SEE AN OLD BUTCH ONSCREEN GET SOME PUSSY.#like it also doesnt help im mostly femme4butch so seeing 2 femmes on screen is like. okay cool so what. but only femmes are 'marketable'

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theres-whump-in-that-nebula · 7 months ago

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If the landlord doesn’t want me fishing around in their shower vent and cold air returns, then they shouldn’t make them stink like rotting garbage. You painted over the screws so they’re hard to open? Cool. I’ll drill holes into them and get them out with a power tool because the town next to me is having a citywide garage sale and I’m sure there’s some Ryobi in there at a decent price. Your vents are coming off motherfucker, and if I find anything I swear to fucking god I am going to have both your vents and your bank account cleaned out.

#I also have a closet door that glues itself shut every time it’s closed… because they used fucking Mod-Podge to finish it I guess???#And the knob fell off when I pulled on it. So I stuck a hex wrench in there to try to use it as a handle #but I couldn’t grip it well enough to pull it open #so I karate-kneed the door on the side of the knob while pulling and it opened #As I’m talking about knobs… a knob is responsible for finishing this apartment #The cabinets don’t line up. The bedroom closet doors don’t shut at the same time #because they’re too tight in the jam and push the other out when you close a door while the other door is already closed #The cabinets in the bathroom don’t fully close because the hinges were drilled at an angle #The base molding looks like it fell off a cliff and was fractured in three places #SHIT-COLORED CIGARETTE TAR DRIPS DOWN THE WALLS IN THE BATHROOM WHEN THEY GET WET #Fuck you and your lease. If you’re allowed to have irresponsible carpenters and maintenance; I am allowed to responsibly burn incense #If people are allowed to smoke; I am allowed to burn incense #“No candles” fuck you for making me need to burn scents in the first place #Orwellian fucking apartment. Literally 1984. Not because of the rules; just because the apartment is a dysfunctional shithole #and it smells like the rotting remains of boiled cabbage just like the book #And if anyone asks me why I didn’t call maintenance I’m going to respond with my unresolved service request for the A/C #which conveniently broke down during a heat wave #Did it really break down or did the landlords cut it to save money? Like yes A/Cs break during the summer #but I wouldn’t doubt sabotage either. It doesn’t turn on at all.#The site asked what dates I’d like them to look at it. I gave my dates and said I’d be there all day. I waited at home for two days. No one #No follow-up until nearly a month later saying “We’re still getting to all the service requests please bear with us.” Oh thanks #You couldn’t have done that sooner?

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watercressie · 8 months ago

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my enperry splat dualies are looking for a new home ^w^

#splatoon #splatoon cosplay #splat dualies #enperry splat dualies #coroika #these brought me a lot of happiness.. i hope they can do the same for someone else ^w^#it was a challenging project.. mostly because i was so demanding about it #spray paint for the ink canister only because i didnt want brush strokes on it #and NO spray paint for the gold because those arent reflective enough and i worried it would get sticky or wear away at the handle #so it had to be PU leather which turned out to be a great choice #apart from the nozzle area.. the bubbles are from some reaction w the glue.. urgh but it's ok #i dont remember how i cut those stickers to shape LOL but yaaaay

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giggly-squiggily · 11 months ago

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Wow he really did just took all his anger out on Nezuko didn't he? ToT

How dare you hurt the baby Tengen!! >:((

He really said “F*ck your Nezuko!” And just YOINKED! 😭😭😭 Sanemi I expect it from- but Tengen???

I have a Chigiri one but I’m gonna wait and order a backup in case Tengen comes back 👀😅 If he breaks that one, I’m deeming him unflashy! 😤

#squiggily speaks #ask #fanfic-chan #friend :3 #Tengen pop socket chronicles #the audacity!#😭😭😭#I’ll probably turn it into a pin maybe 👀#get some hot glue and a few pins- stick it on my bag #that’s be cute 🥰

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violeteyedkiller · 1 month ago

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Thing that put Stan's head in the gutter journal entry #9

Glue

#out of screams #ANCIENT CREATURE GETS TURNED ON BY DRIBBLING GLUE MORE AT 8

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artykyn · 2 months ago

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We need to retire the idea that calling complete strangers sir/ma'am/miss is somehow "polite".

Some men have long hair and get called ma'am/miss. They aren't used to responding to those words and so they will ignore you. Vice versa for women with short hair. Either you continue to be ignored, or eventually you'll realize you messed up, and both situations end up awkward.

Some men aren't used to being called "sir" either! And will also ignore you! Vice versa for women! Those are formal terms of address, and it can feel weird to some people to be called that in a casual setting.

Some women have specific feelings regarding "ma'am" vs "miss". If you choose incorrectly, now you've made her feel uncomfortable, or even insulted.

A lot of men have voices that sound higher on the phone, especially if they have certain accents, and are constantly referred to as ma'am or miss. A lot of women have low voices and get called "sir" on the phone. I once got called both "ma'am" and "sir" in the same phone call, by the same person.

They're so generic that if you shout any of them to try getting someone's attention out in public, there's a pretty high chance you will be ignored until you say something more specific anyway ("Excuse me, sir?? SIR???" vs "Hey you with the bandana!")

There is no useful reason to need to address a complete stranger with an honorific. Your odds of choosing incorrectly and making someone uncomfortable are higher than you think. You might not even realize how often you do it; best case scenario when you screw up is that the other person says nothing and moves on since they know they'll never talk to you again. But you did still make them uncomfortable. And making people uncomfortable is not "polite".

#I get so tired of people clearly trying to guess what to call me #why do you have to call me anything at all? I'm just here to buy some glue. process my money and wish me a good day. That's it.#mine #vent #just a thought mr fox #honorific #gender #polite #advice #if you work in customer service and your boss has a policy for you to call strangers these terms based on a split-second judgement #I am BEGGING you to show this to them and please make them stop #it's NOT polite #the kind of people who WANT you to call them by an honorific tend to be the kind of people who think of themselves as ''better than you''#let those kind of people kick up a stink. That's for them to work through. I guarantee that most people will NOT care.#Most people might even feel MORE comfortable shopping at your store if you STOP!!! CALLING THEM!! AN HONORIFIC!!#long-haired guy friend of mine was at the store recently and some cashier was repeatedly yelling ''MISS?? MISS?? MA'AM?? MISS?? MA'AM???''#and getting increasingly annoyed and exasperated about him ignoring all that shouting #turns out the cashier was trying to say ''hey my lane is open! you can come check out here!''#WHICH WOULD HAVE BEEN MUCH EASIER TO JUST SAY THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE!! WHY WOULD YOU MAKE YOUR OWN LIFE HARDER LIKE THAT

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