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pastelaspirations · 11 days ago
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What if at some point, ink met his original self and the other characters from the perseverance au.
What would be their reaction? Would some characters end up in a fight or some end up getting to be friends?
I'm sorry, I don't know if I understand this question exactly. But, from what I can gather, it sounds like what would the Perseverance au characters' reactions be to meeting their "canon" selves? That is an interesting question! One I actually thought a lil about >:)
S o. A lot of the characters' reactions from the Perseverance au would be uh... Let's just say, are you familiar with forbidden knowledge and how obtaining such knowledge would drive someone mad?
Well, y e a h. I think the majority of my au characters would lose their mind upon discovering the multiverse and all that entails. After all, exposing mere, ordinary souls from an au to such a grand revelation is unlikely to have positive, lasting effects on their psyche.
I think this "being driven mad" outcome will unfortunately affect all of my au characters. So, Dream, Blue, Asgore, everybody. This might be doubly so for characters that I made up? Like, my ocs basically: Oren, Boris, Mary, etc. Imagine finding out that the multiverse is real, but you aren't present in like... any other universe. That would mess with your head big time.
S o o o... unfortunately, on account of "going absolutely insane," not many Perseverance au variants would retain their sanity long enough to actually interact with their "canon" selves. H o w e v e r. I think a character like Dr. Gaster would actually have a field day. He might be driven insane in a different way; go on his mad scientist arc trying to discover all the secrets of the multiverse and his alternate selves... however morally gray that might be.
N o w. Perseverance Ink??? He probably would be driven insane too, 'cus let's be honest. Imagine living in his world for a change and then discovering, y o, the multiverse is actually real AND you are the protector of it with heavy implications that you were sort of forced into the role whether you wanted it or not. Oh, and "you're" just flat out soulless now instead of just having a messed up one. F u n.
But I like to think he's a bit... more open-minded than that. Maybe after a bit of hyperventilating and having the wildest mind-warp his brain ever went on, Perseverance Ink just then. Calms down. Shuts his brain off. Decides, "Okie dokie, alright. Okay. The multiverse is a thing and 'I'm' the protector of it. Cool." I mean, when you get down to the nitty gritty, his world is kind of a mind-warp too, right? In the grand scheme of things, stuff he just accepts as fact don't make sense. Giant monstrosities that showed up out of nowhere and ended the world?? Y e a h, doesn't make a whole lot of sense.
Canon Ink kinda just. Stands there, blinking at him, maybe mid-waving his hands because he was trying to calm Perseverance Ink down before he just did it himself. Then he's like, "Oh! Neat, you're, uh... Fixed now. Are you good...? No, uh, going insane anymore hopefully...?"
Perseverance Ink just gives a thumbs up, facial expression painfully neutral, "Yep, I'm okay." He then puts a thoughtful hand to his chin, "I... might have probably seen stranger things than just 'the multiverse is actually real,' now that I think about it."
Canon Ink blinks, then lets out a laugh, "Oh my stars, yeah, you're probably right about that! Come, oh my gosh, you have to see this, okay-" He effortlessly glides over to somewhere in the Doodle Sphere since he's used to the zero gravity, while it takes Perseverance Ink some squirming and odd movement to do the same.
He then gestures outward, to a whole bunch of floating papers that Perseverance Ink is still wrapping his head around what they really are, "Your AU is weird. It took me so long to know where to, like... stick it. It's, you know, obviously scary with all those-" Canon Ink breaks off with a shudder and semi-disgusted look, "Things. So I had to decide, 'H m m, does it go with the scary AUs or the romance AUs?' 'Cus like, it's also got such cute, romantic stuff and I just really had to make the call and-"
He abruptly breaks off, looking over his shoulder at Perseverance Ink, who is just giving him a... very confused, if not slightly perturbed, look. Canon Ink then clears his throat and lets out a nervous laugh, "Never mind that! I guess your timeline isn't up to that point yet- I mean! Never mind 'timelines' either, what's that? You don't need to know that, just- Let's just say I ultimately decided to slap your AU with the other scary ones 'cus I thought that made the most sense."
Perseverance Ink kinda just. Looks around at the "scary aus," not really knowing whether to feel depressed his world is lumped in with those or validated. He then goes, "Uh... Ink?" feeling v e r y weird he's essentially saying his own name.
Canon Ink spins around, beaming smile on his face, "Yep!"
Perseverance Ink glances away, taking a moment to compose his words since he isn't even sure how to ask this question, "Do... the other worlds here..." He gestures around to all these papers surrounding them that supposedly contain entire worlds, "Do they... Are they all like... mine?"
Canon Ink's eyes change into question marks and he looks really confused, "Uh, what do you mean?"
Perseverance Ink looks down at his hands before hesitantly back up at Canon Ink, "Are all the other worlds overrun by Beasts too?"
It takes Canon Ink a bit to respond, face going blank as Perseverance Ink assumes it takes him that long to process what he said. Then, Canon Ink just belly laughs and hunches over in the air, absolutely wheezing. He then floats over and smacks Perseverance Ink on the shoulder, bringing him into a hug as he breathlessly wheezes, "No! Oh my stars, no! Yours seems to be like... the exception. There isn't a ton like yours, there's only a select few with like, zombies, giant monsters, and other things, see?" He points to a small cluster of papers that Perseverance Ink assumes his world is lumped in with because they have the same requirement of "giant monstrosities that took over the world."
A small smile crosses Perseverance Ink's face, relieved not every world out there has to deal with the same reality he has to, "Oh, wow. Good, that's good. I'm really glad."
Canon Ink releases him from the hug and wipes a tear from under his eye, "Thanks, Ink, you're funny-" He breaks off before chuckling awkwardly, "It's... weird saying my own name like that, you know? Since we're both named the same thing."
"Yeah... I suppose you can call me something else? Like... a little nickname, I guess? I don't mind."
Canon Ink just tilts his head, "Are you sure? It's your name too, I don't want to-"
Perseverance Ink shrugs, "I mean, you're the... 'original,' right? It only makes sense that you have the name first."
Canon Ink glances elsewhere, gesturing with a hand as he seems to almost be talking to himself, "Well, asides from all the semantics of what truly makes an 'original' from either a multiversal or AU standpoint-" He then claps his hands together, "Okay! So, hmm, let me think..."
His eyes change into stars and he exclaims, "I know! I'm going to call you 'Willow,' since you're gentle, soft-spoken, and stand steadfast just like a willow tree!"
Perseverance Ink or... 'Willow' just blinks, as he is doubtful he would describe himself that way, before chuckling, "Yeah, okay, I suppose that makes sense."
Canon Ink laughs and pulls 'Willow' into a hug, "Great! Then we won't have to be confused anymore! Now-" He whips out his own Broomie, grinning, "What kind of neat stuff do you have on your Broomie? I like to dress up mine too for the holidays and stuff! Even if it gets irritated at that sometimes-"
Thus, a friendship was born ✧˖°. A non-canon friendship. But close enough that if they ever met, I imagine their interaction going this way. Ink then makes a game out of trying to name everyone in the Perseverance au a plant/tree name, to keep up with the "Willow" motif he accidentally set. So far, he calls Error "Cedar," Dream "Daffodil", Blue "Bluebell," and Boris "Oaky." Because "Oak" was not 'cute enough' in his opinion.
Perseverance Ink doesn't know what to make of that.
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biitchcakes · 5 months ago
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MUNCH MUNCH . / @danversiism 💖
( personals DNI . )
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thegoldenelite · 2 months ago
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ASDGDHK okay here's some art you can look at. cowboy in a sexy outfit.
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unofficials4t4n · 5 months ago
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I've heard a bunch of different names for this fucker
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We've got the operator, the administrator, god, the father, stick in the mud, that thing, the tall man, the faceless king, the faceless man, the faceless angel, hellspawn, Mr. No Face, tall friend, tall fucker, even some whack shit like daddy long legs
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I did not expect the next addition to this list to be 'raging sex pest'
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supercantaloupe · 5 months ago
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facebook marketplace is the worst and the world's most frustratingly stupid people live there
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darkheartedprince · 5 months ago
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x @swanprincessodette continued from HERE.
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As he stood by the shore holding the flower out to her , he watched as the blonde before him took it with such grace it was almost poetic . His aquamarine hues watched her study the flower curiously as if it were a foreign object . He didn't think that flowers were that important , but when he traveled worlds he always tried to bring something back with him . This particular flower , Riku found in a world where there were nothing but trees as tall as the sky and oceans far more vast than those he had at home .
Gently , he nodded , offering her a little smile when she asked if it was for her . Truth be told , even though he didn't know what kind of flower it was, he thought it was pretty , so he brought it along with him .
" -- Yes , it's for you . "
That came out more stoic and serious than he meant it to . This was never his intention but , somehow , it always happened . He looked around then back to her as a question itched at his mind , causing his brows to furrow .
" --Why are you out here ? "
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guillotinehearts · 7 months ago
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guys, i made preppy pete
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roseband · 2 years ago
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i got my clarinet back <3 <3 <3 she sounds so good!!!
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pastelaspirations · 3 months ago
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Tumblr once again not giving the j u s t i c e these beautiful, wonderful little drawings deserve BY MAKING THEM APPEAR SO TINY AND NOT SHOWING THE INTRICACIES IN THEIR FULL GLORY AS THEY RIGHTFULLY DESERVE-
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hjello tumblr
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pastelaspirations · 4 months ago
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I’ll never forget you babes 😭💔😔🥺
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I finally come back to tumblr and t h i s is what I see. That's it, I'm done, I'm uninstalling tumblr. Bye everyone, it's Honey's fault-
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biitchcakes · 5 months ago
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Jessica and her Flerken, Rocket.
@danversiism (bc the besties are cute as always ✨)
( personals DNI . )
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pastelaspirations · 9 months ago
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Okay, I... I don't know what, I can't- W a i t, o k a y. I'm not even screaming right now or. Even in the process of losing my mind. I have already lost it. It's gone. My mind has left me, a shell of a person, as I ascend into the heavens as I am essentially dead in all manners but physical.
Would even saying "I'm not okay" be accurate to my situation??? It would be more akin to holding up a severed arm at the scene of a car crash, giving a skeptical look to said car crash, then addressing every horrified and disturbed individual that you, in your professional opinion, think that the person who used to own the severed arm is in fact, not okay.
Can I. Come back maybe. Reblog this when I have found my lost mind somewhere and can be more coherent.
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O k a y. How do I. Even express what I feel right now.
My heart is in shambles. Utterly d e s t r o y e d, I tell you. I don't think there is a way I will ever possibly recover from this.
We laugh and we laugh at my lighthearted jokes of me crying over fan art. And while I was over the moon, delighted beyond the words that I so poorly tried to use and express the absolute joy I felt, I wasn't actually crying. Of course, there were times I came c l o s e, just from the sheer overwhelming joy that my tiny heart is not accustomed to feeling, but I usually was able to contain myself. The happiness cancelled out the tears that would have fallen. I'm sure this isn't a surprise, very often things said in full capital letters and repeated instances of the same letter at the end of words are said in hyperbole.
T h a t s a i d. I did actually cry from this. I promise, I am telling the full truth right now. To make matters brief, I had a very rough awakening due to an emergency and I had been stressed the majority of the day. S o, uh, I suppose that weakened the usually fortified walls I have up that prevent me from actually crying at things.
I don't know why, man. I'm just. So overwhelmed with so many emotions, I can't. ALL THE EMOTIONS YOU INFLICTED WITH THIS ARE ALL GOOD, I SWEAR, THEY'RE JUST. INCREDIBLY POTENT AND POWERFUL WHEN USED AGAINST A WEAK HEART.
I know how incredibly difficult animation is, even if I haven't attempted it myself yet. It takes so much practice and patience, and there are many who give up before they become better at it because of the unforgiving amount of time and perseverance it takes. So, that may be partly why I am so incredibly honored and humbled to have someone do all that for a story I made.
It just means so much, I don't know how else to express it. Never, in a million years, did I think when I created this fic three years ago, that I would be getting fan art, let a l o n e fan animations. If you were to tell me that three years ago, I would have looked at you like you had lost your mind.
That's what I wanted to do when I first started writing. I thought that if I inspired someone else with a little story that I created, then it would be worth it. ;_; So, to see all these incredibly talented people like you be so inspired to create something new means the world to me. It's just so incredibly flattering and overwhelming that it is over a story that I made. <3
OKAY, I'M SORRY FOR ALL THAT, I JUST. I'm so moved and touched and I'm not sure if I can even express how exactly I feel in words, but I tried. I promise, I will love this until the end of time and it means the absolute world to me <3 <3 ;_; ;_;
their first meeting . Based on the fanfiction "Perseverance" by: @pastelaspirations
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its-a-gold-song · 1 year ago
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fav npmd line deliveries
tehe yEAH
don't frighten them pokey you 𝔫𝔞𝔰𝔱𝔶 𝔟𝔬𝔶
what is she sayyingg...what the fUCK IS SHE SAYING
and his name. is Jee-Sus Christ.
oh shit! oh fuck!! i didn't think there'd be a skele'un here!!! I'm so fucking scared of skele'uns!!!
does it Feel like I Lost my Power??
it's a story of luhv......ffAMalehh......pAyushun.....bEEtrAyyall.
and with my luck no one will even B O T H E R making me their bitch...
fuckin' traanscendent
heahs the thing about a bãrbĕqüe
it brings folks together...from awl woaks of laif...there's a storé behand everyh burrghurr...everyh kahbahb...
but jesus never threw a football like yoou, mǍX
W E D O N T G I V E A S H I T A B O U T Y O U R P H O N E
for the first time... *insert a full minute of him flopping the zeke costume off* ...I feel like I belong :)
that ain't good news for youuYA BITCH.
this project is on thermodynamics. what the fûck are you talking about.
you're Killing Me is What you're Doing
naNI?!
any time jon says stÊF-A-nee
:(( had to sell your bowtie to feeed your fuckin' famly??
i love....jeEsus!
and of course:
ma'bAHBakew
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themoonweaversden · 7 months ago
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All 179-244 (or so) codes that were found so far (no spoilers)
Note: As far as I'm aware if you input any word after selling your soul to Bill and press the knob you'll get the same result. I still think it's important to highlight the ones that didn't have any result once you imput them normally the day the website updated (AUDIOLOG, BUBBLES, CLEAR, CONTRACT, SMALL) these may have been just an error since it has been fixed since then
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29121239168518
333 Sundapple Lane Cozy Creek IL 60714-94611
A
ABUELITA
ADASTRAPERASPERA
ALEX HIRSCH / ALEX / HIRSCH
AM I BLANCHIN
ANSWER
AXOLOTL
B
BAAAA
BABY / BABY BILL / LALALALALA / MOMMY / DADDY
BILL / BILL CIPHER / CIPHER / ILLB / LLIB REHPIC / REHPIC
BLACK SHEEP
BLANCHIN / BLANCHING / BLANCH
BLENDIN
BLIND EYE
BOOBERRY
BURN SIDE
BURNED INSIDE
BYE GOLD
C
CAESAR ATBASH VIGENERE / MULTILEVELMARK
CARD
CARYN
CIPHERTOLOGY
CLONE / TYRONE / PAPER JAM
CONSPIRACY
CRAY CRAY
CRYPTOGRAM CODEX
CURSE WITTEBANE
CURSED
D
DEATH
DEER TEETH
DESTRUCTION IS A FORM OF CREATION
DIONARAP
DIPPER
DIPPY FRESH
DISCO GIRL / BABBA
DISNEY / MICKEYMOUSE
DISPENSE MY TREAT
DIVORCE / BREAKUP
DORITO / NACHO / CHIP
DUCHESS APPROVES / THE DUCHESS APPROVES
DUCKTECTIVE
E
EASTER EGG
EMMALINE BUTTERNUBBINS
EUCLID / SCALENE / SCRIMBLES
EUCLYDIA
EVEN HIS LIES ARE LIES
F
FAMILY MATTERS
FBI / CIA / NSA
FILBRICK
FIXINIT1
FORD / SIXER / STANFORD
FORDTRAMARINE
FORGET THE PAST
FUCK / SHIT / BITCH / SLUT / SEX
FUCK YOU ALEX
G
GIDEON
GIFFANY
GLASS SHARD BEACH
GLOBNAR
GOD / HELP ME / SAVE ME / FRILLIAM
GOODNIGHT SALLY
GRAVITY FALLS
GREBLEY HEMBERDRECK
GUN / THE GUN
H
HAROLDS RAMBLINGS
HECTORING
HEY NERD
HISTORY
HOLOGRAM
HORROR / CREEPYPASTA / ANALOG HORROR
HOTXOLOTL
HOW WILL I DIE / WHEN WILL I DIE
I
IM STILL ON YOUR MIND
IRREGULAR
IS HELL REAL
IS THERE AN AFTERLIFE
J
JOURNAL 1
JOURNAL 2
JOURNAL 3
JUST BLEND IN
JUST FIT IN
K
KINGS OF NEW JERSEY
KOOK
KUBRICK
L
L IS REAL 2401
LIAR LYRE
LIES
LIFE
LOVE / BOYFRIEND / LONELY
LOVE YA BRO
M
MABEL
MASON
MATH / GREECE / SHAPES / GREEK / PLATO / GEOMETRY
MCGUCKET / FIDDLEFORD / OLD MAN MCGUCKET
MEOW / MEOW WOW
MONSTER
MORALITY
MOUNTAIN DONT
MYSTERY
MYSTERY SHACK
N
NAITSUAF
NO
NOT A PHASE
NOTHING
O
OCCURREMUS ITERUM
OH YES THEY BOTH
ONE EYED KING
OROBOROUS
OWL TROWEL
P
PACIFICA
PAPER IS BOOK SKIN
PEAK
PINATA
PINES
PLATINUM PAZ
PORTAL
Q
QUESTION
R
R34LITY
RAT
REALITY
RIDDLE
ROBBIE
RUBBERHOSE
S
SCARY / SPOOKEMUPS / SPOOKY
SCIENTOLOGY
SEASON 1 / SEASON -1
SEASON 2
SEASON 3
SEVEN EYES
SEVERAL TIMES
SHAVE YOUR GRANDMA
SKELETON
SKIBIDI / FORTNITE / ELON / CRYPTO / DOGE / GYATT / RIZZ
SOMETHING
SOOS
SORRY
STAN / STANLEY PINES / STAN PINES / STANLEY
STOD EHT TCENNOC
SUCK IT MERLIN
T
TAD STRANGE
TANTRUM
THE BOOK OF BILL / BOOK OF BILL
THE DUCHESS APPROVES
THEORY / MATPAT
THERAPRISM
THEYLL SEE / THEYLL ALL SEE / I SEE
TINSEL SNAKE
TITANS BLOOD
TJECKLEBURG
TOBY DETERMINED
TORTURE MENTALLY
TOURIST TRAP
TRIANGLE
TRIGONOMETRY
U
UNIONMADE
UNIVERSE
UNREALITY
V
VALLIS CINERIS
VIRUS
W
WADDLES
WEIRD
WEIRDMAGEDDON
WELL WELL WELLBEING
WENDY
WHICH RELIGION IS RIGHT
WHO ARE YOU
X
XGQRTHX
XYLER / CRAZ
Y
YES
YOU CANT KILL AN IDEA
YOURE INSANE
Will update if more are found
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pastelaspirations · 3 months ago
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AAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK, CRRYIINGGGGG, WAIT, WAIT, HOLD ON, WAIT
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OH MY GOOODDDDDDDDDDDDD, HE'S SO FREAKING CUTTEEEE, MY SHY LIL BABY BOIIIII, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
I'M CRYING, MAN, I'M CRYING. O K A Y. FIRST OFF. I can't stress enough how. Freaking shocked I get when people draw my versions, okay.
AND I SHOULDN'T. I SHOULDN'T, OKAY. I SHOULD BE USED TO IT BY NOW.
But n o. Literally every time. Every single time I see one of my bois, or one of my girls if drawn using the official genderbent versions lmao, without fail. I just stare in astonishment and go "OH MY GOSH, THEY DREW THEM EXACTLY AS HOW I IMAGINED THEM-"
....Can you see why this is stupid.
I have the literal, actual, canon reference sheets on my blog. I draw them more often than I don't. I am literally handing the "how to draw my characters exactly as how I see them" on a silver freaking platter, I should not be surprised-
ANYWAY, ANYWAY, HE IS SO FREAKING CUTE. I LOVE HIM SO MUCH. WE GOT THE FULLY COLORED VERSION WHERE HE LOOK SO SWEET AND SHY AND CUTE. T H E N, T H E N, WE GOT BROOMIE, ALL GLAMMED UP LIKE IT USUALLY IS. THEN WE GOT SHY INK, WE GOT DISSOCIATING, EMOTIONLESS INK, AND THEN ANGY, "ABOUT TO LET YA HAVE IT" INK✧˖°.
Also just. The lil grinning Ink in the corner. I am w h e e z i n g. He looks like such a scrunkly, happy little goofball for once. He looks like he just told the stupidest joke ever and knows it. So he's just sitting there, grinning and snickering at his own freaking joke like a moron.
You know what, you deserve it, Ink. Freaking laugh at your own stupid joke, let's go, that's so incredibly based ngl-
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GUYS GUYS GUYS GOOO read ''Perseverance'' by @pastelaspirations !! ABSOLUTELY beautiful story that had me hooked since the start.
I am so obsessed with this fic and can only ever think about it everyday. At work or at home it is STUCK in my head.
If I hyperfixate on an AU of an AU it means it's GOOODD. READ IT !!!!
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squinch-depraved · 2 months ago
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jschlatt or Ted nsfw alphabet please? 🙏
aight here's schlatt i'm having a lot of fun doing these so i hope y'all are enjoying
A (aftercare- what they're like after sex): i think he's super, super attentive. like he will not leave you alone until he's sure you're all taken care of and cleaned up
B (body part- their favorite on themself and their partner): he likes his chops because you always say they feel good when you sit on his face, and on you he likes your tits
C (cum- anything to do with cum): he loves cumming in you for sure but also down your throat
D (dirty secret of theirs): steals your underwear after sex quite often (see this post for more)
E (experience- how experienced are they): he's had a few partners and knows what he's doing but will still make sure to listen to you and your reactions so he knows what works with you and what doesn't
F (favorite position): riding him with you, like, burying your face in his neck. it feels so intimate and he loves it
G (goofy- are they serious? humorous? etc.): occasionally goofy but tries to keep things either romantic and sensual or rough and carnal. like he'll joke every now and then but doesn't make a point to be funny sometimes it just happens
H (hair- how well groomed/does the carpet match the drapes?): will trim occasionally to keep things neat but like doesn't care too much about it
I (intimacy- how romantic are they?): i feel like he can be very romantic when he's not being super intense like i feel like he really enjoys soft and sweet sex with his partner
J (jorkin' it- how often?): have u heard how much he talks ab gooning like it has to be at LEAST once a day
K (kink/s?): breeding, lactation, feederism (slightly), mommy kink
L (location- favorite place/s to have sex): he's a simple man- bed, couch, or over a counter
M (motivation- what gets them going): arguing with you/seeing you argue with someone else, rlly domestic moments with you like seeing you take care of the cats or watching you cook
N (no- turn offs, dealbreakers): anything in public or at his desk/in his streaming area, recording him is also a no go
O (oral- prefers giving, receiving? skill level?): y'know, i was gonna say giving but i really feel like he would prefer receiving (he's still amazing at giving head don't get me wrong)
P (pace- fast & rough? slow & loving?): if he's being romantic, it's gentle and so, so full of love, but if he's in a different mood it's fast and hard
Q (quickies- their opinion on them): does them for you whenever you need them but like he said in that one sleep deprived clip it takes him forever to cum so like. it's all for you. i can totally see him making a game out of it and trying to get you to finish faster each time
S (stamina- how many rounds? how long do they last?): literally as long as you need him to. if you really tried, you could prob make him cum in, like, an hour? but it takes a lot of work
R (risk- are they down to experiment?): i mean, he will for you, but nothing in public, no recording anything, and don't even think about telling anyone the kind of things you get him to do for you because he'd be so embarrassed
T (toys- do they own toys?): owns a wand for you, a bluetooth vibrator, and a few plugs. (whether they're his or yours i'm not saying)
U (unfair- do they like to tease?): extremely unfair if provoked!! if you behave yourself, you'll be fine. but if you're a brat he's gonna absolutely break you
V (volume- how loud they are): usually soft moans and grunts if he's in charge but get him in sub mode and he'll whimper and whine for you nonstop
W (wild card): not surprising at all but he loves subbing and being pegged
X (x-ray- under their clothes): approximately 8 inches, uncut, has a vein running along it that drives him crazy when you run your tongue along the length of it
Y (yearning- how high is their sex drive?): a bit above average, can go whenever you need him but requests it himself at least every other day
Z (zzz- how quickly do they fall asleep afterwards?): once you're all clean and taken care of he is out like a light dude he passes tf out and you gotta deal with his snoring
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