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hey want a mind fuck??
"diamond essence" is NOT a canon term
#i just learned this tonight and it. broke me tbh#i was SO sure this was the canon terminology#but? ?????#no????#there are ZERO descriptive words used to describe what the diamonds sweat out#to make gems#no mention at all#not even in SUF when steven grabs those bottles#everything i knew was a lie#nova rambles#su#steven universe#i'm still calling it that lol but#g o d.#i combed the transcripts and everything#they never name it
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Sampo barging in with sparkly short shorts, heart shaped sunglasses and a orange feather boa like: GURL JUST WAIT UNTIL YOU HEAR WHAT THIS CRAZY BITCH DID NOW
Aha: dressed as the cunty lorax in his villian chair: SPILL THAT TEA SIS
THE CUNTY LORAX
#STOP SOTPSGIPP FUCK DUDE HOLYFUFKVK#i tried to respond w something funny but i cqnt i cant im losing my fucking mind f vfdc#G O D.#the path of elation but also the path of drag queens. path of serving. path of slaying pussy#anon#god i wish i could draw thsidjdbfvcee#sampo
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Dinh Q. Lê
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i go off grid for one weekend in buttfuck rural northern scotland and ofc it's the one where djt gets a new ear piercing and england lose the euros final. never leaving the internet again actually <3
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i have not mentally recovered
#rimworld#fenn had this discussion while tending to Lisa's wounds#right after she watched her girlfriend zozo die#a conversation about life.....#and as they were fleeing fenn got shot in the head#GOD.#G O D.#jesus fucking christ
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🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
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CARIBERT THEY COULD NEVER MAKE ME HATE YOU
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I'm listening to this chicken rave song and then the horrible idea of leon making chicken puns entered my head, so I googled chicken puns. this awful one in particular stuck out to me:
you're just a one chick-pony!
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rewatching parts of “the world’s columbian exposition” for science right now and boy have i forgotten how insane this episode makes me
#the scene where rufus tells mason about killing rittenhouse and mason tells him to run and he'll help him save his family;#flynn leveraging lucy's bond with rufus and wyatt to get her to help him in his assassination attempt;#FLYNN DOING THIS ON AN OSTENSIBLY-TO-OUTSIDERS DATE#lucy being convinced that flynn is a good person deep down and that's why he hasn't killed her yet and not. you know;#that he /needs/ her for his war against rittenhouse. that someday she'll see and that will be the saving of both of them;#the entirety of the harry houdini plotline.#rufus's principled stand against rittenhouse that mason knows is going to backfire.#the phone call. sophia hayden. escape.#g o d.#polkaknox talks
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day 102003949 of the "I love this muse but how do I write him?" conundrum.
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When he’s fucking you and shifts position to bend a leg so he can plant his foot on the bed and fuck you harder >>>>>
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
OFFICIAL BABY HONG HONG-ER DESIGN?????
AND SOLDIER HONG HONG-ER!!! MY CHILD!!!!!
LOOK AT HIM!!!!!
sourse - градоначальник хуа
#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#/BROKE THE SOUND BARRIER/#HE IS SO TINY#HE IS SO PRECIOUS#I AM GOING TO DIE#LOOK AT HIM#OH MY GOD#H E#POOR BABY#OH GOD#SEASON 3 I AM READY#COME AT ME#O H M Y G O D#天官赐福#花怜#heavenly official's blessing#heaven officials blessing#tian guan ci fu#tgcf#tgcf donghua#tgcf official#tgcf official art#tgcf season 2#tgcf season 3????#tgcf book 2#hualian#hua cheng#hong er#hong hong er#tgcf news
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NPMD best line deliveries
oh shit! oh fuck!! i didnt think thered be a skele'uhn here ?!? im so fucking scared of skele'uhnz!!!
dont frighten him pokey you nasssssty boy
were going to jail...and with my luck no one will even B O T H E R making me their bitch...
🐦 heyus the thing about a bãrbĕqüe...it brings folks together...from awl wawlks of laife...theyres a storhé behand everyh burrghurr...everyh kehbahhb...
but I...called God a sonofa B word...who am iaieEUGHAHuhuuuh...
#honourable mention FUCK YOU CLIVESDALE GO GET FUCKED YOU'RE FUCKING LOSERS AND WE'LL KILL YOU#and ofc W E D O N T G I V E A S H I T A B O U T Y O U R P H O N E#nerdy prudes must die#npmd#starkid#starkid npmd#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#hatchetfield trilogy#tgwdlm#black friday#lords in black#max jagerman#peter spankoffski#grace chasity#richie lipschitz#ruth fleming#steph lauter#nick lang#matt lang#jeff blim#will branner#lauren lopez#jon matteson#mariah rose faith casillas#joey ritcher#kim whalen#angela giarratana#corey dorris#curt mega
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it really does GENUINELY baffle me when people aren’t even a little sympathetic to klassje
those are the actions of someone who is simultaneously incredibly suicidal and doing whatever they can to survive. those are the actions of someone who is scared. who is so fucking scared.
#her dialogue regarding waiting around to be killed after lely was shot just. devastates me.#like. I very personally Understand and know that shit#g o d.
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#a#b#c#d#e#f#g#h#i#j#k#l#m#n#o#p#r#s#t#u#v#w#y#z#50 likes#100 likes#250 likes#500 likes#750 likes#1000 likes
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this wade
with this logan
i have been going insane thinking about these two giving these exact hearteyes at each other
#.that's it that's the post i can't think of anything else bc i am literally swooning as i type this good lord#deadpool#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool & wolverine#dp&w#wolverine#wade wilson#logan howlett#poolverine#deadclaws#peanutbub#wolverpool#jercy speaks#.anyway clearly i'm not liveblogging tonight have a good 4am lmao#.i feel kinda bad for sidelining the female love interests for my old man yaoi agenda but oh my god. jeezos cryste. flippin hell.#.LOOK AT THEIR GD FACES!!!! G O D
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