#Fun Havers Club

[funhaversclub]

SUPER MARIO RPG!

...I know you've probably seen tiktokers and youtubers freak out about this already but this moment will never not be a moment to celebrate!

It actually happened. Never in my lifetime did I think I would see this day. My co worker, who also grew up playing SNES and this is his fav game, came up to me after watching the Nintendo direct and said...

"cary what is the one game we want to see a remaster of?"

I thought for a bit and really couldn't come up with anything (Mario RPG was so off the radar I didn't even consider it) So he was like...

"REALLY??? WHAT'S THE ONE GAME..."

He didn't even finish talking and I blurted out MARIO RPG??!?!?!?

Still now I hardly believe it's real. This is a game that helped define me. The guide book I have has worn out pages because I spent so much time drawing things from it. The first time I played it was on my dad's busted old black and white tv... I'm not that old we just didn't have a lot of money back then hahaha. This was the game that made me fall in love with Mario lore... and possibly lore in general. I even had Mario RPG songs on my MP3 players growing up!

I can't wait to play this! I can't wait to see all the unique characters again. The Axem Rangers, Jinx, Gaz and his dolls, Belome... my goodness this is amazing!

Here's one thing that stood out that made me happy:

As soon as I saw Mario do that pose with Mallow it reminded me of that picture of Mario finding the hammer from the guide book. Just made me smile to see the game come full circle and become the same as the old official artwork. Speaking of the guide book artwork...

I REALLY hope when you equip a new article of clothing you get to see it on the character. As a kid I always imagined the team wearing them!

To end this post I've heard a lot of people saying they hope for new content/dlc or something. I'd enjoy that but I'm okay with a true remaster. That being said, I saw two things I didn't recognize from the original game. One was Geno and Mallow on a rainbow road. I figured maybe that was some sort of change to star road's design? The other I don't remember at all!

...I don't remember any time when Mallow and Mario ride in the clown car? Maybe I'm wrong and it's around Boosters tower?

November 17th! Can't wait to play it!!!!

[snekdood]

iunno, personally, i think, if you make plans to hangout with someone... and you know they're disabled and cant drive... and you can easily drive and pick them up... there's no excuse not to..? im sorry bitch, you want me to lyft over to your bf's house which is what like not even a mile away? didn't realize it was such a chore to be helpful, lord.

[annabelle--cane]

your post about substance-free queer spaces was so refreshing to see bc seriously, i'll see someone have the hot take of "not everyone likes clubbing/wants to drink/do drugs/hook up and they still deserve a place to have fun in other ways", and they'll get people responding with "jokes" like "maybe you should snort coke off a stranger's boobs and you'll calm down". like. does it not occur to these people that they are literally the problem?

idk, it just frustrates me so much, and it's wild bc they go so unargued-with that it makes me feel like i'm living in upside-down world. my point is... thanks for making the post and articulating it, i guess <3

my second secret hot take on this topic is that most people who get really up in arms like that aren't even avid party goers / drug users / sex havers and it's more a kind of in-group signaling and/or projecting defense mechanism to signal that they are Cool And Sexy, not like those other people (who do basically the same things they do), who are Lame And Frigid. I don't know about you, but no one I know with anything even approaching an active and healthy sex life or relationship to drug use would say anything like that, because one of the prime directives of having a nice time with sex and substances is you do not try to socially pressure people into doing something they have said they don't want, holy shit.

[danganphobia]

but they stay with laios until he falls asleep anyway they barely get any sleep later in the morning themselves.

this is honestly so sweet they r his lesbian parents… AAAAH man laios angst is rlly real. i love farcille sm they are thee understanders TM theyre so sweet,,, theyre probably out here having fun and silly theatre or opera dates … the :3 to me

also also u mentioned chilshi. what r they up to. are they old men yaoi. r they professors or just . job havers. bar owners or smth

oh mah god i havent thought much about chilshi. my beloved old man yaoi. that's ok we're going through my thought process together.

if i were to think about it chilchuck sounds like a miserable medieval history adjunct professor. he's divorced. he sees his daughters like twice a month and they're the reason for his will to live, when he doesn't see them, he hates everything and everyone. he doesn't really like his job. he has tenure. he can do what he wants. when his students ask him if he could repeat the assignment he just says "No." and tells them all to leave his class because lecture time has ended and he refuses to go another minute over. his class exam average is below 40 percent and he doesn't give a fuck. he's waiting for his next paycheck to buy drinks at the local pub.

senshi's a culinary professor. he loves cooking and he loves teaching people how to cook. he's been doing it his whole life. he cooks for the gang during dnd meetings. whenever he's in a kitchen he makes it his own, even if the kitchen doesn't belong to him. if it weren't for him everyone would probably die of dehydration or live on cup ramen and frozen food for entire semesters. he leaves pastries on chilchuck's desk because chilchuck has to mentally prepare himself to help teach a class of 50 uninterested people that do anything but actually pay attention for nearly 3 hours. the pastries are actually what keeps chilchuck going. chilchuck is the one that asks senshi if he wants to go drinking. senshi is a really good listener, chilchuck finds that hot, and tries to sleep with him, but senshi stops him and asks if he could just come over to his apartment and senshi will cook a nice warm meal for him instead and take it slow, because he's a gentleman.

chilchuck actually agrees to it and has a good time. they sleep together but don't have sex, and he wakes up in the morning like damn, i actually have a crush at my big age? that's crazy.

this becomes a regular thing for them until chilchuck can't take it anymore and grabs senshi by the beard and is like "WE NEED TO FUCK. RIGHT NOW." and senshi goes "okay :) after dinner with me first :)" (they have sex).

"how did they get into the dnd club van" falin slapped a bunch of posters around campus with cute doodles and senshi saw it on his way to his classroom. he asked chilchuck if he wants to join sometime in case he's sick of teaching hopelessly unmotivated students. chilchuck thinks about it for a long time but one day when he's so stressed from teaching he joins a meeting and promises it's just "one time only" and ends up becoming a regular.

he brings his daughters to the dnd meetings and marcille is so happy because they're so cute. most of the time they just want to play minecraft and are on their expensive smartphones but they're nice girls. sometimes namari and kabru buy them fast food behind senshi's back when they don't feel like eating healthy.

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Friendly Collaboration: Part 1

Paring: hokeyplayer!sunghoon × onlyfans!reader

Genre: social media!au; academical rivals; smut

Worming: only fans user; smut (mdni please); swearing; probably grammar mistakes (not English speaker/dyslexic)

Synopsis: Sunghoon get obsessed with a only fan creator he casually find on a stressed day and he truly believes he is in love with her even if he never see her face. He doesn't know that behind the screen his is university rival and he doesn't know what kind of deal they'll make

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-There she is- Ruka screams next to you pointing at your friend Lily who was talking with a girl on the other side of the room.

You and Ruka have left your friend Sunoo with his male friends from the hokey team and start looking for Lily. Is not unusual to lose the blond girl at a party, she is a social butterfly so she knows a lot of people and most of the time she can be talking to somebody and mid sentence taken away by somebody else.

Tonight party was actually kinda boring so you want to leave, but Ruka still had hope of a funny turn so her solution was to meet new people thanks to Lily like you usually did. That’s actually how you meet Sunoo a year ago, Lily is friend with Jake who is in her book club and in the hockey team with Sunoo, something you found out later on and it surprise you since you didn’t imagine the most gay person you haver meet to be this aggressive on ice as he is during matches.

You and Ruka takes Lily attention and she present you to her friend Jiwoo and she was pretty funny that you didn’t notice Lily was lost again.

-I’m going lookin for Sunoo then I’ll left-

-Realy?- Ruka looked kinda disappointed. The fect was the more the night went the more you wanted to go to sleep, and you were so excited at the beginning.

-I’m tired, i’m not going to enjoy the rest of the night, is better if I left now-

-Text me when you arrive home- You nod and leave Ruka with Jiwoo.

After some times you find Heeseung with Joungwoon so you go to them.

-Boys, where is the funny one- Heeseung point at himself smiling.

-I saw him going upstairs, why?- Joungwoon ignore his friend so you do the same.

-Looking for him and see if he want to go home too-

-You want to live?-

-Bored and tired-

-Can’t promise what you are going to find upstairs- You in fact are scared but maybe your friend is in the bathroom vomiting and in need of help so you start looking for him.

Gladly some rooms were closed, some others not but the people inside where to concentrate in their business to notice you were there looking at their naked ass.

Then a door opens suddenly and a girl gets out of there really angry. You already know Sunoo isn’t there but the boy who left the room was wey more interesting to make fun of.

Sunghoon was bottoming his shirt when he was lefting the room.

-So you are not even good to beeing with during sex, why this do not surprise me?-

You and Sunghoon have some classes together and since the beginning the competition between you two started.

Everybody thinks you hate him but in reality you just dislike him, and he is funny to play with. Your little competition makes you want to study more just to piss him off, and that’s amazing since you are in college thanks to a scholarship.

When he notices you he looks pretty pissed off and he could leave without paying you attention, but he is probably like you and he loves your bickering as much as you did. So instead, he pays you attention.

-I’m actually pretty fun, some people on the other hand are pretty boring that they can't even makes me want them-

-Oh yeah I forgot that you are better than us common mortal prince Sunghoon-

-Is important to know when you are mistaken- Obviously he takes your insult as a compliment.

-Didn't Sunoo tell you that I accept to come to this party if you didn’t bother me?-

-If you are or not at a party is not a metter I care so piss you off or not is my decision alone. Talking about our common friend, did you saw him? I want to left but I can’t do it alone-

-Why?- his face was actually confused and you are surprised he isn’t intelligent enough for this common information.

-I’m a women, and is night-

-Ok good point. I want to left too so I’m walking you home- This is a nice act, ok you two don’t actually hate one other but walk you home is not something you two did, this a friend act.

-Absolutely not-

-I’m left this place anyway and Sunoo is geting fuck by both Minho and Jisung, did you want to ruin the moment to him?-

-Both?- Sunghoon nodded.

-Saw them enter this room, he looked kinda excited- The boy leans himself next to a door and paying attention you can hear a good fuking inside.

-Congratulation- Was your comment.

For a couple of seconds you think about it. You can ask Joungwoo to walk you home, you two are kind of friends, or even Kai, a boy of your same course who is brother with one of Wooyoung friends, anyone you would walk without getting angry with. But at the same time you don't want to ruin the night to anyone, except, wheel Sunghoon.

-Ok, but don’t open your month-

-I propose it cause if I don’t walk you home and someone finds out that I knowledge you going home alone and a bad thing happen to you they would blame me, second I don’t want to talk so your silence is better than a friendly conversation anyway-

-Just said you like my company-

-No talking, you decide that-

And that was it, you two walk where the dormitory is without exchanging any words, and that wasn’t embarrassing just cause you know that if you two talk it would be even worse.

Once in front of the girl dorm building you opened the door and he left without even saying bye and you were not surprised.

Once at your room you go straight to Woyoung room and find her happily sleeping. You, Woyoung, Lily and Ruka shared the room since last year and gladly, even if you are four different types of persons, you find in one other a little family.

Woyoung is the type of person that doesn't go to parties but prefers to go to sleep at 10pm to waking up and be productive at 6am. Thanks god so when you wake up you find the breakfast ready every morning when you are late for class.

You taxt Ruka and tell her you are safe at home and, while you were getting ready to go to bed, you noticed how your boobs were bigger than usual, probably because of the pms.

You decide to take a photo of your naked body to post on onlyfans.

You start your account before college, in need of money this was the fastest way and does not cost you a lot of time. You hide your face in every photo and video and that’s kinda why you have a lot of subscribers, they can immagine whoever they like while watching your video or photo. You even post some trailers on other +18 sites so if some people find it and start to get interested in you they would think to get a subscription at your of.

Once you do the post you finish get ready to sleep

While you were sleeping, Sunghoon was alone in his room with an open computer looking for something that would help him jerk off.

He tried to have sex with three different girls, but one was too much intoxicated, another asked him if she could call him daddy, and the last one, the one you saw him with, was just so boring to make out with.

But he wants to take out some stress from the season and the study so he needs to cum.

Then a body that was riding a pinky dildo takes his attention. The curve of that body, the sound the person was making the way they were going up and down, no face or weird dirty talk, not that he didn’t like talking during sex, he loves it especially during role play, but sometimes he just wants sex. Unfortunately the video was too short so he checked other videos on the channel.

And he finds a really interesting one titoled “masturbating after a study section with the class nerd”.

He doesn't call himself a nerd, but he finds it exciting the girl to masturbates next to some class book that can get dirty over her ministration.

He somehow finds it even more hot how she was talking in that video, small sentence but god he was close, until the video ended. He start to get frustrated but he didn’t stop his hands going up and down his dick, just one more video. Holding his dick going the same velocity of the girl in the video doesn't even know which one he clicks.

He find her so good and immagine how tight she probably is notice that all her dildo are small and she never take all of them on her, or the fact that she only take two of her fingers. God she's probably a virgin that’s why she is always alone on her video, he would makes her come so fast. He closed his eyes and in his imagination the girl's body was right in front of him riding the cum out of him.

Free him from a lot of stress, he was kind glade he walk home and find this pornstar. He didn't even clean his abs when he looked for more information about the account and find out that the three short videos he watched was just trailers from an only fans account.

He probably would regret it in the morning but he downloaded the app, gave all his data and subscribed to the account with a random name.

You would find iceprince subscription in the morning and you find it funny because your first thought was that if Sunghoon had an only fans account his nickname would probably look like this.

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Lockwood & Co. X Fem!Reader:- Incorrect quotes pt.2

Y/n: Die. Lucy: Please don't die! Y/n: DIE! Lucy: PLEASE DON'T DIE! George, confused: Why are they yelling at a plant? Anthony, watching while eating popcorn: They bought it cause I told them to stop fighting and Lucy wants Y/n to accept it as their kid. George: ... Anthony: Y/n wants to co-parent.

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Y/n: You know guys, sometimes I feel like Lucy doesn't like me much. Anthony: "Like"? George: "much"? Y/n: George: Change that to 'at all' and we'll talk.

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George: Why did you kidnap Lucy!?!?! Anthony: Ah- um- well- the reason for that is, uhh... Y/n: Sometimes, we must work together towards a common goal. George: NOT TO KIDNAP PEOPLE FROM DEPRAC!

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*Everyone is playing a board game together* Anthony: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'. Y/n: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'. Lucy: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'. George: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'. Lucy: *flips the board*

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Lucy: What is it called when you kill a friend? George: Homicide. Anthony: Murder. Y/n: Homiecide.

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Y/n: Subs are so fun to play with. All you have to do is hint at what you might do, back them into a corner with a look, or grab their wrist in a certain way and they're a wide-eyed mess. Anthony, professional denier: What the fuck kind of Subway are you going to? Lucy, did not the dots yet: Substitute teachers deal with so much shit. George, brain cell haver: Guys.

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*In a horror movie situation* Anthony: I've got no service in my phone here. Lucy: Shoot, I don't have a phone. Y/n: Sorry guys, I just broke my phone with a rapier. George: Guys, my phone is a book.

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Anthony: Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, and wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. Lucy : That's deep. Y/n: That means that ketchup is a smoothie. Lucy : That's deeper. George: ...You guys are idiots.

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Y/n on the phone after going missing for a year: Hey, I'm gonna come there, kick Anthony’s door in, and let him know that I'm baaack. George: That ain’t the way we do things here. You may have to go in there and run a con, apologise, and do the smooth-talking. Y/n: Okay, you come in with me, you do the smooth-talking, let’s go. George: No, we can’t go in there and kick down the door, that's how I introduced the two of you. We need a plan. Y/n: Well who makes the plans? George: Me. Y/n: Okay, what's the plan? George: You are gonna come here, kick Anthony’s door in, and FUCKING APOLOGISE FOR DISAPPEARING, YOU PSYCHOPATH.

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Anthony: What's the most efficient way to burn calories? Lucy: Exercise more Y/N: Set yourself on fire! George: There are two kinds of people.

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Anthony: Everyone synchronise your watches. Lucy: I don't know how to do that. George: I don't wear a watch. Y/n: Time is a construct.

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George, trying to get them to stop fighting: You know, We give Lucy flowers when she's down. Y/n: Okay. *Later* Y/n, see's Lucy laughing: *Reminds her of all the bad things* *gives Lucy flowers* Lucy, hyperventilating: ??? Y/n: I don't know, I'm confused as well.

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Anthony: I told Y/n to grab snacks for everyone. Lucy, looking through the options: Why did you grab fruit snacks? Are you five? Who even likes Fruit Snacks? *Anthony, Y/n, and George raise their hands*

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George: You’re just being paranoid. Again. Y/n: When have I been paranoid? George: Um, when you first met Anthony you thought he was a murderer…? Y/n: No one falls in love with me without having problems, I thought he was trying to lull me into a false sense of security! George: And last week you were sure Lucy was in a fight club! Y/n: She keeps trying to fight me! COINCIDENCE?! George: YOU THREW DAGGERS AT HER WHEN YOU FIRST MET *Later, when Y/n’s theory is proven wrong* George: Do you have anything to say for yourself? Y/n: I still think Lucy is in a fight club.

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Anthony, about to do something stupid, points to George and Lucy: Distract them! I'll be right back! *leaves* Y/n, suggested the something: Okay! *five minutes later* Anthony: *returns and sees George and Lucy unconscious on the ground* What did you do? I said distract them, not knock them out! Y/n: There's just no pleasing you sometimes.

[sir-teddy-of-bear]

tell me about the caphavers teachers fic pls , literally the best kind of fic : 3

i agree!! :D

I’m not exactly sure how many chapters it will be but I have the first one written and am currently half way through chapter 2, I also originally started writing this before the last season aired so did decide to change it to use their canon names instead of what i normally use for fanon.

Antony Havers is Button High School’s newest English teacher because I saw a headcanon a while back that he was an English teacher before the war and I just couldn’t let it go, Thomas is the head of the English department, The Captain (completely made up a second name for him which I’m currently going with Hatt) is a History teacher along with Humphrey. Fanny and Pat are both The Cap’s best friends (Fanny is a Maths teacher and Pat is the local scouts leader).

Alison, Mike, Mary, Robin, Julian and Kitty (Who is Cap’s daughter) are all students.

Thomas puts Havers forward to represent the English dept. in an annual school wide quiz and he has to team up with Cap, they end up running a club to help the kids prepare and Haver’s finds out that Cap runs the school’s LGBTQ+ Club and offers to help with that too.

They end up getting closer and spending a lot of time together but are both so oblivious that neither of them will confess their love to the other so Kitty starts to put a plan in motion to help move things a long.

I plan a lot of cute fluffy bits in this especially ones where they’re taking Kitty on days out towards the end and both of them being total dads bc I’m a sucker for Aus where they get to be a happy and cute family. I also have some really fun scenes planned for Cap’s friend group and for the student group.

Also I’d like to explore them running the LGBTQ+ Club to kind of give the kids a space that they didn’t have, especially both being ex-army.

And because I have so much of it written I thought I’d include a preview:

“Nice to meet you Anthony, i’m Mr Hatt, but please! call me James” The man said with a dazzling smile. Anthony couldn’t help but blush, he hoped beyond anything that it wasn’t too noticeable. The man before him couldn’t be more than a year or two older than him and with his salt and pepper hair he was rather handsome.

“I see you know Kitty” James continued “she was just telling me how much she was enjoying your class”

The young girl gave him a wave “Hi Mr Havers!”

The man smiled “I’m glad you liked it Kitty, you seemed to already know Animal Farm”

She nodded “Dad and I read it last year”

Dad? Dad? Oh good god above he was royally screwed.

[boiledegghole]

xeno inklings are so fun. theyre like tentacle penguins to me. it's the perfect bipedal body plan.

theyre perfect. sturdy. shortish, balanced legs (crucial for keeping steady with minimal bones). big beak. all of their "hair" tentacles are just tentacles, with the arms being the club tentacles. technically the legs and body are also all tentacles. everything outside of the head is just 100% modified tentacle.

theyre slimy and gross all the time and can secrete nasty amounts of mucousy ink. they use it to slide on the ground (camoflaging as they go) and the ink leaves crusty pigments behind as it dries.

my xeno inklings are octolings are the same body type of "holy fuck it's The Slime Penguins and they wear clothes". but like inklings are not quite as bright indivudally (lovingly), they're smaller and more thinly-built, and they have thinner and longer beaks (with 3 prongs on each mandible, rather than the clean 1 per mandible of the octoling).

however what they lack in physical strength and individual smarts, they more than make up for it in speed, energy, and group coordination. an inkling will almost always prefer to be in a group (4-15), and as a group they always know exactly what theyre doing, and with a Lot of energy to spare. these guys are the adhd-havers of cephalopods

in comparison, the octolings are bigger and more heavyset, with a simpler and tougher beak like a parrot. they're more individually smart, but they generally prefer smaller groups. when not performing a task, they will generally drift to chilling with a smaller group (1-4) or on their own. tough but less social! still perfectly capable of being social, though- theyre just less social than inklings. these guys are autism, baby!

[funhaversclub]

Stanley the Bug Man!

I was just doodling old Nintendo IPs for a future post and decided to do Stanley. I made his spray burst look like that to match Petey Pest's spray... Because obviously Stanley is Petey Pest's father and I can't wait to finish the game and have Nintendo love it and incorporate Petey into the main roster...

What's that? You don't know who Petey Pest is? oh it's just an old game I'm working on. Haven't made much progress lately but check it out!

[literalite]

araceli (she/her straight ehhh cis woman)

the current protagonist of part one of don't go where i can't follow. mother of 5, haver of mental illness

currently 37 but we saw her get born and raised T-T my bluebell girlie. she's mother but shes also my baby at the same time yes these statements can coexist

doesn't like change, deals with things by either picking them to shreds or shoving it down. not the most ambitious or driven person but she's above all devoted to those she cares for most. she's been having a rough time since her mother died and her handful of a youngest has been exhibiting some strange behaviours

pretty therapy avoidant but she's been going recently. maybe things are looking up...?

sedona (she/they genderqueer bisexual)

main (?) character in dgwicf part three, who i dressed up as makima one time. bad as hell 🤯

we meet her at 20!

a confident art school drop out whos switched tracks to becoming a tattoo artist and piercer. shes young, sexy and she knows it so she spends her life having fun with as little strings attached as possible. a good friend but a bad influence

the type of person to gas you up if you're crying in the bathroom at the club. and possibly try make out with you, if you're into that

[sweatersexual]

Time to return to Magical Industrial Revolution Western Europe Featuring Even More Soot and Exploitation

I feel you, Vin. Better the wolf you know and all that. But it's time to spread your wings, girl!

Ulef is juuust drunk enough to assume she's coming on to him. At least he's not an ass about it, hence why she picked him

Reen said Vin's mother gave her the earring, not their mother? Are they half siblings?

Oh FUCK OFF ULEF I thought criminals knew better than to be fucking snitches

Okay here we go time for Kelsier to fucking obliterate Camon

He knocked him out but is he dead? Idk if I want him to die more spectacularly or if I just want him off the damn page

Make him a beggar? Okay he's clearly going to try getting revenge on y'all later, I guess Kelsier finds that amusing though. I get where he's coming from, sure, make Camon live so he can suffer, but see, I really wanted him to die

TOO HARSH on CAMON? Shut up Dox

Lol yeah telling a teenage girl she has nothing to fear will definitely get her to relax while alone in a room with two adult men who just killed some cops and who are trying to give her alcohol. Good job guys

Okay so the caste system works the way I thought it did. Still unclear what a Misting is though. They're allomancers, but not part of the regular nobility? Scary, but not as scary as an Inquisitor? Okay

Kelsier and Dockson are NOT beating the creepy man allegations. Good on you, Vin, you SHOULD be distrustful of anything they try to get you to drink. I cringe to think of the horrible situations that must have trained her to be this wary

There's explanation I was waiting for. And damn, Vin's mother tried to kill her? I imagine the Steel Ministry might've been on to them or something. And Vin's just remembering this offhand because it's not even the most recent or staggering of her many traumas. This poor kid 😢

So they're still hanging around this safehouse even though the Inquisitor who was after them isn't dead? Distracting him was enough to shake him? Was it a magical trail he was following? I guess they did kill the ministry informants, so the normal methods of tracking them seem to have been foiled. Still, if I were these guys, I'd be getting the hell out of dodge

Ah, so Kelsier is a member of the Cosmere Dead Wife Havers Club. Quite the institution I've been told

Lmao Kelsier is Scadrian Chuck Norris

Vin honey, you can do so much better than flunkying to any of these douchenozzles. I can't wait to see her come into her own

Fancy digs #3 let's goooo

Ah so this isn't a heist, it's a coup. Well - a coup AND a heist. Fun!

Um. Koloss? Those don't sound fun. And how do you know the Lord Protector won't have them destroy the city out of spite?

Ooohh what's the 11th metal? Aluminum?

Well I suppose the Lord Protector can't call in the koloss if you kill him

[flashhwing]

juice be upon ye (zemnian wizard oc havers unite. love his design very fun to draw, wish I had time to properly line it)

AAAAAHHHH OMG!!!!! THANK YOU?????

hhhh I'm glad you like him, he looks so good!!!!

(zemnian wizard oc solidarity club!!! love it)

[aftonfamilyvalues]

why are gender havers so obsessed with being gay... I know its because of feitishisation/misogyny but part of me still Does Not understand. they are so weird about it. i get making a couple of straight people jokes but making everything they enjoy Gay (and trans) and tying normie stuff to being straight feels so uncomfortable and fetishy/dehumanising (for lack of better descriptors) like they think my sexuality is something weird and funky like a cool animal and not a normal thing that happens

its true, they think "gay" is a cool little club and because they arent gay they can just stop whenever it isnt fun. they genuinely dont believe gay people face oppression. and in their minds heterosexual and trans literally is gay because theyre the opposite sex now.

[kogetaikid]

Welcome to my channel!

Call me Kogetai! It’s a made up name that I go by online :)

You can also call me Nihilism Haver if that’s easier :)

I’m a teen artist/writer/amateur animator (I don’t practice much) I’m not really good with introductions. Sorry if this is kinda flat but anyways:

Kogetai

she/her, aegosexual and hetromantic

Diagnosed Neurodivergent (Got that autism ✨ D R I P ✨)

Interacial

Atheist/Nihilist

Doesn’t see the world as a sugarcoated fun place

I’m working on a show called Epic Club. Here’s what it’s about:

(Some alien lore shit that involves goofy ahh aliens, goofy ahh adventures and trying to avoid nihilism)

(More detailed description in bio)

Intrests:

Epic Club (Obviously)

Undertale

Deltarune

Undertale/Deltarune AU’s

South Park

Omori

The Amazing Digital Circus

What I’ll post here:

-SFW

-Epic Club

-FANART

-memes

-theories

-fat art (no kink stuff tho)

DNFI:

-Misogynist

-Pervert

-Religious or spiritual extremist (I respect all religions but I don’t really have a good history with extremists)

-NSFW account (pretty self explanatory. I’m a teenager)

-One of those body “positivity” accounts that promote illness

-Art “Fixer”

-You get uncomfortable at the sight of gore or S.H. (Some of my art may contain that stuff)

-Aren’t a fan of Death by Glamour

BYI:

-I tend to swear a lot

-I can’t understand certain social cues

-I’d really like if someone helped me with my show :)

-I’ll only DM people who I know or are giving me advice

Deviant art account: APersonWithSelfDoubt

DeviantArt link:

Tags: #Epic Club, #D!0X!D3

Also:

Commissions Open!!!

Additional info:

-PLEASE SEND A REFERENCE OF ANY CHARACTER YOUR COMMISSIONING

-SINCE IM STILL IN SCHOOL, IM ONLY GONNA BE ABLE TO WORK ON THREE COMMISSIONS AT A TIME

-IF YOU CONTACT ME THROUGH MY EMAIL, PLEASE SEND A VALID USERNAME/PFP/SOCIAL MEDIA ACCOUNT, SO I KNOW WHO TO GET BACK TO

[dippyface]

had a fun time at book club even though I was seated across from a thin blaur line T-shirt haver

[blanketcat31]

the books i read over summer :)

def a variety in terms of genre and level of reading, further reviews below <3

NETTLE & BONE - zoo wee mama! ate this one right up in a couple days. loved that the protags/adventurers were actual adults, that the focus was on the relationship between sisters, that the magic system and worldbuilding was so well woven into the story, and that abuse was treated as abuse. no notes 10/10 potentially my favorite book so far

A THOUSAND STEPS INTO NIGHT - did not realize that i had already read some of ms. traci chee’s work. i enjoyed the story, but the writing didn’t really capture me emotionally. easy to read and pretty entertaining overall

SWEETNESS & LIGHTNING - absolute slay, i love father/daughter relationships in media (dont worry about what that says about me), the recipes were so much fun and it was mostly relaxing and wholesome. no student x teacher thank god but the student acts a little suspicious ngl??? why she blushing like that. fix it

THE JOY LUCK CLUB - beautifully written, easy to read in segments bc of the style, made me cry (positive). there is a reason its a classic. mommy issue-havers beware