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Do you give your pets middles names?

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murder wives

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literally sleeping on a barbecue sauce

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joe biden, you stupid fuck. listen to me. Crimes are legal for sitting presidents as long as they’re official actions. Listen: Joe. You have one chance

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is there a name for this

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so ur at the party right and there’s this girl in the corner with another girl on a leash with the puppy ears on standard stuff and u start talking to her and she introduces the girl on the leash and says “this is my little puppy, Emily. say hi Emily” and the leash girl does a little bark at u and u say “oh that’s nice” and ur looking for a way to avoid the awkward silence during a 4 second period that feels like a half hour so u ask “does she know any tricks?” so the girl says “come on girl, show ‘em” and the puppy girl gets up pulls out a skateboard and starts doing the sickest kick flips u ever saw

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has anyone else noticed how having romantic feelings for someone is not the most dignified experience ever

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[2/10,976] Abbott’s booby - Papasula abbotti

Order: Suliformes Family: Sulidae (Gannets and Boobys)

Photo credit: Sohnjoo

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"i just feel like boys are easier" -- parent who is going to emotionally neglect their amab kids

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Fma doodles for cooldown today...

Someone put Fma fanart on my timeline so brain just went there I guess XD

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I think people need a reminder of what the original meme was, because i dont think people get the Vibe right

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Um, waiter? I’m bisexual today. Get me something bisexuals would eat.

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Who goes there

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all of them