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when i was a kid my Getting To Sleep technique was visualizing a child-sized shriveled up mummy with big piercing eyes that would stand silhouetted in the doorway & stare at me & probably attack if i so much as opened my eyes after getting into bed & this technique caused me to develop a lifelong nighttime-induced paranoia & it still takes me 2 hours to fall asleep. so i wouldnt recommend that

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Old Portal2 fan art from *checks Procreate statistics* THREE YEARS ASO???

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bug haters will be like "thanks i hate it" and then show you a picture of the cutest animal you've ever seen

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Baltimore is a beacon of hope in the war against The Machines

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I don't think I ever told this incredibly embarrassing story here but when I was in highschool I used to have sex within proximity of a cheese steak restaurant and I fuckin LOVE cheese steaks so I'd go get one every single time and anyway I'm beautiful and young so that year I was in highschool my months of having sex cheese steaks was cut short by covid and I stopped having both sex and cheese steaks for a bit

Anyway all of this is to say that pavlov was on to something because the next time I ate a cheese steak I immediately got an erection, which I wish was true previously because again I LOVE cheese steaks but no that was not the case my brain had associated the two so now my next like 10 cheese steaks I had to eat in private like some sort of strange pervert because it just kept happening

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A strong start. 

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Sooo this happened on tiktok

And the comments are gold

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me and my band of dumbshits on our fuck machines

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remember when harambe died

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I am going to [remembers that jokes about suicide are detrimental to myself and others] Scarborough Fair.

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My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved

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seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

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I should run for president so the media can find my tumblr posts and show them to america

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You roll up to the Wizard Battle and your opponent takes out his spellbook but it’s just one of these

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favourite rpg trope is the merchants in incredibly hostile environments. we are at the evil curse mountain and youre just selling me items normal style