#ayatoless et al anon

[euthymiya]

no because i'm in the middle of my studying when i read that cute lil kinich girl dad musing?????

adding on to the girl dad kinich brainrot: all i can think about is how soft he is with his little girl and how he drops any and almost every responsibility for his scheduled or impromptu silly little play dates with her. plus his significant other, you, supporting her passion for extreme sports and the likes but still nearing your deathbed every time you watch kinich and daughter dearest swinging from tree to tree. do you trust kinich with your daughter's safety? with your life. are the two daredevils the cause of the gray strands slowly making itself known on your head? absolutely.

a small part of you is itching to scold the two to tone down their adventurous spirits even for just a very small amount, but that thought immediately dissipates when your little girl drapes a matching flower crown on your head and declares her parents as the rulers of a kingdom where she can be their cute and adventurous princess.

bonus: the princess is set on a journey to slay the evil dragon (ajaw!!) that threatens to "destroy the kingdom" and take over the king's body; ajaw is adamant that these childish antics aren't meant for the almighty dragonlord k'uhul ajaw, but still somehow finds himself playing along in the end. eventually, the princess succeeds with her quest of slaying the evil dragon (ie, kinich puts ajaw in timeout) and everyone lives happily ever after— except ajaw who returns a few moments later with oh so colorful words directed at kinich.

wow. this was supposed to be a quick girl dad kinich brainrot but it turned to a family get-together. i am now soft for this family.

—ayatoless et al anon

SLAY THE DRAGON (AJAW) IS SOOOOO CUTE OMG can u imagine Ajaw getting roped into playing pretend with a little girl while kinich death glares him in warning from the side I AM SOBBING AT THE VISION

And you’d just get heart attacks left and right when they come home and she tells you about her adventures with her father. “Daddy took me off a cliff today!!!”

You give kinich the NASTIEST glare and he’s quick to insist it was a hill, not a cliff and it was not that high of a drop and he totally had it under control.

*cue* ajaw who starts spewing nonsense about how Kinich actually almost dropped her just to make you panic and get him in trouble LOLLL. He gets an extra long time out after that one hahaha

[euthymiya]

mx riv !!!! the first of october will officially mark the end of my kinichless era !! i can FEEL him coming home (finally!). i’m like 12 pulls away until i hit the 80th mark— now i’m just waiting for the anniversary rewards + monthly reset of the stardust exchange then i’m all set.

—ayatoless et al anon

OMGGGG FINALLY THE END IS NEAR!!! I can’t wait for you to play him he’s sooo fun and he’s honestly so strong?? I love him so much and he’s literally so good with so many f2p teams and options like. What a MAN.

[euthymiya]

ayatoless et al is such a mouthful indeed— might as well call me mal for my abysMAL luck haha (😓)

i tried my luck again the other day with 2 10-pulls but alas, might have to wait til the 80th for a five star <//3 i think i need at least 22 more pulls but unfortunately, it’s me and my 7 primos against the world ;-;;; BUT !!! i’m so glad kinich managed to weasel his way into your heart because us kimchi enthusiasts are being fed by mx. river !!! at least i can cope with being kinichless by reading whatever you put out <333

anyhow,,, ‘Kinich would still pay his love to you even if you stopped paying yours.’ brb, getting this tattooed to my soul,,,, the entirety of a little death was just so??? soft???? it’s the epitome of soft. i am SOFT !!! loved every second of reading it. devoured and savored every word while reading it— as one does when mx riv posts something, truly

—ayatoless et al anon

I HAVE FAITH YOU CAN GET A KINICH BEFORE THIS BANNER ENDS. If you speed run the world quests and do all the exploring and events and achievements and just go psycho for the next 2 weeks YOU CAN MAKE IT OUT ON THE OTHER SIDE WHERE THE SUN SHINES I BELIEVE IN YOU. But if you don’t get him I will write you all the kinich fics in the world so you don’t miss out trust me.

AND THANK YOU FOR READING IT I’m so excited you liked it 🥹 he makes me soft I am so so soft for him he’s such a sweet little guy. He seems all stoic and deadpan but then you read his voicelines and he’s 😭 actually such a sweet little nice guy 😭 he’s so polite and gentlemanly I had to clutch my heart. But againnnn thank you so so much for reading and enjoying my silly little emotional porn fic LOL