#Fuckjng hell

[twelve-thousand-pizzas]

There is no greater post nut regret than the kind you get after nutting to the thought of the most concerning ass frightening ass creepypasta character and then just laying there and fully realizing what you’ve done. Yeah.

[titsoutfortntduo]

If I don’t stop getting dieting and fasting ads I’m actually going to go insane and kill

[ghostly-bastard-artchive]

We are Gods Unwanted Children

(Also should say the pose is from and referencing that painting of Virgil and Dante in hell. Cause that's also a good fucking book. Gotta respect the OG self insert fanfic)

[deathianartworks]

(screams)

[djevelbl]

GOD I wish I could make a good ClownPierce design??? but everything I try feels WRONG

[dnf-brainrot]

i need time away from that site i think. like. the stress from there is hurting me irl. i’m like loosing my appetite and getting some anxiety symptoms and like That shouldn’t be happening from TWEETS.

why do i even open twitter anymore?

[luminousstardust]

KRYN DYNASTY / DUNAMANCY / BEACON MENTION

ESSEK NATION RISE UP

[certifiedmarklover]

is it just me or does jake drive you completely insane like WDYM HE'S GROWING HIS HAIR OUT JAKE I AM NOT YOUR STRONGEST SOLDIER.

[whatthefuckisasweep]

after brainrotting over the toxic and unhinged dynamic that is jake and amir its hard to go back to more phoned in dynamics . ive never seen another relationship as codependent, radioactive, and yet so poetically balanced ?? i dont even want them to get better or married or to even be happy i want them to both descend into hell and be tortured next to each other for infinity and somehow that is the deepest form of love for them i can think of

like your partner is supposed to make you a better person but they both chose to choose the person who would enable their worst traits tenfold and then they decided to never let go and that to me is personally so interesting and insane i want to explode

[wardencommanderrodimiss]

My dnd group played Descent into Avernus, which starts off in Baldur’s Gate, so along with all of the fucked-up murder dungeons beneath manors and bathhouses and everything that the module included, my group further wrecked the city when one character

planted a magic bean in the yard of a duke we hated in the Upper City, which overnight grew into a massive stalk hundreds of feet tall.

in an entirely separate incident, caused that duke’s entire manor to become enveloped in a pyramid. I am still uncertain of the mechanics and reasoning behind this.

The beanstalk was cut down before we left the city but for all I know the pyramid is just going to be a fixture in the city forever.

And another character’s mother, who lived in the Upper City, made a devil contract that among other things caused her family’s manor to magically expand in size. I also do not know how this one shook out after the mother was killed and the contract broke.

Do not purchase real estate in Baldur’s Gate. You may wake up one day to find your manor has shrunk, because the previous owner made a deal with a devil for more square footage, and the devil finally remembered that the person on the other side of the deal is dead and they don’t need to keep using their devil magic on the house.

[doctorhomo]

my boss has the nerve to ask my why im not picking up overtime like?? girl i keep showing up for shifts that you literally assign to someone else the night before without notifying me and you expect me to actually want to come in??? it’s literally either my shift is cancelled with like 12 hours to go and NO notice or im randomly assigned a shift without being notified and then they’re like “where are you????” im fucking FED UP!!!!!!!!

[asexualincubus-blog]

EUGH I love him so much

[allthebestcowgirls]

when i think about the people who are still trying to push for voting for biden i get sooooo fucking angry it like makes my blood boil. fuck everyone who votes for any politician who isn't calling for a ceasefire. fuck anyone who votes for a politician supporting genocide. the system is soooo fucked any way u slice it but we still have a tiny bit of power to not allow these people in office again

[luminousstardust]

FOG-NESS MONSTER??????? STEPPING IN A BIG FOOT??????????????? the shattered teeth is going to be the islands of exandrian cryptids and i am SO here for it!!!!!

[anyonghalimaw]

inaccurate preondactylus i drew at 3am last night on my phone coz the heat is keeping me from using my computer

[jackass-jones]

Worst thing is people who say “ew” when you express even the slightest attraction, particularly gay attraction. Like sorry I am not some pure being!!!