#Fuck You Satan

[mutualcombat]

*bites ur scruff*

[full on twitter]

[000life-is-meaningless000]

Everything will power everything will type of design power is fucking stupid I can prove it to you.

Warning : Long as Fuck, RANT ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Super speed although Amazing, Rush,

Being able to go anywhere at once you're being multiple places at once because you're so fucking fast it's really fucking stupid, there's really no goddamn point being able to be everywhere at once cuz if everything is meaningless and everything is worthless being able to do all that work is also pointless

Super Strength - being able to pick anything up everything up and be able to care anything to help people out of stupid because in the long run time makes all things meaningless

All knowing, over 99% of information yet not probably a hundred but I could be wrong about that it's absolute fucking trivia

No knowledge actually had any real importance because he only knowledge you really need to know that all is Meaningless

The only knowledge you also want to know is how to end everything and delete everything everything is meaningless Everything is purposeless Everything is spirituality list and all your contributation

In the long run and the short run don't fucking matter

Life is not special your life is not special no life is special, I know how they say that we all give off ebbs and ripples and our existence but all abs and ripples come to an end and eventually the water is still you'll never know if anything ever happened there, even the greatest splash in existence will eventually become water and no proof of History will exist if anything ever happening.

The ocean in many ways resembles the power of time like I explained about the ebb and ripple part but also many things travel to the very bottom of the ocean and ocean is so deep I sometimes wonder the ocean could possibly be deeper than Space.

Although an rational thought I sometimes Wonder, . . .

People say they have elemental divine power to be great

I beg to differ, so you have the power of wind and lightning big warp you're going to zap something and you're going to blast something with wind

People say having the power of fire be great but eventually that's going to grow old very fucking quick and you're going to get extremely fucking bored burning shit when you are basically a walking talking lighter

People say having a bond of water is great well you're always going to be fucking wet so whatever you do you better not grab any electronic

On top of the fucking faculty having Divine elemental power the water you can find manipulate water control water make water dance without on the element water hunting deep spillage if I melt into fucking water but then somebody can drink you piss you out fucking kill you

he'll let you're on fire all the goddamn time then you basically fucking can't walk through a fourth I start a forest fire I remember where the fuck you go they just burning shit you may have a deep Spirit connection to Fire and have all the Divine magical bullshit about fire and all this deep fucking shit but deep down God Damn side it fucking matter !

Lastly is the power of Earth so what you it's basically super strange all over again with super armor your element Earth you have the energy Earth you feel the essence of Earth if you always got them things of element Earth so what do you make plans grow over a God damn well who gives a fuck about some fucking vegetative art

I know they all admit their own energy in their own stupid shit from the element Earth, who Give's a flying fuck !

You can probably cause earthquakes and shape the Earth however the fuck you got them want you can do other fuck you want with The Power of, The earth become Earth we bonded with Earth he's shot in the head with a tank Cannon but it won't matter you cuz you come back from me for your spirit can make a new body from the earth you can make yourself out of metal if you put up enough or if you can be a walk and talk in a little fucking Mountain

SO ! WHAT ! ! !

Before Element's, Can go fuck themselves then you have the two Divine powers of light and dark they both can go fuck themselves right from the goddamn Creator himself

😡

You want to be the ultimate fucking demon like fucking arrivas go ahead his existence is meaningless as well Erebus is also known as Amatsu-Mikaboshi The God of Chaos ! ! !

His Existence is fucking meanings and so is yours you want to be the God of Light

Give my main a pure positive energy and shine all fucking directions like a fucking fagot

Go to fucking head be the brightest thing around all the positive energies and spiritual lighting you realize that the light in the Darkness, both fucking suck and they both can go fuck themselves

Dark power get old eventually dark Powers will get boring Darkness will get on your fucking nerves so are the goddamn light

😡

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Power is a Burden

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it's not fun

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To make matters even worse becoming a deity is not a good thing, first off the Divine family is full of a bunch of egotistical assholes

God has the biggest ego and fucking existence, LITERALLY ! ! ! ! !

You will find a whole host of fucking a whole plethora of deities who are completely insane with ego

They Make the most egotistical narcissist look humble

On top of the Fact, Deities fucking aliens

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Lastly even though the deities are ethereal who can become incarnated you also have to know that the soul of a deity is not immortal unlike that of a mortal Soul which is immortal.

I know that's surprising cuz most people think that deities go on forever when really their souls actually have a clock on them eventually all deities succumb, to second death.

Also known as death of a Consciousness or Death of the Soul

There's something nobody knows

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That's something all deities never let anybody ever fucking know

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Every single fucking divine power in existence just causes more fucking problems nothing is special in life nothing is Great ! !

God is the Enemy & so is Satan & Lucifer & buffing that builds above and all demons all angels are the enemy all demons are the Enemy God is the enemy all deities are the Enemy !

The greatest thing you can ever do in your existence is die life is fucking meaningless being a spirit is the greatest fucking thing in existence it requires nothing for everything

All the greatest things are on the other side all spirituality comes from the other side everything is great on the other side the fact that this physical existence exists is a middle finger from God

We are trapped and imprisoned in these physical existences and that's why we are all necromanced into life

Necromancy means raising the dead or forcing the dead to live against their own free will that's necromancy

So all Spirits are necromance one way or another of one reason or another against their own free will to live life they don't want to live and their memories get severely impacted and amnesia is one of the curses or one of the damages upon them any Souls cuz it's kind of like when you wake up from it when you sleep after you Astro project cuz there's no such thing as a dream

You forget a lot of shit you experience when you were a ghost same thing when you get incarnate you forget a lot of things when you were a ghost before you were born you can remember a lot of stuff from your old life but you have great difficulty remembering anything from the spirit Realm

Or everything is not corporeal plane is this is which is also the spirit Realm !

But especially the great big black void that holds everything that the ethereal

When I say hold, I don't mean trap.

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When you are alive you have a whole host of responsibilities that you shouldn't have to fucking do

You have to take care of your body which is a monumental task in its own right you have to constantly rest your body and remove your spirit from your body which is called sleep you need to rest your spirit and you need to rest your body that's why you feel so energized when you wake up the spirit was recharged and so was the body got a moment to rest

Need to constantly eat and take care of yourself and you have to shit every now and then I'm pissed and drink and constantly fucking breathe

Being alive is nothing but fucking responsibilities being alive like being in prison is nothing but a whole slew of responsibility it's unlimited responsibility until that one day you no longer have any more fucking chores to do and responsibility and hoops that jump through and then everybody cries that you're free out of the prison called life everyone's crying that you're finally fucking dead everyone's crying sobbing that you get to be free and they have to still suffer in this fucking Meaningless, Miserable Fucking Existence ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

So !

God is the enemy, all deities are the enemy, all demons are the enemy, all angels are the enemy !

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And, Atheist are fucking Idiot's !

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[uselesslyhopefulphilosopher]

Alright I'm gonna vent, you can skip or stay for the drama of this all if you'd like.

Bullshit that has happened/gotten exponentially worse within the past 40 days. Ranked by how fucking awfully I handled it.

1. Breaking up with the person I was going to marry

2. Having to find a house I can afford in an expensive city (on a students salary and budget) I am not familiar with or from, in which I have maybe 4 friends before the end of the year at the absolute fucking latest.

3. The car I just bought and had to dip into college savings to purchase is making weird ass noises and I don't know jack shit about cars. It could be the anxiety, and I'm pretty sure it is. The car was cheap but in outstanding condition (according to my friends who know cars)

4. I don't know if I'll be able to afford college if I stay in this city. I'm mildly worried I'll never be able to achieve my life goals.

5. The genocides against Palestinians and others and the evil motherfuckers who are allowing this shit to happen when we know whats going on.

6. I feel so much more autistic now than in the past. I used to look at people and make jokes and flirt openly and just be. I feel like a fraction of the person I used to be I am scared. Why can't I be me.

7. Every person in my life wants me to make choices I am not comfortable making. I do not want to be at the disposal of my parents, I left at 19 for a reason, im scared ill have no choice. I dont want to stay with my ex for longer than this year. I don't want to quit my job or church. Every choice is one I don't like, I can't compromise with everyone.

8. I just don't know what to do. I feel like I'm playing an infinite game of 52 card pickup and Satan's the one throwing the cards. I want to rest. I have no care to give to anyone, even myself.

I'm coping fine enough, I am just so alone. I want to be supported but I do not and cannot trust anyone with my heart or being. I am safe and can take care of myself but man I want off this burning carousel, I want peace for all and for me.

[journey-to-the-attic]

"karasu search how 2 cheer human up"

"karasu search difference between sad human and zoning out human"

"karasu search how long is it safe for humans to zone out for?"

(+ a longer look at each scene:)

[heart-of-the-morningstar]

Viv says Satan is just full of shit 🤣🤣🤣

THEY DID IT, THEY FUCKING DID IT, THEY REFERENCED MY BOY!!!!!

Satan even called him “The Golden Angel” JUST END ME!!! 😭😭😭

[j0celynh0rr0r]

[astrobolical]

Okay.

As much as I love feral Satan, who lets his instincts run wild and growls, bites and everything else… his soft side is so fuckin’ cute.

The Satan that stares at you in confusion as you tend to a small cut on his hand he’d received on one of his rampages, unbothered by the mess around the two of you and concerned solely with him. How he doesn’t quite know why his chest feels so warm and tight as he looks at your gentle, concerned expression.

Satan, who doesn’t understand why he feels so weightless with you, why his heart flutters and why he wants to hold you so gently, as if cradling something precious.

Satan, whose anger fades just from your presence alone, overtaken with feelings he’s never experienced, that baffle him entirely but he can’t get enough.

Satan, who desperately throws himself into research just to understand you a little more, to put a name on how he feels about you— who’s just as afraid of his own feelings as he is elated by them.

Satan, who worries you’ll be frightened of him if his temper rises, but you never are, even when he tells you that you should be.

Satan, who lays beside you, watching your sleeping face and utterly baffled that you trust him so completely to allow him to see you in such a vulnerable state… who knows deep down he’ll protect you forever.

Satan, who fumbles each time he tries to explain any of this to you, whose face becomes adorably reddened with each failed attempt.

Satan, who realizes that you’ve accepted him entirely, his every fault, his everything, before he had even come close to accepting himself. Who loves you more than he could ever put to words, or that he could ever really comprehend.

Just him. You know? Ahh, just helping him come to terms with everything he doesn’t know, to grow and understand. Helping him, in the end, to love.

[lyrichi]

mc, randomly at dinner: how do y'all feel about demon slayer

luci: demon what?

mc, taking a bite of rice: slayer

asmo: slay

levi: I wanna be a demon slayer :(

satan: levi, you are a demon

levi: owee :((

[littlefankingdom]

"Dick would kill him because he is not Batman."

You have no respect for Dick Grayson's character. Or you don't understand him.

We are talking about the man that let Blockbuster, a vilain who had killed all Dick's neighbors, get killed in front of him and lost it. Dick didn't move and let this man he hated be killed, and it broke him. He went catatonic and was raped. He blamed himself like he was the one who killed that man, and he hated himself. He went on with this burden, until he nearly died by Deathstroke's hand. Saved by Bruce, he spilled to his father what had happened and asked him to forgive him. And Bruce told him that it wasn't his place, only Dick himself could forgive himself. (Aka Bruce doesn't judge him and Dick needs to forgive himself and starts healing) It fucking destroyed him to just LET a bad guy be killed.

Yes, he murdered the Joker, but it was in an act of rage. Just like when he stepped aside and let Blockbuster got shot, he let his emotions in command. But it would have break him if the Joker hasn't been brought back. He would have never forgive himself.

Bruce refuses to kill because he knows he would like it. He is conscious of his own capacity for evil. Dick refuses to kill because it would end him.

No, Dick would not kill.

[l3viat8an]

Nsfw ❤︎ Thinkin’ about sleepy sex with Satan ^_^

I’m talkin’ passionate and quiet sex, Satan reduced to just a tired, needy demon. Seeking comfort in his favorite human after a long day <3

You always make him feel safe, relaxed. Even his mind seems calmer when he’s with you, you feel like home to him.

Even better when he’s got you in his bed, spooning you from behind with his cock nestled inside your warm, welcoming pussy.

Slowly rocking his hips into yours, just the soft sound of skin on skin and the occasional soft moan of each other’s names. Satan’s lips kissing up and down your neck, whispering soft praise right by your ear. Nothing is rushed, just slow, soft movements while he hits your sweet spot each time he ruts into you.

Satan pulling you closer to his chest so he can moan right in your ear while thrusting just a little faster, one of his hands moving down to flick and rub your clit, begging with an almost broken whine of you name to cum with him, please, please, please!!!- in time with his thrusts. Ending in low moan while he tells you how good you did cumming with him. Promising he’ll help you clean up….soon….just….for a few more minutes stay like this, stay with him ♥︎

[thissuckshoe]

I can’t wait for that moment to come

[astaroth1357]

"MC, Who's Best in Bed??":

*on an average HoL morning, the MC is trying to enjoy a cup of tea in the dining room but there's been nothing but shouting in the House for about an hour now... They’re nearly at their wits end when the seven culprits come marching in the room themselves, glaring at esch other. Before MC can even speak, Asmo takes initiative and slams his hands down onto the table, making their teacup clatter*

Asmo: MC, you have to be the one settle this! Which one of us is best in bed???

*the MC... almost does a spit take*

MC: Excuse me???

Mammon: You heard'em! You outta know by now, so who is it??

*the MC looks at their demons like they've gone mental, but seven pairs of eyes stare back at them expectantly, hell, even determinedly. Seeing that they likely can't weasel out of this, the MC gives in with a sigh*

MC: .... Do you really want to know?

Asmo: Of course!!

Satan: We promise we'll be alright with whoever you choose...

Mammon: But it's gonna be me, right??

Satan: Shut up, Mammon!! 😡

MC: Well... if I have to pick...

MC: It's gotta be Lucifer.

Lucifer: *smiles REAL wide for a guy who's been pretending that this conversation is juvenile and beneath him...*

Lucifer: Well. I think that settles that.

*he walks over and arrogantly kisses the back of MC's hand while his brothers all groan somewhere between irritation and disappointment...*

Mammon: Look what ya did, MC, he's never gonna get over himself now!!

Lucifer: Mammoooon?

Mammon: ��� Shit!

MC: It is Mammon, actually.

Mammon: Eeh-?? Er, s-SEE I TOLD YA!!

*he tries to act proud, and he is, but it's pretty obvious to everyone that he got caught off guard and is flustered as hell*

Mammon: W-who else could it be but the Great Mammon? Right??? This is why I'm their first!!

*Mammon continues to loudly bluster and gloat as MC gets up from the table, taking their teacup with them*

MC: It sure is~

*they peck him on the cheek, which bluescreens his brain while his brothers scoff in disgust*

Belphie: Geez, at least get a room first guys... 🙄

MC: You won’t believe me, but it's Levi.

*the brother stop, collectively look at each other, and then shake their heads*

All (INCLUDING Levi): We don't believe you.

MC: *shrugs nonchalantly and takes another sip of tea* What'd I tell ya?

Asmo: MC, you can't be serious...

MC: *looks him dead in the eye* Two. Dicks. Need I say more? Because I can! He can also-mph!!

*a confused MC gets a hand clamped over their mouth by a mortified Levi, who's still puttering around to figure out how he should feel*

Levi: M-MC! Please...!! 😣

Satan: So there ARE some things that better left unknown... Fantastic... 😰🤢

MC: It’s actually you, Satan!

Satan: *blinks* Eh? Oh really...?

*already turning his head towards Lucifer with a BIG shit-eating grin*

Satan: What do you know? Looks like we've heard it, haven't we?

Lucifer: *angerily covering up his frustration behind a stone cold poker face* So we have... Not that it matters.

Satan: Hm. Your face says otherwise. 😏

Lucifer: Don't push your luck....

MC: Asmo. It's Asmo, it's obviously Asmo!!

Asmo: THANK YOU!!

Asmo: Honestly, it's like no one understands my job description here!!

Asmo: I can, will, and do fuck better than all of you! You just have to accept that. 😌

Mammon: Ugh! Give it a rest already... 😮‍💨

MC: You know what? It's Beel.

*the brothers stop and collectively look at their absolute UNIT of a sibling.... then breathe a combined sigh of defeat*

Beel: *flustered pink from embarrassment, but still very happy to hear it* Thank you, MC. 😊

MC: You're welcome, Beel! 🙂

MC: Weirdly enough, it's Belphie...

Belphie: What do you mean, "weirdly?"

MC: I mean, if we were just going based off resumes here, I wouldn't exactly put yours on top.

MC: But you're living proof "work smarter, not harder" are words to live by. Your technique is flawless!

Belphie: .... I'm not sure how to feel about this anymore....

Bonus:

MC: *gives a blank, thousand yard stare into the middle distance*

Mammon: Uhhhm.... MC? Still there?

MC: I just realized something... I'm really am going to Hell...

Levi: Huh? But you're already here...?

MC: *gets up from the chair and starts to jog away urgently* I think I need a priest...

Belphie: What? Why?? Is being here a problem to you??? 🤬

MC: *calls out as they skid past the doorway* It is because I'm fucking an angel!!! 😫

[dragonanon]

I feel like Satan, if his and his S/O were to get married, would not so subtly hold that over Lucifer's head

Like yeah sure, Lucifer rules hell, but at least Satan's marriage isn't on the rocks. Lucifer can rule hell all he wants, Satan can at least hold his own marriage together

Lucifer: “I am the king of Hell! Not you! YOU obey ME!”

Satan: “Lol at least MY wife didn’t divorce me and go MIA.”

Lucifer:

[polaroid-petals]

People pitting Sunny and Basil against each other in a game of who's an evil demon and who's an innocent angel as if they aren't holding hands and shivering together like a bunch of startled bunnies and as if they wouldn't stand up for the other's innocence and self-deprecate to save their best friend's image

[bakersgrief]

"Some of these things are yucky to me so I'm gonna pretend they never happened!"

You guys are playing a porn game about demons. There's gonna be gore and noncon and smoking other uncomfortable and creepy elements.

Start acting like adults if you wanna be in adult spaces and play games made for adults.

"I can't believe Lucifer was smoking I hate that!"

"Satan's card was so bad I can't believe we raped him :/"

Guys. Guys these are themes that have been present from the beginning. There was already a Gabriel noncon card. Beel smokes. Why are these things only problems now?

At this point I'm quite convinced there's a bunch of teenagers playing that are not supposed to be. You guys can't be mad when the adult content gets icky. You chose to view it.

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

Angel: Husk let me fell asleep with my head in his lap and kissed my cheek when I woke up. He's so cute. I wish he liked me.

Cherri: *looks into the camera like she's on The Office*