#Fuck You Baltimore

[polaris-modding]

i learned how to make these and i didn't know what to put sooooooo

memes

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

HELP i bought the Fuck You Baltimore print and forgot i’d sandwiched it between some things to flatten it out before putting it up, and my apartment flooded over the holidays due to cold weather so it got moldy despite airing things out. My renter’s insurance lets me submit photos of damaged things for reimbursement, but like… How do I explain this to the claims adjuster 🥲

(it actually looks super cool like this, that mold just looks… dangerous)

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SAGFSHGFKSGFKSDHK OH MY GOD

thats so fucking funny but it gives it SUCH an energy

i haven't promo'd my store in weeks but these are still totally available for like twenty bucks (gold's hand-done)

[ix-c-999]

"fuck you, baltimore!" blinkies (from "big bill hells", autoplay warning)

[This post has no DNI other than not to involve it in discourse, mockery, or other harassment]

[skaianettechsupport]

midnight crew flavored video

[kawaoneechan]

[e404c]

two old ass things,,, I don't have much of an opinion on them but they're still worth posting, I'm just putting them in one post since idk if they're worth two separate posts but enjoy! I have something new ish to post once I'm done with all this (I'm making my art post schedule once every two days to make it easier on me to draw new stuff if I want to)

[spockvarietyhour]

Communication stones glitches, "Earth"

[konnichibotart]

A drawtober of cyber world's favorite unhinged salesman, Spamton!

[official-kobold-blog]

oh boy i sure do hope nothing bad happens to my tumbler blog. also people of tumbler i need you to keep an eye on my rolls of pizza while i work on this sword. please notify me when they have finished

[breakfastbaron]

GREAT NEWS, BALTIMORE!

COMMISSIONS ARE BACK!

BRING YOUR TRADE, BRING YOUR TITLE, BRING YOUR WIFE! WE'LL DRAW HER! Up to date prices, details and availability can be found here. I've been out of the comm game for a while, and I'm still getting things set up, so I'm starting with limited slots.

vgen.co/BreakfastBaron

[sillystringss]

bug bo ocs. No way

named Rolypo and Dr. Flyman respectively

Rolypo is friends with the main cast but is not a part of it as they prefer to do their own thing most of the time. A rather quiet fellow, but can be kind.

Flyman is evil and dies horribly in a terrible accident

[rraaaarrl]

from the meme relics, because @mortifiedandawesome

tbh it is so real me, having grown up in Baltimore ✌️

[ix-c-999]

"Fuck you, Baltimore!" blinkies

from this video.

[toaster-boi]

never gonna forget this video

[kawaoneechan]

Fuck yeah commissions!

Pay what you feel it's worth!

We've got portraits, full bodies, custom emoji, fully shaded, just sketches, for whatever you feel it's worth and you can afford.

I do nudes, I do sex. I might request a certain minimum for psychic damage. Furry is preferred, but I'm willing to do human-like. Absolutely no gore, scat, or cub though, for no price. Other than that, most anything goes so

Inquire within!

The pieces shown here went for $50 each, but who knows? Proceeds go to supporting my gf.

[i-am-larvesta]

Jacky : FUCK YOU STARR PARK

Carl : If you're dumb enough to buy a new car this weekend...

Jacky : you're a big enough schmuck to come to Big Carl Hell's cars!

Carl : bad deals

Jacky : cars that break down

Carl : Thieves

Carl :If you think you're gonna find a bargain at Big Carl, you can kiss my ass!

Jacky: It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker, you'll fall for this bullshit!

Carl : Guaranteed!

Carl: If you find a better deal...

Jacky: shove it up your ugly ass!

Carl: You heard us right!

Both: shove it up you’re ugly ass!

Jacky : Bring your trade, bring your title,

Carl : bring your wife! We'll fuck her!

Jacky: That's right, we'll fuck your wife!

Carl : Because at Big Carl Hell's, you're fucked six ways from Sunday!

Carl :Take a hike to Big Carl Hell's, home of challenge pissing!

Jacky : That's right, challenge pissing!

Carl: How does it work?

Jacky : If you can piss six feet in the air straight up and not get wet, you get no down payment!

Carl: Don't wait, don't delay.

Jacky: DON'T FUCK WITH US, or we'll rip your nuts off!

Carl: Only at Big Carl Hell's, the only dealer that tells you to fuck off!

Jacky: Hurry up, asshole! This event ends the minute after you write us a check.

Carl: and it better not bounce or you're a dead motherfucker!

Jacky: Go to hell!

Carl : Big carl Hell's Cars: starr park's filthiest and exclusive home of the meanest sons of bitches in the supercell games.

Jacky : Guaranteed!