#Fuck You Baltimore

[no-ones-sunshine]

@yoshiko-and-the-hikikomori (getting detention speedrun)

[housecantori]

FUCK YOU KIRKWALL!

IF YOU'RE DUMB ENOUGH TO HIDE FROM THE TEMPLARS, YOU'RE A BIG ENOUGH SHMUTZ TO JOIN BARTRAND'S EXPEDITION

CAVE INS, KIDS THAT GET LOST, THIEVES

IF YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA FIND YOUR FORTUNE IN THE ANCIENT THAIG, YOU CAN KISS MY ASS!

IT'S OUR BELIEF THAT YOU'RE JUST A STUPID DOG LORD YOU'LL FALL FOR THIS BULLSHIT

GUARANTEED!

IF YOU FIND A DEMON'S LOOT, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS

YOU HEARD US RIGHT, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS

BRING YOUR SWORD, BRING YOUR STAFF, BRING YOUR SIBLING, WE'LL KILL THEM

THAT'S RIGHT, WE'LL KILL THE KID

BECAUSE AT BARTRAND'S EXPEDITION YOU'RE FUCKED SIX WAYS FROM SATINALIA

TAKE A HIKE INTO THE DEEP ROADS

HOME OF RED LYRIUM

THATS RIGHT, RED LYRIUM

HOW DOES IT WORK?

IF YOU CAN TAKE THE MOST DANGEROUS THING POSSIBLE AND MAKE IT WORSE, YOU'LL BETRAY YOUR OWN FAMILY FOR IT!

DON'T WAIT, DONT DELAY, DON'T FUCK WITH US OR WE'LL LEAVE YOU FOR DEAD

ONLY AT BARTRAND'S EXPEDITION, THE ONLY CREW THAT TELLS YOU TO FUCK OFF

HURRY UP ASSHOLE!

THIS EVENT ENDS THE MINUTE YOU PAY US 50 SOVEREIGNS, AND IT BETTER NOT COME FROM GAVORN OR YOU'RE A DEAD MOTHER FUCKER

GET THE BLIGHT!

BARTRAND'S EXPEDITION, KIRKALL'S FILITHEST AND EXCLUSIVE HOME OF THE MEANEST SONS-OF-BITCHES IN THE FREE MARCHES

GUARANTEED!!

[ix-c-999]

"fuck you, baltimore!" blinkies (from "big bill hells", autoplay warning)

[This post has no DNI other than not to involve it in discourse, mockery, or other harassment]

[kawaoneechan]

[spockvarietyhour]

Communication stones glitches, "Earth"

[breakfastbaron]

GREAT NEWS, BALTIMORE!

COMMISSIONS ARE BACK!

BRING YOUR TRADE, BRING YOUR TITLE, BRING YOUR WIFE! WE'LL DRAW HER! Up to date prices, details and availability can be found here. I've been out of the comm game for a while, and I'm still getting things set up, so I'm starting with limited slots.

vgen.co/BreakfastBaron

[e404c]

two old ass things,,, I don't have much of an opinion on them but they're still worth posting, I'm just putting them in one post since idk if they're worth two separate posts but enjoy! I have something new ish to post once I'm done with all this (I'm making my art post schedule once every two days to make it easier on me to draw new stuff if I want to)

[konnichibotart]

A drawtober of cyber world's favorite unhinged salesman, Spamton!

[official-kobold-blog]

oh boy i sure do hope nothing bad happens to my tumbler blog. also people of tumbler i need you to keep an eye on my rolls of pizza while i work on this sword. please notify me when they have finished

[icarus-suraki]

I see your "Fuck You, Baltimore!" and raise you "Ralph Williams Bay Shore Chrysler-Plymouth."

[garylimabeans]

Dude the new Geometry battle pass looks sick, I think square reloaded is a bit of a cheap cash grab but Snarg easily makes up for it. No idea how emotes will work for Snarg, but still excited!

[sillystringss]

bug bo ocs. No way

named Rolypo and Dr. Flyman respectively

Rolypo is friends with the main cast but is not a part of it as they prefer to do their own thing most of the time. A rather quiet fellow, but can be kind.

Flyman is evil and dies horribly in a terrible accident

[rraaaarrl]

from the meme relics, because @mortifiedandawesome

tbh it is so real me, having grown up in Baltimore ✌️

[ix-c-999]

"Fuck you, Baltimore!" blinkies

from this video.

[kawaoneechan]

Fuck yeah commissions!

Pay what you feel it's worth!

We've got portraits, full bodies, custom emoji, fully shaded, just sketches, for whatever you feel it's worth and you can afford.

I do nudes, I do sex. I might request a certain minimum for psychic damage. Furry is preferred, but I'm willing to do human-like. Absolutely no gore, scat, or cub though, for no price. Other than that, most anything goes so

Inquire within!

The pieces shown here went for $50 each, but who knows? Proceeds go to supporting my gf.

[toaster-boi]

never gonna forget this video