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A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen. He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head without even looking and fired a shot into the ceiling.

“Which one of you sidewinders stole my horse?!”, he yelled with surprising forcefulness.

No one answered.

“Alright, I’m gonna have another beer, and if my horse ain’t back outside by the time I finish, I’m gonna do what I dun in Texas! And I don’t like to have to do what I dun in Texas!”

Some of the locals shifted restlessly. The man, true to his word, had another beer, walked outside, and his horse has been returned to the post.

He saddled up and started to ride out of town. The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, “Say partner, before you go… what happened in Texas?”

The cowboy turned back and said, “I had to walk home.”

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New blinkie blog!

While this will continue to be the main blog on which we post our blinkies, we now have a blog called @blinkie-rat in which we handle requests, as well as make collections by request!

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88x31 kawaii button templates/bases

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RANDOM BUTTONS FOUND ON THE REMNANTS OF THE EARLY WEB DURING A SURFING SESH FROM EARLIER TODAY.... ENJOY?

(ko-fi)

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INVOKING THE SENSE OF CULTISH BEHAVIOR WITH BUTTONS....

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monks debating whether vows of silence should still allow you to leave emoji reacts on the monastery groupchat

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mmm so there’s this really cool drawing of mcr wearing the sgt. peppers uniforms by @/mcraymance on instagram so I just thought fuck it, come full circle, so here’s the beatles joining the black parade

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it's amazing how many people's righteous worldviews fall apart the second you apply "what about homeless people"

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Mallow (she/they)

A handmade little thylacine bought from eBay seller angelsjunkshop in May 2025. She's made from mochi type fabric so is lovely to squish. I really like her hand-embroidered pawpads and eyes, they must have taken so much work!

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oh boy i sure am tired. time to rest and recoup under the cool shade of fungi

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turianweirdo / veldianweirdo

(tuhr-ee-an-weird-oh) / (vell-dee-an-weirdo-oh)

a gender in the genderweirdo system related to being turian/veldian & being a weirdo, a turian/veldian weirdo!

[Flag ID: A flag with 7 stripes. The stripes in order from top to bottom are muted pink, light muted pink, pale yellow, teal, purple, dark purple, and very dark violet. In the top left and bottom right corner there is a teal star. End ID.]

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shes having a big adventure on my pee wee cause im #HERMAN

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Every time someone blames the rise of far right ideologies on "lack of empathy" I get one step closer to blowing up the internet forever.