#Frog-man posting

[frog-man-moments]

why did i just receive and ask that has nothing?

@sailorsplatoon can you see anything?

[frog-man-moments]

MEEEEEE

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

[frog-man-alt]

TUMBLR I HAVE A BOW AND ARROW NOW

[wtfforged]

his exercises are ridiculous

[endlessnightskyshoutsback]

hey you! come over here.

puts a frog on ur head. puts a frog on ur head. puts a frog on ur head. puts a frog on ur head. puts a frog on yo

[oneriderratbug101]

You guys mean to tell me you don't like the engaging storm gameplay of tempest tempest tempest tempest tempest tempest tempest tempest tempest tempest tempest tempest tempest tempest fizzle tempest tempest tempest tempest tempest tempest tempest tempest lose potion teleport tenpest tempest tempest tempest tempest tempest tempest tempest tempest tempest blade tempest tempest tempest tempest tempest tempest tempest tempest tempest tempest tempest tempest lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose shield tempest tempest tempest tempest tempest tempest tempest tempest tempest tempest tempest tempest tempest tempest tempest tempest tempest tempest tempest tempest tempest tempest tempest heal tempest tempest tempest tempest tempest tempest tempest tempest tempest tempest tempest tempest

Edit: If you want what I actually think about this here's a link to a post detailing my thoughts on Wizard101's gameplay loop. Also,I DO NOT DISLIKE WIZARD101 AND I DO NOT DISLIKE STORM. I LOVE STORM. STORM HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE CLASS. THE POINT OF THIS POST WASN'T MEANT TO DUNK ON STORM IT'S JUST THE EASIEST WAY TO MAKE A JOKE ABOUT THE AOE META'S GAMEPLAY LOOP AAAAAA

[frog-man-alt]

You love angst don't you?(like I'm one to talk, look at my main)

I think its hilarious that three of those ask responses can be put together for the ultimate divorce photo RIGHT AFTER I MADE THE OTHER PIC

[ohno-goddammit-haych]

you’ve heard the phrase don’t cry over spilled milk, well get ready for don’t cry over dropped paper plates

[mildmayfoxe]

"Wheeler & Wilson's High-Arm New Number Nine is the only perfect sewing machine for family use." sewing machine advertising card, circa 1870-1900. from digital commonwealth

[agalychnisspranneusroseus]

Sasha using the title "Lord" in RiAAU after taking over Toad Tower and presumably killing Grime and stealing Barrel's Warhammer from him, and other political and military leaders assuming she's a man because, well, Sasha is a gender neutral name, so they hear Lord Sasha and assume they're talking about an adult male toad warrior. The second most powerful person in the known world and only real threat to the Leviathan reign!

Cue princess Marcy fleeing Newtopia and her father seeking refuge with his worst enemy hoping to offer information and political levarage in exchange for protection, perhaps even offering herself in marriage to transfer eventual inheritances and whatnot, and she finds out that Lord Sasha is not, indeed, a dark and domineering toad warlord, but a beautiful, terrifying girl her age that looks like her and oh god her poor little lesbian heart can barely take it.

[frog-man-moments]

agent 4 is the definition of rizum with the tism

[raining-anonymously]

i rewatched the muppets and muppets most wanted on a whim

[frog-man-alt]

just wanted to let my mutals know my vacation is going great, I've been having do much fun!

[phoenixkaptain]

I love Stardew Valley and I love the community and I love how we all bond over pixelated chickens like we’re seventy-year-old women bonding over grandchildren- - -

But I get so annoyed with the character hate, like!!! All the characters are great!! All the romance-able characters are great!! I keep getting recommended videos about the bad parts of characters and I just want to scream!!

Penny: lovely. Charming. Kids are a big part of dating her because she teaches kids, of course she’s going to react a bit badly if you hate children. She is trying to teach kids so that they don’t have to have the same life she and her mother do, why do you hate this woman who is just anxious?

Shane: lovely. Charming. Perfect. “He still drinks after we get married, which ruins the whole story” NO. No. Shane is an alcoholic, and a severe one. If he quit cold-turkey, he would fucking die. “Harvey pumped his stomach” HE WOULD DIE. And I don’t care that my husband is messy, he has his own room and I don’t have to go over there!!

Maru: lovely. Charming. She hates working. She loves working on machines. She thinks about machines to build for you to make life easier. She’s adorable. She has a complicated relationship with her brother and I want to help them fix it goddangit because I love fictional siblings.

Elliott: lovely. Charming. An artist. He only leaves his home for like four hours a day. I can really relate to the desire to shave off all of one’s own hair. I feel that in my bones. Also, is friends with Willy and I fucking love Willy so A++

Leah: “she’s a lesbian” She’s fucking bi stop erasing bi rep in Bi Rep the Video Game

Sam: he’s a musician and a skater. This is what the perfect man looks like.

Emily: just the most charming. She has a complicated relationship with her sister because she takes care of her. She works at a saloon, how can someone not love a literal saloon worker? She’s crazy, she’s wild, she’s a flower child, I’m in love with her

Harvey: glasses. Doctor man. Occasionally puts on headphones to not so subtly hint that he doesn’t want to talk to you. This is what the perfect man looks lik-

Abigail: I don’t see a lot of people complain about Abigal, but I’ve seen a few and it just feels like- you guys love Sebastian so much but don’t like Abigail? What type of double standard is this?

Alex: everyone always says not to date him if your playing a female farmer, but honestly, his dialogue only cuts out parts if you play male. Like, he still says he felt different about you from day one even if you’re playing as a girl. The character affected the most by your gender choice in regards to dating Alex is George, and if you’ve already befriended George, he’ll apologize for being mean about your sexuality when he never even said anything mean about your sexuality, which is kind of funny

I never see people complain about Haley or Sebastian, which is fair, because Haley has a cute character arc and Sebastian loves frogs (this is what the perfect man lo-) My only problem is that people praise these two but rag on everyone else when I feel like all the characters are balanced pretty evenly in terms of good-bad traits.

Which trait is which is dependent on the person playing the game anyway, so when someone like me plays, I can’t help but find the characters perfect because I’m very forgiving when it comes to fictional characters’ undesirable traits. I mean, my favourite trait of all is stupidity, pure and unbridled, I’m talking facepalm-inducing, groan-worthy, the type of character people complain about the most; the type of stupid that makes people stop enjoying things. How can I dislike these characters who are cute and a bit awkward and so ready to bed the first hot farmer they come across even when that farmer sifts through their trash and passes out three steps away from their own house and drinks mayonnaise and would eat hay given half the chance. Like come on. They’re all moron-sexual. I can relate to that.

In conclusion: your favourite bachelor and/or bachelorette is as wonderful as you think they are and screw the people who try to tell you otherwise. The characters are great because they appeal to different people. Enjoy the game and enjoy the dating and I swear to God if I see another person say that certain farm layouts are bad because they don’t make enough money- the game doesn’t have a time limit! You can make as much money as you want! You could sell one sap everyday and nothing else and you would still be able to make it to however much money you desire to have. There’s not really a fast way to make ten billion gold, that doesn’t mean that the farm layouts you don’t like are bad and yes I’m ranting just because I love the slopes of the mining farm its layout is chamrjng and picturesque and provides a unique challenge to decorating and placing buildings and it’s actually the BEST farm layout because I just decided so and-!

Stardew Valley is a great game, 10/10 would recommend, and the new update is already great because I found carrot seeds and I like carrots :)

[banyanas]

hey wait listen to me. Consider Grime not knowing Sasha was an Actual Child until after she'd already earned her steel (and done so noticeably younger than your average toadlet did) and thus by toadish traditions was considered ready for adult combat and responsibilities

[endlessnightskyshoutsback]

i just woke up. from a dream where i was sitting on a bed surrounded by various kinds of frogs and toads. TAKE ME BACK