#Freya Claus

[apixellife]

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[mirrorball-leclerc]

a nonsense christmas

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maejones 'i caught that holiday glee, my true love gave it to me.' i present to you a nonsense christmas.

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danielricciardo i thought you couldn't get anymore unhinged after nonsense, i was so wrong.

daphnejones mae, what the hell is this song.

↳ maejones it's a christmas song daph! do you not like it?

isabellaperez brb gonna go play it for christian and my uncle!

↳ maxverstappen1 ISABELLA DON'T YOU DARE!

↳ isabellaperez OH IT LOOKS LIKE JOS IS IN THE GARAGE!

↳ maxverstappen1 ISABELLA!

↳ user89 oh to be apart of this friend group

penelopetrevino sometimes i wonder how people think i'm the horny one when mae writes shit like this.

↳ dulceperez you wrote mayores. daphne wrote dress. mae wrote nonsense. i think all three of you are equally horny

user41 well i made the mistake of playing this infront of my parents i will never recover.

↳ user09 NO! OH I PRAY FOR YOU

esteban ocon i'm supposed to be able to look max in the eyes now?

lewishamilton i renounce our friendship. good luck to fernando and seb, but i'm done. find someone to replace me. maybe kimi or valtteri. hell kevin or hulkenberg might like these guys.

↳ georgerussell63 good luck being able to get away from us

user32 i fear jos is questioning who his son is dating and who his friends are

↳ landonorris oh, he did that way before this song or nonsense came out

isabellaperez JOS VERSTAPPEN IS NOT A FAN OF A NONSENSE CHRISTMAS! I REPEAT HE IS NOT A FAN! MAX TELL HIM TO PUT THE FUCKING FORK DOWN!

↳ user13 there's no way she actually did it

↳ maxverstappen1 I WARNED YOU NOT TO DO THAT! HE WASN'T GOING TO LIKE IT!

↳ user13 i stand corrected

↳ danielricciardo THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT I'VE EVER FUCKING SEEN! NETFLIX BETTER BE RECORDING THIS BECAUSE IT'S COMEDY GOLD!

↳ alex_albon SHE JUST RAN PAST THE WILLIAMS GARAGE!! I THINK I'M ABOUT TO PEE FROM ALL THIS LAUGHING!!

↳ nataliaruiz PEOPLE! IT'S NOT JOS CHASING HER WITH A FORK! IT'S MAX WITH A WATER GUN! JOS LEFT THE GARAGE AFTER ISABELLA PULLED HER LITTLE TRICK!! HE HAD A FORK BECAUSE HE WAS HAVING LUNCH WITH MAE!!

↳ maejones YOU COULDN'T HAVE WAITED UNTIL HE WAS ALONE? I CAN NEVER FACE HIM AGAIN! OH MY GOD, DIGGING MY GRAVE AS WE SPEAK!!

↳ dulceperez she looks like a wet and angry kitten

isabella perez MAX EMILIAN VERSTAPPEN I WILL BE GETTING MY REVENGE!

max verstappen I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY!!

isabella perez DULCE MARIA PEREZ! YOU'RE FUCKING NEXT!

esteban ocon she's in the alpine garage and she does look like a wet cat

oscar piastri i think it's kinda cute

logan sargeant AY-YO? ARE WE JUST GONNA SLIDE PAST THAT?

alex albon i think the songs kinda catchy.

daniel jones-ricciardo i did not need to know max had big snowballs.

mae jones you've literally seen him naked before pierre gasly UM WHAT? daniel jones-ricciardo IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! HOW I SUPPOSED TO KNOW HE WAS NAKED? max verstappen THERE'S THIS NEW THING. IT'S CALLED KNOCKING daniel ricciardo DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE QUOTE ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS AT ME MAX!

fernando alonso i worry for all of you. also what does 'you got a new toy for me' mean? aren't all of you too old to be playing with toys?

esteban ocon i know you're not that fucking naive fernando. stop fucking with them. fernando alonso but it's so much fun

lewis hamilton OH MY GOD! SOME THINGS ARE BETTER KEPT A SECRET MAE!

mae jones so my sister can write dress and scratches down daniel's back but i can't write about max's dick?

carlos sainz i am permanently scarred. some things i can't ever unhear.

george russell i am in shock

esteban ocon i need 3 to 5 business WEEKS to recover from this.

sebastian vettel i'm speechless and not in a good way

mick schumacher ignoring who the song is about and that i know the singer, it's good.

freya vettel a certified christmas bop

natalia ruiz I NEED THAT CHARLES DICKENS. YOU'LL BE SANTA CLAUS AND I'LL BE MRS. I'LL TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE, I'LL BE YOUR VIXEN. I DON'T EVEN KNOW I'M TALKING CHRISTMAS!!

daphne jones-ricciardo i know someday you two idiots will have children and i pray they never find this song. just like i pray they never find mine.

rowan todd digital footprint is real guys, just look at timothee chalamet, the superior french guy.

esteban ocon uh oh, i think they're fighting again. dulce perez alright, what'd you do this time gasly? pierre gasly why is it always my fault? dulce perez it's always your fault bitch, so what'd you do? pierre gasly i didn't do shit, this time, she's just mad because i ate the last croissant. natalia ruiz uh oh, i know those symptoms. charles leclerc the world is not ready for little pierres rowan todd i'm not pregnant (i think) pierre gasly what the fuck??? isabella perez ARE WE GETTING ANOTHER BABY?? SO CLOSE TO BABY LECLERC?? AWWW!! YES!!

max verstappen god i hope not. one mini charles we can handle but a mini pierre no please no.

taglist: @burningcupcakefire @arkhammaid @sunflower-golden-vol6 @applopie

¡leclerc-s speaks! shout out to @bb-swift who replied to nonsense and reminded me that a nonsense christmas existed. let's not talk about today's gp and use humor to cope. as a charles girlie i am struggling today as i have the entire season. i've also created a google form for people to fill out if you wish to be added to the taglist to any of my series.

¡disclaimer! this is in no way making assumptions about the people involved in this story, this is all fake. it is a fanfiction please don't take any of what is said seriously. this is all for entertainment purposes and as a creative outlet for me. enjoy!

[starshower1215]

Blitzstone Headcannons: Holiday Version

Their first Christmas together was insanely awkward. Hearthstone had never experienced a holiday celebration and Blitz celebrated with Bilí, but this was his first time without his father. Hearth is very confused, and Blitz is very sad.

Both Blitz and Hearth grew to be very festive people. They donate to charities if they can, Blitz dresses up as Santa Claus, Hearth poses as a real life elf, and they give discounts at Blitzen's Best.

Hearth is great at avoiding mistletoe. Blitz... less so. He ends up kissing several people on the cheek by the end of the night, much to Hearth's amusement.

Hearth is obsessed with candy canes and peppermints, and their tree is always hung with them. The tree, along with the staircase railings, the checkout counter at Blitzen's Best, the doorway of their apartment, the knobs.

They stash each other's stockings.

Magnus, as an atheist, did not particularly value Christmas, so the holidays were quiet for a short two years.

Hearth is a bigger fan of Christmas than Blitz is. He goes mad, and it drives Blitz up the wall in the best way possible.

Blitz once disliked Christmas. Perhaps as a child, seeing other children together, playing happily. Perhaps seeing other young kids with their mothers, knowing that Freya would not show, as usual. Perhaps as an adult, losing his father, the only true family he'd had left.

After a while, Hearthstone takes Blitz to spend Christmas with Inge and her family. Blitz ends up getting along very well with her and her family, showing them the jewels they can use to adorn their tails, backless shirts so that the fabric is not caught on their hollowed tree backs (as hulder sometimes have). He makes them feel proud to be strange in a world of perfect elves.

Hearth makes cookies. Blitz frosts them elaborately.

[shadow-book-wren]

Gods and Goddesses associated with Yule

(this list is from a book so some are weird ones and not in either of those categories but are in this list)

Goddesses

Alcyone, Amaterasu, Astaea, Babouschka, Bamya, Bertha, Black Madonna, Bona Dea, Bruma, Cailleach Bheur, Demeter, Eguski, Frigg, Freya, Hertha, Holle, Isis, Lady of Guadalupe, Liberty, La Befana, Lucina, Mary, ModresNach, Mother Night, Mudda Nacht, Neith, Ops, Pallas, Athena, Perchta, Rhea, Sankrat, Sapientia, Sephira, Skadi, Sophia, Spider Woman, Takel, Ronatzin, Unchi-Ahchi, Xi Hou

Gods

Apollo, Attis, Babbo Natale, Balder, Black Peter, Bozicek, Chango, Cronos, Ded Moroz, Diev, Dionysus, Dun Che Lao Ren, Father Sun, Father Winter, Hercules, Hogmagog, Holly King, Horned One , Horus, Jesus, St. Nicholas, Saturn, Sinterklaas, Shengdan Laoren, Sin dan lo ian, Sol, Ivictus, Joulupukki, Julbocken, Julgubben, Julenissen, Juliman, Jupiter, Karascony Apo, Kerstman, Kris Kringle, Lord of Misrule, Marduk, Mithra, Oak King, Odin, Osiris, Papai Noel, Pere Noel, Perseus, Ra, Santa Claus, Theseus, Thor, Woden, Zeus, Ziemmassve'tku veci'tis

[perseephoneee]

ficmas 2023 💫

꒰ ࿁ ˙ ˖ ໑ happy holiday season! i had a ton of different holiday centered fic ideas for some of my favorite characters, and i decided that it would be fun if YOU guys had the chance to choose what you wanted me to write about ࿁ ˙ ˖ ໑ ꒱

↳ masterlist  ↳ ship exchange ↳ taglist

꒰ ࿁ ˙ ˖ ໑ prompts:

DAY 1 holiday talent show | jamie tartt

DAY 2 christmas tree farm | elijah mikaelson

DAY 3 ice-skating | diego hargreeves

DAY 4 secret santa | Isaac lahey

DAY 5 decorating the tree | kol mikaelson

DAY 6 yule | kai parker

DAY 7 rosy cheeks | scott mccall

DAY 8 new years party | Kate Bishop

DAY 9 meeting santa claus | klaus hargreeves

DAY 10 ski cabin | damon salvatore

DAY 11 hot coco | freya mikaelson

DAY 12 cookie decorating | Isaac Lahey

꒰ ࿁ ˙ ˖ ໑ tagging some mutuals

@ficmesideways @moremaybank @mayfieldss @fitzs-trained-monkey @lovelybarnes @dorkofclanlavellan @witchthewriter @kingsheim @socio-kai-path1972

[sincerely--me]

[Accord's group and Claus' group reach Rakitu Highway where Ringo and Ecolo are]

[Freya]

...Are you okay...?

*She's pretty much only talking to Ringo.

[lilmissbacon]

What fairytales make up the Schnee family? (Theory/Thoughts)

I'm bored and can't mentally finish any of my other projects right now, so I think talking about something less complicated would be a nice way to try and loosen the mental gate that's refusing to open right now.

Now it's strange that most of Weiss's family don't have fairytale origins when everyone else's families do. Even throwaway characters you see one time will have a fable origin. So I've taken the time to actually come up with 2 groups theories for what I think the Schnee family's fairytale equivalents could be. I believe it's basically been confirmed that their grandfather was Santa, I know that. And I do understand that it's apparently been confirmed that Jacques is meant to be Jack Frost, but considering his character hasn't done anything directly connecting him with that character yet, along with how I think RT is willing to retcon origins (Oscar seemed to be based on Dorothy but then retconed to be Tip from the Oz book (not confirmed, just speculation)), I'm not really a big fan of Jacques being Jack Frost and I don't see why we can't just change his fairytale.

Theory group #1: Winter characters

Jacques = Krampas

I think instead of Jacques being based on a character that's usually categorized as just pretty mischievous, have him based on a fable that's actually more outwardly evil. Granted there are different takes on the Krampus tale, including him and Santa actually being in cahoots, Santa rewording good children and Krampus punishing bad children. It's been a while since I really watched RWBY or the Remnants series, but I do believe Nicholas Schnee and Jacques were work partners for a minute before Nicholas died. As well as the connection of Jacques's abuse toward his kids and Krampus being known for beating children.

Willow = Jack Frost

While I did say Jack Frost is mostly just known for being mischievous, he is a pretty flexible myth, given that no one truly knows the origins of it. He's portrayed as evil sometimes, sure, but the actual myth itself is just an obscure being who spreads frost during the fall season to let humans know winter is coming. Willow was also an obscure character for the long time she was never on screen, and you could see this 'spreading frost' aspect as an allegory for Willow giving Weiss the security footage to warn her that danger is coming (ba-dum-cshhhh). Not to mention it is theorized that the Jack Frost myth originates from the Norse deity of winter, Jokul Frosti. Who is also known as old man winter, which is also another title that's associated with Santa Claus himself. Further connecting Willow to her dad. And it would mean Willow is the third person connected to the Schnee's who is based on Norse myth (Nora being Weiss's friend and Fria being based on Freya). Maybe Willow used to be much more mischievous and playful as a kid/teen before Jacques came along; as a way to really allude to her being Jack Frost as well as show just how far she's fallen from grace.

Winter = the Snow Queen

Pretty sure most people have theorized this and it just makes the most sense. Especially now that she's the winter maiden and actively has snow/ice powers (yes all the maidens control in the elements in RWBY, but Winter and Fria clearly favor snow). It would be cool if this meant that Weiss and Whitley doubled as the two main kids, Gerta and Kay, from the Snow Queen tale. Which could also make sense because Kay was a nice boy before a piece of the queen's cursed mirror got lodged into his heart and turned him cruel. Only for Gerta to come back and heal his heart. Winter having left the Schnee manor (leading Weiss to do the same) and leave Whitley behind, would definitely be that glass shard here; as it is most likely the first step into how Whitley became as jaded as he was. And as much as Whitley's 'redemption arc' was not done well, Weiss being the cause of him becoming better was what the writers were aiming for.

Whitley = Rudolph the red nosed Reindeer

Look I'm not very well-versed in old or not-well-known fairytales, and considering their grandfather being Santa, there is some connection here 🤣🤣🤣 And yeah, Rudolph is a more modern tale... but team FNKI are literally based on memes. I could also just keep the idea of him being Kay from the Snow Queen but I like thinking too much and Weiss already doubles with Snow White + Gerta so I'm doubling him too.

Hear me out: a young boy who is isolated for being different, not allowed to join the other kids because of this difference, only to use his uniqueness and skills to help save the day. We don't really know how Jacques treated each of his kids when they were younger, but Whitley was left behind by his sisters and he had no way of joining them in their reindeer games because he had no semblance. Only for Whitley to come around, saving the day by sending Schnee airships to save civilians when the grimm were attacking. They could even take it a step further if there ever is a volume 10. Have it start where volume 8 left off; with Winter killing grimm in the sandstorm. Have this intense life or death situation be what causes Whitley to finally unlock his semblance. And the reason he couldn't before was because his semblance is not the Schnee glyphs. Thus him protecting people in this sandstorm with energy shields that look like bubbles of bright red light. Harkening to how Rudolph led his way through the snowstorm with his red nose. This all may kinda sound ridiculous but I think it's fun.

Theory Group #2: Snow White characters

Family members in RWBY don't have a trend of being connected fairytale-wise as well. After all, Ruby and Yang themselves are based on Red Riding Hood and Goldilocks, tales that have basically nothing connecting them. And from what I understand, Blake's parents are Jungle Book characters, despite her and Adam being Beauty and the Beast. So it's not like Weiss's family needs to be Snow White characters. However, if their fairytales are not my first pics as above, I think it would be really cool if they were. And we've already seen their butler, Klein, fall into the category of being the seven dwarves to compliment Weiss as Snow White. I clearly don't have nearly as much to say or explain here so let's just get through them.

Jacques = Evil Queen

Just makes more sense as the villainess parent who keeps trying to stop his daughter from being happy.

Willow = Poison apple

Considering she wasn't seen for the longest time, it's easy for an off screen character to just be a reference to something rather than a character (I.e. Summer Rose being based on a poem). And even now that she's had screen time, her main character trait is that she poisons herself through alcohol.

Winter = The huntsmen

The one who has a profession in huntsmen-ship and ultimately protects Snow White from the Evil Queen.

Whitley = Magic mirror

From what we've seen from Whitley, he's definitely the kid in the family who adapts to who he's surrounded by. He was left alone by his sisters with their father and by proxy, started becoming more like Jacques. Not really because he wanted to be, but as a means of survival. And then in volumes 8/9 he's shown to became more sympathetic and even heroic to an extent (I.e. calling a doctor for Nora, using Schnee resources to help civilians, and he + Willow crushing the grimm). Aka; the more time the "heroes" were around him, the more he became heroic. His character probably wouldn't keep bouncing around like this depending on his companions, but it comes to show that on screen thus far, he's a character who is reflective of the people around him. And it's not to say that he can't just act certain ways to manipulate the villains in the future, in order to keep this reflective aspect of his character. After all, he just acted more like Jacques as a defense mechanism and to become the favorite child. He was only annoying towards Weiss because she and Winter had left him behind, we never got the chance to see what he was like towards anyone else.

These are just my thoughts/theory for now, let me know what you think.

[lavenderknivess]

MERRY CHRISTMAS AVA!

I think Santa left something special for you 🤭 (even if it is Christmas Eve for you)

OMGGG FREYA CLAUS GOT ME MY VERY OWN OMEN OF DEATH! I love it! it’s a christmas miracle!

also this was the first thing i saw when i opened my phone on christmas morning ily bestie

[the-firebird69]

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There's been a preamble for this and Santa Claus people who are saying no it's our holiday you're an elf or your Santa or something like that and then say no it's Halloween again it's probably where it started our son and daughter say and it really is and it's their pissy stuff evil stuff but she turns into Jason Voorhees starts messing them up with a clown mask thinking that it's one of the Trump girls who is Melissa tries to take her out so hair is not too happy with that b**** and we don't like her either now Jason is pursued by a lot of people he's going down and getting hit and he's getting hit for real and right now there's more things to know that's happening right now

This is beginning tonight

Thor Freya

Olympus

I'm going up there again tonight and I'm going to get the damn thing and he says how long does it take the whole series I'm actually surprised I think it might I thought I'd be like walking in and out and people say no it's very hard and we think it goes into space and comes back yeah that's weird it's a little strange to be in the movie. It's going to happen shortly and he says you should look at what the ship looks like and yeah we get that

Jason

Jesus Christ you people are a damn mess I'm so sick of you being around running on all these asinine missions he comes up with just sit still I can hit you

Stan

We don't like them either but we are them I'm kind of rolling him the wrong way and we probably shouldn't we talk about it every day and we're losing

Tommy f

So be it I can't stand doing this stupid work it says open a window you idiot you're probably sick from mold that makes sense but maybe not today is going to rain

Jason

You're right on top of the thing you can close the windows in a second and I'm sick of you the place stinks everyone says it and you're doing it on purpose and I'm going to sue your ass

Stan

So what I don't have any money is this character

Jason

You're not doing any work bring the truck back

Stan

Olympus

[thespiritofwillow]

Despite being mostly optimistic, Rose's self-confidence is not that high. She tends to question her worth when it comes to stuff outside of making music. She can bake and runs a cafe but she feels it's nothing compared to what her sisters can do.

Thankfully, her family is understanding and are quick to catch up on when her doubts become too much. When that happens, Freya (Rose's mother) will take her daughters to her father's farm in the mountains for the weekend.

It's a long bus ride from the city, it's quiet and- according to Lily- grandpa looks a lot like Santa Claus. He'll also tell stories of the time he raised Freya and his time with the girls' father while teaching them how to fish, cook and maintain the farm.

[miko2495]

Despite being mostly optimistic, Rose's self-confidence is not that high. She tends to question her worth when it comes to stuff outside of making music. She can bake and runs a cafe but she feels it's nothing compared to what her sisters can do.

Thankfully, her family is understanding and are quick to catch up on when her doubts become too much. When that happens, Freya (Rose's mother) will take her daughters to her father's farm in the mountains for the weekend.

It's a long bus ride from the city, it's quiet and- according to Lily- grandpa looks a lot like Santa Claus. He'll also tell stories of the time he raised Freya and his time with the girls' father while teaching them how to fish, cook and maintain the farm.

[apixellife]

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[tribridoutoftime]

His soft sigh told her everything. She'd heard it before, when she was a stubborn teenager closing doors on him as he tried to leave. I have some tricks too, her mind supplied her words in that moment. That sigh meant victory, that he saw her point, and that was all she really wanted.

"Unfortunately I don't think any of the Mikaelsons can really escape it. The last three years alone I've dealt with Malivore, with Triad, with a brain-slug infected unicorn, a necromancer...frigging Santa Claus. I met, like, the actual Santa. There's no way around it, I'm one of the family and that means dealing with the darkness and the weirdness and the curses we all do. I've barely had time to process that I died. That Aunt Freya stopped my heart and I went to purgatory and came back to become the Tribrid." She was talking a little too fast, and did her best to take a few breaths.

The dance was exactly what she needed. Exactly what she'd dreamed of. Her father standing across from her, palm raised to match hers as they moved in sync. The first time she'd worn Caroline's dress it had ended with the tears of a girl who still desperately missed her parents. This time, her heart was light. Performing the elegant steps with him, hoping her mother was somewhere close by and watching, Hope Mikaelson was filled with a happiness she'd maybe never felt in her life.

When he spoke, her expression twisted into thoughtfulness and then went still. To her mind there was only one group that could be offering her father a deal big enough for him to even contemplate. "What are they offering? Why? I hope you're not considering it."

The sigh that escaped the hybrid was slow and drawn out as he contemplated everything she said and the points that she made - including the rather disturbing notion that the school she was supposed to have been safe at, had been plagued by monsters she was forced to face off against.

"Perhaps you are correct. Though loathe I am to admit it, you have been surrounded by as much darkness and turmoil as any in our family." Klaus spoke softly before chuckling as she questioned his memory. Instead of responding, he fell into stance and began moving without much of a second thought to the motions. Though it had been quite a while since he last danced to the waltzing score, the movements were vivid in his mind as he moved with his daughter.

To and fro; forwards and backwards; the pair moved along in a seamless procession - the crowd around them blending into the scenery as the hybrid's mind processed what felt like hundreds of thoughts per second. Everything within his being wanted nothing more than to protect Hope and shield her from everything that was happening around them. Yet, logic and reason stood as testament that such a course of action had been failing - horridly. His daughter was - no matter how much their family tried to masquerade otherwise - the tribrid. She was perhaps their family's most powerful asset that everyone continually worked to keep blanketed and tucked away from the confrontations.

Perhaps that is why, as the music shifted and the pair was drawn close enough to one another once more to continue a quiet conversation, Klaus' expression hardened when he spoke. "I was afforded the chance to make a deal."

[storywolf]

@viikingwitch said: 'good things come to those who wait, but great things come to those who waste no time in getting back to work.'

"You know what else comes to those who waste no time in getting back to work? ULCERS, both mouth ones and bowel ones, kidney stones, heart disease, burn out, high blood pressure, stroke, death, and the worst of them all BECOMING BORING. Which is why I've never worked a day in my life! That shits too dangerous."

He raises an eyebrow at her, and for a moment he's contemplating how RESPONSIBLE he should be. Would getting her to take a break be responsible? Probably. What if he kidnapped her? Eh, she would probably turn him inside out and while it has been a while since he's had that done and he'd love to revisit it - it'd probably put a dampener on the mood.

He could dob her in to her big/little brother who is PART OF THE REASON why the witch works to death; AH THE DESIRE FOR SIBLING APPROVAL! She should go with his method and just not give a fuck. ( He'd give her that piece of advice, but he's not willing to impart the fact he had siblings upon her. )

"But hey, you're a grown-arse adult with serious mental trauma. You're capable of making your own decisions - impacted by aforementioned serious mental trauma - who am I to judge? Elijah? Please; I don't think I could even shove that stick up my own arse far enough to even imitate him! So here I am, not judging-" oh he's totally judging. "But I am the local fun fairy. I sense when people need a sprinkling of FUN in their lives, show up with the promise of fun as a present like a wolfy Santa Claus. And YOU my dear darling Freya, are in DESPEEERAAAATE need of some fun."

[thestuffedalligator]

Norse Gods Most Likely to be Santa Claus

Odin

Has ravens that fly around the world to tell him news (can tell who’s been naughty and who’s been nice)

Rides on an eight-legged horse (sort of like eight reindeer if you don’t think too hard about it)

Literally has an entire Wikipedia page for all the different names he has (adding another one wouldn’t hurt)

Freyr

Ruler of Alfheim (has a lot of elves under his command)

Typically depicted as holding an antler (could be misinterpreted as being on a deer)

Thor

Rides in a chariot pulled by goats (the closest thing on this list so far to actually being in a sleigh pulled by reindeer)

Has a beard and is associated with the colour red?

That’s about it, really

Skadi

Okay this one is just purely self indulgent but

She’s literally associated with winter and hunting and snow and skiing and she’s the closest thing Norse mythology has to a god of winter

Look I just think y’all are sleeping on Skadi she’s beautiful and I love her

Hodr

Again a bit self indulgent but I think this one is more justified

Hodr is associated with mistletoe, which has gone on to be a fairly universal symbol of the holiday season

Not to mention he’s often cited as a god of winter and darkness

So picture: Hodr, in penance for unintentional fratricide, travels the world, trying to do good to be redeemed in the eye of his father

And in doing so becomes the universal figure of peace and goodwill toward man

Baldr

Brom already did this in Krampus: the Yule Lord so I can’t claim credit for it

This list is a mess

Freya

Ah fuck yeah

[tubes-n-needles]

Princess rap battles - these are a must

Let me introduce you to mu now favorite youtube person - Whitney Avalon and these gems.

Maleficent vs. Daenerys

Katniss vs. Hermione

Mrs. Claus vs. Mary Poppins

Freya vs. Ravenna

Cinderella vs. Belle

There’s much more, includin Leia vs Galadriel, Dorothy vs. Alice, Rapunzel vs. Anna and Snow White vs. Elsa. Check them out, they’re hilarious.