#Free-climbing.

[coyotepoet]

Remembering Marianne Faithfull and a poem.

The pretty thing, the dangerous things.. Once I held treasure. We danced in the lost and found of seeking happiness. Once we were fearless and we knew laughter. We had Gypsy souls and we wanted the open road, kisses and good whiskey. I remember you intoxicated my mind, making me believe I could know happiness. You told me often the pretty things could be dangerous things. We drank, we…

[quesocheeso]

Macaque's immortal heart almost stops at that moment😭 He was hoping to find his husband playing with the baby not the baby playing with the over 8 ton staff

Don't worry Wukong woke up immediately and took the staff away,,, doesn't mean Macaque didn't have the biggest scare of his life knowing that if the baby lifting the staff was a fluke he wouldn't have been able to lift the staff to save Xiaotian.

(Normally Macaque would be able to lift the staff for short periods of time, but since Xiaotian is still an infant, he keeps funneling his energy from Mac which means Macaque can't lift the staff at all at the moment,, so new panic mode activated)

Sunset Line | 350 years ago

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[tumatawa]

Desktop Laios is finally finished… download (runs on Shimeji-ee)

[hacash]

John Irving, oblivious as the day is long: Climbing exercises are such a wonderfully wholesome exercise, brilliant for clearing one’s mind and focusing on the beauty of God’s creation. Aw hi guys, I can see you from up here!

Fifteen feet below whatever cliff Irving is scaling today: the entire crew of the Terror watching open-mouthed as a young lieutenant strips down to his underclothes and scale up a cliff using nothing but endurance, dexterity and very good muscle tone. (And possibly some climbing harnesses as well, which, uh, do not help.) Hartnell is clearly blushing. Little has had to be lead away by some very kind people to sit down with a glass of water and think calming thoughts. Tozer has bitten through a stick.

[dottie-n-stripes]

dozens of dozens of hours have gone into this so i feel the need to flex :'))))

salmon run best balanced mode in s3 ftw!!

[gobstoppr]

Tetris Fanart.

I've been playing tetris while listening to horror podcasts. and yeah

[shiftythrifting]

Padmé Amidala stuck in a rodent cage with food and bedding provided.

Found in Folkekirkens Nødhjælp, Kåstrup, Denmark

[rochenn]

Half of the mystique surrounding the Jedi has to come from them simply being calisthenics freaks. What's scarier than a wizard with a laser sword? A wizard with a laser sword who struts their scrawny ass over to the bars and performs multiple one-armed muscle-ups consecutively in perfect form. You do planks. They do planches. You are not the same.

Terrifying

[purple-mushroom-cap]

i think hozier could write a song about the first time rapunzel feels the dirt on the floor besides her prison. he'd probably have something to say about like being simultaneously both anchored and free or whatever

[accio-victuuri]

This rock climbing is actually a completely impossible task for a novice. I don't know how to do each move. It's an unknown thing. Rock climbing is about conquering yourself, challenging yourself, and conquering this rock wall. { exploring the unknown with wang yibo episode 9/10 }

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price as Frederick Loren - The House on Haunted Hill (1959)

[hawnks]

Satoru Gojo’s cursed abilities began to manifest at the age of two. By five he could read and write with ease, he could do basic arithmetic, and had better special reasoning than most adults. It was a given that his secondary traits would manifest early, and the clan was happy to welcome a dominant alpha to the family. Except—

He wasn’t.

The revelation that their messiah was an omega, frankly, appalled most of the Gojo Clan, but they wouldn’t deny their interest in a few incredibly powerful offspring.

By the time Satoru had truly and fully manifested at the age of fourteen, they had already thrown a few dozen alpha suitors his way — he had his pick of any of them, he could just drop out and raise children like a good omega. Except— he wouldn’t.

Satoru insisted on school, where it quickly became apparent that he would outclass even the strongest alphas. The clan was once again disgusted with him; the way he behaved, his strength and charisma, it simply wasn’t like an omega. He should be demure, and sweet, and happy to let everyone else order him around. Except he wasn’t.

He showed absolutely no signs of omega tendencies, except for infrequent heats, which were so mild he didn’t even need to take time off school. The clan had hopes that maybe that alpha boy he was always hanging around would get Satoru to settle down and mate, but no luck. When asked about this, Satoru said he found alphas “boring,” and would “rather drink bleach than fuck one.” The clan decided it would be best to wait a few years before broaching the topic of marriage again.

It wasn’t until his final year at Jujutsu High that Satoru showed any sign of libido at all. Lounging on the porch, ignoring his English tutor, staring out as the gardener tended to the koi pond. Then— Satoru bolted upright.

The tutor startled. “What? What is it?”

Satoru pointed. “Who is that?”

It took a second for the old man to spot who he was referring to. Someone else had joined the Gardner at the pond, peering down into the golden arc of fish. “The groundskeeper’s child.” A follow up question formed on his lips, “Why—“

Why are you interested when you’ve never shown an inkling of curiosity about anyone else in your entire life? But it died just as quick.

Satoru was staring at the gardener’s child with a look that could only be described as hungry. The shortened breath, dilated eyes, and flushed cheeks were unmistakable, although the unhinged grin he wore was a bit unusual (and unsettling). Nevermind whatever was going on below the belt.

“I want her,” Satoru said. Unshakable, bottomless lust— now that was just like an omega. Finally, he was experiencing a true heat, triggered by the presence of a potential mate.

Except—

“Gojo… that’s a beta.”

[spoofyleaf]

Carrying in groceries.

Carrying it all in one trip isn’t about proving strength OR about pride. It’s totally just about making less trips.

I have zero idea how to draw kids :”)

[nocherrybombs]

Nobody Told Him Part 3: She's a Consummate Professional

Neuvillette: The Traveler suggested that you possess information regarding the whereabouts of the Geo Archon. Would you be so kind as to assist me in locating him?

77th Director of the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor and Local Menace Hu Tao: Ah. Hmm. That might be difficult.

Neuvillette: Is that so? May I inquire as to why?

Hu Tao: In case you hadn't heard, Rex Lapis no longer numbers among the living. It's unfortunate, but it happens to the best of us... and the worst of us. All of us, eventually.

Neuvillette: I beg your pardon?

Hu Tao: Yep, he shuffled off this mortal coil a few years back. Actually, it's more like he shuffled out of the sky and crash landed on Yujing Terrace. Nearly flattened the Tianquan, too. You should have seen her face!

Neuvillette: I... have no words in response to that. The Geo Archon is dead? Truly?

Hu Tao: Dead as a doornail, by my estimation. So, anything else I can help you with today? If you're a family member of the deceased seeking closure, I ought to tell you that we don't do grief counseling here.

Neuvillette: I am not here for grief counseling, and I resent the implication that Deus Auri and I are in any way related.

Hu Tao: Oh, then you were his lover?

Neuvillette: What? No! Mademoiselle Hu Tao, I apologize if this comes as a shock to you, but I am almost certain that Deus Auri is very much alive and well. Are you sure you've buried the correct god?

Hu Tao: Am I sure?! Aiya, the nerve of some people... sir, with all due respect, who is the expert on death between the two of us?

Neuvillette: ...you are?

Hu Tao: Exactly! And I can guarantee that our operation doesn’t make amateur mistakes like "burying the wrong god"! Wangsheng Funeral Parlor provides only the best service and the highest level of professionalism. As a matter of fact, I had my trusted consultant perform the funeral rites for Rex Lapis himself.

Neuvillette: Might I speak to this consultant of yours?

Hu Tao: Normally I would say yes, but he just went on extended lunch break right before you arrived. Bad timing, eh? Anyways, while we're waiting for him to get back, can I interest you in our limited time promotional offer? Buy two coffins, get the third 60% off!

[libartz]

world's most awkward submarine trip

"so, uh, what are you in for?"

[limepigeon]

Fear of heights