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Going Viral on TikTok: How Short-Form Videos Help Franchises
In today’s fast-paced digital world, short-form video content has become a dominant force in capturing the attention of audiences. Among the popular platforms, TikTok stands out as a dynamic and engaging platform where users create and share short, creative videos. For franchise businesses seeking innovative ways to attract a wider audience and make a lasting impact, TikTok offers an incredible opportunity. In this article, we will explore how short-form videos on TikTok can help franchises connect with their target audience, increase brand awareness, and ultimately drive growth.
The Power of Short-Form Video Content
In recent years, consumer behavior has shifted towards consuming content in bite-sized formats. Short-form videos, typically lasting 15 to 60 seconds, cater perfectly to this trend. TikTok’s format of quick, attention-grabbing videos aligns well with modern consumers’ shorter attention spans. Franchises can leverage this format to deliver engaging and impactful messages to their target audience.
TikTok has quickly risen in popularity, boasting over 1 billion monthly active users worldwide. The platform’s reach spans various age groups, with a substantial presence among Gen Z and millennials. For franchises looking to connect with younger demographics, TikTok serves as a direct gateway to potential customers and brand advocates.
Why TikTok Matters for Franchise Businesses
Franchise businesses seeking growth opportunities must prioritize connecting with the younger audience. Gen Z and millennials represent a significant consumer segment with immense purchasing power. TikTok’s user base predominantly comprises these younger demographics, allowing franchises to build a meaningful connection with potential customers in a space where they are most receptive.
Crafting Engaging TikTok Content for Franchises
In the TikTok realm, creativity reigns supreme. Franchise businesses must embrace their creative sides to stand out and capture the audience’s attention. Authenticity is equally crucial, as users on TikTok appreciate genuine content that feels relatable and trustworthy. By showcasing their unique brand voice and identity, franchises can resonate with their target audience on a personal level.
TikTok is characterized by an ever-changing landscape of trends and challenges. Franchises can join trending challenges or create branded ones to increase engagement and visibility. By aligning with these trends, franchises can become part of the cultural conversation, leading to heightened brand exposure and potential viral success.
The Impact of Going Viral on TikTok
TikTok videos have the potential to generate exponential brand exposure. When a franchise’s video gains significant views and engagement, it reaches a wider audience beyond its immediate following. Such viral success can lead to increased brand awareness and a surge in interest from potential customers.
TikTok marketing can extend beyond the digital realm and drive real-world results. By strategically promoting individual franchise locations through TikTok content, franchises can attract foot traffic and generate interest in their offerings. TikTok’s geolocation features and location-based hashtags can be leveraged to target specific audiences for each franchise location.
Measuring Success on TikTok
To gauge the effectiveness of TikTok marketing, franchises can monitor key performance indicators (KPIs) such as views, likes, shares, and user engagement. Analyzing these metrics helps franchises understand the performance of their content and make data-driven decisions.
Make a Lasting Impression Using TiKTok
Ready to harness the power of TikTok for your franchise and unlock unprecedented growth potential? At Web Strategy Plus, we are experts in crafting creative and results-driven TikTok marketing strategies for franchises. Our team can help you create captivating short-form videos that resonate with your target audience and elevate your brand presence.
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to make a lasting impression on TikTok’s massive user base. Contact us today to schedule a consultation and discover how our expertise can drive your franchise’s success on TikTok.
Remember, at Web Strategy Plus, we grow businesses and get real results – and we’re here to help your franchise thrive with TikTok marketing.
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Never Stop Blowing Up Favorite Movies
Wendell Morris
Weird Science - 1985 science fantasy/teen comedy. "Nerdy social outcast students Gary Wallace and Wyatt Donnelly are humiliated by senior jocks Ian and Max for swooning over their cheerleader girlfriends. Humiliated and disappointed at their direction in life and wanting more, Gary is inspired by the 1931 classic Frankenstein to create a virtual woman using Wyatt's computer, infusing her with everything they can conceive to make the perfect dream woman."
The Fast and the Furious - "A media franchise centered on a series of action films that are largely concerned with street racing, heists, spies, and family."
Real Genius - 1985 science fiction/comedy. "Chris Knight, a genius in his senior year, is paired with a new student on campus, Mitch Taylor, to work on a chemical laser, only to learn it will be used for dangerous purposes."
Liv Skyler
Empire Records - 1995 coming-of-age comedy/drama. "The film follows a group of record store employees over the course of one exceptional day. The employees try to stop the store from being sold to a large chain, and learn about each other along the way."
Scarface - 1983 crime drama, and a remake of the 1932 film of the same name. "It tells the story of Cuban refugee Tony Montana, who arrives penniless in Miami during the Mariel boatlift and becomes a powerful drug lord." Additionally, "Less than two months before the film's release, Scarface was given an X rating by the MPAA for "excessive and cumulative violence and for language".
Clueless - 1995 coming-of-age teen comedy. "Considered to be one of the best teen films of all time...The plot centers on a beautiful, popular, and rich high school student who befriends a new student and decides to give her a makeover while playing matchmaker for her teachers and examining her own existence".
Usha Rao
The Horse in Motion - Published in 1878, a sequential series of 6 cabinet cards depicting the movement of a horse. Regarded as "the world's first bit of cinema", and the first film ever created.
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde - 1931 horror film. "An adaptation of The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, the 1886 Robert Louis Stevenson tale of a man who takes a potion which turns him from a mild-mannered man of science into a homicidal maniac."
102 Not Out - 2018 Indian Hindi-language comedy drama. "Dattatraya Vakharia is a lively 102-year-old who lives his life to the maximum and takes everything in a jovial way for his heart is that of a 26-year-old youngster regardless of his age. His 75-year-old son, Babulal Vakharia, is his exact opposite for he believes that he is now too old and fragile to enjoy life and lives a routine life."
Russell Feeld
American Gigolo - 1980 neo-noir crime drama. "A high-priced male escort who becomes romantically involved with a prominent politician's wife, while simultaneously becoming the prime suspect in a murder case."
La Femme Nikita - 1990 French-language action thriller. "[Nikita] is a criminal who is convicted and sentenced to life imprisonment for murdering policemen during an armed pharmacy robbery. Her government handlers fake her death and recruit her as a professional assassin. After intense training, she starts a career as a killer, where she struggles to balance her work with her personal life."
Waking Life - 2001 animated film. "The film explores a wide range of philosophical issues, including the nature of reality, dreams and lucid dreams, consciousness, the meaning of life, free will, and existentialism. It is centered on a young man who wanders through a succession of dreamlike realities wherein he encounters a series of people who engage in insightful philosophical discussions."
Andy 'Dang' Litefoot
Suburbia - 1983 coming-of-age drama thriller. Follows "a group of suburban youths who run away from home and adopt a punk lifestyle by squatting in abandoned suburban tract homes."
Goldfinger - 1964 spy film and the third installment in the James Bond series. "The film's plot has Bond investigating gold smuggling by gold magnate Auric Goldfinger and eventually uncovering Goldfinger's plans to contaminate the United States Bullion Depository at Fort Knox."
Fire in the Sky - 1993 biographical science fiction mystery. "It is based on Travis Walton's book The Walton Experience, which describes an extraterrestrial abduction"
Paula Donvalson
Muriel's Wedding - 1994 Australian comedy-drama. "The film focuses on the socially awkward Muriel whose ambition is to have a glamorous wedding and improve her personal life by moving from her dead-end hometown, the fictional Porpoise Spit, to Sydney."
The Long Kiss Goodnight - 1996 action thriller. "The story follows an amnesiac schoolteacher who sets out to recover her identity with the help of a private detective when they discover a dark conspiracy."
Under the Tuscan Sun - 2003 romantic comedy-drama. "Based on Frances Mayes' 1996 memoir of the same name, the film is about a recently divorced writer who buys a villa in Tuscany on a whim, hoping it will lead to a change in her life."
#all this to say rekha continues to be the funniest person alive lmao#dimension 20#never stop blowing up#original post#nsbu#wendell morris#liv skyler#usha rao#russell feeld#andy 'dang' litefoot#paula donvalson
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Astrocartography Observations Part One: Sun, Venus, Mercury, Mars, Jupiter.
(Disclaimer: A lot of Astrologers use different orbs of measurements for Astrocartography. My limit is 200 km because I have seen lines that have influences up to that point, and depending on the planet, sometimes more.)
Planets:
Sun: Fame, Happiness, Vitality, Children.
Moon: Home, Roots, Family, Nostalgia.
Venus: Love, Beauty, Luxury, Desires.
Mercury: Lower Education, Communication, Knowledge, Friendships.
Mars: Passions, Action, Pain, Anger.
Jupiter: Luck, Higher Education, Religion, Beliefs.
Saturn: Karma, Restrictions, Discipline, Commitments.
Uranus: Unpredictability, Innovation, Rebellion, Technology.
Neptune: Illusions, Dreams, Spirituality, Intuition.
Pluto: Destruction, Transformations, Deaths and Rebirths.
Where your Sun lines are running through are places that you could gain or increase your fame or societal standing. And depending on the Angle of the Sun(DC, AS, MC, IC) it can also tell you what exactly it is that gives you that happiness.
☆ Despite being the daughter of a US Navy Pilot, Priscilla Presley gained her fame from being married to famous musician Elvis Presley. They got married at the Aladdin Hotel in Las Vegas, Nevada. Priscilla has her Sun DC line running through Las Vegas. Sun rules fame, DC rules partnerships.
☆ Blake Lively has her Sun MC line running through London, where she has expressed her love for on numerous occasions, AND where she has made meaningful connections with other celebrities that has contributed to her social status and public persona. (MC)
☆ David Beckham has his Sun IC line running through Miami and although he retired from soccer in 2013, he maintained and even increased his societal standing when he became the co-owner of the Inter Miami CF.
☆ Interestingly enough, Blake Lively also has her Sun, Venus, AND Mars MC lines running directly through London, which is a place that she loves to go and feels happy at (Sun). A few months ago, she and her partner (Venus) bought a house in London to live in while he finishes up his filming of the Deadpool Franchise (Sun MC) which is an action movie (Mars).
☆ Perrie Edwards has her Sun DC line running through London and she gained fame (Sun) from her role as 1/4 of the girl group Little Mix (DC)
Where your Mars lines are running through are places that you could experience or be subject to hate, pain (physical, mental, and emotional), and anger.
☆ Victoria Beckham's Mars AS line runs through Madrid. When her husband David Beckham transferred from Manchester United to Real Madrid, they moved to Madrid. Victoria Beckham was singled out for hating Spain due to her remark of Spain smelling like Garlic and giving off a terrible scent. This one phrase basically ruined her life in Spain as the hate against her lasted for up to 4 years. She has said that it was the most unhappy she has ever been in her life.
☆ David Beckham has his Mars AS line running through Rio De Janeiro. In 2014 he was under a lot of fire from Brazilian locals after being accused of indirectly causing the prices of favelas to increase after buying a "slum-house" for $1M allowing gentrification to ensue.
☆ Charli D'Amelio's Mars MC is going straight through the center of the United States. We all know how disliked/hated she is amongst people in the United States. And with this being her MC line, it makes sense that the hate is largely due to and greatly affects her public persona and the way that she is portrayed by media.
☆ Monica Lewinsky has her Mars DS line running through California which we all know is Fame Headquarters (Hollywood). She was a hot topic in the entertainment industry and subject to a fuck ton of scrutiny and hate for a long time due to her intimate relationship with former president Bill Clinton (DS).
Where Your Venus lines are at, could be potential places that you may meet your life partner or long term relationships, and the lines that pass through it could tell you the circumstances.
☆ Blake Lively has her Sun AS, Mars AS, AND her Venus AS lines touching New Orleans. She met her Husband of 11 years in New Orleans (Venus rules Love) while shooting an Action Movie (Sun rules Movies and Fame, Mars rules Action)
☆ Victoria Beckham has her both her Venus MC and Jupiter MC lines going through London. She met her husband of over 20 years in London. Additionally, the Midheaven or Medium Coeli is the highest point of your chart and represents your Public Image and Success. The Beckham's are known to be one of Hollywood's longest standing marriages and have created a household name for themselves propelling both of them in their careers and future prospects. (Jupiter MC)
☆ (Also, I just thought this was interesting) Victoria Beckham had her start in the entertainment industry as a member of The Spice Girls. Her stage name was Posh Spice (Venus) which defined her Public Image (MC).
Where your IC lines are, could indicate your ancestry, or where and how you grew up or experienced your early life at.
☆ Selena Quintanilla's Saturn IC line runs through Mexico and she is Mexican. Although she became the biggest Mexican-American music artist in her 20's, when she was younger she had no connection to her Mexican ancestry (IC). She had to learn about her ancestry, AND learn Spanish before she was able to be labeled a Mexican American music artist. (Saturn represents restrictions and delays)
☆ Nicole Kidman's Mercury IC line runs through Ireland, and she has openly talked (Mercury) about her Irish ancestry (IC)
☆ Perrie Edwards has her Mercury DS line running through Scotland and she has Scottish ancestry.
☆ Hailey Bieber has her Mercury IC line running through Brazil. She has Brazilian ancestry as her mother is Brazilian.
☆ Charli D'Amelio has her Mercury IC line touching Italy. She is of Italian Descent on her fathers side.
Where your Jupiter lines are, could indicate where and how you experience luck.
☆ Charlize Theron has her Jupiter MC line running through California and it was there that she was discovered by a Hollywood agent while getting into an altercation with a bank teller.
☆ Anya Taylor Joy has her Jupiter DC line running through London which is where she was disocvered while walking her dog.
☆ Justin Bieber has his Jupiter AS line running through Canada which is where he was discovered by Scooter Braun completely by chance as he clicked on the wrong Youtube video and Justin's video came up.
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ICYMI: Ricciardo tricks Tsunoda and Toto triggers the bleep machine The best social media from Miami
Formula 1 enjoyed some time in the South Florida sun over the weekend, with the drivers taking on the Miami International Autodrome for the second time. But while there was plenty of action on the track, here’s a look at some of the off-track social media highlights you may have missed… Red Bull channel the NFL The F1 paddock was moved inside the Hard Rock Stadium itself – home to the Miami Dolphins American football team – for the 2023 event, and inadvertent tackles flew in all over the place after Red Bull toasted another one-two finish... The team behind the green machine Fernando Alonso followed the Red Bulls home to make it four podium finishes in five races with his new team, Aston Martin, and the mechanics could not keep their eyes off the screens ahead of another champagne celebration. Hamilton gets in the zone Lewis Hamilton enjoyed the moment as race day arrived in the Miami sun, showing off his rhythm and moves while touring the track on the back of a classic Mercedes. Wolff triggers the bleep machine Toto Wolff took a moment to reflect on his team’s performance after another mixed weekend at the MIA, but it may have required a couple of takes to record a clean version... Norris gets Fast and Furious Before the F1 action got under way, Lando Norris gave Fast & Furious star Michelle Rodriguez a hot lap that lived up to the popular franchise’s name. Grand Prix Auto Red Bull took some inspiration from the Grand Theft Auto video game series as they marked their arrival in Miami with a unique journey to the track. From the pitch to pit stops AlphaTauri mechanics were afforded a break during the build-up to the race weekend as Miami Dolphins players stepped in to tackle some practice pit stops. Ricciardo tricks Tsunoda And finally, in a match up that promises plenty for the rest of the season, Daniel Ricciardo and Yuki Tsunoda went mini boat racing on the Miami water – the Australian unable to resist some mischief... via Formula 1 News https://www.formula1.com
#F1#ICYMI: Ricciardo tricks Tsunoda#and Toto triggers the bleep machine – The best social media from Miami#Formula 1
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Dallas Mavericks
Based in Dallas, Texas, the Dallas Mavericks, sometimes known as the Mavs, are a professional basketball club. They play basketball for the National Basketball Association (NBA) and are a part of the Southwest Division of the Western Conference. The Mavericks are well-known in the league for their fervent fan base and fierce competitiveness. They have a long history there.
History and Accomplishments: The Mavericks were founded as an expansion franchise in 1980. Their reputation for fierce play and welcoming atmosphere among fans spread fast.
Championship Glory: The Mavericks' first NBA Championship, which they won in the 2010–2011 season, was the apex of their success. The Mavs won the franchise's first championship in the Finals, defeating the Miami Heat under the direction of one of the best power forwards in NBA history, Dirk Nowitzki.
Regular Contenders: The Mavericks have consistently challenged some of the top teams in the league and made long runs in the playoffs over the years.
Players to watch: Dirk Nowitzki With 21 seasons with the Mavericks, Nowitzki—who is regarded as the team's finest player—became the sixth-highest scorer in NBA history. His leadership, adaptability, and shooting prowess were essential to the team's victory.
Luka Dončić: The youthful sensation from Slovenia has emerged as the franchise's face with remarkable speed. One of the most entertaining players in the NBA right now, Dončić is known for his extraordinary skills, court vision, and clutch performances. He has also played a major role in the Mavericks' recent success.
Other Notable Players: The Mavericks have had a number of other noteworthy players during the course of their existence, including Mark Aguirre, Jason Kidd, Steve Nash, and Michael Finley.
Residence Arena: American Airlines Center: The Mavericks host their home games at the cutting-edge American Airlines Center, which is situated in Dallas' Victory Park area. The NHL's Dallas Stars play their home games at this stadium, which also offers an electrifying atmosphere for fans. Management and Ownership: Mark Cuban Entrepreneur Mark Cuban has owned the team since 2000 and has been a vocal and well-known figure. His financial and emotional support of the club has been a major factor in the Mavericks' success and renown.
Management Group: Under the direction of head coach Jason Kidd and general manager Nico Harrison, the Mavericks have a capable management group dedicated to creating a squad that can contend for a title.
Community Engagement: Outreach and Charitable Initiatives: Through a range of outreach and charitable endeavors, the Mavericks have a strong presence in the Dallas area. The Mavs Foundation provides funding to regional institutions that emphasize wellness, health, and education.
Engagement of Fans: The Mavericks boast one of the NBA's most devoted fan bases. Through frequent interactions on social media, at events, and in community initiatives, the team builds a deep bond with its followers.
In conclusion, the Dallas Mavericks are an NBA team with a rich history that is renowned for its championship history, fierce competition, and close ties to the local community. The Mavericks are well-positioned to carry on their tradition of greatness and contend for additional titles in the years to come, thanks to a youthful roster that includes rising talents like Luka Dončić and a dedicated ownership and management group.
The Dallas Mavericks provide an exciting and captivating basketball experience that exemplifies the spirit of competitiveness and community, regardless of your level of expertise with the sport.
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Discover Delhi: Travel Packages Through Tour Por la India Enterprise With the premium travel packages provided by Tour Por la India Company, explore Delhi's dynamic culture, extensive history, and breathtaking architecture. Travelers may have a thorough and engaging experience with our painstakingly designed packages, which guarantee you see the best that India's capital has to offer.
Why Select India Tour Company? Knowledgeable Guides: Take advantage of the experience and skill of knowledgeable guides who guarantee an enriching journey and offer perceptive comments.
Comfortable Transportation: Enjoy a smooth and hassle-free trip by traveling in style in contemporary, air-conditioned cars.
Customized Itineraries: You can design a trip that fits your interests and lets you take your time seeing Delhi's main sights.
The Best Travel Packages for Delhi 1. Monuments to History Tour the Magnificent Red Fort: Take in the striking architecture and historical significance of this UNESCO World Heritage Site as you explore it.
Visit Humayun’s Tomb, another UNESCO World Heritage Site, and take in the breathtaking Mughal architecture and lovely gardens.
Qutub Minar: Learn about the elaborate designs and rich history of the imposing Qutub Minar, the world's tallest brick minaret.
2. Immersion Tour in Culture Chandni Chowk: Explore the crowded lanes of Chandni Chowk, one of the busiest and oldest markets in Delhi, where you can purchase traditional Indian sweets, textiles, and spices.
India Gate: Honor Indian warriors at this war memorial, and then wander down the Rajpath to take in the lively atmosphere of the neighborhood.
Visit the Lotus Temple, a Bahá'í House of Worship renowned for its calm ambiance and distinctive lotus-shaped architecture.
3. Spiritual Journey Tour: The magnificent Akshardham Temple is a must-see. It is well-known for its elaborate carvings, opulent architecture, and spiritual displays.
One of the biggest mosques in India, Jama Masjid is a historic building with opulent grandeur and a serene atmosphere.
Gurudwara Bangla Sahib: This well-known Sikh temple, distinguished by its golden dome and holy pond, invites you to experience its beauty and peace.
4. Contemporary Delhi Tour Connaught Place: Take a stroll around this thriving financial and business district and take in the lively environment, restaurants, and retail establishments.
Visit Dilli Haat, an outdoor market with crafts, delicacies, and cultural acts from many Indian states, to immerse yourself in the country's cultural richness.
At Kingdom of Dreams, a live entertainment attraction that brings Indian culture, art, and legacy to life, take in a captivating cultural event.
Tour Packages offered 1. Same Day Delhi Tour Quick Getaway: This package covers an all-day tour of Delhi's main sights, making it perfect for tourists on a tight schedule. 2. Extended trip and Spending Time in Delhi: If you stay overnight in Delhi, you may take advantage of an extended trip that covers all the main attractions and more, along with free time to experience the lively nightlife of the city. 3. Weekend Delhi Tour Relaxed Itinerary: Ideally suited for a weekend escape, this package has a laid-back schedule that enables you to thoroughly savor Delhi's beauty and culture, including excursions to ancient monuments, iconic buildings, and vibrant marketplaces. In conclusion Travelers may discover Delhi's rich history, culture, and architectural marvels with the help of the Tour Por la India Company's Delhi Tourist Packages, which provide an immersive and educational experience. Our packages are made to bring you a thorough and unforgettable visit to this vibrant city, whether you're looking for a quick day trip, an overnight excursion, or a relaxing weekend break.
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Top 5 @Wikipedia pages from yesterday: Friday, 2nd February 2024
Welcome, dobrodošli, mirë se vjen, welcome 🤗 What were the top pages visited on @Wikipedia (2nd February 2024) 🏆🌟🔥?
1️⃣: Poonam Pandey "Poonam Pandey (born 11 March 1991) is an Indian model and an erotic actress. She debuted in Bollywood with the film Nasha in 2013. On 2 February 2024, she posted on her social media that she had died of cervical cancer; the next day, she revealed that it was a publicity stunt to raise awareness on..."
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2️⃣: Carl Weathers "Carl Weathers (January 14, 1948 – February 1, 2024) was an American actor, director and football linebacker. His roles included boxer Apollo Creed in the first four Rocky films (1976–1985), Colonel Al Dillon in Predator (1987), and Combat Carl in the Toy Story franchise. He also portrayed Det...."
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3️⃣: Griselda Blanco "Griselda Blanco Restrepo (February 15, 1943 – September 3, 2012), known as the Black Widow or Cocaine Godmother, was a Colombian drug lord who was prominent in the cocaine-based drug trade and underworld of Miami, US, during the 1970s through the early 2000s, and who has also been claimed by some to..."
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4️⃣: Groundhog Day "Groundhog Day (Pennsylvania German: Grund'sau dåk, Grundsaudaag, Grundsow Dawg, Murmeltiertag; Nova Scotia: Daks Day) is a tradition observed regionally in the United States and Canada on February 2 of every year. It derives from the Pennsylvania Dutch superstition that if a groundhog emerges from..."
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Running it Back // Is the Juice Worth the Squeeze?
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Why do they do it and why do we? Why do they reboot old film and television franchises again and again and why do we watch them? You can count them off: Coming to America, Indiana Jones, Miami Vice, etc etc. Some genuinely good, and some not so. Most have the usual formula of the once young and spritely hero, now the old and jaded anti-hero and trying to relate to modern times, including smartphones and social media. See John McClane in 2013's A Good Day to Die Hard.
Sequels and remakes are like that one last job in a classic bank heist movie. Get the band back together and let's run it back. They exist because the powers that be believe the franchise still has more juice to squeeze out of it. Alternatively, as Tom Sizemore's character says to Al Pacino in Heat, maybe "…. the action is the juice". Yes, let's make a bucket of money, but let's reignite the entire franchise.
How the new edition of the brand name relates to those that preceded it doesn't matter. That's because, usually, a film's distributor will stay the same, whereas the directors, producers, editors, and actors can often be swapped out much to the fanbase's chagrin. Still, many fans are just happy to have these characters back in our lives again, even if somewhat diminished. As one last "job" goes, someone or something is bound to die or get left behind.
Which brings me on to Beverley Hills Cop: Axel F. The fourth installment of the much-loved franchise and back with some familiar faces and some new ones. If the third is anything to go by, then this won't end well. But what's for sure is that I can't bring myself to not watch it.
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Does Rob Walton Have Buyers’ Remorse with the Broncos?
It’s a privilege owning an NFL Team. Such a privilege that only 32 of the most privileged mother fuckers on the planet get to call a franchise their own. Yet in the case of Rob Walton and the Walton-Penner Family Ownership Group, this purchase has aged about as poorly as an investment with Sam Bankman-Fried.
Between Sean Payton and Russell Wilson, this franchise has spent 3 First Round Picks, 3 Second Round Picks, and about a Quarter of a Million Dollars to build the worst team in the NFL. Having started 0-3, they are well on their way to their 8th consecutive season without a playoff appearance and Russ is under contract through 2029. Today we’ll take a look at all of the Broncos’ most recent woes (which is becoming a bit of a tradition on our page, see the links below for our previous Broncos’ takes laughing at their misfortunes).
What better place to start delving through the Broncos’ misery than:
Losing in Historic Fashion by Allowing the Most Points in a Game in 57 Years
To say the Broncos are off to a rough start would be the understatement of the century. Two seasons in a row, this team has come into the year with hopes of an offensive revelation to complement their (once) stout Defense. Last year it was in the form of former Super Bowl Champion Russell Wilson, this year in the form of former Super Bowl Champion Sean Payton. On paper that sounds like a combination that could set the league on fire. So what has that looked like so far?
In Week 1 they held the Jimmy G led Raiders to 17 points and lost a close one. Ok, a tight division game, nothing to panic about. Then in Week 2, they gave up 35 points after jumping out to a commanding (😉) 21-3 lead and lost a shootout to the Commanders’ team that Buffalo basically shut out last weekend. Well that’s a little concerning, but hey it’s still early. And then in Week 3, a little trip to Florida ended as most trips to Florida do: in complete disaster with everyone involved questioning all of their life choices.
To say the Dolphins blew out the Broncos hardly seems a fitting characterization of that ill-fated Week 3 Contest. It was more than Miami simply dominating Denver, they flat out gave them the Danny Masterson treatment. 10 Total Touchdowns, 726 total yards of Offense, and the only reason this wasn’t the worst loss of all time is because Mike McDaniel showed Sean Payton mercy…..eventually. We would be remiss if we didn’t also credit Vance Joseph for this defensive performance who rejoined the team as their DC after years of disappointing Broncos’ fans as a Head Coach! This humiliating loss of course led to
Payton Getting Chippy with Reporters
Maybe we’re wrong, but Sean Payton didn’t seem overly enthusiastic at his most recent post game presser. In fact, one might go so far as to say he didn’t want anything to do with the media in that moment. That may just be us speculating, but Payton was quick to cut off a reporter who simply wanted to highlight the significance of this historic occasion.
Which seems odd, given how chatty Payton was in his offseason interview with USA Today in which he called Hackett’s stint as Denver’s Head Coach last year “one of the worst coaching jobs in the history of the NFL.” Not sure where this campaign ranks in comparison to that, but if a genius like Payton just lost by 50, just imagine how bad things must have been under Hackett. Luckily, you can always rely on the fans for a calm, level-headed, rational perspective in these situations. So let’s take a look at social media to see what poignant feedback we can find from Broncos’ Country.
The Fans’ Takes
“FIRE VANCE JOSEPH” -@basically70%ofthecomments
“Who was like ‘hey Vance Joseph sounds like a good idea again!’ “ -@xbrichx
“Well done today guys! Now I get bullied by my friends for the rest of the season because of how bad you guys are again!!!” -@cmhoward23
“Fire this entire team” -@broncosfan_68
“Vance Joseph has literally destroyed our top 5 defense in 3 weeks” -@sean_showard
“what the fuck kind of “locking in” 70 BALLED BY MIAMI….” -@hunteradams8048
“Get off social media until you can prove to your fans that you can actually win a game. Traded our future to win now, the one season you will finish last, and not have a draft pick” -@pittdaddy_11
“Y’all too embarrassed to post the FINAL this time? Good…cause y’all are EMBARRASSING 🙄 Throw the whole team away and start over at this point 😂” -@ashgonzalez25
“Sean Payton is Urban Meyer 2.0” -@jesuslovesyou316
Ok well, that just didn’t go well at all. Let’s look to a former Pro Bowler, current Florida State Coach, and father of one of Denver’s star players for a more reasonable take on the situation:
“Toiling in the soil!!! SMH 2 you deserve better” -Patrick Surtain Sr.
Yikes this is going South fast. And to make matters worse this horrendous start is leading to:
Fire Sale Rumors
The one thing that can turn around a struggling program is buy in from the players and belief in the system. Well the Broncos’ Defense visibly quit on the field last Sunday and teams that start 0-3 have about a 2.5% chance of making the playoffs.
Sprinkle in comments like the one from Patrick Surtain Sr., growing discontent from the fans, & a division ran by the dynastic Chiefs and it’s easy to see why a team going nowhere fast might want to recoup some of that wasted draft capital to try to be competitive by 2030. The Waltons surely had higher expectations when they agreed to purchase the team. They expected to be competing in the Super Bowl and instead they are now competing in:
The Caleb Williams’ Bowl
That’s right, while the Broncos are off to a historically bad start, they aren’t the only team vying for the first overall pick in the 2024 draft. Much like the Broncos, the Chicago Bears came into the season full of optimism that their Quarterback and their Offense would take a significant step forward. Also like the Broncos, that delusional drug-induced pipe dream never came to fruition.
Many thought Justin Fields would follow in the footsteps of Jalen Hurts, develop as a thrower with a true No.1 Receiver, and become an MVP Caliber player. Instead, Fields ranks 29th in Passing Yards, has thrown the 3rd most interceptions, and ranks 34th in QBR at 21.3.
Week 4 will be the ultimate test to see what wins out between the Broncos’ inept Defense and The Bears’ impotent Offense with a shot at a franchise altering Quarterback on the line (stop me if you’ve heard this one before). While we most certainly won’t be tuning in for that flaming shitbag of a game, you can bet that Rob Walton and his Ownership Group will be watching every snap just praying that Sean Payton fucks this one up too so they might be able to dangle a shiny USC Quarterback in front of season ticket holders and start recouping their investment in 2024.
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New Post has been published on https://www.packernet.com/blog/2023/09/25/bust-not-bust/
Bust, not bust!
Is “character building” a thing? Do we just grow, develop confidence, courage and even a little swagger no matter we’re succeeding or failing? Maybe it’s best to leave deep questions like that to Socrates or Colin Cowherd.
If it is, indeed, a thing, then Sunday’s exciting comeback win over the Saints built a lot of character in the Green Bay Packers locker room.
Defensive coordinator Joe Barry gets savaged by fans and on social media daily. And yet, he coordinated a defense that gave up 10-points missing Jaire Alexander, while also losing his back-up, and linebacker De’Vondre Campbell. I’m no Joe Barry fan, and the Saints offense looks nothing like the Miami Dolphins. No matter, holding any NFL offense to 10 points is plenty good.
The Packers collection of “green as grass”, barely legal, pass receivers dropped passes all over the field for 3-quarters. Then, in the 4th quarter they played like a bunch of savvy veterans pulling down one big catch after another. Jayden Reed lays out for a beautiful 30 yarder down the sideline, Romeo Doubs snatches a back shoulder touchdown for the tie followed by Samori Toure grabbing a “think fast” laser from Jordan Love for the 2-point conversion.
Patient, creative play-calling
Coach Matt LaFleur, was subtly underrated while winning 39-games in his first three-seasons as coach as someone just riding the coattails of Aaron Rodgers. Playing the home opener against a very good Saints defense, missing four of his best offensive players, the offensive mastermind kept throwing plays against the wall. A flea flicker early, an end-around to his slot-corner kick returner, and fade after fade after yet another missed fade, the coach kept on digging into his bag of tricks until he found the right toy.
Then, there was first time starting QB Jordan Love. For 3 quarters his accuracy was not good, his long ball was too long, or off just enough. Early in the game he couldn’t even get it right with his cleats, slipping on the flea flicker/pass back that could have been a 30-40 yard gain. We don’t know if his 4th down miss to Emanuel Wilson was his fault, but it felt like a Wayne Larrivee “dagger” to the Packers chances to win.
Crunch-time
For most of the final 15 minutes Love seemed to channel his inner Joe Montana, Aaron Rodgers and John Elway. He simply made play after play. You could feel his teammates and the fans rallying around him.
The aforementioned Colin Cowherd and a small segment of Packer fans predicted Jordan Love would be a bust. With so little evidence, I’m amazed when people say things quite that stupid. Cowherd saying stupid things is not surprising at all, it’s a matter of seeing his lips moving.
At this point, Love has plenty to improve upon, like his overall accuracy and particularly his long-ball but with training camp and 3-games under his belt, we’ve seen enough to say this guy is not, NOT, a bust. With practice and more character building, he may be a franchise QB.
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[ad_1] Before blowing out the Denver Broncos on Sunday, the Miami Dolphins honored Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Deputy Ryan Clinkunbroomer, a fan of the franchise who was gunned down Sept. 16 in what authorities have described as an ambush. Deputy William Warner, who trained Clinkunbroomer, told The Times he often teased him about his allegiance to the Dolphins and would ask his trainee when he was going to start backing his team, the San Francisco 49ers. Clinkunbroomer’s response: “The 49ers suck, sir.”The Dolphins posted on X, the social media site formerly called Twitter, a photograph of a Dolphins jersey with “Clinkunbroomer” on the back, as well as the message, “Before today’s game, we paused to remember and honor Deputy Ryan Clinkunbroomer, a life-long Dolphins fan and member of the Los Angeles County Sheriffs Dept, who was tragically killed in the line of duty earlier this month. Our thoughts and prayers are with his family, friends and community.” Clinkunbroomer, 30, was shot to death in his patrol car while on duty in Palmdale. Kevin Cataneo Salazar, 29, has been charged with his murder. The Palmdale resident, described by his mother as a paranoid schizophrenic, has pleaded not guilty by reason of insanity. Authorities have not disclosed a motive. [ad_2]
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Players of EA FC 24 are being tricked into believing they packed Lionel Messi
The new installment of EA Sports' premier football video game franchise signals the beginning of a fresh journey in Ultimate Team mode. Players in EA FC 24 are playfully misled into thinking they've obtained one of the game's top-tier players. Although Lionel Messi may no longer hold the title of the best player in EA FC 24, the Argentine World Cup champion still possesses an impressive rating of 90, ranking just below Kylian Mbappe, Erling Haaland, Alexia Putellas, and Kevin de Bruyne in terms of overall rating. This means that Messi remains an exceptionally coveted player when it comes to opening packs in Ultimate Team mode. However, players have stumbled upon an unfortunate twist. When you open a pack in Ultimate Team, you are provided with hints about the best player you've acquired, such as their nationality, position, and team, before the player's identity is revealed. As it turns out, Messi is not the only Argentine player on the Inter Miami squad. @castro1021 I GOT TROLLED IN EA FC 24! #castro1021clips#eafc#messi#castro#fifa24#castro1021♬ Love You So - The King Khan & BBQ Show 75-rated Facundo Farias has led to several initial instances in EA FC 24 where players mistakenly believed they had obtained Messi, only to realize their error later on. Messi plays as a center forward (CF) in the game, while Farias plays as a central attacking midfielder (CAM). These encounters have already given rise to amusing video clips circulating on social media, including one from EA FC 24 streamer Castro, who had a particularly entertaining reaction to being tricked. This situation serves as a lesson for players to approach EA FC 24 with caution and not jump to conclusions when opening packs in Ultimate Team mode. It's likely that there will be more playful surprises throughout the year, and a similar situation might occur with Kylian Mbappe, who shares both nationality and position with his Paris Saint-Germain teammate Hugo Ekitike, providing another opportunity for humorous mix-ups. Read the full article
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Reality TV’s Impact on Society
Reality TV is a popular genre of television programming that focuses on unscripted circumstances and real people. This category of programming frequently has people or groups of individuals being followed by cameras as they go about their regular lives or compete in various tasks. TV shows have grown in popularity in recent years, and several have entered the public sphere.
The public sphere, as defined, is a space or realm where people gather to discuss and debate issues of public importance, and reality TV plays a part in developing it by portraying real-life situations and issues that stimulate dialogues and arguments among viewers. Reality TV programmes give people from all origins and viewpoints a place to express their experiences and tales, which can increase empathy and understanding among viewers and encourage greater inclusivity and diversity in public life. For instance, the singing competition show on American Idol offered a venue for young artists to display their skill and be seen by a large audience. The programme provoked public arguments regarding the music business and the function of talent competitions in determining the direction of popular music. The Real Housewives franchise, which chronicles the lives of rich women in various places across the globe, is another example. These programmes provide a window into the social dynamics and high-class lifestyles, despite the fact that they are frequently criticised for their drama and excitement.
The culture and society are affected by reality TV. Growing celebrity culture is one interesting effect of it. Because of their participation in reality TV, influencers and celebrities gain long-term popularity and success. One TV show that can be related to this impact is Keeping Up with the Kadarshians.
The emphasis of Keeping Up with the Kardashians is the blended family of Kardashian-Jenner's private and professional lives. The series debuted on October 14, 2007 and aired for 20 seasons. It has subsequently become one of the longest-running reality television series in the country (Fandom, n.d). The Kardashian-Jenner family, the stars of this long-running reality TV programme, have built a media and fashion empire worth billions of dollars by leveraging their notoriety and power. This show have changed the viewers’ their way to speak, way to dress and way to contour. They also invented influencer culture, gave their America a new language to talk about transitioning and opened up difficult conversations around body image and mental health (Craik, 2021). Since the success of this reality series, the Kadarshian-Jenner family planned the next development of several spin-off shows and other related programming such as Kourtney and Khloé in Miami, Kourtney and Kim Take Miami, Kourtney and Kim Take New York, Khloé & Lamar, Kourtney and Khloé Take The Hamptons, Dash Dolls, Rob & Chyna, I Am Cait and Life of Kylie.
A lot of reality television stars rely on social media to grow their fan base or maintain it after they have done filming a programme. To improve their popularity and viewership, some reality TV shows target individuals who already have a sizable internet fan base. Other contestants on reality TV shows might wish to use social media to keep up their star status by interacting with viewers.
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Fandom (n.d), Keeping Up with the Kardashians, viewed 12 May 2023 <https://reality-tv-md.fandom.com/wiki/Keeping_Up_with_the_Kardashians>
Craik L 2021, How the Kardashians have changed the world, Evening Standard, viewed 12 May 2023 <https://www.standard.co.uk/insider/keeping-up-with-the-kardashians-final-season-cultural-impact-b925922.html#>
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Week 5: How has the Kardashians reality tv show made an impact in society
Cities are regularly used by television networks as the main means to distinguish different seasons of a popular reality television programme. The Kardashian franchise on E! has a plethora of spin-offs, including Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami (2009–10), Kourtney and Kim Take Miami (2013), and Kourtney and Kim Take New York (2011–12), all of which are based in certain places. These programmes demonstrate how important city life is to reality television, even though reality television scholarship has not yet addressed this subject. So, it's not as though the happy, optimistic metropolis of reality television is unaware of the political economy of social expulsions. Instead, it is providing a variety of aesthetic, narrative, and characterological tactics to help us create an image of modern urbanity in our minds(Kraszewski, J 2017). Yet, numerous of the opinions, diagrams, and announces we come across on contemporary urban reality shows remind us of earlier periods in urban history while the municipality was residence to every classes (Kraszewski, J 2017). Reality television uses numerous aesthetic tactics to portray today's towns the cities of the political economics of social expulsions. The Kardashian's new series is an example of reality television that I want to discuss. With a compellingly real tale of love and life in the the limelight, this television show draws viewers in(IMDB, 2022). For Twenty seasons, between 2007 to the year 2021, KUWTK the family, rose to fame and were perhaps among the most prominent people in the world. Kim Kardashian praised viewers for their 14 years of encouragement when winning the prize for Best Reality Show at the 2021 People's Choice Awards(Theonila, V 2022). The paths and tracks that viewers take when they explore cultural programming are influencing how they view television and linked social media. Developments reveal much about the types of media that are important to people and how they process these encounters. The social fantasy is linked to this symbolic power of media. Thus, a right to roam suggests that tv story is accessible to anyone, and whether we consume content, share it with others, or retell old tales in new ways, we contribute to the creation of a shared, communal perspective that is shaped and maintained by consumption. One of the conventional ways of experiencing radio, television, books, and print media in the home; these traditional methods are evident when individuals cuddle up in bed with a crime novel or watch their favourite show while sitting on the couch with a cup of tea. This portrayal of people that have been captivated by media narrative in a certain location and period. This outdated mode contrasts sharply with the current always-online, video streaming, play-all option. According to Holt and Sanson (2014), connected viewing includes all of the following: radio, print, television, and social media. This style of seeing is characterised by productivity and several screens being used simultaneously. This is a picture of audiences that have access to a variety of screen cultures and the power to fit their favourite shows into individualised timetables(Hill, A 2018).
Our daily media habits are woven into time over the course of weeks, months, and years as we integrate media into our lives. In this section, embedded interaction is discussed in the context of daily life, where people develop relationships with entertainment over time. In the short term, viewers lose their connection to a preferred show as it becomes less ingrained in their daily lives, but in the long run, broadcasters are betraying viewers at a time when power is shifting away from television's foundation to diverse media content hubs across multiple platforms surroundings. The broadcaster held an area of authority that allowed it to alter the show's schedule in a negative way, destroying viewers' interest in the occasion. This general demise of the television series was greatly influenced by the disregard for a the viewer's expenditure of time as part of their sustained relationship with the brand(Hill, A 2018). The rapidity of current occurrences is emphasised in reality talent shows. The series' more robust collective-social phenomenon competed with the worth and significance of the live events as a transient encounter. When a broadcaster regards viewers as a disposable resource, only having value during the live programme, the significance of a broadcasting occasion, which is based on the connection among television makers and viewers, is destroyed(Hill, A 2018). #mda20009 #digitalcommunities Reference 1. Kraszewski, J 2017, Reality TV, Taylor & Francis Group,ProQuest Ebook Central <https://ebookcentral.proquest.com/lib/swin/reader.action?docID=4813458> 2. IMDB, 2022, The Kardashians, IMDB, April 14 2022, Viewed on 11 May 2023 <https://www.imdb.com/title/tt15791630/> 3. Theonila, V 2022, “Everything To Know About The Kardashians New Hulu Show”, LOFFICIEL, 4 December 2022, Viewed on 11 May 2023 <https://www.lofficielusa.com/pop-culture/kardashians-hulu-show-release> 4. Hill, A 2018, Media Experiences : Engaging with Drama and Reality Television, Taylor & Francis Group, ProQuest Ebook Central <http://ebookcentral.proquest.com/lib/swin/detail.action?docID=5569450>
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National Enquirer, March 15
You can buy a copy of this issue for your very own at my eBay store: https://www.ebay.com/str/bradentonbooks
Cover: Tiger Woods' car crash
Page 2: Bruce Springsteen has beaten the DUI charges leveled against him after federal prosecutors couldn't find a drop of evidence he had been drinking over the legal limit -- with an acceptable blood alcohol level of 0.02 well below the 0.08 threshold at the time of his arrest in Sandy Hook, New Jersey, prosecutors backed off two of their charges for drunken and reckless driving -- the rocker did plead guilty to a third charge, admitting he had two small shots of tequila on federal parkland and for that, he was fines $500 plus $40 in court costs
Page 3: Patrick Dempsey's dreamy return to Grey's Anatomy was a big hit with fans but his well-received cameo left series star Ellen Pompeo seething with jealousy -- Ellen may have permitted Patrick to revisit his old stomping grounds in Meredith Grey's fever dreams in season 17 but she doesn't want him coming back permanently and swiping her hard-earned glory and she considers herself the anchor of the show and thought she was rid of this guy after making the show her own, but now fans are begging for him to be brought back and Ellen is furious -- it's no secret Ellen hated the first 10 years of the show when Patrick was the star and she feels the series got better after he left and she became a big-shot producer, something she'd been demanding for years -- she likes being in control and calling the shots and clearly thinks she got this deal on her merit alone but it's also because she's the star who's lasted the longest; most of the original cast had already left and bosses had to cave in to keep her -- unfortunately being in charge hasn't amounted to better ratings and show has been slipping consistently in recent years and the main reason they brought Patrick back on was to spike the ratings, which it did and now producers are considering offering Patrick a full-time gig but Ellen will do everything in her power to prevent Patrick from stealing her thunder again
Page 4: Home reno gurus Chip and Joanna Gaines are clashing over his wild spending, and she's desperate to rein him in before they land in the poorhouse -- Chip and Jo are rich on paper and worth $20 million in property and assets but they were hit hard by the pandemic like everyone else and recovery has been sluggish to say the least -- they're just getting back on their feet and under a ton of pressure to get their Magnolia network off to a running start but Chip, as usual, is casual when it comes to money and it frustrates Jo to see him buying things they don't need, like new tools and equipment when the old ones work just fine and overpaying on lumber and masonry -- Chip is always shopping and not always for the house; he's got a boot fetish and has dozens of pairs, plus he treats the crew to free cappuccino and treats from their coffeehouse several time a day and Chip wants the best of everything for himself and everyone else
* Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds are ready to welcome baby number four through adoption -- the couple who are parents of daughters James and Inez and Betty hope to find their next child in South America and they've invested time and money sponsoring immigrant children and they're warming up to the idea of providing an orphaned baby or toddler with a forever home -- a 16-year-old girl they sponsored through the Young Center for Immigrant Children's Rights was deported back to Honduras and they were heartbroken, and Blake and Ryan are now determined to provide a child with a happy home and opportunities he or she wouldn't have in their native country
Page 5: Newlyweds Pamela Anderson and Dan Hayhurst are itching to start a family and are already trying for a baby of their own -- 53-year-old Pam tied the knot with the 40-year-old handyman on Christmas Eve at her Vancouver Island home and she's been telling pals they hope to have happy news soon -- Pam wants to build a whole new clan with Dan and he's on board even though they each have kids with their exes and Dan's two kids from a previous relationship are living with the couple at Pam's pad -- the couple love the idea of adopting or going the surrogate route and it's not something they want to waste any time over
Page 6: Weary Kelly Clarkson is juggling her skyrocketing career and brutal divorce battle with estranged husband Brandon Blackstock on less than six hours sleep a night and Kelly has also been pushing to sell her homes in Nashville and Encino, while running her L.A.-based talk show and recording new music -- she's been running herself ragged for months and she's feeling the burn in a big way but despite her exhaustion, she can't sleep and nothing she tries works and the most shut-eye she catches is two, three hours at a time; she lays awake in bed at night worrying and crying
* Suddenly remorseful Kanye West has spiraled into depression and despair since soon-to-be ex-wife Kim Kardashian filed for divorce -- for all their problems, Kanye realizes she was the one person who was there for him whenever he went off the deep end and now he knows he's alone and seriously doubts he can hold his life together -- without Kim and her family to keep his wild impulses in check, he may succumb to the poor judgment and wild mood swings that have marked his chronic bipolar disorder as they were the ones who reminded him to take his meds and steer clear of recreational drugs and now all he has is a circle of yes-men he doesn't listen to anyway -- since the split, Kanye has shuttled between his ranch in Cody, Wyoming and a hotel in L.A. near the sprawling mansion he once shared with Kim and he's been blowing up her phone to beg forgiveness, but she won't take his calls and it's driving him off the deep end again
Page 7: Kourtney Kardashian is fed up with Shanna Moakler's online barbs and is plotting her revenge against the ex-wife of her new squeeze -- since Kourtney and Blink-182 drummer Travis Barker went public with their romance last month, former pageant queen Shanna has been throwing social media shade and Kourtney's tired of taking Shanna's crap and she's going to fire back soon and Kourtney's using her wide network of contacts in Hollywood to bad-mouth Shanna and she's placing calls to casting directors and perspective suitors to put as many potholes in her love rival's path as possible and she plans to make Shanna regret messing with her
Page 8: Nearly two years after Johnny Depp was forced to exit Disney's Pirates of the Caribbean franchise following ex-wife Amber Heard's allegations of abuse, the company has kicked him while he's down by considering her for a plum part -- Johnny is fuming over news that Amber is reportedly in contention to play fairy-tale heroine Rapunzel in the studio's upcoming live-action remake of Tangled -- for Amber to be in the running for a Disney pic is the ultimate insult to him especially because he believes the company made millions of dollars off his name
Page 9: Prince Harry and his wife Meghan Markle had a whopping $500 million motive to betray Queen Elizabeth -- outraged at being cut loose by the British royals, the couple retaliated by secretly negotiating backroom Hollywood megadeals and going public on TV -- Harry and Meghan see themselves as victims of an out-of-touch monarchy and want revenge and selling out Harry's family is the way to get it and cash in big-time; Meghan's convinced they'll have deals totaling $500 million by the end of the year but they better act fast because Hollywood is a fickle town where even royalty can be chewed up and spat out
Page 10: Hot Shots -- Amelia Hamlin stuck to the shore while pink-haired beau Scott Disick made waves in Miami, Steve Martin nibbled on a pretzel while filming Only Murders in the Building in NYC, Floyd Mayweather turned 44 and celebrated with a birthday bash in Miami, Bachelorette reject Tyler Cameron showed off his toned tummy in Florida
Page 11: Drew Barrymore feels deeply for dad-controlled Britney Spears because she's been there: she said her mom locked her away in a loony bin for over a year when she was just 13 -- Drew said it's hard to grow up in front of people and she empathizes with Britney and Paris Hilton and any star who can't escape the glare of celebrity -- Drew's mom put her in a place that was a full psychiatric ward and says she used to laugh at those Malibu 30-day places because she was in a place for a year and a half called Van Nuys Psychiatric and you couldn't mess around there and if you did, you would either get thrown in the padded room or put in stretcher restraints and tied up
* Eddie Murphy famously bragged he has never changed a diaper in his life despite having so many kids and now he's set on having another baby with fiancee Paige Butcher and this will make baby No. 11 for Eddie -- he says his genes are incredible as ever, so why stop; he's super fit and Paige is in amazing shape at age 41 and wants at least one more baby so they're going to go for it and are already trying
Page 12: Straight Shuter gossip column -- CNN could blitz news veteran Wolf Blitzer as the network revamps its lineup and TV is a young person's game and no one knows that better than Wolf and after 31 years at CNN, he sees new faces getting promoted and knows his days are numbered and Jim Acosta and Poppy Harlow are the future of CNN, not Wolf -- although Wolf's airtime has been cut as Jake Tapper's role expands, he isn't bitter or angry but instead he's grateful for an amazing run
* Love It or List It star Hilary Farr is moving on to her own show and leaving partner David Visentin in the dust -- Hilary's new show is basically the same one she and David have been doing for years, with him edited out and David was blindsided by the news and he knows HGTV has sent out a casting notice for the new show and he's hurt and angry especially because Love It or List It hasn't been renewed yet
* Sacked Dancing with the Stars host Tom Bergeron has reached out to Chris Harrison after he stepped away from The Bachelor amid a racist scandal -- Tom wasn't fired over a scandal, but he knows exactly what Chris is going through because both of them thought they had a job for life, but nothing lasts forever -- Tom is a good guy and wants Chris to know he's around if Chris needs anything
* Tom Felton, who played Draco Malfoy in the Harry Potter films, spruced up for the camera (picture)
Page 13: Brooke Shields isn't letting a busted leg keep her down but she's taking her recovery one step at a time -- she shared an Instagram video showing her cautiously hobbling on crutches and explained she broker her femur and she was beginning to mend -- she didn't reveal what caused the unlucky break
* Outspoken actress Rose McGowan is living a charmed life in Mexico and the Harvey Weinstein accuser has headed south of the border and vows never to return to the United States -- she got her permanent residency card from Mexico and is grateful to have it and says it's a really healing land and it is truly magical -- she moved at the dawn of the COVID-19 pandemic because she knew it was going to get really bad in America and she had a moment to figure out where she wanted to be
* Picky perfectionist Blake Shelton listens to around 300 songs to choose what to record for each of his albums, according to his longtime producer -- music pro Scott Hendricks said he wades through nearly 3000 tracks by professional songwriters to select tunes for Blake to consider and then Blake methodically whittles down the nominees until he's certain which songs he wants to record but Scott admitted that process is more difficult for him culling the 300 from the 3000 -- Scott, who has worked with Blake for most of his career, said of their close professional relationship that the chemistry works and they have recorded several hundred or more songs together and they are getting ready to go do some more
Page 14: Crime
Page 15: Killer kingpin Joaquin "El Chapo" Guzman's busted beauty queen bride will be marked for death behind bars -- if Emma Coronel Aispuro snitches to the feds about the bloodthirsty Mexican Sinaloa drug cartel long run by her caged husband, she'll put a big fat bulls-eye on her back -- according to a federal complaint, Coronel was intimately involved in her husband's multibillion-dollar drug-running racket and acted as his criminal agent while he was on the lam and the mother of El Chapo's two young daughters helped mastermind her spouse's daring 2015 tunnel escape from a Mexican prison and also paid him $100,000 for another failed bust-out a year later -- they are going to put the heat on her to spill more details on other top operatives in the cartel and take them down, too, but if she spills, it will be open season on her on the inside
Page 16: Dr. Dre appears to rap about estranged wife Nicole Young in a song filled with angry, explicit lyrics calling someone in his life a greedy bitch -- DJ Silk previewed part of a new track from Dre full of digs presumably at Nicole, with whom he has been locked in a nasty divorce -- his lyrics include: Trying to kill me with them lies and that perjury/ I see you trying to f--k me while I'm in surgery / In ICU death bed on some money s--t / Greedy bitch take a pic / Girl you know how money get
* Hollywood Hookups -- Lorenzo Lamas is set to wed for the sixth time to model Kenna Scott, Justin Hartley and Chrishell Stause are officially divorced, Adam Rippon is engaged to Jussi-Pekka Kajaala
Page 17: Former Home Improvement kid Zachery Ty Bryan has pleaded guilty to two felony counts of domestic violence -- Zachery, now 39, has been sentenced to three years of probation and will also have to take part in a batterer intervention program
* John Mayer has dated a succession of famous singers including Katy Perry, Taylor Swift and Halsey and he hopes they write chart-topping songs about him and admitted he'd be jazzed if his exes enshrined him in song, saying sometimes a song is so good he hopes it's about him and he even scours their lyrics for clues -- Taylor already has several tracks that have been linked to John including Dear John
* Ruthless chef Gordon Ramsay said he's cooked up his own plan to keep his kids humble -- he has five kids with wife Tana: Megan, twins Holly and Jack, Tilly and Oscar but said he plans to leave most of his reported $200 million fortune to charity -- Gordon explained his kids must tidy up after dinners, can only fly coach and are expected to learn how to cook for themselves and he's forbidden them from taking costly taxis and the foulmouthed foodie insisted they don't swear
Page 18: American Life
Page 19: Roseanne Barr was blindsided by a humiliating new scandal after risque photos from the early '90s recently emerged which appear to show her teenage daughters licking her boobs -- Roseanne posed for the shots with her two youngest girls at a Glamour Shots studio in Iowa more than 25 years ago and the photographer who claimed he snapped the fake lesbian lovefest but did not want to be named dished Roseanne and daughters Jessica and Jennifer who are now in their mid-40s happily hammed it up for the camera but decades later Roseanne and her daughters are all mortified and embarrassed by these pics; they were horsing around years ago and never thought they'd see the light of day
Page 20: Cover Story -- Still recovering from agonizing back surgery, Tiger Woods was pushing himself to the limit when he flew off a California cliff into a career-crushing car accident -- lawmen said the golf legend was lucky to be alive after the horrific wreck that shattered his right leg -- the accident only added to Tiger's physical problems; his movement has been restricted since a fifth back operation in December and he was unable to play golf despite an appearance at a local tournament the weekend before the bloody wreck -- at a press conference days before cheating death, Tiger admitted he was worried about his physical condition and his ability to play again, saying a lot of it is based on his surgeons and doctors and therapist and making sure he does it correctly and he doesn't have a lot of wiggle room left -- Tiger could barely move, and it seemed to get him down and his back rehab has been brutal and he was hobbling around and distraught but he refused to give into his condition and his tough-as-nails mindset could have contributed to the crash: when a person is overwhelmed by physical pain, that dominates everything they do and if you're behind the wheel of a car and in physical pain, it can distract you and likely lead to this kind of disaster -- Tiger was eager to get to a TV taping on the morning disaster struck and he seemed impatient when he left the Terranea Resort in Rancho Palos Verdes, an L.A. suburb, just after 7 a.m. and although traffic cameras show he was driving within the speed limit, his Genesis GV80 SUV crossed the center median onto the opposite side of the road and flipped -- authorities said Tiger appeared lucid to first responders and there were no signs the recovering addict was under the influence of alcohol or drugs and they did not request a blood test when Tiger was rushed to the hospital from the crash site and the incident was an accident -- Tiger was taken to nearby Harbor-UCLA Medical Center, where doctors said his broken bones protruded through his right leg and they put a rod in his leg and used screws and pins to stabilize the break and his ankle -- it will take three to four months to heal and then eight months of physical therapy and it is unlikely he will ever run again and he may have a limp and in terms of golf, just walking for extended periods of time will be a big deal and recovery will be agonizing; it's a very real possibility that Tiger's taken his final swing
Page 21: Addiction experts warned Tiger Woods' recovery will test his sobriety after his stint in rehab for prescription painkiller use and it is very, very common for a patient in recovery to relapse after a trauma like the one suffered by Tiger and exposure to painkillers administered directly or prescribed after a physical trauma is highly likely to trigger a relapse -- Tiger will probably need painkillers to get through this, but he'll also need to be connected with like-minded people to keep him away from his old thinking that pills are the solution to his problems
Page 22: Desperate Ghislaine Maxwell has offered to renounce her British and French citizenships in a new bid to get out of jail -- the disgraced socialite's last two stabs at freedom including one package offering $22.5 million as bond money were rejected by a judge who deemed her a flight risk -- now according to her lawyers, Ghislaine will formally commence the procedure to renounce her foreign citizenship to satisfy any concerns the court may have that she may try to seek a safe haven in France or the U.K. -- Justice Department officials were concerned Ghislaine would flee to France, where she was born, since the country has no extradition treaty with the U.S.
* Woody Allen claimed his own words are being used to attack him in the bombshell Allen v. Farrow documentary -- Woody has repeatedly denied adopted daughter Dylan Farrow's claims he sexually abused her when she was seven at her mom Mia Farrow's home -- Woody blasted the documentary which rehashes the claims as a shoddy hit piece and a hatched job riddled with falsehoods adding the filmmakers stole from his autobiography
Page 26: Twice-divorced Ricki Lake's engagement to California attorney Ross Burningham has insiders fearing she may suffer yet another heartbreak -- she announced her happy news on Instagram but Ricki has seen far more than her share of bad luck in the romance department and everyone is praying this final shot at love doesn't end in despair and it's never Ricki's fault, but she's never found a man who could keep her happy
Page 28: A lurid landscape of drug-fueled orgies, suicidal thoughts and fake sexual enthusiasm will play out in a new television series based on model and reality star Holly Madison's X-rated confessions from her shocking 2015 biography Down the Bunny Hole -- Madison first exposed the sleazy details of how she and other young women were plied with drugs and coerced to participate in sex parties with Playboy founder Hugh Hefner in exchange for acting as his girlfriends and getting to live inside the iconic L.A. mansion along with a weekly $1000 stipend -- the limited series will star actress Samara Weaving as Holly, who was a member of Hef's harem between 2001 and 2008 -- Holly, Kendra Wilkinson and Bridget Marquardt became the notorious stars of the reality show The Girls Next Door which debuted in 2005 and focused on their seemingly glamorous life with Hef but glossed over the dark secrets behind the scenes -- in her bombshell confessions, Holly revealed the 22-bedroom manor was actually a foul pigsty filled with stained mattresses where Hef's live-in ladies were forced to perform weird bedroom rituals and look excited by it
Page 29: Jack Osbourne has listed his sprawling California home for rent at $16,500 a month -- the 35-year-old son of Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne is offering the five-bedroom, 5600-square-foot home in Studio City unfurnished -- Sharon was recently seen outside the home with moving vans helping Jack prep the property -- Jack, who suffers from multiple sclerosis, bought the home in 2014 when he was married to Lisa Stelly; the couple divorced in 2018 and share three children: Andy, Pearl and Minnie
* Heidi Klum has snipped all threads tying her to dad Gunther Klum after the cosmetics and modeling honcho skipped her wedding -- Heidi dumped her manager dad after he snubbed her August 2019 ceremony in Capri with guitarist Tom Kaulitz of the band Tokio Hotel and she has also ended her German enterprise Heidi Klum GmbH, originally overseen by Gunther -- Heidi and her dad had a falling out over Tom and Gunther never really approved of him and was dead set against the marriage and it drove a wedge in their relationship
Page 32: Health Watch
* Ask the Vet -- an African Gray Parrot with a feather-picking problem
Page 34: Barack Obama broke a buddy's nose over a racist remark -- he revealed the two classmates were playing basketball when his friend hurled a racial slur and he popped him in the face and broke his nose, Obama told Bruce Springsteen on their podcast Renegades: Born in the USA -- Obama said he doesn't think his pal even knew what the word meant, just that it was meant to be hurtful
* Country singer Keith Urban has shrunk to 140 pounds as the former addict is hooked on a bizarre diet of nuts and berries and even worse, the five-foot-ten crooner appears to be growing thinner and friends are worried the stress of his demanding career and his desperate desire to be a good husband to Nicole Kidman may push him over the edge -- no one sees him eating much more than handfuls of raw almonds or sunflower seeds and berries washed down with gallons of water -- though he's been sober since 2006, pals fear the struggle to avoid giving in to temptation as well as hearing Nicole purportedly mended fences with ex-hubby Tom Cruise may be weighing on the star -- despite his bony appearance, Keith thinks he looks great
Page 40: Evil ISIS terrorists are using the COVID-19 pandemic as cover while they rebuild their network and mastermind new attacks and both Iraq and the U.S. are in their crosshairs -- because the West has been focused on dealing with the pandemic, ISIS and new groups sprung from their shattered forces have been reloading and plotting revenge, according to Ryan Mauro of the terrorist-monitoring Clarion Intelligence Network -- the pandemic has brought decreased confidence in Western governments, which has emboldened the terrorists to launch sleeper cell attacks on foreign soil
Page 42: Red Carpet -- Anya Taylor-Joy
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HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS
Justice is coming to “Fast and Furious 9” in a big way: with the return of Sung Kang as beloved Toretto family member Han.
Han’s homecoming was teased in a new trailer for Universal’s May 22 action sequel, directed by frequent series helmer Justin Lin, which sees Vin Diesel‘s Dominic Toretto trying to leave his quarter-mile-at-a-time life behind.
“It’s emotional — it feels like I’m going back to a family reunion,” said the actor ahead of his surprise appearance onstage at Friday’s pre-Super Bowl trailer premiere and concert event in Miami. “It’s a relationship that has been missing in my life since the last ‘Fast.’”
The trailer is expected to make its television debut on Sunday during the big game.
Han’s return to the franchise comes as a shock partly because the death of the character, who was introduced in the third film, has been depicted multiple times onscreen in the nine-film series — in 2006’s “Tokyo Drift,” again in 2013’s “Fast & Furious 6" and again at the beginning of 2015’s “Furious 7.”
Then again, no blockbuster series has played as fast and loose with the rules or with its own mythology as the $5-billion-plus grossing saga that began as the humble tale of macho street racers in 2001’s “The Fast and the Furious.”
Kang became a pivotal linchpin when he originated the role of Han in 2006 threequel “Fast and Furious: Tokyo Drift.” His character proved so charismatic that director Lin and screenwriter Chris Morgan bent time to bring him back for the next three films, making “Fast & Furious,” “Fast Five” and “Fast & Furious 6” prequels to “Tokyo Drift.”
That bold move made Han a bridge between Dominic Toretto’s crew of L.A. street racers and the international roster of spies, special operatives and professional thieves the films are now known for. But how the franchise treated its only Asian American main cast member after that led to fan outrage and the hashtag #JusticeForHan.
At the end of “Fast & Furious 6,” filmmakers tinkered with the series’ canon to reveal who had actually been responsible for Han’s death: British ex-operative Deckard Shaw. Played by Jason Statham, the new character was introduced causing the fiery crash that claimed Han’s life.
The seventh film began with the grieving Toretto crew out to avenge the murder of their close friend. By the next installment, however, fans were in for a shock: Refashioning Statham’s Shaw into a hero, “Fate of the Furious” saw Dom seemingly forgive the former villain, who even got an invite to the family barbecue.
The abrupt turn spawned the #JusticeForHan hashtag. Social media outcry increased when Statham, now a full-fledged good guy, got his own spinoff movie last year opposite Dwayne Johnson, “Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw.”
For Kang, watching the “Justice for Han” movement rally around the character that launched his career was initially hard to process.
“At first it was easy to dismiss it,” he said. “I wondered, does the audience really have a voice?”
On the outside of creative decisions that were being made as the franchise continued to evolve without him, Kang himself wondered if the retconned Shaw storyline left Han’s legacy out in the cold. “When Shaw came in and was revealed to be the killer and got invited into the family fold … that’s where you went, ‘Well, is this character being respected?’”
Han’s return to the franchise coincides with the return of director Lin, who indicated where his heart lies when he was spotted on the “Fast 9" set wearing a “Justice for Han” T-shirt. The upcoming film is written by Daniel Casey.
Source: https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/movies/story/2020-01-31/fast-furious-9-trailer-sung-kang-justice-for-han
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Okay once more with feeling, with the characters being at the ages they would be in 2020 as opposed to the series, how would the characters of Stranger Things react to the COVID-19/Coronavirus Pandemic? I will include my theories.
Eleven: Stocked up on Eggos and other ingredients, uses recovered psychic powers to keep an eye on the Party and her in-laws, tells her and Mikes’ kids to lay off of Eggos.
Jim Hopper: The cabin is newly constructed, he lives off the land, Facetimes with Joyce, constructed some booby traps (letting the Party know), planting signs informing at-risk people live there.
Ives Sisters: Ordering in and sanitizing everything and in contact with Eleven and the kids as they are senior citizens, Mikes’ and Elevens’ eldest (who is into clean eating and going to college nearby) stays with them, watching them and teaching them social media and clean eating.
Joyce Byers: Stocked up on some frozen foods and froze casseroles, making calls with her PTA voice, Facetiming the kids and grandkids, Will’s husband (of Latin extraction) sends a bunch of Vicks to her (as with the rest).
Will Byers: Facetiming family, set up D&D on Zoom, his husband keeps him fed and sanitized and in stock with Vicks, keeping indoors as he is sure he is at risk, sanitized self and moved in to keep an eye on Hop and Joyce.
Jonathan Byers: Taking photos, Facetiming, getting exercise to keep ready for battle, improving on home surgical skills, doing some homeschooling with his and Nancy’s kids and even virtual for the Partys’ kids, sanitizing everything, livestreaming tributes to fallen musicians even Kenny Rogers for Bob Newby.
Nancy Wheeler: Cleaning, exercising to keep ready for battle, stockpiling on her weapons, writing blog pieces and active on social media, homeschooling, Facetiming, sends reminders in text and social media and on the phone to tell Karen to sit down at home, checks in on Barb’s parents.
Mike Wheeler: Using limited cooking skills for Eleven’s energy, taking cooking tutorials, often uses Eleven’s physical help with strenuous stuff, tells kids to lay off of “Mommy’s Eggos” and promises he will cook them some homemade ones (albeit burnt), Facetiming, Karen can hear him screaming to sit down at home from 20 miles.
Karen Wheeler: Cleaning house, doing YouTube livestream exercise classes and at home beauty and cooking tutorials, Facetiming, is frustrated as all her kids tell her to stay her ass at home and her daughter in law is using her psychic powers to keep an eye on her.
Holly Wheeler: Lives away from home, tells her parents to sit their asses down (Ted is redundant), Facetimes siblings, keeps up to date with all information and news coming out, sanitizes everything, even delivery and pickup, re-watches all her childhood favorites, makes Nancy and Mike tell her what was going on when she was a kid.
Ted Wheeler: Sits his ass down without being told, doesn’t worry about food as Karen and the kids handle it, misses the grandkids’ presence but relieved he doesn’t have to endure collective eye-rolling from them and their parents and Karen, doesn’t think Trump is doing much wrong on purpose but doesn’t know what to think, uncomfortable with Samuel Jackson saying “Sit Your Ass At Home” as language....
Dustin Henderson: D&D livestreaming, frustrated he can’t go out but keeping an eye on his mom and needed her help and Suzie’s help with their kid before her spring break as he wanted “to party” in Miami. Falls for fake news sometimes which Suzie corrects, Suzie texts him “thanks” for the camping trailer he bought impulsively 6 years ago as she camps there after her shifts at the hospital and she made contact with her estranged parents again and glad to see they loved him and Claudia.
Claudia Henderson: At home with her son and daughter in law and two grandchildren, she goes on social media to remind people that Hillary warned them about Trump being an incompetent for a crisis, was a Warren supporter and mourning her out of the race, keeps in touch with young feminists over social media and goes on Tumblr on the regular.
Lucas Sinclair: Has hoarded New Coke when it came out again and other sodas and snacks for family movie nights, learning social media from the kids, argues and makes love to Max, uses his spying skills to keep an eye out for violations, tells parents where they can watch livestreams of church services, made the mistake of dropping in on Dustin’s house with Dustin armed with Lysol.
Erica Sinclair: Stocked up on candies and ice cream long before this, orders in food or pick up, devised creative weapons, grades her students’ with a flourish, Facetimes Lucas and Max and their kids, home schools economics to the Party’s kids, childfree and loving it, reminds her parents it’s not a good time to even be having kids, gets anxious about the state of capitalism and all the “eat the rich” memes and Parasite and The Hunt really got to her. Has opinions on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and is a authority on the franchise.
Mr. and Ms. Sinclair: Staying home, their kids really get on them about going out, in their day one obeyed their parents and respected them by not objecting to them or letting them do things but now their kids and grandkids are telling them to stay home for their own good, Mr. Sinclair has learned livestreaming and zoom from his grandkids two years ago and set up VA meetings on zoom while Ms. Sinclair has been introduced to channels like The Take, For Harriet, and even set up her own accounts on Tumblr and Pinterest. Also makes “dates” with Mr. Sinclair to take virtual trips.
Murray Bauman: Elderly but has been sanitizing things and even created his own hazmat suit, looks with pride on his 30 year stock of toilet paper, has lots of vodka.
Dr. Sam Owens (if still alive): Keeping everyone up to date with information from his colleagues before he retired, letting them know that the President was aware of the news but ignored it, tells Hop and Joyce that he also has some mentees aware of the Hawkins Conspiracy and can be addressed if things go wrong.
Robin Buckley: Watches movies on Amazon Prime, Netflix, MUBI, Hulu and streams tv series. Active Tumblr and argues on Facebook. Doing zoom lectures for her students, “lunches” with Erica between their classes, gets high with Steve over Facebook Live, does virtual meetings of local LGBTQIA groups, flowers to Barb’s grave for her parents (she told them about a relationship she and Barb had in the past and was welcomed warmly).
Steve Harrington: Home a lot, exercises, has been clean eating for years and keeps up a high protein diet, organic gardening, checks on the Party, sanitizes constantly, does YouTube tutorials for hair and exercise, active on Twitter and Instagram where he is in constant contact with a long distance (for now) partner.
Keith (ew): Still wiping his nose on his sleeve, people give him dirty looks more, eating junk, and not exercising. Still hoping Nancy will hit him up.
Mr. and Mrs. Holland: Staying home, Nancy checks in on them also their relatives, delivery sent to their home, they still miss Barb and wish she was there, they stay in contact with Robin who orders flowers for Barb’s grave.
Max Mayfield: Practices her skateboarding and gets her and Lucas’s kids to , film her for tutorials, argues with Lucas and then they make pre-menopausal love, frustrated at her white roots showing in her hair.
Susan Hargrove: Has thankfully divorced from Neil a long time ago, is ecstatic (but guilty) when she hears he died from the virus with his last words being “it’s all a hoax”, Facetimes Max and Lucas and their kids and stays at home making dinner for one (even if she gets distracted and it burns) and taking virtual tours of countries Neil disliked in peace.
Kali Prasad: Uses psychic powers to ward off anyone who encroaches on her space and is not practicing social distancing, if she does go out at all (aside from exercising).
Samantha Stone: Does YouTube vids about 1980s music history and alternative culture to young people, supports Bernie Sanders for President, and donates $100 a month to The Take on Patreon.
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