#Forget what I was saying I forgot I can queue things

[residentialsinyomakai]

Okok last one for like. At least a few hours promise but I

Drew a squid

(+wip under cut!!)

REALLY early wip I might not finish but i have a fun little thingy planned. Maybe. Who knows. I'm sure at least a few of you recognize the area =u=;

[emmyrosee]

ofc bcs u're my fave haikyuu dad writer and the only one who satisfies my baby fever 🥵 hehe can i request baby tsumu who still cannot determine who among samu and tsumu is his/her real dad? like she often gets confused every damn time when they're altogether and tsumu has never been betrayed like that for his whole pretty life.

anw, i hope u're happy and pls always stay safe!! ilyyyy 💓💞💋

- 🩸

Hey hey!! Welcome to the party 🩸💖💖💖

WAIT OKAY SO THIS IS SO CUTE STOP-

Like I’m a firm believer that she knows the complete difference between the two of them, she sees them both so often that the differences are really obvious to her lil mind.

But then, ‘Tsumu goes away for a week or two. And ‘Samu is left being the “man” in the house (though, both men would argue that you wear the pants in the family), it just so happens that Osamu is the male features that Hisako recognizes.

So. Naturally, when Atsumu comes home, he’s got a little hat on his head bc his roots look buckwild, Osamu’s also wearing a hat bc he just came back from Onigiri Miya, and for the first time in what seems to be ever, Hisako looks between the two, as if wondering who’s who.

“This is hilarious,” Osamu snorts, enjoying the way Atsumu’s skin crawls at the idea his own kid forgot who he was. The glare he got in return was worth it, as Hisako blinks interested between the two of them, almost as if she was trying to figure out why there were two of them who looked the exact same.

“‘Sako?” You coo, bending over to set down the baby, “don’t you wanna go see dadda?”

“Yeah,” Osamu said, crouching down and opening his arms to entice her to come to him. “Don’t you want to see dadda?”

“Don’t start, Osamu!” Atsumu snaps, crouching down on his own knees, “I’m not in the mood, and I want my baby!”

“I know!” Osamu says dramatically. “She’s going to come over, you’re fine!”

You try your hardest to try your snorts behind your hand, earning a glare from your husband while your child, his baby, his blood and soul, coos happily and crawls quickly over to her uncle- you know she only did it because he’s got the smile and inviting face while her father holds an exhausted features, but the way Atsumu’s face contorts into betrayal when his twin scoops her up into his arms is just the tiniest, littlest bit funny.

“That settles that,” Osamu says cockily, and you chuckle before reaching out for Hisako.

“Atsumu-“

“Don’t talk to me,” he grumbles. You roll your eyes at his dramatics before bringing your baby over, watching as her eyes light up in familiarity.

“‘Tsumu, she didn’t forget you,” you promise, knocking the hat off his head with your free hand. As if on queue, Hisako beams a happy, teething smile up at your husband, and you can see him completely melt to her. “You two look the same with hats on. Hell, I get you two confused sometimes.”

“Truly one of the worst things you could say right now,” atsumu snips, but the minute he takes the child into his arms, he’s smiling and curling against her and relishing in her smell, her own tiny hands grasping at his hair. “Never wanna leave you again,” he murmurs, but he’s quick to shoot you a playful glare. “The two of you? I could pass on.”

“No, you couldn’t,” you assure, kissing his temple before turning on your heel to head into the kitchen.

He sighs and looks at his twin with a dramatic sigh. “No, I couldn’t.”

[pinkpastels113]

I literally forgot all numbers in existence soooo what are your favorite songs of the playlist and what number are they? Expected them to be higher? Lower?

from this ask meme

9. BIRDS OF A FEATHER- billie eilish

And I don't know what I'm crying for I don't think I could love you more It might not be long, but baby, I I'll love you 'til the day that I die

i think the standing for this song is pretty good! i'm pleasantly surprised actually haha that i listened to it for so many times this year for it to place this high... so ig you can say that i had expected it to be lower? not in a bad way tho. im happy with it :))

18. senorita- shawn mendes, camila cabello

Locked in the hotel There's just some things that never change You say we're just friends But friends don't know the way you taste, la-la-la 'Cause you know it's been a long time coming Don't you let me fall, oh Ooh, when your lips undress me Hooked on your tongue Ooh, love, your kiss is deadly Don't stop

this whole section can be the premise/plot of a fanfic i fear (as well as the general vibe of this entire song) so i expected it to be higher on the wrapped playlist hmph

20. diet pepsi- addison rae

Break all the rules 'til we get caught Fog up the windows in the parking lot

Higher. that's all.

21. starboy- the weeknd, daft punk

House so empty, need a centerpiece Twenty racks, a table cut from ebony

21's my favorite number (birthday date teehee) and im pretty content with this being the song in its spot!!

26. too sweet- hozier

You know you're bright as the morning, as soft as the rain Pretty as a vine, as sweet as a grape If you can sit in a barrel, maybe I'll wait Until that day

perfection. the entire song is perfection. very angsty but also romantic. self-sabotaging love at its finest- i dont deserve you but also pls marry me vibes

(this was my ex-situationship's favorite song for like the longest time and so i had listened to it on repeat when i was pining for her lmfao)

27. all of the girls you've loved before- taylor swift

A heart is drawn around your name In someone's handwriting, not mine We're sneakin' out into town Holdin' hands, just killin' time

HIGHER HIGHER WHY IS THIS SONG NOT NUMBER ONE SMHHH

i would legitimately go to spotify sometimes JUST TO search for this song and put it on like-?? it's giving emotional crying session WHEN IS IT MY TURN kinda love 😔🤚

35. "slut!" tv from the vault- taylor swift

Got lovestruck, went straight to my head Got lovesick, all over my bed Love to think you'll never forget We'll pay the price, I guess But if I'm all dressed up They might as well be looking at us If they call me a slut You know it might be worth it for once

i ascend into the heavens every time this plays but it's so low because unfortunately sometimes i forget it exists sigh since it's pretty new but also was quickly overshadowed by the speak now tv era and ttpd

46. LUNCH- billie eilish

She's takin' pictures in the mirror Oh my God, her skin's so clear Tell her, "Bring that over here" You need a seat? I'll volunteer Now she's smilin' ear to ear She's the headlights, I'm the deer

also higher bc this song is smexyy. i feel like a lot of the songs that are higher in my spotify wrapped list are only there bc they just show up automatically in the "recommended" for you songs after the ones you've manually picked out or your playlist runs out in the queue lmao and im just too lazy to skip it adgshjk, forcing songs like this one to be lower in standing than it should be sigh. but anyways

[hot-take-tournament]

IMPORTANT UPDATE:

NEW SUBMISSIONS DEADLINE

So you've probably noticed that despite submissions officially closing on Friday, it is now well into Saturday.

Let me explain.

Originally, I decided to make the hard deadline midnight Pacific Standard Time, since I know based on when activity peaks on this blog that a lot of you seem to live on the west coast, and wanted to make sure everyone had a chance to put in last minute submissions. But then I stayed up tumbling down the Fate rabbit hole, and because it's a Saturday I overslept until noon. Also, someone asked me what my pronouns were a while back, and despite that being a one-word answer for reasons I can't explain that answer ended up being 2500+ words, and then I fell asleep in the bathtub and forgot to put out the announcement clarifying the new deadline, or queue any overnight polls.

So this is the NEW deadline.

Submissions will now close at MIDNIGHT, PACIFIC STANDARD TIME, FOR REAL.

...until I oversleep and forget to close it again, so it will probably still be open after that. But when I do wake up, I'll close submissions INSTANTLY. But if you do manage to sneak in a little in overtime, I won't blame you, and they'll still be eligible for the bracket.

But this is officially your last call - so please, feel free to send in as many submissions as you like! Remember, this is your last chance!

Thanks for sticking with me and my bullshit guys. Every single one of you is a treasure, and I mean that from the bottom of my heart.

I'll be updating the master post with this information.

There are three other things I want to update you on.

Firstly, a lot of people have started submitting takes through asks - do not do this. Yes, I might make a poll on it, but it will not be eligible for the bracket. Please use the form.

Secondly, yeah, I forgot about the PFP poll again.

The struggles of being an airhead.

The winner of the poll ended up being Hellmo - but I've decided that I can't bring myself to change it. As stupid as it sounds, I've unironically grown so attached to this Astolfo avatar that I genuinely can't bring myself to change it; now that I've gotten so used to it representing me on this blog, the idea of changing it now is heartbreaking to me.

It doesn't help - and I'm being 100% serious - Astolfo was unironically my actual idol when I was a teenager, despite me knowing absolutely nothing about Fate. There's some backstory there which I won't get into now, but I was secretly overjoyed when someone actually suggested them as an avatar, even though it was in literally the weirdest way possible and didn't even relate to 'hot takes' in any way. I didn't say any of that because I didn't want to influence the results, but I will admit that secretly I was really hoping they would win, as unlikely as it was - which is why I decided to use them as an avatar for the short time I had left before the poll closed, knowing they would be swept and that I would be devastated when I did have to change it.

So, I know I said I would abide by the results of every poll, no matter what - it's literally one of the main rules of the blog - but just once I am going to break that rule.

Instead, I'm going to make the Hellmo picture the blog header - I really hope you can at least understand why I'm doing this, and I'm genuinely so, so sorry for letting you guys down like this. I know I've let you guys down before, and I can't apologise enough.

Secondly, I know I've massively overshared on this blog before, and now that I know it might happen again - sometimes I start writing and the words just keep pouring out onto the page - I've decided to start using the tag #h-t-t backstory for those posts if I ever do make another. Those posts might relate to mental health and similar issues, potentially including substance abuse. And I know a lot of you guys don't want to see that, so absolutely feel free to block that tag.

That's all for now - again, thank you all so much, and keep putting in the submissions! <3

[disorentedfae]

gasp bonnet its so important

you like albedo (i almost typed beidou that is confusing...) so i was wondering like uh..whats going on there? i missed his event and everything i read about him i am just left with more questions than answers

he is a top favorite because of first 5 star favoritism (it did not occur to me that banners changed i just assumed albedo was a character you got by default-) and i was like 'wow! fun silly science art boy what a lovely time hes so nice and polite and calm'

and then anything i see about him is like hes going to destroy the tri state area and hes not even real, an evil, evil boy future boss fight

since you like him i wanted to ask you since it could be fun to discuss?

Okay so unfortunately I Moises the first story quest with him 😔.

Anyways so I thing in he’s character quest he says ‘if one day… I lose control… destroy everything… destroy mondstat… can I rely on you to stop me?’ That’s why you see a bunch of corrupt albedo floating around -actually there is another reason too-

So for last Christmas we got ✨susbedo✨ now I don’t i don’t you where there for that event but I’m going to tell you again if you were anyways.

So the adventure’s guild was doing an event at dragonspine - where Albedo resides most time due to experiments - and Eula saw Albedo taking a young boy (I forgot his- the boys’- name but he was the one on the mountain waiting for his dad) to a dangerous area and leave him there. Meanwhile, albedo and the traveler where at a cave ( I forget why) and albedo came out of the cave, said something, and went back in.

So now Eula runs up with amber and Albedo comes out of the cave is like ‘albedo wait the devil were you doing?’ *pans to her butt a solid second somewhere in there cuz it’s Eula and ya know*

So turns out the albedo that came out of the cave the first time wasn’t really the real albedo, and that would be the one who took the kid to that area.

So long story short Albedo, traveler, Bennett, Amber, and Eula where there and then Fake Albedo went and attacked them *queue awesome fight scene* and then real albedo puts his sword through fake albedo’s back so turns out fakebedo was a whopper flower. (Since whopper flowers can mimic other living plants but -*suddenly remembers plot point for this story*- the blood from that one dragon that died in dragonspine (I forget his name damnit 😩. Let’s call him Kalhi) so Kalhi’s blood is infectious and infected the whopperflower so they have to kill it then.

So then everyone leaves dragonspine eventually and goes back to mondstat, and we see a shocking scene back with Albedo

DUN

DUN

DUN

Albeod is talking and it pans up to Another albedo -Susbedo- so Albedo draws his sword and goes to fight this fake.

Next time we see him is in mondstat is when he’s acting very out of character (pretty much probably susbedo and we don’t know where the real Albedo is)

Also I do know the lore as to why there are two of them I could explain if you want

[lightlycareless]

Chapter 30 - thoughts.

Hello everyone!! Here we are… back again… with more notes! The behind-the-scenes, what makes me tick… or not lol.

As always, I do not recommend reading this before reading chapter 30, which you can find right over here in ao3!

Thus, these notes contain SPOILERS.

Now, without any further ado, let’s get into the details 😏

I posted this small spoiler a while ago:

and as foretold, here is a callback of that infamous chapter 12 lol. Even the “Let’s get something to eat” is worded exactly as Naoya did because I wanted to show this is some heavy case of déjà vu, even though it’s not under the same sentiment. As well as to scare y’all with the thousands of possibilities that could lead to the same results as before

Anyways, moving on 😳

Y/N doesn’t want to be there, outside of the necessary, just how Naoya was during the first time they went to the doctor, and Naoya wants to be there, and not because he is eager to learn about Y/N’s condition (although, deep inside him… very, very deep inside, he is, mostly out of his curiosity/ignorance) but rather because he wants to be with her and rekindle what they never had.

I know many were expecting something to happen between the two at this point, specifically in the communication department 😂 but let’s be real hahah Y/N is uninterested In anything that has to do with Naoyaaaa she doesn’t care, she doesn’t bother, and more specifically, she doesn’t want to interact with him (queue a song from the group I now realized most of their songs fit the story perfectly, coincidentally, my favorite one)

Their whole interaction was… hard to write down, and I guess it makes sense because it’s supposed to be frustrating, it’s supposed to be awkward. Show that their relationship is broken (beyond repair?) and everyone can see that 😅 Can you imagine seeing them at a distance and their issues are like so obvious that you're just like

The people helping them throughout they visit must've been like "uuhhh, should we leave?"

Naoya wanting to talk to Y/N was somewhat… pathetic at one point. I felt sorry for him but hey, as I said before, play stupid games win stupid prizes.

He tries to have conversations but he’s just acting… I don’t know how to say it, blindly? Delusional? Like he doesn’t get why she is being so cold towards him without bringing Naoaki—and that’s another thing that even bothered me lol Naoya is very self-conscious, his self esteem is on the ground, if not lower, he literally can’t stop thinking about his brother and his wife and wondering just what kind of things they’d do together 😂 like, I get it but come on!!! (more than I would like to admit 😭)

He's nowhere near understanding what is actually the real cause of his broken relationship, but as they continue to interact (kind of) with one another… maybe he will. Or not. That’s the interesting part that I’m looking forward to explore hehe. If there’s any redemption on Naoya’s part, is not going to be easy, and certainly I don’t think Y/N is willing to accept it right now (or at all) anyways.

I wonder how can he be redeemed? What will it take for him to finally open his eyes?

Now, moving forward to the whole medical thing.

Naoya and Y/N going to certain doctors prior the main consultation was definitely Ranta’s plan. It was something of “You need to reaffirm Y/N’s health beyond any reasonably doubt, is there anything you can do to do that?”

“The doctor did say something about getting examinations…”

And there you have it. Naoya made the call, scheduled the exams, and took Y/N. But I’m not going to say that he didn’t take her before because he forgot, in between work and having the general understanding that her issue was going to be fixed by just “waiting it out” he just… well, Naoya didn’t care about doing anything until it was beneficial for him, since he’s the kind of person to underestimate women’s health and the issues they could have. Let’s not forget he was forged in a misogynistic household so... 😭

Also, I’m not sure if there are certain labs that process your results in matter of hours lol since the earliest I’ve seen is… aa few hours, later that day if you’re there as soon as they open, but who knows?? Money makes the world go round haha. I actually had to go to the doctor a few weeks prior so everything was fresh 😎 I hope that even when time was overlooked, the rest was accurate 😂

From there, Y/N.

Y/N is… healthy. As healthy as she can be. Hormonally I think that’s a bit difficult to find out (and considering that Naoya was doing everything quickly, as well as the doctor and the Zen’in clan not interested in giving her “treatment” for it…) which is why the doctor was a bit curt when it comes to responding Naoya’s question. As well as trying to fill out another agenda.

It’s just putting Y/N in a stickier situation, but at the same time, gives her more time to stay away from Naoya, and get rescued by Hinata on the process. Had the doctor said she was fertile by some reason… ugh. Nope. Or not, because Naobito also gave them a timeline to act if their marriage was to continue, or in Y/N’s case, her life. (Please don’t ask me about times hahahahahah)

However you look at it, they're on the short end of the stick. Y/N is just in the shorter end. (Naoya consoling himself with the fact that at least she won't be with Naoaki in one of those alternatives is nasty. get rid of him, please)

I guess we could say that it would make sense Y/N was healthy. She’s taken the medication the doctor prescribed her, as well as stopped taking anything that might alter her hormonal profile or whatever. And in the sense of her wounds, she’s abstained from doing anything that might worsen that situation, thus, she healed rather quickly… let’s say that her health predicament is a combination of a rather healthy disposition, and well, maybe something having to do with her impressive ascendancy 👀?

We all knew that, however, the doctor and Naoya didn’t and I find it atrocious how they’re scrutinizing her for it.

Writing how Naoya was there while the ultrasound was being performed on Y/N JUST TO SEE IF HE WOULD FIND A FETUS OMG that was super infuriating and demeaning. I was just… UGH instead of wondering if she was ok, if there was a way to support her, Mr. Delusion was thinking about Naoaki and his wife!!! Kajgakgkajghkajgvhjka AND THE WAY THAT HE LISTENED CLOSELY TO THE DOCTOR’S INSTIGATION TO SEE IF SHE WAS TELLING THE TRUTH??? ah, isn’t he a wonderful husband?!

I think that Naoya might’ve kept this a secret from Ranta since he knows he wouldn’t approve of him taking this moment to also check if something had occurred between the two.

Although I presume Ranta already knew his best friend was going to do something like that (Hence the BE GENTLE NAOYA instead—as to make up for the errors he absolutely knew he was going to commit lol) Ranta really is the voice of reason in this situation, yet, wrongly motivated.

And if Naoya is somewhat trying to become… “better” (due to RANTA’S SUGGESTION) he still has a loooong way to go. Hm.

Finally, the doctor :>

Ok so, we already knew he was a terrible, unprofessional man from the last time we visited him, but this was just in a whole ‘nother level. And all because he was previously informed by Naobito himself!!! Even as awful as that really is in the story, I loved writing it because I like tormenting my characters hahah it's a way to ground, remind them of the the fact that even if they were away (feeling somewhat safe) he’s still closely watching.

I’m sure Ranta warned Naoya about it, and Mariya might've considered it, but it was one of those things that they'll have to deal with, even if it’s risky 😅 because both are still getting something beneficial out of it, even if it's the bare minimum.

The instigation on his part, however, although ignited by Naobito… I don’t think it was intended to go as far as it did (He’s still a mere mortal compared to the Zen’in haha so he might get fired from it) but that didn’t stop him. Naobito was pretty clear with what he wanted, to remind them of what's at stake and to stop playing those "stupid games" of getting along with one another and just do what's expected 😳

His words were designed to light a fire under Naoya's ass and stop moping around the estate. Hence, the constant reminder of Y/N's possible infidelity.

And he didn't stop there, he also slandered his close relatives lol it was a combination of "your brother's are worthless, and yet, look at one of them, getting all cozy with your wife :^)"

I would've loved to see him bring Toji into the conversation—I bet Naoya would've jumped to defend him 🙄

Y/N being compared to Tomoko by being “difficult” was foul for both women. Tomoko had a rough set of pregnancies because of Naobito’s obsession with getting a powerful heir that will help him secure the position of leader of the clan. (can't wait to develop her a bit more 😏)

The husbands in the equation are putting their respective wife’s health in a critical condition, and they don’t even realize it… wow. Is this man even passionate about his career? Why did he even choose something like that if he was not going to help them, or at least call them out?

Money, I guess.

But circling back to Naobito’s intervention, it makes me wonder just how far have the rumors of the situation going on between Naoya and Y/N have spread. I doubt the Zen’in are ones to reveal their issues to other clans (at least intentionally) but it kind of reminds me of the situation with the Kamo clan and Noritoshi’s mother.

The L/N knew of it because they were a close relative of hers, as well as being there to receive her when she was eventually cast aside. However, it’s been stated that the Zen’in are particularly… secretive towards Y/N’s family due to something Naoya might’ve or might’ve not done. So at least, we know they don’t know (and care).

As for the rest of the clans, I’m sure the elders have gossiped more than they should’ve (or maybe even the staff) and some words have reached the ears of the Gojo clan whom more likely than not, have people sneakily hidden inside the ranks of the Zen’in staff in hopes of getting something that might benefit them lol.

At the end of the day, this whole chapter was a callback to that infamous doctor visit, and see… what has changed so far. Naoya and Y/N are completely different people from back then, and we’ll see it on the following chapters!

There’s going to be more call backs, (yellow… yukata…) as well as exploring a bit more of loreeeeee!!!! I’m so excited to write these chapters as the story progresses, and overall, just see where the characters take us!!

Gjklagjkahgjka Thank you so much for your patience!! I hope you continue enjoying and supporting the rest of the story!! Take care, and hope to see you soon!.

P.S. These are just the most important parts that I remember as highly influential for writing the chapter, but if there’s something that you’d like to see further explained just send me an ask and I’ll be more than happy to respond!!  ❤  (At the best of my spoiler-free ability, of course)

P.S. 2: I’m going on a break after the following chapter because I’m going on a cruise!! It’s so…. Exciting… 😭 I’m looking forward to it. And who knows? Maybe I’ll get some inspiration out of it hehehehehehheeh

[b10luminescentv01d]

I FUCKING FORGOT TO QUEUE THE POST-

anyway i said i was gonna put my answers in the tags but i talk way too much to just leave them there. i still haven't watched the whole show or the 2017 movie so i could be wrong; but i'm pretty confident! read more if you wanna hear me talk about pastel horses for way too long.

tl;dr: pretty sure number 4's the lie

1: incredibly happy to report that this is true! they are holiday and lofty (scootaloo's aunts), lyra and bon bon, and rainbow dash and applejack!

2: this was in an episode in season 5. luna created this thing called the tantabus to punish herself for becoming nightmare moon. it would give her nightmares every night so she could never forget what she had done. in the episode, the tantabus left luna's dreams to feed on other ponies' fears so it could become powerful enough to escape to the real world. obviously, that would be fucking disastrous, so luna works with the main 6 (and eventually the rest of ponyville) to stop the monster she created. the episode is "do princesses dream of magic sheep" if you wanna watch it!

3: i remember learning about this one when i was a kid! the character is steven magnet, the sea serpent that lost half his mustache in the first episode.

4: again, i'm pretty sure this one is the lie.

5: I FUCKING REMEMBER THIS EPISODE. so there's a competition with the schoolkids to see who will represent ponyville for the Pony Olympics. (they're not competing, it was a dance routine/carrying the flag iirc) obviously, everyone wants to do it, including the cutie mark crusaders! the cmc are consistently bullied by diamond tiara and silver spoon in the first half of the series for not having their cutie marks yet, but it's not slowing them down. one of the cmc is scootaloo, a pegasus that can not fly. so these rich bullies, as rich bullies do, decide to punch even further below the belt. i know this show is meant for kids so they couldn't show the cmc beating the shit out of them but it would be justified.

6: i'm unsure of this one but i think this happened in the 2017 movie. i know fluttershy does talk to one of the storm king's minions and makes them question their life choices but i don't know anything about That One Guy's coworkers getting set on fire.

7: we all know about hearts' warming eve, good. just. Why Did They Have To Be Named That. from what i know, the spirits from the show have nothing to do with what they were named after other than the associations with winter and famine. there are other winter spirits to take inspiration from that wouldn't be cultural appropriation/highly offensive.

8: season 6, episode 3. trixie lulamoon, a stage-magician, comes to ponyville for a third time on an apology tour. she isn't received well since the first time she showed up some kids brought an ursa minor into town to prove her tales of heroism were true (they weren't), and the second time she took over the whole town for like 1-3 days with the help of a magical, corruptive amulet. twilight doesn't trust trixie, but her new student, starlight glimmer, ends up becoming friends with the showpony. they discuss how starlight could use her magic to help trixie with her shows; since trixie's magical expertise lies solely in illusions, while starlight is good at all kinds of magic. this involves trixie diving into a manticore's mouth, and starlight teleporting her out of harm's way. at some point starlight calls out twilight for trying to dictate who she can be friends with and trixie goes "hah! i'm better at friendship than you!" and starlight goes "...were you being my friend just to prove a point?" no one is happy with this turn of events. trixie continues with the revised show under the assumption that starlight won't be there to save her. (obviously starlight does, since this is a kids' show, but still. what the fuck.)

9: i don't have much to say about this one but it's real. i remember seeing the screenshots of this as a kid, but not getting why people were sharing them everywhere.

10: also real. i haven't seen seasons 8 or 9, but i have Heard of cozy glow. i definitely appreciate having a pure evil villain after reforming them for 4-ish seasons straight, but man cozy's a KID. her villainous actions are on par with other characters the show went out of their way to reform, they couldn't TRY to give her a second chance?

11: oh hey it's the Prime Example of why cozy glow should have gotten a second chance! so, lauren faust noticed the adult men that were fans of her show; and that a lot of them were sci-fi nerds. not knowing the havoc these fans would later cause, she decided to base the villain of the season two premiere off of q from star trek; even getting john d lancie to voice the character. this character is discord, spirit of chaos and disharmony, the chimera to end all chimeras, and still one of the most popular villains from the show. he was supposed to be a one-off character, but was so loved by the fans the writers brought him back in season three. fluttershy reforms him in "keep calm and flutter on" and becomes a reoccurring character for the rest of the show. in the final episode, discord and fluttershy are living together after the time skip and it was revealed by one of the writers that discord kissed fluttershy on the cheek in an earlier draft/script notes. they were my first ship as a kid so i was flabbergasted when i found this out.

12: i'm glad we've all heard of equestria girls. everyone say thank you to eqg for giving us sunset shimmer.

Folks who haven't seen My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic:

If you have seen it btw, feel free to vote!! I wanna see if yall remember as well!!

[books-i-finished-reading]

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The seven moons of Maali Almeida - Shehan Karunatilaka

24th May 2024

'I don't care, Aunty. I'm just saying, I can't be here, I have photos to share. I'm in a committed relationship.' 'I am not your Aunty.'

... no one appears to be exhaling smoke or carbon dioxide.

Lankans can't queue. Unless you define a queue as an amorphous curve with multiple entry points.

There are aunties, if given a surname and a school, who can pinpoint any Lankan to the nearest cousin.

'What's The Light?' 'The short answer is Whatever You Need It To Be. The long answer is, I don't have time for the long answer.'

This is absurd. Even the Bank of Ceylon doesn't have Forty-Two floors.

A frightened child calls you a ponnaya, and insult which alleges both homosexuality and impotence, and you will pleas guilty to only one of these charges.

'... if it smells like bullshit, don't swallow it.'

'Were you a believer?' 'Only in stupid things.'

These wars aren't worth dying over. None of them are.

'Always be cheerful. But never put up with shit. And put a lock on that door.'

... the sound of a universe being kicked in the groin.

'I don't listen to rumours. I only spread them.'

'History is people with ships and weapons wiping out those who forgot to invent them. ...'

' Auspicious or suspicious?'

You tried to be no one's friend and ended up being everyone's.

'Forgetting things does not erase them.'

Power is when you can issue threats without speaking them.

Monsoons and full moons make all creatures stupid, especially silly boys in love.

They say the truth will set you free, though in Sri Lanka the truth can land you in a cage.

'... we sacrifice a few to save many. That's how wars work.'

The one good thing you can say about a bomb is that it isn't racist or sexist or concerned about class.

[shahronak47]

Thank you, Malaysia!

A 26 year old boy who has stayed in the one city all his life, one day decides to leave not only his city but his country all together to embark upon a journey in a completely new country where he knows no one. All he has is this new job and flight ticket to a country he has only heard of. He has so many questions on his mind.

Is this company genuine ?

I have heard stories of foreign worker exploitation. What if this company takes away my passport on the first day and make me their slave?

Being vegetarian, will I get decent vegetarian food to eat there?

Where will I stay?

Will I like this new job?

....and so many other questions.

Yes, you guessed it right. This boy is no other than me.

Now looking back, I find myself a bit naive to come to a new country without doing any kind of research. But that naivety and blind trust really has helped me a lot.

My first impression of Malaysia was very good as I was impressed with tall buildings, wide roads, clean surroundings and discipline in traffic. It was a very good learning experience working at a place where there were people from 30 different nationality. Before coming here, I didn't interact much with people from different country and what little I did was very awkward and low in confidence. This was the company where I was regularly interacting with foreigners. I went from being awkward and shy, to talking regularly with them and also making friendships with so many of them. We all exchanged our cultures and traditions with each other and learned a lot from each other.

Since I was very new to this place and had no friends and family I got a lot of time to be with myself. I started to know myself a bit more. I started understanding what I like, what I don't like, how I like etc. It was a truly a defining moment for me. I was discovering myself and it is this phase which actually also defined my career at large. It also gave me the confidence to follow and do things that I love.

I did lot of things on my own like cooking, washing utensils, washing clothes etc. I had never done these things but now since I am staying alone I have to do all of these. Two years in Malaysia and I got married with the love of my life and it was also made possible because I had came to Malaysia. This is a story of it's own which I may or may not share on a public platform.

In these 7 years, I worked with two companies and they have shaped me in different ways. It was also during these 7 years I got an opportunity to work with World Health Organization (WHO) and World Bank (WB) which is an achievement of it's own.

I made some wonderful friends here. Friends that are as good as family and some of them will stay with us forever.

So many things that I owe to Malaysia. Now that I am ending my journey here, I want to say thank you to Malaysia for being so kind and patient with me. Truly, thank you so much. Now to summarize I just want to include some highlights of my 7 years here. All of these observations are compared to my home country India.

Unique Malaysian Things :

Malaysia consists of 3 races majorly. Malaysian, Chinese and Indian (Tamil) and all of them live with peace and harmony.

Malaysian are very patient in general. In an intersection, they will allow other cars to pass first, allowing pedestrians to cross, patiently waiting for someone to pay their parking ticket while in queue and so many other examples.

They are very disciplined drivers as well. They do follow traffic rules.

Malaysia is very safe. You can forget something somewhere and most of the times you will find that thing at same place even after 24 hours.

Food choices of various range. I have had lunch/dinner for 5 RM with a drink and also 100 RM. You can get food according to your budget.

Random Acts of Kindness :

Driver who returned my mobile after I forgot it in the cab.

Stranger who payed for pay and use toilet fee for my mom when my parents were visiting us in Malaysia and I wasn't around to pay.

Two random girls who helped my parents to self check-in their luggage at the airport when they were returning back.

Things Malaysia can improve upon :

Quality of things are not that up-to the mark. We had 5 Gas Lighters in 5 years whereas in India home we are still using a single lighter for 20 years. Toilet jet spray was replaced 4 times in 5 years, whereas in India we haven't changed the jet spray in 15 years.

Too much of single-use plastic. Most of the grocery store charge 0.20 RM for the bags and some of them still give free of charge but still it is too much of plastic and should be banned.

If I had to start over in Malaysia what would I do differently?

Driving - I started driving in Malaysia in my last year but it would have been very helpful if I had learned it earlier. There were few places that we didn't go because there was no reliable way to reach there using public transport or by cab.

Learning Malay - It would have really helped me in various situations to communicate with locals in the language that they are comfortable in.

As my journey ends here and the new one resumes in India I want to say Terima Kasih, Malaysia. See you again!

[lalanboy]

alan

you came back onboard after 3 long months and the first thing you said to me was, "what was your name again?" i don't blame you though, i'd forget me if i could but was it really had to remember a single syllable name? maybe i just really did not registered in your brain or maybe the neurons contained me died when you stepped out of the gangway that night i bet you don't remember our eyes met but you didn't even tell me your not coming back where was the man who told me he likes shingeki no kyojin? you smiled at me that day, probably the first and i realized that we have something in common i like the idea of us getting along talking side by side about the things we love recommending each other the music we listen to most importantly, the anime we watched i wanna know that

i wonder what your laugh sounds like could you even do that? why do you always look sad? yesterday, i saw you walking under the moonlight it seems like you are carrying some invisible weight on your shoulder i wonder what you're thinking 'cause what's on mine was a bit terrifying thinking…what if you jump overboard and nobody sees you? whatever it is, i hope you get over it

you know i am a good listener, says my friends i may not give my thoughts back but you can vent on me whenever you like that's what i am good at you can trust me i know everyone is judging you for being quiet and i get that they did that to me too our silence can be deafening for somebody just ignore those murmuring voices they don't know what it's like and they will never understand the worlds we build for ourselves kept us feel safe i wonder what it was like inside your head was it eden-like or just semi-chaos? you can take a peak on mine and you are very welcome to come in too maybe that way you will know the "me" i don't usually show

i was you today, giving me a smirk did i do something funny? please, do not stop yourself from smiling although, seeing you like that made me happy i wish you would do that more often

today marks the day when i saw you laugh i like how your face turns red, it overcast the paleness of your skin and yesterday, i saw you without your shirt on i did not expect of you to be lean and very white i could join you in the gym but i guess you wouldn't want a company just like i don't most of the time this is fine, admiring you from the distance if things will change…i hope it's for the best i want to stand beside you hold you feel you breathe will your hands be cold or warm don't ignore me

are you the one i wished for christmas? tonight, you showed up unexpectedly i could not contain my excitement when i turned around a saw you there in the doorway you smiled at me and tap my left shoulder maybe you think i'm crazy for smiling the whole time we were there you made this day extra special and i hope you don't mind when i stare at you was always being red a part of your daily life? i don't complain though, i love seeing you like that you don't know how much i want to join you when you entered the sauna i went to the toilet just to check you out only to find out that your short was in the chair outside meaning, you are only in your underwear but i'm a coward, i cannot do something like that i was having second thoughts whether i' gonna do it or not in the end, the fear took over me i want to be brave enough though to talk to you to hear your voice more often to see that remarkably unforgettable smile of yours i asked father god if he's the one i've been praying for let him come to the gym the next day at the same time that would be my signal to make a move to see what will happen next to know the answer to the question, if he will let me invite myself in his circle i will be fearless on queue

he showed up, but for a brief amount of time just to get his earphone case that he forgot i don't know how i should read that is he or is he not my christmas present? anyway, i feel fine though i just laugh it off until i forgot about it what i expect did not happen but i'm okay whit it just seeing him everyday is enough

was it a mole or a birthmark on your right arm? you said "merry christmas" to me today i told you the same i wish this night would be a very joyful holiday for both of us i just realize, you are the first person who said that to me i'm a simple person so that really made me happy although i waited for you in the sauna hoping you would come but i spent 30 minutes in there without you showing up is it really bad if i just want to see you on your underwear? or do i just need to make up an image of you naked in my head?

you said my name tonight, telling him how focus i am on what i'm doing i think that was the first time i heard my name out of your pretty mouth i'm losing energy but that sound reverberates in my brain then adrenaline surges throughout my body god, i really love seeing you turning red especially your cheeks, that was the best part wish i could bite those love handles and let my crooked teeth put its mark on 'em would i enjoy even the taste of your sweat?

i'm sorry but i hesitated to hug you on new year's day or should i say midnight i don't know but i really felt awkward all of a sudden when you approached me you're saying my name on repeat like it was a chant i was thinking, "i should just give hmi a handshake" and i did, but you put your right hand around me at the last second i did the same what a half-ass hug! i should just embrace you like i did with the others but you know what, i love how soft your hand, your shoulder and back are did you smell my cologne?

i saw you though, get a glimpse of me when i'm about to enter the elevator were you longing for me? 'cause i sure am but i accepted that nothing's going to happen the only thing written in our story was knowing each other and i think that is all we could be, an acquaintance not friends, just two people met on a ship it's weird 'cause i usually get sad about it i guess i just realize that i don't need to chase men anymore men who shows me kindness, who often smiles at me and sees me i don't want to mistake those for infatuations ever again in this new year, year 2024 i will change for the best this is for the best

my first dream of 2024 was you damn, even in there we can't be together you told me you have a girlfriend and that she's pregnant and you asked me something about work i would never want anything from you, except your smile but sometimes you just can't control even how your dreams will play out at least i can talk to you there even though it wasn't you i'm talking to it's just the way my brain making stories to cope on what i'm feeling sometimes, i just want to live inside my dreams everything is possible there we could be possible there

i love it when you bump your fist into my shoulder it's your way of saying, "hi" as an introvert, i think i get it i'm not saying you are one, it is just a guess on my part but from what i observe and what others are saying i really think you are like me we introverts don't do human touch unless we feel comfortable with the other person does that mean you feel at ease when you are around me? fuck, i really love your smile your eyes are red today, did you get enough of sleep though? our interaction earlier was nice and i hope it'll be like that everytime everyday every moment we were together

you are topless in the gym today man, your whiteness was mesmerizing i want to burry my face on your nipples and chest hair imagining what your armpit smells like but why did you have to put your shirt back on? is it because pedro came? or did you saw my stolen glances? "you can have everything" that's what you told to me everything was too much, i only want to have you beside me when i wake up in the morning hold my hand when we stroll through some cities sing me your favourite songs, i don't care if i cannot understand it you…only you i want at this moment i heard you singing, laughing and making weird noises it'll be the best if i record those sounds then you danced like you don't have any care whose watching and twerk while holding your stare at me you're in a good mood today aren't you? maybe i was wrong, maybe i'm not 'cause i am exactly like that when i am with my friends like me, i could be crazy if i want to you poured so much joy in my heart right now if i could just keep it like this forever

you played a "league" song i asked you about it but you did not understand what said instead you thought i was asking for help you helped me though with a grin on your face so i played one of my favourite music produced by the people who made the game you heard it, i want you to hear it then you open the door wearing only a towel covering your lower part oooh was the expression my face made you saw it but ignored it then asked me if i play the game yes was my answer, you asked what ELO honestly though, i don't know anything about that funny 'cause i don't know how to answer you i just told you things that only make sense in my head i bet you get confused and i'm so embarrassed about it jungler is your role huh? i hate playing jungle i'm not even mad when you told me i am "noob" once you got to know what my rank was i even lied about it emerald was your highest rank with kindred as your main sure volibear was my main…but it was may years ago i main seraphine now but i don't want you to know that so i lied again—it wasn't really a lie 'cause i can play top, as mordekaiser it's just i am comfortable playing support all the time we both hate yasuo, that's for sure i bet that is what you're going to talk about when we meet later

as you got out of the sauna still wearing the towel you joked around, taking my bottled water on purpose i said, "that's mine" and you just laugh as i took it away from your hand i laughed along, our eyes met you said something i did not understand i just told you, "goodnight" we could be like that all the time me and you navigating on the same road seeing you sad will make me sad so i smile, i will share my happiness with you and you don't have to ask for it to be with you was my main goal but i think friendship is more special than what i have i mind that'll be what i want and if it blooms into something more that, we will see i want to be close to you…for now

he said he likes cara delevigne fuck, why do you have to be straight? but that just proves why i like you so much 'cause i always fall for straight guys everytime i'm not going to stop liking you though that's just one of many reasons why i feel lucky to be alive to feel something other than what my daily life can offer something i can only dream whenever i listen to taylor swift falling in love heartache heartbreak all the things i never truly experience in my waking life

"i knew you were trouble" was playing on the speaker i heard you singing along when "eh eh eh eh" comes i told you taylor swift is my queen, you just smiled i bet you did not understand what i said just like i did not understand what you said i like how you dance when our eyes met, you feel very comfortable showing me your moves i even noticed the stretch marks on your love handles whenever you're on the bar i want to go home with you and i don't mean in your house i just want us to go together when we disembark this vessel i am going to miss you when that time comes i will take the memories you gave me in good care because that's all i have

you're singing in spanish confidence really runs through your veins but you didn't have to stop i know you're enjoying it, so much you can't help but smile and i smiled

you asked me what my age is i said, "28"

"the same"

"…as you?"

"yes" you just laughed 'cause of the dead air between us i just don't know how to respond to that it is something i already know since july of 2023 since i first saw you since i want to know more about this beautiful man that caught my eye but it is something i could not tell you it'll be one of my secrets

then you go and show me photo of a girl whom you'll be dating in florence, italy she's pretty, someone you probably want to fuck but then you told me you have a girlfriend too you asked me if i have one, i told you no so, you are that kind of a man the image of you in my mind just suddenly change i despise those people who are not faithful to their partners why do you have to be like that? why do you have to ruin it? i guess you're just being a typical guy who do things just because they can whether they hurt anyone, it doesn't matter well, good luck to the life path you're taking i don't have the right to tell you what to do karma wil bite you someday, that's for sure i won't be there to see it—i don't even want to see it i only have 2 days here onboard and the last thing i don't want to think about was you being miserable i hope you'll be happy i'm sure you will and i like that thought

you smiled at me on my last day i would really love to give you a hug but i guess that would be too much so a handshake was our last interaction we always end up on a simple handshake your cold hand to mine i don't know but i am happy with that that this time, i ended things on a beautiful note with positive and calm feelings not a hint of hatred, anger, sadness and confusion just pure joy "by the way, you left your earphones in the gym" that's the last thing i said to you you just smiled and gave me a thumbs up i hope my grin gave you provocative thoughts at least this time, i know you won't forget about me my face my name then i exited the bridge with all the memories i have of you they are for safe keeping

[madxzxz]

One thing that always used to happen when I peed was Id shiver at the end which is very much inconvenient I dunno why that was a thing but every single time I'd pee id get a shiver at the end and then it just stopped randomly one day for as long as I can remember I always had pee shivers I remember now because I just got them for the first time in a jillionbillion years is that why I started peeing kneeling I don't think so actually idk why I did but stuff just sticks my left hand goes over my chest and time I use a water fountain or bend over a sink which came from me protecting hoodie strings from the water because I'd always cover up with much much layers ever since I can remember which is middle school and I'd get wet strings if I forgot and now it's ingrained in my very being one thing I wish I couldn't forget is to put my head over the sink before spitting it's not too common but sometimes I'll spit on the ground or on the counter right before the sink because I queue too many things up in my head and I get ahead of myself its like when youre playing the sims and you see their already gonna do things and youre like yeah I agree with all that thats good and then you add something to the queue and they drop everything they are doing and everything they were gonna do just to do what you queued and then youre like uhhh you sim why you little sim person do the things you were gonna do yeah thats me and especially with spitting there's other stuff too but can't think of it right now like I'll be doing multiple things while I have the toothpaste all up in my mouth out away my toothbrush then I'll step away from the sink for a sec and start coming back and be like ok time to spit it out once I've reached the sink and it's like oh you said spit it out and I start and then catch myself hopefully before any comes out and I'm like yeah I did say that but I said when we get back to the sink we didn't make it yet

[voxmortuus]

request: billy teaching reader how to ride him

UNIVERSE: Stranger Things

SUMMARY/PROMPT: See above <3

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Trigger Warning(s): Smutty | P in V | Cock warming | Male and Female Release | PLEASE TELL ME IF I FORGOT ANYTHING!!! I want to make sure readers are fully aware of what they are getting themselves into when they read this…

NOTE: First time HC for Billy Hargrove. Also sorry if you find this a little short or entirely what you are looking for.

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So let's think here, you are probably curious about a few things, either you've never experienced any sort of sex, or you just want to play stupid brainless dumb for Billy. So now you've left Billy with the task of teaching you how to ride him. Okay, no big deal, simple... so here we go.

After he's got you stripped down he's going to give you a good look over. 

He's gotta make sure that you're up to his standards. 

Clearly, you are, but let's face it, he just likes looking at you. 

He's going to grab your hips and pull you close. 

As you can see, Billy does indeed have big dick energy. 

Looking over his rather generous gift your eyes go wide. 

"Fuck me, will it fit?" 

"Fuck me, let's find out."

"Come on, sit now."

"That's it, take all of it, Princess. All the way down."

Queue gasps, moans, and you're likely clawing the fuck out of his shoulders. 

This man is going to hold you the fuck down. 

He loves the way your walls grip around him

He loves feeling how you stretch around him

He also loves feeling the warmth and how you just feel on him in general. 

He's going to show you how long you can sit there before you have to move.

Which doesn't take long, he very much enjoys his cock being ridden. 

His hands on your hips, gripping just enough to cause his fingers to indent into your skin

"Now, you gotta move like this."

"Like that? I can remember that."

Billy loves to hear you moan and whimper, so that is key

He'll move his hips up, while he helps guide you down, lifting you up again, he'll guide his hips down. 

"That feels good, Billy."

"I know, Princess, keep going. Now you know the basics, what does instinct tell you?"

"How about this?"

Clawing at his chest, he loves when you get that right angle, and ride the head of his cock and slowly inch your way down while gripping around him.

He's a biter, so when you lean forward a bit, he'll likely bite into your shoulder.

He'll help guide you with your motions if you're good. 

Gotta make sure you're going at the right pace.

Don't worry he'll guide you now.

Billy loves an internal release just as much as an external.

But you gotta ask before you receive. 

Manners are important

Throw in a little begging

Don't forget to say his name too.

Also, tell him how good he feels 

"You feel so good, I can't hold it anymore. Billy, may I please cum for you?"

"FUCK YES!"

[iam93percentstardust]

Stuckony for the domestic meme please?? 🥰🥰🥺

thanks for asking!!

big spoon/little spoon: it goes tony as the littlest spoon then bucky then steve

favorite non-sexual activity: eating breakfast together. tony gets up specifically so he can have breakfast with steve and bucky before he goes back to bed for another hour

who uses all the hot water: they shower together to "conserve water"

most trivial thing they fight over: whether or not showering together conserves water (who is on which side will surprise you ;))

who does most of the cleaning: bucky. he finds it soothing after the nightmare of the last 70 years and since he's the only one who isn't an avenger or the owner of a major company (having decided to retire instead of becoming a superhero), he likes that it fills his days

what has a season pass on their dvr/who controls the netflix queue: tony by default. bucky has bad taste and steve forgets that a queue is an option instead of asking jarvis to pick something

who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: tony

who steals the blankets: steve. he likes to be warm (tony says he doesn't need a blanket when he's got a supersoldier to cuddle with)

who leaves their stuff around: tony. he claims that he does it so the cleaning bots will have something to pick up, but really, he just forgot

who remembers to buy the milk steve. he picks up groceries on the way back from his run in the mornings

who remembers anniversaries: all of them remember them, but they haven't had a chance to celebrate a single one since villains have attacked every single year

Who cooks normally? they rotate. none of them knew how to cook anything other than boiling everything when they started dating, so tony set up a series of lessons for the three of them with a couple chefs from his favorite hole-in-the-wall places. he called it date night. steve and bucky called it desperation

How often do they fight? not as often as they did when it was just steve and tony. bucky is a good balancing act between the two of them

What do they do when they’re away from each other? for the most part, they're not. other than the very, very occasional radio silent mission, they travel with each other. sam once compared them to a puppy that can't be left alone while its owner is on vacation (bucky also once threw sam out the window but "no steve that had nothing to do with his comment, i don't know what you're talking about")

Nicknames for each other? bucky calls steve stevie and baby, he calls tony doll. tony calls bucky james and honey, he calls steve darling. steve calls tony sweetheart, he calls bucky bucky and his best guy

Who is more likely to pay for dinner? steve insisted that they either split the bill or rotate through one person paying. tony managed to finagle that into him being the only one to pay if they go somewhere expensive

Who steals the covers at night? it depends on whoever had the nightmare that night

What would they get each other for gifts? other than tony, none of them are really gift people, and tony's not allowed to give them gifts after pepper warned steve and bucky about the giant bunny

Who kissed who first? bucky did. pressed tony against the elevator before they even had their first date and kissed him silly cause he was so damn cute talking about the new modifications for steve's uniform

Who made the first move? tony asked the two of them out immediately following that first kiss

Who remembers things? steve. it gets really annoying for tony and bucky sometimes since neither of them are any good at remembering things

Who started the relationship? steve. he accidentally posted a picture of the three of them cuddled together on the couch to his instagram (he meant to send it to the avengers group chat... or so he says), which prompted a discussion about labels

Who cusses more? bucky, but tony is a close second

What would they do if the other was hurt? probably tear the world down - jk Director Fury, they wouldn't really do that ;)

[fiberslut]

Apparently the multiverse is real

Chapter 7: Itsy Bitsy Spider

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Pairing: the avengers x reader

Disclaimer: English is not my first language so you may find some funny words/sentences or broken grammar in here. I'll say sorry in advance but I've tried my best.

Summary: You accidentally travel to Marvel universe(not earth-616), but luckily you've got your phone with you. You may ask what do you mean luckily, just read this fiction.

Warning: spoiler of Doctor Strange In The Multiverse Of Madness

'Where r u?' I decide to text Pete since I'd waited for him for 30 minutes

Lately, Tony was working so hard, not about technologies, but about matchmaking me. He tried to set me up with Franklin Richards, Harry Osborn, and Kate Bishop just to make me forget about Bucky. This week it is Peter Parker's queue. Tony didn't set me up with Pete but Pete asked me himself, so that is why I'm waiting for him in front of his dorm at Empire State University.

'I'm coming' Pete finally texts me back

5 minutes later

"I'm so sorry, Y/N, I had to help my professor recalculate the equation, and then we forgot to add more variation so we had to recalculate it again but then we realized that we actually did it right in the first place so we had to go back to the same equation" He tells while he's panting

"Oh that sucks" My brain just went blank since he said the first 'equation' so I just pretend to enjoy his conversation

"So I'm thinking we should go to the planetarium after the movie, what do you think?" He asks nervously

"Yeah whatever" I just really want this day to end

"OK, let's go, um, where is Happy's parking anyway?"

"Just follow m-" Before I can finish my sentence, there is a glowing portal that appears in front of me.

"Hi I'm Doctor Stephen Strange, are you Y/N?" He asks me

"Yeah, and what do you want from me?"

"I just got back from the dark dimension, and Wong told me everything about you"

Oh, I totally forgot about that.

"You have to go with me" He tells me and starts to create a portal

"Hey sir, she has a date with me" Pete tries to intervene

"I'm sorry Pete, but I think it's important" I don't know if it's important or not but I'm surely not in the mood for a date tonight

Yeah. Instead of going on the 4th date of the week, I decided to jump into a portal with a total stranger.

The portal opens to an old library somewhere.

"I guess this is Kamar-Taj"

"Yes. And you must tell me about yourself so I could try to find a way to send you back" Stephen wastes no time and cuts to the chase

"Woah woah, we just met and the first thing you try to do is get rid of me?"

"Yes" He answers with an emotionless face

"Ok, first of all, I don't have any interdimensional diseases, I'm just stronger, faster, and just can heal myself"

"How long have you been here?"

"About 2 months""Wait, did you just spend 2 months in the dark dimension?" I just realize that

"Yes and it didn't feel that long, dark dimension doesn't have time"

"So you just went there just to be with Clea?" I tease him

"What? NO! Why would I want to be near that creature?"

"I thought you and her are a thing"

"Nope and never. She is Faltine and she rules the dark dimension"

"Oh. My bad. Where I'm from you guys are a couple"

"Oh. So what am I like in your universe?"

"You're hot, I mean hot mess, like you just used the darkhold and caused an incursion"

"Yuck that Stephen must be super reckless"

"It's just a bad writing, I guess"

"What do you mean?" He asks curiously

"Like you're just a character in movies and comics"

"So there is no magic in your universe? But how did you get here?"

"That is what I'm trying to find out"

"Ok. Let's try this"

He then pulls one of my hair and tries to create a portal with it.

"Nope it's not working" He shakes his head as there is no portal coming out of my hair

"Yeah. Even America Chavez couldn't find my universe"

"As a sorcerer supreme, I am sorry to tell you that this is out of my hands"

"It's ok, I'm kinda getting used to it now"

"Let's get you home"

"NO!"

"What do you mean NO?"

"Please. If I go back now, I have to go on a boring date, do you have any place to go or any mission to do? I can tag along, I won't be your burden just don't let me go back on a date"

"Actually I do have a mission"

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We're back in New York. At some random street. People are running away from an alley.

"My friend there needs some help, you stay here ok?"

"Ok" Actually I have no intention to stay still. So after Doctor Strange flies away from me, I run to that alley. (And yes, I reach there before him) There is a giant web and a giant spider-person. He is trying to attack Ghost Rider.

"I said stay there" Stephen finally reaches the alley and sees me

"That is Spider-X" I tell him

"How did you kno- anyways what should we do?"

"We need electrical energy so we can explode him"

"Do we really have to kill him?"

"That is the only way" Or in this case, that is the only solution that I read from Midnights Sons Unlimited Issue 3

"Ok fine"

"Oh we should tell all your friends to retreat"

"Ok"

Then Doctor Strange creates a portal to teleport Ghost Rider and John Blaze. After that, he creates a portal above Spider-X and drops a big electric generator on it. And bam! It explodes and kills that thing.

"That was convenient" John Blaze turns to talk to Stephen

"Thanks to you. I almost run out of ideas. That thing somehow managed to flee from my penance stare" Ghost Rider admits and thanks Stephen

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After Ghost Rider and John Blaze went home. Stephen decided to take me home (in this case, Stark Tower).

"That was amazing, thanks by the way" He says

"You're welcome" I smile back at him

"ARE YOU KIDDING ME AGAIN?!" Tony shouts

"Did you just ditch Pete to go out with another middle age man?" Tony still mads

"Hi dad" I smile apologetically at Tony as I remember that I forgot to text him

"Hi Tony" Stephen says "Your daughter really help me with the team today, she is really smart"

"You went on a mission?!" Apparently, that makes Tony even madder

"Yeah dad, but everything's fine"

"I gotta go now" Stephen clearly flees from the situation

"Did you hurt? What happened?" Tony seems to calm down after Stephen left "See? This is why I made you a suit"

"Nothing happened to me Tony, I finally use my comics knowledge to help people"

"That's great but next time just don't ditch Pete, that boy was devastated enough already"

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the great adventures of y/n, tommy, wilbur and phil

requested: yes/no

an: part 7 of the great adventures series - a rollercoaster of emotions

warnings: cursing, jokes about death (like the vlog) , didn’t proof read as its 6am sorry for any mistakes

it had been around a week since you last spoke to tubbo, the pair of you got into a heated argument and honestly you didn’t want to be anywhere near the boy. no one heard from you since you and tubbo blocked each other, ranboo would talk to you about how you need to forgive and forget and Tommy would do the same to tubbo eventually you unblocked each other however apart from that it was pretty much useless neither of you were willing to talk to the other person, it was just one of those things that needed time, soon enough you’d be friends again. at least you hoped that would be the case. later that day Wilbur sent you a message asking what time he should pick you up tomorrow not wanting to argue you let him know a time and went off to get ready for the night.

The car ride to Alton towers was pretty quiet the majority of the ride was spent playing random car games like eye spy or singing along to the radio as there was no traffic you got there rather quickly giving you longer in the park. you loved theme parks and Tommy knew this so he took the opportunity to invite you and get you out of the house, he also knew he would need the support. Phil began recording as you all made your way through the park the sky car was first so you could get to the other half of the park Tommy made it pretty clear he wasn’t the biggest fan of this and you and Wilbur didn’t help his cause by discussing the recent crash in Italy that killed a group of people, you pointed out all the rides you passed teasing Tommy whilst Wilbur interviewed him on why he wanted to hit 10 million subs, as soon as Tommy mentioned the girl from college your eyes widened and you sat trying not to laugh as Wilbur and Phil sat telling him to call her. Tommy looked at you trying to get back up but you responded by telling him you want to speak to her.

once off the sky car you stood with an arm around Tommy's shoulders as Wilbur spoke to the girl who you’re hoping is in on it and that they’re not calling up the poor girl unexpectedly. as soon as you were informed that her favourite ride was the smiler Tommy pulled you into a hug hiding his face in the crook of your neck

“Are you serious”

“you’ll be fine it’s the safest ride here...if you ignore the crash”

“y/nnnnn”

the four of you walked around the park looking for an easy rollercoaster as you make your way up to the smiler, the blade caught Wilbur's eye so the three of you made your way whilst Phil decided to stay back to record, you sat next to Tommy reassuring him that he’s going to be fine and how it can’t be that bad as a family with a young child got on the ride after you.

“if I pee myself will you laugh at me”

“yes..actually that’ll make it easier for me”

“Please don’t do that Wilbur”

“only for you y/n”

the ride started slowly however the speed soon picked up you sat laughing as Tommy went on to make references about technoblade and how he’s never going to die. soon enough the three of you began ‘singing’ the lyrics to road trip in an attempt to calm down a little bit. was it working? no. a few minutes later the ride came to an end as you made your way off of the ride you heard a child screaming about how fun it was

“awe”

“how is that six-year-old shouting I loved it”

“are we cowards”

“yes, yes you are”

you made it to Phil first and rambled on about how fun it was before Wilbur and Tommy made it to you both wanting to go home

on your journey to the next ride, Tommy pointed out claw machines and dragged you to them, Phil had a go first and didn’t win the dog Tommy wanted, you had a go determined to win however like Phil you didn’t win

“This is bullshit ill buy you a toy dog”

“Why are you never satisfied”

“Good question”

you walked away from the machines with the others Tommy complained that he was being forced to go on the rides, you pointed at the smiler and Wilbur announced you could all go on that now, the rest of the walk was pretty quiet after that. soon enough you were in the queue to go on duel, you were walking with Phil not realising that Wilbur was currently telling your best friend that he was going to die, the only reason you found out was because Tommy ran up to you asking if he was going to die

“Tommy, no who told you that... Wilbur stop laughing it’s not- it’s not funny”

“y/n you’re quite literally laughing”

you put your finger on your lips and walked off. you sat with Phil so you could have a break from Tommy screaming in your ear as soon as Tommy yelled there were guns the ride began, you weren’t the best at this ride you missed the target a few too many times than you’d like to admit, once the ride was over Tommy made the mistake of laughing about how low your score was you made eye contact with Tommy and placed your hand on his shoulder

“Tommy... you screamed at everything the entire way around. if that ride was any longer i’m afraid I’d lose my hearing”

“didn’t you also do shit Tommy”

“fuck off”

and with that you left the ride walking through the gift shop, you and Tommy were like little children picking up anything that was covered in bright colours, you and Tommy found a squishy monster and named it Clarence you ended up getting attached and Wilbur stayed with you as you paid for it whilst Phil and Tommy were leaving the shop

“Phil we lost y/n and Wilbur”

“sorry y/n got distracted”

you all continued walking to the next ride Tommy instantly got distracted by the dryer outside of the river rapids ride and spent a good few minutes asking to go into the dryer. at this point, you noticed another toy shop and ran off to that one whilst they argued with Tommy about the dryer a few minutes later you met up with them again as you began making your way to the next ride

“what I hate the most about Phil is his kindness”

“wasn’t kind enough to let me win on duel”

“I pray on his downfall”

Phil turned to you only to be met with you nodding as Tommy goes on to talk about hating his generosity

“Phil I've been thinking about you... it’s ruined my day”

“mine was ruined by Tommy screaming at stupid o clock in the morning”

“y/n it’s 12 pm”

“okay and I usually wake up at 3 pm this is early for me”

you stood in the queue for river rapids, as much as you wanted to make Tommy calm down you hated this ride and Wilbur saying there was a chance of drowning made you hate it even more

“y/n will we be fine”

“no this is horrifying I remember the incident where someone was dragged under a ride like this”

“Y/N”

“what are you two thinking about then”

“I’m thinking about the beyond”

“I’m thinking about the sweet release of death”

“you might be going there”

“no, we won’t”

you and Tommy began to panic as you got closer to the ride, Tommy announced the floor was moving which tricked your brain into believing that the floor was moving, Wilbur was still talking about you all dying in a few minutes whilst laughing at Phil trying to make him stop despite the fact he was clearly laughing. Tommy got on first as you were making your way to a seat Tommy pulled you over to him so you were sat together. a worker came over and told you all to keep your seat during the ride

“can I get off”

as soon as you finished your sentence the ride began to move making the others laugh

“ill take that as a no”

a few minutes later you forgot you were scared as you were too busy laughing about the fact that so far out of the four of you the only person getting drenched in water was Phil. this newfound confidence didn't last long the ride began going faster and you and Tommy got drenched in water

“We made it through the second most dangerous part”

“heh...”

you looked at Phil tilting your head waiting for him to confirm that Wilbur was just trying to scare you again. your thoughts were interrupted by Wilbur beginning to speak to the camera

“Alton towers is a very safe and risk-free theme park fun for all the family”

he flipped the camera so the three of you could be seen Phil was laughing Tommy had his head in his hands and you were sat with your hood over your head hiding your face so you couldn’t see what was going to happen. Phil told you to hold on but he was interrupted by Wilbur using the camera to record the four of you together again it was clear you and Tommy were not having the most fun on the ride compared to the others. the ride crashed into the small wall next to the ride causing it to jerk forward making the four of you hit your leg

“my fucking thigh”

“y/n there are children nearby”

“y/n, Tommy you two are lucky to be alive”

you and Tommy turned to face each other then looked back at Wilbur who was continuing to chant that you’re lucky to be alive clearly ignoring Phil who was telling him to stop. eventually, the ride came to an end and you all got off, Phil helped you walk around for a minute as your legs felt extremely weak after that ride

“you okay now y/n”

“yeah yeah thank you, Phil. I'm never going on that ride again”

you all made your way to the centre of the park Wilbur disappeared as you and Tommy stood begging Phil for cotton candy, your only argument being that you really wanted it

“please Phil”

“We can have a little”

“we’re growing Phil we need more than a little”

“it’s diabetes in a box”

“it’s pure joy”

“yeah it’s fun in a box let us get some”

“stop being a dick”

Wilbur came running out of a shop carrying as much cotton candy as he could shouting for you and Tommy to take some and run which you gladly did. the pair of you sat on the grass eating as much cotton candy as you could

“ITS BLUEBERRY”

“that is so sugary”

you and Tommy both grabbed a fistful of cotton candy waving it at the two adults in front of you both, resulting in Phil calling you both goblins, they both walked away leaving you two to enjoy each other’s company for a little while whilst they had a break from the pair of you screaming.

“that’s..that's Tommy and y/n”

it was almost time to face the smiler but before that, you had to conquer oblivion again this was another ride that terrified you but Tommy's reaction to the ride made you laugh for a good few minutes until you realised you were in the queue

“oh fuck. we are going to die”

“you’ll impress the girl and y/n you’ll impress tubbo”

“ill buy her flowers”

“This is a death trap” you went on first and sat a few seats away from the middle Tommy not far behind you

“if we die ill never forgive you”

“you’ll be fine”

“will we though”

“I mean”

“Tommy she was hesitant to answer that get me off this ride”

just like last time the ride started just as you finished trying to get off the ride

“y/n you really need to stop asking to get off the rides it makes them start earlier”

the way to the top of the ride was mainly just you and Tommy yelling curse words trying to stay calm

“Phil do we have to”

“Why could I not stay with Wilbur”

“awe look at the view”

“can we just stay up here- oh shit don’t look down”

“any last words”

“lovely knowing you all”

just before the ride was about to go down the drop Tommy grabbed your hand only letting go for a minute whilst you got off of the ride, as soon as you were making your way to Wilbur so you could all go on the spinball wizard ride he held your hand again keeping you close. your way to the ride was a range of Wilbur telling you all about the smiler or Tommy telling you all he was worried he was going to piss

“what the fuck is yours and Wilburs obsession with announcing you might piss on the ride”

you sat with Wilbur for this ride as he was the only person you hadn’t sat with yet and Tommy sat behind you both, you and Wilbur spent the ride screaming, yelling song lyrics or saying your goodbyes

“for lmanburg”

“Should I be worried.. you did you know create an explosion”

you spent the rest of the ride laughing before it came to an end. you all made your way to the smiler making jokes about how it’s all the girl from college wants to see him on.

“you ready Tommy”

“let’s go home”

“no”

“y/n you’re supposed to be on my team”

the four of you made your way through the gates ignoring Tommy who was yelling about it being a prison simulator, you sat at the end next to Tommy

“so this is safe”

“apart from the crashes yeah”

“y/n? is it safe?”

“it’s safe Tommy I can see you’re genuinely scared I wouldn’t lie in a time like this..maybe”

you and Wilbur agreed to become his wingmen and a few seconds later the ride began, you spent the ride laughing quietly as Tommy began confessing his love

“POGCHAMP”

“I WISH I SAT SOMEWHERE ELSE”

as soon as the ride ended you stood as a group again and called the girl from college, Wilbur practically yelled about how Tommy went on the smiler only for the girl to ask who Tommy was and how she wasn’t friends with him

“it’s okay mate”

“you okay Tommy”

you and Wilbur pulled Tommy into a hug.

a few minutes later you all made your way back to the car park as it was getting late. once in the car you handed Tommy the squishy monster you both named Clarence, Tommy screamed whilst pulling you into a hug before asking you how and when you were able to buy it. when you were halfway home you began to get a migraine Tommy pulled you into a side hug so you could rest your head on his shoulder and have a nap for the rest of the journey back home.

a few days late you received a message

tubbo: I miss you

y/n: I suppose I miss you too

tubbo: that’s good because I’m outside please let me inside

y/n: on it!!

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You Have Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD)

Chan:

You were confused when you saw Chan’s name pop up on your phone, convinced that he was supposed to be in the middle of a meeting for the group. Regardless, you picked up, hearing him sigh as soon as you did.

Your heart pounded with worry as you heard him clear his throat, “I’ve been outside for half an hour now waiting for you at the restaurant, did you not remember I took a half day?”

Your eyes darted up to look at the clock on the wall, and then the date on the calendar, quickly realising what today was.

“Chan,” you whispered, letting go of a shaky breath. “I completely forgot, if you just wait ten minutes, I’ll be able to get there and we can still eat together, do we still have the reservation?”

“No, don’t worry yourself, I’ll grab takeout, I’d prefer to eat at home with you anyway,” he tried to comfort you, “just get some bits sorted at home and I’ll be there soon.”

“I promise that I’ll find a way to make this up to you Chan, I’m so sorry.”

Minho:

He couldn’t help but let go of a sigh as he read through the essay, you’d been writing that you’d left out on your desk. He knew there were times when you struggled, but the mistakes that you made certainly caught his attention.

He was so concentrated, that he failed to notice you walking back up into your room. “I know what you’re looking for, you don’t need to tell me that there’s mistakes in there.”

His head shook, encouraging you to take a seat beside him. He knew that you wanted it to be perfect, so that was what he was going to do to help.

“Just don’t panic,” he quickly assured you, “the essay itself is really good, but I know you’ll hate me if I don’t tell you that there are a couple of things that could do with improving.”

“I’d rather you tell me,” you responded, as hard as it was for you to hear. “You’re right, I do want this to be perfect, so as much as it sucks, I guess I’m going to have to listen to you.”

“I’m helping you, just remember that when you want to punch me over this.”

Changbin:

Any time when there was silence at the studio, it confused you. The boys were usually so loud, that when the room was peaceful, you never quite knew what to do, silently wishing for someone to make some noise again.

Changbin quickly caught onto how uncomfortable the new atmosphere made you. “Talk to me if you want a bit of noise Y/N.”

As soon as he spoke, you began to talk to him about anything that came to mind, just so that the room was completely silent anymore.

“Why don’t we talk about what we can get up to once I finish work for the day?” He suggested as soon as he noticed that you were running out of things to say. “Shall we try the Thai place?”

“Yeah,” you whispered, looking around at the rest of the boys who were all lost in their phones, “it feels weird to see them all being so quiet, I’m not used to it.”

“Make the most of it, once the phones go down, the noise will go up.”

Hyunjin:

To begin with, Hyunjin tried to ignore it, but the sound of your pen tapping against the paper as you thought eventually became too much, causing him to eventually snap at you and make you jump at his voice.

Instantly, he felt bad, noticing you trying to write a list of things to pack. “I’m sorry, the noise was just getting a little bit irritating to listen to you.”

Your head nodded, trying to refrain yourself from being any more disturbing than you were for Hyunjin as he tried to concentrate.

“Let me help,” he spoke up again, coming to your side. “I shouldn’t have snapped at you; I know that you’re trying to think. Why don’t we go through the things that you need together?”

“I know there’s a few things I’ve forgotten,” you sighed, sliding your list across for him to have a look at. “But nothing is coming to mind for what else I might need for the trip.”

“I reckon a good start might be to at least write down your toothbrush jagi.”

Han:

His heart sunk when he watched you tear yet another piece of paper out of your notepad, he already knew exactly why you’d thrown it away, just like you did with most of the things that you scribbled in the pad of paper.

Jisung walked straight across to you as you did so. “Why don’t you let me help you if you’re worried about getting it wrong? You’re putting too much pressure on yourself.”

You didn’t respond, but Jisung knew that deep down you were desperate for his help to try and get your letter spot on.

“Just take it slowly,” he encouraged, helping you with every word, stopping you before you made a mistake. “If you’re not sure, just ask me, I’m here to help you after all Y/N.”

“These are simple errors,” you frowned, “I should be able to spot these the first time without looking back over it and realising mistake after mistake that I’m making,” you groaned loudly.

“We all make mistakes sometimes, let’s just try and fix them instead.”

Felix:

Another groan came from you as the two of you continued to wait at the airport to check in and get on your flight to Australia. Felix could quickly tell you were getting agitated as you bounced up and down on your toes.

His eyes stared across at you, “there shouldn’t be that much longer to wait, just don’t get yourself stressed or anything jagi.”

Your eyes rolled, with each passing second, your impatient grew as you desperately wanted to get moving again.

“We can’t jump the queue,” Felix pointed out to you as you groaned yet again. “Just think, the longer that we queue now, the less time we’ll have to queue once we’re in the departure lounge.”

“Queuing sucks,” you sighed, resting against his shoulder. “I just want to get moving again, I’m fed up with being made to stand still, why are they all taking so long to get a move on?”

“They’re working as fast as they can, I promise we’ll get moving soon.”

Seungmin:

Your mind was absent as the two of you walked side by side, Seungmin knew that you were pretty distant beside him, but the grip that he had on your hand was enough for him to know that you were still beside him.

However, as an elderly couple came from the opposite direction, Seungmin had to pull you last minute to get out of the way as you failed to notice them. “What are you doing? You could have hurt them.”

It was only once you’d passed the couple, did you realise they were there. Glancing back to look at them stare back at you.

“Don’t panic, they’re alright,” Seungmin assured you, noticing that the incident had shook you up. “You just weren’t concentrating, that’s all, but no one got hurt, did they?”

“But they could have done,” you whispered, resting your free hand against your forehead. “If you hadn’t have pulled me out of the way I could have been responsible for hurting them.”

“But you didn’t hurt them, just concentrate a little more next time.”

I.N:

As soon as you got to the checkout, you handed the new shirt that you wanted to purchase across to the cashier. You reached into your pocket, unable to feel your purse, peering into your handbag to see that your purse wasn’t there either.

Your eyes darted back to Jeongin behind you, “I’ve left my purse at the dorm again, I’m just going to have to hand the shirt back, I can’t pay for it now.”

Before you even finished speaking, Jeongin stepped forwards and covered the cost, saving you from any further embarrassment.

“Sometimes I think I should glue your wallet to you,” he teased, “we all forget things from time to time, there’s no need to get upset with yourself, you’ve still got your shirt.”

“I’ll pay you back,” you quickly informed him, but his head shook. “If you hadn’t had been there, do you have any idea how embarrassing that could have been for me Jeongin.”

“But I was there, so you don’t need to worry about what if.”

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