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herblay · 2 months

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Thinkin about Hawks man he should b in the club

#Born for being pretty #Forced to be employee #He does not dream of labor #free my boy #HE SHOULD BE IN THE CLUB #bnha #hawks #bnha hawks #keigo tamaki #tamaki keigo #His ass is doing allat work he should be partying in a mesh shirt and daisy dukes!

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thesherrinfordfacility · 3 months

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yeah no this is actually my favourite response so far

#im still spitting over this but it's also just so funny #david tennant #the best bit by far tho is a dogshit mp lecturing a successful actor on optics and then 24h later opposes labour's proposals #for closing the racial pay gap with the rebuttal that identifying mismatching pay based on race is going along the same lines as apartheid #hun you just had a go at someone for telling you - a black woman - to shut up and now you're saying that forcing companies to report #where they have disparity of pay between white employees and bame employees is morally reprehensible???#IS THE MINISTER OF EQUALITIES IN THE ROOM WITH US???#i promise this won't turn into a politics blog but you couldn't write this!!!! you simply couldn't!!!!

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kitamars · 1 year

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office au nonsense aka i can’t believe this was the first time i drew legato LMAO

#this au is perpetually in my brain #the gung ho guns are all employees under knives #where they work at a utensil company #i’ll probably make a more detailed intro post but for now enjoy the funnies #also of course there’s vashwood who do you think i am #its just mundane nonsense bc honestly the dynamic of the gung ho guns is so funny #like they really are the most random fuckers forced to work together #it’s amazing #legato #legato bluesummers #wolfwood #nicholas d. wolfwood #raidei the blade #gung ho guns #vashwood #vash x wolfwood #trigun #trigun maximum #ok bye

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verboselocket38 · 4 months

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I had a hard time trying to describe how I felt about the ending scene of the newest episode...

But then someone said it felt like a fricken Gacha Life Skit, and as true as that is that is an insult to Gacha itself 😭

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hana-bobo-finch · 2 months

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pikmin is wild, man. “Grandma forces autistic grandson to eat bugs” sounds like a dhar Mann title but no it’s just Louie’s life

#she lives to regret it #evil boss FORCES employees to put their lives at risk to save company what happens next will shock you #anything can be a dhar mann title if you capitalize a word in the sentence <333 #pikmin #idk what i’m yapping about

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loveletterworm · 4 months

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commissions for @microwave-kid of beloved characters Infinite from Sonic Forces and Keith from Shadow the Hedgehog (2005). This post is not sponsored or endorsed by Arby's Restaurant Group jenny just wanted me to draw arby's

#my art #sonic the hedgehog #sonic forces #infinite the jackal #shadow android #i was asked to make a minor edit of infinite as an arby's employee but my vision ended up involving such major changes #that i had to instate an arby's tax #Theres a post somewhere on this website where someone drew infinite as an heb employee. it was awesome.#but SOME PEOPLE live in states where HEB DOES NOT EXIST and so in this post infinite works somewhere else.

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fishing-lesbian-catgirl · 4 months

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My Rhodes Island “Vacation” sticker btw

#this is inspired by me getting zero pto. bc I’m a long-time contract worker not a real employee #Although I did learn yesterday that I am being forced to take a week off unpaid. so that’s cool. i guess I have to save to make sure #I can cover my expenses in August with only 3/4ths pay I guess. fuck me I guess #arknights #proviso

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bruhstation · 11 months

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who here loves divorce? I do. here's captain star and captain zero: two people who can't help but drag other unwilling people into their huge mess! including the youth. can't forget the youth

(bit of ramble in the tags)

#this is tugs #tugs captain star #tugs captain zero #tugs ten cents #tugs zip #zerostar #zipcents #<-- let us hold hands through the trials of this world.#fortezza bigg city #senjart #complicated doomed old men yaoi is a bruhstation staple so of course I'm thrilled to show these two #said this to my friend #''what if ''found family'' parental figures have the toxicity of a traditional family's parents. something like that''#I can't really call the star fleet or even z-stacks found family because they're all bound together out of their will #like a traditional family #also they're people just doing their jobs but the youngest ones definitely got the worst blunt force #related to the animal imagery #ten cents is unwilling to be ordered around 24/7 by captain star and wants to assert his own agency #but due to his status as an employee and a child in star's eyes he can't do much about it other than scoff when star asks where he's been #ten cents is more assertive and stubborn. he desires to fly free and do whatever he wants without getting constantly nagged #zip is more mellow and subdued. he is more obedient and doesn't question much of what he's told #whether it's by zorran zug or captain zero #zip is like if you take a silly jolly golden retriever and try so so hard to train it to become a hunting dog #he regards captain zero highly like a son would to a father. he believes that zero is acting upon tough love on him #when in reality captain zero is just being his impatient distant self. he does care about zip but he also wants profit from it?#''I could guide him at arm's length but I should also have another errand boy in my ranks. it's good that he's obedient''#also FYI captain star and zero are not horrible people or whatever outlandish thing there is. they're just deeply flawed people-#-with distorted perspective on relationships and morality #anyways. I need a cold beer

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sarahwatchesthings · 11 months

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Props to Liz for not kicking Lethbridge-Stewart in the shins in this scene.

#doctor who #brigadier lethbridge stewart #liz shaw #spearhead from space #girl you're an indispensable employee #the government is literally forcing you to work for them #kick your annoying boss in the shins

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canisalbus · 4 months

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Have you ever watched the devil wears Prada? There's something about machete that really reminds me of Miranda, and it really does make me think that a top position at a magazine or museum, or even as an academic would make a lot of sense in the modern!au. (Would be funny if he was an early modernist cultural/art historian or specialising in religious iconography from the canon period?)

Machete has been compared to Miranda a handful of times over the years, but I had never seen the movie until a couple of months ago. And now I kind of get what they might've meant by that.

#I've never had any particularly strong feelings about Meryl Streep but she was excellent here #she's a lot more compelling when she's allowed to be a little unlikable #answered #anonymous #Miranda is clearly on top of her game professionally she is treated as a force of nature #but behind the scenes her personal life is falling apart #I thought that was sort of similar to what I'm trying to do with Machete #I still haven't decided what he's supposed to do for a living I'm sorry #modern au #Miranda is more purposefully mean I'd say #Machete is strict and icy and hard to please to an intimidating degree but I like to think he's at least fair #he wouldn't bully his employees just - idk for fun? to assert authority?#in canon that's what his mentor was like and he's giving a valid effort at trying to avoid becoming like him

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triotascha · 2 years

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He likes Prompto but he‘s not super keen on the sudden hugs

#cor leonis #prompto argentum #ffxv #final fantasy xv #sketch #fanart #literally basing the whole MC for my bachelor game on Cor but you did not hear me say that #no you will not see him #the game is about being forced to hug your employees but your employees are literally built different

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brucie-baby · 6 days

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"if i loved you less, i might be able to talk about it more" is so fucking bruce it's unreal. the way he always knows what to say as succinctly as he can but the second emotions are involved, coherency is nowhere to be found. he says, "Bad form, we're going over that until you get it right," and he means, "I cannot bear to see you hurt and I need to protect you in the only way I know how; I love you." he says, "Take Robin with you," and he means, "I trust you with something far more important than my life; I love you." he says, "If you want to stay, I won't stop you," and he means "Stay with me, stay with me, stay with me; I love you, I love you, I love you."

#godd talk about your feelings bruce! it's good for you!#like yes i know his first language is apparently cryptic cyphers but he's so much worse when it's him expressing An Emotion #someone he loves gets hurt and he defaults to anger instead of panic. he shouts instead of cries. he goes silent instead of explaining.#he doesn't know how to communicate! he was raised by an employee that was never supposed to be his father!#he stalks the people he loves and invades their privacy and hears static the second someone starts talking about boundaries #because he's an idiot and he's creepy and he kind of sucks and he cares so very deeply #his love is this overwhelming force that he doesn't know how to put into words and so he chooses to say something else entirely #and the people around him love him too and they learn to speak his language and holy shit they make me feel so unwell #bruce wayne #batman #batfamily #being emo about bruce

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valewritessss · 2 months

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I don’t give a fuck about walking into the kids section of the bookstore. If I want to find my percy jackson books I’m going to do so with zero shame because these little gremlins don’t appreciate the place like I do

#I ignore the employees looking at me when I walk in #like yes I’m 3 feet taller than everyone else here what’s the problem with that #and when I walk out with a pjo book the cashier gives me a little humored smile #there’s nothing funny these books are my holy grail #and they will continue to be #also the urge to give the little kids book recommendations #like hey I read that when I was your age you’ll love it I promise and it’ll make your mom like me for getting you into reading #I want to be the one to introduce them to an amazing book series #I sit down and read in the reading area with all the toddlers and idgaf #they have the best seats and I will be taking advantage of that #and the best part is walking around and pointing out all of the books I read in elementary and middle school #winn dixie #the one and only ivan #keeper of the lost cities #fuzzy mud #city of ember #I’m talking to all of you #because as much as I enjoy the books I read now they will never beat the ogs #I will never be embarrassed to go into the kids section #book reader core #pjo #percy jackson and the olympians #heroes of olympus #barnes and noble #half of those kids are there by force #book tumblr #bookish #bookstores #kids section

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dramioneasks · 7 months

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Lovefool - WillowingScribe - E, 12 chapters - Draco gets doomed by the Ministry to live without his magic for a year. Hermione, tasked to chauffeur the proud but now magically-impotent wizard to a small cottage in the middle of nowhere, never imagined she would be responsible for teaching her former nemesis how to use a toaster. Neither of them would've thought that through their forced collaboration they would learn to appreciate each other beyond their wildest imagination. OR A decade spanning love story inspired by When Harry Met Sally but with a much heavier dash of spice.

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lost-and-cursed · 23 hours

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Ugh the popular pancake chain where I live has basically gender detection policy. Sure, they don't think about it like that but mandatory form of address from employee is milord/milady and they get punished if they don't follow it

So yeah I guess I am assigned afab at pancake café

#and like queer employees also forced to play this game #to their big irritation #mine #queer

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bumblingbabooshka · 6 months

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Tuvok & Seven of Nine should have been overbearing co-parents to the borg children

#non romantic co-parents and they won't even admit they're friends (they don't have* friends! they don't need friends!)#star trek voyager #they are organizing a joint schedule they have a shared space google doc #Seven of Nine #Tuvok #They are both overbearing in different ways <3 #I think Tuvok is an excellent father and also that he would not be able to parent every child effectively - especially non Vulcans #Meanwhile Seven is like 'Children are basically little employees I have to train yes?'#Chakotay: You're not going to be raising this children...alone. will you??#Seven: Of course not. / Chakotay: Thank G- / Seven: Commander Tuvok will assist me.#Chakotay: -the most forced smile ever- o h h........#*spoiler: They're very good friends #I think Tuvok would want them to be better behaved than they are but know that children are unpredictable to a degree and they've #been through a lot meanwhile Seven really has no reference for what children are supposed to be do and act like #besides. Seven doesn't need to be a mother. She's like twenty something and newly independent - she should have been at the club instead of #performing femininity so she could be a ''''''real woman''''''#Stop making female characters mothers.......its enough.#None of the VOY women should have been mothers. Maybe Kes - she seemed like she maybe wanted kids. I could see Kes being a good mom #down the line (not in Elogium I liked that episode and its ending) but none of the rest of them needed #or seemed to particularly want that

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