#Fitz headcannons

[the-great-gullon-incident]

FITZ ACTOR AU HEADCANONS?

Teams up with Keefe to prank every other cast member

Has to wear colored contacts to get the teal eyes

Previously worked on a single show before kotlc as a kid in an adult tv series following a single mom with 6 kids

Oldest out of all the main gang excluding the Wylie and Rayni kids

Celebrated when the sokeefe kiss was filmed with a full party that everyone found hilarious. There was not a sincere emotion in the scene when Sophie told him about the kiss. Dude was estatic.

Has sung a cover of chandelier. He’s slightly off key but the fans think it’s awesome.

[alaydabug2]

Ok let's settle the abscourse

Fitz has abs and he is overall muscular and big framed

Keefe is toned with subtle, but noticeable, abs overall he's not a stick but he's not bulky

Tam is toned whether or not he has abs is up for debate I can see it either way

Dex is a scrawny stick bug

All the girls have abs I don't make the rules

[radishearts]

Based on a long time joke from unlocked map, I present Floridian Fitz, Aussie Keefe and Canadian Dex!

They’re a boy band, I think,

[stunning-mess]

HI

headcanons for platonic and/or romantic keefitz pleaseee? :D

OMGG yesss!!!

(platonic cause im a sokeefe shipper 🫶)

they have sleepovers on saturdays, and they prank each other alot

fitz and keefe became better friends after the great gullon incident

once when fitz went to a human city, he got some chips and pretended to say that he found it at his house and keefe ABSOLUTELY loved them

THEY HAVE MATCHING PAJAMAS

they learned baking together

keefe tried teaching fitz art but fitz gave up and they decided to play base quest again

keefe always used to win in tackle bramble but fitz always won base quest

there friendship started falling apart when sophie came

they stopped doing fun stuff after finding out after they found out lady gisela was in the neverseen

but they still talk alot

they always share everything except family problems and crushes

they stopped playing truth and dare with other people after what happened with biana 🫢

they have had popcorn movie nights where they watched a human movie, possibly superman, or any other D.C character, and fitz immediately regretted it because he'd start doing their impressions

I dont have anymore!! (sorryyy) lmkk if u guys have any more to add!!

[mallowmelt-down]

I just went to see the Barbie movie for the second time and I’ve been wondering how the KOTLC gang would react to it so here’s my thoughts.

Keefe: He ordered an ‘I am Kenough’ sweatshirt before the credits even finished. He definitely says that Ken is literally him. He memorized Ken’s entire song and of course he used his mimicking skills to do it in Ryan Gosling’s voice. Secretly, it was hard for him as an Empath to watch the movie, especially with Sophie and her strong emotions sitting next to him.

Sophie: She thinks it’s an absolute masterpiece and 100% cried during the Billie Eilish song “What Was I Made For” given her own past with the Black Swan. Since none of her friends truly understands what it means to be human, she called Amy that night and they chatted about it for hours. She would definitely sneak out to the Forbidden Cities to see it again with Amy.

Fitz: He has had some experience with Barbie during his trips as a kid trying to find Sophie so he vaguely understands the importance of the movie. He respects it even though he didn’t relate to it. He pretends he understands the confusing human jokes despite the fact he doesn’t get it at all.

Biana: She totally fell in love with all the different fashions and tried to recreate some of the outfits afterwards. She found the human interpretation of mermaids hilarious when she saw mermaid Barbie. She was shocked by the treatment of women in the real world and had to ask her mom about it later.

Dex: He was forced to take the triplets with him so he spent most of the movie trying to get the three of them to stay in their seats. His favorite character was Allan and he broke into an ATM machine later so he could go buy an Allan doll. He noticed Sophie was sad after the movie so he dyed Iggy the Barbie pink color the next day to cheer her up.

Tam: He insists that he hated it and the pink gave him a headache but truthfully enjoyed the musical numbers and secretly added all the songs to his playlist. He will also put the songs on blast whenever he visits his parents to piss them off. Linh forced him to buy her a Barbie right after the movie.

Linh: She liked it and was very amused by the fake waves on the beach. She was disappointed to hear that the pooping dog Barbie toy was discontinued since she desperately wanted to buy it. She found some Barbie inspired pet outfits to force poor Princess Purrfins into later, with Tam’s reluctant help.

Marella: She loved all of it, especially the cute Kens. Dex helped her hack into the human Internet afterwards so she could read about all the drama behind the scenes. She spends an entire ability lesson with Fintan talking about it, much to Fintan’s disdain.

Wylie: He thought it was very thought provoking and Maruca teases him when he tries to analyze the deep symbolism of the movie with her. He decides to take an intensive human studies class after watching it and sees that there may be more to humans than he thought. Like many others, he cried over the idea of his mom being just a girl at some point in her life.

Maruca: She added a pink streak to her hair for a week afterwards. She really liked the Barbies’ blunt honesty during the Nobel Prize scenes. She later tried to make a smaller version of the pink Barbieland heart border with her Psionipath ability for fun.

Stina: She’ll tell Sophie it was a dumb human movie but genuinely enjoyed the human world scenes the most. She really related to Sasha the most.

Elwin: As the only adult who attended, he got the tickets for everyone, held seats, and made sure everyone had popcorn. His favorite character was weird Barbie and wants to start remodeling his house like hers. He joins Dex and buys as many Barbies as he can hold to take back to the Lost Cities. It was hard for him to watch as a doctor when Ruth said “Humans only have one end.”

Comment your own headcannons, I would love to see them!

[bruised-muses]

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[dragoncookies]

Sophie is Fitz's "lacy"

Think about it! As of late in the series Shannon brings to jarring light, in the cognate inquisition scene, the jealousy Fitz has of Sophie and how Fitz puts her on a pedestal. So, all at the same time, he views her as perfect, is jealous of her capabilities and has feelings for her. I can't help but hear that phenomenon when I listen to Lacy. The lyrics in Lacy are also just so juicy and fun to analyze.

Full lyrical analysis below the cut (it's a lot, but I love doing this sort of thing)

Lacy, oh lacy, skin like puff pastry.

Aren’t you the sweetest thing on this side of hell?

Dear angel lacy, eyes wide as Daisy’s,

Did I ever tell you that I’m not doing well?

(this is the longest paragraph, I promise)

The first lyrics here set up the whole song by characterizing the subject of the song. The emphasis on calling lacy “sweet” and an angel is the narrator criticizing this person for the fact that they can never seem to be wrong, and that they just seem like an angel who always has the best intentions. Of course, these lyrics are also just literally calling the person sweet and caring in nature (most of this song has lyrics that have double meanings, which is why this song fits Fitz’s feelings about Sophie as of the latest book so well imo). Sophie is a pretty sweet girl, but most importantly she calls all the shots and doesn’t get as much flack for what she does, whether it be a good call or not. For example, Sophie was BARELY held accountable for when she let Alvar go in Legacy (not hating on our favorite Sophie, but that was a horrible choice). In Marella’s short story, Marella is faced with a hard choice and so she thinks of what Sophie would do in her place. For Fitz, it seems to him that Sophie can just do whatever she wants and not get any criticism for what she does. Where HE wants to be perfect and always do what is right, he seems to only do what is wrong, and compared to how Sophie can only seem to do what is right it is probably frustrating for Fitz. Of course, none of this is Sophie’s fault. Fitz needs to learn find peace in himself and not to make Sophie something other than mortal (I would say human but they’re not actually human are they?). Fitz cannot do this at the moment, however, because he’s “not doing well” as is said by the song. He still never fully has gotten to process his feelings about Alvar, as for the ENTIRETY of Flashback he literally had to bottle all his emotions or he would die. That’s lowkey traumatizing. 

Fitz is just not doing his best, simply put. 

Ooh, I care, I care, I care.

Like perfume that you wear, I linger all the time,

Watching, hidden in plain sight.

The emphasis on “I care” reveals that the narrator is pained by the degree to which they care. They don’t want to care as much as they do, but still they’re always watching and needing to know more about the “lacy” that they loathe. Fitz doesn’t want to let his jealousy affect his friendship and his feelings for Sophie as much as they do.

Ooh, I try, I try I try,

But it takes over my life, I see you everywhere,

the sweetest torture one could bear.

Fitz really does try. He’s always saying he’s working on himself, and he does. Yet, the progress isn’t instantaneous, and the rate at which Sophie’s success conflicts with his own is greater than the rate at which Fitz tries to manage his feelings. Fitz’s entire life is supposed to be about being the greatest and the most “perfect” elf there is, but when Sophie comes in and starts to fill in all those standards, it can’t help but conflict with Fitz’s pursuits in an ugly way. So the lyrics "it takes over my life" and "I see you everywhere" are pretty fitting. 

Yet, Fitz wants her. He wants to spend his life with her. Fitz admires her and can’t help but develop feelings for this pretty girl who was a breath of fresh air from his life of perfection (though distorted by the warped view elves have of romance because of the matchmaking system). So, torture though it is for Fitz to watch Sophie take his place as the greatest, it is sweetened by the fact that he’s watching someone he admires (matching the lyrics "the sweetest torture one could bear). 

Smart, sexy lacy, I’m loosin’ it lately

I feel your compliments like 

bullets on skin

Coming from someone above you, compliments can feel untrue, and when you’re jealous of that person who is above you, those compliments can just feel painful. 

Before Legacy, Fitz and Sophie were on the same page, and their relationship with each other was great, too great. Fitz also seemed be more useful in past books in the series, but as of late he hasn’t been very useful (as Rayni joked about in the beginning of Stellarlune. It was funny but also I felt bad for Fitz). 

Sophie starts to ghost Fitz during Legacy. Then when Fitz tries to find Alvar by searching through Cassius’s mind (bold, Fitz), Fitz finds out Cassius was playing him the whole time! Cassius was never really going to tell Fitz where Alvar was, but Cassius had no problem letting Sophie know. Sophie was just better than Fitz in that she could search Cassius’s mind and that she found Alvar. In a single day, Sophie did both of Fitz’s projects for him. Then Sophie reveals in book 10 that actually she has feelings for Keefe, so even romantically he isn’t good enough. Ouch. As of late, Fitz is loosing control of his perfect facade and of his ability to control his life, and so in turn he spirals inside and looses control of all the little things he used to be able to control about himself. 

Dazzling, starlet, Bardot reincarnate, 

Well aren’t you the greatest thing to ever exist?

While Sophie isn’t aspiring to be an actor, she is aspiring to be a “star” in the sense that she’s the symbol of change and she’s aspiring to be something great (referring to the lyric “starlet”). From the moment she entered the lost cities, Fitz's pride in life, everything he was made to be and told he had to become, starts to be fulfilled by this talented girl named Sophie. She begins to overshadow Fitz in a lot of ways during the series, like how she ends up in the nobility (Fitz's dream job) or ends up finding Alvar (something Fitz has been trying to do for months and months). So the judge-y tone in which Olivia sings “well aren’t you the greatest thing to ever exist?” are a pretty great way to represent the contempt Fitz likely seems to feel.

Ooh, I care, I care, I care

Like ribbons in your hair, my stomach's all in knots

You got the one thing that I want

The simile of “like ribbons in your hair, my stomach’s all in knots” describes a feeling emotional turbulence. Which, in relation to Fitz, is fitting since he likely feels strongly about his current relationship with Sophie. The beginning scene of Unlocked actually details it. When Keefe could feel Fitz’s emotions, Keefe said he felt, “Sadness. Nervousness. Regret. Loneliness. Plus a hefty dash of anger” (idk what page number). He really does like Sophie, their friendship is priceless. 

The lyrics “you got the one thing that I want” have a double meaning. On one hand, Sophie is the one he wants. She stole his heart (and now she broke it, oops). On the other hand, she has leadership, a position of power that makes Fitz secretly so jealous. All these conflicting feelings surely turn his stomach up in knots.

Ooh, I try, I try, I try

Try to rationalize, people are people

But it's like you're made of angel dust

These lyrics convey that the author struggles to view this person as a normal human being because they’ve idolized this person in their mind. 

What is also frustrating is trying to be rational about someone when you’ve idolized them. In the cognate inquisition it was revealed that Fitz viewed Sophie as this strong, fearless and perfect leader. Now that it's become a problem, he has to try to see her as a normal elf, full of flaws (just like everyone), but it's hard for him to let go of the expectation of perfection he’s lived under his whole life.

I’ve often wondered if that’s why he views Sophie the way he does. Maybe he’s just been projecting his own need to be perfect onto her, and has been falling for the Sophie in his mind that would please his Vacker family instead of the real Sophie. 

(bridge)

Oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh

This doesn’t have to do with the lyrics above (it's just “oh” so not much to go off of), but the way Olivia sings this whole song is whispery and angelic, but strained, almost as if she’s fighting herself. She’s singing a song about an ugly flaw in a beautiful way, painfully unearthing the jealous side of admiring someone on top of condemning them for being seemingly perfect. Fitz himself is this image of perfection. He’s the epitome of elven culture. He’s a beautiful, ethereal elf, who has the most perfect life and does everything right. Yet, his flaws are such a stark contrast in comparison. The way Shannon has written him has a heavy emphasis on his struggle to work on his flaws. His whole character sort of symbolizes the elven world, in that it's so pretty and perfect on the outside but broken and hiding horrors inside. As the elven world crumbles throughout the series, so does he. 

An angelic song about one’s own flaws is very fitting for him, I'd say.

Lacy, oh lacy, 

it's like you’re out to get me. 

You poison every little thing that I do.

This last, whispered bit of the song reveals the true loathing. For every lyric before the this point, any feelings of true loathing were braided into comments of adoration. Here, however, it is confessed that the author is scared of the way this “lacy” threatens them. This “lacy” really effects them, she poisons the authors life. The speaker feels targeted by lacy’s success, like it's a personal attack, and to the author it is personal. This “lacy” makes the author feel smaller in comparison. It's a deeper, hidden self loathing. The author is jealous of lacy’s perfection because the author loathes themselves for not being perfect like lacy is. So everything the author does seems to be disgustingly unworthy compared to what lacy does. 

This is how Fitz feels about Sophie in a sense. Maybe not as strongly, but certainly Fitz’s subconscious desire and pressure to be perfect generates feelings inside him that parallel what Olivia Rodrigo describes here. 

Sophie is Fitz’s “lacy”. 

Lacy, oh lacy,

I just loathe you lately,

And i despise my jealous eyes and how hard they fell for you.

Yeah, I despise my rotten mind and how much it worships you.  

Fitz never used to feel this way about Sophie, at least not to the degree that he feels now. As things have shaken out, he’s been loathing her. 

This is something that likely frustrates him, because he likes Sophie. She’s his best friend besides Keefe (debatable). Nobody wants to be obsessively jealous over someone they love. Yet, this obsession with Sophie, the reasons that he is jealous of her, are also why he started to fall in love with her, and pretty hard. This is why the lyric “I despise my jealous eyes and how hard they fell for you” goes so hard (excuse my un-academic language). His mind is poisoned by the need for perfection that growing up as basically elven royalty, as a Vacker, conditioned him to. He has a spoiled mindset, he’s used to getting what he wants, and for things to go his way (relating to the lyrics "my rotten mind”). Maybe he just wants to get Sophie out of his head, maybe he just wants to stop feeling for her the way he does. 

Maybe he just wants Sophie to stop being the thorn in his heart that she has likely, unfortunately, become because of his "rotten mind". 

(none of this analysis is Sophie or Fitz hate. We love Sophie in the household, and we also love Fitz in this household)

[ratheread]

Kotlc headcannons with no explanation bc why not.

I keep adding stuff lol. But after rereading this, I have a bunch of my opinions in here but still mainly headcannons.

•Sophie is short

•Biana is the shortest

•Marella is the same height as Biana

•Tam is tall

•So is linh

•Wylie is the tallest of the group

•Keefe is taller then fitz

•Keefe is like a head or more taller then sophie (It's cannon that he's atleast a little bit taller then her but still)

•I feel like Keefe would propose in the place they first kissed at

• Bianna thinks sokeefe cute but Fitz has some resentment and jealousy

•ELWIN SHIPS SOKEEFE

•So does Ro (Ik it's cannon so don't tell me it is)

•Literally everyone ships sokeefe except Grady and fitz.

•Keefe loves physical affection

•Keefe calls Sophie darling

•Dex starts liking biana after the kiss with Sophie

•Biana starts liking dex somewhere (Probably after book 5 idk tho)

•The painting Fitz gave Sophie in Legacy anytime she sees it she thinks of Keefe.

•Keefe is CONSTANTLY winking at Sophie

•Anytime Keefe says anything along the lines of "I know I'm amazing." He does a sassy little hair flip.

•Fintan and Marella gossip

•Elwin thinks of Sophie as a daughter

•Brant had another estate he lived in for the rest of the year that fintan gave him.

•Fitz is matched with chandelier (Sorry i had to)

•Wylie and Linh have something and I will fight someone over this.

•When Keefe and Sophie get married Keefe is taking Foster. I will fight someone over this

•Amy ships sokeefe

•Sophie keeps keefes letter under her pillow after he runs away and until he comes back.

•Sophie's snark/ attitude comes from missing Keefe/ being around him to much. And when he comes back he falls even more in love with her because of it.

•After Keefe comes back, and while Grady and Keefe are doing their training Grady warms up to Keefe.

• Jolie and brant were arguing about something (probably him trying to get her to recruit her to the neverseen) and he lost control of his ability and started the fire

•Jolie was in the black swan for a couple months before she died

•I know there isn't a ton to go off. But I think Kenric is still alive. But he staged his death. (The more I think the more plot holes I see)

•Kenralie has kissed.

I will add more later. But feel free comment or repost any kotlc headcannon you have. :)

[sophiefostersno1stan]

how the series has changed

i saw this reference in another one? it was anonymous… if it’s you feel free to reach out anyways

kotlc series now like flashback up- is like an icecream with a cherry on top. the cherry on top is sophie’s story and her journey and her way to knowing herself. and the ice cream is KEEFE. and i absolutely hate it.

if the story was about keefe from the beginning i probs would’ve stopped ready at like exile ifyk what i mean. like i just do not care about keefes stuff yk. if the books are gonna be this longggg they better be about the girl i read 9 OTHER BOOKS ABOUT. not her boyfriend who wasn’t that big of a deal till it became obvious he liked her. is that so hard? isn’t it kinda yk sexist?

TAKEN FROM SOMEKNE ELSE (I DONT HAVE CREDS)

“I’m tired of seeing plot points repeated, characters destroyed and nothing changing while keefe gets all the glory and sympathy.” PREACH

like keefe has done such horrible stuff but looks calls him out on it. the same people who say ‘idc that keefe nearly broke sophie’s mind by leaving and nearly kills everyone by not listening to people better suit for the job than him’ but the get mad at fitz for for saying ‘but we’re cognates’

they’re all going through their shit but honestly keefe is just such a narcissist.

plsss tell me someone agrees.

[kay-oh-al-tea-sea]

if someone questions why the Vackers are headcannoned as poc so often they deserve to be told that they are being insensitive and maybe even racist

[the-great-gullon-incident]

Keefe and Fitz acter AU headcannons??

The prankster duo in set much to everyone else’s disdain

Best friends 90% of the time, the other 10% is spent on ship wars

They bonded over their love of Percy Jackson

They aren’t aloud to do interviews alone together after one time where they both nearly spoiled the ending of Legacy.

Wylie had to stop them last minute

Fitz actually has a photographic memory and calls Sophie and Keefe’s characters photographic memory “unfairly op”

The photographic memory also makes him amazing at remembering his line

Keefe on the other hand forgets his lines 40% of the time and just adlibs stuff on the spot

Most of those adlibs make it into the Final Cut for episodes

[alaydabug2]

Kotlc tallest to shortest based on vibes and slightly inspired by cannon

1. Wylie: he seems like he'd be six foot something another, very tall

2. Fitz: at least six foot, could be a few inches taller

3. Keefe: like five eleven or smth

4. This is where it gets tricky, but I gotta say: Dex

5. Linh: she seems really tall to me, maybe five nine or ten

6. Stina: idc about cannon she is shorter than Linh

7. Speaking of being shorter than Linh: Tam, and he's salty about it, cause he ain't actually short, but compared to linh he's a dwarf.

8. Sophie: I don't get where short Sophie comes from, compared to others yes, but in general height, no, probably around five five

9. Biana: yeah she's short, five three maybe

10. Marella: at a whopping four foot eight

[you-have-been-frizzled]

I have this headcanon all the Vacker cousins are super competitive and hate each other and every family gathering is their parents not so subtly comparing them to see who gets to be the Golden Child so they all hate Fitz bc he's Fallon (the grandpa lmao)'s favorite bc of how consistantly he's the Child of The Gathering(TM) and now that he's offically a part of a rebellion and has been banished but is also on Team Valiant they're not sure if they can verbally express their hatred so they just passive aggressively attack him and Biana however they can and god knows Alden and Della do nothing to stop it.

Also I love that headcanon. Keefe calls Sophie Starlight tbh <3

ok that actually makes like a TON of sense and i love Fitz being Fallon’s favorite. your headcannon it actually works with my ocs (i’ll explain tomorrow if you want) because they actually make the family look bad not good

and yes i love that! so so much!

[i-may-be-an-emu]

Fitz from agents of shield is autistic, thanks for coming to my Ted Talk

[thekiltongrammarwriter]

Some Pippa thoughts for today. Enjoy my ramble🫡 University Pippa Bellow

“Quantum Entanglements: Pippa’s Theorem of Love”

Pippa Fitz-Amobi, the girl who usually has her thoughts all organized and neatly cataloged in her brain? Yeah, well, she’s currently experiencing a major system malfunction. And by that, I mean her heart is doing this weird jittery dance, and her words are tripping over each other like clumsy puppies. ‘Okay, deep breaths, Pippa. You’ve faced serial killers, cryptic clues, and academic deadlines. Surely, confessing feelings for a girl can’t be that hard, right? ‘Wrong. So wrong.

One night, while dissecting a particularly baffling case, Pippa glances at you and realizes how captivating your eyes are. It’s not just the mystery that keeps her intrigued—it’s the girl sitting across from her. You frequent the same cozy coffee shop near campus. Pippa orders her usual black coffee, and you prefer a chai latte. One day, as you share a table, Pippa notices the way your fingers delicately hold the cup. The warmth of the drink contrasts with the chill in the air, and Pippa’s heart skips a beat. She wonders if it’s the girl or the caffeine causing her fluttery feelings.

During a lecture, Pippa catches your eye from across the room. The professor drones on about forensic evidence, but all Pippa can focus on is the curve of the your lips as you smile at something Jane from political science says. She wonders if you notice her too. Maybe it’s the way the your hair falls over your shoulder or the softness of your laughter. Pippa’s heart races, and she realizes that it’s not just academic interest anymore. And suddenly, it hits her like a rogue wave: She likes girls. A lot.

Her brain goes haywire. She imagines herself blurting it out mid-sentence to Cara: “Did you know that the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell? Also, I think I might be gay.”

Pippa tries to strike up a conversation. “Hey, um, have you read the latest research on cold cases? Fascinating stuff, really. Also, your hair looks—uh, I mean, the research. Yes, the research!” You raise an eyebrow. Pippa’s inner monologue: Abort mission! Abort!

Pippa lies awake at night, analyzing every interaction. Did you smile more when she talked about unsolved mysteries? Was that a flirty laugh or just a regular laugh? Is she reading too much into this? (Spoiler: Yes, she is.)

She Googles “How to know if you’re gay” and ends up in a Wikipedia rabbit hole about sexual orientation theories. It’s like her brain is on shuffle mode.

Pippa stands in front of her closet, agonizing over what to wear. She’s dissected crime scenes in blood-spattered jeans, but this? This is a whole new level of anxiety. She settles on a slightly wrinkled blouse and wonders if it screams “I’m into girls” or just “I overslept.” Pippa creates a spreadsheet. Column A: Your quirks. Column B: Her heart rate when you smile. Column C: Probability of mutual attraction. She calculates the correlation coefficient and concludes that her feelings are statistically significant.

Pippa observes you from a distance. She notices how your eyes crinkle when you laugh, how your fingers tap rhythmically against the table during intense discussions.

She scribbles notes in her detective journal: “Subject exhibits signs of extreme adorableness. Further investigation warranted.”

Pippa rehearses confessions in her head. “Y/n, I’ve deduced that my feelings for you are not unlike a rare unsolved case. Compelling, mysterious, and keeping me up at night.” But when she opens her mouth, all that comes out is, “So, um, do you like Coffee?”

Pippa dissects every text from you. “She used an exclamation mark! Does that mean she’s excited? Or just grammatically enthusiastic?”She consults her best friend, Ravi, who suggests, “Maybe she just likes punctuation.”

Pippa’s mum catches her staring dreamily at you during dinner. She leans in and whispers, “Sweetie, if she’s your Watson, don’t let her be your Moriarty.” Pippa chokes on her peas. Her mum winks and adds, “And wear something nice tomorrow.”

It takes courage and enough chats with Cara, but pip eventually asks you out to to a true crime museum. She’d stumbled over her words, but you had accepted, because she looked so cute with her cheeks red. You both examine bloodstain patterns and discuss alibis.

You lean in and whisper “I think I’ve cracked the case. It’s called love.”

Pippa’s heart rate spikes. She’s pretty sure she’s solved the greatest mystery of all. Now all thanks to you Cara grumbles as she is forced to watch pip flirt with you during chemistry. It goes a bit like this

Pippa leans against a lab bench. “Did you know that neurotransmitters play a crucial role in attraction?You raise an eyebrow. “Really?” Pippa deadpans, “Yes. Dopamine, norepinephrine, and a dash of witty banter. It’s called the Chemistry of Crushing.”

You can hear Cara behind you, “what the hell?” She whispers.

[the-siphonophore]

Trying to Steal Like An Artist and use a concept from a book (but modified) for my book but fuck wait is this a headcanon?? Why is it So Plausable