#Fitness On Demand
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no more fan-ta-sizing about it! everything's already changed~
#dimension 20#fantasy high junior year#fhjy#figueroth faeth#riz gukgak#adaine abernant#fabian seacaster#gorgug thistlespring#kristen applebees#fh class quangle#my! class swap thing! I guess this is like the poster for it now#got overinvested and finished it properly instead of winging it lol#in closeup order: cleric!gorgug; bard!riz; rogue!fabian; sorcerer!kristen; barbarian!fig; artificer!adaine#this one does have the harpoon gun I'd give fabian during sophomore year but literally only figured out for this piece lol#I like how it looks tho Im glad I hashed it out#thinking abt power armor adaine a lot tbh... she has the transhumanist audacity. she's villain-adjacent enough#to attempt unspeakable acts of body improvement#(its funny bc to wear a rig like that would Also demand a certain level of physical strength from you)#also yeah this is the thing with riz holding a megaphone that got me considering#its fun! it fits the aesthetics! maybe it'd grant him range for bardics#maybe he gets to keep that Im just not sure how he'd carry it around lol#fig gets to have all of her makeup... I like almost never remember to draw it usually kdsjfhdjk listen. I just forgor#I always forget makeup is real#also dont ask me what's in kristen's thermos it Is usually tea but you truly never know#sometimes its soup. it can be lighter fluid. soap perhaps. hot chocolate#also if u come knocking on my door abt kristen's somatic in this piece: I wont be home#she gets to be gross especially bc shes funny and 17yo and gay. we give it to her#okay I. whoo I should lay down. finally I can move on to other things#cheers! wahoo. yahha perhaps
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Actually there is something so choice about how the narrative around Jason’s death pre-ressurection spends so much time reassuring Bruce (and the audience) that Bruce has no culpability and that Jason was hopeless and even at times tries to convince us that actually Jason wasn’t even really his son so Bruce didn’t fail as a father, he did the best he could really. Bruce doesn’t owe him anything. This could be seen as an attempt to distort history in order cope with Jason’s death, but this narrative is never actually challenged, we’re meant to take it as truth. And then Jason comes back and drags Bruce by the ear and goes actually no bitch you do owe me something you owe me a death. Bruce doesn’t get to wash his hands of him. Jason forces the issue, he refuses to let Bruce walk away clean. Good, he shouldn’t <3
#The narrative wants to have its cake and eat it too. We can milk Jason for man pain but we can’t have Batman implicated in a child’s death#and then Jason breaks the peace by climbing out of the fridge and grabbing Bruce by the throat to make demands. If#‘A ressurection is a wound reopening’ Jason has his fingers in there clawing that shit open and he’s getting them both covered in blood 😁#Jason Todd#Dc#Bruce Wayne#Batman#This has been in the drafts for 2 weeks but it fits with my recent flurry of Bruce and Jason posts. You can tell the Gotham Knights social#worker arc pissed me off 🙈#Jason hardly gets to defend himself but at least he has a voice again. At least he gets to make demands
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having svsss au ideas beyond my station
thinking. shang qinghua goes on a mission as a young disciple to some town in fuckoff nowhere and finds himself in the qiu household. and there he finds a young shen jiu, undergoing the plot he originally intended for him and hadn't realised had become real and he's so young oh god hes so young why is he so small what do you mean that part was real, he hadn't kept it why is it real—
and he panics and sneaks him the Fuck out of that house
and he's not sure what to do but surely sending him to cang qiong will fuck up something in the plot and he can't come under even more investigation and cang qiong tryouts dont happen for months anyway and his system would probably never allow it (it doesnt. it would interfere with yue qingyuans story) but shen jiu is refusing to stay anywhere near this place and wants to learn cultivating to protect himself make sure nothing like this ever happens again and sqh panics harder and
calls mobei jun.
okay. on second thought, maybe this was a bad idea. but he stumbles over himself and shushes baby shen jiu's very understandable freaking out and asks his king for the first thing hes ever asked for other than his own life.
is there any way this human child could learn cultivation in the demon world?
#svsss#shang qinghua#shen jiu#listen. i. okay. listen#first off. i need shang qinghua to just fucking spitball a lesson plan idea thats never even been heard of before in like 5 seconds flat and#absolutely floor mobei jun#i need this to turn partially into shen jiu freaking out over the courting hits and inadvertedly teach mobei jun about human culture#idk. they go to a brothel together#mbj is being dragged along by like a 10 year old visibly shrinking into his coat but imperiously demanding the most expensive courtesan that#fits into their budget so she can spend an hour informing this idiot that no#slapping your boyfriend is stupid and hurtful and also stupid in human culture and he would get arrested#unrelated tk that. sqh still being a spy for mbj in cang qiong and getting a mission years later to instate sqq/sj as the qing jing peak lor#d#poor guy is so so fucked#sj becoming mbjs assassin. hear me out#a human most trusted advisor slash spy and a human assassin truly mbj is making bank#sj is also sqh's assassin lowkey. man who is intensely furious and learned how to channel all that into productive murder instead of. well#how does this fit with lbh? with sy? with fucking oh god YUE QINGYUAN??? well we'll find out!
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#by popular demand#I had to be selective. there were a few more quotes that I couldn't fit in#merthur#arthur pendragon#merlin#bbc merlin
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Azris fic idea
Azriel and Eris are finally at the stage in their new relationship where they’re bold enough to sleep in the same bed.
Azriel doesn’t even touch Eris until he gets impatient and hugs him. Azriel absolutely melts and falls asleep so fast.
They both sleep fantastically that night, but come morning Azriel doesn’t wake up. At first Eris panicked, but upon further inspection he realizes that Azriel is in the deepest sleep ever.
On Az’s end, laying in that bed is the warmest he’s ever been and he hasn’t had a full night sleep in who knows how long— once he closes his eyes, he’s out.
He sleeps nearly three whole days, when he finally wakes up he doesn’t know where he is but he’s never felt more relieved.
#the IC show up at some point demanding to see Az cause they don’t like/don’t trust Eris#then they walk into bedroom and Az is out cold surrounded by smoke hounds#Eris is so amused the entire time#‘how has he been asleep so long’#‘no idea but he will wake up once he’s better’#‘was he sick?’ ‘no’#Azriel#acotar azriel#azriel acotar#azriel shadowsinger#eris vanserra#acotar eris#eris acotar#azris#azriel x eris#eris x azriel#azris supremacy#somnas.rambles#somnas.writes#hc that azriel has always been super cold/had bad circulation despite his Illyrian heritage#and how fitting that his partners power is fire#acotar#a court of thorns and roses
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world's most time-blind onion
#still thinking about how he had one shot at going back to 1985 and still decided to spend time changing into his extremely layered outfit...#marty mcfly#bttf#bttf fanart#back to the future#figured out his hair and now i've figured out his fit also B) hell yeah#i love drawing clothing :]#my end goal is to draw every single fit he's ever worn. because why not#hoping none of his other fits include the nikes. sick of drawing those guys#i'll take manually putting the dots on the grid pattern on his shirt over drawing those shoes. which i did also do btw.#so actually there may be no winning here. bummer! anyways#(just remembered his cowboy fit has the nikes..... such is the price to pay for Stupid Pink Cowboy Fit)#by popular demand the freckles are staying. did not know there were such huge fans of the freckles haha#he was supposed to be holding headphones in the denim jacket one but i got lazy so ig he's just fiddling with his collar instead#kit does an art#I FORGOT HIS WATCH IN ONE OF THEM NOOOO
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Never underestimate the power of a good mediocre piece of fiction.
It's not deep. It's not mind-blowing. It's not going to blow you away with its layered character arcs and intricate themes. It's just a story that's just well-constructed enough that you're not going to be distracted by major flaws, and it's pleasant and relaxing and doesn't demand too much of you.
Those kind of stories are a vital part of any interior landscape.
#random thought of the day#books#anyway i just found a streaming '90s hallmark series that seems like it'll fit this niche perfectly#the entire first episode most of my thoughts were just what i said in this post#also to some extent kate stradling's books fill this niche for me#and to be clear in this instance mediocre is not an insult#it just means 'decently constructed non-demanding fiction that is beloved for that reason'
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what kind of hobbies does machete have, and is there any artist, musical or visual, that he likes in particular?
He's an avid reader and has an impressive personal library. Crowds and big public events aren't his thing but he enjoys going to theatre and opera occasionally. He commissions and collects art, I'd like to believe he's a patron to at least a couple of painters and sculptors. If I had to pick one artist to be his favorite, I think it might be an obvious choice but I'd have to go with Caravaggio, a contemporary of his.
#look at that chiaroscuro#moody dramatic violent religious Caravaggio#I'm not sure if Machete would be able to afford his services he was already lauded and in high demand in his lifetime#but it's fiction let me believe#fun fact he's one of those famous painters that are frequently speculated to have been gay#he showed up painted some of the most influential works in european art history lived a turbulent life murdered a guy and died young#I keep being bummed about the fact that I can't make Machete a Bernini fanboy#Bernini fits his vibes#but he's very likely already dead by the time Bernini's career kicks off their timelines don't align very well at all#answered#anonymous#Machete
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Headcanon to no particular purpose:
Editorial cartoons exist in the world of Girl Genius (we know newspapers do).
The Parisian newspaper cartoonists universally represent Gil as a wolf and Tarvek as a fox. Agatha is a lioness.
If they have more space for details, the imagery becomes winged wolf (control of the skies), crowned fox (authority and royalty), and lioness with a broken trilobite collar (power unchained).
#girl genius#headcanons#worldbuilding#ot3#pictures in my head#see representing sparks in newspaper cartoons is really dangerous#like maybe they get offended by how you've drawn them#but maybe they turn up in your studio and demand to model and won't leave and drink all your tea#or maybe they turn up in your studio and they've invented a better pen for you#it is steampowered and on wheels and uses acid and doesn't fit up the stairwell#so they've helpfully moved your studio to the ground floor#and maybe removed a wall#so representative artwork is the safer option#animal avatars for everyone#krosp likes this because if agatha is a cat he is so too her king he told you so#i bet krosp reads all the newspapers#agatha heterodyne#tarvek sturmvoraus#gilgamesh wulfenbach
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found a baby yaku amidst the Sketchbook-glitch-corruption wreckage..... wondering if he flipped skin tones between black and red and everything in between until he saw his to-be-grandparents (and started mimicking THEIR skin tone....... )
#thinking about yakumo having weird lil homunculus proportions or other such variations#what if he just always had massive hands compared to body size. yaoi hands from birth-transformation#he was so anti-snake that he looked at hands and said YES. THIS IS THE LEAST SNAKEY I CAN BE. I WILL GO 600% ON THIS FEATURE SPECIFICALLY#changing forms from entirely obsidian... or red in patches.... or striped... or other combinations...#because he only had murals to base his human form off of? at least at first?#were the murals in colour? shaded with gradients and lighting oh so conveniently?#then how was he to know what skin tone humans are supposed to have???#imagining the first few times he encountered his grandparents in his cave#maybe they only saw a shadow with eyes darting back into the darkness#just a really long black noodle with semisnake semihuman eyes (just a hint of sclera)#and every time they visited#yakumo observed more of their features#and took on something similar to their proportions...? or hair colour? or skin colour?#and maybe even when he's first adopted into the family and leaves the cave#he's still a vibrant pink and everyone thinks he somehow got sunburnt inside a cave or smth#but then he starts seeing all the other people in the village#including diff age groups and kids who are supposedly around his age#so he starts to slowly morph his body toward those characteristics#his skin gets beige-r. reshapes his eyes a bit.... grows a bit of nose.....lengthens his limbs a bit...#(the big humans seem to treat me the same as that speCIFIC group of smaller humans... so maybe i should use them as a Model)#like... how do you even age in a human body when you have no reference for how humans age?!??!#did yakumo stare at several children in the village and watch their growth year by year#and match his body to their changes just to fit in?#did nature just know what to do?? and he just naturally grew like a human without manual manipulation?#I DEMAND ANSWERS#nu carnival yakumo
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The Almighty Sheriff!
Save a horse, ride a cowboy~
#respecfully sir: AWOOGA arf arf bark AWOOGA#If this gets 30 notes I'll take his shirt off for yall lol#with his top surgery scars Of course#Ive seen that's a super popular HC for him and I think thats great! Good for him!#Farm boi#no fr working in a farm makes you develop muscles that you didnt even know you had#having flashbacks from highschool when they made us work in the garden for two hours under the scorching afternoon sun#I went to a highschool that was all Ooo we are green thumbs and we shall teach the young ones how to plant and harvest their own food#and my god that shit was so physically demanding mate#i didnt had my diagnosis on how horribly mangled my body was So I had to work in the farm thing like all the others and try not to pass out#even the jocks that were fit and always running and playing football during all the recesses were dead quiet after working outside#and all that those classes did for me was to create a hatred for working in any type of gardening activity so they failed spectaculary lol#SO ANYWAYS my point is Starlo can defo deadlift bags of 70kg\150lbs with one arm without breaking a sweat#undertale yellow#uty#Starlo#Starlo uty#north star uty#myart
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Guys I think the billford brainrot is getting to my head beacuse even "Park that car, drop that phone, sleep on the floor, dream about me" reminds me of them.
#like the desperet and waining high pitched voice almost breaking#and how its kind of demanding#also the rest of the song fits#billford#ford pines#bill cipher#gravity falls
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Fits and spurts! demand spurts that fit! demand fits that spurt! fuck fuck FUCK!
#TEXT#DAY 21#Fits and spurts! demand spurts that fit! demand fits that spurt! fuck fuck fuck! fuck! Ah! fuck! OUCH! FUCK!
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tHaT wAs ThE wOrSt TaKe On ClAsS cOnCiOuSnIoUs I'vE eVeR sEeN, eMerAlD fEnNelL iS pOsH aNd ThE FiLm HaD nO bAcKbOne
bestie, idk who lied to you, but that film was never meant to be an eat the rich film. there is a huge difference between messaging and setting and I am begging everyone to understand that.
#Saltburn#sometimes#things can have rich people in them#and just be a pulpy gothic romance#and yes I know#the scary commoner turned out to be evil and brought down the poor rich family#I just can't believe all the fuss when Patricia Highsmith is RIGHT THERE#prolific queer writer telling almost the exact same story and everyone loved it#no one is holding the classism torch about Tom Ripley#please I beg of you#sometimes you really can just enjoy things or not enjoy them and move on#I stg a lot of you went into this film demanding it fit into the idea you got from the vague trailer#and then you refused to adjust your expectations when it wasn't that thing at all
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The maybe-sorta-not-really-almost blowjob scene, because I don't think I've drawn them together before and this is probably the best place to start.
(Tumblr ate my quality :( pls click to rescue it)
#ik the pose is not canonically accurate but my composition demanded as much.#alternatively it could be done with the same pose as Germanic Warrior with Helmet but thia took long enough no full body paintings for me.#and it took. so long. I've been at this since may.#probably over 25 hours total.#please please please zoom in. look at the details. make an artist happy.#anyways! does anyone else associate Ouyang with red? specifically rust red.#Esen and Baoxiang are blue and dark blue respectively.#while Zhu is yellow/orange.#so Ouyang being red works in my head bc it places him opposite to Esen's blue.#with red and navy blue being commonly put together despite being very different and even clashing (Ouyang and Baoxiang)#red is right next to orange on the color wheel#and red/yellow/orange mix into each other to become the same colors with Ouyang and Zhu#hence the colors of this piece#plus dark rust red/crimson being both assocoeged with antagonists and blood. both of these fit Ouyang I think.#Ma is also red in my head to go with zhu as well#but she's specifically bright ruby red that goes more towards purple than orange.#so it doesn't overlap with Zhu’s color region#just hangs out next to it.#this also puts Ouyang and Ma as sort of paralel to each other which I think is fun#anyways. i am hungry! i will go eat! it is 4am holy crap–#the radiant emperor#he who drowned the world#zhu yuanzhang#general ouyang#also i lied earlier only evil baoxiang is navy blue. normal non evil wbx is a nice cool green.#same color family as Esen still but lighter/more femenine/less generic#(Esen is specifically Boy-Coded Blue)#WBX being green also has him as complementary color to Ma and Ouyang.#okokok now im done fr.#my art
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one of a kind living in a world gone plastic
baby you're so classic
@most-tragic-character-tournament
(all my thoughts in the tags)
#anyway i found their theme song and lost my mind#tragedyshipping#lloyd garmadon#ninjago#antigone#tagamemnon#pollshipping#i'm gonna be thinking about this for the next hour before i go to sleep#i just wanted to make a playlist for them i didn't think i would find a perfect fit#they have taken over many of my braincells and i can't even complain this is the enrichment i needed#all i'm saying is the idea of a movie trailer for these two is taking shape more and more and this should 100% be the accompanying song#not even a full trailer because that would take forever but like. a 30 second TV spot. family drama. them not really getting along at first#(e.g. glaring at each other while being forced to dance or something)#but then warming up to each other on the road because road trips have my soul when it comes to movies ok#i want them to stargaze in the bed of a hotwired pickup truck while on the run from people who demand bloodshed (a poll winner)#the slow(?) burn of not wanting to be in this mess to actually enjoying spending time together to something more#(trailer/commercial ends on or just after “baby you're so classic” with the cut to the title and in theaters date)#maybe most of the tv spot is them arguing and making life hell for one another but it's hard to deny there's something more brewing#(one of the reviews is just ''A modern classic'' because i think i'm funny)#i really want the title to be a play off of them meeting through the tragic tournament but it's completely different from the tone i want#''tragedy: null and void'' is a fun one#i've never been the greatest at titles if they don't hit me like a truck#anyway hi folks i'm sorry if you have no idea what's happening and see this in your tags#willowarts
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