It's Wet Beast Wednesday gifset of my beautiful wet beasts!!
They're Bristlenose plecos and they love their algae wafers more than sharing
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Thinking about a magical scenario where Li Yu and Shen Qingqiu meet and compare transmigration stories
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Li Yu: Oh, so you got wife plotted by your scamming system too?
Shen Qingqiu: Wife plotted? Wouldn't that be for the wives? I don't know what you're talking about, I've never been wife plotted.
Li Yu, staring at the harem of men who are in love with Sqq: Right....
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Shen Qingqiu: So what kind of beautiful harem does your tyrant prince have?
Li Yu: ....none? It's just me
Shen Qingqiu: Well obviously, I meant in the original work
Li Yu: Still none?
Shen Qingqiu: Ah, a man devoted to his wife, a noble protagonist indeed
Li Yu: Male concubine, not wife
Shen Qingqiu: Your novel was a BL?????
Li Yu: Yours wasn't??????
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Shen Qingqiu: So let me get this straight - you turned into a fish?
Li Yu: Yep
Shen Qingqiu: Like, one that was present in the original work?
Li Yu: Nope, completely new fish
Shen Qingqiu: Then at least a noble fish, such as a koi?
Li Yu: I mean, eventually, yeah
Shen Qingqiu: Eventually?
Li Yu: Well originally I was a carp from the kitchen, then I unlocked the koi achievement and turned into a koi
Shen Qingqiu: .......what the fuck
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Shen Qingqiu would absolutely call Li Yu a faggot and then upon it being pointed out that Shen Qingqiu is also married to a man, he would be like "nonono I'm different"
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Li Yu is the only danmei character more delulu about their subterfuge skills than Shen Yuan. “Prince Jing saw me run around the corner as a human and then found me on the ground as a fish when he caught up, but he didn’t see me change so my secret is still safe.” He is the sweetest boy with the smoothest brain and I love him
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The beautiful thing about The Disabled Tyrant's Beloved Pet Fish is that no matter how much I try to joke, it's impossible to beat the absolutely canon thing that happen in it.
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