#Finally got around to this ppl can stop asking now 😭

[bunnieswithknives]

Can we possibly get your version of osma? I'd be interested to see what you did with her

Here you go!! I was putting this off a bit cause, I'll be honest, the way the reveal/transition scene was handled was actually kinda upsetting for me.

I did read on her Wiki though that she's apparently a fairy which is awesome as hell. I haven't gotten to that part in the books yet but I'm glad to have something to chew on in my time of need.

[the-moon-files]

Wait, quick idea! Twilight looks like the only hylian in his village because everyone else has round ears, so what if he wasn’t as surprised as the others to see their human companion so resilient, but still fairly impressed because of the fact that most if not all people in his village don’t put themselves in as drastic situations as the reader? Or is this just humans from our world?

get out of my head lmao /lh - you, me, and wayfayrr are actually the same person on diff accounts LMAO

im of the belief that (blame @wayfayrr, my beloved) that he knows of humans bc of some in his village but yeah, just not the type of human in drastic situations

(ALSO they wrote me a fun, long, glorious, male reader human space orc au fic for winning their raffle a bit ago, and it brings up their headcanon abt this and i Adore It actually, check it out here pls if u wanna know🤲)

(also if u see this wayfayrr, sorry for the ping, also should i be calling u moss? or wayfayrr?? idk which, i hope thats even ok to ask 😭 i assumed u would call my ass Moon)

Moon: Male-Masc Reader (he/him)

Orbit: short headcanons-ish, rambling mostly

Stars: Twilight Princess Link (Twi/Twilight), mentions of other Links

Comets & Meteors: CWs: none known, & TWs: none known.

Please comment if I missed any. /gen

to reiterate what i said up there, in case u skipped it for the bullet points,

i like the headcanon he knows humans, knows some of their quirks, and how they were the first ppl the other hylian villagers called on to help stuck cows or downed wagons, lots of heavy lifting stuff

but he really hasnt seen the extent of real humans, bc the humans who were in Ordon, well, they lived in hylian society,

why would they need the adrenaline to lift a car when hylians have set up whole tools and systems in all their towns to help lift just a full bucket of water out of the well??

not to mention, i think all the humans in his village were older adults? like at least not the age theyd be doing things like parkour or going to any trampoline parks type of age,

id imagine its more like stories talked about amongst hylians how hard humans can go, and even the humans themselves talked abt things like,

“well compared to u hylians, we have stomachs made of molten lava to you guys really, but we never have to use it, bc u know hylian food works just fine”

when Twi asked they would say stuff like that, but as soon as he saw ur human ass just picking wildflowers and berries off the side of the road to snack on? even random grasses/vines at some point (kudzu)?? easily eating Wild’s Dubious Food that's DEFINITELY got monster parts in it???! gnawing on the bone of a cucco and it just breaks??!!! and you look surprised too, thank fuck finally a normal reaction from u- oh my goddesses u were just curious (damn the elders were right abt human curiosity too) **and are now sucking out the marrow and eating the bone-!!!!!!!!!!!!

Twilight’s perspective of you is actually the equivalent of like, reading stories about vampires all ur life, then this new friend you made starts to get allergic to garlic, crave blood, has crazy strength and advanced senses, etc

and he’s just watching those honest-to-Hylia human mythological feats play out in real time in front of him, like he’s the only self-aware character in the story that immediately clocks the really obvious vampire as a vampire lmao

is the first to either 1. start choking on his laugh as he theoretically knows ur about to jump on the back of a lynel/hinox to ride it around and watch as the others come to the same conclusion OR 2. try to Stop you from jumping on said big monster in an attempt to ride it around bc he gets used to ur human BS quicker than the others and can see it coming a mile away now lol

very much so this meme:

(ur welcome i made it myself <3)

anyway id love to rant abt this dynamic

abt both Twi’s shock at you eating peppers like a god has come down from the sky to prove their immortality,

but also poor rancher esstientally humansitting you too lmao

the Chain/Time/Wars absolutely put him down as the resident human expert like: “ok he just drank like, 5? No- Four stop him from drinking more at least- (dual sighs). okay, 6 stamina potions, will that kill him??”

Twilight, saviour of Hyrule, of the Twili, Link from Twilight Princess himself,

has to keep a record book of all the new shit he’s heard/learned about humans in Ordon, what he has actively learned abt ur ass just fucking around and finding out, and the few bread crumbs of information u give him abt ur species

(that rlly just come off as kind of cryptid statements abt u/humanity, or don't apply in this scenario bc ur only comparison is Earth Rules, which honestly scare every single fucking one of them in the same way as walking on Ganon’s lawn or something, like straight up view ur home planet as enemy territory, the Amazon jungle, the Hyrule wilds if you will-)

Twilight also gets involuntarily volunteered for human-sitting duty too

tbh the only person Not allowed on human-sitting duty, when u guys go new areas esp, is Wild/Hyrule

you’d tell him you wanna get inside the guardian robot to operate it and ride it around and he’d probably be in shock you even fathomed something like that, yet also now EXTREMELY intrigued to watch it play out

(they’re both more of a “u wanna jump off a cliff?? that's actually crazy, wait for me please.” he seems to think he can somehow protect you if he joins you? its worked sometimes to be fair to him ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯ just not really conveniently when the rest of the Chain are around lmao)

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i live btw, ive been writing/updating fics along with life updates (moving states/new job/online class) so a few asks will hopefully be answered over here in the next 2ish weeks

no promises, my life is kinda girlbossing at the moment too close to the sun and i am Nervous abt disappointing u guys

i already feel like im disappointing my other blog bc i haven't posted in forever bc im writing a fic instead of asks during any free time i dedicate to writing for it so :/

pls excuse my super slowness like a package ur waiting for in the mail or smth type of slow

AGAIN thanks for the ask!! i hope this was at least entertaining to read as some addon to what u said, you guys have gotta check out some of wayfayrr’s stuff if ur into this, bc they're the only other place i can think of that's talked abt humans not just being the same as hylians

have a great week!!

Peace out hugs and chaos,

🌙

[ppnuggiex]

hi!! i saw your octo trio one like this, but i was wondering if you could do first years x reader where it’s like the tiktok trend where the reader kisses all over their faces with lipstick? i love your writings by the way, they’re always so cute!🥹

　　　　　　FIRST YEARS x gn reader

　　　　『　ace ,, deuce ,, jack ,, epel ,, sebek ,, gender neutral reader    』

　　-> having lipstick on n kissing their face

　　— fluff ,, sfw ,, crack

　　— tysm !! 😭♥️♥️ hope you like it !

    - ace

| • he wasnt objecting to kisses when he first got them ,, giddy about it all

| • he was fully prepared to return them too ,, cupping your cheeks and repaying your affections

| • though his dumbass didnt notice your lipstick ,, too focused on being kissed

| • when he steps outside later he gets so confused why everyones staring at him with wide eyes

| • grumbles to himself abt ppl staring until he sees himself in the mirror

| • he probably shrieked a spongebob sorta shriek

| • hes shocked ,, heart drumming underneath his ribcage

| • he plots his revenge deviously whilst trying to wash off the stains ,, only to fail and smear them over his face even more

    - deuce

| • bro probably jumped when you started pressing kisses to his face

| • its hard to tell if hes blushing or if its all the lipstick on his face

| • he’d probably notice you had lipstick on and sigh ,, asking you to help him clean up

| • you do ,, and then you kiss him again >:)

| • so mischievous of you

    - jack

| • another who probably jumped when you pressed kisses to him outta nowhere

| • give a man some warning will you smh

| • though hes not opposed to them ,, tail swaying back and forth behind him

| • he knows youve got lipstick on ,, but when he sees all the stains on his face ,, he can already feel the embarrassment of being seen with them by someone else in the savannaclaw dorm

| • so you help him clean up and press another kiss to his lips ,, just a little goodbye kiss for him

| • god forbid if it stains his fur for some reason

    - epel

| • this man cant get a minute of peace

| • first hes running from vil’s torture (he wanted him to try out this new product) and now hes being tortured by you (whos just doting your boyfriend)

| • hes too distracted ,, flustered from all the kisses to even notice that you have lipstick on

| • he also shrieks when he notices it on his face ,, ready to break down and melt into the earth

| • demands you clean it off his face before vil sees ,, or even worse ,, rook

| • rook probably already knows anyways ,, he dont even need to be around yall ,, he just has a seventh sense that tells him abt your and epel’s affairs

    - sebek

| • bro was on another ramble about malleus ,, and it was honestly the perfect opportunity

| • youd do it again too

| • in the middle of talking abt how amazing his lord is you pressed a kiss to his nose ,, catching him off guard

| • his cheeks flushed ,, as he pouted at you

| • which didnt stop you ,, as you pressed a few more to his cheeks ,, then to the corners of his mouth ,, and finally one last kiss on his lips

| • his face is red ,, he might pass out ,, do you see what youre doing to him ?! hes gonna have a heart attack one of these days ,, then how will he be there for his lord if hes ever in danger ??!!

| • stop laughing at him !! hes quite serious !!

[drrobobitch]

Pt 2 of me acting like I got asks for this shit

DANGANRONPA Summer Camp au for Sarouma 😼

More Hcs like last time!! Just with Danganronpa S because I love the fact that Kokichi isn’t dead here 😃(general hcs for Sarouma pt 1. Also here’s my oc if you actually want to see what she looks like

I had a few general headcanons for the Danganronpa S but…😛 imma just keep it sarouma for now cuz I don’t want ppl getting too annoyed with me for talking abt them nearly every damn day.

Anyways so I’d imagine Kokichi usually hangs around Gonta, Shuichi and maybe kiibo by default. He usually keeps to his class, and will talk to a few people outside of them.

He love love loves— and adores spending time with Rayna tho!!

He makes sure to spend as much time as he possibly can with her on the trip as he can

“You’re the only non-boring person here so no shit— I wanna spend time with you…”

“…Ouma all I do all day is check the weather…but sure I’ll believe that. Whatever floats your boat.”

Rayna is the Ultimate Meteorologist, she’s a weather girl extraordinaire— or at least thats what Kokichi calls her lol.

She really enjoys the trip, it lets her be out in nature more often. She’s an environmentalist, so she really cares for nature, animals and all that jaz.

Rayna constantly reminds people to pick up their trash— no trash on the beach, that’s her like number 1 rule. It’s really important to her

And because it’s important to Rayna…it’s very important to Kokichi

So Kokichi lowkey starts doing the same thing, and tells people to pick up after themselves like he didn’t just leave a plastic bottle on the ground ten or so minutes ago.

This trip also lets Rayna be out to study the weather more often, like how hurricanes form, tides, clouds, waves, all that stuff she loves it, even if Kokichi says it’s hella boring.

Constantly invites Rayna to get ice cream with him, she always says “maybe later” or “another time” but he’s actually so bummed out not even Gonta buying him ice cream will cheer him up

“Gonta my girlfriend didn’t even want to get Ice cream with me :(“

“…Gonta thought Ouma-kun wouldn’t Ask Sarah-san out till the last day of trip?”

“Shhh— she doesn’t need to know whether or not she’s my girlfriend yet, it’s a surprise!”

“【・_・?】” yea…

However when she finally does say yes, she pays for it (okay fun fact! RAYNA AND JORDAN ARE ABSOLUTELY LOADED— their parents are rich, cuz their mom is like a super famous singer, so lowk…she spoils the shit out of Kokichi)

She actually buys him a lot of things, he feels so bad about it but also…😛 money money money

But he’ll try to limit her and all that.

Rayna and Jordan also often offer to pay for anyones food if they can’t afford it or are hesitant or buying it. It’s what they’re known for atp

It’s sweet but Kokichi reprimands the hell outta her for that 😭😭 and tells Gonta about how annoying it is all the time

“Stop giving other people your money!! You’re supposed to save up for our wedding in the Hamptons”

“ Kokichi Ouma— what the fuck are you talking about!-“

“So…you aren’t gonna marry me you’re calling off the wedding already? :( I already asked Jordan if I could marry you too…”

Yea…something like that. Like I said, he flirts with her a lot and will get bold like this on occasion 😭💀

She lays off on it but Yk her…

She reluctantly went to the beach with kokichi, it was surprisingly chill asf...he did spray her with a water gun like once (as long as she didn’t just get her hair straightened it’s okay because bro…if he did that he’d actually be so fucking dead)

But that was actually it 😭 he didn’t even prank her like he did everyone else,

Will also get Rayna any refreshments or snacks she needs (in which she didn’t ask for 💀, and tells him that she didn’t need them, but thanks him anyways). Best princess treatment you can get from Kokichi btw

He’s such a simp for her like actually— girl doesn’t even have to ask for a drink he just does it for her anyways (I think part of kokichi’s love language is acts of service most definitely!!)

“Rayna you should play water guns with us, c’mon! You can be on my team~” GOD I LOVE HIMMM

they lowkey go everywhere together 😭 like basically, if he’s not with Gonta you bet your ass she’s with Rayna and if he’s not there may be something wrong💀

“Where’s the other one” type shit

He’s actually so annoyed that he had his time taken up by Rayna that he couldn’t uphold his prank quota or whatever the fuck nerdy ass shit he calls it.

Ur the one hanging out with her buddy 😭💀💀 she doesn’t even have to ask to hang out nor go looking for him he’s already there. He will grant her space from time to time ofc but lil bro is actually in love

Rayna cannot swim, Kokichi cannot…do so well 💀. He’s a moderate swimmer but do not let him go in deep water you will lose him

So if they do ‘swim’ they go to the pool!! And that’s probably where you’ll find them most.

He offered to teach Rayna how to swim but…too late because she already took up Shuichi’s offer to teach her since he was already teaching Kiibo as well

Shame on Rayna for agreeing smh

Kokichi is actually so pissy about it, he’ll even tease Shuichi for the entire rest of the day because why tf are you spending time with my gf 😾 (still hasn’t asked her on and actual date meanwhile—)

“Lemme guess, you have a crush on Sarah-chan huh? Wow— checking out your best friends sister, Shumai? I never thought you’d stoop so low~”

“What are you talk about ( •᷄‎ࡇ•᷅ )”

[jjsmaybank20]

Hello, I was wondering if you could write a fem reader x natasha romanoff where reader is a world famous sports person (any sport u would like: cricket, soccer, or anything) and nat had met her when she was given the mission to protect her from some ppl when she had received death threats before a game. Now they are a couple and nat comes to cheer her on at a big final game and she is so adorable cheering for reader and then someone fouls the reader, reader gets injured but continues to play (nat is pissed off) and then the reader leads the team to victory and aftermath “i am soo proud of you! But where is that person who hit you? That was on purpose. Gimme a minute with them.” Sorry for the long ask I just cant get this out of my head 😭

Death Threats and Soccer

Natasha Romanoff x Fem!Athlete!Reader

Summary: Natasha was assigned to protect you, and in the process, she fell for you. Now she is your biggest supporter and your cutest defender.

Warnings: Just fluff, really shitty descriptions of soccer, talk of death threats, slightly suggestive at the end if you squint

Word Count: 1.4k

A/N: Hope you like this! I really am not a soccer person, but I thought this fit better than other sports, so what can you do.

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Being a famous athlete came with its ups and downs. You got to play the game you loved and hopefully help millions of other people fall in love with it as well, but that also meant that you were constantly in the spotlight. This meant that a whole lot of people know who you are, and a fair amount of them absolutely hate you. 

This was how you met the Black Widow herself, Natasha Romanoff. You had begun to receive death threats from some people, so your manager thought that it would be a good idea to hire some extra protection for you. You agreed, not knowing who he would choose, but when you were called into his office one day and standing next to your manager was your favorite Avenger, it took everything in you not to pass out right there. 

It took a while for Natasha to warm up to you, but when she did, you two became inseparable. You soon asked her out on a date, and she accepted. When more death threats came in, you found out just how protective Natasha could be over you. You came home from practice one day to find her pacing in the kitchen, on the phone yelling at someone. 

When she sees you, her pacing stops and she quickly hangs up the phone. You come up to her and wrap your arms around her waist, mumbling into her neck, “Who were you talking to?” The redhead turns around in your arms before wrapping hers around your neck. “Tony. We need to find out who’s been sending these threats.” You nod seriously before leaning down to press a quick peck to your girlfriend’s lips.

“And I know you will, babe. You’re the best of the best. Now in the meantime, what would you like for dinner?” Natasha happily sat herself on top of the counter, telling you her order. As you cooked for her, her worries about you slowly faded. All she could think about was how much she loved you and how happy she was in your relationship.

Later that night, while the two of you are cuddled up in bed, you decide to bring up an upcoming game. You glance down at the gorgeous redhead laying on top of you, brushing some hair out of her face and quietly saying, “Hey, baby? Would you maybe want to come to my next match? It’s a home game, and it might be a little chilly, but it could be fun.” 

Natasha grins at you, nodding and placing a gentle kiss on your lips. “Of course I want to come. I would love to watch you play!” You smile back at her before settling in and whispering up at the ceiling, “Goodnight, baby. I love you.” You hear her mumble it back before you close your eyes and drift off to sleep.

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Your teammates were not the most subtle people you know, so when you walk into the locker room and they begin to whisper, you know something is up. You let them talk quietly for a second before whipping around, catching them off-guard. You make eye contact with your teammate Ella first. She tries to act casual, glancing away from you, but you’re locked in on her.

“What the fuck is going on?” She giggles nervously before your other teammate, Grace, teasingly exclaims, “You have a guest in the stands. She’s very enthusiastic. You can practically feel her team pride.” You give her a confused look before realizing… is she talking about… no, she can’t be. Natasha would never dress up in your team colors in front of thousands of people, let alone be decked out in it. 

The team goalie, Mia, shrugs, nodding in agreement with Grace. You let out a laugh before turning back to your locker. You would believe it when you see it with your own two eyes. You quickly got changed and began stretching with the team captain, Vivian, leading. 

As your team lines up to go out onto the field, you decide to try and spot Natasha in the crowd. The team jogs out to meet your opponents at the midfield line, and as you stand there, you look into the stands. You quickly catch sight of your girlfriend, completely covered in your team's memorabilia. You let out an astonished laugh, putting your hand up to wave at her. She enthusiastically waves back, jumping up and down and waving a flag with your team logo on it. 

You shake your head in amusement before focusing on the game. You get into position on the midfield line, and as soon as the whistle blows, you are in your professional headspace. You are the center forward on your team, and you and the second striker, Hazel, follow the ball towards the opposing team’s goal.

You quickly take control of it, passing it around to keep it away from the opponent defenders. Hazel takes the ball and draws the defenders away from you, leaving you open and able to take a clean shot at the goal. You both jump at the opportunity, with her quickly passing it to you and you swiftly kicking in the first goal of the game. 

You can practically hear Natasha screaming from the stands, making you smile as your teammates pat you on the back. You get back into position before play resumes.

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As the match goes on, the score becomes tighter until it is 3-2, the opposing team. You grunt in frustration when you glance at the scoreboard, knowing that you would have to bring your best if you wanted to get back the lead you had before. 

You call Vivian over, telling her you have a new strategy to help. She tells you to proceed and you fill her in. Instead of just Hazel drawing the defenders away, two of your midfielders, Grace and Ella would assist so that it would be more thorough. Vivian agrees and tells the team the new plan, and you all get into position. 

As soon as play starts, you and your teammates spring into action. You run forward quickly, making sure to stay spread apart from Hazel, Grace, and Ella. They lead the defenders away and the ball is passed to you. You get ready to take the shot, but then suddenly you feel cleats make contact with your leg and you are on the ground.

You notice an opposing player standing up near you, and the referee walks over to you. You decide to play it up a little, holding your leg to your chest and rolling around a bit. You glance up at the referee who then blows his whistle and holds up a yellow card. Hazel jogs over to you and helps you up.

As you stand up, you limp, slightly in pain, but you decide to just push through it. Vivian jogs over and asks, “Are you good to keep playing?” and you nod and grin at her. You shake your leg out and glance up at the stands, catching sight of Natasha fuming. You would have to remember to calm her down and reassure her that you’re okay after the match. 

In the meantime, you resume your strategy from before, with the two midfielders assisting Hazel. Soon, you gain back your lead, with you making three more goals and leading your team to a 3-5 victory. 

You run around the field before you stop suddenly because of a pain shooting up your leg. You quickly forget about your injury though when the rest of your team jumps on top of you, cheering about the win. You make your way towards the stands, making fans cheer louder. 

Natasha meets you at the edge and you pull yourself up so that you can pull her into a passionate kiss. She sighs into your mouth before chasing your lips when you pull back. You laugh breathlessly before looking her over. “You look good, babe. Our colors suit you.” 

She grins at you before replying, “That was so amazing. I’m so proud of you!” A dark look quickly passes over her face, making you stumble back slightly from the mood change. “Who was that person who kicked you? That was clearly on purpose. And they were allowed to stay in the game? Let me talk to them, then they’ll know not to mess with you.” 

You laugh at her determination to defend you before you kiss her again, but more softly. “It’s okay, baby. Really, it is. It’s just a part of the job. I’m just glad you’re here.” She smiles up at you before grabbing your hand and dragging you towards the exit. 

You look at her, confused, before asking, “Where are we going?” She just gives you a suggestive smile before supplying, “We’re going home. Don’t you want to celebrate your victory?” Now, how could you ever say no to that?

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[t00nyah]

Okay so how exactly did Wenda attack all the sillies? Like, in what situation? Did she just like randomly come at Pinki with a chair? What was Tunner trying to do when she shot him? (I think you said something about trying to defend ppl?) How’d she do what she did to Sky and Oren? Also in what order did she attack them? I’m curious lol and I love your yapping so hopefully this ask makes some sense lmao I’m not sure it does sorry 😭

this ask makes so much more sense than ANY ask i ever wrote in my life you're GOOD

okay...i don't have a VERY particular order of events in my head, but here's what probably happened:

(hi, after yapping session t00nyah here, obviously gore and murder and stuff is described there!)

i think at first wenda felt a bit weird when she saw everything change, when she saw brud with 60% of his head gone, when she saw OWAKCX's skinned body, and only then clicked that hey, it's alright, everything's going down, so it's allowed to have some girlfun!

i'm trying to make a timeline still and i think it makes sense in my head that wenda went for sky purely out of this newly bloomed impulse to do something intensely fucked up without a weapon on her. dunno where she got those poles, but i would assume they just were around for some reason. i have a small idea of... tunner could've witnessed it shortly after and probably felt so bad about not being there in time to stop her. i think tunner was on a look out for others because something was clearly going on, but unfortunately stumbled across wenda and of course she was full of delight. seeing tunner so appaled at the sight made her laugh! she doesn't have to hide the deranged side of her brain now, who cares, she's not the only one!

of course it was tunner's duty to eliminate the threat, but the question was in order: was it all her doing? who's behind it all if not her? to which she of course looked at him annoyed and gave him the genuine 'no, i just came here and everything was like that already. not that i mind, as you can see' and somehow still managed to yoink the revolver he had pointed at her. got lucky i suppose. with my super-toxic-yuri-powered brain i can't not imagine her do some weird flirting because i don't care im brainrotted. something about a he/him butch lesbian pointing a gun at her because she's actively seen as a threat is just that attractive to her. but we all know it ultimately ends with her shooting him, having her girlfun!

that's the point after which she goes to get her knife, because she really got lucky with having something around and it's not really that fun when she doesn't have her own iconic murder weapon, right?

i think she could've gotten the idea of finding oren and pinki almost immediately, and of course she found them hiding at the house together, trying to figure out where to go now, nowhere is safe. and nowhere it is, as wenda approaches them in the most horror movie maniac way possible for her. i think hearing her voice immediately raised the question of is there any chance it's a good thing wenda found them, and no, turns out of course it's not! i think she didn't mean to do that, but ended up hitting pinki with a chair because she was annoying to her to shut her the fuck up. ended up fucking up her face and knocking her out for good, as she herself got to FINALLY use her knife and slowly cut open oren's ribcage. made sure to make it painful! after looking at what she's done for a while, of course, she did get bored and move on, but she was definitely satisfied.

(this is basically where the answer to the questions ends, but i still went on a bit of a bonus yapping session to clarify something)

and then in redemption arc au almost immediately after that something just cleans the atmosphere, everything is normal again and wenda is hit with this weird feeling of emptiness after so much stimuli and boiling bloodthirst. just a whuh. wuh. and stands still. looking around. everything is so normal, but the gore in sight is definitely the same. and then she's approached by the higher powers forbidding her from doing any more harm and helping repair what has been broken. obviously her first reaction is 'this is bullshit.' which is understandable. and yeah, this IS bullshit. but she legit is disallowed to harm anyone now it just won't work and harming herself counts too she just can't do SHIT. she very VERY unwillingly has to cure lethal wounds (and it works because of the said higher powers that made her do that and she's so pissed).

[thechy-fychannel]

Do you have any pre-infarction house headcanons? Especially with stahudson polycule? Was house hitting on cuddy and making gay jokes about wilson when he was with stacy? Did they all hangout together in cafeteria? Did stacy even work in ppth? I am starving for more pre-infarction house contents

I love love love love asks like this!! I have so.many. preinfarction headcanons where do I even begin. Buckle up because I'm going IN.

I think stacy was a hilson enabler from the beginning. she was the #1 perpetrator of "my boyfriend and his boyfriend" jokes from the years 1996-1999. she understood and respected the homoerotic friendship (bc she too has had homoerotic friendships). honestly that understanding that house and wilson loved each other was the thing that allowed her to finally let go of house and move on after the infarction. she knew wilson would take care of him if she left. but not only did she respect their relationship, she absolutely enabled the weirdness of it and was the one who started bringing wilson up in bed just to fuck with house. she created the Wilson Fetish that cuddy would one day have to endure (I use endure loosely bc cuddy enjoyed it just as much). in fact, stacy even gave house permission to invite wilson to have a threesome with them when he was in between marriages to bonnie and julie, but house was too afraid to actually invite him bc he wasn't ready to open the can of emotional worms that would've come with sleeping with his best friend.

Now to answer some of your specific questions;

I don't think house hit on cuddy as much when he was with stacy, but he still flirted with her on occasion bc that's just how he is. but stacy flirted with her too bc they were friends and she knew that cuddy and house slept together in med school, so it was always the unspoken joke between them. There was a lot of "well, house likes his pretty brunettes, you know how it is." alrjalkg. But flirting with wilson was always and will always be on the table, house himself can't even stop it from happening.

I don't think stacy originally worked at ppth, but I think cuddy and stacy were friends first and cuddy invited stacy and house separately to the paintball match they met at in hopes they would hit it off. It was a no brainer once she started dating house and a job became available for stacy to take, so she started working there.

When their schedules aligned, they def all liked sitting in the cafeteria and having lunch together but it didn't happen that often on account of house and stacy sneaking off to make out whenever they got a chance, plus cuddy working through her lunch more often than not bc thats who she is, especially as the youngest Dean of Medicine, she still felt that she had a lot to prove back then. but I think that's what started cuddy and wilson's tuesday tradition of having lunch together since their friends were too busy fooling around without them.

Now talking about the stacy-house-wilson-cuddy polycule.......what a beautiful disaster that would've been 😭 they break up and get back together about 500 times and each time they breakup, someone gets fired and then rehired a couple weeks later. poor cuddy never rests bc her best doctors are legal disasters, her lawyer is in love with the biggest disaster of them all, and she's in love with all of them so there's literally no winning (until they all make it to the bedroom, and then cuddy is The Winner bc they all have some bullshit to apologize to her for.)

tequila is to blame for it all. cuddy was actually the one who followed wilson to the bar after work one day bc she noticed his wedding ring was gone and wanted to talk to him abt it. he told her abt him and bonnie splitting, said he hadn't even told house yet bc house had been so preoccupied with stacy (and maybe he just didn't want to have to face two ppl who were so damn in love with each other that it made him sick). he had those big sad eyes and cuddy just couldn't let him go home so sad and alone, so she ordered them a round of tequila shots. one round turned into three or four and then they had to ask house for a ride. but the party didn't end there, insisting on breaking out more booze once at house's place and they all four ended up drunk and horny together, waking up in a naked heap together the next morning.

they swore it would Never Happen Again. that lasted about two days until wilson gets all weepy over his impending divorce again and they show him what he has to look forward to as a single man. (patheticness is an aphrodisiac to these ppl, I swear)

cuddy holds out a lot longer than the rest of them, but eventually she approaches wilson like "hey...so listen....I need u.. to...do that thing. that thing with ur tongue. pls. pls and thank u."

they attempt to establish some boundaries and do the Normal Relationship Thing, stacy dating house and cuddy dating wilson, but it falls apart the very first time cuddy and stacy have some alone time to talk about it and end up on top of each other again. house and wilson never even actually tried, they agreed they Shouldn't Do This and then immediately did it twice more in a row.

[justallihere]

GIRLIE YOU BETTER BE READY TO READ THIS ESSAY!!!!!!

I love how sentient the shadows are in this chapter. Its like they have a mind of their own and I'm here for it. Those shadows are hers now, not Xadens LMAO Mira's eye is going to twitch every time she sees them hanging around her baby sister

so satisfying we got to read how Pierce screamed to death and Xaden needed to relive that memory to keep himself in check

Vi basically kicking Mira out and admitting the room is also his??? I bet X was jumping for joy when he heard that

X is literally ready to shut down/hurt anyone who remotely upsets his wife. He has no fucks to give, doesn't care if it's her bsf, sister, or brother. anyone can be on his shit list and on the flip side, make her happy and he will do whatever that person asks lmao

SO MUCH PHYSICAL TOUCH IM CRYING

The hair conversation had my heart aching, X affirming that its V's body and its okay to be upset about the prospect of it being cut against her will!!!! (wonder if V is getting whiplash from the venin convo and how ppl took away her autonomy bc it's her body, her signet, her choices)

I can't even imagine the bickering that X and Tairn were having and how tired Sgayel must have been listening to these two

Did X's heart break when V thought she wasn't worth it and wouldn't come to save her? Liam really did keep her going and was so confident that X would save HER

She’d misunderstood him once before on this, and he couldn’t let her again

SOBBING!!!! THEY TOUCHED FOREHEADS. Honestly, that can be so much more intimate/impactful than a kiss imo

“Like. . .” He turned his head just enough so that his nose skimmed her cheek. “Everything has shifted since I met you. You are the center of my world—you’re the thing I orbit around. Of course I would come for you. I would do anything for you. You’re everything to me, Vi.”  “Don’t—“ A choked sob got caught in her throat. “Don’t say that.”  “Why? It’s the truth

“I love you, Violet Sorrengail,” he admitted. “I’m in love with you. You can’t get rid of me, in this life or any other. I’ll follow you through them all.” 

In every universe, they are soulmates. I will die on that hill!!! That thing in my chest ACHED when I read this part. I think I've re-read it at least 5 times 😭😭😭😭 He finally said I LOVE YOU TO HER. He didnt and wouldn't allow any room for misunderstanding!!!!! Its all on V now!!! and thats okay!!! X will be patient bc he loves her

Was this the chapter where he kisses her forehead and wipes her tears away 🥺 I love them so much, your honor

HE GOT TO SLIP HIS HAND UNDER HER SHIRT!!!!!! UGH MY HEART I CAN'T WITH THEM

Rhi is so snarky and I love her for it. She might be X's #1 hater (Mira is up there) and I am here for it. I hope we get to see these two bicker

WALK HIM LIKE A DOG SIS, WALK HIM LIKE A DOG

He would do whatever she asked

Xaden is so soft in this chapter and I love you for showing this side of him

He caught her as she buried her face against his shoulder. “Hi, Sloane,” he said gently. 

Everyone loves/fears Vi more than him and X is fully aware and okay with it

“Is that my entry fee?” Xaden asked dryly. “My wife?” 

I feel like everyone is going to be hovering around Vi once she is up and walking around (We all know Xaden is going to LITERALLY be her shadow)

Imogen and the one kitchen lady (forget her name) will be constantly feeding her and fretting that shes gotten too thin and needs to eat.

In summary: FOREHEAD KISSES GALORE, THE CUDDLING, X finally sleeping bc his wife is safe and home?????

you are amazing and i love this fic and you <3

I am always ready for all of your comments let’s do this

Mira has been around Xaden and Violet for two seconds and she’s over it. Like why is he looking at her baby sister that way? Why does Violet like it? Why is she defending him? Make it stop!!

Violet didn’t want anything to do with Pierce’s death, she just wanted to go home, but Xaden enjoyed it for sure

Listen Xaden doesn’t care. Has never cared. Won’t ever care. If anyone upsets Violet, their relationship to her is inconsequential, he won’t let it happen 😭

Xaden is about to learn the hard way that it’s Violet’s body and choice when she starts doing shit he doesn’t want her to do. Start praying for him

Sgaeyl having to intervene between Xaden and Tairn was NOT on her bingo card and yet here she is. Mediating fights between her mate and her rider over some tiny human she won’t even admit she likes

The forehead touch! The forehead kiss! The love confession! Xaden touching her skin directly to ground them both! I’m unwell!

Thank you ily 🩷🩷🩷

[zucchinitart]

May I get general headcanons for Laughing jack? *bats eyes*

i honestly forget all the headcanons i’ve posted 💀 but sure!!!

some more random headcanons!!!! (some go against the canon….sorry 😭)

-he was born in the 1800s, but i like to think it was 1803 specifically….if he was alive today, he’d be 219!!!! (bday on Xmas so not 220 yet 🤧)

-his body stopped aging after Isaac died…he killed Isaac in his 20s (kinda forget if there was a specific age he met up with him again 💀) so he’s physically 20-something!!!

-he can only eat small amounts of food and water before he throws up (no digestive system!!!) he doesn’t feel sad about not being able to eat tho because he doesn’t see what’s so enticing about food. he enjoys licking a lollipop every now and then tho!!!

-he celebrates his bday every year alone…he kinda throws himself a pity party and looks at families celebrating Xmas to make himself feel more sad 😭 (his bday is technically Christmas!!)

-(related to above!!) he once asked Jeff what special day was on the 25th of December…Jeff said Christmas. Jack started sobbing on the spot 😭

-although he’s sad frequently, he has never felt the need to die….his rage and jealousy that built up over the years inside his box makes him want to keep living!!!

-when he felt lonely inside his box, he’d make his arms really long so they’d lose circulation and then wrap them around himself….it would feel like he was getting a hug!!

-(idk if this counts as a hc 💀) personally….i think it’s kinda weird how he was able to see what Isaac was doing even inside the box…i like to imagine that he couldn’t see the outside world and was just rotting in darkness…and then when he finally got out, it was like a surprise when he found out Isaac became a murderer!!! ultimate betrayal!!!!

-jack still loved isaac even while he was trapped inside his box. he tried not to and did everything he could to hate him, but he just couldn’t

-(this basically goes against the canon story 💀 sorry): he hates adults!! LJ started hating them when he saw how Isaac’s parents treated him. His anger against adults grew again when he saw how Isaac turned out.

-his sleeves are magical!?!?! they grow with his arms!! i guess his bandages do too…

-LJ tried to conceal his identity from the world as best as he could, killing people without leaving a trace…for him, that means killing everyone in the vicinity!! he only became popularized when he let a kid go free..unfortunately news spread when the kid started telling ppl what he saw!!!

-his nose annoys him sometimes…he had to invent a new technique to put a shirt on just because of it

these are all very random!! hope you enjoyed!! of course i have plenty more…but that would just be too much 💀 and i honestly can’t take myself seriously when i post headcanons 😭 sorry if this was atrocious to read!!

[xoxnaeeeoxo]

Heyyy so the poll decided they wanted a story time of my h20 Dr. I will be doing story times about the other realities regardless though!

So let’s jump in. So the method I did that night I kinda just created it as I watched h20. The method; I just decided to use ocean wave sounds, and visualized a few scenarios of me in the water. (while using 5 senses to attach myself more to my dr). I visualized myself swimming as a mermaid, swimming with dolphins, swimming around fishes, close to beaches, under boats, and then when I felt ready to shift, I finally swam to mako island. I visualized myself in the moon pool, and then climbing out and falling asleep next to the moon pool for a nap. Now at this point with all the meditation, affirmations, and motivation I affirmed to myself that I am where I fell asleep in my dr. Lastly I just intended to wake up there and I did!

Okay so when I woke up there I was ofc happy, a little scared bc that cave is dusty asl and there were in fact spiderwebs. It was also dark but I scripted there were torches. Not to mention the only way out at the time was through the moon pool. So I sat there for a little bit just getting used to myself there and where I was. I did script other ppl from other shows in bc why not yk?

Anyways I was drawing in the tiny patch of sand with my finger until I felt ready to leave. And when I did finally feel ready, I lowered my feet into the moon pool. (I was wearing a two piece bathing suit). I scripted that my bathing suit became part of my mermaid form, and also that the transformation was different from what happens in the show.

So my transformation was freaky. Freaky but cool. And also fast. I scripted that my legs just stick together and the scale-y fleshy mermaid tail form around them/into them. It was really fast and my tail at the time was black with white and grayish shading. So anyway, after my tail formed imma be extremely real. I just stared at it. 😭😂 I moved it around, touched it, even splashed around a little. Now I’m not the best swimmer. So I was hesitant to fully get in the water. Even though I scripted I can breathe in it. (Not getting into explaining that bc I’m too tired to.)

When I finally got in the water I swam in circles first before I left the moon pool. (I am terrified of the ocean so I did script that it was a huge lagoon. Only dolphins, manta Rays, and other tiny fish in a very clear blue lagoon). When I exited the pool, let me just say nothing compares to the feeling of swimming as a mermaid. It felt freeing in a way, I almost didn’t wanna get out of the water lol.

So anyway after getting out of the water finally, I walked around along the beach just to see things and explore a little before eventually finding the juice cafe where Emma and Rikki were working. I went in and sat down at a booth and ordered a drink from Rikki this is how that went. (I also scripted we went to college together so it wouldn’t be awkward, and I wouldn’t have to start fresh with friendships.)

Me: *sitting looking at the menu*

Rikki: *walks up and stops directly infront of me*

Me: *looks up at her with a smile.*

Rikki: do you know what you want yet ?

Me: yes actually *orders a drink I forgot the name of*

Rikki: alright be right back.

After she walked away to make the drink I saw all the ppl I scripted walk in, and I legit covered my face. Okay so I scripted the teenwolf cast in bc hey free will🤷‍♀️. And I also scripted that Derek was my ex HAHAHAHAH. 🥲 so moving along.

Rikki: *comes back with my drink and notices I’m hiding from the people that just walked in*

Me: don’t ask.

Rikki: I’m gonna ask….why are you hiding ?

Me: okay look at the guy in the leather jacket..he’s my ex.

Rikki: ah the mean looking one?

Me: yep.

Rikki: yeah you can use the back door if you want. Also remember the get together is at Emma’s house, see you then!

She walked off to go take more orders and I took her advice and left with my drink. Now the rest of my day up until the party just consisted of me shopping bc the clothes in the early 2000s just eatttt especially with the summery/beachy vibes. I also do have a house there but I didn’t really spend much time there. So the party had started and I had arrived like 20 minutes late. There were people there and ofc the ppl I scripted in were there too bc I live for the plot. So I walked in grabbed a lemonade with a straw and sat in the backyard.

As time went on during the party I spoke to different people, got to know others, and gossiped with Cleo, Emma and Rikki. And as we were speaking my ex in said Dr tapped my shoulder and asked if we could speak. (For context the reason he’s an ex isn’t bad I just scripted it was a misunderstanding.)

Me: ehhh I suppose?

We walked to a part of the yard that didn’t have a lot of people and he basically just apologized and explained the situation that I scripted 😏 and yk the drill I had to pretend like I didn’t know and this that and the 3rd. And we agreed to give things another go. Emma’s party was a success and we had a lot of fun, not while cleaning it up though. I told Emma next time she needs to hire a cleaner bc the amount of cups??

But anyways the day ended with us crashing in Emma’s room. The days after were kinda just us going to classes and hanging out. We did however practice using our powers and testing our mermaid abilities in the water. It’s definitely a nice place to shift when you want summer vibes.

Okie dokie that’s my short story time, happy shifting !! I’m gonna hit the hay 🛌

[baeshijima]

hey *winks* bet you didn’t expect this 😜

KICKS DOWN YOUR DOOR FOR THE THIRD TIME !!! 🦵🚪 tis i, sleepy nonnie >:) i have come to collect your snippets to eat them— i mean appreciate their beauty 🙇‍♀️✨ yes, yes … i would never dare consume such marvelous work … it is simply preposterous to even imagine such an act coming from my person, hm 🍵

did i get you to laugh btw be honest. i was going to be normal and simply send an ask from my actual account only for my brain to give me the most genius idea ever of creating another blog with the most unassuming appearance ever just for giggles !!! imagine if i were an actual beer belly dad who lives in his basement. unfortunately that is not the case, i am simply a 17 year old FEMALE with no beer belly & my house doesn’t even have a basement. booooo 🍅 apologies for those who believed i was …… i can’t believe this username was still available HAHAHA

anyway, hi sophie!!! you’re probably wondering … 🤔💭 who is sleep nonnie really?? i am here to answer your questions ^_^ firstly — my actual account is ( @kurogira ) but i interact from ( @quilthaven ) & my name is actually vessa, not … realbeerbellydad 😔😔 secondly, GODDD I LOVE YOUR PROSE SO BAD !!!! anaxa… THE DIALOGUE IS SO !!! HIM !!! I CAN HEAR HIM SAYING THOSE THINGS. YOU’RE SO TALENTED. he’s so stupid im in love with him i need to throw him into a blender and turn him into juice 🧃 *slurp*

KING MYDEIMOS !!! i just thought of every one of my moots that absolutely adores him & i’ll be sure to show them your fic once you’re done i’m 100000% sure they’re gonna love it 💗💗 ( unless they find it first… very possible. i know a lot of ppl who are big fans of your work, myself included!! )

i hope the reveal was good, hehe ദ്ദി ˉ͈̀꒳ˉ͈́ )✧ i am very comfortable around u & your blog so doing this wasn’t as nerve-wracking as i thought it’d be !! getting to talk to you after following you for such a long time had a rly positive impact on me and i don’t regret it one bit :3 i shall use my actual blog to send asks here from now on YIPPEE

THE SCREAM I SCREAMT OMG ????? realbeerbellydad... did u know i am ur biggest fan? ur beer belly really stood out to me the moment i saw u and i couldnt look away from there on...

no but actually the laugh i had for the past few minutes when i clocked that this wasnt a bot and actually u 😭😭 sleepy nonnie, or rather vessa i should be saying now (😏) u are so funny i think im in love ..... but also this reveal lowk reminds me of this one tweet i saw a while ago where op got a message from an account with an american dad as its pfp and the descriptor as smth like "making my four sons into manly men" OR SMTH LIKE THAT when it was actually a 19 (i think) yr old girl and she was dming op abt a kpop group/upcoming concert they were both going to and it was so funny she even sent voice notes to prove she wasnt an american dad with 4 sons 😭😭

ANYWAY !! HI NEW MOOTIE VESSA IM SO EXCITED TO FINALLY /MEET/ U !!!!! hehe i followed both accounts (so it can actually show the mutual title in notes 눈_눈) and like both pinned posts 🙂‍↕️ u will always be realbeerbellydad in my heart 🫶 AND AAAAAA TYSM ?????? sobsob im glad the dialogue feels natural and like him ;w;; the amount of times i kept going "he would not speak like this." and "no he would in these circumstances..." and changing what he said 😭 and ur so right we do need to put him in a blender and turn him into juice !! get ur greens in for the day 😌

hehe KING MYDEIMOS <33 no bc the way this is the second time ive now written for king mydei... spoils of war i am looking at u and how i somehow got his personality pretty close to canon pre 3.0...... omg all mydei kissers rise \^o^/ and thats such an honour 🥹 hehe im happy u enjoy my fics and want to share them like oughhh my heart......

the reveal was amazing. spectacular. 10000000000/10. changed the trajectory of my life. stop vessa thats literally so sweet what if i exploded and made the world cave in on itself :(( i shall be awaiting to see vessa in my inbox and expect me in ur inbox soon >:]

[hellhoundnini]

shifting story time (3x)

i was in and out of sleep, decided to affirm “i have my desires b/c my inner world loves me.” it’s an aff ive been repeating for like 3 days. i gts, and at this point ive already dreamt 3 times, finally the third dream ends but a new one begins, i wake up in my bed but its a different room, and im thinking to myself, the only way to shift is me, i can just decide, so i close my eyes and say “i woke up in my desired waiting room. GO” and i kinda feel like a star wars ship when it blimps and disappears. i open my eyes to this lego reality, it’s at night, dim lighting, just before the sun goes down, a man comes out, except he’s a lego zombie, starts attacking me, we got to fighting, MINK MINK, im capping his shi, but im so small cs i think i was an actual lego, bc when i first shifted, i woke up on the ground and my eye level stayed relatively the same even when i had stood up, 😭, i manage to get him on the ground, and i basically decapitate his head off by pulling it, but he gains this new power, which my opps be doing that in dreams, where they gain a new power that they literally haven’t had access to before, JUST to try and defeat da sleeze 👑, anyways i end up running off back into bed, and saying the same affirmation, and i do the star wars blimp thing after i say “GO.” in my head and wake up in a beautiful grand house, i love big houses so it’s no surprise every shift did include a super huge house, i start to walk around, i have two phones, ppl are texting me , adding me, it’s not dry at all like here 😭, my room is really pretty, it looks like a room i’ve always wanted as a kid, white decor and beddings with pink and lime green accents, flowery n shit yk, i go downstairs and it’s sooo big, like we have living rooms leading into living rooms/ the kitchen, where i find my siblings chilling, the hallway to the kitchen is so long and omg i loved this house, we had glass windows and i could see the neighbors chic dog through the backyard, it’s giving paid and put up 🏆, i start to walk back to my room, check out my bathroom, it was rlly cute, i decide to shift again, i say the same affirmation, “i just shifted to my desired waiting room. GO.” this shift was top 2, i woke up in a new room, my hair was messy asf but i started looking around anyway, my room was really pretty, this was more of a modern victorian twist, it was teaaa, anyways i start walking around and at first i thought it was a big house, cs i’m seeing rooms and beds, but as i continue walking i’m seeing so many people, i realize it’s a boarding school, and im like omg my hair is a mess, so now i’m walking around with messy hair and covering it with my arm.. people are looking at me and i just keep walking throughout the school, i say hi to hella ppl, walk upstairs and there’s a lot of familiar faces, everyone ptso, i had a conversation with some friends and we ki’d a little, i make it up the stairs finally and im nearing the entrance to my room, and these cute boys stopped so i could get in before they walk off, this one boy had stopped his friends with both his arms, literally so sweet, and he was hot so big ups, his friends stop and they let me pass, i ask why he did that and he’s like “because we love you” and i walk into my room, use the other door to explore more,

im realizing now that my inner world (aka me) was speaking to me through this dream/ shift, bc of what ive been affirming “i have my desires because my inner world loves me”, cs this whole shift everyone was so nice and friendly, i felt like a princess even tho i didn’t look the part atm, i continue to explore, and find long winding hallways of dorms, they’re all so pretty and victorian, but subtle, i loved it, each one was different, i see my favorite mentor from school, and she notices im so smiley and lowkey i had to lock in cs i didnt want anyone to know i shifted, and she’s like why are you so smiley, i play it off like im just happy to be here and she’s like “no something happened” while smiling, basically letting me know she’s onto me, i find my room and the dream ends, when i tell you this interaction was a little easter egg my mind dropped in there..

cs she said something along the lines that she knew i shifted, she knew something was different, which to me is proof that this was a shift and not a dream yk, shifting within dreams is lowkey OP but

hope yall enjoyed.. i had fun chile and imma continue affirming !! assume and it will be proven.

[lolosrollercoaster]

so - back on an I need to write this out to process it and I guess im sharing it mood.

So ... been looking for a job since April, took a bit of a break in May but was supposed to be back in it by now but I'm just. exhausted. the depression has come back full force and I'm now lk desperate and financially stressed af.

So anyways, all of these months I kept just mass applying when I could get myself to with the full resume I had - no changes. no tailoring it to an application etc. and then I decided to apply again to this one place in sept - even though last year when I applied I hadn't had much luck, but this time around there was a position very similar to my last one - and I was lk fuck it I gotta do it.

in the mean time I've kinda been going to a psychiatrist since lk august to be evaluated bc I think I might also have ADHD. But anyways she thinks that I need to leave my house, see ppl and rejoin life in order to see if my problems are from lack of doing anything and so my mental health is fucked bc im lk stuck at home feeling useless or if its because of something else - lk idk something is inherently wrong with me lol. I think she'd shit on me if I said that out loud to her. she's kinda cool - lk intimidating cool but not in a bad way. she's just such a no nonsense person and she'll read you lk you're an open book you cant get much past her.

my mom had to go in to share what she'd seen happening with me (aka lk the outsiders perspective of what changes can be seen in me since Ive been mentally fucked) and she was so nervous ahahaha and then in the end she was lk wait do I want an appointment with her for myself? my mom is a whole character. if only y'all knew.

anyways back to the job thing, so she told me to apply to anything, I just needed to get a routine going again. so I applied to a bunch of things. and then I got a message about a grocery store job on indeed and tried to reply but I couldn't help but feel a bit sad bc I thought man I finally got a grown up job and now I'm back to my OG job roots, back to the grocery store life. And honestly I think a lot of my extended family has fucked me up on that bc they're so snobbish about these jobs. ANYWAYS so I didnt hear anything back after I answered them 🤷🏻‍♀️ so I thought ok . and around that time I had stopped applying.

fast forward to the past 2 weeks - my dog got sick, I got sick - we had the worst flu, I've had the worst period of the last few years, ive been out of it, my mom has been out of it, my dog has been out of it - also right - my grandmas death etc. (truly Oct is kinda dead to me now. so yay on that 😭 one less thing to look forward to which is sad when you didn't have much left) but yeah so then I see this email late Friday evening - which shit I usually check my email daily but this time I had forgotten bc id been sick - it was an email from Wednesday from that job I'd applied in sept that was a lot lk the one I'd left earlier in the year. and they wanted to interview me this week - Wednesday or Thursday. I managed to reply as soon as I saw it. and then I got a confirmation that Monday for it - it was an in person interview today.

I tried to prep for it as best as I could while physically dying a bit - bc lk I said been experiencing the period from hell. And yknow what that means? I'm so fucking emotionally wrecked atm- so anyways my dad drove me I somehow managed to be there, I was early, dressed professionally and everything - had even practiced some answers ... and then idk man - I think I fucked it up. They asked follow ups or clarifications of my answers but by the end I wasn't sure how to feel except man definitely didn't get that. they told me they'd make a decision by next week and let me know either way.

and the worse or weirdest part is I've spent the past few days since I found out about it trying to downplay it - lk its fine, you don't need this, if it's for you then it will be for you and if it isn't then it isn't. but I felt so sad walking out - lk idk I just got that feeling that they didn't like me. so now I'm all sad - even if all I've felt recently is that idgaf anymore and I'm ok with just dying - bc yup I got that passive suic*dal ideation down to a routine now. anyways - if anyone has any words of encouragement I'll take them but yeah I am sad .... and I have little to nothing left to give. it's been draining to say the least. and the worst part is I know my parents are just going to be encouraging and even my psychiatrist -she told me that I would get a job and it wouldn't matter who and if for some reason I didn't get something I should just think of it "well they weren't capable of seeing how great you are and what an asset you'd be to their team and that's fine because that just means it is not the job for you" but it still makes me sad know? I have trouble letting go of things and I'm way too hard on myself so it's just - A LOT.

anyways thats my life update.

[stolentrekblr]

continued:

He knows. He just likes to play the victim for sympathy points.

Lmao “hate blog” - you just cite things appropriately and aren’t assigning any morality judgment unless the serial numbers (usernames) are filed off. Honestly, big appreciation for what you’re doing! The reposting without credit drives me up the wall.

Pfft ‘hate blog’🙄 you’re doing great work op and mr post-thief just doesn’t like getting systematically called out. I on the other hand love this blog - followed! 🫡💕✨

this is amazing. thanks for doing this.

damn LOL i see that page all the time and they repost so much shit....they got me...at least it wasnt my art tho. i appreciate this blog

thanks for letting me know! once again showing why i have to watermark my edits 😮‍💨. as per to the people who do this: please dont or at least ask!! anyway. at least this was a low effort edit ig but 😭

this guy is so shameless. give credit

I love that you're doing this!! I'm always curious about how many of my memes are floating around out there. Thank you!

the lort's work

AGAIN?????

i was about to thank you for letting me know. then i saw the url and after looking at your blog i think the more appropriate thing to say would be thank you for your service 🫡 doing god's work over here ^^^ btw i haven't used facebook in years does the send a gift mean people can send them money? for my stolen meme? lol 😭

I got you op i posted credit in the comments

i made it. im on facebook now

Wow! I've never been reposted before. That's fun

positronic pimp posting 😭😭

didn't even like the post before screen shotting

Holy shit!! Im famous!!!!

Ya! It's so annoying, he'll post tumblr screen shots then add his OWN handle. Like wtf my guy

If anyone makes these incorrect text post edits there’s a big chance this guy has reposted them with no credit. I have dozens scattered through other posts of his. Which, this guy has subscriptions turned on and makes money off of stealing all our content. His only creative effort is sometimes putting his watermark over screenshots of our work. He claims he can’t do link-backs because it’ll affect his “reach”. I know in this day and age it’s expected to have posts copied and put elsewhere, but there’s a big difference between inevitable leaking vs. active pillaging.

oh my god

Scared to check the comments under this one LOL. I follow them on my personal fb idk how I missed this. thank you so much for catching this. update I checked them and ppl miss the joke every time

I'm finally making the big leagues

Omg Ive been on tumblr for over 10 years and this is my first stolen post! (That I now of at least.) thanks for your service. (note that i personally don't care that much if my (non-art) stuff is reposted as long as you leave in my url, but i appreciate being asked at least. though im less ok with ppl making money off of reposting) also kind of a weird thing to repost given that this is literally just me writing my opinion about a character and not a meme or something. like idk this post isn't funny nor is it particularly insightful

jeez I wish this person would stop reposting my stuff i literally have no reposting in my blog bio 😭😭😭

like i wouldn't mind as much if they had asked me before doing it and at least they do credit/have my username but i'd just prefer them not to :')

OP here, I don't really care if people repost without credit to other websites. I literally quarter-assed this meme on my phone. Go nuts.

Your blog actually motivated me to make a new, more obvious watermark to slap on all my stuff

I know! I literally follow him and commented that it was mine. He's pretty good at crediting art, but not edits. I would have fought it more if it wasn't 90% just a screen shot. i'm not super bothered by it. he has been water marking tumblr screen shots which i think is super weird and adding like overlays to make it more his. its odd

stolentrekblr continuing to do the prophets work 🫡✨

cool i guess? At least it's a screenshot that includes my username. But idrk if there's an audience for this on Facebook

Huh I wonder why they do that. Thanks for letting me know

Don't worry I'm just glad people enjoy it

WHAT DO YOU MEAN REPOSTED TO FACEBOOK 😭😭😭😭

they didnt even gaf enough to followme what da hell

MOM I MADE IT. thanks for the heads up also

I'm honored

reblogging for awareness. this fb group is reposting content without credit

Lieutenant Commander positronic whatever posting i hate you i hate you i hate you

wtf

OH GREATTTTT thank you stolen trekblr i owe you my life. MAN this one isn't even that old those reposters work FAST

:sob: NOOOOOO but that completely tracks I do what I can to point out edits/memes that have been reposted on this site when I know the op, but facebook is a whole different hellhole. thank you for your service

LOL finally reached tumblr status of having one of my posts stolen

im a popular girl 👧 💅 where is my paid commission for posting

as usual fuck this one facebook rate. salute stolentrekblr for their excellent work, but most importantly credit to op for making me nearly snort tea through my nose laughing

Oh, lovely. 🙄 At least my signature’s still on them. not that it'll tell anyone where to find me. i should probably start watermarking these. thanks for the heads up. i don't have facebook so i wouldn't have nown. looking at the dates and now this bugs me even more. this drawing set has more notes than all except the basics one. i always knew this could happen. it just bugs me because this is one i'm super proud of. i'm GLAD more people are seeing it, but i wish i KNEW they were seeing it

The FB page Lieutenant Commander Data Positronic Pimp Posting is making money by reposting content and artwork. Even when they give credit to the original artist, the cash earned is never seen by the artist. This drives me insane. Someone is capitalizing on the creativity o others. Imagine going into a museum and taking pictures of art so you can sell them as prints. now imagine taking pictures of fine art and putting your shitty watermark on it

this art is stunning! reposting guy not so much

HUH??????

Thank you for letting me know. They added credit but never asked my permission to share it so I feel a bit disheartened about it now

thank you for your efforts

thank you for the heads up, I've reached out and told them to take it down! Thank you for performing such a great service for us creative folks. stolen art. god Facebook really sucks doesn't it.

 HUH??????? thanks for letting me know i guess lol this is so funny FACEBOOK?? of all places?? ive been reposted to instagram before although not for a while but damn... facebook... & it's my wuark post too. just a lot going on here

wow at least they have my username there but still what the fuck lol

WHAT THE

no way

Huh. I think this is the first post I've ever had stolen. Could've been worse but i don't now how to feel about it. should i be upset or honored

This is it. This is how I go viral.

I appreciate that you seem to at least have gotten them to start citing sources

oh my god I've had a tumblr post break containment. this has never happened before. this is an odd feeling

While I'm not usually bothered by the reposts, this one irked me cause they slapped their watermark right next to mine

look ma

Woah I'm honestly honoured hehe

ITS ALWAYS THE SAME FUCKIGN GUY

look ma i'm on tv. funny thing is that screenshot in the back was in fact the episode that inspired this post

omg this is such a milestone for me 😭 baby's first art theft. i feel like i've finally made it. at least they gave a half-assed credit so i  don't really care. but like. facebook???? is there really a thriving community of star trek fanart appreciators on facebook???? anyway lmao thanks for the heads up i am weirdly amused by this and wouldn't have ever known otherwise

oh my fucking god. thats how you know youve made it

i feel so honored

2 FOR 2 BABEEEEEY

Well, I appreciate what you're doing anyway

Hmmm idk how I feel about this... They did cred me so I don't really mind. Wish they asked tho :/ thanks for the heads up

At this point I'm worried about my addition to this about secretarial workers is gonna become sited in documents. When my source was "that book with the red cover about star trek fandom that I read 9 years ago" I mean plenty of others have confirmed my information and so on, but please do not quote me on this go find first hand sources

MOM I'M FAMOUS!! wow i feel like a Tumblr Blogger

slay i guess i hope the facekbook fujoshis fuck with me

I like how he says he won’t credit any type of text post edit because they are low effort… which is rich coming from the guy who screenshots other people’s posts for a living.

WHAT?? HUH?? NO. NO. BAD. AH. THE NOISE I MADE. SCREAMING IN A BAD WAY. (Thank you for reblogging this with that but holy fucking shit I'm going to go hide in the corner for a month)

look ma i made it!!! very real chance my family will encounter this post now. how do i feel about that.

I’m grateful he took it down but posting art without permission, even when credited, is really not okay. If I wanted my work posted on other sites, I would do it.

I feel like that Data account is putting in more sourcing because they got caught. But they’re still taking other people’s work without permission and expecting payment. It’s as if I offered someone a bag of chips, had a link for them to pay me, and I said, “Oh, by the way, I stole these chips from the grocery store and you should consider paying me for my service OF THEFT.”

YOU ARE DOING A HERO’S WORK OMG 😭 I HAD NO IDEA PEOPLE WERE REPOSTING MY ART

having your tumblr post reposted somewhere is the greatest compliment and also terrifying thank you for saddling me with this knowledge.

... wow that was fast. i hope they at leasted used my image description

thank you for the heads up!!

man come on

OH MY GOD

oh wow great account

i know they probably just edited the "follow" symbol out so it wouldn't clutter up the image but the implication that this was a follower? i'm weaping. why the fuck are you still on facebook in the first place. babygirl this isn't you

that's so terrifying

goddamn they just post any old scrap they can find huh

Saw and credited myself. 😆

IM POPULAR ENOUGH FOR THIS???? data would NEVER honestly what pisses me off the most is that i make sure to tag every book i post from so no one has to wonder where tf its from, and the theft didnt so now there's FB commends asking where its from. defeats the point!!!!

oh my god, this is an honor

thank you again for letting me now my work was posted on FB without permission! I ended up messaging the Data-person directly and they took it down- And ig blocked me right after lmfaooooo. What an unhinged weirdo 🙄

If they weren't on Meta & didn't have a weird monetization scheme, I'd have been happy to allow reposting with permission

that Data poster on FB is so classless omggggggggggg

Of all the posts they chose this one. I am confusion

they put me on facebook....

THAT'S THREE FOR THREE BABEY. i wanted  to make a madden giferator but it would not load for the life of me, but this is still epic

OH MY FUCKING GOD. I made it!!! but at what cost

Oh No. lol off the cuff things i say ending up elsewhere with my url and everything lol. okay then. thanks for letting me know!

oh damn! i'm famous!

not the first time this has happened to me 🤷 oh well. at least it's just dumb trek shitposts and not like. art i put work into. im just glad people are enjoying my dumb stuff. i feel much worse for the people whose art and writing is getting stolen and reposted

DAMN they are FAST... tbh I am almost honored to have my stupid meme stolen to a facebook repost page

i hope he learns! all it would take is a quick message/comment asking if he could share it

thanks for reblogging 🙏😞at least this means people think I’m funny?? 😂

omg i'm honored to be featured on stolentrek. a curse and a blessing both

hm

I really feel uncomfortable knowing they profit off the community

I think we should kill this guy. just an idea

it's highkey so embarrassing that they brag about something like this 💀

Trekblr Community Reaction

I have wanted to compile reactions from the community for a while now, and today I finally made it happen. I have not editorialized anything, doing my best to copy reactions as written. Without further ado:

i love accs like this and the people behind them. the dedication to search for stuff like this and bring it home. sounds absolutely maddening and i salute them. to sift through garbage theft accs… doing the lords work

idk if i should feel honored or not, at least my username is there lol. this is very funny to me. like i dont even use facebook anymore

Omg they erased the last sentence. Lmao. I mean if you’re gonna steal my posts at least include the entire thing. It’s literally the least you could do

chat should we kill them?

OMGOD IVE MADE IT!!! this is crazy because i feel like my dad might actually see my star trek posts LMFAO. he's always on there. this is a big moment

I don't have a problem with reposts of my stuff if the watermark/username is included, but I appreciate the spirit of what you're doing

Nice sentiment but i really don't want people on facebook to have a link to my tumblr blog. thank god it's uncredited... been around a while my posts are always being stolen

The person Im thinking of flat out took OC memes from me and passed off my captions as his own. He gave me credit once from what I've seen and then the other times it looks like he made it up himself. I'm all for tossing memes out there and letting them be wild and free, but this guy twists it and uses it to beg for money on his page. He's got the lobes.

Why did they censor my pfp but not my username WHAT

damn. ig im famous now. better start lining up for autographs

People are posting me to Facebook???????

Damn... I'm not even mad about this tbh... someone thought my stupid post was good enough to steal and put on a facebook group 🤣🤣

disgusting

?!?!??!??!??!??!?!!!??!?

You know what I'm ok with Facebook enjoying this one I appreciate it being edited over them

This has never happened to me before

I honestly don’t mind seeing screen shots of my posts showing up elsewhere, it’s inevitable, but the nature of a screenshot shows the source of the post as well as the OP. But this crap is blatant plagiarism. Obviously this person is on tumblr, so I hope they see this. Please do better and have a smidgeon of integrity. Just give credit? It’s really not difficult? Thanks @stolentrekblr for the effort here.

Yooooo this is wild! Glad people like it I guess

This one ALMOST gives credit. But not quite. Could’ve just typed my handle in the post 🤷‍♀️ super easy, barely an inconvenience.

Come on... Just type "credit: *tumblr handle of the OP*" It's so easy not to be a spineless thief.

The watermark 🙄🙄

keep doing your thing op. you're like an archeologist but instead of screaming about how it belongs in a museum you are adamantly making sure people know where these things came from. i can't even fucking imagine the searching you have to do to find these posts. earlier today i couldn't find a post i had seen yesterday. keep it up!

I tracked down a post of mine that you found reposted on the data FB page, and left them a comment. "Hey look, its my post! didn't even crop out my tumblr url lmao. it was much more popular on my blog tho (1,817. notes)" They did not respond. 😒 It only got 344 reactions and 6 comments on the data page though... that page has like 38k followers... at least my posts do well when I post them myself on the Star Trek Shitposting page 🤣

I've made it. I have arrived. I got my 5 second shitpost lifted and put on another social media site, complete with a hazy photo overlay. I have won at Tumblr. I can rest now. I can rest.

Ohh yeah, this guy's a real loser. It's the WATERMARK for me 🙄

The HUBRIS!

ahh wow Ive never had a post escape containment before!! did they at least link back?

I am touched ^-^

plagiarism is the real problem. it gets worse when you see someone profit off the passions of other people in a fandom

well damn. and i'm here looking for employment...

sad to see someone else repost on fb and even watermark it. seriously what is up with the watermark over a screenshot of a tumblr post

Yeah. I think you're doing good work. I think exploitation is so baked into society that some people don't even realize when they are using the free labor of others for their own gain.

[humanfleshbutcher]

HELLO!!

I love that ppl are writing for puss and boots now since the new movie came out bc I've always been starved from the 0 fanfic. He's just so perfect to me and I need the fanfic of him!!

So I'm here to request a romantic puss fanfic. Maybe hurt/comfort? It's raining right now so I feel like rain is needed in the fanfic. Maybe reader feels like a burden or smth and just walks in the rain and eventually puss finds them and just comforts them.

Take your time- I've had patience for 2 years so I can wait a little longer! Can't wait to see the results<3

AAAAA I love this request 😭🤚❤️❤️❤️

Puss in boots x reader 'Comfort'

TW: Mentions of self-degrading

Can be taken platonically and/or romantically

Hurt/comfort

Gn!Reader and cat reader

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Rain poured down from the dark and cloudy sky, it hitting the leafs of plants and the grassy ground being the only sounds that filled the airy atmosphere.

Actually, there was one more sound, the sound of footsteps. Your footsteps. You were upset. Very upset.

Why, you may ask?

Well, out of nowhere you started overthinking. Were you really good for team 'friendship'? I mean, they're nice and all, but are you good enough?

You tried to brush it off, you should really stop thinking that... But it wouldn't go away and you just needed a break. Plus, you liked the rain. It was weirdly calming, even if being wet wasn't a cats favorite thing.

Your head hung low, you didn't want to start crying. Not now. you couldn't stay out here for too long, getting a cold wasn't exactly on your schedule.

You sighed, finally stoping and just stood there. There wasn't much to do, not much to calm you down from your tears. Why couldn't the bad thoughts just go away? It's your head, why can't you make them go away? It was getting too overwhelming.

Why can't you just-

"Y/N!"

You turned around. There he was in all his glory, Puss in boots.

"Puss!" You responded, wiping your eyes. Puss tilted his head in confusion.

"Are you crying?" He wasn't teasing you, he was genuinely worried for you. That only made you want to cry more.

"What? Noo-" You tried to say in a happy tone, but your voice cracks were hard to hide.

Puss slowly walked over to you, and then he hugged you. Almost instantly, you burst into tears. He gently patted your back, holding you close and not letting go.

You don't know how long you've been crying for nor did you know how long Puss and you sat under a tree. You leaning on his shoulder as he gently held you close, both of you staring into the horizon, watching the rain pour.

"What's got you so upset?" He finally asked, your breath hitched. You don't want to seem like you were crying for a stupid reason, but you don't think you can put your feelings into words.

"You don't have to tell me, but if it will make you feel better, I am listening." He added, pressing you closer to himself. You took a deep breath in and out. Maybe telling him this would really help you.

"Well, I guess I just don't think i'm good enough for you guys.... But I don't know how to make myself better or if I even should be in the team because-"

"Y/N."

You looked up at him.

"Don't say things like that. The team loves you so much, we need you with us. And don't even get me started on how perfect you are. Your battle form is amazing and the way you protect us when we're just not enough for the enemy its-... If anything, you're the most perfect thing in the entire world, Y/N.

Your eyes widened, he looked like he meant all of that. You felt warm, you needed to hear this and he knew.

He pressed his forehead to yours and you both just sat there, appreciating each other.

But soon the rain stopped, and you both fell asleep next to that tree. You both held each other close, and dreamt beautiful things. You would thank him so many times if you were awake, but for now you're both resting.

For now you're both at peace.

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I needed to write this😤😤 literally writing this in school but the request is just so 😩🤌✨✨✨ You guys are creative, if not for ya'll i'd be sitting in school sleeping but i'm sorry if it's short I don't have much time

[nicollean]

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↳ I feel like y’all relationship would be secret

↳ esp if you’re a fire fighter and him being .. wanted by many ppl

↳ when he first met you he was very curious abt you

↳ ofc he wouldn’t say everything on his mind but he would ask/talk a lot abt you to Victor

↳ kinda got attached to you rq & would stalk follow you wherever you go

↳ i mean are we surprised .. ? 🌚

↳ now when he finally goes up to introduce himself he “accidentally” bumped himself into you

↳ “i’m sorry pretty lady, let me help you up” with a smirk on his face

↳ and ever since that day y’all were joined at the hip

↳ he really liked how bold you were and how you don’t take shit from nobodyyy and speak what’s on your mind

↳ he would often ask what you like or what interest you & would note that down for later

↳ if you like going to the beach he’d take you there late at night when he’s done with any mission so y’all can stargaze

↳ wash days would be very easy and fun around him.

↳ Considering his long silky hair

↳ Hair & products would be everywhereee in the bathroom

↳ you can’t tell me he wouldn’t scratch “that spot” when he’s washing your hair & you’d beg him not to stop

↳ this man loves you dearly but don’t really expect him to show it if he brings you with him on a mission or around Victor

↳ but behind close doors is a whole different story

↳ since he was abandoned and basically neglected as a child he’s gonna want to be around you 24/7 and have your physical touch

↳ don’t really think Joker has had anytime to actually cook a decent meal, especially since he wasn’t taught.

↳ Sometimes you’d invite him over in the kitchen and y’all would be cooking together and joking around with each other

↳ as much as he loves receiving PDA from you he has a hard time showing it back , so be a lil persistent with him

↳ but at the end of the day this man adores you & appreciates you vv much