#Fiction by Me
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me reading straight up pornography: hmm… this one just doesn’t have enough accurate character psychoanalysis to get me off
#d#rihanna sticks and stones can break my bones but fictional people’s thoughts about whips and chains excite me
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#ao3fic#ao3#ao3 memes#fan fiction#fan fic writing#fan fic writers#fan fiction memes#those 16 bookmarks mean the world to me#this is literally me
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Is this anything
#always an awkward conversation to have irl#“i love ai.” insert that one spongebob holding out his hands with a shadow above him meme#“FICTIONAL. FICTIONAL AI!!!”#clankerposting#Clay posts#fictional ai#shitpost#hal 9000#robots#p03#electric dreams#allied mastercomputer#ihnmaims#shockwave#transformers#fuck ai#this is an anti ai art blog btw#objectum#saying hello to everyone who reads the tags um... hi!! Really funny to read people recommending me entry level robot/AI media#like yes i have indeed heard of portal and ultrakill. i just didnt pit them in the meme </3#also some guy decided to write in the notes that they were going to crush me into red paste. hot? thank you? ???? weird.
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When I was a kid, we moved into a house that had a huge lilac tree out front. It was mostly rotten, and it needed to be taken down before it fell. It took a while, but eventually, it was gone.
Mostly. A couple years later, little lilac babies popped out of the ground in its place. My mom was determined to get rid of them, because she'd planted a beautiful flower garden there, and the lilac trees would overshadow and kill the whole garden. I insisted on saving at least a few saplings. She said fine, but I had to dig them out and put them in pots myself.
So, I did. I spent days digging little lilac bushes out of the ground and putting them into pots. Some couldn't be saved, but some could. When all was said and done, I had five brand-new lilac saplings. Seven or eight years old, and it was my absolute pride and joy.
Three died due to sun scorching, severe drought that no amount of watering could save, and perhaps just being moved from their place in the ground. But two survived, and I was awfully proud of them! I'd go out and talk to them every single day. I watered them by hand and made sure they were fertilized properly. I learned all about their favored environments, and I was determined to make sure they lived.
One of my mom's friends saw what I was doing with the lilacs. She asked if she could have one to put in her backyard, and I agreed on the condition that she take very, very good care of it.
It's now fucking enormous. I'm talking ten feet tall and bursting with beautiful purple flowers every spring. My mom still gets updates each year as they start to bloom, which she forwards to me. And all I can think is, "That's my friend! Thriving some twenty years on, there it is."
The other tree nearly died, too. It lived in a pot for far, far too long. I wanted to plant it somewhere in my parents' yard, but my mom was reluctant. Eventually, we agreed to put it in the far back garden. It grew okay for many years, despite the shade, but in all these years, it's never bloomed.
Last year, the massive tree casting massive shadows over the lilac and the garden cracked in half and fell. It tumbled into the garden, crushing part of the nearby shed and destroying a few plants beneath it.
It missed my lilac by inches.
The clean-up is long done. The rest of the tree has been cut down, and my lilac has full sunlight for the first time in fifteen years. It won't bloom this year, I know. But it's got new shoots up. It's taller than ever. I spent half an hour a few weeks ago praising it for surviving all this time, dreaming about its future and telling it how I believe it'll become the tall beauty it's always been meant to be.
I think next year, I'll see flowers.
#aese speaks#a little personal story for you all#the origin of my life-long relationship with lilacs#i've been a garden witch since i was very small! (:#green witch#garden witch#garden magic#the lilac post#hello to everyone reading the og tags on this:#it's a metaphor it's a true story it's real it's fiction it's a poem it's me rambling it's whatever you think it is#30k
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if you're about to get top surgery, you may hear a voice in your head telling you to make a joke about getting something off your chest even though it's overplayed. im here to let you know it's your imperative and sacred duty to not only make the joke but to tell it to every person you talk to. and that you are right it would be funny as fuck. this is not sarcastic if you tell enough people one of them will have never heard it before and also it's still funny to every person who has heard it listen to me this is a once in a life time opportunity— [i start getting dragged out by the palace guards] commit to the bit!!! if you don't you'll forever wish you had!! heed my warning or forever suffer the cons— [castle door slams shut behind us]
#good idea generator#dont ask why we're in a castle. live in this fiction with me. suspend your disbelief
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[guy who genuinely fucking loathes himself voice] well on account of my charming and endearing nature. Of course
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god bless anyone who comments on ao3
#consistently????#marry me#right now#on one knee#ao3#ao3 writer#ao3 author#ao3fic#fanfic#fanfiction#fics#fan fiction
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can we stop doing this trope
#tumblr#politics#media#fiction#tropes#social justice#like soooooo much of the popular media I see big on this website does this. like#marvel#mcu#atla#tlok#the legend of korra#avatar#rwby#bioshock#the clone wars#dc#dc comics#<- just to name a few#this might get me harassed by a certain fandom but you know what they already harassed me 2 times before third times the charm!
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[⚠️The Amazing Digital Circus SPOILERS] This episode was interesting!
#i REALLY like gummigoo#im just into characters who realize theyre in a fictional world and become self-aware dont mind me la la la~#anyway i like the guy and he's a very interesting character#a bit disappointed at what happened to him at the end though#but hey i'll take what i can get#this episode was unexpectedly sweet considering the chaos of the first episode#pomni realizing that she wasnt alone in this was really nice#the amazing digital circus#digital circus#amazing digital circus#the digital circus#the amazing circus#tadc#tadc pomni#tadc ragatha#tadc gangle#tadc zooble#tadc jax#tadc kinger#tadc gummigoo#my drawing museum
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Everyone meet ‘Slappy’ the wild sea lion that has gone viral on TikTok after begging tourists for peanut butter sandwiches 🤣
Watch Now: Beloved wild Sea Lion Slappy does her signature bark for a PB sandwich
Check out our list of the BEST memes about our favorite Instagram celebrity Slappy the seal
Wildlife authorities ruin internet’s fun by putting ban on feeding famous sea lion ‘Slappy’
- Top comment: Not me risking a class 2 wildlife felony to feed Slappy a peanut butter sandwich 😂☠️
Internet famous sea lion enjoys new meme craze “Outlaw Slappy” as her admirers continue to offer treats despite the ban from marine wildlife officials
Sad news out of Southern California today as the internet mourns beloved sea lion ‘Slappy’, who was put down by authorities after biting a child that was trying to feed her a sandwich.
#I hate being that person but ‘internet famous’ wild animals stress me tf out for this reason#Freya the walrus#Neil the seal#Wally the gator#fiction
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Flowers
#I LOVE KIM KITSURAGI#i couldnt stop thinking about these flowers from the game and the lore about them#god disco is such an amazingly developed world shit has me entrenched in fictional history#disco elysium#de#kim kitsuragi#harry du bois#harrier du bois#my art
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when im being asked a question, but i was busy daydreaming about __ x y/n
#actually mentally ill#relatable#explorepage#x reader#x y/n#fictional men have me in a chokehold#stranger things x reader#marauders x reader#slytherin boys x reader#anakin skywalker x reader#cillian murphy x reader#klaus mikaelson x reader#tom riddle x reader#draco malfoy x reader#leon kennedy x reader#bucky barnes x reader#tony dinozzo x reader#damon salvatore x reader#billy hargrove x reader#mattheo riddle x reader#lucius malfoy x reader#regulus black x reader#johnathan crane x reader#joe goldberg x reader#loki laufesyon x reader#sebastian sallow x reader#ominis gaunt x reader#steve harrington x reader#eddie munson x reader#gojo satoru x reader
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"I don't want ppl to think I'm cringe—" NO. you go draw yourself smooching that fictional character RIGHT NOW. they LOVE YOU. be FREE. you have an entire community of ppl who support you, now shoo, go write that drabble!
#🥀📜#thinking abt this bc i wanna draw me and kiyo...#i wanna smooch him rn#self shipping#self ship#self shipper#selfshipper#selfship#selfshipping#f/o#f/o community#fictoromantic#romantic f/o#self ship imagine#selfship community#fictoromantism#ficto#fictional other#fictosexual#yumeship
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Potsnpicksweek 2024
Lunch: leftover from the restaurant 🥘 & homemade rice and ginger chicken stir fried in the office 🍱
#potsnpicksweek2024#chilshi#senshi#chilchuck#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#uhhh drawing fictional middle age men having a cute relationship is very therapeutic to me ok#my art
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To all my writers who have a tough time with smut terms and not knowing which ones to use, I have found the holy grail for us.
This reddit user, who I've recently found out is @kjscottwrites here on tumblr, took a poll of 3,500 people and went really in depth with asking their favorite terminology, along with actual pie charts on what the readers preferred to see in their smut.
Check out their post with the link to the Google doc here!
#hope yall enjoy😌#share to save a life because god smut is so hard to write😭#fics#fan fiction#fanfiction#writing#writing tips#smut#write#don't mind me#i dunno what else to tag this as
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if i think about the hunger games in peeta's perspective i WILL start sobbing
#imagine you're a boy who's going to die. you're in love with the girl you've been watching from afar. you know your fate.#you just want to help her‚ but then there's the announcement and she's here in front of you‚ kissing you‚ risking her life for you and you#think‚ i could live and i could love. you think she loves you when she hands you the berries‚ when she puts them in her mouth.#then you both survive and you go back home and nothing is real anymore. you have nothing. no family. no friends. no love. just an empty#house. a drunk for a neighbor. the love of your life walking into somebody else's arms. you think‚ i survived the games. i could survive#this. and you also think‚ i should've bit down on those berries‚ should've felt the juice burst before i died.#and then the third quarter quell announcement rings in your ears and you think‚ she will live and i will die as i should have in the first#place. the girl you love kisses you on the beach and somewhere you heart stirs and your mind revolts and you savor every touch she has ever#given to you‚ in front of the cameras and off. because you are a tribute and you are always being watched and snow's presence looms and#you think‚ i know she cares. but you get taken. you get drugged. you get tortured‚ your mind altered. the girl is a mutt‚ a murderer. she's#everything you despise‚ your mind stirs. your heart revolts. you gain more awareness but cannot distinguish reality from fiction and you#have never known katniss' love. the war ends. you heal. you come home. you plant primrose for her. years down the line‚ you grow in love#more than you thought possible. but some days‚ you cannot tell fiction from reality so you ask the love of your life‚ you love me.#real or not real? and she says‚ real‚ and kisses you.#and you sigh and kiss her back and revel in this. a home. a life. a love.#lit#the hunger games#everlark#otp: real or not real?#katniss everdeen#peeta mellark#text#tais toi lys#thgpost
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