#Feeding fry

[he-who-needs-to-be-silenced]

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

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Machine, you are telling me a shrimp fried this rice?

Audio Source

[toxooz]

naw whos the crusty ass bitch who thinks its cute to take my ocs cause what is this

[ryllen]

(what if i put my oc as) agent 4, with new agent 3

[foursaints]

could i pretty please have more of deathflower (petunia and bellatrix ship name in MY little schizophrenic world) and how does barty accommodate evan's weird eating habits. like if theyre at a resteraunt... or subway, or taco bell or mcdonalds

i'm looping jen @quillkiller in on this one. bellatrix/petunia could be sooo erotic in a La Belle et la Bête (1946 dir. jean cocteau) way, where this buttoned-up neurotic pale-pink housewife is corrupted by this shameless bloody avatar of unfettered magical power.

bella is wild-eyed, and wild-haired, and centuries of dynastic magical cruelty are alive in her veins— but petunia is JUST as mean. petunia is surprisingly resolute, and iron-willed, and can stare her down (in her neat little apron) and tell this rabid woman to HEEL. it's howl's moving castle. it's bluebeard and his doomed bride. perhaps because petunia is an outsider, she doesn't know that she's supposed to be afraid in the first place.

also just picture BELLATRIX LESTRANGE getting her hand swatted by her pinch-faced wife's wooden cooking spoon. "it's still hot," petunia is griping. bella has never been more fascinated in her life.

[dinosaurwithablog]

I am very happy that I learned to make Kung Pao Chicken!!! It's very easy to make and it's delicious 😋 😊 I love this dish!! 😍💜 It's, also, very healthy and it doesn't cost a lot to make. I think that I need to eat some more right now. Bon appétit!!!

[this-aint-massachusetts]

Don’t smoke weed with derek danforth. He ended up crying on my lap while I hand fed him McDonald’s fry’s

[guppiesareamazing]

The world is pretty shitty right now, but the salmon I am raising are learning to swim so it can't be all bad

[baravaggio]

When I realize anew every week that I’m not going to be rewarded for overextending myself at a job that doesn’t give me benefits or a trajectory for career advancement, that everyone else who I’ve met that works this job recognized this and put limits on their availability from the start, and that I won’t be attacked and killed for doing the same

[katisbadatnames]

just got into an argument with mum about whether or not she ahould season the dogs food? So it won’t be bland!?? Add a bit of salt and pepper???

she cooked a literal stir fry for Zoe yesterday what the hell. In a wok!! I can literally eat that!! Honestly I might just to prove a point

[girldraki]

whamageddoned on december second because we didn’t anticipate the very obvious fact people would put it in their tiktoks (that we watch reposted as Youtube Shorts™️)

[he-who-needs-to-be-silenced]

[joelletwo]

craving. really specifically. fried zucchini. someone come over and help me prep fried zucchini its too much work to do for just myself..............................

[pastellmochi]

non paralive moots im begging yuo listen to my wife singing

[rosemary-bells]

erha book 4 cover was revealed!!! (inhales)

((incoherent) thoughts in tags)

[bellshazes]

one day i'll have a kitchen big enough to make pierogi in again. i need this