#Feeding fry

[he-who-needs-to-be-silenced]

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

Transcript:

Machine, you are telling me a shrimp fried this rice?

Audio Source

[toxooz]

naw whos the crusty ass bitch who thinks its cute to take my ocs cause what is this

[ryllen]

(what if i put my oc as) agent 4, with new agent 3

[foursaints]

could i pretty please have more of deathflower (petunia and bellatrix ship name in MY little schizophrenic world) and how does barty accommodate evan's weird eating habits. like if theyre at a resteraunt... or subway, or taco bell or mcdonalds

i'm looping jen @quillkiller in on this one. bellatrix/petunia could be sooo erotic in a La Belle et la Bête (1946 dir. jean cocteau) way, where this buttoned-up neurotic pale-pink housewife is corrupted by this shameless bloody avatar of unfettered magical power.

bella is wild-eyed, and wild-haired, and centuries of dynastic magical cruelty are alive in her veins— but petunia is JUST as mean. petunia is surprisingly resolute, and iron-willed, and can stare her down (in her neat little apron) and tell this rabid woman to HEEL. it's howl's moving castle. it's bluebeard and his doomed bride. perhaps because petunia is an outsider, she doesn't know that she's supposed to be afraid in the first place.

also just picture BELLATRIX LESTRANGE getting her hand swatted by her pinch-faced wife's wooden cooking spoon. "it's still hot," petunia is griping. bella has never been more fascinated in her life.

[dinosaurwithablog]

I am very happy that I learned to make Kung Pao Chicken!!! It's very easy to make and it's delicious 😋 😊 I love this dish!! 😍💜 It's, also, very healthy and it doesn't cost a lot to make. I think that I need to eat some more right now. Bon appétit!!!

[this-aint-massachusetts]

Don’t smoke weed with derek danforth. He ended up crying on my lap while I hand fed him McDonald’s fry’s

[ilikeit-art]

Discus are almost the only species of fish that feeds fry with a special skin secretion. Therefore, the first days of life, the fry swim near their parents.

[joelletwo]

craving. really specifically. fried zucchini. someone come over and help me prep fried zucchini its too much work to do for just myself..............................

[rosemary-bells]

erha book 4 cover was revealed!!! (inhales)

((incoherent) thoughts in tags)

[furby-organist]

// in the 1930's, having a larger figure was considered a sign of wealth because people were starving during the great depression

anyway, alastor has broke boy physique 😭

[he-who-needs-to-be-silenced]

[kunosoura]

i love the inexplicable futurama running gag where owls have become pests akin to rats

[wenumsmol]

Bruh the plot isn't plotting and I wanna yeet myself into the Chicago river.

[jorvikzelda]

sourdough is so beautiful and also I truly feel like a parent or maybe like I've brought home a puppy. this morning when I fed her she was all bubbly and smelled so good and sour and the delight I felt was honestly WAY beyond proportion for. a sourdough starter

[dayurno]

i'm kinda curious about jean and wymack's relationship now

how did the father react to his son's elopement?

hes sooo fine with it (grinds teeth) its not like we all didnt expect it (wrings hands) kevin knows what he's doing (kicks rock) as long as hes happy (looks at the sky) kayleigh give me strength

i think kevjean's elopement happens very out of the blue. there's not a proposal so much as there's a moment where it dawns on them when they're tipsy and giggly. here's how i think it happened

jean into kevin's mouth: let's get married next month

kevin: next WEEK

jean: tomorrow

kevin starting to look around: TODAY. Now. give me something to make a ring out of

it was really a spur of the moment! it's the kind of throwing-responsibilites-out-the-window elopement kevin will panic about hours later when they're legally married and in a plane to the french countryside, but by then its already done and jean is just very good at distracting him about the consequences. they stay around 3 months unperturbed in their countryside domestic life honeymoon until andrew shows up at their cabin with killing intent because what the FUCK kevin day we thought you got KIDNAPPED*

*they (andrew, neil, wymack, abby, possibly jeremy) knew kevjean eloped but they figured a month would be enough for a honeymoon. in the second month they start to get worried and ask stuart to track them down