#Fawcett Comics

[wonderjanga]

What if when Billy gets put behind the x-ray and Batman's like "where are your bones" Billy panics, so bones appear, except, Billy doesnt actually? Know? How human bones work? So like, he just has a lot of bones under the x-ray now, except there are way too many and also that's not how ones are supposed to look like and fit in the human body??? Why is his whole torso from neck to butt covered in spines??? They're only supposed to be at the chest!

Marvel’s biology is strange. Batman knows that. After all, he and Martian Manhunter oversee the medical examinations of heroes. For some reason though, J’onn isn’t too concerned about it even though he definitely should be. That might be because of the fact J’onn’s a shapeshifter but still. Like…

Batman: “Say ah, Captain.”

Marvel: “Aaaaaaaah…”

Batman: *puts a popsicle stick on his tongue and looks around his mouth*

Marvel: “I’ evrythg gud? (Is everything good?)”

Batman: “Captain… Why do your teeth extend past your throat?”

Marvel: “Wha?”

Batman: “Why do your teeth continue past the normal amount until they disappear down your throat?” *gets a little flash light and peers it into Billy’s throat*

Marvel: “I’ tha no norma? (Is that not normal?)”

Batman: “No? Maybe?” *takes the popsicle stick away and turns off the flashlight*

Marvel: “How many teeth do normal people have?”

Batman: “32.”

Marvel: “Oh, okay. Check again.” *opens his mouth and he now has 32 normal teeth before closing it back up* “Is that better?”

Batman: “It is for humans.”

Marvel: “Oh, well then that’s good because I’m an adult human male aren’t I?”

Batman: Why are you asking me?

The fact that Marvel had to ask if he was an adult human male was extremely offputting.

or

Supes: *using X-ray vision on Billy* “Cap, why do you only have lungs, a heart and a brain?”

Marvel: “What do you mean?”

Supes: “I mean, you only have lungs, a heart, and a brain. How are you standing?”

Marvel: “Uh…”

Supes: “Is that normal for your species or something?”

Marvel: What do you mean species? I’m human?”

Supes: “Then how…?”

Marvel: “Can you show me a photo of human bodily innards?”

Supes: *confused at the suddenness of the question* “Why?”

Marvel: “Just cause.”

Supes: “Okay…” *shows him*

Random Bystander: *sees this and immediately thinks the two are gore fanatics*

Marvel: “Thanks! Now check again.”

Supes: “Woah… how do you do that?”

Marvel: “Well, I’m a human adult male. Aren’t I supposed to have those organs?”

Later, when Marvel told Flash about that incident…

Flash: “Geez, Cap. It’s like you were built by a kid!”

Marvel: “Ha ha ha… I know, right?”

JL: *laughing*

Marvel: *awkward laughing*

Batman: *sees the awkward laughing*

Bruce somehow came up with the theory that Marvel was built by a child God and that’s why his biology was weird despite the fact he claimed to be a human adult male. But then again, if he was built by a child God, would they want him to tweak his creation every single time he wishes to be more human?

[cakypa120]

Part 5

[toobytoobs]

Scenario where Mr. Mind forgets his voice amplifier and when he stands in front of Billy about to monologue, Billy doesn’t notice him and just steps on Mr. Mind, killing him.

So like a few months later, Billy’s just wondering if Mr. Mind retired cause he hasn’t shown up recently.

[ultrameganicolaokay]

Taken from Wow Comics #11 ‘A Telegram to Adventure’ (1943) by Bill Finger and Marc Swayze. Edited by Al Allard.

Mary Marvel in WOW Comics

[ledesaid]

And this is your little one…

MorningStar: "...Mace! Bring William."

The doors opened.

Constantine: Let him go, Luci. This isn't your style.

MorningStar: And what is, Jonny? Huh?

The words choked in the Englishman's mouth. What came out of the door was a body held in the arms of a demon close to the fallen angel. But he was as white as a sheet of paper.

MorningStar: We bet, he lost. Now his soul will guard the gates of hell. Have a good afternoon, Jonny. You know the way out. Mace, make sure to dispatch him properly.

Constantine: What do you think of double or nothing?

He threw a photo at MorningStar.

Constantine: My son for your daughter. Tic Toc, Luci. Who supports hell more, she or he?

[thebeefsteaktomato]

MY FAV CHAOTIC BESTIES

none of them know how to drive, and Billy’s giving it his best shot but even Solomon is struggling to help.

[kyxhiin]

Small post to feed to starving people. Captain Marvel get a store interview where the reporter questions him about stuff as he picks up his groceries. And like a tiny look into his duet aka small bit of personal life (a very rare instance). Oh and they only reason why Billy agreed to do this is because they told him that they would pay for his entire grocery bill.

Reporter: So Mr Marvel. How many calories do you eat in a day to keep that build of yours?

Captain Marvel who was focused on the canned food items cause fresh food would rot easily and canned foods can be bought in bulk and has a long shelf life: Oh, I would say about.. 400cal? (He hasn't eaten in 2 days and thinks that is alot.)

Reporter who was absolutely flabbergasted: How? Wait What???

....

Reporter: What would you say about the changes in today's culture?

Captain Marvel who has bought a crap tonna Canned foods and is now looking at the sweets section: These prices nowadays are outrageous! I would tell yeah, candy bars used to be 5 cents. Now these g-men are driving up it to a whole 8 dollars! You can buy a whole 3 day's worth of meals with that much! Right in Fawcett, you can buy these fellas for 6 cents a piece!!

Reporter who only understood half of what he said: Oh..

...

Reporter who's holding up a mic to caps face since this whole interaction is being recorded: May I ask, How do you keep that physique of yours?

Captain Marvel who's been hauling up truckloads of sweets and chips into his basked: Oh uhmm, uh. It's all natural?

Reporter who's eyes are filled with slight envy: Oh how great....

Safe to say every citizen ran to Fawcett city to buy groceries at that cheap of a price. They had to put boards up to keep people from ravaging the city. And #SkinnyQueenMarvel is now currently trending.

[glitter-stained]

Imma need to read about street kids Jason and Billy meeting because these two are on opposite ends of the homeless twelve years old spectrum and by that I mean I can't believe Jason was the one who got accidentally trafficked*:

Jason: *successfully steals 3/4 tires of the batmobile, says "who says I took'em" and "try and catch me you big boob", hits Batman with a tire iron, successfully escapes capture for a couple of blocks, really makes him work for it.*

Billy: *is accosted by a stranger in a turncoat at night asking him what he's doing here*: "I am homeless and I have no money so I sleep in the subway because it is warm." /The stranger: "follow me."/ Billy: *immediately fucking does.*

Like, if I were Shazam I too would be giving Billy godlike abilities, because with these preservation instincts that looks like about the only way this kid is gonna live through the winter.

*I'm talking about Ma'gunn, pretty sure that counts as child trafficking.

[windybluebelles]

I don’t think, as a fandom, we have utilitiesed the concept of immortal Alfred along side the Fawcett time bubble.

Now, I know for a fact that it’s canon Alfred is not immortal and has infact died, I also just don’t give a shit

I’m also fairly sure that time bubble fawcett has never been canon (atleast in the way that I picture it) , and at the very least isn’t anymore, I still don’t care.

Just picture, Itty Bitty Billy Batson (orphan whos entire support system from when he was younger is just entirely gone) hears a familiar voice coming through Batman’s personal comms, and just kinda thinks,

Holy Shit that’s Uncle Al

Now he’s obviously very confused, last time he heard anything about his Uncle Al was approximately in like 1954, and he was around the same age as his parents who I imagine couldn’t be any younger than like 30. So how tf is he not brain dead and being fed through a tube by now? (I’m sure there are some very functional 90 year olds but like… what are the chances?)

I imagine that Billy would eventually figure out that Alfred works for the Wayne family in Gotham (I also imagine that he now vaguely know Batman’s identity but he’s also like 12 so why would he care?) and finds a way to get there as soon as possible.

I’m picturing just like, Tim or someone opening the door to this tiny little boy whos holding a box full of pictures and letters and is politely asking if he can ‘Speak with uncle-err, Mr Pennyworth?’

[snail-friend]

Billy WHY DO YOU HAVE A PLANE

[aroace-madness]

Memes from Fawcett

[wonderjanga]

Hiiii, how are you?

I'm nervous here, it's the first time I've made an Ask here on Tumblr-

Aaaanyway, I wanted to give you an idea, I couldn't find it, but I've seen a post where Billy goes deaf after being struck by lightning

The post doesn't show it, and I can't think and come up with ideas to write it myself, but I would love to see what his interactions and relationships with the civilians and heroes would be like as a deaf person.

So, if you see this and want to write a post based on it, please tag me chum, xoxo.

— justv0id, at your pleasure :D

I’m good! I haven’t been posting as much recently because I’ve suddenly grown a little busy but other than that, I’m a-okay! I just need to work out a few kinks in my personal life and I should be back to the two posts a day schedule. ALSO, anyone is free to ask questions there’s no need to be nervous!

Anyways…

Marvel: *minding his business*

Tourist: “Captain Marvel? Could you take a photo with me?”

Marvel: *obviously doesn’t hear him because he’s deaf*

Tourist: “Captain?”

Marvel: *still doesn’t hear him*

Tourist: “If you don’t want to take a photo with me, you can just say so.” *starting to sound a little mad*

Marvel: *again, doesn’t hear him*

Tourist: “Dude, stop ignoring me-”

Random Fawcitizen: *runs up and socks the stuffing out of them*

All Fawcitizens are a little a lot protective of Cap. Some people unfortunately have to experience this first have.

or

Martian Manhunter(MM), Miss Martian, and Marvel: *all standing in the circle, staring at each other intensely*

Random Civilian: What are they doing…?

Meanwhile… In the Telepathy Link…

Marvel: “That’s what I was saying! That show is garbage!”

Miss Martian: “It is not! It’s literally amazing!”

MM: “M’gann… Please do not lie. At least not to the both of our faces.”

or

Reporters: *hounding him and asking a bunch of questions*

Marvel: *just smiles, gives a little head nod before flying off*

Ladies: “He’s so dreamy and mysterious!”

Marvel: *actually left because he knew that if he were to say a single word to answer any of their questions, he’d probably shatter all their eardrums because he has little to no volume control*

or

Batman: *signing to him*

Marvel: *nodding along*

Batman: *pleased that he found a way to communicate with Marvel*

Marvel: *has no idea what he’s saying and just think he’s throwing up gang signs* (“You know what? You go, man.” Billy thinks to himself for the 50 millionth time)

I’d also like to think this vid would perfectly encapsulate a not deaf Junior and a deaf Marvel.

[cakypa120]

Part 6

[laevanders]

Presenting famous boy newscaster, BILLY BATSON🎙️⚡

[pineapple-guy228]

2 sides

[ledesaid]

→Cape→

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Superman: Captain, where's your cape? Did you lose it to Constantine or Guy again? Captain: *laughs* I'm taking a break from poker, I traded it for a peace treaty. Superman: A treaty!? What kind, Captain? Captain: Yes, you see, a species from the magical world was planning to invade the underground and plant zetas of Onhilus, it's like a magical black moss that contaminates the ley lines running through the world. Superman: When did all this happen? Captain: About half an hour ago... So, the king of the Erasha wanted to marry me to his firstborn, but I managed to convince him that wearing a cape embroidered by demigods made him look cool.