#Fawcett Comics

[wonderjanga]

Diana Remembers 💭

Diana was minding her business, probably eating a tub of ice cream, when all of a sudden. She got flashbanged by a memory.

See, the memory starts with her when she’s about seven years old biologically, chronologically she was about 159. She was standing behind a pillar, peaking around the side of it as she watched an argument between two women. Her mother, Hippolyta, and a woman clad in robes that had a symbol that was now familiar to an adult Diana.

Hippolyta: “You can’t just leave!”

Prev Champ(PC): “Hippolyta, I have to. It’s my duty.”

Hippolyta: “Your duty should be to your queen! To Themyscira. Not to man’s world! You were an Amazonian first.”

PC: *sounds impatient* “I know that, but I’m not just an Amazonian anymore. I’m the Champion of Magic now.”

Hippolyta: “We have magic users here.”

PC: “Yes, but I can’t just ignore the magicals of man’s world. They exist as well.”

*silence*

Hippolyta: “…If you leave, you’ll never be able to come back.”

PC: “I know.”

Hippolyta: “And— and yet you still wish to go?”

PC: *smiles* “Yes.”

(My friend said this lowkey sounded like doomed Yuri)

Diana ended up sitting in silence for a few solid minutes after remembering that because, while the conversation itself was absolutely riveting to a tiny Diana, what’s important about this memory was the fact that the woman who claimed to be the Champion of Magic had the same lightning bolt as someone she just so happened to know. Her brother. Captain Marvel. So she went to ask him about it.

Marvel: “Huh? Oh yeah, that was me.”

Wondy: “Pardon?”

Marvel: “That was me. When I was an Amazonian. I told you about this didn’t I?”

This is connected to this post (How Do You Just Know My Parental Figure). In this post, there’s a quick piece of dialogue between them where Billy tells her about a champion that was an Amazonian.

Wondy: “I… had no idea that was you.”

Marvel: *confused* “Oh, come on, Diana… I literally played with you when you were a little girl! You don’t remember any ladies with lightning bolts on their chests besides the one from your memory?”

Wondy: “Well, yes, but I never really connected it to you until now.”

Marvel: “Diana, the symbol is literally trademarked for the Champions. Well, not literally, but you will be struck down by one of the God or Goddesses of the current Champion’s pantheon.”

*silence*

Marvel: “That’s actually why I can’t have merch.”

[kyxhiin]

I now introduce you to the.. One and Only.... MR MIND!!!!!

Got this idea from a really old gartic phone game in the divine discord lol.

[thebeefsteaktomato]

MY FAV CHAOTIC BESTIES

none of them know how to drive, and Billy’s giving it his best shot but even Solomon is struggling to help.

[cakypa120]

Billy is kidnapped often. Nothing serious. The villain just wants to tell his monologue of hatred towards a certain hero. All the villains have noticed how the heroes listen to or discuss Billy Batson, the host of a small radio station. That's why the boy is kidnapped. At least once a week. The villains vividly describe their hatred, some even say a spoiler for future crimes. Billy then tells it vividly the next day and jokingly asks the villains to at least feed him, because of their kidnappings he cannot eat normally.

The villains listen to him!

Lex Luthor brought him a whole steak! The Riddler bought him fries, a burger, and a large Coke!

So Billy, being a good person who loves his job, thanks them for the lunch and repeats their monologue word for word, even overacting a little. (But the villains are delighted by this)

Meanwhile, the League is panicking because they are the reason Captain Marvel's son is constantly being kidnapped! Marvel always looks at them with a disappointed look the next day if Billy is kidnapped. But there is nothing they can do! But they tried! Honestly! Captain stop looking at them like that! They didn't know that talking about Billy would turn out like this!

Flash and Superman feel very guilty. After all, it is their villains who often kidnap the boy. Batman tries not to look disappointed at his villains when he finds out that one of them kidnapped Billy, again.

Billy, meanwhile, made a list of villains who treated him very well. In first place was Captain Cold, in second place was the Riddler and Lex Luthor, and in third place was Scarecrow, to the surprise of Batman and Billy himself.

Yes, Billy showed this list to the superheroes so that they would know who was treating him how. As a result, Flash spilled the beans to Snart, and as everyone knows, villains are the best gossips. The news about this list spread like wildfire.

Now the goal among the villains was to get at least into the top five of this list.

Let's just say that Billy started getting kidnapped much more often.

[the-fyre-flie]

Billy Batson gets gifted a weighted blanket for whatever reason and promptly disappears for 36 hours.

At first, the Justice League thinks he's been kidnapped or went off world without telling anyone, but after 30+ hours of dead silence from Captain Marvel and reports of Fawcetts issues only getting worse, the JL opt to track him down.

Except... he never left Fawcett. He's still in his apartment. At least, that's what the tracker says. It also says that the little blip on the screen that is Billy hasn't moved at all in those 36 hours. Immediately, they all assume the worst and barge in.

Only to find... Billy asleep under the weighted blanket they got him. He took it home, crawled under it, and immediately passed the fuck out. The warmth and weight was the perfect cocktail blend to have him utterly out of it for a day and a half, his body finally taking time to recover from all the hero stuff.

Someone moves to pull off the weighted blanket (probably Barry) and immediately gets tackled and scolded for almost disturbing him.

The JL end up fixing most of Fawcetts problems (at least temporarily) until Billy finally exits the weighted blanket cocoon lol

[aroace-madness]

Memes from Fawcett

[ledesaid]

→Cape→

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Superman: Captain, where's your cape? Did you lose it to Constantine or Guy again? Captain: *laughs* I'm taking a break from poker, I traded it for a peace treaty. Superman: A treaty!? What kind, Captain? Captain: Yes, you see, a species from the magical world was planning to invade the underground and plant zetas of Onhilus, it's like a magical black moss that contaminates the ley lines running through the world. Superman: When did all this happen? Captain: About half an hour ago... So, the king of the Erasha wanted to marry me to his firstborn, but I managed to convince him that wearing a cape embroidered by demigods made him look cool.

[snail-friend]

Billy WHY DO YOU HAVE A PLANE

[windybluebelles]

I don’t think, as a fandom, we have utilitiesed the concept of immortal Alfred along side the Fawcett time bubble.

Now, I know for a fact that it’s canon Alfred is not immortal and has infact died, I also just don’t give a shit

I’m also fairly sure that time bubble fawcett has never been canon (atleast in the way that I picture it) , and at the very least isn’t anymore, I still don’t care.

Just picture, Itty Bitty Billy Batson (orphan whos entire support system from when he was younger is just entirely gone) hears a familiar voice coming through Batman’s personal comms, and just kinda thinks,

Holy Shit that’s Uncle Al

Now he’s obviously very confused, last time he heard anything about his Uncle Al was approximately in like 1954, and he was around the same age as his parents who I imagine couldn’t be any younger than like 30. So how tf is he not brain dead and being fed through a tube by now? (I’m sure there are some very functional 90 year olds but like… what are the chances?)

I imagine that Billy would eventually figure out that Alfred works for the Wayne family in Gotham (I also imagine that he now vaguely know Batman’s identity but he’s also like 12 so why would he care?) and finds a way to get there as soon as possible.

I’m picturing just like, Tim or someone opening the door to this tiny little boy whos holding a box full of pictures and letters and is politely asking if he can ‘Speak with uncle-err, Mr Pennyworth?’

[glitter-stained]

Imma need to read about street kids Jason and Billy meeting because these two are on opposite ends of the homeless twelve years old spectrum and by that I mean I can't believe Jason was the one who got accidentally trafficked*:

Jason: *successfully steals 3/4 tires of the batmobile, says "who says I took'em" and "try and catch me you big boob", hits Batman with a tire iron, successfully escapes capture for a couple of blocks, really makes him work for it.*

Billy: *is accosted by a stranger in a turncoat at night asking him what he's doing here*: "I am homeless and I have no money so I sleep in the subway because it is warm." /The stranger: "follow me."/ Billy: *immediately fucking does.*

Like, if I were Shazam I too would be giving Billy godlike abilities, because with these preservation instincts that looks like about the only way this kid is gonna live through the winter.

*I'm talking about Ma'gunn, pretty sure that counts as child trafficking.

[toobytoobs]

Scenario where Mr. Mind forgets his voice amplifier and when he stands in front of Billy about to monologue, Billy doesn’t notice him and just steps on Mr. Mind, killing him.

So like a few months later, Billy’s just wondering if Mr. Mind retired cause he hasn’t shown up recently.

[wonderjanga]

Those are not my Kids

The people have been wondering, who exactly Mary, Freddy, Pedro, Darla, and Eugene‘s parents were. Someone, a reporter, finally worked up the courage to ask who the mothers of all the Captain Marvel’s “kids” are in an interview.

Reporter: “Captain Marvel, who are the mothers of the other Marvels?” *puts a microphone to his face*

Marvel: “Huh? Oh, I have no idea.” *shakes his head*

Reporter: “Pardon?”

Marvel: “I have no idea. Or, well, I do know Mary’s mom, but as for everyone else, I have no idea.”

Reporter: “Is that you confirming the children besides Mary accidents?”

Marvel: “Okay, one, I’m not confirming anything. Two, don’t call them accidents. That’s rude. And three, I honestly couldn’t tell you if they were accidents or not.”

Reporter: “And why is that?”

Marvel: “Because I never knew their moms.” *shrugs*

Fan: *yelling from somewhere off camera* “Does this mean you’re single?”

Marvel: “Wha—” *has to pause and look at them in disgust*

Fan: “I’m so sorry.”

Marvel: “Right…” *looks back to the reporter* “So, I’m not gonna answer that question, but they do all have a mom currently though.”

Reporter: “Oh? A fellow hero perhaps?”

Marvel: “Nope. Just a regular old mom who’s the best.”

Reporter: “Is she the mother of any of the current children?”

Marvel: *slightly disgusted at the thought* “Uh… biologically no, but other than that, yes.”

Reporter: “Does this mean we will have another Marvel on the way soon?”

Marvel: “Maybe? I mean, I don’t think she and her husband need another kid with the six she already has.”

Reporter: “I’m sorry, her husband? Are you not her husband?”

Marvel: “No?” *full blown disgust now* “Why would you ever say that to me?”

Reporter: “My apologies, it’s just that you make it sound like they aren’t your children?”

Marvel: “They aren’t.”

*silence*

Reporter: “Are you not their father?”

Marvel: “No?”

Reporter: “So you just run around with these random little children who help you fight super villains…”

Marvel: “When you put it like that, yes.”

Reporter: *staring hard*

Marvel: “If it makes you feel better, I have their parent’s permission.”

Reporter: “I think that makes it worse.”

[kyxhiin]

"You're not the boss of me!" Excuse me?

The magicians of DC forget that in the midst of everything, Captain Marvel the big red cheese is their boss cause the champion of magic stuff. I got this idea a few days ago and i think i either got it from the discord server or from wonderjanga. Instance number one!

Captain Marvel and some random justice league magician are out on a mission. The random magician starts yelling at Captain Marvel, calling him a big baby. But then a magician not affiliated with the JL or anything outside of what they know steps in frantically.

Random Magician #1: I MEAN, HOW COULD YOU? IT WAS SO OBVIOUS BUT YOU STILL MISSED IT, OH HOW WONDERFUL I'M STUCK WITH A BIG BABY DRAGGING ME DO-

Random Magician #2 practically jumping #1: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP. I am so sorry Mr. Champion, I humbly give you my apologies. I will now eradicate this insolent mage.

They said, practically tearing up cause they don't want their magic to go away.

Captain Marvel, not sure of what to do in this situation: Ah.. Okay..

Instance number 2!

The JL on a magical mission, doing some thing to de summon a powerful being.

Batman: Alright, now all we need is some magic power from the champion of magic.

Robin: Tt, Well how are we gonna find that!

Captain Marvel, rasing his hands with a bright smile: I'm here!

Flash: Don't be silly man, nows not the time for jokes. We really gotta lock in for this one-

Captain Marvel, once again: No, no. I am the champion of magic, seriously guys.

JL members: ...

Captain Marvel aprouching the shine, giving a small touch on the rock before it started to stop the summoning process and the being got sent back to where they belonged.

JL members: Since when was he-?!

Batman frantically updating the contingency plans: *Intense grumbling.*

[thebeefsteaktomato]

The idea for this comic is from here and by @billymarvel !!!

and here’s a bonus!

I love the trope where when characters have a double life they know others who are apart of both lives but neither of them are aware of this. cough cough billy and clark. I mean they are both reporters/involved with newspapers so i’m surprised they don’t have there secret identities interact more

[cakypa120]

In a relationship, even a fake one, there will always be fights. Billy and Danny know this from experience. But they are only teenagers and sometimes can’t have calm conversations, although they try. Then they get the idea to fight in Point Nemo, where they can’t hurt anyone. After all, the fights take place in the forms of Captain Marvel and Phantom. Their fights are of very different nature. Who will take out the trash? Let’s fly to Point Nemo. Who will get Dan out of Gotham again? Point Nemo. Is someone offended? They will sort everything out in Point Nemo!

Aquaman senses that sometimes the ocean is not calm and the sea creatures are worried and scared. And when he arrives at the scene of the disturbance, he sees Marvel and Phantom fighting, figuring out who will wash the dishes today. Arthur does not know the reason and thinks that there is a fight between them, a pretty brutal fight, with blood, screams and all that. Let's just say he did not like it. And he told the rest of the League about it.

The League already doesn't like Phantom, and this is a great opportunity to throw even more stones at him.

[the-fyre-flie]

Billy, who's headspace is split between Greek and Roman deities (and Solomon), showing interest in the arts from ancient Greece and Roman.

Aka theater kid Billy who's also in debate club and is taking art classes for mosaic tile art and sculpting, who's learning the lyre on the side cuz somehow being a part time hero isn't enough for him.

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Billy, messing around with a small clay figure: ....

Zeus: I knew the guy who made humans out of clay. Talented dude.

Billy, pausing, wracking his brain for what he just learned in class: You banished Prometheus for giving us fire.

Zeus: I said he was a good sculptor, not that I treated him fairly.

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Hes actually getting pretty good at the lyre and on slow hero-ing days, there's been reports of Captain Marvel sitting on rooftops staring at sheet music that looks to have been written by hand playing songs that history have no record of from a bygone era of Greece when myths walked among men.