#Favorite Rap Quote

[theworthynerodivergent]

Since my brain is still stuck on this Kendrick x Drake beef (thanks adhd) an people have been posting the most quotable lines from the songs I’ve decided to make a list of quotes that I’ve said from Kendrick songs over the years including the diss tracks from this beef in no particular order.

He dead, Amen -rigormortis 

Levitate levitate levitate levitate- untitled 7

You boo boo, you t’d you turnt down,you thirsty- cut you off

Wiley coyote- cartoons and cereal

Ahhhhhh! - u

Sit down, be humble- humble

Ugh you ugly as fuck! (You outta pocket) -N95

Did somebody say domino’s? - money trees

uh me an my niggas tryna get it ya bish -money trees

I'ma tell you where I'm from, okay? You gon' tell me where you from, okay? Or, or, or where your grandma stay,where your mama stay, or where your daddy stay, okay?"- poetic justice

Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo! - Kendrick gun sounds from different songs lol

What is the braids!? - euphoria

I hurt your feelings you don’t want to work with me no more ok! - euphoria

You don’t know nuttin bout dat - euphoria

Dear Adonis- meet the grahams

I think niggas like him should die!- meet the grahams

They not like us:

Sometimes you gotta pop out and show niggas

beat yo ass and hide the Bible if god watching

ovhoe

A minor

Freaky ass nigga he a 69 god

[lord-squiggletits]

Between TF and my other fandoms like BG3 and TES, I keep finding myself making OCs that have some element of "battle hardened hero who is actually good and righteous, but so traumatized by the toll of war that even after the war ends they feel empty/wrecked and can't enjoy the fruits of victory" and I'm not sure if it's bc I gravitate to a certain type of media where such OCs fit in best, or bc I have a specific character archetype I like and gravitate towards media that contains those things.

[dudja]

What’s your favorite Ron Swanson quote? #parksandrecreation #parksandrec #nickofferman #ron #swanson

[fearless-franklin]

This the one for them summer nights….

[officialgleamstar]

[mccek]

Jogging your memory I'm reminding you

There's so much I was tryna prove

Rather than go and buy new shoes

I saved a dime or two for some studio time

And yes I had anxiety 'cause I was new to rhyming

But I knew I had to try it

Then was failing school so everything was riding on me

Showing up inside the booth

And spitting rhymes to blow me up so mom can retire

Look at you now, Luke, uninspired from running untired

But hell no, failure's not an option, coming down to the wire

I feel the weight of the world, my shoulder blades, how they curl

Pressure is breaking my neck, ten thousand people expect

Me to deliver my soul even when nothing is left

Gotta dig deep in my chest, 99 reasons to stress

Hell, I be aiming for more, momma she need me to blow

25 years even bro, promised I'd buy her a home

I feel the weight of the world

(Wednesday vibes pt.53)

[lotus-eaters101]

Feelings

No hard feelings but these feelings harder

[lavndr-skye-loves-yu]

"I'd rather be broke in jail than dead and rich" - 21 Savage, A lot

[risestarkiss]

Favorite Rise Donnie Moments/Quotes

Rise Ramblings #847

There are at least three Donnie moments that I absolutely adore.

1.

Because with 0% opacity everything is clear. I can't dude. 😩

2.

I must admit, my first few times hearing this, Donnie's phrasing choice went right over my head...

At first I thought he was saying "foul," as in, Leo's plan is not valid. But no, he's saying the word "fowl," as in, the barnyard animal.

In other words, he said:

"Go ahead Leo, count your chickens before they hatch."

...My guy, why did you say it like that?! 😩😂

3.

The third scene I love with Donnie is not just one scene, but every time he's genuinely happy, or even worse, sincerely laughs (which is very rare!)

Even though here he's being a little stinker to Raphie 😠, hearing Donnie's laugh brings me so much joy.

Honorable Mention:

• Every time he uses his "singing" voice in regular speech.

Most often it's the word "Yes" with full vocal vibrato, like an opera singer. Yet, he hardly ever actually sings when given the chance. Instead, when he decides to make a song it's usually a "rap."

This guy sure is an enigma. 🤔

What are your favorite Rise Donnie quotes/moments? 💜

[artytaeh]

mattheo actually craves love and attention, if you give him a egg with silly eyes drawn on them he will be attached to it like its his kid

regulus would love poems, idk if its common sense at this point but for me Regulus is REALLY into literature

draco would love hair dye

blaise would love that little handmade gifts that has the spotify thing to use the qr code on, he's really into music, change my mind

UNIRONICALLY, i feel like mattheo is one of my favorite incorrect quotes. it doesn't matter if it's silly, or would give him a slightly less tough, masculine look; mattheo quickly becomes attached to whatever you gave him and proudly brags that it's his. a present from you. to HIM.

mattheo: what's this bullshit?

reader: ah, you don't have to keep it—

mattheo: [hugging whatever you gave him close to his chest, turning his body to shield it from your grasp] back off. it's mine now.

⭑ ⋯ ⋯ ﹒ 🪻 ’

as for regulus, you gave me an epiphany?! that sounds so much like him. regulus + love poems made my heart ache in a strange way ☹️✋ nevermind what he says, i know that regulus would be able to write the most gut wrenching, painfully beautiful poem ever. tragically beautiful type of writing.

⭑ ⋯ ⋯ ﹒ 🪻 ’

draco receiving hair dye made me laugh because at first he'd be offended. would look at you as if you had rapped a whole song insulting his family, from his ancestors to his future children.

(he'd still keep the hair dye. no way in hell is he wasting it.)

but depending on how close you are to him, and if you don't make jokes about him bleacing his hair, draco would be so grateful. specially if you bought it because you noticed that his stock was nearly ending. to him, it's the fact that you payed such close attention, and care for him.

⭑ ⋯ ⋯ ﹒ 🪻 ’

AND YOU'RE SO RIGHT ABOUT BLAISE. i totally see him as the type of person that has ten different playlists, for ten different things.

playlist to make out, playlist to shower, playlist while he's working out, another one to study too. would make you a playlist for your first month together, and even one with songs meant to cheer you up, if you're going through a rough week.

would love it if you made a playlist about your favorite songs, because that allows him to discover more songs that he might like, while also getting to know you better. 🗯️

[number1greedlingfan]

Headcanons that are meaningless to everyone but me (or extremely niche inside jokes formed by my friend group)

Hawkeye finds pleasantries, mostly "hello"s and "goodbye"s, pointless and kind of annoying. She'll sometimes engage in them in person but never over the phone. She often hangs up while the other person is mid "bye".

Havoc's "tried and true" opener on dates is that he prefers rainy weather because he, quote, "loves to curl up by the window with a good book and some tea". This is not only a bold-faced lie, but it hasn't helped him get past the first date so it's not any more effective than his other lines.

Fuery pulls more women than Havoc does (not that there was any competition lmao) but he is somehow unaware of this.

Mustang's singular hobby that he does purely for fun is building model ships. His only social interaction is with his coworkers because he does not have any other friends.

Ed thinks Winry is cooped up in her shop all day and all night but that's literally only when he shows up because he DOES IT UNANNOUNCED!! Winry has a thriving social life both in Resembool and Rush Valley. She knows every single person in Resembool and keeps tabs on the neighbors. She's invited to dinners and group outings all the time. People mourned when she moved to RV. Within a month of working at Garfiel's, she'd already met most of the people on the street and she remembers most of their names.

Because of her interests, it's often assumed that Winry is a "not like other girls" type but she is the exact opposite. If you say a single misogynistic thing about other girls' interests (like astrology or pop music) on a first date she is getting up and leaving.

Ling is hypermobile and can bend his hands like this️ ⬇️ as well as do things like back bends and pulling his shoulders out of their sockets. When he was younger he would go up to literally anyone (family members, visiting officials, perfect strangers) and ask if they wanted to see him pull his shoulder out and then not wait for an answer.

Ling's favorite fruit is mango. When he was seven he refused to eat anything but that and had so many that he threw up at a family function. (Mangos were ruined for him for two years.)

Lan Fan does not get sick often but when she does It's Bad and she's taken out for a week or more. When she was younger and delirious with fever, she started distressedly mumbling that she was turning into a cookie. Nothing would convince her otherwise (Fu tried everything). In the end, they had to get Ling to help and he calmed her down in seconds by saying "there are no crumbs so I think you're probably okay".

This is a small one: Lan Fan is on the ace spectrum.

When Mei cooks for other people she makes it as cute as humanly possible. Everything that can have a smiley face or heart on it will. Side note, Al and Mei are 100% a couple that cooks together.

Mei is a little bit fujopilled. You understand.

While he seems shady as hell, Greed's rap sheet is actually pathetically small. The worst crime he's ever committed is, of course, the single instance of kidnapping that we saw on screen.

Greed doesn't understand electricity. He thinks it's powered by electric eels ("eelectricity") and has numerous drawings in his diaries theorizing on the mechanics of these machines. Ex: A generator that has an eel tank with a water wheel inside of it. The drawing is accented with large arrows and question marks and "HOW DOES IT WORK"s. That being said! He's not stupid in all academics. Give this guy some numbers and put it in a financial context and he can calculate anything.

Greed likes the "finer things" but he also has bad taste and sometimes these clash horribly. Is the furniture in his home expensive? Yes. Does any of it match in any conceivable way? Fuck no. Also that nice walnut hutch that cost 1.5K is used solely to display his novelty bong collection.

Heinkel and Darius only became close and discovered the other was gay because of the Camping Trip. So,

[intimidating-fettuccine]

It's time for everyone's favorite Incorrect quotes!! with everyone's favorite snack Gummy Worm!!

Ben: Why can't anything In Iowa be normal? Even the f'real machines are called Bo'real machines

Jeff holding up different flavors: None of these flavors even make sense! "Oak", "Spruce", and fucking "Termite Pussy"

Tim: WHY IS IT ASKING ME MY SOCIAL SECURITY CARD NUMBER FOR A FUCKING MILKSHAKE!?

Toby who surprisingly knows how it works: You just gotta jiggle it or it won't grind

Sully: Looking at you infuriates me

Jeff:...

Sully:...

Jeff:...

Sully looking at the camera: There is no punchline I just really hate Jeff

Slender's Dad: And that's why our company gives you .0001% interest each year

Customer: Hmmm nah I think I'll take my extra money and put it into stocks...Or under my bed

Slender's Dad:...

Slender"s Dad looking absolutely disgusted and appalled: WHO TAUGHT YOU POOR PEOPLE TO TRADE STOCKS!?

Y/N standing outside in the rain holding a sterio: 🎶Take me ooon (take on me) I'll be gone🎶

Ben opening his window: You couldn't have picked a better love song?

Toby coming out and turning off the sterio: You know what? you ain't shit-

Slender: Your weapon of choice can't be mumble rap. It doesn't even make any sense

Y/N: Just fucking watch me

Later

Y/N holding a microphone: sgevcnjgf3673tvweuh wqdbw4ujcwyhbgksaehbcbddbdfjhbccbvvvvvvfhnnjknn

Target:

Target: Man just fucking kill me

(no offense to anyone who likes mumble rap I just thought it was funny)

Jeff: Dude have you seen the baby starfish I'm supposed to take to the zoo

L.J. eating a bowl of cereal: You mean those little dudes that look like cereal *takes bite*

L.J.:

I have some bad news for you man

Ben: Right we'd only get three wishes so lets say them I'll go fist

Ben: I'd wish to end hunger

Y/N: I'd wish for peace

Jeff: I'd wish for a pair of rockin' tits

I was having a bad morning and you just made it so much better. The one with Slender’s dad and the Jeff wanting tits ones are so fucking accurate. Also the mumble rap that was very funny. Thank you as always for blessing the blog with your quotes they are always very silly

[n0ts0surel0ck]

My favorite little assumption about Sherlock & Co. is that Lestrade is a woman because of a quote from Martin Freeman. He wrote an introduction to a 2012 BBC books edition of The Sign of Four, where he said of being asked to play Watson in a modern adaptation;

“Alarms went off in my head. What would ‘modern’ mean, in TV terms? Deductions being rapped? Holmes and Watson bombing around London in a Lexus on their way to meet with Lestrade, a wheelchair-bound lesbian with a penchant for Class-As at lunchtime?”

I don’t think Freeman was being intentionally sexist or ableist or homophobic in this statement. I think he was just trying to be funny? But it landed so badly with me when I was 12 and read it for the first time that I remembered it exactly enough to track down the quote over twelve years later.

Anyway I have no proof or even ability to prove that Lestrade’s being a woman in Sherl & Co. is in opposition to this obscure quote, but I like to think it is.

[starlost-mochi-x]

how each skz member would do their nails - hyung line

pairing: ot8 hyung line x reader

summary: how skz hyung line would do their nails

genre: ...

a/n: should i do the maknaes ?

bang chan ♡

sleek, short nails with a glossy finish

minimalist designs featuring simple lines or dots

soft pastel colors like baby blue or mint green

occasional graphic designs that showcase his creativity

nail art inspired by his favorite music or quotes

a touch of silver or gold foil for a hint of glam

maybe even matching nails with his close friends

well-groomed but low-maintenance to fit his busy lifestyle

lee know ♡

sharp, medium-length nails with a smooth black finish

edgy designs like geometric patterns or spikes

bold colors like deep red or dark purple to reflect his fierce side

maybe some nail art inspired by cats, as he loves them

a bit of nail art with star motifs or glitter for a touch of flair

matte finish on some nails for contrast

intricate designs that showcase his attention to detail

layered designs that represent his layered personality

changbin ♡

sturdy, well-kept nails with a sporty vibe

bright, energetic colors like neon green or vibrant orange

bold designs inspired by his rap style, such as graffiti

maybe some nail art with music notes or sound waves

occasional use of stickers or decals to express his playful side

clean and polished to reflect his strong work ethic

a mix of shiny and matte finishes for variety

short and practical, perfect for his active lifestyle

hyunjin ♡

we already did hyunjin's, but i think elegant nails with a glossy finish

soft, romantic colors like lavender or pink mixed with black accents

intricate, dark designs or delicate lace patterns

possibly some holographic or iridescent accents

nail art that highlights his artistic nature, like brushstroke designs

minimalist and chic, reflecting his fashion sense

maybe a touch of gold or silver for added sophistication

well-maintained and perfect for stage performances

a/n: ...yea i think i'll do the maknaes

[luffyvace]

☆*:.｡.MASTERLIST.｡.:*☆ part two 😘

Here’s masterlist part 1: (they both have the same anime’s included)

Masterlist part 1 <3

One piece

Monkey D. Luffy:

Luffy x male! Harpy reader (requested)

The Luffy package! (Includes General & relationship headcanons, as well as Luffy quotes—relationship implied) [A birthday special!!]

If Luffy accidentally makes you cry

Luffy x reader who can rap

Luffy x Vice captain of the strawhats

Luffy x amab reader (also has Zoro and Ace) (Requested)

Roronoa Zoro:

Zoro x amab reader (also has Luffy and Ace) (Requested)

Nami:

Nami x fem reader (with Sanji the wingman) (requested)

Nami x male! Reader with water water fruit (requested)

Usopp:

Usopp x male reader (requested)

Vinsmoke Sanji:

Dating ~ Sanji Vinsmoke ~ headcanons pt1 (pt2 is OUT💋)

Dating ~ Sanji Vinsmoke ~ headcanons pt2

Sanji x reader who rejects his princess treatment

Sanji Vinsmoke x male reader

Nami x fem reader (with sanji the wingman) (requested)

Robin:

Robin x male! Reader with the water water fruit (requested)

Brook:

Rant about Brook’s time skip powers from fish man island arc (fixed! :3)

Neferatari Vivi:

Vivi x male! Reader with water water fruit (requested)

Vivi x female reader headcanons (for women’s day) (also has Boa Hancock)

All the strawhats:

What the Strawhats would watch on yt (hcs)

Portgas D Ace:

Ace x amab reader (also has Luffy and Zoro) (requested)

Perona:

Perona x female reader

Boa Hancock:

Boa x male! Reader with water water fruit (requested)

Mihawk’s daughter! Reader x Doting! Wine aunt! boa! (Platonic) (requested)

Boa x female reader headcanons (for women’s day) (also has Neferatari Vivi)

Eustass Kid:

Kid x male reader hcs (requested)

Dracule Mihawk:

Mihawk’s daughter! Reader x Doting! Wine aunt! Boa Hancock! (Platonic) (Requested)

Hunter x Hunter

Yandere! Hero! & Villian hxh au! pt1 (hero ver.)

Yandere! Hero & Villain! hxh au! pt2 (villain ver.)

My hero academia

Demon Slayer

Kamado Tanjiro:

Tanjiro b day hcs!!

Bungo Stray Dogs

Ryuunosuke Akutagawa:

Akutagawa as your boyfriend headcanons (gn, also these are for his b day)

Dazai Osamu:

Dazai b day hcs!!

All (or most) bsd characters:

what bsd characters are like driving!!

Saiki K

Saiki Kusuo:

Saiki K x gn! Reader relationship hcs

Saiki K x fem! Implied reader who is his favorite (anonymous) author (requested)

Saiki k x m! Reader bf! Texts (requested)

Saiki k x (fem implied) reader who looks cutesy but writes horror books (that has a old man friend who writes innocent stuff) (requested) (help idk how to explain this)

Saiki k x (fem implied) reader who has a chaotic side blog (requested)

Saiki k x reader who’s author friend put the two of you in his book as a background couple (requested)

Saiki x fem reader who’s being stalked by Makoto (Teruhashi’s brother)

Saiki k with little sister reader! platonic hcs <3

Saiki k’s gf and sister (reader) meet!! [A continuation of the one above]

Hairo Kineshi:

Boyfriend! Hairo Kineshi x gn! Reader hcs (requested) (fixed! :3)

hairo boyfriend texts (with male reader) (requested)

hairo’s kisses headcanons (requested) (an original series’s of mine :3)

hairo’s love languages and how he shows pda (male reader) (requested)

hairo x male reader who has psychic powers (requested)

hairo x male reader—celebrating your b day’s together!! (Requested)

hairo x insecure/shy male reader hcs (requested) (fixed! :3)

Mikoto Aiura:

Girlfriend Aiura hcs (gn)

Mob Psycho 100

Reigen Arataka:

Sitting on Reigen’s lap hcs

Reigen’s Childhood headcanons (requested)

Black Butler

Ciel Phantomhive:

Ciel x gn! Reader relationship hcs

Undertaker:

How Undertaker courts you