#Farmer Issues

[townpostin]

Budget Draws Criticism from State Health Minister Banna Gupta

Banna Gupta slams Union Budget as disappointing, claims it neglects middle class and key sectors State Health Minister Banna Gupta expresses concern over the Union Budget’s impact on various segments of society, including youth and farmers. JAMSHEDPUR – Banna Gupta, the state minister of health and food supply, has harshly criticized and called the recently presented Union Budget underwhelming…

[opal-owl-flight]

Been playing Stardew a LOT so ofc had to drag the current blorbo into it

Ft my farmer/old sdv self-insert turned oc!

[reeselovesyou]

guys want a girl with daddy issues until the REAL daddy issues come out

[fungus-no69]

Context: PC will, under no circumstances, take a bath

Content: you get forced to wash a lot :( except for sometimes

Bailey

They’re dropping you in, they don’t fucking care plus suck it up

They’re only doing this because you stink anyways

If you try getting out they’re dunking a bucket of water over your head.

Nothing romantic or sexual about this in the least- it feels like a murder attempt with the way they shove you under the water and practically skin you alive with a loofah (they’re starting to wish it’s steel wool)

+++ trauma +++ pain +++ stress

Fuck you

Harper

Chances are that you’re in the asylum considering their office doesn’t have a bath or shower.

This is explored a little in game already but I don’t care

They’re trying to talk you into it with medical benefits and that “you’re making yourself panic, stress isn’t good for your well being” yeah no shit.

Tries hypnosis but it doesn’t work because you really fucking hate the showers

Alas, they have to get reinforcements to help them catch you because they didn’t focus on physical strength in med school (if they even went)

If reinforcements catch you, you’re stripped and practically hosed down like a bad dog

If not? They have to chase you around the joint with a nerf water gun or something since they can’t do that with the shower head.

Either way, you WILL be getting wet- the soap is a 50/50

At least you get a towel after the whole ordeal (and a straitjacket)

Remy

Usually they wouldn’t bother since they see you as a cow and all but good Lord you REEK. The farmhands have begun to complain about it and daily assault attempts have dwindled until they never happen anymore (not that they’re aware of those)

It’s gonna spoil your milk maybe and Harper says you need to have a wash anyways.

They don’t even bother making you comfortable if you’re a little shit. Just sprays you down from a distance like a goddamn sniper.

If they like you, they’ll try a bit of coaxing before getting the farmhands to force you into the barrel of water

No sympathy for cows :(

Eden

Yeah, no. Get in there.

Like Bailey, they’re just gonna make you go in.

As their spouse you have to care about your hygiene at least a little bit given the work you do all day and where you live

I don’t like them

Black Wolf

Yeah they don’t really give a shit to be honest but like they’ll do some light nudges before giving up

They don’t smell the best either so whatever yk

Great Hawk

Spouse doesn’t want to bathe :(

It’s a big thing for birds so they’re sad about it. Chalks it up to you not liking or feeling unsafe in your environment and tries to fix whatever it is

Will ultimately let you do what you want but is worried about it.

[vertigoartgore]

Sabretooth/Victor Creed by artist Adam Kubert and inker Mark Farmer (from 1994's Wolverine #90).

[ryllen]

i always know how gorgeous u are, but i don’t want u to think u already win just by that, cause i know u know you are gorgeous

[cosmicwhoresimpingismyliving]

I feel like I'm sinning. Or cheating on my fictional husband for another fictional man. A married fictional man, oh my god I'm a fictional homewrecker... I don't wanna be crushing hard on Kent, playing you right by doja cat on repeat thinking sinful lustful things regarding Kent. My poor malewife Shane...I'm so sorry Shane. I love them both so much.

[townpostin]

Budget Fails to Address Key Issues: Dr. Ajoy Kumar

Congress leader criticizes government’s approach to youth employment and agriculture Former MP Dr. Ajoy Kumar deems the 2024-25 Union Budget disappointing, claiming it overlooks crucial concerns of common citizens. JAMSHEDPUR – Experienced Congressman and former Member of Parliament Dr. Ajoy Kumar has come out with strong words against the union budget and has expressed dissatisfaction of the…

[turrondeluxe]

Hi. So, I saw Mikey feed Odyn a bottle of (presumably) milk, but what other things do the turtle tots like to eat?

It was indeed milk!

We don't truly know how exactly ronin Mikey grew up but I'm assuming that in like most iterations of the turtles, food and a place to stay were hard to come by when growing up, specially when Mikey and his brothers were babies. Because of this, Mikey knows what is like growing hungry and not letting any food they had the luck of having go to waste.

In the comic Mikey is shown growing his own crops and harvesting them So in the au Mikey grows his own vegetables and fruits making it easier for him to prepare food for the babies. He tries his best to make a large variety of dishes for them because he wants them to try as much they want and never go hungry. Since Mikey is a turtle mutant himself he tries to makes dishes that would appeal to their turtle cravings too, like algae! In addition to this, in the au Mikey sells his harvest to nearby towns to manage with money or stuff he and the babies need for the house! (like ingredients to make homemade pizza :] )The people from the towns he usually visits don't really mind him or the babies because they are aware they are Hamato clan members and the people from the towns actually like having the little turtle family around! (Since Mikey can't really leave the babies on their own yet (not like he wants to either), the towns knows of their existance and they love them)

[fawnnerie]

[h3rania]

your girlhood being tainted by the unstable and barely existant bond that you have with your mother is the worst

[annafoxxx7]

you can be my daddy

[bgsdraws]

i started playing stardew valley because of call me kevin (named my chickens zoro and sanji)

[aubalexandria]

"Hasse’s mayor was no friend of mine, but I didn’t want him dead or anything. At the very least, I would feel guilty if my actions led to him being killed"

About that....

[valdeswan]

36 year old KRS taking all his savings and buying a farm in a town in the middle of nowhere.

His line of work was a dangerous one, being a bodyguard for high-profile clients

After a job where KRS was blinded in one eye, he took the compensation money and his savings and quit.

His idea was to buy a small, nice house in a town far from the city. But LSH and CJS convinced him that he should buy a couple of acres and make it a farm. Their argument was something about how he should keep himself busy with something to avoid getting into trouble.

Bullshit. If you ask him. But they made him promise that after a three-hour session of them yapping, he only managed to convince them to buy something smaller. There is still a lot of space for only one person (for now)

They made him promise that once they retire, he would give them a room at the farm. KRS sometimes wonders why they tend to ask obvious questions.

The land was acquired at a low price due to its condition: weeds everywhere, rocks, and a two-story old wooden house with leaks.

He wouldn't have bought it if it weren't for the fact that the previous owner had told him he had completely redone the plumbing and wiring a few years earlier.

The only thing Roksoo carried with him when he arrived at his new residence was a bag with clothes and another with his few precious belongings: books, a coffee machine that his coworkers gave him for his birthday, and his pillow.

The moment he set foot on his new property, Roksoo kind of regretted it all because of the work the property needed. He was aware of the condition of the house when he moved in, but for some reason he thought it would be easy. Never again.

He blames LSH and CJS for putting ideas in his head about moving to a farm; this wasn't his idea about living like a slacker. He could do nothing but sigh and enter the house.

The first step creaked as he walked on it; he avoided stepping on the second one, which was obviously rotten. The board on the third and final step creaked and broke. KRS cursed and fell into the hole. He had scratches all over his calf when he managed to get his leg out of the hole.

KRS wondered if he should have been less stingy when it came to shelling out money to buy the property. It's not like he couldn't afford it; he wasn't as rich as he would have liked to be, but he wasn't lacking either.

There was nothing he could do now, so he simply sighed again and opened the creaking door. A cloud of dust made him cough and step back.

KRS mentally thanks the previous owner, who was kind enough to leave him his old tools in the shed. He left his bags on the floor and went to look for a broom to clean the interior to make it minimally habitable for the night.

Sexy Ahjussy activities. Imagine a tall, buff, black-haired middle-aged man with an eye scar🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🦅🦅🦅

[pinkfey]

i may be obsessed.