#FangFang

[catfindr]

[redem10]

Black Widow 2099 (Tania): Miguel, would you be interested in mind blowing sex with the hottest woman in all of Nueva york, there will even be a surprise at the end

Miguel: Are you planning on eating me after we had sex?

Tania: That's for you to find out *blow kiss*

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Tania: Miguel, It just make us for us to be together, we are both spider-people, can't you see, fate has brought us together!

Miguel:...

Tania: We could produce incredibly powerful offspring! Will you deny evolution Miguel! Surely, the future of mankind is our hands,

Miguel:....

Tania: I can already see myself mothering our beautiful babies as I tell them everything about their father how he was this incredible titan of industry...

Miguel: You said was.

Tania: *Grins*

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*Tania is eating some leftover meat the alchemax's at cafeteria*

Miguel: Tania, I told you many times, do not eat human remains on site.

*Tania cover up the containers infront of her and she looked ashamed*

Tania: Miguel! I'm sorry that you are catching me in the act! Believe me this is just a meaningless one time affair with an old fling...

*Eat up what's left on her fork*

Tania: See! He's gone now!

[mallowsweet]

“Les roses n'ont rien de mièvre ou de gentil, elles sont juste vraies. Cruellement vraies.”

[janeradikian]

[mxescargot]

Chinastuck: kids' accents/dialects/speech

most of these just correspond to where they live lmao. the rest of their typing is close to canon (emote usage etc) ill put context for how chinese texting slang works if anyone asks for it

John: the most typical beijing mandarin you ever heard. talks in a fairly enunciated manner. when typing, sometimes uses kaomoji, number abbreviations, and uppercase latin letter abbreviations. occasionally uses single tildes after normal punctuation like this!~

Rose: shanghainese + kinda accented mandarin. hears john is from beijing and is like TEACH ME HOW TO SOUND LIKE U

uses abbreviations very occasionally. will sometimes use lots of tildes after messages~~~

Dave: bro raised him primarily on chongqing dialect, and he picked up other stuff on the internet. nearly incomprehensible to the other kids when they meet irl. frequent english loanwords. types with lowercase latin letter abbreviations even though they're a pain in the ass to do on a chinese keyboard.

Jade: jin mandarin, picked up some mongolian from grandpa harley. types similar to john but more tildes and kaomoji

Jane: uses some antiquated/outdated phrases like in canon. also very standard beijing mandarin, less enunciated than john. tendency towards using multiple punctuation marks!?!?!

Roxy: what would one sound like growing up without hearing other humans. uses lots of abbreviations like in canon. mayhaps the lots of tildes is a lalonde thing~~~

with gender stuff i could see them referring to everyone as TA in writing unless asked otherwise

Dirk: again, what would one sound like growing up without hearing other humans. uses traditional and sometimes even archaic spellings, unlike every other kid (he isn't taiwanese; he's just dirk). occasional "ironic" kaomoji. semifrequent japanese loanwords, sometimes english loanwords.

Jake: uses frequent antiquated phrases like in canon. jin mandarin + mongolian. sounds and types sort of like john.

[killbent]

google give me top 10 safest digital pets no virus please. google for the love of god

[ravi-617]

I demand a rosario + vampire reboot

[ausetkmt]

congress needs they own #Bravo tv show cause they throwin shade and callin names like their is no retribution. ooooo whitemensss.. y'all can be real messy specially on the congressional record. Damn

y'all don't even know how funny this is till you watch it and hear the sounds of Eric Swalwell goin in on him

and for the record her name is FangFang

[savethelastdan]

💘 for ship of choice

fake relationship / mutual pining / dared to kiss

"Stop bothering my girlfriend," Lin Yiyang snaps without thinking.

Fangfang jolts back from the cash register to stare at him with wide eyes. Which makes perfect sense, since they're not actually - well. You know.

He's just been crushing on her for the better part of a few months. And she just spends a significant amount of her free time with him. For whatever reason.

"Girlfriend?" The weirdly familiar-looking man rolls his eyes. His crossed arms are still pressed to the countertop, pushing past the invisible line of space between customer and employee; just like his earlier, ear-reddening words. "Oh, please. I've gotten coffee here loads of times, and I've never seen you act like a couple."

He's stupid, he's so stupid, because the first thing Yiyang can think to do is sling an arm around Fangfang's shoulder and press a kiss to the side of her head.

Fangfang turns bright red and hisses his name under her breath; the customer frowns, and then Lin Yiyang's brain finally processes that this man is a regular.

Which means this lie won't exactly be a five-minute commitment.

[queen-chengfei]

remember that hot minute when jia fangfang was throwing around one of the all-time best FTDLO in WAG history

[mijikai-tan]

Art trade for @ravi-617 I had so much fun drawing Fangfang x Yukari! 🥰💞 Thank you for giving me this opportunity to draw them again, they're a super cute couple!! 💖

[faeriedustunicorn]

Xiang Liu is the most human of the 3 suitors (4 if you count boring fenglong). YES THE OLD ASS NINE HEADED DEMON IS MORE HUMAN THAN JING. He leads a ghost army with no home or land for centuries and takes care of his army even after they leave whether retirement or death. Even if they discriminate against him he doesn't care he's there to lead that army! To keep his promise, ease his boredom, quell his loneliness all of the above and because he has grown attached to these sad and desperate people??

A random man pleads to him to take care of his sick mother and he agrees....just like that to experience what it is to have a mother???

Circle back to him living as a low status son in a rich family that stole and shit on the land of chenrong and experiencing how he's treated by nobility everyday just cuz of his status.

Also Jing does not waver when seeing Xiang Liu not because he is sure of Xiaoyao's love because he very much was not. He just thinks he's better than Xiang Liu and FangFang Bei because of his status and close relationship to Xiaoyao. Demons and lowly sons are beneath him that's why his rude ass always walk in like he own the place.

[hollowfaith]

「✧」 His senses are sharper, though it doesn't help much. As Eiden distances himself Aurelius is suddenly all too aware of the size difference between them, of the sharpness in those extended claws, of the deep-throated threat issuing from that cat-like throat.

The suddenly furrier human is offering him a gesture of peace, but his instincts are screaming to mistrust him. He's taller, heavier, somehow more dangerous; it'd be a fool who initiated contact unprepared. It's an irrational thought, but it doesn't leave him alone, making the angel twitchy and tense.

Also, that name.

Aurelius doesn't know what to make of it and decides that hate is the default option. After all, since when had Eiden's naming sense ever impressed him? With a sniff of his nose, the white ermine darts up the length of Eiden's arm like a car speeding up a ramp before standing on his hind legs to nip the guy on his freshly fuzzy ear.

Not spotting anything to have been stolen Eiden returns to the clothes pile. His ears perk up with excitement.

" Top---hm? "

He blinks. No. Topper's plumper than that. The cat's pupils grow smaller as he tilts his head for a look. As their eyes meet there's spark of recognition though but right now it's only the 'that's strangely familiar'...

" ..whoa!! "

As the white flurry dashes towards him Eiden steps back, dodging the jump sliding back against the floor. He ends up leaning ahead, the clawed hands attaching to floor. Tail too shoots up with his upper body leaving him into stalking position.

After a grumble of a growl leaves him Eiden immediately blinks awake.

" Ahh sh--... sorry little guy ! " he apogizes as he gets up again revealing the set of fangs for a smile.

" Sorry you gave me a fright there! Let's try again hmm.... Little Fanfang-showmax Freeze Fate? How's that for a name eh? "

He now extends his partially furry arm for the animal to climb into.

[mxescargot]

Chinastuck: the alpha kids

Jane Crocker: 王艳芳 (Wang Yanfang). Goes by Fangfang. Lives in Beijing. Han Chinese, with some Korean ancestry.

for the name i sort of went off of pure vibes. wang is ubercommon and means "king", yan means beautiful and i honestly just added it so all the prospit kids could have Y names, fang means "sweet-smelling" or "virtuous".

transmasc jane crocker real to me and he chooses the name 敏敏 (Minmin) meaning "clever" bc detective vibe??

still figuring out how to incorporate crockercorp.

Roxy Lalonde: 刘天秀 (Liu Tianxiu). Lives in flooded, postapocalyptic Shanghai among carapacians. Kazakh and Jewish Han ancestry.

roxy to my understanding means something like "bright dawn". tianxiu means beautiful sky. they share the character xiu with rose's name, xiulan.

Dirk Strider: 赵强剑 (Zhao Qiangjian). Lives alone in postapocalyptic, flooded Chongqing. Jewish Han and Hmong ancestry.

qiang means "strong" or "surpassing" and jian means "sword/dagger", tying into his character and one of the meanings of dirk, a type of dagger. he may be from the mainland, but since He's Dirk he uses traditional and even archaic characters for the ✨vibe✨, much to the annoyance of the other alpha kids. he spells his own name as 趙彊劍 lmao

i feel like doll strider would choose the name 雪莲 (Xuelian), which both means "snow-white lotus", suggesting purity, and is the name of a rare and precious herb. lotuses also have religious significance which she is aware of although dirk is a lil bit of a snooty reddit atheist to me. again she'd spell lian as 蓮 for Dirk Reasons

dirk is as much of a weeb and brony as in canon. he likes yapping abt chinese/japanese/western cultural comparisions and tries to teach himself japanese.

Jake English: Angli, sinicized as 洋格李 (Yang Geli). Lives in rural Inner Mongolia. Mongolian.

mongolian names typically are only the given name. jake's name is literally "english"; post scratch jade named him this to spite the condesce, similar to her taking on the last name english in canon. this also reflects a somewhat old fashioned mongolian naming practice of giving a child a strange/inauspicious name to drive away misfortune. (i am not mongolian myself apologies if this explanation did not make much sense) the sinicization of his name starts with a Y to match all the other prospit kids, with the character 洋 meaning the ocean with a connotation of vastness. this references him growing up in the middle of the ocean.

i like transfem jake english choosing the name lara. in china its spelled 勞拉 👍

idk what other details to change abt jakes life... the general arc of it is similar obviously