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So they are sending all those cyborg-monkey to Gorilla City, right?
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Kara: Wait...the humans got offended by the harem part....you are telling me that polygamy isn't the norm on Earth? I just married my sixth partner, Kal!
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*Superman facing a whole new form of spam as when he listens for cry for help, he hears tons of people that want to join the harem they all think he's building*
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*Coruscant sex shop*
*Dedra comes in a large trench coat, sunglasses and a hat*
Sex shop owner: Hello Ma'am, buying a new strap-on again?
Dedra; *Sigh visibly depressed* No....no....no......back to vibrator
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Esther: Huh hello who are you? Are you lost ?This is the ancestal realm and you look like a vagrant....
T:The name is Trevor Belmont... I don't know how got here...and this my wife Sypha
Sypha: Hello! Something must be going on the material plane...I wonder what....
-Back on Earth-
Annette: Huh Richter, we need to talk...I'm a bit late...
#castlevania nocturne#castlevania#richter belmont#richette#annette#Richette#Esther#trevor belmont#sypha belnades
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Alucard: My hairs are turning white...I should dye them
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"Guys! Listen to me! They are living giant dinosaurs under the oceans! Don't worry, I actually figured out a way to control them, meaning we won't have to fear any attack on our cities! Hey....what are you doing? OW! OW! OW!"
Seriously, nobody thought the guy deserved an apology after 1954?
My guess Mafune kept stealing other people’s lunch from the fridge, which would justify the animosity against him.
I would really like to know the full context of what started off the full physical tussle between younger Mafune and the army of old science dudes
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*Me watching Castlevania: Nocturne*
"Is the show gonna end on Richter and Annette doing it?"
Olrox&Mizrak: You're not too far off, actually!
#castlevania nocturne spoilers#castlevania nocturne#annette#richter belmont#olrox#mizrak#olrox/mizrak
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Parisians: Wow, we just avoided apocalypse by vampire egyptian goddess.....well anyway let's continue with head chopping that's fun.
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*Richter wake up from a nap*
Annette: I have ascended to godhood
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Poor Richter belmont, survived two seasons of this show, found love and he's still don't have a clue about anything that's going on.
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Alucard: I thought initally Trevor was content with just watching. Not quite what I wanted, but it was more than enough for me. Sypha was unexpectly enthusiastic after some initial nervosity. I believe to feel desired carnally by another men helped her rekinkle feelings of feminity and excitement after her pregnancy and the end of our adventures. I have to admit I had underestimate how much human society repress this sort of things as oppose to vampire society. Luckily we had true intimacy with each other and so both were quick to realize they had no reason to show any sort of inhibtion. Sure, Trevor initally claimed he had no idea how it worked betwen men, but I dare say that it wasn't a fortnight and he was mounting better than I ever did him. Giving me the sastifaction I craved.
Richter: WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT THIS TOPIC!
Annette: It's fine! I was the one who asked....for ....reasons...now can you tell me more how Greta worked into this?
Alucard: Absolutely, this actually the most fun part...I should show you her delightful collection. I kept them all in pristine condition.
Annette: Richter, we need to talk later...in private....Alucard don't go too far.
#castlevania nocturne#castlevania#trephacard#alucard#adrian tepes#sypha/trevor/alucard#sypha belnades#trevor belmont#Annette#Greta#richter belmont
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It's a bit weird. The most serious episodes so far are the ones where the Earth exploded and the western one
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In one episode Darcy and Howard the Duck became one of the best ship in the MCU-multiverse...like all of it
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