#FULL CACTUS

[milf-harrington]

GUYS HOLY SHIT MY LAPTOP FUCKING TURNED ON!!!!!

[chasingrainbowsforever]

~ Desert Tones ~

[desert-love]

[1brickat-atimes]

I’m sure this has been done before in some capacity, but this is part of my In Stars and Time The Good Place AU. What happens is that Bonnie heard Loop talking to Siffrin and then had a question for Siffrin.

[wisteriagoesvroom]

the ea is oscar btw <- and oscar “DESPISES” him

carlos walks in after a lunch one day with lipstick on his cheek and oscar shoves a packet of wet wipes at him.

oscar: "had fun?"

carlos: "what?"

oscar: *long sigh* *swipes phone open on selfie mode to show him*

carlos: "oh. that. i had lunch with my mum. she says hi btw"

oscar: "noted. you still haven't authorised the trades for the Rodrigues account."

carlos: "is this a statement or a question?"

oscar: "it's an accusation, because i already fixed it for you."

carlos: "have i ever told you that i love you--"

oscar: "never speak to me again."

carlos: "i will bring you timtams and spanish chocolate."

oscar: "...."

oscar: "...."

oscar: "what flavour."

(stupidness from this post these tags: #cs55 #in another life he is a private banker #and his EA rolls their eyes everytime he comes in to share his receipts for the expenses report #but carlos gets away with it because he always remembers everyone's birthdays and gets snacks for the EA pool and their assorted pets #the EA is oscar btw)

edited to add: this now has a small part 2 for those interested

edited again to add: this is now a full fic!!

[ps-cactus]

Ominis: *trying to stay polite and reasonable*

Seb: *dissociating*

[nocternalrandomness]

September Supermoon over Tucson, Az

[nebulousmedic]

Self proclaimed A/I "artist" just followed me. Chat should I do a flip and jump off a building.

[cactibytes]

They’re a bit oblivious…

Bonus:

[moonriverart]

Desertum Somnia, 2022. 🌵⛰✨

Art by MoonRiver

[x-tracuddlycactus]

God I am going crazy thinking about B.OTW L.ink struggling to remember how to hunt animals for food.

Sure, he had a quick refresher lesson by the late king of H.yrule, but it wasn't enough. He can't seem to figure out how to aim for birds with his bow. Anytime he splashes his hand into a river's waters, the fish he tries to grab at swim away too fast. The deer he tries to ambush seems to always spot him as he approaches.

He's absolutely lost, unfamiliar with any of his surroundings, so he has no idea where the nearest village is, and with the sun setting quickly, he'll have to go hungry for the night...

Or so he thought.

Thankfully, fruit on trees can't flee from his grasp. Neither can berries on bushes. He collects as many as he can, snacking on some as he starts a campfire and roasts each apple to perfection, his belly groaning with anticipation instead of defeat.

He feasts on the cooked morsels, making sure nothing goes to waste, licking the juices that are running down his arms and picking his teeth clean. Once he's finished, he lays down on the grass with a satisfied smile, his hands resting on top of his fruit-filled gut, which is loudly churning with busy glorps and groans he can feel through his tattered shirt.

[elinerlina2]

[desert-love]

[thethirdbear]

[thepersonperson]

With the revelation of Gruncle Sukuna (aka Grunckuna) via Wasuke being his twin, I would like to draw attention to Wasuke being divorced in canon.

This means that in spirit, Sukuna is also divorced.

[ps-cactus]

Simply because you can eliminate darkness does not always mean that you should.