#FUCKING CYNTHIA
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Probably an unpopular opinion dictated by nostalgia: I found the older gen pokemon games more fun to play.
#jo's ramblings#I love the characters and mons from the older generations a lot#Platinum was a game from hell though#FUCKING CYNTHIA
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And now, for the finishing touch.
#gelphie#filmedit#musicalgifs#musicaledit#wlwgif#wlwedit#wicked#wicked movie#ariana grande#cynthia erivo#the original dialogue is so good!!! the fuck!!!
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A comprehensive list of every Pokémon champion to ever breathe + how I think they feel about swearing. Constructive criticism is only allowed if your opinions are funny.
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#All of the children are more likely to swear than Leon (Except for Red but if he could talk I know he would swear like a sailor)#my fucking shit#pokeani#pokémon#pokemon anime#pokemon#pokémon games#Champion N#champion leon#champion alain#champion iris#champion cynthia#champion kieran#champion geeta#champion steven#champion lance#ash ketchum#champion alder#hau pokemon#professor kukui#champion blue#champion red#Mustard Pokémon#champion nemona#champion wallace#champion diantha#peony pokemon#That lil bitch from the Let’s Go games (I named him Asshat)#alignment chart#Pokemon champions
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Pattie Boyd on herself, George, John and Cynthia being spiked with LSD-laced coffee by their dentist, John Riley
Our dentist, John Riley, had turned us on to acid. He and his girlfriend invited John, Cynthia, George, and me to dinner at his house in Hyde Park Square one evening sometime in 1965. [...] We had a lovely meal, plenty to drink, and at the end George said, “Let’s go.” We were planning to see some friends playing at the Pickwick Club. John Riley’s girlfriend jumped to her feet. “You can’t,” she said. “You haven’t had any coffee yet. It’s ready, I’ve made it - and it’s delicious.” We sat down again and drank the coffee she was insistent we should have. But then we were really keen to get away and John Lennon said, “We must go now. These friends of ours are going to be on soon. It’s their first night, we’ve got to go and see them.” And John Riley said, “You can’t leave.” “What are you talking about?” said John Lennon. “You’ve just had LSD.” “No, we haven’t.” “Yes, you have,” said our host. “It was in the coffee.” John Lennon was absolutely furious. “How dare you fucking do this to us?” he said.
George and I said, “Do what?” We didn’t know what LSD was. John Lennon was the only one of us who knew because he had read about it in Playboy. He said, “It’s a drug,” and as it began to take effect we felt even more strongly that we didn’t want to be there. I wondered if the dentist, who hadn’t had any coffee, had given it to us hoping the evening might end in an orgy. We were desperate to escape. John Riley said he would drive us and we should leave our car with him. “No,” we said. We piled into my Mini, which seemed to be shrinking, and drove to the club where our friends were playing. All the way the car felt smaller and smaller, and by the time we arrived we were completely out of it. People kept recognising George and coming up to him. They were moving in and out of focus, then looked like animals. We clung to each other, feeling surreal. Soon we moved on to the Ad Lib Club - we knew it and thought we might feel better if we were in familiar surroundings. It wasn’t far from the Pickwick so we walked and on the way I remember trying to break a shop window. The Ad Lib was on the top floor, above the Prince Charles Theatre in Leicester Place, and we thought the lift was on fire because there was a little red light inside. As the doors opened, we crawled out and bumped into Mick Jagger, Marianne Faithfull, and Ringo. John told them we’d been spiked. The effect of the drug was getting stronger and stronger, and we were all in hysterics and crazy. When we sat down, the table elongated. Hours later we decided to go home. We climbed into the car again and this time George drove - at no more than ten miles an hour, concentrating hard, all the way to Esher. But it felt as though he was doing a thousand miles an hour [...] it was daylight by the time we got home. We went into Kinfauns and locked the gate so that the cleaner wouldn’t come in and find us, put the cat into a room on her own, and sat down. The drug took about eight hours to wear off, but it was very frightening and we never spoke to the dentist again.
- From Pattie Boyd's autobiography Wonderful Tonight: George Harrison, Eric Clapton, and Me (2007)
#that is so insanely fucked up i cant get over it#john lennon#george harrison#pattie boyd#cynthia lennon
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My mom has this awful friend, Cynthia. My loathing goes deep enough that I’m not even going to change her name. If she ever finds this she knows what she did.
On multiple occasions my mom asked this horrible irresponsible chicken brained woman to watch after our animals while we were away. I don’t know why once wasn’t enough, because the first failure was so spectacular that anyone in their right mind would know she couldn’t be trusted with any level of responsibility or direction following.
You might be thinking to yourself, FFS, this level of antipathy is surely unwarranted! But you’d be wrong.
To set the scene, we were living in downstairs of our house when I was about fifteen. My mom has always wanted more animals than can reasonably be kept indoors which is how we ended up with three cats. When she wanted to kick them all outside I protested, and so all three cats lived in my bedroom with no access to the rest of the house.
That really wasn’t great, so in an attempt to give them options we made a window cutout with a cat door in it to give them access to the outdoors. Looking back on this as an environmentally conscious adult it’s wretched, cats should be indoor only, but at the time I was desperate to give them some freedom because one bedroom is too small for three cats.
So my parents and I went on a week long trip to visit family out of state. We told Cynthia to come feed and water the cats, and to scoop the litter box. Most importantly, don’t lock the handle of the door, because we only have the key to the deadbolt.
I’m sure you can see where this is going.
Cynthia locked us out. We arrived home after 12 hours on the road, desperate for the comfort of our own beds. We were met with an unyielding door. With a sigh I volunteered, “I can punch in the cat door and climb in the window.”
I slipped behind the bamboo outside my window and pushed in the cutout. A horrible insidious reek wafted out at me. I paused, prickling with foreboding. But I had a job to do, and by god I’d see it through. I hefted myself up into the window and my hand immediately landed in something wet.
Skin crawling, I pulled myself up and surveyed the darkened room as a miserable odor of decay and suffering poured out of the room around me. I could see dark shapes littering the carpet and it didn’t take a genius to guess that the cats had taken up hunting in a big way during my absence.
I pulled my hand out of the pile of vomit it had landed in and dropped into my onetime bedroom turned now into a hellpit of decomposing wretchedness. I turned on the light. I wished I had not turned on the light.
My eyes scanned across the floor, tallying as they went. Two dead birds, a dead baby rabbit, five dead mice, and one dead snake. I paused on my alarm clock, perplexed to see a stain of white on it. I stepped closer and saw a furtive movement.
The tally suddenly contained also: one live bird that had shit in several places, probably in pure terror to find itself trapped in a room littered with decomposing woodland creatures, which honestly, fair. I coaxed it out the window and finished the survey with five discrete piles of vomit.
I unlocked the door and let my parents in. They exclaimed in disgust at the horrible smell. We stood together in my doorway floored by the magnitude of neglect. The unscooped litter box was a subtle footnote in the tangible reek my living space. I disposed of the parade of ecological disaster, cleaned vomit, and scooped the box after a brutally long day on the road. The cats were fine, and happy to see me. They had a huge dish or food and water so Cynthia’s neglect at least hadn’t harmed them.
Then I slept on the couch while my bedroom aired out, the windows flung wide to dispel the uneasy ghosts of the hunted. I spent the whole night cursing Cynthia’s name for this evil she’d visited upon me. When my mom asked her, "Cynthia, didn't you see the dead animals?"
Cynthia responded, "Yes, they smelled so bad, I just ran in and out as fast as I could." I fully don't believe she did any caretaking, and I'm personally of the opinion that she locked herself out on the first day and never came back.
The next day my room had returned to a habitable level of smellscape and I gratefully crawled into my bed that night. I stretched out and froze as my foot brushed something cold and wet?
The final indignity: one last dead snake, inside my very sheets.
Fucking Cynthia.
#ramblies#story#ffs foibles#keep your cats inside#but also looking back like why didn't I change my sheets#I did not have good bed hygiene instilled in me from my parents#later that lady would go on to leave a huge metal dish of dog food in the middle of the yard#despite the fact that we told her over and over not to feed the dog because he was on a diet#and I knew not to trust her so my friend was coming twice a day to feed him his portioned out meals#he gained like ten pounds in the week we were gone eating rained on mushy dog food#that fucking woman was a menace#Cynthia
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#spies are forever#tin can bros#tin can brothers#agent curt mega#owen carvour#barb larvernor#tatiana slozhno#the informant#cynthia houston#vanger borschtit#sergio santos#fuck u im tagging all the characters#that i remember#off the top of my head
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They’re having a bob off
#linda monroe#donna daggit#esther backpack blueglasses#cynthia houston#lauren lopez#Black Friday#starkid black friday#npmd#nerdy prudes must die#tgwdlm#the guy who didn't like musicals#the solve it squad#spies are forever#tin can bros#starkid#fuck ass bob
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i think these two are my legacy. not that im complaining
#i should make a tag for the roleswap au. uhh#fucked up evil sinnoh#thats what we're calling it now.#team galactic cyrus#champion cynthia
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Pokémon Timeskip Series: Champion Dawn 🌸❄️
Known as Sinnoh’s Ice Queen, Dawn is best known for her intimidating yet caring nature. She’s fierce and calculating, never leaving any room for error especially when it comes to battling. On her off days you can find her in the contest hall, a hobby she picked up from her mother, or in the Battle Frontier/Pokémon Lab to catch up with her best friends. It is said she was recently engaged to a certain johto boy (Ethan. It’s Ethan.) however they will not publicly revealed their plans for the wedding as of yet
Made a timeskip adult champion Dawn design a while back! It’s still my favorite of my timeskip series hehehe I hope you enjoy!
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#trainer dawn#pokemon#pokémon#dawn pokemon#Art#Ally draws stuff#pokemon timeskip#Wait I can ramble in the tags that’s fucking right#ok so her design was heavily inspired by Cynthia obviously carrying over the same sorta philosophy#She has a few references to the Pokémon she uses! The scrunchies on her wrist for example relating back to (Shiny) Mega Lopunny#Very proud of that Diamond and Pearl necklace btw while her skirt alt design comes with a jacket so it’s v platinum-esque#She has moon earrings if you zoom in closely along with her star clips!#I still like the triangle clips she has cause it’s a more shape but star clips are cool hella regal#I forgot Lucas wore a beret tbh 💀 but translating her hat to a beret was hella fun#also DP color scheme ofc but I changed it up a bit hehehe#her shoes are a reference to palkia in a way! I paid a dumb amount of attention to how Pokémon translates shoes…#But yeee she’s my favorite timeskip design by far along with my Lyra#I have this whole story I’m building up I hope to release one day hopefully aaaa#The Cherry Blossom in the Winter Snow……….#Oh yeah the engagement ring…… she and Ethan are engaged btw 😳#pokemon dppt#pokemon bdsp#YUCK THERES A BDSP TAG NOOOOO gotta do it for the clout
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that moment in the wicked movie where they are dancing together in silence at ozdust and galinda puts her hand on elphaba’s face and wipes elphaba’s tears with her thumb so tenderly
#DON’T FUCKING TOUCH ME#wicked#wicked movie#wicked 2024#wicked spoilers#wicked movie spoilers#elphaba thropp#galinda upland#cynthia erivo#ariana grande
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i can’t believe that no one prepared me for the amount of gay text — nothing sub about it but elphaba in that bed dommed by glinda — in this movie. like glinda and elphie longingly staring at each other on a bed, glinda and elphaba laying awake thinking about each other, glinda brushing that tear off elphaba’s cheek while they danced, the constant hand holding and touching. and then on top of this, fiyero comes in and winks once and my bi ass really cannot take all of this
#i mean i knew there was subtext in the musical#but holy fuck this is plain blatant all caps text#this is a historians will say they were friends level of subtext#wicked movie#wicked#wicked spoilers#wicked movie spoilers#elphaba thropp#glinda upland#galinda upland#fiyero tigelaar#jonathan bailey#ariana grande#cynthia erivo
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Lesbians flirt so weirdly like what do you mean “I’ve studied your gait, you walk like a neurotic pigeon” just say you’re in love with her and go
#rise of the pink ladies#FUCK YOU PARAMOUNT PLUS#rotpl#cynthia x lydia#cynthia zdunowski#lydia rise of the pink ladies#lesbian#theyre so silly#i love them#live laugh lesbian
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Grease: Rise of the Pink Ladies, 1x10
Nancy Nakagawa, woman of action
bonus, all of us:
#AND EVERYONE CHEERED#she said get absolutely fucked#SHES SO ICONIC#i yelled so loud actually#i’m not great at making gifs but i had a vision and needed to see it though#grease rise of the pink ladies#grease rotpl#rise of the pink ladies#rotpl#rotpl spoilers#nancy nakagawa#olivia valdovinos#cynthia zdunowski#jane facciano#hazel robertson#the pink ladies#rotpl 1x10#my gifs#rotpl edit
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what do Cynthia, Luculia, Malva, and Diantha dress up as for halloween
I like to stick everyone in whatever spooky outfits I feel like drawing (these were last year's) but thinking about what they'd actually wear in character...
tbh I can't help but imagine Diantha as one of those celebrities like Heidi Klum or Janelle Monáe who just do Way Too Much. She's not here to look sexy or glamorous she's here to utilise her access to makeup and costuming teams to make a goddamn statement. Malva would rock a slutty costume I think if she had reason to put in the effort but otherwise I also see her as being a minimum effort sharpie cat whiskers kind of girl
Cynthia and Luculia I think probably do the more low-key costume thing, where they're putting in a bit of effort moreso to be in the spirit than for any attention. They're both in your practical "could wear this for hours at a party without needing to strip it all off or suffer" kind of costume.
+ a bonus doodle of a young Luculia bc I've had this bit in my head for a while but haven't had a reason to draw it yet
#i was half tempted to draw diantha as the fucking. the fucking worm. if u know the worm costume then u know#pokemon#diantha#cynthia#malva#luculia#my art#answered#pinkshellos
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✋️ WICKED MOVIE SPOILER!!! ✋️
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I CANT FUCKING DO THIS
THE CHEMISTRY IS OFF THE CHARTS
IM GONNA BE CRYING FOR THE WHOLE DURATION OF THE MOVIE
#wicked#wicked musical#wicked movie#gelphie#elphaba thropp#galinda upland#ariana grande#cynthia erivo#im going fucking insane#gay people gay people#ZBZBBRJRJGBEKEKZBF#if they don’t kiss im suing#jon chu watch your back
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The sparkle in his eyes I’m actually crying
#the eyes of a boy with a bright future ahead of him#as long as Shredder or Cynthia don’t do anything to him lmao#(they better fucking not)#mutant mayhem#tmnt#mutant mayhem spoilers
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