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[melissa-titanium]

holy. fucking shit. everyone fuckinf read this please

The russian worker drones family; murder drone's greatest small scale tragedy.

As long as I can recall there has never been in my mind a story quite as painful and heartbreaking and yet quite as engaging as the tragedy of Doll, Yeva, and her husband, who's lack of a clear name doesn't detract from the impact of this story or the death of the other two.

The last time such an emotional impact was left in my brain was with Noximilliem Coxen the Watchmaker from Wakfu, who I will assuredly make a comparison post with Doll, as they both hit extremely similar themes and ideas while still having such different execution and story beats that it almost makes you question why would you even compare them in the first place.

Tragedy is deceptively hard to write right and make meaningful, as just crippling your characters won't do, because at that point it just becomes drama porn and as boring as a low effort pre-schoolers program. Seemingly unfeasible in a show such as Murder Drones; an horror/comedy/romance where an abused child repaired and made friends with a robot only for said robot to cause the destruction of her planet and... something else.

Buckle up cause these robots emotions might not even be considered real inside the fictional setting but our pain allows what would otherwise be a pretty standard horror scenario to transcend into the bane of my existence as we take a look at the small, inconsequential tale of the russian worker drones family.

Yeva

Starting off with Yeva as the oldest member of our family in terms of chronological relevance, we get our first peek into the way this story plays out due to Yeva being seemingly mute by choice or programming, which retroactively sets up the storytelling method used; Yeva doesn't speak a single word in this scene or the one that precedes it, but we still get a clear rendition of her character by her standoffish behaviour juxtaposed with her caring and nurturing nature, it's debatable whether or not her and Nori are sisters, but you wouldn't be blamed for thinking that judging by the way Yeva tends to Nori after the banishment of the solver, being chained up and experimented upon didn't stop her from staying positive in the midst of adversity and could theoretically be the reason why she was the only correctly patched drone in the facility.

During the V attack she sacrificed her own life in order to protect Doll. An act that, in the long run, ended up being whortless, but that cemented Yeva has an unyielding positive influence in a world stormed by negativity and death.

The father

We know jack s##t about this man but that won't stop us from analysing him. The most interesting things about him are his relationship with Yeva and the fact that the picture of V seen in episode 2 was made by him. He's, admittedly, a white canvas for head cannons, but thematically he keeps a recurring motif that this post will touch upon in his final entry:

Doll

And now, for the crown jewel of this family. The protagonist's dark reflection. Not many people can claim to have been messed up as hard as Doll was. Sure, death is still death, but with it comes a certain sense of finality and rest. Instead, by contrast Doll's death is so brutal and devastating because although it's something that she has been calling upon herself since she started to consume other drones for her goals, it's just so heartbreaking because she managed to achieve absolutely nothing despite being one step forward everyone else in the story; she never got better, never reademned herself, made their parents sacrifice worthless, died almost entirely off camera completely alone and scared, and as her last compensation act she managed to give Uzi a barely useful warning before having her probably still alive consciousness eaten by an eldritch atrocity. At the end of the day, she was deemed worthless by the main antagonist and quickly brushed aside.

And we go back to a certain reoccurring theme regarding this family: Yeva never speaks. Her husband is never given a name. Doll is literally a toy name. Their story plays out in the shadow of the main plot. Every single aspect regarding them paints their existence as worthless and inconsequential (classic eldtritch horror), yet are given enough spotlight to leave an impact on us, to have their presence felt, and to give us the impression that, despite their bad luck, if they only took certain decisions in certain key moments, maybe they would have survived and received a much better ending than the one they got.

[love-belle]

i hope i never lose you !!!

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ in which they finally figure out they can't lose each other.

or

for when it's forever with them. ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚

social media au // max verstappen x fem!reader

prequel - you're losing me ⋆·˚ ༘ *

warnings - language

author's note - part ii !! i really hope you like this <3 i love you so much, thank you for reading!! i'll post that pierre gasly au tonight, in a couple hours so !!! tagging everyone who asked for part ii @tpwkangieee @mirrorball-6 @teenagedreams-cl @kimi240302 @formulas-bitch @ironmaiden1313 @alilstressyandlotdepressy @ushygushybaby @moonsf1

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[sunshinechay]

The way my mind connects the dots with 0 hesitation is hilarious. I could be seeing something like "Omg Michael is SO hot, looks so good with his hair like that, my little meow meow!" and Im like "ya Michael-

Seater?

Cera??

Myers!

from the group chat??!!!???

Really be like that (I barely care about any of those people, my brain will just pick at random), wild to see this post in the wild tho, its been years since I saw fans of (pick your fighter).

Only to find out OP is talking about a totally unrelated Michael from something I've never heard of, but its too late, ive already connected the dots in such a hilarious way, I gotta reblog now. But im collecting the new Michael for another similar situation if this ever comes up again.

I remember in high school we had this classmate named John Oliver and for the life of me, I couldn't understand that my friends were talking about John Oliver the tv host. They'd sit there saying the wildest shit like "Did you hear what insane shit John Oliver did last week?" and for a whole 5 seconds I'd be SO concerned about our mutual classmate only to be told this is about some random dude I don't know or watch (back then) and suddenly the world made a LOT more sense. But for those 5 seconds my mind created real terror and I just had to know what kind of sitcom life my classmate was living every fucking week.

So anyways, if you're always wondering why i keep re-blogging posts about your favs with the dumbest tags, its because I keep re-living Last Week with John Oliver time loop with you😭.

I don't even read your url, im just scrolling fast and every time im like "wait Effy slow down, this made no sense, dont just accept that" I look at the url and you're talking about some whole other guy.

Like I really saw your post and went "ah the creepy pasta girlies from 2012 breached containment and hit my dash again...ya...i'll reblog" and it was literally NOT about that Jeff at all.

I need an option to highlight your username in big and bold so my brain understands that your favs and my brain has 0 overlap and idk any of those people. This keeps happening with just you on my dash and no one else. I remembering struggling with my life, during your vegas era (of vegaspete of kinnporshe). Like this is NOT about Las Vegas at all, but if you asked me what my brain ran off with in those 5 seconds, if left unchecked, you'd understand why I love having you in my dash so much. Scrolling super fast on tumblr with you on my dash is just briefly time traveling to another universe istg.

Plus sometimes I do end up watching what you watch like kinnporshe so thats just a bonus.

Glad I could help! Haha

And don’t worry, my brain frequently does this kind of thing as well. Our brains recognize patterns and make connection only it seems our make connections where there are none, but that’s half the fun. Sometimes I laugh at where my own brain takes me.

I saw your tags on the Jeff posts and laughed because omg can you imagine Jeff the Killer reading his own fanfiction 😂😂😂

However, it’s Jeff Satur we’re talking about and honestly the fact he has read fanfiction about himself is both funny and horrifying like “I’m so sorry you had to witness this Jeff…would like some recs for other fics about you?” 😂😂😂

I’m glad that you have liked the BLs you’ve watched. They’re really just something else, in both good ways and bad and I love them so much. So I’m happy I can spread the joy :)

[shitshowkb]

okay so i haven't watched in MONTHS but i just spent the last few days binge watching season 2 so as per usual here are my reactions throughout the ENTIRE season. i need season 3 like yesterday.

✧ fire country - season two reactions below the cut ✧

• i'm still mad that bode's ass is back in prison and i get that he did it for freddy but i'm still mad about it

• ope there's my favorite dilfs

• FUCK SLEEPER

• also if B doesn't get out of prison soon i'm gonna RIOT

• also can we please tell bode he has a kid, maybe he'll get his shit together and act right

• earthquake and a fire, let's goooo

• "but now i got me a knife" boy if you don't stop i stg

• you have got to be shitting me omg

• ambulance guy is kinda fine 👀

• not this idiot stitching himself instead of going to the infirmary

• i KNEW gabs had a thing with the medic

• tell him jake 👏🏼

• this shit is stressing me out

• if bode kills him, he's fucked

• oh great another earthquake

• man i knew it was gonna come down to bode saving this asshole

• "us being the next vince and sharon" gabs you barely even know this man

• bitch!? AN ENGAGEMENT RING

• MY MAN IS BACK AT THREE ROCK, LET'S GOOOOOOO

• oh my god AWKWARDDDDDD

• "i'm so happy for you" lying ass

• sharon on a motorcycle? that's HOT

• man i can't wait to see bode being a dad

• drunk kids doing drunk things, gotta love it

• shar gotta get it together, i get that she's pissed but come on

• fire below, fantastic

• come on gabs

• this shit is always so stressful

• OH SHIT, OH SHIT

• i KNEW vince was gonna hit him

• man i just need vince and shar to make up already

• not liam being the drone operator guy

• fuck him up vince

• "you won't break this family, but you will help keep it safe"

• man i love bode

• this whole little village of people are gonna cause some bullshit, aren't they?

• oh shit

• OF COURSE the cars are on fiRE

• this is intense

• god i love these leone men

• liam shut the hell up dude

• thank god eve and manny made up

• gabs baby that man is so in love with you, please pull your head outta your ass

• "you met a girl" HIS DAUGHTER DUMBASS

• these two idiots

• damn sharon looks FINE in that outfit 🥵

• idk man i can't see gobs being happy anywhere besides 42

• "no manny, i can't be your date to jake's wedding" 😂

• man i feel like that reaction was a little much

• like they were just helping that little girl???

• and now bode can't see gen??? that's some bullshit

• i don't like chemical fires, too many unknowns

• of course there are people trapped

• bode with this little girl, y'all he's gonna be such a good dad 🥹

• trouble in paradise

• oh dear god where does an explosion always gotta be eminent

• man i like cole, i hope eve changes her mind about him

• OH MY GOD

• OH THANK GOD

• eve better not send cole back to prison

• lmaoooo diego is pissed

• eve come on

• oh my god no

• a fire tornado!? seriously!?

• i am STRESSED

• this is crazy

• besties we're in a wooden shack in the middle of a FIRE TORNADO, we can't stay here

• cara better not die man i stg

• hell yeah eve

• holy shit

• oh my god NO

• i'm sobbing wtf

• this is not okay

• man gen better be bode's daughter

• man i do not like this shit

• why is bode always in some crazy ass life or death situation

• fuck him up mickey

• BODE'S NOT HER DAD!?

• WHAT THE FUCK

• this show just stays pissing me off

• having them build a fence around fire camp makes me so sad for them

• and it makes me so sad that bode can't be at gen's guardianship signing thing

• manny perez is so mf fine

• why is everyone so pissy about the fire camp now??? it's always been there and they've never bothered anyone so stfu thanks

• eve baby, you gotta chill out a little bit

• what the fuck oh my god

• and now the guardianship signing is postponed, greatttttt

• i don't like how any of this custody stuff is going down

• look at gabs killing it on her first day as medic

• hell yeah eve, tell em 👏🏼

• oh here we go

• this damn show either has me stressed tf out, crying or pissed off i stg

• you have GOT to be shitting me

• NOT VINCE, PLEASE NOT VINCE

• oh thank god

• man i think jake is gonna be a great dad, but this makes me so sad for bode

• because i know he's gonna be an AMAZING dad

• WHAT THE FUCK SHUTTING DOWN THREE ROCK!?

• vince and manny are my favorite bromance

• dammit vince

• gabs please talk some fucking sense into vince

• oh gabs mom is gorgeous

• i don't know if i like gabs mom yet, pls hold

• oh good lord, can we not have vince's life on the line again!?

• vince leone you stubborn idiot, please go fix your heart issue

• dammit vince COME ON

• MOTHER FUCKING UNCLE LUKE

• HE'S THE ONE WHO RECOMMENDED CLOSING THREE ROCK!?

• someone beat his ass i am BEGGING

• when i said someone beat his ass, i DID NOT mean set the firehouse on fire in the process

• "my boy's a poet" i love cole

• "I will get you to that fire" hell yeah you will

• so gabs and diego aren't actually gonna get married, right?

• alright campaign fire i already know this shit is gonna be intense, let's gooo

• "promise me you won't die" this poor girl

• bode is SO mf fine

• gabs is insane bc i'd be climbing that man like a tree

• if vince doesn't tell bode and sharon what's been going on with him i stg

• manny what the actual fuck are you doing!?

• i feel like gabs should just beat vince and manny's asses, they need it at this point

• billy burke playing his guitar, god bless 😍

• these two idiots LOVE each other come on

• tell him eve 👏🏼

• i'm glad gabs told bode but i fear that shit is not going to pan out well

• manny and gabs made up, time for vince to stop lying to shar

• "we're trapped" vince i stg

• OH AND THE FUCKING TREMOR IS BACK

• fantastic. great. wonderful.

• besties i am going to lose my shit

• dammit vince don't you fucking give up

• i am ✨stressed✨

• NOW KISS

• YASSSSSSSSSSSS

• "another bad decision" bitch shut up you love him

• THREE ROCK WILL REMAIN OPEN

• HELL YES

• A WARRANT FOR MANNY'S ARREST!?

• is this a fucking joke!?

• BUT WAIT does this lead to INMATE MANNY!? because i lowkey wanna see that

• now where the fuck is manny? please tell me he's not this stupid

• don't you fucking run manny

• MY MAN GOT THE EXTRAORDINARY CONDUCT CREDIT

• LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO

• MY MANS IS FINALLY FREE

• last episode let's gooooo

• gabby baby pls don't marry diego

• man i think eve would kill it leading all the fire camps but i don't think she wants to leave her people and edgewater behind

• and jake becoming an inspector?

• nah baby, bode is getting out and i need him to fight fires at 42 with his people

• vince and shar are so happy 🥹

• OMG FREDDY

• bode baby please avoid that man like the plague

• gabs sent bode the exact donut he was just talking about getting the next day? SOULMATE SHIT

• "it's just a donut" is it bode, is it really??

• the leone men out here cleaning firetrucks because they can't run calls, i love them

• manny what the fuck are you doing sir??

• bode baby please don't fuck this up

• explosion at the hospital, here we go

• ugh i love this man

• and he was literally born to be a firefighter

• if he doesn't get to be a member at 42 i'm DONE

• cole out here making some damn good points to eve

• "aw honey, you waited up" lmao i love bode and freddy

• "first 72 are up. you stayed out of trouble, now you need to start some." freddy i love you

• "go get your girl bode"

• bode out here on a mission to FUCK SHIT UP

• man come on

• hell yes sharon wants her old job back

• can uncle luke please fuck off to like canada or something

• "do they still do that thing where they ask if anyone objects?" lmaooo eve knows

• RICK IS GEN'S DAD!?!?

• NO MOTHER FUCKING WAY

• CARA BABY WHAT WERE YOU THINKING

• WHAT THE FUCK MAN

• she can't do it, she can't marry diego

• man why does the season gotta end like that

• i hate cliffhangers man

• uncle luke i'm begging please do this one nice thing for ONCE

• also if jake loses gen it's going to fucking wreck him

[alloutofgoddesses]

PJO TV THOUGHTS

Season 1, Episode 8

(I have read the books there’s a chance I will talk about them)

I have been cured of my illness from last week let’s gooo

Luke voice over parading the beginning voice over?!?!

LUKE TRAINING PERCY

Damn he’s a really fucking good swordsman 10/10 Charlie

Oh Percy… oh boy oh boy

Ares you’re funny… keep that humour

OH ANNABETH DOESN’T EVEN KNOW YET

She’s not dead though she’s frozen in Hades’ throne room

AND HERE WE GOOOOO

Damn he’s kinda wiping the floor with him

Ope he just kicked him into water it’s so over for him

THE WAVE

“I warned you… if you’re not careful… you’ll find out who I am.” WITH THE WAVE GROWING BEHIND HIM I KNOW THAT’S RIGHT

THAT’S THE MOST POWERFUL DEMIGOD THAT’S EVER LIVED BABEY

Right in the Achilles too oof

That look of awe on Annabeth’s face… girlie is GONE

I’m so excited about the Ares v Percy antagonistic relationship to continue forever (even when Percy had lost his memory)

Hey Alecto

I guess Hades doesn’t need to breathe but damn that helm looks uncomfortable AF

HE SAID PLEASE HE JUST WANTS HIS MOM

Percy I have bad news for you

I’d like to see Zeus try personally

HE’S A GOOD KID

Everyone stay calm it’s happening

IT’S HAPPENING

That fucking look. They’re so gone on each other thank you Walker and Leah

Incredible Percy move 10/10 no notes

Oh my god that’s Olympus… it’s getting me so bad and I don’t know why THATS OLYMPUS

I did in fact rewind because I saw some movement in one of the buildings. I would love to know who that is

OH LUKE’S SMIRK WHEN PERCY SAYS THE GODS SHOULD BE AFRAID OF DEMIGODS

He is SO SURE he has a new recruit. Percy is unknowingly saying everything Luke wants him to say

Why are you airing Annabeth’s shit Luke damn

Or taken outside where they belong

You know Zeus put all those stairs there on purpose. Malicious ass bitch

FIRE! Hi Hestia I love you sweetheart

RIP personalized thrones you’ll always be famous

HI ZEUS HI MR LANCE REDDICK

The way Percy is willing to risk everything to get the message to Zeus oh baby

Also Poseidon bestie these two alone is a VERY bad come quickly

Percy you’re gonna get fried

Girl just because you’re his son doesn’t mean you know him… arguably you know him the least of all your siblings because you were never swallowed and grew up in hiding from him specially

Damn that condescending sigh

Percy please shut the fuck up

PERCY

He’s about to die

OOP

Just in the nick of time Poseidon

HE SURRENDERS OOOOALAJDJSK

“Take your victory. Just spare my son.” NEVER BEATING THE ALLEGATIONS THAT PERCY IS HIS FAVORITE SON

“Your forbidden son” Dude you had TWO by the SAME WOMAN in two different forms don’t be a hypocrite (is the biggest hypocrite ever)

HELL YEAH SPEAK YOUR SHIT POSEIDON DON’T LET HIM GET AWAY WITH IT

And he full named Percy

Oh shit Ancient Greek

Ares and Hermes biggest gossips in the Greek pantheon confirmed

Dude HE SURRENDERED

Zeus I have bad news for you… “this one” is about to earn a Mount Olympus fast pass

OMG IT’S TIME

HE SAID (one of) THE LINE(s)

SALLY TAUGHT HIM ANCIENT GREEK HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT I COULDN’T LOVE HER MORE

“Ares is a moron” I cackled

Poseidon don’t be a pussy hug him

Also the way Walker is already so tall. He might tower over the dude playing his father by the end of this series (I know that’s Toby Stephens)

Baby that’s not a no

OH HE WANTS TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH HIS SON

That tree is person-ing so hard. They had to have built that shit

PERCABETH HUG

Omg hi Clarisse… so sorry you got framed

Luke jumpscare

Like you said anything

OH NO PERCY DON’T

It’s time for smart Percy to come out again

And the helm

Hmm. Who could possibly betray you

Why would he? He had no reason to

Yeah he did. He sure did.

I don’t know how to articulate my feelings on the line delivery of “I didn’t know you’d give them to Grover to wear” but know Charlie is killing me with how good of an actor he is

“None of this was meant to betray you” YOU WANTED TO SEND HIM TO TARTARUS! Did you expect Kronos to just spit him back out?

Luke trying to recruit Percy instead of luring him into the woods to scorpion him is SUCH a a good change I love it so much and it’s such a clear character choice for Luke

AH BACKBITER

(The way I literally jumped when it came on screen that sword is so fucking scary)

Correct reaction Percy

Honestly Percy is 100% correct Luke got manipulated he just hasn’t realised it yet

Shouldn’t have mentioned his dad Percy. ABSOLUTELY the wrong move

“I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to-“ PERCY THAT FATAL FLAW IS SHOWING

Oh noooo I knew Annabeth was gonna be there but that doesn’t make it hurt any less

Bye bye Luke. Go get your yacht

I love that we know the horse half of Chiron was a literal horse Glynn was riding

Ldjdkslsjak Chiron knows the prophecy so OF COURSE he’s worried about Percy agreeing with Luke

Dionysus it’s Peter Johnson don’t listen to him

“You get out!” Lol

HELLO

FULL STOP

EVERYONE CEASE YOUR ACTIVTIES

LOOK AT ANNABETH’S HAIR!!!!!!!

IT’S SO PRETTY

THAT’S A PRINCESS HAIRSTYLE FOR SURE

She’s going to DisneyWorld 🥺

Percy is so excited for her

What if I cry

Hello Seatcher’s License

THE SEAS!!! See you in Florida Grover

Well you might have to go pick up a certain member of the team

GROUP HUG

He walked to the Montauk cabin? I mean I guess it’s closer than his apartment

SALLY!

THAT’S THE MAMA’S BOY

what

KRONOS GET OUT OF HERE NASTY ASS

He’s been at this for maybe like three months and he’s already so tired lol

“Turns out I’m pretty good at this” honey you’re kinda the best at this

Did Kronos just mention the prophecy

Seventh grade!! Aaahhhh I’m so excited

Calling him Grandpa is funny though

HE LOVES HIS MOM SO MUCH I’M GONNA SOB

Blue pancakes!

He’s gonna go meet Tyson

Also the voiceover that parallels what he says in the books about how “you might be one of us” I’m inconsolable

Lance Reddick, thank you so much for your performance and I’m heartbroken that this is the last time we’ll see you as Zeus. I hope you’re resting easy

Oh great… he’s still here

DIVORCE YOU SAY

SHE CHANGED THE LOCKS

Get a hotel idiot

Uh oh

Well they’ll come home to a surprise

Also? Sallly doesn’t get to do a little murder? Not even as a treat? She better still get to sell him

[complete-idiot-in-love]

Once Upon a Witchlight: Episode 45 (SPOILERS)

Oh no, a warning for graphic themes? If someone died im crying so hard

KEEP YOUR DAMN CLOTHES ON TORBEK OR I SWEAR TO THE GODS

My S/I would be so happy to finally explore the material plane!!

Father twin giggle sesh :D

Kremy is going crazy again

When Torbek is worried about YOU, then you know you're acting crazy /j

Gideon and his old man glasses omfg, I love that image so much

“Empath” Gricko gives off astrology girl vibes and idk why

I WAS RIGHT, HE DID A GEMINI JOKE OMG

NAT 20 FOR GIDEON LETS GOOOOOOO

My S/I would be having so much trouble in the desert because of them never having experienced a dessert before and the whole satyr fur thing

My bestie, the eldritch abomination of a bugbear <3

Gricko getting the party into trouble against a desert hydra is so him coded, bro would get the group in trouble at a damn Wal-mart

ANOTHER NAT 20 FOR GIDEON, THAT HYDRA IS SO FUCKIN DEAD!!!

OMFG A THIRD NAT 20 FOR GIDEON!!!! THAT HYDRA IS GONNA BE MUSH!!! (Im stimming so hard right now, my hands are flying like crazy fr fr))

Mace has the same amount of object permanence as I do /j

OH FUCK, I HATE BUGS! KILL EM, KILL EM

I LOVE KREMY’S OMINOUS JAZZ AND NEON FORM :D

OOOOO NIKKIE GOT A NAT 20

What is with all these nat 20’s this episode, loaded dice? /j

Of course Gricko would try to befriend the monster

Mikey's dice bag being full of bananyas is so damn funny

ALCHEMIC WHAT? FLEASHLIGHTS??

NOOOOO, TORBEK GOT A NAT 20 TOO BUT NIKKIE DREADED HIM

WHAT? HUNGER OF HADAR??? KREMY IS OP AF

Hootsie is so smart to not deal w that bs fr fr

Kremy accidentally kills his teammates via mind fuckery /j

My S/I would be so confused during the hunger of hadar thing, they'd be screaming shit like: “IS THIS NORMAL IN THE MATERIAL PLANE, AND WHERE IN THE HELLS IS EVERYONE???”

All these dudes are so OP in their own ways but also complete idiots in others, I love them all so much

NOOOOOO GIDEON IS IN QUICKSAND

“That's from Agwe you dumb ugly bastard!” is a great like Gideon, good job

NAT 20 FOR TORBEK FINALLY!!!!! AND HE KILLED IT YEAHHHHHHHHHH

“Longscarfing it” is my new favorite thing

Fighting with an erection mention lmao XD

They're freaking out about Nikkie playing swamp music lmao

NOOOO DON'T AWAKEN GOREBEK

We love the swoose (Swan + Goose)

Also wasn't one of the cookies Bavlorna gave Torbek a swoose, and Nikkie is using the same accent for the swoose as she did Bavlorna

“Recount the tales to me x3, of a troubled past and what set you free” ARE WE GONNA GET SOME BACKSTORY ON THREE OF THE DUDES???? PLEASE LET ONE OF THEM BE TORBEK, BRO IS AN ENIGMA

GIDEON BEING KIDNAPPED AS A CHILD AWAY FROM HIS PAW IS SO SAAAAAAD, WE NEED TO REUNITE PAW COAL AND MY DAD TOGETHER AND HAVE A HAPPY FAMILY AGAIN (T-T)

“We hit rock bottom and picked up shovels” HAHAHA

I wonder what Andy’s theory is, My theory is that Zybilna is the fourth sister or at least connected to them in some way

[melissa-s23]

Been watching mob psycho 100 over the past two weeks: my thoughts so far (Part one/season 1)

-Wow. Mob is like, SUPER autistic.

-Ritsu v middle child coded. relate to the struggle tho

-This has so much more actions than I thought?? I rly got fooled by the breaking bad effect wow

-DIMPLE WAS A JOJO STAN ????

-Wow. mob does NOT fuck around at 100%

-Also I fucking love Reigen. I am not imune to the con man's antics he's so babygirl coded. everyone was right.

-BLOND BITCH??? HELLOO??? WHAT THE FUCK YOU DOING TO MY BOY???

-Reigen's speech about powers and knife is actually v cool

-'Well, that gets ruined once you know Reigen said it' LMAOO dimple has shade

-BLOND BITCH??? HEY?????? STOP

-Uuuhhh Mob u alright?

-WHAT THE FUCK??

"???%" WHAT

-Oh poor boy :(( he's so sad he lost control.

-Also Ouch. Childhood trauma.

-RITSU GETTING POWERS???? Well christmas came early I guess!

-And immediate reaction is to go challenge your bro. Ritsu, you got issues man.

-Funky crime organization about to get their shit wrecked.

-Blond bitch is actually growing on me :D and YEAAH THEY TEAM UP

-"what are you doing?" "Introducing ourselves" Okay I take back some of it. Blond bitch is v funny.

-I love how they introduce all these cool villains when you know Mob can one shot them

-Actually, ONE do have a thing for OP protagonists lmao. Good thing he makes v entertaining and heartfelt stories out of it.

-Mob not giving a shit LMAOOOO

-FINAL BOSS IS A DUDE???? WHA

-REIGEN?? HELLO???????????????

-WHAT

-REIGEN HAVING TALK NO JUTSU IS THE BEST. MAN REALLY HAS BRAINCELLS AFTER ALL

-Sho is a little bastard I cannot wait for his return

-I absolutely forgot to mention it but the gym bros are the best characters in this show. I love them so fucking much. 10/10 almost makes me want to do sports.

-Awww :] spoons

So yeah s1 and so far a LOT of positive things to say! The characters are super endearing, the story, while not what I expected, is cool and My GOD THE ENGLISH DUB IS SO GOOD???????? LIKE OMG IT'S /SO/ GOOD. I did not find a french dub yet but I'm p sure it exists but also like the english vas are excellent. Mob is perfect, so is Reigen, Dimple, blond bitch, ritsu. Yeah this is great. Also I rly like the style! more simple than most animes but I actually prefer that!

[icharchivist]

speaking of last reblog omg, the curse of having a popular post which has above 29k notes atm and on a really popular topic, which i hadn’t tagged so it spread mostly from followers until somehow it blew big, is that at some point the post reached t///erf blogs. When the post was blowing up hard it was a nightmare trying to go through the list of the blogs reblogging from me to block them because the notes were multiplying every damn minute.

but yeah anyway yesterday i opened my activity to a major, red url liking my post and i quickly went to the blog to block them and block a few other blogs i saw them reblog from, which was *the whole fucking blog*, it wasn’t like a ra//dfem that sometimes let the mask drop to show their transphobia, it was just, transphobia galore the tumblr blog. I tried to block as many as i could.

.... and then tumblr’s algorythm, having picked up that i spent some times on this t//erf blog (TO BLOCK the posts, TO BLOCK the OP), started recommanding me t///erf posts. 

Fucking livid on the dash like holy shit my dude. Tumblr how could you do this to me. 

So while the warning of the last post is pretty good (at least do install Shinigami Eyes it’s going to win you over a lot of time, not to mention specifically clocking posts that seems vaguely f//eminist but with the context of the belief of who posted it, are just excuse to be transphobic) do keep in mind that tumblr isn’t seeing you url diving as “i’m looking to block” but as “i’m interested :)” and this is going to be a fucking curse on your land. 

[autobot-ratchet]

earthspark episode 23!

omg Optimus and Bumblebee have little headlight signals they do to each other

"Listen, I don't trust G.H.O.S.T." oh thank god lmAO I'm so glad he knows and he's trying to do something about it. I mean I figured he always had doubts, that was why Bee was "missing" in the first place wasn't it

ah. Bee's supposed to go to the secret Mandroid room on his own and the title of the episode is "stowed away, stowaways," I see where this is going immediately lmAO

ghsfdjks "drink your cave water and everyone in bed before 10 pm"

oh okay the show itself is not gonna dance around what's about to go down, they were just immediately like "so we're following him right"

rip Twitch

HGDSJFKA that truck driver was just like "that's the biggest bug that ever done smushed up in my windshield"

Optimus be careful, don't be pushing too hard you'll give too much away

oh lame Mo doesn't get to use all her cool new powers... I stg if that was all metaphorical I'm gonna scream lmAO like maybe the time powers were a bit op but at LEAST let her keep the holo sword

hdfsjhsjkdhghd Twitch pretending to be an actual drone...

adsjkfl extremely funny that the smart trainer scans the control module like it's gonna do some cool tech shit and then just smashes it

oh rip to y'all's cover, it got blown so fast

FGHSDAJ "WEE-WOO........"

brO SHUT UP DON'T JUST TELL HIM ABOUT BEE

very smooth Optimus. gfhdjks the look Croft gives him... yeah of course she's immediately onto him, that was the most suspicious move he could've made

come on Schloder, turn traitor, become a good guy you know you wanna

is that a space bridge??? to fucking whence???????? I know we ain't going to Cybertron, that place is dead as hell

damn Agent Croft is too competent for this children's show lmAO the fuckin FIRST place she went was precisely where Bee's trying to sneak in, you can't get nothing past her

"What ARE you?" FOR REAL I DO NOT THINK THIS DUDE IS HUMAN

"Deception, Prime... Consider me impressed." ougfh that's gay lmfAO OOH that made me feel some sort of way, the megop is real

oooOOKAY THAT DUDE IS DEFINITELY NOT HUMAN, THAT'S ONE OF MANDROID'S CREATIONS

AH. THEY ARE MANDROIDS'S CREATIONS, PLURAL

is Croft's first name fucking Karen that's so funny lmfAO all mechanical life on earth is about to be wiped out by a fucking Karen

yeaahh get her ass, Schloder, I'm so glad he turned out to be good

YOU???? oh he's got a mind control chip on him, oh lord

[m1ckeyb3rry]

They look soooo good!! Very aesthetic and very pleasing to look at!! Wait Barou and yuki ones would look so nice….can’t wait to see them once you write for them!! Also omg NOEL NOA!!! Ik we talked briefly about your ideas for writing for him that’ll be exciting whenever you get to it!!

REAL 90% of my knowledge of it is from the memes KARASU AS THE FUCKING DONKEY AND CANTTTT LMFAOOOOOO wait I totally forgot gojos also that tall the crossover is insane!!!

LMAOO omg have fun!! Also more importantly STAY SAFE SHDHSJSDOSISN manifesting you meet a hottie and not a snottie!!! Do fill me in on any Mira lore developments though but the encounter that inspired the kiyora fic would actually have me shitting myself in the moment

NO FRRR like there was no basis for that first fight the one in the manga shows the beginnings of their hate relationship ughhhhh I can only pray they’ll somehow add it back in somewhere like they did with the English learning scene in s1….

They better not make Barou look ugly like the first half of s1 please all the animation budget can’t just go to sae PLEASEEE im also very excited to see the nagi Barou Karasu interaction that’ll be so funny

LMAOA TRUE I was excluding your long series fics since those are huge but wait that’s also kinda interesting I would’ve assumed you having a fall slump would mean it’d last through the winter somehow but it being limited to just fall is genuinely intriguing LOL

Ykw is crazy I have a friend who refuses to watch bllk because they don’t like the art and thinks their eyes are too big but they’re a die hard fan of OP and it’s like their fav thing ever and when they told me they didn’t like bllk because of the art style my jaw fell to the floor like HUH???? Whatever I guess but also same!! I can get past the animation but if the art style to begin with isn’t my type then I won’t bother LMAOOO hollyhock rin and aegislash isekai rep so real yeah I’ve never once touched isekai I just know of the meme of getting hit by a truck

OH YEAH wait I lowk forgot which part of it it’s from but I’m pretty certain it’s in the egoist bible day before the u20 match things he definitely smoked tokimitsu about that LMAO yuki being perfect IS the beef Karasu fr would be like “you’re too extraordinary at everything which averages out you’re like ordinarily extraordinary so basically you’re just ordinary boooo”

Kaneshiro callout pt. 2 if you’re reading this PLEASEEEE more character dynamics I beg….

WAITTT I fear rseu needs to be your next pet project after everything that’s in line right now the premise of this is too funny him actively wanting to meddle and everyone being like wtf is he actually Cupid oooh this is too good….

SHSHSHSBS FR like ougghhh sorry yuki but you mean you don’t expect me to fall for the sassy smart mouth tall dude whose job is literally to protect people hahahahahhha errr yeah honestly that’s literally me everytime I decide to branch out and just read some works for other characters the minute they mention Karasu as a side character it’s over for me it usually goes like “wait this author knows of Karasu’s existence??? But chose not to write for him??? Maybe I should put them on Karasu propaganda…” as if I ever interact but yeah anyways LFMAOAO OPPS AS SIDE CHARACTERS yk we’re safe when Isagi enters the ring bonus points if we have the whole gang with Kaiser ness itoshi (ok but lowk where are we on this one atp those TikToks have me kinda lost) I can also maybe get by with Barou staying but Karasu is an absolute no that’s literally me reading hollyhock HIORI LMFAOOO THE OTOYA SLANDER real but lowk I see the vision I can see him taking Inumakis place!!

I can’t believe it’s basically November I could’ve sworn it was just June….ok well our convos certainly aren’t helping you then LMAOAO I swear every exchange we have a new fic idea this is bad maybe we need to shut up more when it comes to ideas OTOYA BFB STILL IN THE LEAD??? I remember you mentioning it was gaining some traction before but damn s2 REALLY doing otoya wonders you’re serving the community too (ofc it’s saes seabird too smh but I mean even I really enjoyed seabird as a non sae fan so I guess I can’t blame them LMAOAA Saes popularity despite barely being animated up until now is still kinda crazy to me though like clearly if it were just because of manga readers we’d have more Karasu fics too right….)

LMAOA we’re truly just linked up all the time from illness to online time but KEEP THEM COMING I love watching these I’ll never say no to a tiktok compilation!!!

BAROUUUU wait it’s this editor I think they made one of the nagi ones you sent last time!! Ugh this one eats but also so real Barou nation rise up…

CARELESS WHISPER I LAUGHED JUST BECAUSE OF ALL THE MEMES BUT SO TRUE!!! Majestic model man yuki matches the vibe perfectly I can’t get over the audio though since it’s been so overused in memes

THE SMIRK AXFUALLY HAD ME FOLDING 8bit did yuki justice thank god…he actually looked sooo cool in the latest ep I feel like the vibes kinda match the rough and tough yuki vibe we talked about before! The smirk is doing things to me ugh bllk s2 ep4 (it is four right) you’ll never be forgotten

- Karasu anon

YAYYY i’m glad you like them 🤩 omg i knowww the barou one with the red is going to look fire and yuki with a warm dark orange too…does noel noa have a character color?? i might end up using the french flag and color picking the blue from it if he doesn’t 😭

KARASU AS THE DONKEY just imagine him looking absolutely miserable wearing a pair of donkey ears thirdwheeling otoya and i (jk i would end up leaving otoya for karasu TBH giving him a taste of his own medicine call that reparations #facts)

WE CAN ONLY HOPE THAT IT’S HOTTIES ONLY!! let me meet kiyora himself this time 😭 or better yet yukimiya/karasu 🙏🏻 i think we’re doing jell-o shots at the pregame so idk if safety will be in the cards LMAOOO but fun definitely will be!! i will definitely keep you updated (and you should also lmk what you’re doing for the holiday if you celebrate hehe do you have costume plans or anything??)

ig the good thing is they definitely can’t cut the second fight because that’s when shidou gets electrocuted (this saturday i think!!) so we’ll at least see that but yeah maybe they’ll put it in a flashback or something…it’s just kind of a weird shift LMAOO we had to sacrifice the shidou vs rin fight to get otoya rizzing up karasu and chigiri ig

NOOO IF THEY DO BAROU THE WAY THEY DID HIM IN S1 I’LL CRY to be fair i think that was partially them staying close to the manga because that’s exactly how he looks in the first arc of the manga BUT nagi also looked a little silly back then and 8bit had no problems yassifying him…and they yassified sae in his first appearance so HARD it’s def favoritism i need them to transfer some of that love to barou this season though his goal is such a good moment like truly the peak of bllk

it’s so weird like it’s literally every fall?? august—november i have awful writer’s block and then something happens in late november that unlocks my creativity again and i suddenly write SO MUCH i have no idea why it works like that

LMAOOO i do think that there are some animes where the eyes are too big and they look very childish and bllk characters definitely have bigger eyes compared to like jjk or violet evergarden but it’s not too much to me so i don’t mind it (plus it varies from character to character like nagi chigiri and hiori have huge eyes whereas barou karasu and rin don’t as much) idk smth about the op art style doesn’t do it for me i just have no interest plus it’s so long and i tend to prefer stories with tighter plot lines than something with no end in sight

RSEU MIGHT BE WHAT CONVERTS ME INTO A SHIDOU FAN help him trying to be a matchmaker and everyone running away from him is just such a funny image in my mind you know he’d be so upset that no one wants his advice too 😭 and him actually cooking too like he somehow gets everyone with their soulmates once they listen to him but the majority of the plot is just him coming up with ways to get the blue lockers to believe in him and his wisdom 😩

HAHAHA ISN’T THAT WHAT HAPPENED WITH US??? like you saw i mentioned karasu in cherry tree so you sent the request for fwtkac and here we are now ☝🏻 but real isagi kaiser and ness will never make me swerve and trust the itoshis are still opps i just see the vision sometimes with the edits yk…i’d still not swerve for them by a long shot 🙂‍↔️ agreed maybe it’s because he’s in third place but barou isn’t quite enough to make me swerve especially because it’s easy to write him as someone unromantic?? like even in pursuit where he’s so cool (pre death and possession ofc) i don’t find myself being like “i wish he was the male lead and someone else was reader’s cousin” meanwhile karasu and surprisingly OTOYA are making me kinda want to swerve a bit (mostly because the otoya x reader dynamic is SO FUNNY and when i originally had the idea for pursuit [in the pre-hollyhock days actually] it was meant to be an otoya story with tullia and karasu on the side!! but then i swerved to nagi because of course i did it’s NAGI and tullireo was born so that agenda was scrapped but the vibes and dynamic between otoya and reader are still kinda there…definitely lessened but they have a lot of goofy silly moments together and that’s why a lot of arcs are the two of them up to stuff (like the arc with the abuse ring) instead of reader and nagi 😭 sigh…otoya x reader pursuit you will always be famous [it was a lot more serious in that version too like otoya being a ninja and instead of his clan being exiled it was just him and pursuit reader was much more like hollyhock reader there]) don’t get me started on pursuit karasu SDLKFJHS it’s a lose lose situation there because if i made karasu the main man i would swerve to nagi that’s why i’ve decided that in the future i can never make both of them important in the same story (the only thing i would change about pursuit is switching karasu and otoya to be bachira and isagi because then tabieita are elite four candidates which makes sense with them being former top six members and there’s no chance of swerving because i’ve never been into isagi OR bachira…only thing with that is then we wouldn’t get the glorious found family dynamics of reader karasu otoya and tullia so it all worked out in the end ig)

RIGHT TOMORROW IS LITERALLY NOVEMBER THAT’S INSANEEEE that also means we’ve been talking for about a third of a year now 🥹 KSDHFDS please our combined brainpower is too insane we always come up with genius ideas in our convos…YES OTOYA BFB IS IN FACT STILL IN THE LEAD IT’S INSANE i’m kinda proud of eita though 🤩 like aww one of the first few fics that comes up for him (disregarding smaus and blurbs because those don’t count as fics in my mind) is literally him being a loser and accidentally liking a girl so much he learns how to fix himself just so she’ll date him that’s so cute GIVE ME MORE OF THAT OTOYA we talk about how bfb karasu is peak karasu but bfb OTOYA is up there too in my mind 😩 also yeah LMAO i think part of it is that seabird ended up on the one recommendation post SKDLJFHS but admittedly the banter in seabird is some of my best work they are SO funny in it like if canon sae was like seabird sae i’d actually probably like him he’s so funny loser dumbass coded also it’s like my oldest blue lock work (besides peregrine) so it’s had a lot more time to gather notes ☝🏻

SDKJFHS no literally the careless whisper audio had me LAUGHINGGGG it’s a good edit IN a meme way if that makes sense like the memes about it are the reason why it works so well somehow?? and YESSS the yukimiya smirk is sooooo dreamy like it just suits him so well and ESPECIALLY the rough and tumble au of him…like i said in that post third selection/u20 yuki feels like he was set up to be someone so different and the smirk is such a good example of that even if it’s a more innocuous example 🙂‍↕️ anyways episode four was truly one for the books i’m hoping episode five lives up to it fr

[tortan-saarbruccan]

JusticeLeague0815

YTA. I mean there's definitely some shit going down in your life right now but your "friend" is definitely right in saying that you don't trust him. After all you came here instead of just talking to him. Especially because it seems like he is the one to always save you from the shit going down around you. Cant believe I'm giving out relationship advice to people on the internet now but just. talk. to. him.

wrtlbrmpft

i totally agree, OP's friend seems to care very much for him and by keeping him away he's already hurting him. Also are you sure those mysterious men that are after you really exist?

themanthemyththelegend

dude did you not read the text. op literally said hes been attaked twice already. also is noone gonna talk about the fact op literally confessed to comitting a crims?

wrtlbrmpft

Start to write properly and maybe then I will give a shit.

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IchundmeinHoelzer (original poster)

Nobody asked about your fucking relationship advice. So how about you just shut your face. Also Leo and I are good friends so you can shove your quotation marks up your ass.

JusticeLeague0815

touchy touchy

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fussballhoernchen80

I know that's you, schürk. And yes, you are definitely the asshole here, even more so than usual. I don't know how he puts up with you every day. Probably a good bit of trauma-bonding happening.

PS: Du bringst am Montag besser Hörnchen mit, sonst zeige dem Subjekt deines Usernamens diesen thread.

igotinvested

omg. do you know op personally? is it all of that true about his father? so your not the friend, right? do you also work in the mafia?

mansplainer1000

you cant really believe that, that's just some rando who thought he was funny

igotinvested

maybe you are blind or dumb but they used a name. a name. they know ops name ergo they know him

mansplainer1000

you ever heard of people lying on the internet? god, are you naive

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ERIS

you couldn't pay me to touch the above thread with a ten-foot pole

markdieter

In Anbetracht des Namens ist diese Aussage recht erotisch.

ERIS

wtf???

Bertelsmann Stiftung

Guten Tag, ich bin ein sogenannter "Bot" der Bertelsmann Stiftung für Meinungsforschung und wurde erschaffen um mit ihrer Hilfe die Welt noch kreativer, effizienter, teamfähiger, begeisterungsfähiger und kreativer zu gestalten.

Wo kaufen sie ihre Hörnchen?

a. Im Supermarkt als Aufbackware

b. Im Supermarkt am Backautomaten

c. Bei einer großen Bäckereikette

d. Bei der Bäckerei ihres Vertrauens

e. Ich backe meine Hörnchen selbst (falsche Antwort)

Vielen Dank für ihre Teilnahme.

masterofdisaster

hoooly sh*t, how did you get a blank space in your username?

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GHive

masterofdisaster

YES. Half of OPs problems would probably solve themselves if he and his friend just boned.

GHive

freudenreichesKieselsteinchen

same

igotinvested

Like? OP's friend really said he'd go to the end of the world with him. If that isn't love...

mansplainer1000

delusional, how about you go out and touch some grass?

cynicalbarracuda

says the pot to the kettle

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ERIS

ok, but like, OP's friend is basically the textbook definition of 'I can fix him', right?

iamboatingthem

asgshkfjrbfjfjcns

iamboatingthem

wait. the ops name is Schürk, right? and @fussballhoernchen80 said something about 'the subject of his username', that would be the other guy, right? so we got two names and a ship... The question is now: is it Schölzer or Hörk?

IchundmeinHoelzer (original poster)

I don't know what boats have to do with this shit but i don't recall asking for your opinion on my relationship status. So fuck right off.

masterofdisaster

relationship status, you say? Well that's easy: the biggest 'it's complicated' you'll ever see.

whyamihere666

ngl they do seem pretty close...

igotinvested

Is noone else gonna point out that OP probably is mafioso? I mean his father stole money which OP now found, there are multiple men after him who want the money and instead of going to the police he just keeps it? Not to forget that his father faked being murdered by his own son and committed suicide! The question now is: Does OP's friend know that OP's in the mafia? Because if he doesn't i can totally understand OP's refusal to talk to him about it. Very sweet of him to protect him from that.

mansplainer1000

Should have known I would find one of you in this thread...

igotinvested

i don't know what your implying there and i don't know why you care

orthographie-checker

*you're

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masterofdisaster

the real question is: what is going on with @igotinvested and @mansplainer1000 and who will get the rights to the inevitable 200k slowburn, enemies-to-lovers plot?

igotinvested

har har, i dont know what the dude wants from me

whyamihere666

seems pretty superficial of you to assume it's a man

masterofdisaster

tbh only a man would use he/him pronouns for a person they don't know anything about

also not so sure this is the right word

cynicalbarracuda

dudes literally called himself mansplainer

deancas4life

me, every time i see @igotinvested and @mansplainer1000: RIP Steve Yockey

igotinvested

Guys, did you see what @fussballhoernchen80 wrote? We now know OP is called Schürk and is probably German. And OP called his friend Leo and as @iamboatingthem pointed out, Hoelzer ist probably also a reference to his friend. So we can assume his friend is called Leo Hoelzer, right?

mansplainer1000

god, are you still here? how many times do i habe to tell you, this is just a big, fat load of bullshit. also that was dutch not german

masterofdisaster

*cue romantic music playing*

mansplainer1000

what the fuck is your problem, man

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asumfufulna

i dunno, i think the dude just lives in a movie

funniestangelinthegarrison

more like a series

funniestangelinthegarrison

a series of unfortunate events

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there's a part two now

Am I the asshole for not telling my best friend about the money my dad stole 25 years ago?

My (32m) best friend (32m) recently figured out that I have found the money that my now-deceased father stole about 25 years ago during a bank heist.  About 16  years ago my best friend hit my father with a shovel that sent him into a coma for 15 years probably saving my life in the process. He then woke up about a year ago, killed himself and made it look like a murder, framing me for his own suicide. My best friend helped me prove my innocence. However, a lot of men know about my father and the money he stole and are currently trying to get their hands on it. They already attacked me when I was in prison after I got arrested for my father's alleged murder.  Since then I got attacked another time, but I was easily able to handle it.

I know that my best friend just wants to protect me after everything that we went through together but I don’t want him to get involved even more than he already is. He told me he would go to the end of the world with me but I really don’t want him to. It will only get him hurt. I will only get him hurt. But now he is extremely mad at me for not telling him about the money and actively lying to him when he was asking what was going on. He accused me of only trusting myself. Am I the asshole?

Edit: My best friend's feelings for me or my feelings for him are not relevant to this conversation. Stop arguing about that.  

[queerlyhalloween]

Omg I've also had to explain the whole "you know the smiler is probably the safest rollercoaster in the world right now??" thing and people just do not get it.

Like "ya but they lost a leg so the ride isn't safe" ok but the ride literally did what it was supposed to do and stopped safely. It was overridden because of human error and that could happen anywhere, and is actually more likely at other parks right now because alton towers are gonna make damn sure it doesn't happen there again while some operators at other parks will go "couldn't happen to us bc we're smarter than that" and get complacent.

"ya but no leg??? So smiler is bad"

But then those same people didn't think twice about fairground rides? And like I love fairgrounds rides but uh I have had to stop the ops from starting the ride because they forgot to put my restraint down before so 😶

(also shout out to Adam from college that approved of going 140mph on the motorway without a seatbelt but said that anyone who went on the smiler obviously didn't care for their own safety)

(hope ur ok w this message i just get very autistic about theme parks and I wanted to let u know I've been there too. Also I agree oblivion is 100% in a different category and I'd never consider someone less of a fan of amusement rides for not liking blivvy bc fuck oblivion is something else)

Yooooooooo! Yah I am also super autistic about theme parks DW you're always welcome to talk to me about rides, sorry for late reply been working a lot (bleh)

Mmm, much like with Chernobyl "human error" is used as a milquetoast way to say "overtired workers", and should be considered as case studies in why workers rights are important for EVERYONE.

I remember at the time the hospital had said to the news they might have to amputate both legs and the lass played hell because she'd just spent like £600 on a tattoo sleeve for her other leg and she was like "I s2g, you DO NOT amputate THIS leg, I JUST had it done!" More annoyed about the prospect of losing those tattoos than the other leg, understandable lol, so the doctors were like "fair enough" and only had to amputate the one

Yeah, I've been to Alton Towers maybe 4 or 5 times as a teen, when my parents moved to England we were only like an hour's drive from Alton so it used to be the "if you fukcing behave we will take you to go on rollercoasters at the end of the year" school trip. I had just about left secondary school by the time they built the smiler though so missed out on that one :( Haven't had the chance to go back yet! (Nemesis holds a special place in my heart, love the coaster, love the blood waterfall) I went to go on Oblivion once to tackle my fear... and then after 20 mins in the queue the ride broke down and I took that as a sign from a higher power lmao

ALSO I was so sad when they got rid of the log flume! It had such good theming! ...Although I understand why. I've probably been to Drayton Manor more than any other theme park and I always hated that bloody boat ride. DEFINITELY needed bars rather than just relying on G-force...

Ohhhh fairground rides really are a different beast! I have gotten actual whiplash on the waltzers before because I'm tall enough now that i can't rest my head against the back unless I slump down in my seat

Had a similar experience with a restraint except I was on some graviton style thingy with carts that spin around a wheel sideways (upright into the air), and while the bar WAS lowered, they seated me (kid, maybe 11 or 12, malnourished as shit so my body-type's probably closer to that of an 8 or 9 yr old) next to a pretty giant dude. So the bar got lowered and its a full foot away from my chest and I just sort of have to lock my limbs against all the surfaces and wrap my legs around the bar like a fucking spider. LEGIT thought i was gonna die on that one.

But you want the epitome of fairground unsafe thrills meets actual rollercoaster speed? Go Blackpool Pleasure Beach! I fucking LOOOOVE Pleasure Beach, there are rides there that were built in the Victorian era, it's got my favourite rollercoaster -a wooden rollercoaster called The Grand National- and it's also got some beastly things

There's this... carousel? It's not exactly a carousel because it's in it's own dedicated room and goes REALLY FUCKING FAST, on the outer lane (there's like 6 lanes of horses!) it's legitimately terrifying, whole things built around an old organ that plays as the ride turns and it lasts AGES, you just have to cling to your horse and hope you dont eat shit on account of the speed

There's also the Steeplechase (idk why they're all horse themed...) this one is more carousel horses except THESE run on tracks, you've got a belt around your waste and their are motorbike style handles sticking out of the horse's head so it's a BIT more secure but if you let go and fell to the side (as is your want i suppose...) you would just be being dragged around by your waist. Now... The "charm" with this one is that as a small child it was quite thrilling, then I took my little brother when I was, oh i dunno 20 maybe?, and WHEN you're an adult, cresting those little jumps (again, horse themed) at maybe 40MPH means you get airtime. Which means you're flung a good foot off the horse for a few seconds and when you reach the BOTTOM of the hill you're gonna come crashing cunt first onto the PORCALINE horse. Which is considerably harder and sharper than an actual horse.

And you stumble off the ride like a cowboy and the attendant laughs at you with a knowingness that tells you he likes this part of his job. A lot.

140MPH?! Do you mean Kilometers?! Otherwise I think Adam's trying to meet the devil lmao

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omg okay so i gotta unpack this bc holy shit this made me feel some shit,, THIS MADE ME FEEL SOME INTENSE STUFF!

like i fr get that beomgyu's character can come off toxic and it kinda sorta is but like that's the thing in here holy shit bc it's so real. like the way you've written beomgyu in this short while I feel so much for this little guy my god,, like him saying shit just for it to heart is so real like cant explain how it was written in the borderline of being juvenile and an actual asshole and omg the reader, the way they are literally dude when they like fucking confront him ans beomgyu actually broke down and they sat down to like comfort him and actually realised what was wrong. like man THIS IS SO LIKE bro thr fact they can get what beomgyu means even if beomgyus character is hard to decode r irl and it's hard to be with them i think ppl like the reader is who they need fr

okay I'm going detailed lmao BUR OMG THIS WAS SO FREAKING GOOD?!! i love the way you write sm it was tugging my heart like it's so intriguing it had me sitting up to unpack that shit omg! you're so so so good op!

★ SCARED! | BEOMGYU , (범규)

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— request. ♡ (anonie, please let me know if u liked it)

“this doesn't even make sense, y/n. you’re literally going crazy.” sarcasm on the tip of his tongue.

“i’m just asking for you to be honest with me, beomgyu! i never know what's in your mind and you make it look like everything it’s my fault!”

“MAYBE IT IS!” he screams directly looking at your face. 

his words are shooting to hurt. he’s not thinking straight - you tell yourself. but you don’t want to sugarcoat everything he’s making you go through.

“pack your things and go, choi beomgyu.”

“fine. it's not like i wanted to stay anymore.” 

when it got so complicated between you two? when did the lines of love become so blurry and gray?

the last months have been miserable with beomgyu. it’s like the walls between him and you only have gotten taller and more apart. whilst yours went down the moment he said “i love you” for the first time.

you can hear him throwing his clothes in a bag. every single sound piercing your heart. he must be doing it loudly on purpose.

did he even love you anymore? your love for him is still the same. even when painful words came out of his mouth. you loved him. you love him.

“i’ll come back and take the rest of things later.” he walks past you with his head low.

before grabbing the door handle, he stops. - “i’m sorry, y/n. i really am. please, please. let me stay.” - beomgyu’s back facing you but the tears can be heard on his voice. 

“why are you doing this to me, beomgyu? why are you making everything so hard?” you answer, trying to hold the tears.

“you can’t handle it…” he whispers. “i don’t want you to know how i truly am. it’s so ugly, y/n.” 

he falls on his knees and starts to sob with his hands on his face. you are quick to run towards beomgyu and hug him so tight. 

he wasn't lying. you’ve never seen beomgyu in such a desperate stage. his heart almost bleeding in his tears, all air being sucked out of his lungs. and he has been holding everything inside. all of this burden and darkness only for him to carry it alone.

you can’t help but ask yourself why he didn't let you know about it earlier. but, right now you just want to hold him closer and closer. 

“i’m so sorry, y/n.” he tries to speak over his sobs.

“it’s okay, baby. it’s all going to be okay now. just… trust me. i’m here for you now.” you pet his hair and kiss it. you’re own tears now wetting it. 

beomgyu turns around quickly and kisses you before you could even realize what’s happening. he’s being so gentle. it’s different from the passionate and lustful kisses you two are so used to giving. 

beomgyu is scared. i can feel it.

“i can lose everything. but not you, y/n. you are the only right thing in my life.”

he’s scared of losing you.

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Episode 4 tears here 🙃

I already know this episode is gonna destroy me bc I know where we are in the story

The question is if they are gonna include that full story line or if they'll split it in 2 bc its a longer storyline in the game

Anyway, actual episode thoughts ->

Once again I am late watching, fucking homework

Ellie this is why you should not have a gun smh

THE FUCKING JOKE BOOKKKKKKK

Perfectly convenient- ou ok they explained the car placements

This is actually before my time!!!! And the song

The PORNNNNNNN

Oooo the collapsed train tracks are cool

Chef boyardee 😌

Omg is Joel gonna mention the fact that he used to be a hunter??

Can I ask you a serious question? Proceeds to tell a fucking joke, I should have fucking known

Joel reassuring ellie that no ones gonna find them, oh my heart

THATS GAME MUSIC RIGHT THEREEEEE

Joel standing vigil 🥺 you know he didn't sleep

You don't like coffee? Lmaoo

Smells like burnt shit. Slurps louder

Im persistent. Yeah he is <3

Um not even tired. Is passed the fuck out two sec later

The hunting rifle is not the gun id be using in this area

Kansas City, my husband is 2 hrs from me :)

Mmmmm yeah that block was there so you WOULD go around and fall into the hunters trap

Ope there's the "injured" dude

Omg its just like the game, even the shouting lmao, perfect

Last chance! How many times have I heard that lmao

I am living for them hunters shouting at Joel lmao

Stab him stab him stab him st- ope not where I thought she'd use the gun

This dudes fakingggggggggg i don't believe him :)

Hey I Joel doesn't get a knife :( shivs only!

Ellie squeezing through a place to open it for Joel, very game mechanic of them

Oooo that fucking car sucks to fight

Them shouting about one dude being dead is so fight mechanic of them

HENRY MY BOY

Kathleen is a girl queen pussy boss

Also this old dude is fucked lmao (ope told you)

Listen i like you kath, can I call you that? But uh, you aren't touching my boy henry or Sam, they're too dear

TOMMMYYYYYYY (his VA for the game anyway)

Lmao why the fuck are they blaming this all on henry wtf

Well I mean it gives more reason for like all the hunters to be hunting joel and ellie

Are you...alright? My husband's worried

Him trying too make ellie feel better about having to hurt the dude 🥺

Joel really isn't good at this lmao (omfg they said that as I was typing)

The faint music!!!!

It wasn't my first time 🥺 oh my child, my girl, my baby

Joel teaching her to hold a gun and use it correctly

But also him trusting her withone earlier in the show than the game 🥺🥺

Shoot your damn ass off lmao

Sam's drawings 🥺🥺🥺

I hope tommys va is helping henry and sam

What in the actual fuck is that?!?!? Bloater????????

Ahhh hes throwing her in!

Whered you be without me? -by now, Wyoming 💀

45 flights? That'd take me a fucking month Jesus fucking christ fuck that

The faint music in the background is gonna be my favorite thing this episode

And there it is he mentioned being a hunter

56 years old you little shit. I really have an issue with older men lmao

Hes def not sleeping again tonight

I dont wanna talk about it. Oh ellie 🥺

It isn't fair your age having to deal with all this - so it gets easier when you get older? -no not really

OMFG Joel’s partially deaf in his right ear!

The diarrhea joke omfg thats a good one, and jiel tlaufhing with her 🥺

My sister is gonna love this episode

Hello Henry and Sam:)

WAIT THATS THE END OF THE EPISODE????

Is that Bella singing that cover ellie sand in the p2 trailer ?!?@?!??@?!?@?@??@

Guys im shitting my pants over this, that better be on spotify right fucking now

I like that ellie saved Joel with the gun sooner than she did in the game

Trailer timeee ->

Yeah things don't look to be going very great

It ends the way it ends

Ope there's my big boy :)

The behind the scenes was really great this episode, full of some really great insight

Ok ok ok The Last of Us episode 1 thoughts below!

• CLIMATE CHANGE?! (Love that honestly)

• Not me sobbing at the intro (I HOPED they'd do something like the games intro so this was a perfect surprise)

• Joels shirt is inside out 😭 (ok noticed this before it was mentioned)

• Let the man have his coffee Sarah

• Gabriel as tommy?! Sounds almost identical omggg

• The neighbors 😭 (oh I understand now.....)(I like how they changed the changing/infected neighbor scene)

• Desert Storm???? 👀

• Sarah fixing the watch instead of getting him a new one 🥺

• Sarah's backpack is so cute omg

• The dog 🥲

• "Drugs. I sell hard-core drugs." Happy screams

• Joel and his shitty movies smh (hope this is ref later with ellie and joels movie nights)

• Dammit Tommy, jail, really??

• Yo wtf grandma. No joke the cordyceps out of her mouth?!?!?

• The truck scene was done so welllllllllll

• Jimmy's place!!!

• The planes (OMFG THE PLANE)

• Ooo the car crash separating them, I approve

• These bitches CREEPY (Love that they have no fine motor control)

• Joel begging 🥲🥲🥲

• That is infact a small child (😭😭😭)(🥲🥲🥲)

• DONT YOU TWENTY YEARS LATER ME YOU BITCHES (both 2014 Hannah and 2023 Hannah)

Sarah's death was sadder here and I stand by that

• The amount of time it takes to change depending on where your bit poster is 👌👌👌

• Joel doing actual work in the QZ is kinda really funny to me (sewer maintenance) (now this is more like it....wait drug dealing??)

• MUSICCCCCCCC

• HANGING?????? IN THE QZ??? BY FEDRA???

• Tess 🥰🥰🥰

• Ooo truck battery and not guns (what about your guy?- He answers to me FUCK YEAH HE DOES....WAIT oh fuck explosion! Well fuck you anyway Robert)

•  ELLIE!! (SHE HAS HER EYEBROW SCAR! And her sense if humor) (veronica?) (unchain my child please)

• Oooo message operator! (TOMMY!) (Slavers 🤔)

• Joel planning a trip already is genius (wtf you doing drinking and doing pills?!)

• The watch 🥲

• Those walls are THIN or that baby is LOUD

• Marleneeeeeee

• I love all the yellow wires, ik in the game it was an obvious way to show you where to go, but u like that its been added to the show

• Oh damn, rip unnamed firefly Marlene talked too, you're dying in the capital (kim) (ope her ear)

• Tell me to look for the light and ill break your jaw 🥰🥰🥰

• Ellie getting water on her face lmao

• The knife 🥺

• Atleast the wrapped the handcuff so it wouldn't hurt her

• Don't talk about Riley bitch, I will fight you

• I like all the water dripping, good touch

• Joel talking construction 🥰🥰🥰

• Ok but that wallpaper in the hallway with the dead Robert, I want

• Well ellie you tried, but Joel is better

• Ellie is in fact feral, love her

• Give ellie her knife dammit (yes ellie I agree that was an asshole move)

• Ope don't mention Tommy

• What are they capable of?- alot ellie, alot

• You all talk it out but please remember I am bleeding out 😭😭😭

• God I love my husband

• Ellies shoes squishing 🤢

• Bill and Frank 🥺

• Your watch us broken 🥲

• Ok but why is all the wallpaper cute in this episode?!

• Ellie figuring out the radio code shes so smart i love her

• That door (or whatever you wanna call it) was hidden perfectly omg

• Worst time to take a piss (hahahahaha honestly fuck that guy)

• Pedro's eyes 😩 (oh fuck wait hes fucking that guy upppp)

• PTSD!!!

• THE RADIOOOOOOOOO

• THE RADIO AS IT PANS OVER THE CITY AND WE HEAR INFECTED?!? so good

• The trailer!

• The city landscapes 😩😩😩

• Frank!!!!

• There's no halfway with this, we finish what we started *indistinct screeching*

If you read all this PLEASE send me Joel thoughts, I wanna talk about my husband! Also if you want me to explain any of these ASK MEEEE!! Also, Also, I'll be doing this for every episode so if wanna be tagged in these just if be down 👉👈

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Episode 6!

Before episode thoughts->

Sooooo excited to see Tommy and our wife Maria <3

Also excited for the farmhouse!!!!!

Anyway onto the episode ->

THREE MONTHS LATER

rabbits 😏 (if you know you know)

Ope

The guns all the way over there

Oh man I love these two!

Theyre like 1000 lmao

I FUCKING LOVE THESE TWO

We see the bodies they leave behind 😳 wtf?

Ellie! Don't steal omfg

JOEL WTF HAPPENING

Panic attack?

Hes taping his boot together 🥺

Aww shes so cute looking at the northern lights

Can I have some? No Joel you shouldn't even be drinking

Yup still gross lmao

Wait this looks like that one concept art scene! Are they gonna start making jokes and laughing

I would raise sheep. They're quiet and do what they're told. Lmao

Ellie and her love if space 🥺

Joel’s trying to comfort her 🥺🥺🥺

Sheep ranches on the moon

Joel grabbing his back when he gets up

Joel's coat looks really nice and warm, I want

God that shot of them crossing the bridge with the mountains in the back is beautiful

SHES TRYING TO WHISTLE

THE DAMMMMMMM

The river of death really has me freaking out

The circling on horses is giving, LoTR when they arrive in Rivendel

Ellie seems to be scared of dogs, nm

Joel?! Ok this panic has got to be fixed omfg MY anxiety can't take it

Maria my LOVEEEEEEEEEE

I like that they actually go into Jackson in the show

The dude moving a single piece if fire wood with a shovel is me frfr

Awwww reunion 🥲

The dining hall looks just like the game!!!

Let's mind our manners. Does ellie even have any?? Love her

Maria is my wife, Tommy watch your back

Love herrrrrrrr

SHEEP

Wait i just realized Joel said he wanted to be a sheep farmer, in p2 the game ellie becomes a sheep farmer with dina

Shimmer!

Man they both have a dependency on each otherrrrrr

Sigh Joel why'd you lie about tess

Us? Oohhhh Joel wasn't planning on ditching ellie with Tommy

Ah man these two are bickering like brothers

Im gonna be a father!!!!! Screaming

Damn Joel thats coldddd

Im starting to get the feeling it's not gonna be rebar that takes Joel out, he's gonna have a heart issue or pneumonia or something

Ellie in pink, I never thought I'd see the day lmao

DIVA CUP

The jackettttt

Ooohhh i love the stained glass

Gasp did Maria loose someone to?? A kid??

Awww i love my wifeeee

My woman was a lawyer, love her

She was a mom!

Sarah was Joel's daughter!!

The only people hat can betray us, are the ones we trust. FORESHADOWINGGGGG

A kiddo with down syndrome!!!! That means everything

Joel's hand still bothering him

Tommy being the bigger man 🥺

Ope hes telling Tommy

Oh hes telling Tommy EVERYTHING

Aww hes telling Tommy about Henry

Omfg his anxietyyyy

Omg im gonna cry stoo this shit joel

JOELLLLLLLLL STOP

Ope now he's pushing for Tommy to take her

Stop crying Joel omfg I can't handle it

Man this place looks just like it did in the game

Oh fuck the farmhouse scene is about to happen isn't it?!?

Oh she overheard them talking 🥲🥲

The giraffe picture!

The way Joel’s face just DROPPED

Everybody i have cared for has died, or left me. Everybody, fucking except for you! So don't tell me I'd be safer with someone else because the truth is I'd just be more scared. 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲

The PAIN in Bella's eyes 🥲🥲

Oh bes having flashbacks to Sarah 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲

Did Tommy never show up?

Ope nm

Whats gonna happen to change Joel’s mind?

Let's go. I love her

Please please please please let her name the horse Callus

Can I borrow that? Me fucking too! I remember the p2 flashback he's got a nice fucking gun

Man Maria being pregnant is gonna change SO much during p2

You gonna shot this thing or get it pregnant? I'm rolling

The fucking musicccccccc, this is the end credit song and im living

Hes opening up to her more 🥲

Yeah we were cool.

Everybody loved condtractors.... Joel idk if thats true lmao

AH! They're talking about football!

I've got a BAD feeling

God riding through the university is 😩👌

When I was a kid I wanted to be a singer 🥲🥲

This is all so good and close to the gameee

Monkeys!

Man I wanna learn to ride a horse but my body image issues would never let me

Man even the inside of the uni looks like the game!

Its soooo much like the game im freaking outtt

Are they gonna find the recording from the doctor?

Nice! A convenient map lol

Hunters??? David's bitches!

Oh fuckk

Whats gonna happen????

Ahhhhhh he broke his neck like....oh fuck me

Dude shanked my husband!

Oh no, oh no, oh no

JOEL?!

Joel you gotta get up. I can't do this without you. 🥲

Please. Joel, please. 🥲🥲

Not the sad fucking cover of Depeche Mode!

Im over this show, fuck off omfg (a totally untrue statement)

Trailer ->

Oh no.....oh no....OH NO

Im not ready for Left Behind

Oh my sweet child

Ok ok ok The Last of Us episode 1 thoughts below!

• CLIMATE CHANGE?! (Love that honestly)

• Not me sobbing at the intro (I HOPED they'd do something like the games intro so this was a perfect surprise)

• Joels shirt is inside out 😭 (ok noticed this before it was mentioned)

• Let the man have his coffee Sarah

• Gabriel as tommy?! Sounds almost identical omggg

• The neighbors 😭 (oh I understand now.....)(I like how they changed the changing/infected neighbor scene)

• Desert Storm???? 👀

• Sarah fixing the watch instead of getting him a new one 🥺

• Sarah's backpack is so cute omg

• The dog 🥲

• "Drugs. I sell hard-core drugs." Happy screams

• Joel and his shitty movies smh (hope this is ref later with ellie and joels movie nights)

• Dammit Tommy, jail, really??

• Yo wtf grandma. No joke the cordyceps out of her mouth?!?!?

• The truck scene was done so welllllllllll

• Jimmy's place!!!

• The planes (OMFG THE PLANE)

• Ooo the car crash separating them, I approve

• These bitches CREEPY (Love that they have no fine motor control)

• Joel begging 🥲🥲🥲

• That is infact a small child (😭😭😭)(🥲🥲🥲)

• DONT YOU TWENTY YEARS LATER ME YOU BITCHES (both 2014 Hannah and 2023 Hannah)

Sarah's death was sadder here and I stand by that

• The amount of time it takes to change depending on where your bit poster is 👌👌👌

• Joel doing actual work in the QZ is kinda really funny to me (sewer maintenance) (now this is more like it....wait drug dealing??)

• MUSICCCCCCCC

• HANGING?????? IN THE QZ??? BY FEDRA???

• Tess 🥰🥰🥰

• Ooo truck battery and not guns (what about your guy?- He answers to me FUCK YEAH HE DOES....WAIT oh fuck explosion! Well fuck you anyway Robert)

•  ELLIE!! (SHE HAS HER EYEBROW SCAR! And her sense if humor) (veronica?) (unchain my child please)

• Oooo message operator! (TOMMY!) (Slavers 🤔)

• Joel planning a trip already is genius (wtf you doing drinking and doing pills?!)

• The watch 🥲

• Those walls are THIN or that baby is LOUD

• Marleneeeeeee

• I love all the yellow wires, ik in the game it was an obvious way to show you where to go, but u like that its been added to the show

• Oh damn, rip unnamed firefly Marlene talked too, you're dying in the capital (kim) (ope her ear)

• Tell me to look for the light and ill break your jaw 🥰🥰🥰

• Ellie getting water on her face lmao

• The knife 🥺

• Atleast the wrapped the handcuff so it wouldn't hurt her

• Don't talk about Riley bitch, I will fight you

• I like all the water dripping, good touch

• Joel talking construction 🥰🥰🥰

• Ok but that wallpaper in the hallway with the dead Robert, I want

• Well ellie you tried, but Joel is better

• Ellie is in fact feral, love her

• Give ellie her knife dammit (yes ellie I agree that was an asshole move)

• Ope don't mention Tommy

• What are they capable of?- alot ellie, alot

• You all talk it out but please remember I am bleeding out 😭😭😭

• God I love my husband

• Ellies shoes squishing 🤢

• Bill and Frank 🥺

• Your watch us broken 🥲

• Ok but why is all the wallpaper cute in this episode?!

• Ellie figuring out the radio code shes so smart i love her

• That door (or whatever you wanna call it) was hidden perfectly omg

• Worst time to take a piss (hahahahaha honestly fuck that guy)

• Pedro's eyes 😩 (oh fuck wait hes fucking that guy upppp)

• PTSD!!!

• THE RADIOOOOOOOOO

• THE RADIO AS IT PANS OVER THE CITY AND WE HEAR INFECTED?!? so good

• The trailer!

• The city landscapes 😩😩😩

• Frank!!!!

• There's no halfway with this, we finish what we started *indistinct screeching*

If you read all this PLEASE send me Joel thoughts, I wanna talk about my husband! Also if you want me to explain any of these ASK MEEEE!! Also, Also, I'll be doing this for every episode so if wanna be tagged in these just if be down 👉👈