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gayberdnird · 6 months ago

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Oh she definitely left a piece of nerve behind oh my god this hurts so baaaad

#FUCK MY TEETH MAN THIS SUCKS

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monkesupreme · 2 months ago

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Maybe i SHOULD draft out my ‘Clark is a SuperPlant’ propaganda post

#chattin #due to. recent tags that resonated w me #im already someone that loathes the ‘theyre completely alien AND they conveniently look AND function exactly the same as a human’ trope #esp when they have the nerve to make them PROCREATE w humans wo any defects whatsoever #ur lying ur unimaginative u suck !!!!#so my compromise is always like #fine. the point is that they have to blend in very well. i will concede on that front #but god as my witness i will make him so fucked up internally.#u should xray him and see a fucking mess of organs pumping in bizarre places #things that let him see things w a microscopic lens #things that let him exist in a vacuum bc he doesnt need to Breathe #u should get him in a red sun room and realize hes still able to exist unharmed in a vacumm and go hey man. what the fuck .#going to reach max tags bc i never seem to behave myself no matter what im yelling about #i need bruce to sit down and finally read whatever kryptonian text is floating around #and realize clark- despite his mammalian appearance- is far more linked to plants than anything else #a plant w TEETH and EYES and somehow became a predator instead of staying as a plant #HOWWW did u evolve into what u are now? what did ur ancestors look like??? a daisy???#if u look at any kryptonian species youd see that all of them behave like clark- like they all evolved in a similar way #saw a post (i GOTTA find it again) that said that clark is brownskinned which seems a little silly when u compare it to human melanin #but that sunlight makes for a healthy kryptonian and their skin will show it #and paleskinned kryptonians are seeking out more sun and starving for it. like. ouuuu.#i wont add that to my own hcs but its that kinda shit i love sooo much #get so caught up on trying to make him human in ur eyes that u end up misunderstanding him entirely #love him #xenobio #for tagging

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piowasthere · 7 months ago

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so imma be honest

i don't like this.

but imma post it anyway bc... well- it's kinda already made-

and ik there's gonna be someone out there that's gonna turnsie over it so might as well

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justafriendofxanders · 1 year ago

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sorry for the meme format that's apparently nearing a DECADE old but i unironically feel a shiver down my spine any time someone mentions buffy being rebooted

#i can SEE the fucking netflix machine stamping it into the LA winx club/wednesday mold and it makes me want to tear apart #a chain link fence with my teeth #i've watched too much bad tv recently and i don't know who to blame but it fucking sucks out here man #can we stop writing tv like it's a bad novel and/or a collection of Funny Tweets xd #there's no fucking SUBSTANCE these days it's just one nonsensical twitter draft after another #if there's a tiktok plot i will kms in front of the writer's room and forever change the trajectory of their bond. for better or worse idc #also if they cast an actor younger than me to play spike i'll- i'll- i'll oh boy you don't even KNOW how worked up i can get about #this imaginary scenario i just made up in my head #buffyposting #btvs #*specifying 'gen z' here because if the main thrust of your reboot pitch is that the show is the same but less universal i will eat you ali

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the-kipsabian · 1 month ago

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honestly i just wanna go home and cry, christmas sucks

#it fucking sucks being 32 years old and caring so much about christmas gifts...#maybe im a spoiled fucking brat but when you get a single gift and its a few pair of socks that are too big for you to wear it just kinda #feels like a kick to the teeth after the effort you put into making and putting your gift together #like they are nice socks and i like socks but when thats all you get after watching everyone else get cool and useful stuff and its just...#idk man. it took so much of me not to cry on the spot #i dont know. im sad i dont feel appreciated my existence means fucking nothing to these people #and also my wisdom tooth has been a bitch this entire time and shit hurts and im just done being alive and awake #i hope your holidays are going better #night is an absolute mess on main

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anemicjellyfish · 4 months ago

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Oh I am having some UNHOLY thoughts about this...

Horny posting in the tags. My apologies if yall actually read those. I don't do this often, just this once.

#like. striker if you could maybe move that wine glass to make room for my head?#or perhaps i could drink from it where it is now?#if youd rather drink the wine then thats fine... but i will beg you to spit it in my mouth #i am un-fucking-well man. just sink those teeth into my neck and suck me dry if you wont let me suck you off #i 🥵🥵✨️🫠 i just 🍆💦 one night. one round. one dirty fuck is all im askin'

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coridallasmultipass · 2 months ago

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Me, the other night: "I may be going through a fuck of a life situation, but it could always be worse if I broke a flower pot in the shower again."

Me, today, waking up with a swollen and painful mouth infection:

#im in too much pain to find a better react #im so fucking tired #when will life stop throwing me multiple curveballs?? i dont even know how to juggle!!#im just getting hit in the face with each curveball. and it feels like it today too holy shit #im in the middle of teeth alignments for treating my tmj pain idk how im gonna go thru another root canal #my first root canal was only preceeded by hot/cold sensitivity. it never got swollen or hot #im so exhausted man. at least the regular dentist can see me today and hopefully give me antibiotics #im on immunosuppressants so i was crying this morning like damn im gonna have to go to the er for this i wont survive the weekend #im so upset tho it took me forever to fill my last prescription. so dont jinx it but i might still need to keep that er plan on hold #the good thing ab that tho is my back mri is tomorrow which is at the local er so i can do the mri and walk right over if needed #i just dont understand how this could happen i brush and floss after everything i eat or drink (so at least 3 times a day. thoroughly.)#bad genetics and stress strikes again i guess #vent #Cori.exe #Post.exe #god and i spent the last 2 days stress picking my face too so i look ROUGH right now #everything sucks lol #its right over where my wisdom tooth would have been too so like. way back there. im gonna be drinking soup for weeks #rip coris jaw. never had a chance

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aromanticasterisms · 5 months ago

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ALSO. seeing certain incredibly plot-relevant npcs in the main chapters of this game after completing some of the routes is sending me. i see titania and i immediately burst into tears. i pull vennia aside and go hey listen if you want to kidnap me to set your sister free and give my friends a reason to destroy this murder tree i am 100% on board. i see dromi and i start swinging. I See You Villain. get therapy

#personal stuff #cafe enchante #seeing titania in routes other than canus's makes me want to cry she's never going to get up from that fucking chair :((((#vennia in ignis's route saying that ignis would burn down the world tree. bestie were you taking notes or #ignis in the main route going it's my creed to never kill anyone. and i just suck in a huge breath through my teeth. got bad news bud #ALSO. speaking of. these two warning kotone abt rindo in the beginning is SO goddamn funny to me #ignis: here's a way to defend yourself against this man we don't trust in case he tries anything #canus without hesitation: Kill Him.#like shdafkfh. god.#ignis said i won't kill anyone!! i have a creed against killing!!#and canus said i don't. give me the gun #him being the one to confront ignis in his route after the Reveal is so funny #ignis finds out he accidentally murdered people because of something he couldn't control and is having a crisis #and canus who has been pretty much forced to kill people since the moment he was born goes damn. that's crazy

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counterspellthisyoucasual · 10 months ago

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It’s all “what about the kids” “think of the children!” But when the children are growing up into an unliveable world, where they will have to work and rent for the rest of their measly lives? There’s no outcry, because that benefits them.

#I fucking hate capitalism man #it sucks so much #eat the rich #fucking kill them #I abhor the death penalty #but at this point I’ll grind them between my teeth myself

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cyphyra · 2 years ago

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me: man, the status of my teeth is actually starting to actively scare me, with random little twinges of pain, i wonder if id be able to start just cranking out comms to get my wisdom teeth removed-- that seems like it'd be a cheap procedure considering you're SUPPOSED to get them out at some point in your life in like 80% of cases--

google: if you're uninsured, fuck you you're probably gonna need to pay like 700$ minimum PER TOOTH

me: ...GUESS I'LL LET EM ROT THEN

#cyspeaks #US healthcare is a fucking joke man #its not even like im in constant pain or anything #i just know that my bottom wisdom teeth are like growing into my jawbone and right now it's simply uncomfortable #i know it can very easily turn into something much worse tho and im skating that line super thin rn #on the one hand i want to finally get hired somewhere so i can have money and insurance so i dont have to pay that much #but on the other hand having a job sucks and having to do one while in a constant state of discomfort/pain doesnt sound appealing #so fuck me ig #just wish i could live in a fantasy world where you dont even need to worry abt general health decline other than age

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intertexts-moving · 1 year ago

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the thing is like. it has been a very good year. all things considered. like i genuinely do think the years mostly keep improving in small steady increments u know. however. have u considered. i'm not having a very good time!!!!

#have been very mental illness lately. + ummm. overheard my ma making an appt w/ a dermatologist fr a skin cancer screening. which. fucking #sucks and is terrifying. hopefully that comes to nothing but like... if it does. they put all their money into this house!! their first #house!! it is going to be very not good if there r like. Medical bills.#bluh. and also the chronic fatigue has been... Bad. im still living in boxes man. and also like. work & work & im getting wisdom teeth out #in a couple weeks which i cant even begin 2 express how much im not looking forward to... not very cash money.#txt

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maddogmp3 · 2 years ago

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sotd.

#sotd 2023 #vent incoming!!#grits my teeth. today has (so far) kind of fucking sucked #guy who did my tattoo kept complaining about me 'wiggling' SORRY ? U ARE STABBING MY FUCKING STOMACH ?#I CANNOT HELP THAT MY STOMACH KEEPS SUCKING IN LIKE THAT SHIT FUCKING HURTS SORRY???#and then when i got home and went to lock my car MY CAR KEY FUCKING SNAPPED AND BROKE #so i went to autozone liike 'HEY MY CAR KEY BROKE CAN U HELP??'#and they told me to go to another autozone store somewhere else and im like. fuck man. i'll do that tomorrow #and i go to starbucks bcuz ive had a rough day and i want a silly treat for myself #and 1) i realize I LOST MY FUCKIGN WALLET #and 2) THEY WERE OUT OF THE SYRUP TO MAKE MY DRINK BUT I THINK THEY WERE LYING TO ME. I WORK THERE IVE SEEN THE BACK OF THE STORE #WE DEFINITELY HAD MORE #BUT LIKE. FUCK ITS WHATEVER MAN #ITS JUST ITS WHATEVER #im going to drink my monster and play omori and cuddle with my cat

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blazewatergem · 2 years ago

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Y’all ever have stuff you know you have to do, but because of something ELSE, your brain is picking a third option to do because stress?

And then you just…Are Not doing anything?

I think I’m there at the moment.

#I need to do chores #I need to eat #but because I’m stressed and worrying about tomorrow #my brain is screaming for video game #context: I’m going to the dentist tomorrow for check up AND cavity filled #which I’ve never done before #so I’m kind of scared #but also I know they’ll bring up my wisdom teeth again #which surgery scares me shitless so Not Doing Well #fucking nerves man they SUCK #talking fire

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sucktacular · 2 years ago

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If my roommate starts being loud with his gf tonight I'm gonna start biting things and mauling and maiming and killing and slaughtering

#sucktacular sucks #im havingthe worst fucking day and ill rip his door apart with my own teeth if #they start that nonsense tonight #idc idc idc im tired of it!!!!!!!!!!#GHRRRAAAAH #im not talking normal ass loudness level shit like #if you know you know #motherfucking fucking grrhhh #at least im not fucked up sad anymore yehaw im gonna rat many chip #eat #fucking ready to rip a whole man apart

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phagodyke · 7 months ago

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argh..

#dont wanna rain on anyones parade but iwtv ep7 missed the mark a lot for me i was disappointed in a lot of the writing choices #but glad i watched it w my roommate so we could pick it apart after #man. went for a walk and it made me feel so tired i feel rly dizzy and sick #and ive been feeling better today. but a lot of that is just determination not to feel worse and i have to hold it together now shes backw #im just so so so tired everhthings taken so much out of me these past few months. and im still not doing very well #and i dont know what to do with that or where to take it i feel so helpless and alone. and its fine i know ill get through it #but it just really really sucks feeling so bad so much of the time its so painful and exhausting and isolating #started crying as soon as she left to go to bed im struggling to keep it all in one place and i just want. things that are unfair to want #i know shes not able to be sympathetic or emotionally present w me in the way i want her to and i really appreciate that she lets me talk #and makes an effort to spend time w me n does so much i cant ask for anything else but i just. i dont know what i need right now #everything is so unreal and everyong feels so far away i feel so untouchable and i cant shake the unwanted feeling and its not anyones #fault its all on me its my stupid broken ass brain and im so so tired i dont even know anymore #im going to go to bed bc i have fucking work tomorrow. up at 6:30 and packed schedule and overtime 👍#all while exhausted and then crashing from meds andnthen ill come home and pretend its fine to her and do nothing and cry again and sleep #rinse and repeat its just been a difficult week im sorry its not anyone elses fault #need to brush my teeth ufgh. i dont know if i can stand up again my head hurts #.vent

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stranger-awakening · 7 months ago

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issue i'm having at the moment is i need to write hannah's birthday present because it's exactly a month until their birthday and i've barely started it but i literally do not have the motivation or energy to do that every time i open the doc i can barely look at the thing

#definitely bit off more than i can chew with it and on one hand i do that every year #but for reason this time its Really causing problems #and i mean i know why there's a lot Going On at the moment inside my little brain so this makes sense #but it fucking sucks man #so instead im writing a silly little fluff fic for a cartoon that ended in 2008 l m a o #for some reason i can do that just fine (if a little like pulling teeth because it usually is when its a new pairing ive never written for)#jess rants about life

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