#FUCK I FORGOT THAT TAG SORRY /gen

[henriiiii-1001old]

i completely forgot to post this oops FGBHNJM

i drew this a while back after vol 4 came out and i just completely forgot to post it lol

anyways, this is kinda my hc for what canon intruder looks like in the three forms we know him as (aka tv man, intruder, and stanley from left to right). i personally think he looks p cool here so ye :D

enjoy!!! hopefully i'll post the doodles i promise i'd post soon bc ive been procrastinating on that a l o t and im super sorry for that

[happi-tree]

#30!!!

Hi there, lovebird! It's been a minute but I'm so happy to see you :D Hope you're having a lovely day 💗💗💗 (here's a candy for u btw 🍬)

30. Is there a ship you like but you dislike the fandom?

Ooooh, jeez. This would be I think more to do with how small the fandom is (I'm sure there's 2 or 3 fantastic people out there and they are literal godsends but I simply don't interact with the fandom much at all bc I've moved to other media) than how unlikeable the fandom is but! I really like Talia of Xeris and Auriana of Volta from Lolirock together! They're also kind of a rarepair so there's that as well.

I mean, just look at them! They're very cute together (Talia's on the left and Auriana's on the right). AND they've got complementary color schemes so what's not to love??? 🧡💙

[sambuuck-illuminated]

Hello! I'm contacting you as one of the mods in PokeMagma events. We have noted your amazing contribution to the session, it's really well drawn! ^^ But unfortunately we are concerned about whether the image is suitable for the session-- Like you know everyone is welcome to the session as long as they follow the rules. One of our rules is "keep it PG." We have noted that it's a very vague rule and we actually forgot to add some clarification to it. So we have now added: "Any questionable ship content is off limits, either directly or suggested." This is not your fault! We should've been more clear about it before.

Our problem is that you're giving exposure to your au's that have blankshipping content. Imagine a situation if someone who's not comfortable with blankshipping will find that content via your twitter/tumblr handle and checks the au's that you drew in the session. Everyone trusts that no-one draws blankshipping content on the session so that would come as a surprise to them.

You're still verry much welcomed to the next events if you still want to join us! ^^ I hope that you'll understand our reasoning why we'll remove that drawing from the final edit. Feel free to contact/reply me or @/pokemagma anytime if you want to say or ask anything about the matter! Thank you for joining us!

it is near midnight my time and i am tired and pissed off, so i'm sorry if i'm coming off as harsh

for folks who haven't seen it, this was my piece for the magma. it took me 11 hours to complete, and i was really proud of it. the piece itself is not shippy, it is PG. this piece did not break the magma rules that you published online.

some of my aus have been written for ship, some have been written for gen, some i've written both, some i haven't written at all yet. this is going to come as an absolute mindfuck for some folk here, but i am allowed to draw my aus in whatever way i want. for this piece i drew them as not shippy, out of respect for folk who don't enjoy that content. removing it from the magma edit because i've written ship for it in the past is shit.

and honestly the reasoning of "what if they look you up?" to be fucking bullshit. so what if folk look me up and find content they don't like? fam i trust them to go "oh! this content isn't for me!" and close the fucking browser window like the fucking adults they are. my shit is tagged on my art blog, my ao3 and my twitter - i trust that folk are knowledgeable enough to know how filters work and how to avoid content they don't want to see.

you tell me that i'm welcome to return - how am i welcome to return when you remove something i worked hard on and the reasoning is "you broke rules we didn't tell you about and we can't risk folk looking up your content"? i get that the filthy blankshippers aren't meant to have feelings but friend cmon. if you spent eleven hours on something only for a moderator to remove it because they "forgot to clarify" a rule and they don't want people looking you up, you'd be real upset too.

in addition to this, while i was drawing i was approached by one of your mods. after confirming I wasn't drawing ship art, they proceeded to tell me how many complaints they received because i was there and had been drawing on the last magma

to be clear, my first magma was in june. last month. the shiny pokemon magma. folk were complaining to you about me when i wasn't even drawing submas.

i don't think this is about the art, honestly. i think you just got tired of folk complaining about me and wanted me out

[i-am-an-arson-enthusiast]

Here at i-am-an-arson-enthusiast, we i am dedicated to bringing you top quality content such as but not limited to: gay things, random thoughts, and even live arson that you don't even have to tune into!!

hi this is my intro post :D

Hiiii!!

here, have some basic info about me :3

name: anything goes pretty much but please use multiple names :] HOWEVER not neptune as that is reserved for @marcysbear :3c

OBLIGITORY QUEER SECTION!! i say that like i dont actively want this here. anyway! the labels i use are queer, bi, lesbian, gay, genderfluid, trans, gnc, non binary, genderqueer and arospec. arospec as in i am largely aromantic and use that as an umbrella term, however i am capable romantic attraction/ am flexible with such labels bc its all bullshit anyway.

i have audhd! i get hyperfixation and sometimes talk abt that if i so wish and my special interests are space and generally queer shit. also pls use tone tags i will think u hate me im too anxious for my own good sometimes

i am dogshit at spelling so. ignore the typos and misspellings!!

if u send me chain asks dont expect me to keep the chain going, ill answer it and say thanks but i wont actually do the thing

BOUNDIES!! GENUINE, ACTUAL BOUNDRIES!

-pls don’t send dono asks i don’t got money bc im a minor

-dont think if i have a take like "i dont like taylor swift" i am personally attacking you. you can like whatever the fuck u want idc everyone is entitled to their own opinoins. i just dont like her as a person

-DONT call me the reserved names if you arent that one person

-try to refrain from calling ppl (including me) baby/babe/bae around me it makes me want to die sometimes and i dont want to constantly be a romance repulsed little shit around u guys (this means dont use those names for anyone if i am in the conversation i cant control past that) (it also isnt a problem here i dont think ive ever seen it here its really just discord tbh)

-dont ask for my discord unless were friends or close in some way and dont get offended if i say no

-u can call me a faggot or dyke or tranny as long as you are the slur you are using

-if you have my discord and were moots you can call me a slut and a whore all u want idm :3 (bc i am a slut and a whore.) (really really sorry if you didnt want to read that btw /gen)

OH TAGS UH

i try to consistanly use them but sometimes i dont. sorry.

woah i’m using queue - i’m actually queuing a post for once instead of spam reblogging (which i mostly do sorry not sorry)

woah a real text post - me positing an actual text post for once but it’s becoming more common

cool ass art - art that i reblog (it’s all cool)

arson does half way decent art sometimes - my art. art i made. yea

moots feel free to ask for tags <3

i will keep adding more as i remember them and make them so yea :D also i try to tag for things but i often dont add tw or cw because. idk. just havent ever done that. if you need me too you can tell me in any form and ill try my gaddamn hardest to add them. feel free to *kindly* remind me if i forgot. (as in no verbal abuse ya know. if ur scared ur probably fine)

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i think. thats it. if u follow me and u didnt like this post dw im gonna screen u anyway <3

thank you for reading all of that i know it’s long. your cool so here’s a cookie 🍪 also here have this

~~~~~ blinky time ~~~~~

credit to @jeweledviolets @v-4-l-0-n and @theprideful :)

[hughiecampbelle]

requests are open! 🩷

this includes fics, headcanons, preferences, and imagines 💕ships are not open 💗

I'm only writing for these characters atm:

Billy Butcher

Hughie Campbell

M.M.

Frenchie

Kimiko

Starlight

Homelander

A-Train

Queen Maeve

The Deep

Noir

Soldier Boy

Luke Riordan

Jordan Li

Andre Anderson

Cate Dunlap

Marie Moreau

Emma Meyer

Sam Riordan

A fic request can have up to three prompts: one from each list! No other type of request involves prompts. I have example requests below. I won't write NSFW under any circumstances and I will tweak requests so that they fit my rules. If you request off anonymous, you'll be tagged. Please feel free to request, I love all of these characters! Please be respectful/kind and please no spamming! 💕 Thank you! 💜💜💜

Here are my regular rules for requesting overall!

Example Requests:

Imagine being Lukes twin sibling who is immune to Cates powers. Ty! 💕

Hi! Can I request a fic for M.M. with the prompts 4.) Exhaustion, 13.) Gauze, and 45.) You're sweet when you're drunk. Thanks!

Headcanon's for being Annies twin who's not a Supe?

Preference for The Boys + Homelander/Soldier Boy reacting to you being badly wounded. Thank you!

Gen V Preference for caring for a sick reader? Thanks 🩷

Description:

Shatter

Wail

Rot

Exhaustion

Elation

Fragile

After thought

Ignore

Bliss

Content

Avoid

Rupture

Hum

Whistle

Burn

Sing

Bite

Pinch

Patience

Sigh

Hush

Rest

Tangle

Stitch

Hostile

Soft

Cautious

Scatter

Thoughtful

Intimate

Hidden

Repulse

Shrink

Smudge

Passive

Off-putting

Superstitious

Engagement

Infect

Sincerity

Ease

Torn

Flirt

Gnaw

Expose

Faithful

Thankful

Intrude

Cross

Curse

Spoil

Faint

Fury

Desperate

Opaque

Thrill

Irritate

Fade

Fever

Tease

Object:

Red wine

Broken glass

Wildflowers

Baby bottle

Burning candle

Scratched floors

Leaky sink

Wrinkled bedsheets

Wet paint

Paw prints

Muddy puddles

Handwritten letter

Gauze

Graveyard

Nightmare

Shooting stars

Crime scene

Boiling water

Shoes tapping

Melted butter

Knuckles cracking

Loud laughter

Radio static

Old books

Shattered mirror

Crows feet

Undeserved confidence

Grey hair

Wedding ring

Ink splatter

Gun metal

Hot stove

Dying fire

Nap time

Dirty glasses

Scraped knees

Lock and key

Happy hour

Aching muscles

Clawfoot tub

Patchwork quilt

Freckles

Thunder and lightning

Velvet

Chandelier

Wool coat

Soapy water

Play pretend

Haunted house

Quiet disdain

Dry anger

Silent treatment

Cold shoulder

Home sweet home

Foggy dreams

Slamming doors

Summer buzz

Smudged lipstick

Broken spine

Bloodshot eyes

Dialogue:

“Stop talking”

“You have an attitude problem”

“Get away from me”

“Go”

“You’re staring”

“Congratulations”

“You have nothing to worry about”

“I’ll be discreet”

“Stay here”

“You’re a terrible liar”

“You say that like it’s a bad thing”

“If I wanted to, I would have already”

“I don’t owe you anything”

“You should be scared”

“Stop and think”

“I’m not a child/kid”

“Are you even listening?”

“Who’d you steal that from?”

“And you are?”

“I missed you”

“You’re unbelievable”

“This isn’t working”

“Alone?”

“Don’t get the wrong idea”

“You’re sweet”

“You?”

“Don’t underestimate me”

“Be careful”

“You think you’re so funny”

“I can’t explain it”

“Say something”

“I give up”

“There is no us”

“Still awake?”

“I was trying to help”

“If I ignore you, maybe you’ll go away”

“Stop right there”

“I can’t help it”

“You wish”

“Sorry?”

“Not now”

“Fuck you”

“Teach me”

“Stop yelling”

“You’re sweet when you’re drunk”

“I called you a hundred times”

“You’re not smart, you’re lucky”

“This is your fault”

“Look at me”

“I don’t blame you”

“I did it”

“You talk too much”

“When did I ever say that?”

“Working late?’

"You never stop, do you?”

“It’s okay”

“Whats all this?”

“You seriously forgot?”

“Dinner? With me?”

“You’re covered in blood”

[deityoftherain]

to be human - Traffic Life Superpowers AU

I recommend reading the boogey or the entirety of the tlsau first, but it's okay if not.

Rating: Teen

Relationship: Gen, F/F, M/M

Archive Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Status: 6/9 Chapters as of August 10th | In Progress | Weekly Uploads (sorry forgot to update)

Current Word Count: 16,710

Summary: Gem is just a victim of abuse and religious cults with a fuck ton of trauma who has finally gotten to a point in her life where she can start undoing the damage inflicted onto her. As one may expect, it will take time and effort for Gem to mentally and physically recover, and to rebuild herself from scratch, to relearn what it means to be human, to be herself, to be Gem.

Look at the #traffic life superpowers au tag for their powers.

[youredreamingofroo]

Ya'll... I think I might start a new story, I have a... basic concept of what I want it to be like, and I already have a name (under the impression that I don't suddenly do a 180), I just need to do like... all the writing and make the characters LMFAO It's gonna be a little on the dreary side and dark (which is the kind of writing/genre i aspire to write about, also means I'm gonna have to redo my personal reshade that ive been cooking for like... 3 or 4 months... 😭)-

in the meantime, I might start working on gussying up my navi post (and by gussy up, i mean completely redo) because as nice as it is, it's, idk, a little outdated (i guess), I have an idea for a new theme except i'm either going to a) put it in the drafts and wait til I start the new story to post it so the info is all there or b) make it and then post it and when i start the new story, edit it and put the tags and stuff in for the story.

ALSO might do a name change cuz... this name came from WAYYY before i joined simblr, and its got a charm to it, but i dont rlly like it anymore,, it just dont sit with me the same way that it used to lmao

*(writing this after i posted cuz i forgot to say this - its under the cut and in regards to NSB with the new story - it also kinda turned into a rant lmfao) TL:DR for ppl who don't wanna read my stupid fucking rant: NSB is prob gonna go on a hiatus regardless of if i start a new story, cuz as much as I love it, it's started to feel like a chore and less of smth i enjoy (even tho, like I said, I rlly enjoy/love it) Sorry to my NSB enjoyers out there.

regarding NSB, yes it will probably go on hiatus when making this story bec writing is already kinda exhausting for me as well as editing and NSB has progressively became more and more story-driven than gameplay-driven, and especially after these three days, im kinda burnt out from NSB, i know i just left it off on a cliffhanger with the new baby, but to be honest, I don't wanna deal with another child, i barely get by dealing with the four, and dealing with toddlers> are so fucking annoying cuz of the Sim AI, which in and of itself is just demotivating, i do REALLY love not so berry, i love the story ive created with it, but i guess im just tired of playing the same generation for so long, not to mention the fact that i made it a rags to riches challenge, i know i didnt have to but i prefer to, and bc of that, i havent been able to properly decorate, and i dont really wanna go back on myself, if i decide to continue NSB, i will probably take the RTR rules away since its so annoying to deal with having like, 1000 simoleans all the damn time. Also, i've been planning what to do for generation 3 since catty gave birth, but i had to put NSB on a hiatus bc of a stupid glitch and was only recently able to start it up again, and I still havent moved onto the next gen. I kinda lost the plot with that rant, but basically, NSB will probably go on hiatus, regardless of the new story, I've been wanting to dwell more on Roo and his whole story and the people in his universe and after a bit, NSB has started to, as much as I love it and the storytelling and whatever, feel like a chore, which kinda hurts to say, but its true. Sorry to any of my not so berry enjoyers out there

[ao3feed-brucewayne]

Be Quiet and Drive(Far Away)

by Anonymous In another world Jason Todd would've done anything he could to save his mother but he couldn't in the end. In this world he makes a deal to save her, unknowing of the trick that the deal had he sells his soul to help her. Jason Todd realizes he is now under the hand of the devil after his mother miraculously heals. He waits a long while for the devil to collect on his deal before he dies. When he comes back powered and under the hand of the Al Ghuls, the Lazurus Pit and the demon he sold his soul to He does the one thing that makes sense. Heading back to Gotham. Sorry the draft got posted and deleted this will be updated soon Words: 23, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Categories: Gen Characters: Jason Todd, Mephisto, Catherine Todd, Cassandra Cain, Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson, Tim Drake, Damian Wayne, Alfred Pennyworth Relationships: Jason Todd and Mephisto, Catherine Todd & Jason Todd, Tim Drake & Dick Grayson & Jason Todd & Bruce Wayne & Damian Wayne, Cassandra Cain & Jason Todd Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Alternate Universe - Ghost Rider Fusion, The story progresses fast, Sick Catherine Todd, Protective Jason Todd, Dead Catherine Todd, Jason Todd Needs A Hug, Deal with a Devil, Hurt Jason Todd, Soulless Jason Todd, Jason Todd Has Anger Issues, Inspired by Supernatural (TV 2005), (just a bit), Dick Grayson and Jason Todd are Siblings, it's a rocky road before and after that, Jason Todd and Damian Wayne Meet in the League of Assassins, Jason Todd has the pit/all-blades/Ghost Rider, Jason Todd is Red Hood, He can't kill innocents, Moral Ambiguity, Because of Reasons, His bike is decked out, picture linked, Tim Drake is Red Robin, Tim Drake and Jason Todd are Siblings, eventually, Mephisto's no friends/family/loves fucks with Jason's life and relationships, Jason Todd uses profanity, I love Ghost Rider, Marvel x DC when?, Ghost Rider transitions are painful, Bruce Wayne Tries to Be a Good Parent, Having supernatural kid(s) is a bit hard, but everyone makes it work, Hope this gives someone inspiration, I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping, This is loosely based off of DC canon and Marvel canon, Don't Have to Know Canon, Jason Todd has a form of telepathy, his rider allows him to see all the bad a person has ever done, almost forgot, Immortal Jason Todd, How Do I Tag, Why Did I Write This?, Hopeful and Ambigious Ending, Random & Short, Wordcount: Under 30.000, Sporadic Updates via https://ift.tt/Lo83h5O

[grymmnox]

weekly fic recs #26

haha hilarious april fool’s prank right i didn’t post that’s hilarious isn’t it. (i forgot it was saturday,, again)

ship(s): soukoku, shin soukoku, kunichuuzai (is thta their ship name??), kunikidazai, and some gen fics

fandom(s): bungo stray dogs

Oneshots

friend, please (don’t take your life away from me); codhya - bungo stray dogs

not rated | 15.3k words | dazai & fukuzawa, ADA & dazai | READ TAGS

summary:

Dazai looks down at his hands that held the power to bring any kingdom to its knees. He thinks of fire and ashes and smoke. He wants to cut them off.

(On Dazai Osamu, black holes and Fukuzawa Yukichi)

Set Adrift; lileura - bungo stray dogs

general audiences | 1.1k words | mostly fluff but dazai does attempt

summary:

Fukuzawa fishes Dazai out of the river. Dazai doesn't really get it.

the hollow of my mute being; intimatopia - bungo stray dogs

mature | 2.5k words | dazai & fukuzawa | READ TAGS

summary:

Dazai followed Fukuzawa into his office, plonking himself down on one of the client sofas. “What’s going on?” “A letter arrived yesterday,” Fukuzawa said. Dazai didn’t flinch but he wanted to, felt like someone had dumped ice water over his head. “From Mori,” Dazai guessed.

all brutal mirrors cracked; intimatopia - bungo stray dogs

teen and up | 12.4k words | chuuya/dazai/kunikida | READ TAGS

summary:

The one in which Dazai and Kunikida are swapped into each other's bodies by a mirror, and then their day gets worse.

the (latte) art of seduction; wytism - bungo stray dogs

general audiences | 4.1k words | chuuya/dazai

summary:

Dazai glances down at Chuuya’s name tag. “Chuuya, huh?” he questions. “A pretty name for a pretty face.”

“Listen,” Chuuya starts, “I’m flattered—,” he doesn’t sound flattered, “—but can you please just grab your coffee and get the fuck out?”

or: dazai being repeatedly owned by the sick and tired barista at the new cafe—a thrilling saga.

sure it’s a calming notion (perpetual in motion); saffroncassis - bungo stray dogs

teen and up | 5.3k words | dazai/kunikida, dazai & yosano

summary:

“So,” Kunikida tries again, awkward in a gruff sort of way, adjusting his glasses and eyes shifting. “Dazai, you… you like me?” Fuck, shit, abort, abort, please fucking abort, Dazai thinks, and waves the allegation of actually having feelings off as best he can, with a nervous laugh and a “Ha ha, pshh, as if! I don’t like you, I just want your dick!” Kunikida freezes just as Dazai realizes what he’s said seconds too late.

Or, the one where Dazai digs himself a hole, and then just keeps digging deeper.

tie our hearts together; setosdarkness - bungo stray dogs

teen and up | 3.1k words | chuuya/dazai

summary:

A powerful Ability compels Yokohama’s citizens to stick close to the person or object they want to protect the most.

Dazai lets out a whine, “Why is nobody trying to get into my personal space?!”

“I’m sorry Dazai-san, I guess everyone here thinks you can handle things on your own?”

do me a favor, and tell me to go away; quarterweeb - bungo stray dogs

teen and up | 6.5k words | dazai & kunikida (or dazai/kunikida), chuuya & dazai (or chuuya/dazai)

summary:

Dazai Osamu's relationship with touch is...complicated.

Admit Defeat; StarshipDancer - bungo stray dogs

teen and up | 3.6k words | chuuya/dazai

summary:

Something was wrong.

Something had been wrong for several days now, and Dazai still couldn’t pinpoint just what it was that kept making his chest ache so horribly. He felt like he was slowly dying, his very being swallowed up by the gaping hole that had opened up where a normal human’s heart would be.

“Chuuya,” Dazai started again. The ache was back, amplified by the sight of such a loathsome hatrack, and Dazai swallowed around the lump obstructing his throat. “Chuuya, I think I’m dying.”

a chance to breathe; refectory - bungo stray dogs

general audiences | 14.8k words | chuuya/dazai | READ TAGS

summary:

The threat is gone; Dazai can rest now. Except, he doesn't really know how to do that?

Chuuya tries to show him.

//

or: Dazai and Chuuya move in together. More or less.

self-recognition; calicotheory - bungo stray dogs

general audiences | 1.3k words | dazai & ranpo

summary:

"Do not let Yosano-san hear you asking if alcohol counts as food," Ranpo deadpans.

(Or: The Ranpo & Dazai both having ARFID headcanon fic, because if nobody else is going to do it, I will.)

growing in degrees; Ch_ee_rios - bungo stray dogs

teen and up | 2.5k words | dazai & ranpo, ADA & dazai, dazai & kunikida | READ TAGS

summary:

The second the poor, wounded thing walked into the office, Ranpo knew it tied its bandages too tight around its throat.

Or: Ranpo realizes he maybe doesn't hate Dazai that much Or or: Dazai is doing his best. His best just isn’t that great yet. Or or or: the Ranpo and Dazai cuddle scene you were all promised

Complete

cries for salvation; calysland - bungo stray dogs

teen and up | 2 chapters | 10.4k words | dazai & oda | READ TAGS

summary:

His legs brought him here subconsciously, because deep down, Dazai knew. He knew he couldn't deal with it that day, not with his mind slowly drifting away and Mori's men probably already trailing from behind to find him and bring him back to him, so he could—

Stop that.

Still, he stayed there, hand going up and down a few times, not sure if he should knock on the door or not.

Oda was good. Oda was safe.

But he hesitated.

...

Mori is a creepy asshole, Dazai is a desperate sixteen year old with way more burden than he could carry on his shoulders and Oda is waiting with open arms, being the excellent friend he is.

come back for me; kagshina - bungo stray dogs

mature | 3 chapters | 10.6k words | chuuya/dazai

summary:

Dazai and Chuuya are in love.

It only takes them nine years and a body swap to figure it out.

Incomplete

Constant As the Stars Above; Present_Mom - bungo stray dogs

teen and up | 3/? chapters | 8.7k words | atsushi & ranpo, fukuzawa & ranpo, atsushi & fukuzawa, oda & ranpo, atsushi & oda, fukuzawa & oda, dazai & ranpo, atsushi & dazai, dazai & fukuzawa | typical atsushi and dazai cw; abuse, s/h, etc.

summary:

Edogawa Ranpo is just trying to survive life, okay? His parents just died, he's trying to make the job thing work, it's hard, but he's trying.

And then a shady-as-fuck orphanage has the police investigate who a thief is.

Ranpo knows who the thief is, do these people not have eyes!?

Ranpo wants to know who's being kept in the basement.

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If you had told Fukuzawa Yukichi that taking this job would start him on his way to adopting all adorable, troublesome children that crossed his path, he would laugh in your face and walk away.

But alas.

Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.

We Are Never Ever, Ever, Getting Back Together (Right?); sabiEMr - bungo stray dogs

teen and up | 5/? chapters | 21.1k words | chuuya/dazai, akutagawa/atsushi, ADA & chuuya

summary:

Dazai had left. Maybe Chuuya simply wasn’t worth staying for. Maybe his name didn’t even cross Dazai’s mind the night he left. Why would Chuuya ever care anyway?

Or:

Fukuzawa and Mori decide to have an exchange student program! Chuuya gets sent to the ADA and he's furious because who wants to spend quality time together with your ex? Chaos ensues. Lots of love, crack, crying, and gay people.

[ao3feed-crimeboys]

Do Not Summon Tommy at 3 am! (Not clickbait, gone wrong, cops called!)

by GipsyJr

The Sequel to The Magic of two AM. the comments demanded more 2 am Tommyinnit chaos and my soul was more than happy to provide. Highly recommend reading it first to get double the funny. ~ “Why not.”

“Because I don’t want to.”

Tommy crossed his arms and looked over to Charlie.

“Charlie, roll for persuasion.”

Charlie winked, pulled out a dice, and rolled it on the table.

“20.” perks of having friends above. When you lose all rational thoughts in the dead of night, somebody's making sure you don't get your ass murdered.

“Ah, fuck.” Schlatt groaned. “Fine, I’ll buy you one.”

or: Tommy back at it messing around with villains at the dead of night, all rational thought gone and with one goal. YOLO.

Words: 11693, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 2 of TommyInnit's Nightlife

Fandoms: Dream SMP

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen

Characters: Wilbur Soot, Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Toby Smith | Tubbo, TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Ranboo (Video Blogging RPF), Alexis | Quackity, Charlie Dalgleish | Slimecicle, Jschlatt (Video Blogging RPF), Clay | Dream (Video Blogging RPF), GeorgeNotFound (Video Blogging RPF), Sapnap (Video Blogging RPF), Karl Jacobs

Relationships: Wilbur Soot & TommyInnit, Technoblade & TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Toby Smith | Tubbo & TommyInnit, Ranboo & Toby Smith | Tubbo, Ranboo & TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Alexis | Quackity & TommyInnit, Jschlatt & TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Charlie Dalgleish | Slimecicle & TommyInnit, Karl Jacobs & Sapnap, Clay | Dream & GeorgeNotFound & Sapnap (Video Blogging RPF), Clay | Dream & Sapnap (Video Blogging RPF), idk guys - Relationship

Additional Tags: Villains, uh, im drawing a blank, TommyInnit-centric (Video Blogging RPF), Crack, Crack Treated Seriously, Fluff and Crack, TommyInnit is a Menace (Video Blogging RPF), TommyInnit is So Done (Video Blogging RPF), BAMF TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Phil Watson is Wilbur Soot and Technoblade's Parent, Wilbur Soot is a Menace, Wilbur Soot is So Done, Villain Wilbur Soot, Villain Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Pink-Haired Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Villain Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Mentioned Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), sorry guys hes not in here, BUT we have, Villain Alexis | Quackity, Alexis | Quackity Is a Menace, Slime Charlie Dalgleish | Slimecicle, Villain Jschlatt (Video Blogging RPF), Alcoholic Jschlatt (Video Blogging RPF), wow thats a tag but dw they all throw some back, spoiler tags, Alternate Universe - Gods & Goddesses, Hero Clay | Dream (Video Blogging RPF), Hero Sapnap (Video Blogging RPF), Hero GeorgeNotFound (Video Blogging RPF), Hero Karl Jacobs, Sapnap is a Menace (Video Blogging RPF), Clay | Dream is a Menace (Video Blogging RPF), GeorgeNotFound is So Done (Video Blogging RPF), Karl Jacobs Is So Done, Magic, Alternate Universe - Modern with Magic, Late Night Conversations, Late at Night, Night, Ranboo is a Menace (Video Blogging RPF), Toby Smith | Tubbo is a Menace, almost forgot those, Technoblade is Called Blade (Video Blogging RPF), Wilbur Soot is Called Siren, Cast iron skillet, The Author Regrets Nothing, Civilian TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), wait guys is it lmanberg or lmanburg

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New Video From Jericho!

https://ift.tt/kiedwob by butIamhavingthisone the asshole @eights_tens I think my eyes are bleeding. @stemski come save me | Chloe Kamski @stemski no. | the asshole @eights_tens but he made me leave to get food and when I came back gav was there. NAKED. | Chloe Kamski @stemski hm. yeah I think that's your own fault. why was he naked? | the asshole @eights_tens he and markus were painting nude models for a video | Chloe Kamski @stemski oh. hey @markusmanfred why did you recruit my uncle to be naked in our studio. inquiring minds want to know | Markus @markusmanfred I did not. it was entirely @connoranderson's idea. if it helps at all he volunteered | Chloe Kamski @stemski I'm gonna fucking kill him | Markus @markusmanfred connor or gavin? | Chloe Kamski @stemski yes. Words: 1867, Chapters: 2/?, Language: English Fandoms: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game) Rating: Mature Warnings: Rape/Non-Con Categories: F/F, F/M, Gen, M/M, Multi Characters: Connor (Detroit: Become Human), Markus (Detroit: Become Human), Upgraded Connor | RK900, Simon (Detroit: Become Human), Original Chloe | RT600, North (Detroit: Become Human), Josh (Detroit: Become Human), Hank Anderson, Sumo (Detroit: Become Human), Elijah Kamski, Gavin Reed, Carl Manfred, Leo Manfred Relationships: Connor/Markus (Detroit: Become Human), Original Chloe | RT600/Connor, Markus/North (Detroit: Become Human), Markus/Simon (Detroit: Become Human), Josh/North (Detroit: Become Human), Upgraded Connor | RK900/Gavin Reed, that last one is one-sided, Original Chloe | RT600/North, almost forgot that one - Relationship, Original Chloe | RT600 & Connor & Josh & Markus & North & Simon (Detroit: Become Human), the 'cule Additional Tags: Polyamory, let me be clear this is a polycule fic first and foremost, YouTube, Alternate Universe - Celebrity, Social Media, POV Outsider, uhhhh, now the relevant warnings, Past Child Abuse, Human Trafficking, Rape/Non-con Elements, Past Rape/Non-con, Sexual Harassment, mostly skippable when these things are depicted in any sort of detail, just know for all this fic is light and humorous there will be some dark stuff down the line!, Disability, Good Dog Sumo (Detroit: Become Human), sumo is nines's service dog, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Blindness, in one chapter, but mentioned in others probably, Polyamorous Jericho Members (Detroit: Become Human), Texting, Implied Sexual Content, but no smut so if you're looking for that then sorry lol, Mental Health Issues, lots of fun tags here, this fic has it all, anyway, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, oh yeah, Elijah Kamski & Gavin Reed are Siblings, elijah is chloe's dad, which makes gavin her uncle!, Trans Simon, and chloe is nonbinary, neither of these are really plot relevant but they do get mentioned :)

[umazane-muesli]

Jukebox January: Day 7

I fell off this bandwagon SO fast it's not even funny 😭 like even for a professional quitter and give up-per like me this is kind of impressive. Anyway. I was so excited about this game, I really want to get back into it, so I'll just try to continue and pretend nothing happened. Kind of a shame, I had banging ideas for B and C and E. Maybe I'll make those posts later, or in February or something, I don't know.

Also, rereading this post i realise how incoherent and insane i sound. I'm afraid it's not gonna get better sorry.

Anyway, today's theme is songs beginning with G.

(Edit I forgot to mention what the hell this game/tag was about, here is the post explaining it)

Głośniej - Kwiat Jabłoni:

I found this band completely randomly while searching for good polish music to go with a polish book, and they have low-key become a favourite in the past couple of years. Their new album is fucking good and Głośniej is one of my favourites on it.

Les gens qui doutent - Anne Sylvestre:

I love the lyrics of this song. Kind of sad, kind of comforting.

Garden Flat - Mini Vague

This one is not even on spotify anymore, barely on youtube, I literally bought it on bandcamp to still be able to listen to it, but I had to mention it because it's one of the most surefire way to make me cry instantly like i'm some sort of pavlovian dog lmao. It's not even really a sad song i don't think, but it was used in some fuckass french web series that was my my entire life when i was a teenager (and still has a piece of my heart if we're being honest, the way I came crawling back at the speed of light when they made a movie two years ago) and anyway. Mini Vague slash Mix Bizarre slash whatever other names your band had please come back I miss you i won't even cringe at your french accents i promise.

Go through it - Blondie

I love Blondie, they have such a wide range of genres and I love Debbie Harris' voice. If you've seen me gush about Brass Ona(TM) you've probably guessed I can't resist a song with good old trumpets, like this one or Island of Lost souls.

Galway Girl - Ed Sheeran

Look, yes, Ed Sheeran, I know. But this song (and the album it was on) came out when I was in Ireland, working on a farm that had the radio on all day, and I can promise you the radio DJs were LOSING THEIR MINDS over it. Big "Ireland mention!!!!!" energy, it was kind of cute honestly. They even interviewed the frontwoman of Beoga, the band that made the song that was used as a sample in Galway girl (the song is called Minute 5 btw). This song just brings up memories of vibing with Today FM and shoveling metric tons of cow shit and visiting pretty Irish towns (including Galway, of course). I still kinda like it. But if you're allergic to Ed Sheeran it's okay, i understand, you can go listen to Steve Earle's Galway Girl instead.

Gnossienne No. 5 - Erik Satie

I like this for normal reasons :) don't even worry about it :)

Gianna - Siddharta

You know what, I get why Joker Out are such little Siddharta fanboys. This rules.

Gole sanje - Big Foot Mama

Me, scanning through a bunch of slovenian music and recognising two (2) words: I'm bilingual :)

Gold - Years and Years

I remember so vividly when this album came out, I thought I was so cool and trendy for listening to it lmao. Now he's going to eurovision apparently. Good on him.

Giordano's Dream pt. I and II - Blanco White

This new(ish) album has immaculate vibes throughout, but I particularly like this double song.

Gold Mine - Beatenberg

I've been listening to Beatenberg for ages and I'm so so happy because ALL the new music they've been releasing recently is fucking great. I'm kind of considering going to their concert in Germany please someone stop me I can't go to Germany ONLY for concerts lol

And now a bunch of songs that could be summarized as "iconic, tbh".

- Girls Just Want to Have Fun - Cindy Lauper

- Grace Kelly - Mika

- Girls Like Girls - Hayley Kiyoko

- Good Old-Fashioned Lover Boy - Queen

- Go Your Own Way - Fleetwood Mac

- Georgia - Phoebe Bridgers

- Green Light - Lorde

[pekodayz]

PEKO HI HII WAVES

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HIAIAIIAIIIII TINNYYNYN AHAAHAAA WAVES SHAKES UUUU

☕: How do you comfort each other on a bad day?

answered here :3

and kfc. ummmm......its there in japan...it looks good, they'll go like once. jk twice. then some other fast food place in the AM. loitering....GET OUT.

🎡: What are your favorite activities to do together?

Go drinking. Even tho aini HATES beer, she just drinks wine bc she likes the colors of it. oso does offer a drinking game between the 2. ig aini likes a challenge, so she would accept. at the end, she’s in a drunk-induced emotional breakdown and oso es holding her as he’s trying not to laugh at her (he ends up laughing, then crying too. aini sees that and cracks up and they just lay there. dead.) only on Friday nights cuz they don’t have work Saturday. Aini kinda doesn’t want to admit it but she likes pachinko, her luck is bad tho, so she just loses and sulks. Oso pats her on the back and shoves her, giving her some cash aw. ugh. ….then he smirks and whispers that she’s paying for dinner and aini jumps him. Aini forces oso to go to the mall with her so she can have him carry her stuff (lol he doesn’t want to but Aini’s his friend and he cares abt her so…) aini can’t act cute for shit so she doesn’t try to win him over that way. ugh. she just calls him an idiot and promises him he’ll get food after, so he tags along. every 10 mins asking is it time to eat yet. annoying…..she hisses at him to shut him up bc she never does that(literally) they look odd in the public eye. whining oso complaining that he’s gonna die and aini says TOO BAD. then eventually she’ll feel slightly bad and gets him smth to snack on. he then says that she’s the bestest friend a guy could have and that he spent 200$ on her card. aini teary eyed shaking him. (dw they got paid the next day) also some very intense battle. at an arcade..for like 4 hours. they also love going out to eat with each other bc idk they can talk for hours on end, ew....who can be more annoying in public 3 2 1 go.

ah yeah one more thing. oso smokes yeah but aini is always curious. after work hes like there finishing one up. aini goes up to him and says how gross that must be...insults him once. oso rolls his eyes and says how she prob cant even handle 10 seconds of a cigarette. betted she couldnt and is a pussy. aini says oh yeah? then snatches his cig and holds it in her mouth (not knowing she needs to exhale that smoek OUT..) .she chokes and coughs like crazy, hacking and is on her knees. tears pouring down her face from all the coughing and wheezing. hoarsely saying fuck u. grabbing onto his pantlegs. oso laughing like crazy, crying.. .ugh. he pulls her up and he treats her like a damn child. aini silent, staring at him (throat too fucked to say anything back, so she just lets him. sniffles..whatever he's being nice...wWHATEVR) then they realize that was like an indirect kiss. umm...lets go...

🛡: Who’s the more protective one?

answered here :3

Lol I forgot to include some stuff oopssieessss… ok so oso has this thing where like he gen gets ticked off when some random talks down on aini bc it’s like…it’s not funny when u say it??? im the one who can jab at her, not you? aini uhhh lets oso get talked abt when hes being a perv and stuff, he deserved that. sorry. but she will get annoyed when a random says stuff abt him, then she'll be like how do YOU know that???? then she'll go on a tangent abt how dumb he is and how they will never understand osomatsu like she does. then she stops and pulls out a gun, realizing shes said too much.

[bytefunnysilly]

oh fuck i forgot to tag eyestrain i added it now sorry <:D /gen

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A Plunge into Something Profound

read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/53731960

by evilrats4president

daphne (tgirl! engi) gets injured on the battlefield and medic takes care of her. but he washes her clothes cause badlands map (sand everywhere) and like finds out she wears women’s underwear (he don’t give a fuck) but daph realizes this and FREAKS OUT. anyways trans happiness

Words: 1398, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Team Fortress 2

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/M, Gen

Characters: Medic (Team Fortress 2), Engineer (Team Fortress 2)

Relationships: Engineer/Medic (Team Fortress 2), Engineer & Medic (Team Fortress 2)

Additional Tags: Can be taken as platonic or not, Trans Engineer (Team Fortress 2), transfem. haha, Trans Medic (Team Fortress 2), t4t medic/engi, i forgot engi’s accent I’m sorry, turned this in as an assignment, I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping, Self-Indulgent, extremely., minmaxing my autism hardcore, Gender Identity, Euphoria, gender euphoria, Comfort, technically hurt comfort since injury, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Closeted Character, they’re kinda ooc I’m sorry, no beta we die like the mann brothers, Injury Recovery, badlands map, Caring Medic (Team Fortress 2), I don’t know german I googled translated my ASS off but it was like similar sounding minor stuff so

read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/53731960

[dracotheocracy]

Tell me about gill corraosta i dont think i got their last name right but the fish in pocket meme that you tagged with them has me intrigued

HI HI HI sorry i forgot to respond to this for a week

so gill carracosta. his full name is guillermo- gill is a shortening/partial anglicization of his name (the actual english equivalent to guillermo is william i think)- and he's the character i play in one of the lancer rpg campaigns i'm in

here's some gill facts: gill's left arm and left leg are "prosthetics". by prosthetics i mean they're extremely densely packed nanites that can expand and reform into gill's mech, a HORUS balor he ambivalently refers to as the thagomizer (the doylist explanation for this is that his build is built around trying to maximize the range on melee weapons a la "you are talking mad shit for someone in thagomizer range," the watsonian explanation is "gill thinks it's funny" and it is). they're cool as fuck but require a pretty high level of mental energy to remain functional especially after thagomizing so he has to be very conscious of his limits or he'll crash

visually the thagomizer is like if the kaijus in pacific rim were more sea serpent-like, the closest analogue for the image in my mind's eye is probably the otachi or the slattern (from pacific rim)

gill comes from an aquatic planet where most civilization is located underneath the ocean's surface- the nostalgia for his home world developed into a deep fascination with marine life which is in part why the thagomizer looks like that, but also he's a huge fan of fish and fishing and if you brought him to a planet with marine life he'd wade into the ocean and emerge a few minutes later dragging a swordfish behind him saying "look i found a swordfish!!!! hey here's a fun fact about swordfish did you know they're some of the fastest fish in the ocean? also they're cold-blooded by they have glands that heat specifically their eyes and brain" <- he will continue until interrupted, or until he runs out of fish facts to tell you. which is where me tagging that one post of the pocket fish as him comes into play, that post reminds me of him because it's something he would do

also he's named after the fossil pokemon from gen 5. that's where carracosta comes from