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one good thing about december on this hellsite is that this gif will be making its rounds again
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#native#i already watch most movies and tv shows in english play video games in english listen to a lot of english music...#i want to keep at least ONE thing that i do mostly in my native language#i do read about 30-40% of books in english but i don't want it to become the majority#i am very lucky though that there are a lot of books written in french#+ a lot of books get translated into french not only from english but from a ton of other languages
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ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ ɢᴀᴍᴇs ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ
⎆ firewatch
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Scenery in Firewatch 05/??
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random firewatch scenery [1/?]
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folks whats your favourite christmas song. religious, non-religious, not even christmas and just winter holiday, idgaf. tell me the song. leave it in my comments or in tags. me wanna hear
#in the bleak midwinter (because of bbc ghosts lmao)#my christmas playlist makes no sense though. it's like 50% ola gjeilo then fairytale of new york and california christmas time#and then a few hungarian songs for some reason bc i read abigail one year around christmas#and then christmas in the trenches and the songs from the doctor who christmas specials#and that's it. no cohesion just vibes
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I enjoyed watching the discourse on the other poll so I'm making another one about a topic that I also have strong opinions about
#no i HATE the feeling#even if it's freezing i just get under the cover and wait for them to get warmer rather than wearing socks
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heartbreaking: local woman attempts to clean glasses, they end up worse than before
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who The fuck names meds “Zoloft” sounds like some dark wizard cursing me for not wiping my feet before I enter his house and “sertraline” is his snakewife
#yeah zoloft smith he's not a wizard he's a cleric#and he gives me serotonin all right#(jokes for zero people sorry)
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See the thing is that if you keep saying "I bet everyone hates me I'm so annoying" is that its annoying. And people hate it. So it's a bit of a self fulfilling prophecy isn't it. You know what's also a self fulfilling prophecy? Acting like you're hot shit until you become hot shit
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haters will see a winter enjoyer and say "why are you going outside it's cold and boring" and not even see the beauty in desolation and stillness 🙄
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’cold showers are actually much better for you’ I don’t care if they gave me the power to manipulate time. you can pry scorching hot showers out of my dead hands. and even if I got time manipulation powers I would just use them to take more hot showers. btw
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sorry for not answering messages for three thousand years i have. Stew. in place of a brain. you know how it is
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Anyway, on fera jamais mieux que ce graphique du LA Times.
#absolute fucked up language#when i used to take private music lessons i didn't know if i should use tu or vous for the teacher#so i just danced around it with like passive forms and shit for like. a good year or two#insane behaviour
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