#FUCK!!!!!!

[silvermun]

WDYM IT WASNT A "MERE" NIGHTMARE WDYFM THIS IMPLIES MULTIPLE ONES HE'S HAD IN THE PAST DONT FUCK W ME RIGHT NOW!!!!

[ahappydnp]

do we.... do we think maybe the holiday is a preemptive 15 year anniversary trip before they go on tour..... cus it's giving rich gay uncles on a celebratory romantic getaway

i should block you right now.

[muffingnf]

twitchcon october 2022 was rhe craziest thing ever no drug has ever or will ever hit like that

[artdcnaldson]

thought about patrick calling art puppy……. lord please forgive me for what im about to do…….

Heheheheh <3

He figures it out when Art jogs after a tennis ball bounds back with a cute, boyish smile. “Good puppy, you even know how to fetch.”

Art stiffens, swallows hard. They go to the showers and Art’s already half-hard and has to shower under a frigid spray to cool himself off.

So patrick fucking abuses that knowledge. Scratches his hair right behind his ears, tells him he’s a good boy, a good little puppy. Art whines, gets hard. Patrick pins him down and art squirms beneath him.

“What, are you going to hump my leg?” Patrick teases with a grin. “Careful, I might have to get you neutered.”

Art elbows him in the gut, sends him careening to the floor. Patrick just grins.

[sleepyeurypterus]

d.does anyone else think abt the lusii. cause i do. i do so much

[leadmetothegardenbetty]

shut the fuck up!!!!!! shut UP!!!!!!!!!!! a round of applause for the pendant making the red carpet look folks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[corrarei]

who thr fuck requested this. anyway

IFORGOT HOW TO DRAW HIM BTW IT LOOKS SO ASSCJEEKSSS..S..S.S XMDN. + still not used to procreate :(((( will do better next time im sorrgy

[jgvfhl]

Mando Spoilers 😶

WHAT

DOES A PIRATE OWL HAVE TO DO

TO STOP WATCHING ITS FAVORITE HEAVY GUNNERS

BE SELF-SACRIFICING IDIOTS!!!

CAN THEY STOP PLEASE???

[loveshotzz]

gator’s rough, hard, grabby. hands in your hair, on your throat, spanking your ass, pinching your nipples and slapping your clit until you’re wailing and begging for more.

he’s got you bouncing on his thick cock, making you do all the work — earning your own pleasure. you pounced on him before he could even take is clothes off, camo pants rucked down his thighs, padded vest and thick shirt a stark contrast to your fully naked, writhing form.

he’s hardly breaking a sweat, forcefully guiding your hips up and down with one strong hand, fingertips digging into the fat of your hip. other hand grabbing at your neck, fingers pinching the sides and choking the air from your lungs.

you wail. begging, crying, whole body set alight by his touch, his cock buried so deep you think he might leave bruises in his wake. you hope he does.

‘gotta shut your pretty little mouth or you don’t get to cum,’ his voice is low, deep, gravelly. he motions towards the table at the side of you, pinching your cheeks and forcing your head to the side to glance at the roll of duct tape sitting there as a menacing reminder of the last time you disobeyed, ‘remember what i can do with that, sweet thing.’

you disobey anyway, hoping he’s not full of empty promises. he tapes your mouth and rag dolls you on his cock like you weigh nothing. you cum, and he spanks you until you’re so sore and bruised you know you won’t be able to sit the next day. 🫶

— absolutely not candy (except it is sorry :/)

candy, how could you do this to me? how could you come into my asks like this. WITH GATOR NONE THE LESS 😩 I can’t even think straight, you have no idea how much I needed this. WE needed this.

I gotta tag my gator girls: @palmtreesx3 @sweetsweetjellybean @carolmunson @newlips @superblysubpar @girlwiththerubyslippers @hazzaismyreligion sorry to do this to you. but if candy had to make my brain short circuit. so do YOURS.

[crippled-peeper]

I FUCKING GOT IT

[kaiserscissors]

spoilers for brandonworks!!!

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this arg changed me i will never be the same again

[crimeboys]

I MISS HEATHERSTRIO I NEED TO WRITE WASHED UP

[vivitalks]

merle and lucretia in the mud bath........absolutely beloved scene

[hotvintagepoll]

DAMMIT IDK HOW BUT I FORGOT TO PUT ORSON WELLES ON THE SHADOW BRACKET. DAMN NOOOO HE DESERVED ANOTHER CHANCE

[whatthefuckisasweep]

thinking of stan uris in the kitchen very very very methodically measuring out the proportions directly according to the recipe. stan uris building lego sets in the exact order. stan uris cutting his grass in neat, planned lines, nice and slow. stan uris hanging posters up perfectly level. stan uris needing to do things in 3s, or to double check if they are just right enough to be satisfied. and if not, just starting all over. fuck.