#FROGS R SUCH CUTE LITTLE GUYS

[suddenlymicah]

WAHHHHH YOURE RIGHT!!!!😭😭😭😭😭 akechi kaidou and saiki kinnie over here (kill me) I ALSO LOVE YOU VERY MUCH /p AKECHI-STYLE RANTS AND FROGS 10/10 MOST AMAZING THINGS TO BE A PATRON SAINT OF

patron saint of rants and frogs (dont know why you strike me as a frog person)

YAYYYYYYY FROGSSSSS!!!!!!!!!! TYYYY ANON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[eydi-andrius]

I loved your yoonbum piece! I feel like he never gets any love on here… :(

Do you have any relationship hcs for him??

OMG! YES! I'M SO SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG FOR ME TO SEE THIS! *squeals!!!!*

I'm so sorry, again! YES! I AGREE! YOON BUM IS SUCH A LITTLE CUTIE BUT THE FANFIC ABOUT HIM IS SO LITTLE! 😭

YOON BUM BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP HEADCANONS

- Let's be real, the only reason why your relationship with him works was because you two started off as friends and you understand him well enough to consider his meekness adorable

- Would always stare at you and ask himself how he was able to pull off someone like you. With his wide sparkling doe eyes and dusted pink cheeks, it was apparent how much he adored you

- Will cherish the ground you walk on, everything you love and dislike, he will remember them, he will carve it unto his brain, and he would make sure that everyday you'll know how much he loves you

- Of course, knowing Yoon Bum, it will become too much, to the point that who you are, will become who he was, you were just so cute, he would love to be the right one for you and liking the stuff you like is the best way to form a relationship......right?

- You will also notice some of your stuff missing; nail polish, the earrings you love, the new journal you barely wrote anything, your handkerchief with your name on it, he would claim he doesn't know where you put it, but you have a feeling he took it

- Let's say, you investigated and find where he was hiding your missing items, instead of being mad at him, you kind of feel bad and realizes that maybe the reason why he took it was because there's barely a thing in your shared home that screamed you two were in a relationship

- You will confront him, not because you will tell him that you found the items he took from you, but because you noticed that the Yoon Bum you're with right now is not the same as the Yoon Bum, you were friends with before and you loved

- He would be nervous, frightened and jittery, thinking that maybe you'll break up with him, since every confrontation and talk he has with people always ends up with them being disgusted by him or throwing him away

- This man needs tons of reassurance, okay?! So when he realizes that you don't plan on breaking up with him, instead you plan to get to know him more by spending time with him and creating tons of memories together, he would bawl his eyes out, and the whole night, he would beg you to cuddle with him and not let go

- His love languages are words of affirmation, acts of service and more on quality time. I know that it could be a physical touch too, but I feel like Yoon Bum wanted to be closer more than just physical. I think being physical is the only representation he has in his mind of being one with his partner, but in reality, I believe the type of love he wants exceeds more than that

- Yoon Bum loves when you're vocal to him. He enjoys when he gets to know you better and loves when you tell him stuff about yourself

- If you do anything for him without him begging for it, let's say, you surprised him on his birthday, gifted him this huge plushie frog, took care of him when he was sick, go out of your way to pick him up when he said, although jokingly, that he was so tired from work he thinks his legs might give up on him; your work is 30 mins away from his, would remember the way his eggs were cooked, would remember to buy the stuff he said was almost empty, would defend him on your male co-workers who looks down on him for looking too feminine more than masculine.....you got this guy forever, and he is probably planning when is the best time to propose

- The moment he realizes that your relationship is secure enough to last forever, you'll notice how carefree he looks like, how he smiles more often, how he actually likes to say dirty jokes more than you do, and just the epitome of being cheesy

- Kind of R-18 but I bet he would love cross dressing and pegging. Also, likes it when he is at your mercy. But gosh, if you allow him to see himself as the dominant one, you're in for a ride 😌🙏🏼

- Probably very naughty and would just send sexy and suggestive photos when he feels like it

- I always see him as a furdad or a plantdad. Although, if you want to have his kids, he wishes that they look more you, because he thinks you're so pretty, and the little you running around would make his heart in a puddle

- I never see a perfect relationship with Yoon Bum as just him doing all the work. Yoon Bum is very insecure and if he notices that it was only him who does all the effort, you probably already broke his heart (we don't want that in this house)

- Remember! Yoon Bum is a hopeless romantic too and would love to be loved back unconditionally

- It is canon that it will be you who will propose to him first, and the moment you did, he would laugh, because all this time, he was carrying a box with a ring on it, adorned with your favorite stone, and just working up the courage to propose when the time is right on your little vacation

[joosthead]

Sorry for all of this in advance. Family AUs are my bread and butter regardless of which fandom I'm in and this revelation about the future of normal au has me going insane so just bare with me at moment. Sorry if this is weird/cringe or if you can't comment on anything due to spoilers.🫠

The first kid being an accident because of course he would be. 😅

Born soon after the first wedding, so was he the result of "we're engaged" sex or was he the reason for the proposal if there even was one before the wedding? Was Reader pregnant at the wedding??? If so, omg how cute but also it probably looked like a shotgun wedding to outsiders which is funny to me.

(Also if there was an engagement, how did Joost propose?? Was it romantic and planned or a spur of the moment thing?)

And of course the second kid is also an accident.🤣 They probably got too excited once given the all clear to have sex again after the first was born. Of course they would end up with two so close together.

Kids 1 and 2 sound like little menaces and I both love that for Joost and Reader and pity them at the same time. 

Also for the third kid, I love how Joost saying she's fussy and not liking any of his songs harkens back to when him and Reader first met and the first song of his she listened to was a skip. Like mother like daughter indeed.

I love thinking back to the prequel fic of when they met with Reader chewing out Joost for ruining her purse and later realizing she is having sex with a man with a crazy frog tattoo with all this future information in mind. Like, honey, you just met the father of your children. He is going to sing Crazy Frog to them as they go to sleep.

I'm going to say this in the context of normal au to not be parasocial and make assumptions about the actual guy, but I think Joost would be a great dad. He's like a big kid himself so he would get along with the lil kleins so well. Although that probably leaves all the discipline to poor Reader.

So those were my thoughts and feelings 🤪. I hope you don't mind all of that 😅. Normal au is one of my favorites on here and I love your writing. Can't wait to see how these two idiots fall in love. 👍

anon first of all: thank you thank you thank you for leaving this incredibly detailed and lovely ask it isn't weird or cringe I ABSOLUTELY LOVE LOVE LOVE TALKING ABOUT NORMAL AU !!! lolol i was actually going to have it so they're a 1 and done couple but i thought three little kleins running around would be so cute :’’’’))) i grappled a bit with how normal au would End as in in the future future but i really see them with the white picket fence and the kids and pets and everything….maybe it is my own personal penchant for domesticity but i can't imagine it any other way LOLSSS

reader was pregnant during the wedding!! but they didn’t know until after :’’) there was no proposal, in my head it was like they were taking a walk in joost’s hometown and he was like … we should get married. idk if town hall weddings exist in NE but they do now according to normal au LOL reader’s like yknow what. let’s get married. 

all of it was very spur of the moment but they wouldn’t have it any other way 🩷 and ofc finding out about baby 1 (i w decided he’s named laurens) is CRAZY unexpected for both of them :’’) my heart 

yes that's exactly why baby 2 is an accident LOLOL they pounced on each other the second they got the go ahead and one thing led to another and … baby 2 !! (i’m deciding baby 2 is named juna because of the song by clairo i don’t make the rules [i do make all the rules]) 

laurens n juna r partners in crime in every possible way… when they get old enough to talk and be little rascals they cover for each others various pint sized crimes of which i’m sure there are many—distracting papa from the music or mama from work, boosting each other up to steal cookies from cookie jar, 

there was really no room to worry about if they would get along or not since they’re so close in age…  fr my favorite irish twins 

sometimes reader and joost get at each others heads because parenthood but they will always remember that the common enemy is not each other—it’s the ✨kids✨jk …. unless….. 

baby number 3 (sanne!!) is definitely fussy the way reader is and the parallel to the night they met ,,, anon i didn’t even make that connection when i was writing it !! that is so fucking cute and i love how you KNOWW normal au hahaha oh my gosh i love that sm. i imagine laurens and juna to be a lot like joost in energy and mind while sanne is takes completely after reader

WHEN I TELLLLL YOUUUUUU THIS ALMOST MADE ME CRY AT WORK “like honey you just met the father of your children. he is going to sing crazy frog to them as they go to sleep.” FUCK. FUCKKKKKK. trust when you guys see the rest of normal au it will literally be such a surprise with even more future information

i also agree with you :33 normal au joost is just as blindsided by the babies as reader is but he definitely steps up to the plate for his people :33 i also think he is just such a softie he can't bring it in himself to discipline the kids in a way that matters so he has to beg reader to do it LOL

thank you so so so much for your thoughts and feelings and i invite them wholeheartedly and warmly!! i'm so happy you love normal au and my writing and i thank you for the kind compliments and such generous thoughts on normal au so so much they really keep me writing <333333

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[bethanythebogwitch]

Since my previous posts on fish Digimon and mermaid (and mermaid-adjacent) Digimon got lived, fuck it, all aquatic Digimon. This will be a series of posts because there are too many for one.

I'm going to start with Digimon with codified evolution lines. For non-fans, know that while Digimon evolve through different stages, its much less linear than in Pokemon. While Pokemon evolution usually goes a to b to c, Digimon evolution can go more like a to y to r back to g then merge with e to become q. That being said, there are some lines that are clearly intended to be the default, often because they featured in the animes where evolution is usually a lot more linear than in the games and virtual pets.

Literally the OG aquatic Digimon is Betamon. It debuted on the first virtual pet alongside series mascot Agumon and yet its never been in the spotlight. I say Betamon deserves to be a major partner Digimon in some anime or game by now. I love this little frog/lizard/ wamp monster/whatever it is. Betamon also has a recolored variant called ModokiBetamon. Using a recolor as a new Digimon was fairly common in the early franchise. I generally prefer variants to have more changed about them than just the color. I also generally don't like x-antibody Digimon. To make a long story short, x-antibody Digimon are variants of existing Digimon that I generally consider to be overdesigned and ugly. Betamon has an x-antibody variant that isn't too bad as far as x-antibodies go, but it's still adding unnecessary elements to a perfectly good design.

Betamon

Betamon X

Betamon's main evolution is Seadramon and it's a classic for a reason. This sea serpent is a beast and played a significant role in the first anime as a monster of the week. It can also breathe out a stream of supercold air that freezes its targets. When I think of aquatic Digimon, Seadramon is usually the first to come to mind. It's also notable for having an x-antibody variant that actually looks good.

Seadramon

Seadramon X

Seadramon evoles to MegaSeadramon, which is a great follow-up to Seadramon's design. The red body is nice and striking and that big metal horn can shoot electricity. Come to think of it, both Seadramon and MegaSeadramon were monsters of the week in episodes of Adventure where a partner Digimon unlocked an evolution. Maybe that's the line's specialty, they never take the spotlight but they play support to the heroes. MegaSeadramon has a recolor called WaruSeadramon which is just darker and evil. MegaSeadramon has an x-antibody variant that is so overdesigned I can't help but grudgingly respect it.

MegaSeadramon

MegaSeadramon X

The final evolution in the family is MetalSeadramon which is where the line stepped into the spotlight with MetalSeadramon being a major villain in Digimon Adventure. It was upgraded by the Crack Team (a hacker group that upgrades Digimon into cyborgs for their own nefarious goals) to become incredibly powerful and the fastest of all underwater Digimon. And according to the anime, it can fly. Unlike the others, MetalSeadramon doesn't have an x-antibody variant. Sort of. There is GigaSeadramon, which has the x-antibody and looks exactly like what you'd expect from MetalSeadramon X, but isn't. I dunno why.

MetalSeadramon

GigaSeadramon

The aquatic line most people will be familiar with is the Gomamon line doe to its role in Digimon Adventure. Gomamon is a cute little seal. Specifically, it is a spotted seal, or a gomafu-azarashi. I really like this guy doe to its role in the anime as a laid-back and goofy partner to a compulsive worrywart of a human. Gomamon has an x-antibody variant that's fine, but I still prefer the original.

Gomamon

Gomamon X

Gomamon evolves to Ikkakumon, a big, fluffy walrus with a unicorn horn. It looks like someone that would be great to hug if you can get past the fish breath. Also that horn can open up and shoot out\t a torpedo. Because Digimon.

The next stage is Zudomon, who is now a humanoid walrus who appers to be suffering from hair loss. It's now adept at moving on land and in water. It also uses tools, wearing a giant turtle shell as armor and wielding Thor's hammer (despite what the English dub will tell you)

The final stage is Vikemon, a badass viking walrus complete with the helmet. It leads an army of Zudomon and Ikkakumon and (in another viking reference) will go into a berserk rage in combat. It does lose a lot of the aquatic design elements, but I'd say it works out.

While Vikemon is now the default end of the Gomamon line, for a while in the early days it was Plesiomon instead. I can see why they changed it, as the viking walrus has a much better connection to the rest of the line than a plesiosaur. I honestly thin it works better as an ultimate/perfect or champion/adult level than a mega, but I'm not saying no to a Plesiosaur Digimon. Plesiomon has an x-antibody variant.

Plesiomon

Plesiomon X

What do you get when you combine a cyborg sea serpent and a plesiosaur? Turns out a mechanical submarine dragon. This is Aegisdramon, who was created by the afore-mentioned Crack Team using data from MealSeadramon and Plesiomon. While it was created by malicious hackers, it mostly handles data analysis and will allegedly purify evil. When it does fight, it's an absolute badass who is probably one of the Digital World's ocean's top dogs.

Syakomon was a fairly obscure Digimon until the game Digimon Survive made it a partner and gave it a defined evolution line. Syakomon answers the question of "how do you make a bivalve cute" by giving it a little puppy face. Weirdly enough, Syakomon originally debuted as a ultimate/perfect level before being retconned to be a rookie/child level, which makes more sense. It also has an x-antibody variant that is just atrocious. That's not fanart or concept art down there, that's the quality of the actual official art for it. Bandai paid for that quality.

Syakomon

Syakomon X

Syakomon evolves to Shellmon, which is definitely one of the weirder-looking Digimon; a weird, amorphous pink monster in a turban snail shell. Sound familiar? Yeah, it's pretty similar to Pokemon's Slowbro and Slowking. That's because they're based on the same thing: the sazae-oni, a legendary Japanese sea demon that wears a turban snail shell. Shellmon also has a green recolor called MoriShellmon.

Shellmon evolves to Mermaimon, which I covered in an earlier post. The mega/ultimate level is then MarineAngemon, one of the cutest and friendliest Digimon out there. While most mega/ultimate level Digimon are gigantic combat monsters, MarineAngemon is tiny and very peaceful. It spits heart-shaped bubbles that cause targets to calm down and lose their fighting spirit, meaning it disarms its foes with the power of love. It's based on a sea angel, a type of sea slug popular in Japan.

Another anime-canon line that leads to MarineAngemon comes in the supplemental material for Digimon Tamers. It starts win Penguinmon or Penmon. It's a Digimon penguin, nothing really standout about it, but a solid design. It also has a tropical themed red recolor called Muchomon.

The next stage is Dolphmon or Rukamon. Being a dolphin, it is very intelligent, but its thought processes are completely alien and nobody else really understands it. I think thats an interesting take on dolphin intelligence.

The next evolution is Whamon, a very cool whale digimon. This thing is one of the biggest Digimon out there and so large that only a few computers can fully render it. Absolute unit. and in most appearances, it's been a friendly ally to the heroes. Just an all-around excellent cetacean. In the Tamers universe, Whamon evolves to MarineAngemon, meaning one of the biggest Digimon evolves to one of the smallest. I dig it.

The final default line I'm going to talk about today is the Otamamon line. Otamamon is a half-metamorphosed tadpole that is also a singer. It crawls out onto rocks and practices its singing. While Otamamon prefers col water, it has a warm-water red recolor. It also has an x-antibody variant that is pretty ugly.

Otamamon

Otamamon X

Otamamon evolves to Gekomon, which has an amazing singing voice and a face only a mother could love. They're born from musical data and are some of the greatest musicians in the Digital World but man are they ugly. That tongue gives me the creeps.

Gekomon evolves to ShogunGekomon or TonosamaGekomon, which is where the line ends as they don't have a dedicated mega/ultimate level. It's still really gross to look at and still a great musician that leads choruses of Gekomon. I don't really have much else to say about it.

Now that the dedicated lines are done with (the Jellymon line is in the mermaid post), I'll do more freeform entries in a post coming soon to dashboards near you.

[xxrhxysxx]

John Price headcanons #1

this will be multiple parts because I love this man also I'm really trying to write more.

(TW: nothing really, some swearing and very little talk on sexuality and what he finds sexy)

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He likes chocolate ice cream. It is literality his favorite flavor ( he used to eat an unhealthy amount when he was a kid lol)

He’s more of a coffee person than a tea person.

When he was a kid he used to have a cute little doggy named Valorie. He lost her to old age and now really likes the song by Amy Winehouse.

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When he was a kid he also had a big fat crush on Princess Tiana from The Princess and the Frog.

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He almost got married once but it really didn’t work out…

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I personally HC him as unlabeled sexually. he likes both men and women, and if had to pick he would say bisexual but he isn’t sure. He really doesn't care as long as he and whoever he's with are both happy.

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He had a shit ton of black friends growing up lol ( this is probably why he's so fond of Gaz) He most likely had a black girlfriend at some point. Long term too!

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He takes really good care of his beard.

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The first time he had non-British food he damn near left the country permanently. This man was in love ( he specifically loves Indian and Jamaican cuisine)

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He loves 80s-2000s rock but also listens to jazz and R&B.

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Probably has a small crush on Megan Thee Stallion ( it really is not that small lol breaks his neck whenever her name is mentioned in conversation) Gaz is on his ass about it lol

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He has a slight dad-bod

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He thinks open-backed clothes are sexy

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He lives in an apartment it is quite big but it's nothing special. He wants a pet to come home to but he’d be too worried it will die while he is gone.

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He would love his partner no matter what. You would need to do something world-shattering for him to stop loving you.

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He snores so fucking loud omg... (It's bad guys... Real bad)

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. That's it. I had a lot of run writing this and I hope you guys enjoyed reading it my request are in fact open so if anyone what to sent a request I'd be happy to answer it. Tho it might take me a minute because in a slow writer and school is hard lol-rhys☆

[superpositvecloudshipper]

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Ok guys here we go here arey canaries pictures and names 😁

This is apricot he is a male and alleged father of jellybean and keiko 💕gives me a lithle attitude sometimes but is overall an amazing dad to his babies (something I wish I had lmao)

This is cinnamon he is male and alleged father of Lucy, jenny Green and karim. He always makes sure to feed the babies even if they aren't his bless him.

This is sparrow she is female mother of jellybean, keiko, Lucy, jenny Green and karim. I love her but she really needs to stop producing babies she is literally hatching more as we speak.

This is charmander(my little brother named him) he is a male and co parent of all the babies. He always makes sure mama gets off if her best to go eat for herself and take a bird bath 💕

This is jellybean the eldest child and I think is a boy. He is such a sweetheart.

This is keiko second oldest and I think she is a female so poofy and cute.

This is Lucy I think he may be a boy😂but I love him all the same. Has a very active personality was out of the nest as soon as possible.

This is Jenny Green I think she is female and quite a quiet little fellow really gentle and sweet.

AND FINNALY.....

Little baby karim who I think is a boy but could definitely be a girl. He is super adorable but boy does he have a mouth on him anytime I've had to pop him back in the nest(before they fully fledge and can properly fly you have to make sure to put them back in the nest so they don't freeze) he has had a full on go at me 😂

I hope you liked my analysis on my canaries they are all super cute and i love them 💕 comment your favourite one below and why 😁

[voidsentprinces]

Poison frog toxic red flag murder dragon, I never play or write about?

Hey. Hey hey tell me about them. Theyre cute as fuck I wanna know more about em.

DO NOT CUTE THE POISON FROG TOXIC RED FLAG MURDER DRAGON!

Ladies, Gentlemen, and the Eldritch Beings Beyond the Mortal Comprehension of Mankind:

Meet Envy, full title: Invidia Leviathan Tepes, Prince of Envy (for redundancy)

Amongst all the Gods, Demons, and Villains I have ever created, he is the A B S O L U T E W O R S T. I am not even going to list it. Think of something bad. He's done it. He is against the Geneva Accords. Everything from minor infractions like shop lifting to being one of the reasons THERE ARE NO LONGER ANY GODS BEYOND DEATH NOW (in writing lore that is).

He is the only Voidsent Prince who is actually the Original Sin incarnate. He is selfish to extreme, is murder happy, will use, abuse, and toss away anyone and anything he wants. Literally believes the world revolves around him and anything to the contrary needs to be IMPALED WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE!

You were born.

Congrats.

You were born to worship and serve him. If you are not doing any of those two things. You deserve to die or be tortured for doing either of those two things too little, too much, or even perfectly fine but he's bored of you now, DIE NOW AND SAVE HIM THE INCONVIENCE OF KILLING YOU, THANKS!

He enters the story coiled around the heart of a Goddess who consuming her divinity himself. While driving her completely mad with jealousy which leads to the First Twilight of the Gods. Because the First God got bored one day, I shit you not. Due to taking the divinity of a deity for himself. He grows from a small snake into The Leviathan. His second act after being torn out of said Goddess's chest by her sister is to bite the hand of the Goddess of Light and tumble down from the heavens onto the mortal plane. Where he spends the rest of his time strangling the world with the length of his body and killing anything that thinks to sail on his seas. When he is eventually drop kicked into Hell. He is then forced by Death to go from a primordeal draconic being who is the length of the seven seas and two oceans to a humanoid you see before you. Leaving his tail behind to envy what he once was. Despite the downsizing, aforementioned, its done nothing to curb his ego and he has decided being punished like this is NOW EVERYONES PROBLEM!

Actively hates living things and use to cause earthquakes and tsunamis on a whim to wipe out anyone who settled too close to the oceans he thought he fucking owned.

Does he take a moment to reflect that maybe doing any of this will make people hate him in the short term and try and hunt him down in the long term? HAHAHA!

NO!

Aforementioned, ya not serving his whims or if you bore him, he do not give a fuck about repercussions. He's the edgy dude who never grew out of the edge phase is just 2 cool for school. If that guy got his hands on the strength and power to force people under his heel. Actively is immortally youthful, strong enough to fight off entire armies, the ability to generate water and cause earthquakes at a whim. Gilgamesh before he met Enkidu, but if meeting Enkidu made him even worse and he learned nothing of humility and shrugged off Enkidu's death.

I don't write him cause he is just...a walking trigger warning and that makes me uncomfortable. I would change him, but like...the cast NEEDS like that one (1) absolute bastard character. Irredeemable, unbashedly terrible on every level, is the reason people probably started to write down war crimes and formed rules around: Maybe we shouldn't do these bad things during combat actually...lets set up rules.

Not that he'd follow them. You kidding? Telling HIM what to do? The gall!

Anyway, here have his theme while you're here:

[mxltifxnd0m]

i feel like sam is lowk scarily knowledgeable abt the human body and how to disect a human body for consumption or something scary like that (bc i feel like bc he and dean burn a lot of body he does his own research on it n stuff) and like let’s say u n him r js cuddling or you guys have js done the deed and he’s laid between your thighs and you’re playing with his hair he’s js tells u some weird and disturbing fact abt the human body but u can’t even get mad or be disturbed bc he js looks so cute saying it and the delivery js makes u laugh and yeah

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mmm that's really interesting to think about! tbh it does sound like a topic that sam would have useless (maybe useful) knowledge about dissecting the human body or know a lot of fun facts about a dead body in general lol. I like to think he took an anatomy class and even got to dissect like a frog or some form of animal back when he was at stanford.

OMGG STOPP thats somehow cute and slightly disturbing to think about LOLL. having weird facts thrown at me as a form a pillowtalk would be weird in general but if its coming from sammy... well i can't be mad at him for that LMAO.

like you guys are winding down for the night and just chatting before you guys sleep or you guys had a really intense romp in the sheets and sam is laying his head your chest, your hand running through his hair, the other drawing random shapes into his bicep while his arms are wrapped around you loosely but is trailing up and down your skin soothingly. and its there's a calm silence that settled between the two of you until sam breaks it with a really absurd fact about the human body seemingly out of nowhere and you can't help but chuckle at the man in your arms while he looks very serious about the fact he just told you.

hed be like 'no im being serious!' and then he gets out of your arms and sits up and goes on this little tangent that you listen to but you can't help but laugh half way through it and to shut him up, you plant your lips on top of his. it works and he melts into the kiss.

sorry my mind went places but yes!! sammy is so cute and is filled with random knowledge and will not hesitate to let his partner know a fun fact, even after they finish having sex LMAOO

[auckie]

Im lije an accidental bug killer by nature if they hurt me i smack them like a caved man and i am scared of bites truthfully. Maybe theres a way 2 get past that like if a bite doesnt hurt maybe it wudnt phase me? The blue tarantulas man.....theyre so gorgeous.....i want to put on jazz records for them...i want to play with them....i want to build those blue beetle guys a doll house and put them in it and officiate their weddings......oogh......i feel i wudnt want roaches unless i did the composting thing? This also reminds me. I wonder if i cud do a worm bin with like native earthworms rather than the euroupean ones......but i may still end up w a fishy bc i love them. My cat love them......but if i find a bunch of local isopods i may consider keeping some im dead ass....plus if i move i cud set them free bc theyre native. Triops r cute too....Ty for yr responze. Sry abt urticating hairs i hope they dont make u sneeze. Also whats yr opinion on mantis pets they feel like hard to keep arnd indoors like pitcher plants or something

You totally can do a worm bin for composting! In fact it’s like, almost necessary. I mean, as far as finding local ones it’s def easier and cheaper too, plus if the compost goes in your yard the cycle is complete 😌

The blue tarantulas are my absolute fav. They’re so cute, so fun and easy. So long as you do your research and know what you’re doing! They’re not crazy expensive as slings either and fairly easy to find— maybe not at pet smart but if there’s any sort of weird pet shop around, chances are they sell at the very least GBBs and some brachys or grammastolas, which aren’t as fun but as I mentioned the Brazilian black is a very hardy and chill spider. They do get pretty big tho and are terrestrial more than fossorial, so you’ll see them more often than not.

Good luck with the fish! They are very fun! My work keeps some large discus and we get to feed them straight up meat. It’s a big beautiful tank with plants above it, and we also have a palladarium with frogs and geckos and little guppies in the water portion. I love feeding all of them.

The pods are a great, cheap and easy thing to do in addition to the fish tank as well! And like you said, if you realize it’s not for you, dump their asses outside. I had a potted plant that I brought in for winter that had a ton of isopods and millipedes. When I left it outside it was full of lynx and jumping spiders too, but I set them loose so they wouldn’t explore my house. The pot was large enough that the isopods couldn’t escape and since I was feeding them regularly, the plants got a ton of nutrients and would bloom like crazy year round. Come spring I just set it outside!

I get the roaches, I just am contractually obligated to attempt a sell. I’m they’re only advocate 🥺 I get it tho like whenever I do get bit by something my instinct is to kill it or shake it lol

I’ve kept mantids before and they’re very finicky. I think I didn’t give mine enough space, plus the ones I had didn’t live super long (but it’s bc I was breeding them lol). Depending on species they do well in large, moist, naturalistic set ups, and have a voracious appetite so you’ll have to go buy appropriately sized feeders for them. You can usually follow the abdomen rule of feeding them whatever size their butts are, and if they don’t take it, offering softer bodied, smaller options.

[dacuslucy]

MOUNTAIN FROG TAG TAHTS MEEEE!!!! iswitched to tumblr laptop so i could type faster anyways prom lore dump dinner was SOOO fun and the last dance dinner im ever gonna do with my best best friend because theyre leaving me for college next year :( but we got yummy pizza and fries and milkshakes and we listened to minecraft parody songs in the car between places YAYYYY!! got to dance with a lot of different people but thank god me and a couple other people brought some public school girlies with us bc good lord my lame little private school peers do not know how to get down let me tell you. ALSO MY FELLAS (this group of three guys who are like my sidekicks in event planning) they said they would go to waffle house after and then bailed which was LAAAAME considerin gi didn't even come up with the idea. but whatever. also i painted my favorite guy's nails and we matched pink nail polish !!!! HERES a picture of that actually because it was so silly and fun aaaaand prom ramble over. and also in sports world (a key part of our coffee times) my dear little hockey team are so embarrassing we lost 7-0 to winnipeg last night and we let vegas come back from a 3-0 deficit to win in overtime today so like im bandwagoning a different team actually. and also i don't care about mens sports actually all i care about is paige bueckers and katie ledecky and summer mcintosh and mollie ocallaghan and caitlin clark and sam kerr and mackenzie arnold and midge purce and crystal dunn and and and and. HOW ARE YOUUUU AMELIEEEEEE!!!!

ROWEEEEE THIS IS SO LOVELY I HOPE YOU KNOW I GRINNED WHILE READING THIS WHOLE PARAGRAPH!!!!first of all that makes me so sad bc i have some lovely friends i know that r graduating this year and i am . i dont think ive come to terms w the fact that theyre actually leaving. so., haha!!!! tahts so fun!!!!! ahaha..... OMG MILKSHAKES MY MILKSHKE BRINSG ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD ILOVEEEEE MILKSHAKES THAT SOUNDS SO LOVELY ... youre loterally livingt the american high school dream your life is a movie etc ... THE NAILS ARE SOO CUTE I LOVE THE COLOUR & THAT IS JUST SO SWEET THAT YALL ARE MATCHING 🥹 SPORTS WIN (actually a sports loss for your teams ... taking those big L's....)but it makes sense bc they r the men and mens sports SUCK are you goung to watch the wnba draft tomorrow bci am SO EXCUTED BUT I CANT WATCHI T AND IM SO UPSET andi. need someone to watych iut and liveblog it in my dms bc i want to see all the outfits and all the evefrything and AAAAAAAAAAAAA anyway yes. WIVES FOR THE WIN LETS GO

[snowfadings]

meet my stuffies !! ── ♡

🌿tucker - (he/him) my babiest baby boy :] i will probably post so many pics of him n plan to get him so many clothes + a paci (note: pls be careful going 2 this acc but the post itself is safe!) tucker is a bab frog ♡ 🌸amelia - (she/her) my hugmallow !! she is a pink cheetah ! i got her for myself for my birthday a few years ago !! 🍂dune - (they/them) oh my babyyyy i love dune so somuch they are one of my favorite babies 2 cuddle with <3 they r a little baby goat plush! ❄️gerard / g - (he/they) lol u can probably guess who this baby is named after :'] they r a little penguin i got from an aquarium !

🐘ezra - (they/them) an elephant ! such a good road trip buddy 🪻milkshake - (they/she) a v little cow w/ purple spots & a bandana. this baby holds soso much sentimental value for me i love her &lt;3 🍞good ol' banjo mcsquiggle - (he/him) if any of u play or ever played toontown u may remember the silly name generator, that's how i picked this guys name :] i wanna make or buy a bowtie for him! he is also a goat like dune, but slightly bigger ☁️pocket lint - (it/its) hehe this name was for fun but stuck. another goat but even smaller than dune !! i swear there's a reason for the goat theme 🫧toby - (they/them) pretty shiny owl w sequins ! their sequins r reversible, one side is white n the other is iridescent !! ☕todd - (he/him) rottweiler plush w/ a little easter bunny headband! 💕baby - (she/her) grey schnauzer w/ a valentine's day themed bandana &lt;3 💧tuna - (she/they) o she is so so cute n cozy n comforting. little blue and white purrito :] 🍏nash - (he/him) weighted dino plushie !! such a calming little guy 🦎flannery - (he/him) bearded dragon fuzzamallow, so so soft 🐳laslow - (he/him) beluga whale squishmallow ! he is such a good stuffy to cuddle with !! 🦄mystic - (she/her) unicorn beanie baby :]🦇diego - (all pronouns bc i said so!!!) skelanimal bat :] !!! my other babiest boy 🦥dangler - (he/him) beanie boo sloth, was gifted him for my birthday a few years ago :] 🩵taffy - (she/her) light blue easter themed bunny ☃️dasher - (he/him) jus a little reindeer guy ! 🐮winston - (any pronouns) little cream colored cow w/ some brown spots on their head 🐢franklin - (he/him) yes he is a sea turtle not a regular turtle but either way he is a turtle so i named him franklin ! he's a sea turtle beanie boo 🐯tiggy - (she/her) tiger beanie boo w green eyes and inner ears, she's so cute :']

+ bonus: lps customs !! 🐈misha - (she/her) siamese kitty w tiger pajamas she is just a little baby .. my love &lt;3 🌈sherbet - (she/they) rainbow bear w beautiful glittery eyes i will try to keep the list updated as much as i can !!

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Hello there 👋🏻

I left the sanders sides fandom and blocked every tag just short of four years ago, just after the release of DWIT. Now, there is no obligation for you to answer this ask, but if you feel up to it, think you could fill me in on everything that’s gone down? Has there really not been another ‘proper’ episode since then? Like I said, you aren’t obligated to answer. It just, seems like there’s been a lot. Thought it would be easier to ask someone. Thanks for your time.

im putting this under a read more cos. shit gets extensive

ok so here’s the shitty rundown:

if you remember, at the end of dwit virgil confessed to having been a “dark side” in the past, and thomas didn’t seem to take it well

the next episode was a sanders asides, which is basically,, shorter videos that were promised to give us more content (lie)

in this asides, thomas found out his friend was like. an ex homophobe. and somehow that’s a parallel to virgil having been a dark side??? ok

basically thomas realized he needed to accept virgil for everything he was, including his past. but they couldn’t come up with a better allegory. so it’s apparently canon that thomas thinks of dark sides as being the same as. ex bigots. idfk

about a year later, the svs redux came out. oh boy

thomas got back from the wedding, sang a song with patton and roman about how it sucked because lee and mary lee didn’t drop everything to spend time with him instead of. celebrating their fucking wedding. thomas basically said “wahhh why won’t lee and mary lee talk to me instead of focusing on themselves at their own wedding 😡😡😡😡” which like. whatever i guess

they debated on whether it would’ve been better to discuss the wedding vs callback decision with lee and mary lee beforehand and patton was like “but they may have been sad if you picked the wedding, and they would’ve been sad if you picked the callback” blah blah

logan came in as a pixelated pop up (called “logans lowdowns”) and was like “im gonna give helpful information via text box” and no one bothered to read them cos they’re jerks (I DID. MY REACT VIDEO PROVES IT. real logan stans read the text and then had to rewind the video to hear the other dorks jshdjdjfjf)

ultimately patton ended up suggesting that thomas should sacrifice himself for others. and also he should only take care of himself in emergency situations. and he turned into a frog

oh yeah and then deceit popped in and was like “patton you’re being a little extra” and explained that if you only take care of yourself in emergency situations, you won’t be nearly as equipped to handle it as you would be if you. you know. utilized self care a more reasonable amount

then roman was like “shut up deceit” and deceit was like “my name is janus” and roman was like “shut up janus, also that name is stupid” and janus was like “well you’re the evil twin so suck on that”

im doing a bad job of explaining the tension but holy SHIT this video…

anyway, after the redux was flirting with social anxiety, which is another asides. it’s an animatic because covid prevented thomas from actually going to the mall but anyway

thomas went to the mall having one mini moral crisis after another, until he saw a cute guy he wanted to talk to. but virgil was like “hell no” and roman was like “hell yes” and they basically spent the entire video arguing over whether it was a good idea to approach a stranger (regardless of how cute said stranger was)

ultimately, thomas and the stranger, nico flores, managed to get to talking, and they really seemed to hit it off! thus followed a really cute end credit scene back at the apartment, i really recommend watching that part on its own i fucking love it

the next episode was the third and final (so far) asides, in which thomas has sought help from logan in basically getting his life together, starting with cleaning his apartment

throughout the endeavor, thomas tries to follow the plan logan helped him get together in order to get it done, but remus has plans of his own. with every step thomas takes, remus puts a bear trap in his path. you know. metaphorically

oh yeah and the subplot is that thomas texted nico something stupid and he hasn’t responded and thomas is like “pls god why” probably because he’s worried he scared nico off (i can’t remember what the text said but i think it was cringe? idk hsjdhdj)

logan is trying to help thomas work through his intrusive thoughts… hence the title of the video jsjdjfkfk but remus is pretty relentless. finally, logan approaches remus and is like “what the fuck dude” and remus is like. well y’all know what remus is like akdjkdjfkf

remus starts ignoring logan and logans eyes glow orange and he’s like “STOP IGNORING ME” and remus is turned on or something and he’s like “but who do you really wanna scream that at?”

nico calls thomas and is like “wanna look at art?” and thomas is like “hell yeah” and leaves in the middle of cleaning which makes logan sad and ill kill thomas for making logan sad /j (there was also ominous vague foreshadowing from janus eating an apple in a tree or some shit idk)

then there’s the five year anniversary shit. which is like. pointless skhddkjf it’s basically thomas asking the sides shit about the series and it’s mostly fluff until you look into it. pretty much on the surface level kahdjdfjfk

i don’t remember it well i only watched it a couple times so

im not gonna talk about can plushies improve our health it makes me too mad

then the last video in the sanders sides playlist is the over the garden wall cover which i recommend simply because thomas/janus’s voice is so good and the vibes are so soft i cant

and there ya have it. you’re caught up now. now i have a question for you; what the FUCK do you mean, “four years ago, just after the release of dwit”. that was two years ago you are lying to me /j

[spacestationstorybook]

at home <3 watched 3 movies on the plane and two of them had a main character named cady. my thoughts on them

mean‏‏‎ ‎girls:‏‏‎ ‎i have seen this one before <3 still iconic though i could have done without the double drop of the r slur. very relatable in aspects because i was an autistic kid with a special interest in animals which is kind of like being a homeschooled kid raised in africa but you know. only kind of. also i would NEVER dumb myself down for a boy. or for a girl actually. a lot of times i think to myself "yes you think it's dumb because a straight person did it and the guy isn't even that hot but would you do this if it was a girl." and this time the answer is actually no. wayyy too self conscious about my intelligence for that.

the‏‏‎ ‎princess‏‏‎ ‎and‏‏‎ ‎the‏‏‎ ‎frog:‏‏‎ ‎have actually never seen this one because when i was a kid dr.‏‏‎ ‎facilier‏‏‎ ‎scared me. it was cute. the 1920s‏‏‎ ‎hyperfixation‏‏‎ ‎is chugging along which is a major reason i wanted to watch it now. the romance moved way too fast but it's a disney movie of course it did. i think‏‏‎ ‎charlotte‏‏‎ ‎is‏‏‎ ‎a‏‏‎ ‎lesbian.‏‏‎ ‎i just know dr.‏‏‎ ‎facilier‏‏‎ ‎drives‏‏‎ ‎the tumblr‏‏‎ ‎girlies wild.

m3gan:‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‎‎quite good :) low on gore and jumpscares which is good in my opinion because i am a little scareds of those. sadly. usually i'm not into "look at this crapsack world we're living in doesn't it Suck" humor because it just makes me depressed but like. i could deal. also gemma‏‏‎ ‎is‏‏‎ ‎DEF a lesbian. the flannel alone but also like the everything. i wanted to watch this movie primarily for her because i heard she was like a mad scientist with trouble interacting with people who grows to form a close bond with her niece and i did get that even if i got terrible secondhand embarrassment from some of the stuff she said to cady. not gonna ship with her but i liked her.

[brucequeensteen]

pics on my camera roll to send you <3

OH MY GOD THESE R GREAT.... peace and love on planat earth................. that new diary of a wimpy kid genuinely and unironically seems like something i wanna read im only a tiny bit embarrassed to admit. those dogs are so soso so cute :))) THAT SPANAKOPITA LOOKS SOOOO TASTY AND I LOVEEEE THE FROG hes just a little guy. thank you 💞❣️

[cassowary-rapture]

Day 1

T and I decided to go out for dinner at one of two restaurants in his tiny town and within 30 seconds of me starting my car I had gotten it stuck in a ditch with the rear passenger side tire hanging in the air. T had to tow it out with his truck and the little girl across the street came outside to film it lol

To be fair he was staring at me while wearing a werewolf mask but to be more fair almost this exact same thing happened before, except worse and when I was alone in the car -- I tried to back out of a driveway and got stuck on a retaining wall

Had grilled cheese sandwiches and chocolate shakes and then went for a night hike, with lots of big frogs and arrowhead spiders/triangle orbweavers (Verrucosa arenata) with big webs across the trail

Day 2

BUGFEST!!! It's gotten a bit repetitive since they have basically the same tables/exhibits every year but I actually went to one of the presentations this time -- one on spider venom -- and think I'll try to attend more next year. But the main thing is that it's just wonderful being surrounded by bugs and people who are excited about bugs, some of whom were also dressed as bugs, including a spider with entombed prey and a praying mantis.

Also saw the guy who was wearing a full-body moth costume two years ago and showed us some other awesome buggy sewing projects

Wandered around for like three hours, got some cool free pins, had a picnic with R on the art museum grounds, and then headed back to T's place

Day 3

Hung out with T. We went to the Old Carbonton Dam, hiked/climbed stuff at my favorite hiking spot on the Haw River (lots of wolf spiders, baby toads, and freshwater snails!), got Greek food, hung out at Bynum Bridge, and went to a guerrilla screening of Nostalgia for the Light, which was very good and chilling, at a park in Durham. On the walk to the park there was a bench that was also a mailbox!! Had a long and sleepy but fun drive back to T's with Joep Beving and many toad puns

Staying in the RV was fun and I miss my table bed but do not miss the very tiny bathroom or drinking what I am pretty sure was hose water

I really miss that area. You know when you go to the mountains and look out at the landscape and it's just kind of breathtaking? I feel the same way about the Triangle area now. I'm used to living someplace flat and overdeveloped and it's so green and hilly there. There are SO MANY TREES

I could go on but yeah yeah I like it there

Non-death related post-trip thoughts: I should maybe try to make friends here? Try another app maybe and open it up to men? I can tell them to fuck off if they don't read the "sexual orientation" bit and hit on me. I could probably make one friend. Anyway T asked if I'd made any friends here and I told him about cute vape shop guy and feeding the turtles shredded carrots. So I have done business with cute living things. Which is something! But that does not actually count and I can probably do a bit better