#but arggh your brain 💽 anon

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i feel like sam is lowk scarily knowledgeable abt the human body and how to disect a human body for consumption or something scary like that (bc i feel like bc he and dean burn a lot of body he does his own research on it n stuff) and like let’s say u n him r js cuddling or you guys have js done the deed and he’s laid between your thighs and you’re playing with his hair he’s js tells u some weird and disturbing fact abt the human body but u can’t even get mad or be disturbed bc he js looks so cute saying it and the delivery js makes u laugh and yeah

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mmm that's really interesting to think about! tbh it does sound like a topic that sam would have useless (maybe useful) knowledge about dissecting the human body or know a lot of fun facts about a dead body in general lol. I like to think he took an anatomy class and even got to dissect like a frog or some form of animal back when he was at stanford.

OMGG STOPP thats somehow cute and slightly disturbing to think about LOLL. having weird facts thrown at me as a form a pillowtalk would be weird in general but if its coming from sammy... well i can't be mad at him for that LMAO.

like you guys are winding down for the night and just chatting before you guys sleep or you guys had a really intense romp in the sheets and sam is laying his head your chest, your hand running through his hair, the other drawing random shapes into his bicep while his arms are wrapped around you loosely but is trailing up and down your skin soothingly. and its there's a calm silence that settled between the two of you until sam breaks it with a really absurd fact about the human body seemingly out of nowhere and you can't help but chuckle at the man in your arms while he looks very serious about the fact he just told you.

hed be like 'no im being serious!' and then he gets out of your arms and sits up and goes on this little tangent that you listen to but you can't help but laugh half way through it and to shut him up, you plant your lips on top of his. it works and he melts into the kiss.

sorry my mind went places but yes!! sammy is so cute and is filled with random knowledge and will not hesitate to let his partner know a fun fact, even after they finish having sex LMAOO

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OMG LOVE UR TOP 5😋😋

i can’t do top 5 but i’m gonna do top 10 bc i am also stuck on s10😋😋

joint 1. season 5 and 4

joint 2. season 6 and 7

3. season 3

4. season 2 (my mum called s2 sam greasy)

5. season 1

6. season 8

7. season 9

8. season 10

BUT ALL OF THEM R RLLY FIT

i js prefer muscular sam tbh bc i love a bicep and i love muscular men, but i also love s1-3 but those eras kinda boyish in my eyes, like i do love the pretty boy look but muscular “whatta man” sam has my heart😭😭S3 SAM IN THE CHRISTMAS EP WHERE HE GETS SKINMAGS (he was looking at me🤭) BUT YEAH ALSO S8 WITH THAT HAIR, HE GOTTA PUT IT IN A PONYTAIL SO HE CAN SUCK MY 16172626182£61919101726629117618192721 INCHER WITH A BLUETOOTH SPEAKER, GLITTER AND A BOW RN but yes

anyways sorry but yeah😋🤞

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LOL I LOVE YOUR RANKING (your mom calling season 2 sam greasy is actually funny but a little offensive) (biased bc i love season 2 sammy)

NO FR HE LOOKS GOOD IN EVERY SEASON ITS UNFAIR 😭😭

no you're so real for liking muscly sam, but id argue that he was always muscly, he just bulked up after season 3 and he looks so good though in season 4 @_@ like yes i want to bite his biceps like grrrr

OMG SEASON 8 SAM MY LOVE ARGGH YESS

need to play with his hair desperately in that season like braid it and put it in fun hairstyles like he would have looked so good in a half up and down look

(also need to brush the long locks from his face as he eats me out or pull it out of his face and into a small ponytail as he sucks on my strap bc yeah he loves that and i agree with you 💽 anon so much LOL)

DON'T APOLOGIZE I LOVE YOUR BRAIN 💽 ANON