#FOR TEN BUCKS

[bigmammallama5]

the adult joy of discovering my pack of six chicken breasts i got at a 50% sale came with seven breasts

[quniwy]

hello tf fandom have a prowl

[mel-kusanagi]

there's always a kiss scene that usually happens while the movie starts to end, right?

aka how beyond the spiderverse ends

[bunjywunjy]

I just went to a local sit down restaurant with mother. It was a Mexican restaurant.

For 35 dollars we got a pair of drinks (free refills) six enchiladas between us plus two sides a piece, plus I ordered dessert (flan). And two things of chips and salsa.

My average order from taco bell for just me is about 20 dollars at the minimum.

My mom has decided we are going back at least once a week if we can... and never going to taco bell ever again.

FUCK FAST FOOD SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL MEXICAN JOINT

[cashmoneyyysstuff]

you are . . NOT !!

katsuki watches the maury show with you

you’re watching the maury show on your computer when katsuki marches into your room without a word and flops down next to you on your bed.

“ hello to you, too.” you snort. his words are muffled by your sheets but you’re about 90% sure he told you to shut up, you ignore it.

he lays face down on your bed for a while not saying anything and you know he’s had a long day and wants to be close to you without actually talking. you don’t mind, you’ll give him his space until he reaches out himself.

and he does after a little bit, turning his head around to face you as he looks from you to your computer screen, eyes focusing on the woman screaming that the man she cheated on her husband with was 100% not the father of her baby, mixed with the cheers of the audience.

he looks at you and raises a brow “ what’s happenin ?”

“ lady cheated on her husband with his brother.” you respond.

“ his brother ?” he repeats. his eyebrows furrow and you know he’s hooked. if there’s one thing katsuki loves but will never admit he does, it’s trash tv.

you nod, grinning somewhat evilly “his brother. now they’re trying to find out which one’s the father.”

he hums, scooting himself closer to you so he can see the screen too. he flips himself around so his neck isn’t craned at that awkward angle anymore and settles himself down right next to you. hook, line and sinker.

he wraps his arm around your shoulder and shoves his head in your neck, breathing you in. you both don’t say anything. “do you want me to play it from the beginning for you ?” he shakes his head in your neck. you reach your hand up to scratch at his scalp and you smile when he sighs. he holds you a little tighter, pressing feather light kisses into your neck.

katsuki’s never been good at expressing himself with any other emotion that isn’t anger. it makes him feel stupid and weak and soft. he’s had a long fucking day and he doesn’t wanna talk about it, simply wanting to indulge in you but he can’t tell you that, can’t find the words to, so he tries to find other ways to tell you and he hopes you understand and you do.

katsuki’s thankful for you because sometimes he wants to talk, wants to open up about what’s bothering him but sometimes he doesn’t. he doesn’t and you don’t pry when you know he doesn’t and he’s so thankful for you. he presses kisses on your skin and soft bites at your flesh to convey just how thankful he is, how grateful he is for having you. he hopes every warm press of his lips against your skin can convey how much he loves you loving him. and it does, because you turn your head and kiss the side of his head so sweetly and he knows you’re it for him.

he’ll tell you all of this one day, he promises. he’ll tell you all the thoughts swimming around in his head one day, but he hopes this’ll do for now. and unknowingly to him, it absolutely does.

he pulls his head out of your neck and kisses you hard on the cheek one, two, three times and you giggle. you feel him smile into your cheek when he kisses you a fourth time.

“fuck’re they screamin’ about ?” he says and you turn to look back at the screen. the woman is yelling at her husband’s brother vehemently denying the possibility of him being her baby’s father. you feel a little bad for laughing. “ she says he’s not the dad” you answer.

he clicks his tongue “ why the fuck is she on the show then.” he says, turning his attention back to your computer but his grip on you stays secure. you press yourself a little closer to him.

you’re still smiling lightly when you look back at your screen, simply shrugging. “ she said something about her having more sex with her husband than with him.” you answer and he snorts.

“ ten bucks neither one of them’s the father.”

[chronicowboy]

"I guess it's just me that makes you nervous then," Tommy teases, gentle as anything, and suddenly everything inside Buck just settles.

This is flirting. This is something he knows how to do, man or not. Because he likes Tommy. Thinks, terrifyingly, that he might like Tommy more than he's ever liked anyone he's dated before. Which is a lot, probably, to think on a first date. But Tommy's looking at him with an endless patience and warmth that Buck feels in every inch of him. It's easy not to worry then.

"I don't know if nervous is the right word," Buck murmurs, heat rising in his cheeks.

"Oh, yeah?" Tommy quirks a smile at him, whole face lighting up with it like he's seen the tension melt out of Buck all at once.

"Mm." Buck nods, takes a sip of beer without looking away from Tommy's deep eyes. "Flustered, maybe." He ducks his head when Tommy's grin only grows brighter. "Giddy." He tangles their feet together under the table, the rest of the room fading away. "A little like a schoolkid with their first crush."

"Well, that explains all the pigtail pulling," Tommy retorts, leaning back in his seat and folding his arms over his chest. Buck lets himself look at the bulge of his biceps, big, bigger than Buck's even, mouth-watering apparently, lets himself appreciate them for a moment.

"You're not gonna let me live that down, are you?"

"Oh, come on, Evan." Tommy snorts. "Think I get to lord that over you for a little while. If not for myself, then on Eddie's behalf at least."

"A little while, huh?" Buck redirects them, something seizing in his chest at the mention of Eddie's name. He falls back into a familiar move, looks up at Tommy from under his eyelashes and watches the man smile like he just can't help it. "You thinking of keeping me around then? Even with all the..." He waves his hand at himself, a gesture to the embarrassing ally word vomit that he'd dropped on him just moments ago.

"This is new to you." Tommy shrugs. "Wasn't expecting you to be a real Casanova first time around."

"Casanova," Buck repeats gleefully, beaming when Tommy rolls his eyes and blushes just ever so slightly.

"Anyway, as I was saying," he emphasises. "First date was never going to be smooth sailing. Only fair I get to take you out again. Practice makes perfect and all."

"Sounds pretty perfect," Buck says. And what he doesn't say is: I don't think this is practice, I think this is the real thing.

[acomaflove]

Night Court Shenanigans

Feyre: I just realized that I’ve lived in the fae lands for years now…but I still have not seen a dragon.

Rhysand: That’s because dragons are extinct.

Feyre: How do you know they are extinct? Did someone really check EVERYWHERE?

Rhysand: Pretty sure we would’ve found one in the past five centuries.

Feyre: You bitches couldn’t even find the Suriel without my help. Give me a week.

[whollyjoly]

i just have a feeling / you're better off than you think you are

(song insp.)

[uneventfulhouses]

also the thing about worth it, and travel season (im assuming because it’s made by steven with andrew and adam), as well as other steven shows, is that these shows really showcase a lot of different cultures, and for a group of so-called “watcher fans” to be like “no one cares about steven’s shows!!!” is so incredibly damaging. like im sorry you and your friends only want to watch ryan and shane skirt around dick jokes, but steven is creating shows that impact a lot of people in genuine, heartfelt ways while bringing awareness to things in the format of sitting around a table and eating food. it’s not groundbreaking but it is important. i genuinely hate the argument that people only came for shane and ryan and that steven doesnt matter. because he does.

i will never ever ever forgive this fandom for what they did.

[boinky-doinky]

This is very much screenshotted from my insta but here’s a Tim wip I found in my camera roll that I never posted here

[nicktoons-unite-incorrect-quotes]

Jimmy, walking in with his glasses on his head: Has anyone seen my glasses?

Timmy: I'll help you look for 'em for five bucks

Danny: |¬_¬)

[tobyart]

so, who forced him to put it on?

[tiringwritings]

small reminder that oliver stark wants buddie to go canon

[girl-named-matty]

Some Bards never change.

*The group playing D&D*

Ominis: *The Dungeon Master* Garreth, you walk into the siren's lair, ready to take the treasure but you find that she's already awake, ready to strike. What do you do?

Garreth: Okay great, I pull out my lute in an attempt to seduce her!

*Cue loud groans from everyone in the room*

Sebastian: Garreth, you can't just seduce EVERYTHING you come across.

Leander: You have a serious problem!

Garreth: C'mon, shut up, this could actually work! Think of how rich we'd be if it did.

Ominis: *sighs* Just roll already.

Garreth: *rolls* It's a twenty.

Sebastian and Leander: *Looks at Ominis* Sebastian: You're not gonna actually let him do it again, are you? Ominis: Sorry. A twenty is a twenty.

Garreth: YES!

[sayinlaknight-yeah]

"You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me"

The asylum:

As far as I'm concerned the original bullet club ended when Jay left Japan.

[sofipitch]

Found this review of Gideon the Ninth and I want it to be our "popping the biggest bottles when Makorra goes canon"