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my @beatleskinkmeme secret santa gift for @eveepe !!!
these are the first 3 of 7 pieces in this series, the rest can be found on AO3 <- 18+ interaction only please!
#mclennon#the beatles#beatles secret santa 2024#john lennon#paul mccartney#bug.art#suggestive#watch me get better at rendering leather in real time#FOR REAL THIS TIME NOT A DRILL#sorry if you or your loved ones were affected by accidental sneak peek leak one and two erm thank you for being patient
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oe eight again + how her ears work. 2 me at least
#splatoon#my art#agent 8#theyre pressed flat against her head most of the time#habit thats drilled into octos during training bc their giant ears are a combat liability otherwise#the background SUX but i did nnot feel like doing anything real. maybe some other day#thinking abuot making her pupil shape more in line with what octos like marina and acht have...
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SET ONE - ROUND ONE - MATCH ONE
"Lament for Icarus" (2020 - Miao He) / "Lament for Icarus" (1898 - Herbert Draper)
MIAO HE: [no additional commentary provided]
HERBERT DRAPER: It is a sad picture, yes, but mainly it fills me with some kind of melancholy and calmness. The golden colours, still speaking of the sun, his apparently unhurt body, brown and human in contrast to the white nereids... He seems like he's sleeping and maybe he's finally happy and free :') (stardoused)
(Miao He's painting is a digital piece done in 2020 as a new take on the original piece from 1898. you can find Miao He's artstation here!
Herbert Draper was an English painter who painted this piece in 1898. "Lament for Icarus" is an oil on canvas painting that's currently owned by Tate Britain, a free to visit art gallery located in London. The piece is 180cm x 150cm (5.9ft x 4.9 ft)!)
#art that fucks you up tournament#polls#atfyu polls#id in alt text#REAL BRACKET POLLS THIS IS NOT A DRILL#it's icarus v icarus time which one flew closer to the sun#cw nudity
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i think climate change discourse often uncovers ways that people have trouble thinking about things on a certain scale… for example it feels counterintuitive to say that on the one hand, the US is iirc the second biggest emitter as a country and the biggest per capita (since number one is china whose population is famously quite large), and on the other, if we waved a magic wand tomorrow and the US went fully net zero, that would not really have a huge impact on the situation as a whole. but it’s true, because there are just that many more people living Not In The US. or like, it is both true that taylor swift traveling is probably responsible for more emissions in a year than you or i would be in several lifetimes, and that banning private jet use entirely in every single country in the world would be a drop in the bucket at best because it’s a relatively small subset of a relatively small fraction of global emissions. a lot of ostensibly justice-focused climate rhetoric has a very moralistic viewpoint on what we might call disproportionate emitters - which is why many people read a sentence like “taylor swift’s private jet use is mathematically negligible in the grand scheme of things” and assume it’s some kind of ethical or moral defense of taylor swift (or the US, or 1%, or whatever) - but i am starting to feel like “what we really need to do is hold the rich accountable” is just as much performative magical thinking as whatever alleged greenwashed bandaid someone is bringing it up to criticize, because saying it feels radical or serious but betrays a pretty fundamental misunderstanding of the actual scale of the problem.
#you can actually see this in the infamous 100 companies study#100 companies responsible for 71% of emissions sounds like a lot!#the first four are nationally owned coal or oil companies#(which is one reason it kills me when people say the list proves the issue is capitalism lol number one is literally ‘china’)#by the time you get to exxonmobile at number 5#we’re down to less than 2% per company#also i recently learned from a politico post that that’s only 2% of a kind of emission that is only about half of worldwide emissions#aaaand that the study actually *includes* usage emissions#so that number doesn’t come solely from like exxonmobile out there drilling and whatever else#it also comes from people driving and people flying and doing all the other oil things#so when people are like ‘it doesn’t matter if you buy an electric car The Companies out there are doing the real bad stuff’#it is silly… if we mandate a shift to electric cars in all likelihood ‘exxonmmobile emissions’ as measured by this study would go down….
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Handsome Jack TikTok thirst trap. I REPEAT. Handsome Jack TikTok thirst trap!!!!!
#this is not a drill#it's real#as real as it gets#watched this like 20 times#handsome jack#borderlands
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.... yeah
#adventure time#fionna and cake#betty grof#simon petrikov#petrigrof#listen#i literally havent seen anything substantial enough of adventure time to go here#but ever seen ive seen them theyve drilled into my head#i cant get rid of them#so dont follow me for adventue time please#all you are getting is probably more betty and simon if you await it#im being real#Ok so like yeah#rash art
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#genshin impact#THIS ISNT A DRILL!!!#this is real!!!#ohmygod for the first time the leajs aren't lying#VENTIS IN THE GDM PATCH I AM LOSING MY MIND!!!!
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what are bradley’s earliest memories of ice and mav? the bits of his perspective on them that you’ve written are so fascinating
fairly unsurprising answer but: ice: when he came to see Carole to apologize for killing goose in ch 2 of wwgattai (sets the tone of their relationship)
mav: something very benign like mav doing magic tricks for him as a little little kid. you know how your earliest memories are always a little fuzzy and always afternoon sunshine? imagine a desaturated maverick sitting crosslegged in the grass in pale afternoon southern california sunshine showing Bradley how he can detach his thumb from his hand and then put it back again. no blood, no bone, no pain, and he’s got this daredevil grin like he’s enjoying separating his thumb from his hand. can’t see his eyes behind his aviators. the best magicians are the ones who can make even their pain disappear. or, playing “got your nose,” holding Bradley’s nose up so he can see it right in front of his very eyes, NO PAIN!, and then making it disappear. “where’d your nose go, Gosling? oh, my gosh, I lost your nose!! how’re you gonna smell? i bet you’re gonna smell bad. get it? get it? —here it is, i found it, don’t worry, it’s all good!” and putting his nose back so everything’s ok. that’s Bradley’s earliest memory of mav.
#Bradley’s nose (mavs thumb) is a foreshadowing metaphor for the academy here obviously#this is just my conjecture as a californian kid who was many times duped by the thumb trick myself.#You know where they screw it off and it really looks convincing#im closer to 10 years old than i am to 31 😞 ten years ago today i was at my little baseball summer camp :) in third grade#pete maverick mitchell#tom iceman kazansky#bradley rooster bradshaw#top gun#asks#also ive had this little scene where he drives to their house in his moms car after some late high school event#only to find ice & mav passed out on the couch together at 9:30 at night with the tv still playing#because mav had made a home between ices arms and (tired fighter pilot after long day of drills) fell asleep there and what#was ice supposed to do; wake up an exhausted American hero & push him away? no. this isn’t so bad. —and then accidentally fell asleep too.#and bradleys just standing there in his homecoming tux going ‘oh this is real. oh they really are. oh. ok i will let them sleep.’#and sneaking back into his moms car to go to his own house for once.#i can’t find anywhere to put that scene so you’re getting it in the tags of this post
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watched adolescence today…. gosh… i mean. yeah
#i think this is the first time i’ve seen a crime drama that really felt to me like. a real thing that could happen to anyone#maybe it was just how much i recognise those places and types of people#not literally but like. everywhere in the uk looks the same 🤧#especially the whole school episode. literally identical to my school experience down to lining up for the fire drill#minus the red pill incel stuff. which is. yeah. terrifying to think about for kids that age#teenage boys were bad enough without it#me included but anyways#i became normal (started writing pornographic fanfiction)
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a little pause on art for finals(they are all late) but boy has brain been braining
more specifically on dings' dynamic as asriel and chara's weird uncle bc that's just something i don't see a lot
#talking to the wall#i personally like to think dadster came up to be because these two warmed up the idea of children on his lonely heart#he used to babysit them occasionally#when they Fucking Died™ mf was absolutely destroyed. back to his lonely cave of mourning and no funny children#unless ☝️#but now we're getting into babybones territory we already have a lot of babybones content#and mad scientist playing god with DT yadda yadda you know the drill#asriel couldn't care less about the complicated sci-fi weird machine creepy shit he pulled off#in fact the guy gave him the creeps at first. made him cry once as a baby#but chara thought the guy was the coolest idiot. lab coat and super cool sci-fi shit?? you built WHAT??#So Cool. That's their idol. Also they get to sleep late and do dangerous nerd shit their parents would never let them otherwise#eventually asriel warms up because he's also into shenanigans (and doesn't want to feel left out so he starts trying to prove himself)#by acting like a smartass#fine i'll help but only to laugh when you go bald or something 🙄 (has the time of his life)#they went bald. now them and G are both eggheads#how delightful children are. he misses these two dearly#and then their parents proceed to divorce. is love even real anymore.#should i even tag this#oh well#undertale#gaster#asriel#chara#please nerd with me dont let me shout into the void#thank you
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#.docx#the correct answer is they won't have a kid because child rearing isn't an obligatory milestone (gets shot for pushing an agenda)#these two weird law fanboys like their jobs too much to step away now that things are getting better (gets shot a second time)#the real correct answer is that their kid would have hair that doesn't make me want to launch it into the sun#if it isn't obvious i swapped their drill and horns btw
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How To Train Your Dragon | Official Teaser Trailer
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#how to train your dragon#how to train your dragon live action#IT'S REAL???!!!?!#fandom goodness#THIS IS NOT A DRILL#just in time for epic universe park#Youtube
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i need to drop out of school and also be infinitely rich so i can dedicate my time to learning to play hockey
#skating is fun but theres only so many laps a guy can do before you start sighing watching the kids the rink over do their hockey drills#whyyyy did i not bug my ma to let me do it as a kid :(#but that is the life unlived i can begin it now. soon. idk#i just have no time tho cause of school#maybe once the city posts the winter rec class schedule there will be a time thats good for me#idk why they havent posted it yet like hello its almost winter#anyways i can skate real good and my stick handling is fine so it doesnt even look that hard to learn… let me in!!
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I AT LEAST have gotten some practice inputting on the side I suck at and practice at some weirder tech (burst safe point for 2d, jD in corner as a launcher for free eddie summon, some shadow gallery spacing, etc etc etc) so hopefully even if I dont go farther than 0-2 I can do some stuff im pretty proud of in those losses ^_^!
#txt#haa practicing the 2d stuff made me feel like a real player like. look at me labbing incredibly fucking weird to time texh..#sure I forget to string 2d into my neutral game but. ����#in my defense I hit cS I dont really think to go 2d I go ohh. time for 5H I am going to launch into drill!! cus that ones fun
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Ahhhh horrible headpiece
#530#excadrill#pokemon from memory#Vaguely remember one from the anime and how he was a bastard#But I don’t remember how#What I DO remember was I absolutely HATED the voice they used#Like every time it spoke it was awful#I kind of stopped watching the pkmn anime in this gen#At least until sun/moon#But I felt like the BW anime dub had some absolutely awful choices for some of the pkmn voices#I’m gonna go on a tangent but the other one that pissed me off immeasurably was servine#I don’t know there was just something wrong with it 😭#Unpopular opinion (possibly) but the anime pkmn just saying their name over and over is Not Great#I never really cared for that#Like these are creatures!#They should make creature noises!#Bc some of their names have actual words in them as well#Like serVINE or excaDRILL#And it just sounds dumb when they’re saying these REAL WORDS as part of their normal communication#Anyway I wonder if pokeani Meowth every struggles to understand when it’s like that#“Hey why did he just say the word ‘drill’ out of nowhere?”#“Oh duh it’s his fuckin’ name”
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another childhood bucket list item obtained: i finally have a snuggie
#and it's the real thing not even a knockoff#kinda surprised they still exist#but also not surprised bc Blanket. blanket is universal#i just remember a lot of those As Seen On Tv ads like. imploding within 5 years#they still do As Seen On Tv products like there are still boxes marked with that logo it almost feels wrong like an ancient relic#bc most like. ubiquitous 2000s brands from my childhood are just Gone or at least so fundamentally changed it's not the same thing#heard about like 50 more companies going bankrupt probably in the last year alone#anyway ive always wanted a snuggie it's one of those Always Wanted things that never go away#others include: staples easy button (obtained!); mini fridge (not); pillow pet (i had a knockoff once); power drill (not)#i spent a surprising amount of my childhood actually going out of my way to buy stuff i could use in my own apartment in the future#i grew up lower middle class and then just lower class#so like. i always Knew i couldn't just furnish the whole apartment at once i Knew I'd have to build stuff up over time#also bc when my sister got kicked out she had like. nothing. in her trailer. and i did not want to have nothing#i knew if dad was willing to just toss out my sister like that i would absolutely follow suit#and i did! two years younger than my sister when she was!#it just happened that my mom didn't want me homeless at FOURTEEN when i legally could not work for two more years#so she went with me and we lived with my grandma#so take that dad. turns out throwing family members out willy nilly makes the rest of your family not trust you or like you!#and now i get to rub it in his face that HE can't function in a house by himself and still needs to beg my mom to clean up after him#bc i spent so much of my childhood getting berated and called lazy for not doing chores#getting told stuff like 'you have to function by yourself your parents can't always pick up after you'#and then he's literally useless without his wife#he's not disabled and he's not neurodivergent he's never even had a serious health scare he just doesn't bother to learn how to clean#his excuse is that he doesn't know how to use the washer and dryer (it has been almost ten years fucker. learn)#or he doesn't know which cleaning products to use (you have google and a library card. LOOK IT UP)#he's the only person i get mad at for this behaviour bc he's a fucking hypocrite and a child abuser about it too#he is the exception to my rule of everyone needs to be given the space to get things done where they're able and deserve help when needed#and I'll bend over backwards to make excuses for other people so i DONT exclude them from my rule i will try to find every good reason first#he has no fucking excuse though he made two teenagers nearly homeless bc he thought we were too lazy and then he's even worse
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