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first and last appearances

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Genshin Impact | Character Designs for Dimensional Detective Chronicles Artwork by aoirooto

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clown wars

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Adolin and Shallan every time they see Kaladin

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venti lore stuff i like to think about a lot bc brainrot <3

he's good buds with morax and they play catch with mountains sometimes [teapot landforms descriptions]

he was made into an archon by andrius, who gave up the title because he saw how much venti loved humanity and saw that he'd do better than he would. i love this because he was never destined to be a god, just a wind wisp who wanted to do good

despite being the god of freedom, he is eternally bound to his role of being an archon and looking after his people and his nation

however, despite being an absent god at that, monstadt lives up to it's name of being the city of freedom thanks to him

some people who worship him thinks that drinking is bad yet their god is a drunkard and downs 37 bottles of wine on the reg

he terraformed the whole of mondstadt, reduced pilos' peak (the highest mountain in teyvat at the time) to musk reef (a small island in the ocean), led his people to new land to remake their city better, and then went to sleep for 1000 years???????? Honestly i get it

when he saw how self sufficient his people are, he entrusted the freedom of his own people to themselves because he never wanted to become a tyrant -- which is super interesting as this realization took morax and ei a while to acknowledge

he's allergic to cats and he hates cheese

he says he knows every song from the past, present, and even the future. he's either a branch of or IS the god of time, in this essay i will

barbatos's past was recorded in books and epics but he, as a bard, decided to write ballads about his own mischief which came off as blasphemous to his devoted nuns... so he got kicked out of his own cathedral

the moment he became a god, he used his power to liken his image to his late friend so he could live out the dream of said nameless bard and roam the land outside old mondstadt

that said, it makes me think that the last sight he ever saw of his nameless bard friend was him dying no wonder he needs a drink or two when he decided to gain a corporeal form

he forged a treaty that said the old aristocrats sold mondstadt to the geo archon and liyue, only for the people to realize years later that it was fake and was only made to prank morax and overthrow the aristocracy LMAOO

in one of mona's voicelines, she tried getting a reading on 'that bard who sits around all day' only for venti to send a strong gust of wind at her so she wouldn't find out he was the anemo archon

xiao's voiceline about him implies he could play the flute, which leads me to believe he could play any instrument he wanted his hands on

venti's hobbies voiceline: "i like to drink! and i like the wind! if only there's such a thing like wind-brewed cider"

guys i might like venti idk tho

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the maximum ride books are so fucking insane. james patterson wrote down literally whatever he wanted about a group of weird bird kids, threw in some wild plot about eugenics or global warming or nuclear winter or whatever, did not edit or proofread the manuscript, and then sent it to his publisher. he did this nine times. not once did anything in them make sense. and the books had a CHOKEHOLD on middle schoolers everywhere

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Oh! I just had a look at the wiki and apparently there's a 7th saurian mentioned in the history, but it's not any of the current 6. So maybe that's the anemo??????

I'm sorry but where the fuck are anemo saurians in Natlan??? Before 5.2 I thought it was Qucusaur, despite the color, because yknow, they fucking fly. Then the Pyro archons is pyro thereby completing the 7 elements. But uh, no. That's not it. So, uh where's anemo???

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Oh shit ganyu's also reruning?? I want her as well TTATT

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I know Mihoyo's desperately trying to put as much death flags for Mavuika as possible, but like, I don't buy it for one fucking second? She has drip marketing, she's confirmed playable, I highly fucking doubt Genshin's team has the fucking balls to kill a playable character. This is like the who the fuck knows how many time they baited us into thinking that a playable character will die. If they haven't done it before, they wouldn't do it now.

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SHENHE?????? OHMYGOD YES

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I'm sorry but where the fuck are anemo saurians in Natlan??? Before 5.2 I thought it was Qucusaur, despite the color, because yknow, they fucking fly. Then the Pyro archons is pyro thereby completing the 7 elements. But uh, no. That's not it. So, uh where's anemo???

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And this here is what we in the writing industry call "a display of hubris that may or may not have karmic consequences but is very, very fun".

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truly a game changer episode of all time

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Rewatching the Battle Royale episode and I think I just fell in love with Vic? I mean, I already like them previously but I just had an oh, oh moment

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AND THE CROWD GOES ABSOLUTELY FUCKING WILD!!!!!!!!!