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haydenthewitch · 1 day ago

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what the fuck

what the fuck??? I want to say more insightful things but all i can think of is just..... what the actual living breathing fuck??????

we live in hell. what do you mean elon musk is going to lead a new department of our government called "doge"

#what kind of shitty ass timeline do we live in right now #it's over. wrap it up. everyone go home #fuck you elon musk #fuck you donald trump #hayden yaps about us poltics #hayden is NOT having a good time #fml dude #what the fuck #truly what the fuck

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qzse-rtv · 6 months ago

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My lifes gonna be such shit lmao

We're supposed to jump in another country, we dont know when, we dont know hows the weather going to be, it's probably going to be night when we jump

On top of that i need my bag set by tomorrow but i dont have the infos for the radio and i cant set it after finishing to tie up the bag

And of course my bagpack is going to weight like 20kgs and ill have to go for 2 days with it ugh

#fml dude

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stupot · 9 months ago

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#ddr #stepmania #fml dude #keyboard play

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romeosjiltedex · 2 years ago

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Istg Annabeth is like the girl who has a 4.0 GPA and is in like 73 classes at once. Yes its a hermione x annabeth crossover. I love my mind 😌

#fml dude #haha anyways #haha oops #haha get it #hermione granger #annabeth chase #percy jackson #percy jackson memes #harry potter #harry potter memes #lol #girl help #tumblr help #ummmmm #popular

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princessandtheweed · 10 months ago

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i just knew the day i healed & the day i stopped thinking about you would be the day you showed back up & i was right.

#fml dude #i finally didn’t think about you for once #for the first time in 3 months i see you today #god damn it #ripped my damn heart out my chest

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floorbed · 2 years ago

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ok literally fuck my life i miss hloland

#FML DUDE #BRING HIM BACK

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gaystheysanddinos · 2 years ago

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me when i go to bed at 7 am after finishing a fic: hehe i see zero repercussions for this action none at all

#i was reading #and stupid #because i have an early flight tomorrow #so like #fml dude #harry potter #drarry #ao3 #long fic

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bardocks-tiddies · 3 months ago

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SOMEONE BUSTED UP MY BACK WINDSHIELD >:C IM GOING TO FUCKING LOSE ITTTT

#fml dude #i’ve been at this new apartment for ONE WHOLE WEEK

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j1ngi · 8 months ago

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no one gets him like i doooarrhraaggrrrgrgrgrrawwwawararar

#feeling it #text #josh thots #gatta go to work in an hour #fml dude #had a 7 day long work streak #every shift was like 8-10 hours and we were understaffed as usual #AND our boss let us know she's quitting #the place is gonna fall apart LMAO she's the only thing holding it all together #already got a couple open jobs bookmarked on my homescreen #i got so spoiled by her cuz she was an amazing boss #just afraid no one is ever going to be at her level XD she's the best #anyways thinking about majimer #nyahahaha

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cve-th3mvsic · 8 months ago

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UGHFIWOAC STOP IM SEEING LOTF FANARY AND I SO WANNA KNOW WTF ITS ABOUT BUT DUDE I HAVENT FINISHED LOTF YET AKDNSKKQKA FIFIVKVKCKFLD DUCUC K LCw

I NEED TO REAADFFF

#SO MAD #UGH #I NEED TO READ #JS DO IT BENNI #JS DO IT CVE #CMON #I WANNA LNOW WHAT THE FREAK THIS IS ALL ABOUT #DIDE #IM ONLY ON LIKD #LIKE #THE PART AFTER RALPH AND JACK AND UHHHH #FICK I THINK IT WAS SIMON?#IM ON THE PART WHERE AFTER THEY GO SEARCH FOR THE BEAST #FML DUDE #SEIFJKFKEKQbbb!!!!#snkakdnfkw #can you tell i’m emotional rn #fml fr

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arcwrath · 1 year ago

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#gpoy #to ignore #arc rambles #lmaooooo #last few weeks have been rough #mentally #physically #socially #im drained in every way possible #i hate it here #late night drives been sounding better and better by the day...#its fine #im fine #too many emotions the last week #sunshine has disappeared..#i miss it #fml dude

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whoisvana · 2 years ago

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my fucming sister just hit me with a fucming door right on my cheekbone like wtf?? it’s like already starting to bruise hurts so bad

#girlblog #like wtf #annoying #fml dude #bruh wtf #i hate it i hate it i hate it #literally fml

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duck-era-lexi · 2 years ago

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im actually so damn sad i wont be able to watch mcc tomorrow

#fml dude #i'll watch it on sunday i guess #mcc

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siegfrida333 · 2 years ago

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I am the king of cram.

As in I'm about to cram all this info into my fucking skull.

#study #cram #school #fml dude #imma gain this grain tho

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xx-pixiegutz-xx · 2 years ago

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Yeah I fucked around and fell in love. God damn

Why am I like this

#fml dude #take my heart #i’m simping

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romeosjiltedex · 2 years ago

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Soooo.......... mhmhmh........... I AM STUCK WITH THE PERSON I HATE IN AN ART PROJECT!!! WHY GOD WHY??????

#hate that fucker #hate that bitch #bitch you thought #ugh anyway #art #art meme #me me me #memes #relatable quotes #fml dude

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