#FANTASY COSTCO??

[ask-october-fox]

*GASP* Im a believer! I have no idea how im going to eat a snickers this big

A very large treat for a very cool fox. Bigger than the pie from last year, too!

@ask-october-fox

[trix-or-treatz]

taz balance soundtrack. save me taz balance soundtrack.

[shelbeanie]

For your consideration

[mooselybased]

Alright fellas, we've done it! Our thirtieth Adventure Zone platform fighter moveset, none other than one of my all-time favorite NPCs, Garfield the Deals Warlock! I'm gonna be taking a break from new movesets now, but maybe I'll return to this series sometime on the horizon.

I'll be honest, I really wanted a Kirby-like character in this, with copy abilities and whatnot, and Garfield seemed like the funniest choice. So that's what led to all this.

Garfield's neutral special has him attempt to steal some blood from a nearby opponent. If successful, he will replicate that opponents neutral special (and get a matching hat) until he loses a stock or it gets beaten out of him.

Garfield's side special has him toss out a grenade, which will bounce around somewhat unpredictably for a second before exploding.

Garfield's up special has him whip out a shopping cart and dash in the direction held. The trajectory is able to be curved somewhat mid-dash. Passing through an item or opponent will put them in the cart, giving Garfield the item or launching the opponent at the end of the dash

Garfield's down special has him briefly whip out his bag of holding and hold it wide open. The bag can absorb three attacks, projectiles, or items. Once it has taken in three things, the next use of this move will launch an amount of gold coins dependent on what was absorbed.

Garfield's finale has him start singing the Fantasy Costco jingle. For the duration of the song, a deluge of items from the Fantasy Costco will rapidly fall from the sky at random locations. Some do more damage than others (looking at you, flaming poisoning raging sword of doom).

[yourbelgianthings]

WHERE ALL YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE!! (i had to buy this when i saw it)

[stars-and-suns-and-boobs]

Yeah uh. Gettin a job at Costco

[zeitghaest]

me? art to post? dont worry. ive been drawing i just dont share :) here's my besties bday present ft their dhampir pirate captain blackwell

[cookie-nom-nom]

my writing prof just referenced fantasy Costco. Time to slip in as many the adventure zone references as possible into my manuscripts.

[rainbowcaleb]

Does the moon have a moon Costco

[yardsards]

listen. it should have been a fantasy dollar general instead of a fantasy costco. costcos are only ever built in like, places where it Makes Sense to see businesses like that, i.e. on the outskirts of large cities. dollar generals on the other hand? those things seem to pop fully formed out of the ground -as if from mycelium- in places where you LEAST expect to see any kind of business, least of all a chain store. you could convince me there was a goddamned DG in death valley and i would not even question it. if any business were to manage to build a location on a secret fake moon, it would be dollar fucking general. thank you for your time.

[kevinornokevin]

[seefasters]

taz balance the first actual play dnd podcast where all the player characters and their npc friends smoke weed on the regular

[superblykeenchaos]

Top 10 Possibilities for what could be in the Beyond Section (in descending order of insanity)

10.

'Beyond' is a pun on 'DnD Beyond' and it's just an underground dungeons and dragons club. We can further villainise the Navy here, as they have outlawed the game due to it promoting radical ideas.

9.

Your standard black market, sells cool magic items not stocked in Rufus' store... Probably because they might be cursed.

8.

Super Hero Fight Club 2: This time it's Fishy. Idk guys I just wanna see Gill fight in another cage match.

7.

A giant planetarium slash holodeck that maps out the entire solar system of mana and 'beyond'. This would be a fun place to canonize the other jrwi universes as far off worlds. Perhaps one day the Horsean space program may just make it to the world of Prime.

6.

Some sort of way to glimpse 'beyond' and into the future. We all love a good self fulfilling prophecy, but how about a self fulfilling vision of destruction? Grizz could have a lot of fun giving the boys out of context glimpses of planned story beats.

5.

Some sort of way to glimpse 'beyond' the veil of life and death. Jay could talk to the previous Ferins and ask if they ever regretted their allegiance to the navy. Chip could avoid learning anything about his birth parents. It could be fun AND traumatic.

4.

A Stargate style portal to travel between worlds. We see flashes of Prime, Fauna, Prevarus, Galloway, the worlds from Convergence, all of 'em. The twist here being that there are also worlds we don't recognise

3.

SCU crossover... Schlatt is just standing there with an apple.

2.

All the current clones of Charlie Slimesicle that haven't been murdered by the narrative yet. Go wild, have fun, violence is encouraged.

1.

"You step forward and enter an endless void. The only point of interest being 4 beams of light that seem to come from the nothingness. The lights illuminate a council of four strange men. All human in features but distinct in their unusual dress. They each sit in front of a metal monolith, glowing faintly through a large glass pane in the centre. They each wear what could be earmuffs, but look wrong? All four speak at once, they lean forward into a strange black device covered in foam." They ask you Chip, Jay, and Gillion... "What would you like to know?"

[ramblinganthropologist]

Time for Taako to fuck with Garfield.

[hyperionshipping]

I think Doctor Who should write an episode where the Doctor and his son get lost in the space version of The Mall Of America and over the intercoms it's just "Can....? You lost your KID???? Can 'Tricks' please come to counter #243-5b your dad is very sad"