#fantasy Costco!

[stars-and-suns-and-boobs]

Yeah uh. Gettin a job at Costco

[trix-or-treatz]

taz balance soundtrack. save me taz balance soundtrack.

[mooselybased]

Alright fellas, we've done it! Our thirtieth Adventure Zone platform fighter moveset, none other than one of my all-time favorite NPCs, Garfield the Deals Warlock! I'm gonna be taking a break from new movesets now, but maybe I'll return to this series sometime on the horizon.

I'll be honest, I really wanted a Kirby-like character in this, with copy abilities and whatnot, and Garfield seemed like the funniest choice. So that's what led to all this.

Garfield's neutral special has him attempt to steal some blood from a nearby opponent. If successful, he will replicate that opponents neutral special (and get a matching hat) until he loses a stock or it gets beaten out of him.

Garfield's side special has him toss out a grenade, which will bounce around somewhat unpredictably for a second before exploding.

Garfield's up special has him whip out a shopping cart and dash in the direction held. The trajectory is able to be curved somewhat mid-dash. Passing through an item or opponent will put them in the cart, giving Garfield the item or launching the opponent at the end of the dash

Garfield's down special has him briefly whip out his bag of holding and hold it wide open. The bag can absorb three attacks, projectiles, or items. Once it has taken in three things, the next use of this move will launch an amount of gold coins dependent on what was absorbed.

Garfield's finale has him start singing the Fantasy Costco jingle. For the duration of the song, a deluge of items from the Fantasy Costco will rapidly fall from the sky at random locations. Some do more damage than others (looking at you, flaming poisoning raging sword of doom).

[yourbelgianthings]

WHERE ALL YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE!! (i had to buy this when i saw it)

[zeitghaest]

me? art to post? dont worry. ive been drawing i just dont share :) here's my besties bday present ft their dhampir pirate captain blackwell

[cookie-nom-nom]

my writing prof just referenced fantasy Costco. Time to slip in as many the adventure zone references as possible into my manuscripts.

[rainbowcaleb]

Does the moon have a moon Costco

[yardsards]

listen. it should have been a fantasy dollar general instead of a fantasy costco. costcos are only ever built in like, places where it Makes Sense to see businesses like that, i.e. on the outskirts of large cities. dollar generals on the other hand? those things seem to pop fully formed out of the ground -as if from mycelium- in places where you LEAST expect to see any kind of business, least of all a chain store. you could convince me there was a goddamned DG in death valley and i would not even question it. if any business were to manage to build a location on a secret fake moon, it would be dollar fucking general. thank you for your time.

[kevinornokevin]

[seefasters]

taz balance the first actual play dnd podcast where all the player characters and their npc friends smoke weed on the regular

[ramblinganthropologist]

Time for Taako to fuck with Garfield.

[hyperionshipping]

I think Doctor Who should write an episode where the Doctor and his son get lost in the space version of The Mall Of America and over the intercoms it's just "Can....? You lost your KID???? Can 'Tricks' please come to counter #243-5b your dad is very sad"

[stonerzelda]

are there any books about drow lore. I want them and would like to have them

[jeremyprimesmarketingteam]

Do you guys think there’s a Fantasy Costco near Lo Santa Villa in The (In)Expendables

[luxpenumbra]

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