#FACE family

[where-are-the-pixels]

New neighbors!

[tejennnn]

Mommy's girl and daddy's girl be like

[m4nsch]

happy family photo

[kan-be]

myyyy piece for @hws-anthology !!!

it’s always fruk but never face fam 😔 needed to fix it so here is a little summer trip of my fav dysfunctional family (they would absolutely kill each other by the end of it) big thanks to the mods for this TITANIC work, check out the full zine here ✨

Happy 10th anniversary!!!! ❣

[sunnylolli]

A warm collection of family activities during the Great Holiday Gathering

[snoozerin]

hetareqs from intagram

[staralite]

Just imagining the na bros doing normal sibling things

Matthew washing his hands and Alfred walks in his vicinity so Matthew splashes him.

Matthew thinking about taking a shower for a good 15 minutes and when he finally says out loud “I’m gonna go take a shower now,” Alfred rushes into the bathroom to take his shower first.

Matthew washing dishes and Alfred places a dirty glass on the counter beside the sink and Matthew just glares at him.

While watching a movie together a monster appears on screen and they both go “Oh hey look it’s you!” at the same time.

Them having to share a bed during family vacations and fighting over the covers the entire night.

Matthew always talking shit about Alfred but whenever someone agrees with him and says “Ya Alfred is pretty annoying,” Matthew gets super angry and protective.

Alfred getting scolded by Arthur and Matthew’s behind Arthur with his arms crossed, nodding his head all like “Yeah dad and I told him—”

Alfred getting bored and going into Matthew’s room and touching everything. Matthew is laying on his bed on his phone just staring at him. He eventually loses his patience and throws a pillow at Alfred and yells at him to get out of his room. Alfred giggles, grabs something and runs out. Matthew runs after him and they end up roughhousing in the hallway.

When Alfred and Matthew are little Alfred starts copying everything Matthew is saying. Matthew tells is him to stop several times so eventually Matthew says “I’m stupid,” and Alfred repeats “I’m stupid.” Alfred realizes what he just said and starts crying and Francis has to comfort him. (Matthew has a little shit eating grin on his face)

[hellonerf]

toxic boymom england compilation

[coeur-de-fruk]

returning from the hunting trip to feed the babies

[ivanscarf]

2p FACE family halloween

[qhimberly]

FACE Family Troubles

I didn’t post this for this for the longest time because the angles were ass but I still think it’s funny so here we go. France is at a meeting and nobody misses him more than America and Canada.

[where-are-the-pixels]

[tejennnn]

Laundry day 🧺🫧👕

[unhetalia]

Dysfunctional FACE family headcanon based on this post.

The truth is, America is both England and France's favourite, especially after the American Revolution.

Before the American Revolution, Arthur loved Alfred, but he didn't see him as particularly valuable. After the Revolution, though, it becomes complicated, but Arthur's anger and pain means he's always aware of Alfred. Alfred is the one Arthur lost, and his emotions about Alfred are magnified in ways it never will be about anyone else. Did Arthur love Alfred the most before Alfred left him? It's hard to say, but he certainly did after Alfred left.

Francis has always liked Alfred, and he was pretty equal in his affections for both him and Matthew when they were children - though of course, he didn't see Alfred as much as Matthew. For a long time Matthew took comfort in knowing he was Francis' in a way Alfred wasn't, even though it made him feel guilty feeling that way. After the American Revolution, both of the equal affection and that special relationship are taken away from Matthew. Francis and Alfred bond - they bond over their anger at Arthur, and they bond over ideas that seem ludicrous to everyone else. Francis gifts Alfred the Statue of Liberty as a symbol of that bond, and both Arthur and Matthew have it shoved in their faces constantly. In the modern era, Francis does cooking lessons with Alfred ("in order to make sure Angleterre's terrible cooking does not infect him!") despite the fact Alfred's been an amazing cook for over a hundred years, and Alfred accompanies Francis on his shopping trips in New York even if he never buys anything.

The way Alfred sees it, of course, is that Matthew is Arthur's obedient, and therefore favoured child. Despite the strength of Arthur's feelings for him, Alfred never felt it when he was actually growing up with Arthur, and certainly not after he'd left. Matthew got to see how deeply Arthur missed and loved Alfred - Alfred didn't. And no matter what his relationship is with Francis, Alfred always thinks of the fact that Francis raised Matthew, not him. Alfred envies Matthew's place in the family, even if he doesn't regret gaining his independence. (Then there's the fact that Matthew actually tends to make friends easier than Alfred, who struggles with social cues and who tends to be A Lot for some people, a fact that Alfred is very aware of. There's a lot Alfred envies about his brother.)

Meanwhile Matthew thinks, why am I never anyone's favourite? Anyone's ride of die? He has a good relationship with Arthur and Francis but he's never going to be their favourite. And even though Alfred's not part of the commonwealth, maybe Matthew remembers the first time Australia and New Zealand met his brother, their awe at seeing this figure of legend for the first time. He's never going to be impressive in that way. (Matthew doesn't notice how much more friends he has than Alfred, only that Alfred's few friends are all his best friends, while he feels like he's surrounded by people but is unable to confide in anyone.)

[olympeline]

Rusame is so funny in the FACE family universe when you remember how scared Arthur is of Ivan

Francis: Our little Alfred has a boyfriend, you know 🌹

Arthur: *Instant protective father mode* WHAT?! Who?! NO! Somebody’s a dead man! I’ll -

Francis: It’s Ivan

Arthur: - write him a strongly worded letter! Y-you don’t mind doing it for me do you, love? Your penmanship is better than mine

[khloxxy]

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