#FACE family

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[tejennnn]

Mommy's girl and daddy's girl be like

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myyyy piece for @hws-anthology !!!

it’s always fruk but never face fam 😔 needed to fix it so here is a little summer trip of my fav dysfunctional family (they would absolutely kill each other by the end of it) big thanks to the mods for this TITANIC work, check out the full zine here ✨

Happy 10th anniversary!!!! ❣

[snoozerin]

hetareqs from intagram

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happy family photo

[staralite]

Just imagining the na bros doing normal sibling things

Matthew washing his hands and Alfred walks in his vicinity so Matthew splashes him.

Matthew thinking about taking a shower for a good 15 minutes and when he finally says out loud “I’m gonna go take a shower now,” Alfred rushes into the bathroom to take his shower first.

Matthew washing dishes and Alfred places a dirty glass on the counter beside the sink and Matthew just glares at him.

While watching a movie together a monster appears on screen and they both go “Oh hey look it’s you!” at the same time.

Them having to share a bed during family vacations and fighting over the covers the entire night.

Matthew always talking shit about Alfred but whenever someone agrees with him and says “Ya Alfred is pretty annoying,” Matthew gets super angry and protective.

Alfred getting scolded by Arthur and Matthew’s behind Arthur with his arms crossed, nodding his head all like “Yeah dad and I told him—”

Alfred getting bored and going into Matthew’s room and touching everything. Matthew is laying on his bed on his phone just staring at him. He eventually loses his patience and throws a pillow at Alfred and yells at him to get out of his room. Alfred giggles, grabs something and runs out. Matthew runs after him and they end up roughhousing in the hallway.

When Alfred and Matthew are little Alfred starts copying everything Matthew is saying. Matthew tells is him to stop several times so eventually Matthew says “I’m stupid,” and Alfred repeats “I’m stupid.” Alfred realizes what he just said and starts crying and Francis has to comfort him. (Matthew has a little shit eating grin on his face)

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remember to look both ways !

[hellonerf]

toxic boymom england compilation

[sunnylolli]

A warm collection of family activities during the Great Holiday Gathering

[coeur-de-fruk]

returning from the hunting trip to feed the babies

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FACE Family Troubles

I didn’t post this for this for the longest time because the angles were ass but I still think it’s funny so here we go. France is at a meeting and nobody misses him more than America and Canada.

[where-are-the-pixels]

Face family Doodles

[tejennnn]

Happy Halloween from 🇬🇧🇺🇸🇨🇦🇫🇷📮 family! 🎃

Inspired by irl mailbox Halloween costumes! France made their costumes and not cutting the armhole on Iggy’s on purpose lol

The reference:

Also drawing timelapse (wooo rare moments I made a clean doodle)

[unhetalia]

Dysfunctional FACE family headcanon based on this post.

The truth is, America is both England and France's favourite, especially after the American Revolution.

Before the American Revolution, Arthur loved Alfred, but he didn't see him as particularly valuable. After the Revolution, though, it becomes complicated, but Arthur's anger and pain means he's always aware of Alfred. Alfred is the one Arthur lost, and his emotions about Alfred are magnified in ways it never will be about anyone else. Did Arthur love Alfred the most before Alfred left him? It's hard to say, but he certainly did after Alfred left.

Francis has always liked Alfred, and he was pretty equal in his affections for both him and Matthew when they were children - though of course, he didn't see Alfred as much as Matthew. For a long time Matthew took comfort in knowing he was Francis' in a way Alfred wasn't, even though it made him feel guilty feeling that way. After the American Revolution, both of the equal affection and that special relationship are taken away from Matthew. Francis and Alfred bond - they bond over their anger at Arthur, and they bond over ideas that seem ludicrous to everyone else. Francis gifts Alfred the Statue of Liberty as a symbol of that bond, and both Arthur and Matthew have it shoved in their faces constantly. In the modern era, Francis does cooking lessons with Alfred ("in order to make sure Angleterre's terrible cooking does not infect him!") despite the fact Alfred's been an amazing cook for over a hundred years, and Alfred accompanies Francis on his shopping trips in New York even if he never buys anything.

The way Alfred sees it, of course, is that Matthew is Arthur's obedient, and therefore favoured child. Despite the strength of Arthur's feelings for him, Alfred never felt it when he was actually growing up with Arthur, and certainly not after he'd left. Matthew got to see how deeply Arthur missed and loved Alfred - Alfred didn't. And no matter what his relationship is with Francis, Alfred always thinks of the fact that Francis raised Matthew, not him. Alfred envies Matthew's place in the family, even if he doesn't regret gaining his independence. (Then there's the fact that Matthew actually tends to make friends easier than Alfred, who struggles with social cues and who tends to be A Lot for some people, a fact that Alfred is very aware of. There's a lot Alfred envies about his brother.)

Meanwhile Matthew thinks, why am I never anyone's favourite? Anyone's ride of die? He has a good relationship with Arthur and Francis but he's never going to be their favourite. And even though Alfred's not part of the commonwealth, maybe Matthew remembers the first time Australia and New Zealand met his brother, their awe at seeing this figure of legend for the first time. He's never going to be impressive in that way. (Matthew doesn't notice how much more friends he has than Alfred, only that Alfred's few friends are all his best friends, while he feels like he's surrounded by people but is unable to confide in anyone.)

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Ref photo under cut:

[nekochan08]

I LOVE when England’s brothers get incorporated into the FACE family dynamics as Al and Matt’s uncles but, I think people forget that France has a sister so...

Here are some ✨Auntie Monaco✨ head canons~

-LOVES her nephews to death

-rich wine aunt

-showers Alfred and Matthew with cash every time she visits

-buys the boys designer clothes/accessories for their birthday, Christmas, or just because. Even when they were little, she’d get them those little designer suits for toddlers.

-Al and Matt always begging to go to Auntie’s house either for the summer or for a weekend.

-she babysat them once at her house and they ended up drawing on her expensive couches and she nearly had a heart attack. She couldn’t stay mad at them though and still brings it up now that they’re grown just to hear them groan in embarrassment.

-Arthur and Francis tell her not to spoil the boys but she NEVER listens and gives them everything lol

-once gave them too much sugar before bed and she couldn’t get them to sleep (especially Alfred) and she called Arthur and Francis because she just didn’t have the energy and was out of ideas to calm them down.

-Matt is always told how he resembles his aunt.

-if we make this a FACES situation then I can see her finding the cutest designer dresses for Seychelles and gifting her bows for her hair so she can be just like auntie.