#F out of 10

[shrimpyjackal]

Are you ready for Mr. Crocker in a dress? No? WELL NEITHER WAS I, BECAUSE I LOST A BET AND HAD TO DRAW IT-

[start of the october]

[14th day]⬅ [You are here] ➡[16th day] (Yet co come!)

[teastainedprose]

Homelander x fem!reader

First time Homelander cums by dry humping with clothes on

It's you. It's you, it's you. It'syou, itsyouitsyouitsyou. He finally has you in his arms, your mouth against his own and he can taste you and your scent is overloading his senses and the sounds you're making and and-

And it's all Homelander can do to keep from devouring you. He's been so good, waiting for what feels like years even if Homelander has only known you for a month at max. It's been torture, behaving and keeping his hands off as to not spook you. You're so skittish, always on high alert around him but now?

Something finally snapped within you. You'd pounced him. He's over the moon because of that. Now you're all his and Homelander refuses to let you out of his hold.

This close, your scent fills his nostrils as he inhales deeply. It's euphoric, your smell paired with how yielding and willing you are in his arms. The needy noises he coaxes from you makes his cock twitch, craving the sensation of being buried in you. In the warm, wetness that he knows will undo him. Even the thought of that sets him aflame.

Homelander moans against your mouth, the kiss becoming sloppy as he's intent on tasting every crevice within your mouth. He can't get enough, will never get enough and Homelander knows he's lost. Lost into the sensation of you grinding down on his lap, just as desperate as he is.

A whine escapes Homelander as you work yourself off atop him, the friction just enough to send jolts of pleasure through him. He knows pre-cum is smearing the cup within his suit, staining the red briefs and making a mess of everything. It's a mess that should be smeared on your inner thigh as you continue to ride him.

It's delicious and a little embarrassing, the two of you pawing at each other like teenagers as you continue to kiss. Your hands are raking through his hair, clawing at the front of his suit while he keeps a vice grip on your thighs, kneading the supple flesh there as he encourages the rock of your hips against him. Homelander can't even bring himself to try and strip you because the desperate pleasure of it's too much and he can feel himself racing closer to that edge.

-and he should stop, stop you and relish in this moment with you because you two have all the time in the world and you're something that should be savored. Yet Homelander can't stop himself nor the building pleasure and it happens before he even realizes himself.

Homelander groans, hips twitching under you as he spends himself in his pants. Now that mess is far worse because you grind yourself down on his still hard cock as it twitches.

He opens his eyes, heat vision burning there as he stares up at you because you have to know what just happened.

"M'sorry, I-" he starts as you tap your finger against his lips to silence him.

You're as smug as can be, hips rolling as you grin down at him. That pulls another groan out of Homelander, his eyes almost fluttering shut.

You don't look the least bit sorry as you dip your head down to catch his lips again.

[mblue-art]

out w these tall clowns 🌲🌸

[broh3m3]

gao!! happy halloween

[exx-bee]

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[theloveinc]

single dad!au except it's before they've gotten good at the... being a dad thing and they still manage to dump everything in the diaper bag out when they're doing a diaper change...

[ominous-horse-noises]

watching misfits and magic 2 after skipping season 1 (harry potter rip off stories dont super appeal to me but taking them out of the school setting made it 100x more entertaining) and....... listen... why are sam and evan kind of. hm. hmm.

[khayalli]

SAY LESS @thejudiciousneurotic

putting this under a read more,,,,,,,, uhHHhhHH ANYWAY I DO THINK HE'D BE A BRAT

This is basically NSFW so proceed with caution

[intotheelliwoods]

Traditional stuff ive been working on over the past month! As promised!

[cranbytes]

STAN ANIMATED I HAVE WAITED FOR THIS DAY FOR YEARS

[vgtrackbracket]

Video Game Track Bracket Round 3

Escape from the City from Sonic Adventure 2

vs.

Get the Punk Out (Special Stage 2) from Mega Man 10

Propaganda under the cut. If you want your propaganda reblogged and added to future polls, please tag it as propaganda or otherwise indicate this!

Escape from the City:

Imagine you're a ten year old with a brand new Gamecube and you're booting up your first ever 3D Sonic game after years of 2D gameplay on the Sega Genesis, and as the first level begins THIS high energy song starts playing, and it's every bit as epic and cool as you imagined it would be. YES Sonic the Hedgehog, I WILL follow you and set you free and trust you and we will escape from the city. The nostalgic memory of this specific song is part of why I love this game so much. Like what a way to open your game.

It is one of the most iconic and well known sonic songs. It is a banger and a perfect opening section to the game.

me going 15 miles over the speed limit ROLLING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND GOT PLACES TO GO GOTTA FOLLOW MY RAINBOW

Get the Punk Out (Special Stage 2):

Such an incredible action=packed tuen as you face the most aggressive of the Mega Man Killers. During the breakdown right before the central bit, I like to chant "Get the punk out!" to get myself even more amped!

[charmwasjess]

WIP Wednesday

I've been writing super fun Sifo/Jo PWP stuff all day, so this is a reminder that I'm almost ready to post Canned - a miserable not-fix-it fic about divorce and depression, written for no one but my own purest sorrow! <3 <3

--

Rael blinks and finds himself in a memory.

The cargo bay of Advent rocking under his feet. Splashes of that same red light. A wicked dart, a decision. That split second of relief he saw in Nim’s frightened eyes - her Master was here, he was going to save her, he was going to make everything okay - before her look changed to realization. To horror.

I’m so sorry, little girl… 

…Did he actually see the smoking hole he put in her narrow, teenaged chest, or had he squeezed his eyes shut against that image? Looked away, like some cowering, sick-licking dog?

Back on the roof, Rael forces his eyes open. Over a decade has passed since that day. He isn't half a boy the way he had been when he failed Nim. He will make himself watch the Jedi die. 

But no. 

Sifo-Dyas falls like a dream, like a man who knows how to fall.

[elijahdmgz]

In honor of the 10th anniversary of one of the best dubs ever made this year, as of today, I created this

"One Second of Every Episode of Doraemon: Gadget Cat From The Future" ever, plus two from the Stand By Me 1 and 2 movies on Netflix.

[evilmagician430]

el learns a slur from some graffiti

[seraphimfall]

“you need to summon your inner divine feminine.”

“why are you still in your masculine energy?”

“sex creates cosmic soul bonds.”

get the fuck away from me and start taking your meds lmao pls.

[striped-sweater-wearer]

time isn't even moving fast anymore it's straight up teleporting what do you mean the pandemic was 5 years ago?????