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JAMES VOWLES SHUT THE FUCK UP CHALLENGE: FAILED
#formula 1#f1#logan sargeant#ls2#williams racing#it’s literally not even his fault#give him a half decent car at least#y’all are the ones who pulled him from f2 early#james vowles triggers my fight or flight#except it’s just fight#when i see him#it’s on sight#james vowles i hate you so much#you’ve taken a perfectly good racer and murdered his chance at a good career
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watch this video and then look me in the eye and tell me the only exception isn't paramore's greatest song. you can't.
#you will never believe how many times i have cried to toe today#honestly it's embarassing. critical levels not seen since 2009.#hayley williams#paramore#the only exception
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in the mood for a modern au. banishing them to Community Theatre.
#em draws stuff#hornblower#william bush#horatio hornblower#archie kennedy#sometimes I receive a Highly Specific Divine Vision of Putting Them In A Situation. here's that situation.#would being hit by my Become A Stage Manager beam fix hornblower? probably not but who can say#he Would like three-ring binders though. [quickly cross-references] pity he perished before they were invented.#archie's tattoos are borrowed from jon dxppercxdxver's ideas and bush's are from one of sanguinity's fics!#(except for the wrist rope... made that one up myself because it felt like he needed a little something extra)#thank you to the normal men chat for understanding that bush's cargo shorts are 'in a lesbian way'. this is v important.#name suggestions for archie's service dog are welcome and if anyone comes up with something particularly wonderful#then I may do another drawing or two in this au... we'll see.
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IM SURE YOUVE ALREADY EXPLAINED IT SOMEWHERE but.. may i ask about the story in bitter choco decoration. I like those guys :)
you’d be surprised but i apparently have never talked about these particular ocs’ story in detail on this particular tumblr blog. so i shall do just that…. i tried to summarize but it got kind of long oops, as it always does when i talk about my mentally ill ass ocs
so! as u might already know the guys in the video are rikki and william, and the animatic happens from rikki’s pov. rikki is basically the golden child of the family—smart, well-behaved, always keeping her parents satisfied, etc etc. generally she is put under a lot of pressure a lot of the time. and then her family decides to get an insurance child so to speak—just in case rikki fails in life—but they don’t want to go through the trouble of raising another one, so they decide to adopt.
that’s where william comes in, baby! now he is decidedly Not the golden child. he is the problem child. parents thought they could reform him—well, not much to show for that. but him and rikki surprisingly get along, even though they’re opposites. william actually gets someone who cares about him for once and wants him to be okay, and rikki gets someone who wants her to be more bold, stand up to others and consider what she herself wants instead of people-pleasing. he even gets her to make snide jokes and cut her hair. they’re best friends, it’s nice. for a while.
but, none of it is perfect. you know how rikki always seems to be smiling even though she’s clearly not having a good time? and you know all those red eyes that appear pretty much everytime william’s on screen? rikki has so many layers of masks that william never really feels like he actually knows her. and william, even though he mostly wants rikki to do her own thing, can still kind of be selfish and controlling (because he’s a teenager, and traumatized, and scared of losing his best friend, but it doesn’t change the fact that rikki feels the same pressure from him as she feels from their parents).
so this all culminates when they’re in high school and rikki buries herself in work—she wants to secure a good education and a good job so that she can actually get them both out of this shitty abusive household. for the first time in her whole life, she has a Goal that she personally has chosen. she now has someone to work hard for. but she also ends up spending a lot less time with that someone because of her studying, and it eats at william and eats and eats until—it turns out rikki’s hard work has actually paid off. she’s gotten a scholarship, and she can leave for a good university and she’s finally achieved something that she herself has wanted to do and not anyone else. for both of them. for her brother.
except her brother doesn’t react with support, like usual. he’s not cheering her on now that she’s fulfilled her dream and beyond. he just looks betrayed. because they’re best friends. they promised to be there for each other, to get out of this hellhole house together. how could she leave him behind? how is he supposed to make it without her, who is he going to have on his side? william loves her and wants her to be happy but he doesn’t want her to leave.
so in turn—because rikki is a) an avoidant little bitch who would rather masterfully evade conflict than try to have an opinion and b) doesn’t want her brother to hate her forever and not speak to her ever again—in turn, rikki, as always, as second nature, lies. i mean, it’s her dream, it’s something she’s been working towards for years, but she’ll stay. she’ll leave it behind. it makes perfect logical sense to her—best of both worlds: she doesn’t spend the last summer at home with her brother resenting her, and she still gets to actually go to university. it is basically flawless.
all up until, you know, the day comes where she actually has to move out and go to university. and william inevitably finds out that she lied to him. and they fight. it’s not good. it’s not happy. they end up separating on really bad terms, and not talking for the next 7 years because william runs away from home pretty much soon after rikki leaves (it’s not shown in the animatic but he does go MIA, rikki visits home once on holiday to find that her brother is just Gone, no one knows where he is, her parents couldnt give less of a shit, not great all around!!!) then rikki ends up graduating and looking for an easy first job, just to kind of set her foot in Job World.
unfortunately, it is also the exact same easy, convenient job that her brother ends up picking. hoo, boy. long time no see.
#suffice to say. their current relationship. is. Um. strained to put it lightly#it does not spark joy#they both think the other didn’t care about them and abandoned them#even better than that rikki sort-of-tried-not-to-think-about-it-but-still-sort-of-thought that her brother might’ve been dead for years#so. that’s also fun#they have a really fun relationship and it makes them amazing coworkers#and their other coworkers do not feel like they are children of divorce witnessing another silent fight#when they have to deal with rikki and william#cramswering#amd yes the eyes in the animatic are a symbol of pressure. white ones are just general pressure + from rikki’s family#and the red ones are pressure from william in specific. u can see as the animatic goes on that the red eyes appear more and more#and yes as you can see i hve done it again and created fucked up siblings in the petri dish of my mind. but they came first before the#mentally ill robot siblings. and yes they were very much inspired by the stan twins. the first iteration for will’s and rikki’s backstory#was almost like a gravity falls rewrite. except they were just best friends. Then 2 years ago i was enlightened by holy visions and ever#since then they’ve become the world’s most insane codependent siblings to exist#but do not fret for one day they might talk it out maybe. and by that i mean fight it out and make everything even more awkward#you know how it is
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SherLiam fics aren't usually something I indulge in because I tend to get annoyed at how many times Sherlock gets the shovel talk in fics (which I know is somewhat canonical - for Louis at least - but that and the fact that I tend to enjoy vers/switch dynamics and there isn't much of that means I don't tend to read stuff for the ship)
- but one thing I do find hilarious about SherLiam is just how utterly besotted William usually is with Sherlock. Meanwhile Louis is two feet behind him staring at the man like he's a dirty sock. It's just so fucking funny.
#look i hate the shovel talks because sherlock is my babygirl and I don't like it when people are mean to him#ESPECIALLY not after the man literally JUMPED OFF A BRIDGE to save Liam#Liam made that choice to save his family it was not Sherlock's fault so why are y'all talking about you better save him or we'll kill you#i will eat YOU actually#i know it's vaguely irrational but i will die on this hill i dislike it#also one other complaint i have is when it seems like sherlock is the only invested party like no?? did you watch the show#this was a mutual thing#anyways i digress#but my one exception is louis purely because the juxtaposition of william being head over heels and louis' disdain amuses me#then if you add in Albert and Mycroft and Louis is surrounded#10/10#sherliam#william x sherlock#sherlock x william#albert x mycroft#mycroft x albert
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You are so strongly in my purpose bred
That all the world besides methinks they're dead.
-William Shakespeare, Sonnet 112
#anyways just some alicole brainrot about the one scene where alicent walks like an angel on earth towards criston and literally saves him#we do not make a big enough deal of this scene#it is everything#it is also so sonnet 112#from now on he doesn't care about what anyone else thinks of his reputation or sense of honor except for his queen!!!!#i love these two if you couldnt tell#hotd#house of the dragon#hotd moodboard#moodboard#alicole#alicent hightower#criston cole#ser criston cole#alicole moodboard#the quality is also apparently good lol im so relieved#william shakespeare#Shakespeare#sonnet 112
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seeing the news while wearing a williams merch shirt is so sick
#logan sargeant#f1#williams racing#williams racing when i get my hands on you#you have never deserved logan#pulling him in to early and hanging him out to dry#hope williams has a shitty 2025 season#except for alex of course#i love him#james vowels im in your fucking walls
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"you are not as funny as you think you are" and "you are such a nerd" with ellie williams please
OH, DAM
[my gif]
pairing: hbo!ellie x gn!reader
prompts: this list
warnings: ⚠️ episode 6 spoilers ⚠️ (very minor, but just in case)
a/n: was trying to work out this request, and then the new ep aired..... hope it's okay for ya. i really enjoy writing these v short fics atm, so send more if you want.
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The sound of crunching snow quiets a little as Ellie slows to a stop to look around. You join her while Joel continues walking ahead, unbothered by whatever remark Ellie is surely about to make.
"Dam." She chuckles to herself, and you sigh, shaking your head. "Get it? Dam. Like, damn."
She points to said dam and continuously glances between you and the structure, waiting for a reaction.
"You know, you are not as funny as you think you are. And you are no Will Livingston, that's for sure."
She huffs. "Yeah, yeah, but who is?"
"What even is it? How does it work?" Ellie looks over at Joel, who has now stopped walking. He stands with one hand on his hip, the other on his gun, waiting. "Think Joel knows?"
"No. But it's fine 'cos I do. It's, uh..."
You briefly remember a rather boring book you had read back in the QZ. It was about rivers, lakes, and all other kinds of water sources around the world. It was a dull read, but you'd gone through most of the more exciting books several times already at that point. The only books left were for studying.
Ellie raises her brows, moving slightly closer. "You don't know either, do ya?"
"I'm just trying to remember. I think it creates electricity, by using the river. Like, the water spins the, uh... oh, the turbines!"
"Water... spinning a turbine..."
"Yeah, and then it's connected to a generator that makes electricity... I think."
"You are such a nerd." Ellie laughs and playfully punches your shoulder.
"Oh, whatever." You give her a shove right back. "I don't even know if that's right."
"You kids comin', or what?" You all shift and start moving again. "Y'all can walk and study."
"Still a nerd."
You snort, and then both of you start to laugh.
The little moment is interrupted when Joel clears his throat and you jump. Both of you had yet to notice that Joel had walked back over to see what was taking so long.
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There's a hint of a smile on his face when he says this, and while journeying on, Ellie continues to ask questions about the books you've read. You tell her more of what you can remember about rivers and the ocean, making it onto the subject of bugs, too. Honey bees, beetles and butterflies; you describe the pictures of the ones that you can recall in your head.
Eventually you both tire of the educational readings and wind up talking about Ellie's comics she's been collecting recently. She makes sound effects and tries to put on different voices as she tells you all about them.
#this could be flirty or just platonic tbh. you decide <3#my writing#mine#jensensfanfic/millerstation#the last of us fanfiction#tlou fanfiction#ellie williams x reader#ellie williams x you#nb!reader#my gifs#btw i know nothing about dams except the brief google description i read to write this
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John Shiban [story editor]: We really don't know his name. William B Davis: Cigarette Smoking Man... Shiban: Cancer Man... Davis: I like 'Il Fumatore'...
#how many times have you watched this bonus feature? yes#the way i screeched when he said il fumatore lol#also i have more dvds now >:)#a box set of full s1-9 EXCEPT the first disc of s1 like wtf#how do you lose just that disc out of a whole box set#anyway. il fumatore :'D no thanks lol#x files dvds#my meme#the scientist speaks#cigarette smoking man#william b davis#x files#the x files
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Matthew: *Comes home from a G8 meeting and immediately cuddles up with Katyusha who is laying on the couch, burying his head into her chest*
Katyusha: Do you want to talk about what happened at the meeting today?
Matthew: *muffled* Nuh uh.
Katyusha: Do you want to just keep your face buried between my tits?
Matthew: *still muffled* Uh huh.
#incorrect hetalia quotes#except this has actually happened and you can’t convince me otherwise#canukr#hetalia#hetalia axis powers#hetalia world stars#aph canada#hws canada#hws ukraine#aph ukraine#hetalia matthew williams#hetalia canada#maple rambles#hetalia ukraine
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i do love canon amy & rory but god, does some part of me wish they really had gone with the idea of the doctor picking up a child as a companion (and then later, that child’s best friend with a huge crush on her.) with the rest of the season really not changing at all, except now it’s amelia pond with an angel in her head killing her and lost alone in the woods. it’s little rory who dies and is forgotten and becomes a toy soldier. if this is going to be a fairy tale, then let it be one. children have never been safe in fairy tales.
#it wouldn’t have to change any of the actual plot of the season. except MAYBE amy’s choice but even then i think amy’s choice would be the#one episode where they should be adults. if only for the half where they live in a village in that dream.#because that’s the kind of future that children would dream up. they live in a little cottage and nothing ever goes wrong and their best#friend visits them all the time even though they’ve grown up.#they aren’t actually adults there just children with an idea of what they should be as adults and acting accordingly#and it would still end the same way.#but idk its just. rory’s 2000 years waiting for amy inside the pandorica is already tragic. yes.#now imagine its a kid. a kid in a little roman soldier helmet who will never grow up. who will not leave his best friend.#he loves her and she’s more important than the whole universe and that sort of love is supposed to MEAN something in a fairy tale!#its supposed to melt the ice out of hearts and transform people from stone.#and what that love means here. is that he will have to wait 2000 years. a child and a box.#little rory and the amelia who followed the doctor’s letters to the pandorica. and she doesn’t recognize him again.#and amelia in the pandorica… 2000 years a child trapped in a small box waiting to be rescued.#s5 is already fucked for them but it could be worse. it could be so much worse.#and it would make the doctor choosing to take her place in the pandorica to save the universe later even better.#because who else but the doctor would put the fate of the universe on the shoulders of two children and realize much too late what a#monstrous thing he’d done. and still have to hope. have to hope. that amelia would remember him fondly enough to bring him back to reality.#the logistics of all of this would have been a pain lmao. child labor laws in acting and all that.#BUT. hypothetically. it would have slapped.#doctor who#amy pond#rory williams#<- also this entire time ive been referring to him in my head as rory pond so much that i fuckin. forgot his actual last name.#and then like if you want them to be adults in s6 or whatever you can just timeskip to them getting married and still have amelia remember#the doctor there. it would work. it would.#amelia pond au
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no one fucking talk to me i’m gonna spend the rest of the day in mourning
#formula 1#f1#carlos sainz#cs55#williams racing#james vowles#logan sargeant#ls2#i fucking hate it here#i feel sick#though i guess i shouldn’t be too surprised considering logan sargeant and james vowles are apparently no longer on speaking terms#anyway#fuck you james#james vowles triggers my fight or flight#except it’s just fight#when i see him#its on sight#james vowles i hate you so much#i am a logan sargeant defender till i die
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Lovely hydrangea
#Tbt#Except its not thursday#One of my early posts were of this character#She was so fucking real though#The shrine lmao#You can tell he’s a non commital wh***#Unlike Jeff. he isn’t a gold digger who steals pjs from old men. he just doesn’t gaf about anything#Can’t believe her dad just let him act like that#william zabka
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#w.illiam a.fton instilling good values in his children such as ''if something bad happens to you dont tell any adults around you except me'#art#comic#five nights at freddy's#fnaf#william afton#chris cassidy afton
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ellie has the ability to change the future shes just like barry allen
#except ellie wouldnt erase baby sara for jj😤#iykyk but also its not sarah & jesse joel so idk if you would know#the last of us#hbo the last of us#joel miller#ellie williams#hbo tlou#memes#mine#if i ever were to lose queue#incorrect tlou quotes
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baizhu. in bamboo rain.
#send tweet#genshin fanart#genshin impact#baizhu#baizhu fanart#baizhu art#baizhu genshin impact#baizhu genshin#dr baizhu#doctor baizhu#baizhu gi#gi baizhu#xingqiu bamboo rain#Yes he is reading The Princess Bride By William Goldman#thank you for noticing#except#hes not#readin#g#his ass is not reading !!!!!!
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